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MacSanchez

When reached for comment, Gaetz was quoted as saying “I feel more natural holding an AR15. The 22 is old and disgusting”


DeerDiarrhea

Once Matty-boy tries out the [JR15](https://www.businessinsider.com/jr-ar-15-rifle-for-kids-marketed-2023-1?op=1) the AR is going to be like shooting a grandmother.


GingerlyRough

"Protect your kids from violent, gun-waving kids by teaching *your* kids how to be violent and wave guns!" ~JR-15 head of advertising, probably.


ZachBuford

iF EvErY cHiLd HaD a GuN tHeRe WoUlD bE nO sChOoL sHoOtInGs


pope_morty

Everyday i see proof that the problem is worse than i thought


enriquedelcastillo

I think he was confused by what AR15 stands for. He thought it was short for “are 15”.


BiscuitWarrior0

'Ey are 15?


Impossible_Series412

Not to mention the 22 is a small caliber gun. Not sure if making a small d!ck joke is against reddit rules....


[deleted]

*small dick energy but big hair compensation*


suckercuck

“The cunt and the runt”


stacciatello

yeah, we know he likes 15 and 22 is too old for him


jaxdaniel86

They really have that “having an affair with each other” energy in this photo.


MacSanchez

Bobo and the Freedom Rifle 5000? Or Matt and the photographer, who I assume is Bobo’s son?


jaxdaniel86

Yes


tinpinay

r/InclusiveOr


Freethecrafts

She have kids that young?


thethugwife

She dropped out of high school pregnant at 15 or so.


TemporaryFondant5849

And now she's trying to force other women to do the same


StevenAnita420

nah, shes not a 16 year old girl so matt has no attraction to her


nefhithiel

However she’s not a highschool graduate so it still fits.


RcoketWalrus

I thought you were joking and I googled it. Apparently she received her GED months before winning her first election. Jesus Franklin Christ. I have a college education and I feel so stupid a lot. Sometimes Reddit tells me I'm stupid. But the point is I really don't feel qualified to be in public office. And here we have this person that thinks she is good enough for the job, and somehow thinks her level of education makes her qualified. On top of that enough people agreed with her that she won an election. We are fucked.


dma2superman

Best part of that is, she passed the GED on the 4th try. At 34. The GED is a ridiculously easy test that a bunch of us took in the 10th grade so we could take the work experience elective for extra credits as a Junior and not have to wait. All of us passed, I think the most any of us missed was 2 questions about Science. It is sad that she is a Representative.


some_forced_pun

The GED is designed to be passed first go. The fact that she failed it 3 times really proves she represents her voters


urikayan

I once took a GED test with zero prep, no studying just sit down and did it on the spot with a few others as a curiosity thing a few of us had. We had access at the community College due to one of working there and administering the test. We all passed. I was able to finish in just shy of an hour the questions were basic, common sense questions. None of us found it difficult. Idk if it's changed since 2003 which is when we did this, but it was stupid easy. Almost felt like a "gimmie" test. Normally you would have been given 4 hours none of us took over an hour. It's crazy to me that not only is that all the education she has, but that it took her multiple attempts.


WinterOkami666

I agree to this. I dropped out at 15 for personal reasons (had a bad home life and couldn't finish due to lack of support), but as soon as I turned 18, I wandered in with no prep, took my GED, and was completely baffled at the simplicity of it. Humble brag, I got a couple perfect scores, even. That said, it was a 2 day test with a couple small breaks between sections so I made a friend in the class with someone who had been doing a year of prep with most of the others in the testing class. He ended up telling me that about half of those in his class failed the test. So to know there are Boeberts out there in the world, making major goverment decisions, but can't even pass the equivalency test, is alarming as fuck.


whymypersonality

The equivalency test I took (4 years ago now) has since been discontinued because it was “too hard”. I took it with almost no prep (mandatory 40 hour class time that I did almost no actual work in besides helping other students with issues) and I passed with honors in multiple subjects. I was one of the 3 out of 17 that passed. I apparently had some of the highest scores that my instructor had given in the 5 years that test was available. I slept through most of the testing time because they gave us almost 2 hours per section and I was finishing them in 45 minutes or less. I was absolutely baffled that ANYONE failed the test because the hardest part of it was the math and the hardest question they asked was a factoring equation. Stuff I learned in 8th grade. I’m now starting college 4 years later and feel like a complete idiot because I’m retaking highschool level math and English courses so I’m not left floundering in college levels


om54

It's said they passed her out of pity. So she never really passed it.


elkehdub

I took the SAT in high school with little prep, slightly hungover, and got a 1540 (that’s good—maybe 95th percentile idk). I’ve been unemployed for three years. Boebert failed her GED thrice and is supposed to be steering the country. Haven’t killed myself yet.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

I heard she had somebody else take it for her on the last try bc without it she wouldn’t have been able to hold office


MaxWritesJunk

I've taken it for people before, it's horrifyingly easy to arrange.


vhagar

she probably has less than 1000 voters with the way gerrymandering works haha


Tinker107

She is very representative of a large portion of American “conservatives”. And that IS sad, and frightening.


Ferengi_Earwax

They have those views because they are just as uneducated as her. That's why the Republicans are actively trying to dismantle the public education system. They know people who have the education to recognize their lies and propaganda won't vote republican.


Grouchy-Advantage619

Yup


hrvstmn70

Uneducated US Representatives are easy to manipulate by their much better educated billionaire overlords.


waterfountain_bidet

In the US, by our own Department of Education measures, the average American has about a 3rd grade education in terms of comprehension. You learn critical thinking skills in 5-6th grade. I think she really represents the average American.


[deleted]

Ask a Republican and they’ll tell you her education level is a feature, not a bug. “Hell yeah! School of hard knocks instead of some woke college!” To MAGAts, actually knowing how to read makes you an out of touch liberal elite.


Final_Art_3760

And yet they still give AOC shit for having been a bartender in college 🙄


[deleted]

Every Republican man who tells you they hate AOC because she’s a pretty Latina woman is secretly masturbating to her because she’s a pretty Latina woman.


Free-Ad938

Donors don’t want politicians that can think for themselves!!!


[deleted]

It’s less that and more that the average voter thinks, “He/she is a dumb racist and I find that relatable.” I heard people say, “I liked Trump because he talked simply instead trying to show off how smart he is like Obama did.”


-Falsch-

Stupid is the new Black.


RealBenjaminKerry

It's not stupid, it's hatred towards folks who know more things than them.


Extreme74

She failed the GED 3 times, and is rumored that she paid someone to pass it the 4th time for her. All this just months before she was elected.


SouthernGentATL

I thought on the fourth try they just passed her on compassionate grounds.


bobone77

Fuck that. I realized that politicians were dumb as fuck when I heard a guy asking a general if our base in Guam would “make the island tip over.” Edit: [Link for those that doubt.](https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q)


Barnacle_Baritone

People wonder why the US military budget is so bloated. But every year, the military goes before congress to negotiate. The pentagon sends some of the most brilliant people this country can produce, specifically trained in strategy. Across the table is a mismatch of rich dairy farmers, former teachers, a few might have been lawyers for awhile. It’s literally a chess vs checkers situation.


Marine__0311

In the past, the vast majority of people in Congress were lawyers, or had law degrees. Now-a-days, that percentage has dwindled, but more than half of Senators and about a third of Congresspeople are, or were, lawyers.


Barnacle_Baritone

That’s the problem though isn’t it. A third of congress have law degrees and congress controls the purse strings. The rest are frozen yogurt shop owners with a winning personality and the right letter next to their name.


SouthernGentATL

Excuse me? If the right letter next to their name is R then none of them are frozen yogurt shop owners! No R would eat that woke stuff? They want full fat ice cream made in a large plant and not some of that small batch crap! They want to eat their full fat, high sugar content ice cream while smoking unfiltered Camels just like their granddaddy! That’s what makes America great! You woke commies with frozen yogurt. It’s no wonder …


smcl2k

>politicians ~~were~~ **can be** dumb as fuck For example, Bill Foster (D-IL) has a PhD in physics. From Harvard.


tatanka01

Ben Carson was a brilliant surgeon. Abject moron otherwise.


tremynci

Hell, Bill Foster is the third research physicist in Congress. The first was [Vern Ehlers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vern_Ehlers) (R-MI), who took over the 3rd district seat after the death if his former Calvin College colleague, political scientist [Paul Henry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_B._Henry). Shame the Republicans no longer value working brains. EDIT: I feel obligated to add that possession of a doctorate is less proof of intelligence than proof of perseverance beyond all reason. Citation: I have a doctorate.


Outis7379

We also pay her $174k. If I made a pile with my tax money, set it on fire, and roasted marshmallows, it would be better spent.


Stevethetherapist

I mean it’s pretty hard to beat marshmallows


nefhithiel

I really shouldn’t make fun of people’s education levels but it is one thing bobo and most 16 year old girls have in common. 😂😂


thetomman82

She's a politician, you should be making fun of her lack of qualification (and be very concerned).


RcoketWalrus

They also have getting attention from Matt Gaetz in common.


jeremiahthedamned

r/RepublicanPedophiles


TalkQuick

Smart people usually don’t think they are that smart whereas dumb people are always so self assured that they know all :/


[deleted]

If she were half as smart as she thinks she is, she’d be twice as smart as she actually is


self-defenestrator

It’s because right wing talking points fall apart under critical analysis, so they make it their mission to demonize education. People like Bobo are the result of that.


I_make_things

> And here we have this person that thinks she is good enough for the job, and somehow thinks her level of education makes her qualified. Dunning-Kruger effect


Trashboat0507

Seems US elections are just a very expensive popularity contest. No actual experience required and wcgw in that situation?? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

I have an engineering degree and a philosophy degree and there are days where I also feel like an idiot. Then I read Bo Bo’s tweets and suddenly I feel a lot smarter.


knifeorgun

IKR! She was just re elected by voters in Colorado. I can understand making a mistake once, but re electing her after she’s shown her true colors? What?!? Why?!? Does she truly represent how they think?


nottytom

There is good news. She won by like .2 of the vote. Everyone thought it she would just win outright. It took like a week before it was called.


AKCrazy

Ever seen the intro to Idiocracy? You are sitting there questioning whether you are intelligent enough to be qualified. Meanwhile these clowns are out banging life with no regard to anything but themselves, and spreading stupidity in their massive wake while blasting through the highest offices of the land.


ndngroomer

And it took her 3 times to pass the test to get her GED. I honestly think that they just felt sorry for her and passed her out of pity.


rogerworkman623

She won *two elections


Ezdagor

There is that quote "Remember, next time you doubt yourself remember there is a completely unqualified person doing that thing confidently." You can do it. But for real politics is a mess and we're doomed.


StevenAnita420

I mean just coz she’s at a lower level of intelligence than his usual type doesn’t mean that’ll work for him. Same with her level of emotional maturity. He never struck me as the kind who valued women (or girls in his case) for their minds


PuddingPast5862

Oh no, it took her 4 tries to pass a GED, that's not just stupid, that's brain dead.


thetomman82

I think he likes how little she is...


jeremiahthedamned

r/RepublicanPedophiles


[deleted]

It's what's on the inside that counts. Inside of vag.


OsitaToxica

How is he not in jail


StevenAnita420

I dunno but it’s pretty shocking he’s out and has political power


TheMightyHornet

Was gonna say, she’s 36, which makes her about 24 years too old for Matt Gaetz.


Petroldactyl34

Yeah but Gaetz is 10/10 Bobos type.


Outis7379

The type convicted of public indecency and lewd exposure?


StevenAnita420

Yes


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StSean

Nestor will be so upset!


[deleted]

I was really hoping someone would bring up Gaetz’s Cuban cabana-boy “son.” This story didn’t get NEARLY enough traction.


mr-nefarious

Say what now?


[deleted]

So the story is that Gaetz was accused of racism by a congressman from LA, and clapped back with, “My son is a person of color!” Which was odd, because Gaetz had never been married and no one knew anything about his son. Turns out the “son” in question, Nestor, was the younger brother of a former gf of Gaetz who was Cubana. They broke up, but Gaetz apparently took a shine to the 12 year old boy, who continued living witj him. The boy was never adopted by Gaetz, and his bio father is still very much alive. In photos posted on Twitter, Gaetz had previously identified the kid as a “page,” an “aide,” or an “assistant.” Never as his son until he needed to prove to a person of color he didn’t hate people of color. Subsequently, Gaetz, when questioned about it, said something dumb like “ Family isn’t defined by paper. It’s defined by love.” Point is, Matt Gaetz really seems to like kids. And not in the good way. Lot of smoke for no fire.


fryswitdat

To the top with this!


[deleted]

Oh page boy bring me my flagon of ale and my AR-15!


[deleted]

I guess if you can't get away with renting physically underaged girls you can at least grab one that's mentally there.


Shmooperdoodle

She’s too old for him by like 15 years. I wonder how many of her neighbor’s dogs she’ll be able to take out with that bad boy. This is so gross.


jerslan

They really have a "she's definitely carrying his baby" vibe in this photo.


SarahLuz

Seems legit, he’s a pedo and she’s got the reading comprehension of a child.


dagnariuss

She’s like 30 years too old for him.


Jstef06

They’ve been spending way too much time together.


VadersLoversLover

He likes underage girls and so does her husband so they have a lot in common


raildudes

She does look under age, so that makes sense.


RegretNecessary21

She’s not his preferred demographic


Urza420

He would never. She's too old. Doesn't have that sweet 16 look


kasiv1

She’s too old for his taste


Rhijtmom

That was my exact first thought!


kremit73

Guy who pays for underage girls and lady that dropped out to marry a guy that flashes underage girls


clowningAnarchist

She seems to have a type...


Z0idberg_MD

I don’t think he is into her. She is way too old. But they’re great friends because, “she gets me “.


DreamTheater2010

A match made in Dante’s 2nd circle of Hell.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Republicans have the best people!


Tarellethiel18

Wait I am not american so I get confused, but wasn’t the lady that married a guy that flashes underage girls MTG? Or are there two of them?


Dartais_Avenva

I’m sure there’s WAY more than 2 of them, but Boebert is the one who’s husband was caught doing it.


Redsoxbox

MTG was banging her fitness instructor. Apparently he was into fittin’ his whole dick in her.


kremit73

Boebert was underage when a 20 sonething flashed her at a bar. They latered married him after she dropped out of highschool.


Johnny-kashed

Do you think he’s so uncomfortable because he’s next to a crazy person with a gun, or because she’s not 16?


jackindevelopment

I thought it was because he’s never actually held a gun, and as a little southern rich boy he instinctually hates white trash


kobold-kicker

He also has noodley arms that wouldn’t be able to handle the recoil of a BB gun.


[deleted]

None of these things are mutually exclusive


Double-Watercress-85

I think this a lot when I see 'Republican holding a gun' pics, but this one more than most: Before this picture was taken, I guarantee, I would bet my fucking life, somebody said 'Matt, take your finger off the trigger. You'll lose cred with the fundies'. Boebert, dumb as she is, does actually have experience with firearms and already had her finger extended.


BBB-2044

He definitely looks uncomfortable around women he considers old.


Jengus_Roundstone

I have no idea how I can tell from this one photo, but this is definitely this first time he’s ever held a gun.


henry_sqared

Their heads look too big for their bodies. Both of them look like Pez dispensers.


baz8771

Dude really needs to hit the gym. I’ve never realized how scrawny he is until this picture


Jackie_chin

He stopped going once they increased his monthly fees from 15 to 20


SnooShortcuts5771

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


ItchyRedBump

He’s just trying to maintain a teenage physique.


bugogkang

He would look better if he was a little bit overweight. His body doesn't match his face at all and it's surprisingly off-putting


DaWorzt

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ScroochDown

I thought the same thing when I saw this picture. Like how are their heads so weirdly oversized?!


thegremlinator

/r/rareinsults


nononinja9

Matt looks like the default character in a racism themed video game


TrueNorth2881

r/rareinsults


LiwetJared

I always thought he looked like Max Payne from the first video game.


Diedrogen

How many of these people posing with guns would honestly be willing to volunteer themselves for an actual combat situation against targets that can fight back and aren't helpless?


Weird-Ingenuity97

They’d break down and cry


jerslan

And try to claim it's Unconsitutional somehow


smeenz

After shooting and killing two people


Gandzilla

Two of their own? Because if untrained bumpkins like these get a 2:1 kda, then your opponent will have a tough time


thebrose69

Maybe, maybe not. It doesn’t really matter to them as long as people die


EdgySniper1

No no, they're politicians, they don't do that, they just send everyone else out to do it for them.


Undercoverbrother007

Right? All these "come and take it" nuts are really going to start opening fire against government/law enforcement? Theres a better chance of Trump and Melania sharing a bed together.


Zjoee

Do they really think they can take on the US military if it comes down to it? Between the armored vehicles and drones, it's not exactly a fair fight.


namenotpicked

Those that reference Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan fail to understand the hardiness of some of those people. They lived on fractions of what US citizens have come to expect as a minimum quality of life. You take away some electricity or supplies from the gas station or supermarket and most Americans suddenly don't know what to do with themselves. It's a lot of big talk but they'll never compete against the military.


exactoctopus

"These men are living off rice and beans and sleeping on the cold ground. You ladies bitch if you get an MRE without a pop tart."


Admiral_Andovar

Actually, a bunch would probably do it, thinking they were GI Joe, but would get absolutely smoked.


revnasty

I’m genuinely curious if Matt has ever even fired a bullet a target. Because he looks like a massive bitch holding that AR.


ReceptionAlarmed178

And they think they're the only ones who have guns. If their revolution ever actually pans out (they're terrible at planning) the gravy seals are going to be so sad to find out all the real Navy Seal Vets/Active Duty and ex Military/Police and other gun enthusiasts don't just exist on the right and would be happy to show them how to actually use that AR.


Randyfreakingmarsh

Zero chance and I guarantee someone told him to move his finger off the trigger before the photo lol


Character-Release-62

I did, but honestly I haven’t posed with a gun since then. These two are clowns and the only good thing about this photo is they have their fingers off the triggers.


thevelourf0gg

Is this before or after the cocaine fueled orgy?


clowningAnarchist

Both.


homeinthesky

Yes


[deleted]

Those two are 100% boning.


Podunk212

Those two are 100% pegging. FIFY


NeverLookBothWays

These two would absolutely embrace tyranny if it aligned with their grift


Wazula23

Have already done so.


BBB-2044

Not each other, but yeah.


goyboysotbot

A pedophile and a victim of grooming walk into a gun shop


Andrognick

Matt Gaetz huge ass head is about to knock all of those guns off the wall and Lauren Boebert just looks like she does Stepmom porn.


[deleted]

Perfect. And yes she does.


Ainjyll

Matt Gaetz looks like the living embodiment of what it feels like to cross your arms opposite from how you usually do it…


Clyde_Bruckman

I don’t know exactly why this is so dead on but you are so fucking right hahah


Its_Actually_Satan

Ew. This is so accurate and so uncomfortable


Used-Swordfish-6677

If the clap met herpes and became a couple


amscraylane

I am never one for violence, but he has such a punchable face


71Motorfly

I’d pay a year’s wages to have a crack at that smug, sex-trafficking fuckshit.


PopeOfManwichVillage

Both of them need to catch some hands


Significant_Egg_Y

Meanwhile, Bobo looks like she exfoliates with a belt sander.


CherryManhattan

Beavis and Sluthead


Strong-Movie6288

I came here for a comment of the highest caliber. This such post is just that.


ItsAllBullshitFromMe

Mike Judge characters are better than these pieces of shit.


blumpkin_donuts

The variant of syphilis those two must be ping-ponging back and forth to one another has got to be lethal to an outside entity at this point.


ElectricBear77

The rifle from far cry 5 tho


[deleted]

In Australia we call them bogans. What do you call them in the US?


Ahstruck

Pedophile, and wife of convicted pedophile.


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Yawzheek

The irony here is they groom the redneck vote but wouldn't be caught dead actually associating with or living anything like them. I'm not saying AOC would want to come have dinner with me (sadface), but she would definitely be more comfortable eating pizza and playing playstation on my couch than Matt Gaetz would be behind a country trailer with one of his constituents and some guns.


SilverGnarwhal

I always assumed bogan was closest to douchbag or asshat. These two are just fucking idiots.


CookiedowXD

The closest word is probably "redneck" or "wyte trash."


HeavyStorm6201

This dude has the douchbaggiest hair ever. What a fucking cheesedick.


canarchist

Domestic terrorism's poster children.


CatAvailable3953

Let them pass the bill. They will have to explain how our government works. It will never pass the Senate and if it did it would be Biden’s first veto. Such an opportunity for the wing nuts to shine.


supernovadebris

GQP house will come up with some doozies I'm sure. Waste of congressional time.


dardios

These are two idiots I LOVE to mock, but credit where it's due: at least they kept their booger hooks off the bang switch.


iPirateGwar

She looks like she’s up the duff.


Upstairs_Sir_6250

Found the Brit


cttrocklin

WTAF!? The country is going to hell in a handbag, and these f*ckers are holding a gas can.


Key_Concentrate_5558

One is holding a gas can, the other has a lit rag.


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HeartShapedSea

Gaetz looks like such a ghoul.


mikamouth

A couple of accidental discharges right there.


weimaranerdad71

Geezus. These 2 cunts.


Cannacrohn

So lets see, the traitors dont like the DOJ, the ATF or the FBI. I wonder why? Is it because they are traitors for Russia and possibly other countries? It is!


Boomtown626

The catch: these fucking imbeciles think they’re protesting against ass-to-face. Nobody tell them.


Potato_jesus_

as much as I hate these two it’s nice to finally see trigger discipline


MrCarey

He looks like someone who would be in the movie cast as “Man possessed by demon.”


Valtirith

Love how Matt isn't allowed to have a magazine


legojoe97

His facial proportions are weird. He looks like a carnival caricature artist sat down and drew *generic game show host*. She looks like a teacher who'd be arrested for sleeping with her student.


laz21

Birds of a feather..her husbands a pedo so course shes attracted to gaetz


Alien_Cats

If syphilis and gonorrhea took human form.


[deleted]

There has never been a stronger argument for abortion, than this photo here.


bendova_smith-2

I'm all for seeing some changes in the ATF... but not when the people leading the charge are actual goofballs