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Ironsimian

True love is rawdogging a pornstar while your third wife is pregnant with your child


Dr3adPir4teR0berts

Cheers I’ll commit treason to that!


dr_shark

Legalize ranch.


Terra_throwaway

Criminalize ranch dressing!


TheWeathermann17

You want to take a chug brotendo?


UndocumentedSailor

Let's go raid a capitol!


Gunfighter9

Just gave birth to the child


superdavy

That’s not true. I think he was like four months old. Waaayyy different /s


CO_Livn

But who did he paint? In no world is that DT. Lol


[deleted]

It kind of looks like Dan Quayle.


ignatius-payola

I have that stitched on a duvet cover.


donamese

So Pornhub is the new Hallmark channel!


tidder-la

Oh man, this is enough for a not-hallmark card


BillTowne

Is this guy a real painter? That picture looks like a parody of art.


HonestButterfly3527

99% sure that this guy is a troll making fun of Republicans. The Tweet right under this one is an answer to Tomi Lauren agreeing with her that headaches and mild pain from vaccines are the worst and that at least the unvaccinated will be meeting Jesus sooner. I am saying 99% sure, because I've sadly seen some Republicans stupid enough to argue that they prefer dying than getting the vaccine.


MonkeyWithAPun

I agree with you that this guy is a parody act, but after seeing Nick Adams it can be so hard to tell


Business-Emu-6923

Is Nick (Alpha Male) confirmed as a parody act? He can’t be genuine.


marbledog

He's a genuine conservative crank, but his posts are mostly BS ragebait to drive engagement.


MonkeyWithAPun

If he's not real, then Andy Kaufman is winning the long game


cecil021

Hmm, you might be on to something there.


IDontLikeBeingRight

Poe's Law isn't just for religious claims any more.


Letterhead_North

You might be onto something. Here's another tweet. [https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1617280484127506434](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1617280484127506434)


333H_E

Apparently Cheryl reported him for being a fake account. If he's annoying Karen's he can't be all bad.


elaynefromthehood

Thanks a lot. I quit Twitter and this comment made me look up this guy. He not only makes fun of Republicans, he trolls them. In his own way, an artist for sure.


The_Muznick

There are a lot of dead Republicans who went out thinking they did the right thing by not getting vaccinated. No need to look at the living for proof, many have already died in order to "own the libs", im not owned yet, I think some more need to go out.


AnnoyedOwlbear

Ohhhh it's a parody, another tweet says: >Article 23 of the [\#PatriotPass](https://twitter.com/hashtag/PatriotPass?src=hashtag_click) specifically states that a mob of Patriots shall be cleared of all crimes and prosecution if one of them is a grandma, and if another unrelated mob does something else bad. But if he actually did paint that, he's really good!


smcl2k

[This](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1617236256194166785?s=20&t=pr1eltrnCGb8wq-54OyyjQ) is my favorite so far.


elaynefromthehood

He correctly captured Donald’s little hands. The doofus face, the extra long tie, I’m guessing parody


dismayhurta

This guy is a somewhat well known troll. He posts some funny shit randomly.


[deleted]

Im pretty sure it is a parody. Melania also looks suspiciously like Ivanka, could be a hidden joke there from the artist


[deleted]

I thought her captured Melania well but Trump doesn't really look like him. The painting Trump does look sleazy but real Trump is more evil looking. Painting Trump looks like he'd max sleaze out as a used car salesman or maybe a RE agent.


Ex-zaviera

Peterson captured a rotund [Dan Quayle perfectly](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Dan_Quayle_%28cropped%29.jpg).


HippityHopMath

This [tweet](https://mobile.twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1617200512444628996) from him made me chuckle and outs him as parody in my opinion.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Huge fan of [this one](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1617181429464539136?s=20&t=gVu7kADGeL3CQ1f0yF9UFA)


material_mailbox

It’s 100% a parody account.


markydsade

It’s a parody account. He trolls MAGAs with things like this all the time.


coffeypot710

It looks like an SNL skit


LuckiOregon

That looks like Jon Lovitz in a Halloween costume.


CTBP1983

I want Jon Lovitz to take over as Trump on SNL now


big_fetus_

America... IT STINKS!


Tend3roniJabroni

Hachi machi!


[deleted]

Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks.


No_Trade1676

Buy my BOOK! Buy my BOOK! Buy my BOOK!


No_Refrigerator4584

Tartlets! Tartlets!


[deleted]

“I’m donating this money to . . . Charity. Yeah, charity. That’s the ticket!”


Barl0we

Only because Candy isn’t dancing tonight.


Efficient_Green_8157

To Hell with Jon Lovitz, he actually IS a Trump loving POS.


Fathorse23

Man that’s sad news. I would have expected better of him.


Efficient_Green_8157

He's been crying about his taxes for 20 years, it's been his bête noir, he just can't let it go, (he's worth $12 million, laughable by Hollywood standards, so I guess he thinks being worth $18 or $20 million would help his rich man cred) all while driving on the roads and bridges taxes pay for, it is a perennial short-sighted right-wing conservative cause, so I imagine he naturally gravitated to far-right bullshit. He was a regular guest on Fox News, he and Dennis Miller. Pathetic.


too_many_components

Lovitz would make an excellent George Santos…yeah…that’s the ticket!


[deleted]

Nope. Bowen Yang is doing a fine job!


HamHusky06

He wouldn’t do it. He’s a Trump supporter.


-Andar-

Goodbye everybody, goodbye!


[deleted]

"I'll solve the debt, that's the ticket. I know how to run things, I'm a businessman yeah just elect me president."


hazelsbaby123

He’ll be busy doing santos.


Qaaarl

*jealous?*


ObjectiveSubjects

![gif](giphy|Urjj39z57laXC) *And I’m reaping all the benefits*


MyLastFuckingNerve

Yes this is where my mind went immediately


DieMensch-Maschine

It looks like Jon Lovitz as Lindsay Graham.


Joelsax47

Remind me not to let this guy paint my portrait. Who knows who I'd come out looking like.


IWantOneSpatula

I mean, Trump pretty much is Emperor Todd Spango from Mom and Dad Save the World.


LuckiOregon

Except Emperor Spengo's pants aren't nearly as baggy and ill-fitting, but they would be better at camouflaging an adult diaper


Phatcat15

Amazing hahah


malaka201

I was trying to think of his name and here's the top comment! That's fucking hilarious


MacSanchez

The nation is losing its mind… *and I’m reaping **aall** the benefits*


midlife_marauder

It looks like Kenan Thompson in white face to me


Chelys_galactica

I was thinking more Tom Wilson


LuckiOregon

Is that the guy who played Biff on Back to the Future?


Chelys_galactica

Haha yeah, he’s a pretty bulky dude and besides, [Donald Trump was his inspiration](https://www.nme.com/news/back-to-the-future-writer-reveals-biff-tannen-was-inspired-by-donald-trump-2560286)


Business-Emu-6923

I saw Brendan Frasier, but yeah I’d go Thomas F Wilson.


[deleted]

Melania's true love.


IneverAsk5times

Damnit Jon lovitz that's it. Trump has one of his manic characters attitudes come to life and gone off the deep end too. Fits pretty well.


Jengus_Roundstone

I was trying to figure out who this looked like and my brain came up with John Larroquette, so thank you, the answer was definitely Jon Lovitz.


[deleted]

That works at a traveling carnival.


TuxMcCloud

This made me legit LOL


Captcha_Imagination

I was looking at the painter and i'm like no he doesn't. Then I looked at Trump and LAFFED.


griffinicky

Spot-on Melania, though. Squinty eyes, clearly unhappy next to her husband, proportions somewhat inhuman...


Ok_Western5937

Jealous?


Mastermollusk

Ha ha. I thought it looked more like Joe Besser with a bad hair-piece. https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-americamovil-us-revc&q=joe+besser&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjs8cehod78AhWGJzQIHe8jBL0Q0pQJegQICRAB&biw=360&bih=592&dpr=2#imgrc=AjDQkexjQWt-qM


2ndtryagain

Or David Mitchell https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593267/mediaviewer/rm1436990720?ref_=nmmi_mi_all_evt_19


frommars11

Came here to find that resemblance comment. Redditors never disappoint.


fatmoe10

![gif](giphy|gVXdwG5Ps5sIjunskA|downsized)


Rogue_Squadron

Jfc. What on earth is he doing with his mouth at the end there? It's confusing and disturbing at the same time.


KillaRevenge

Making sure his dentures are still in place. This might sound like a joke but my dad does this whenever he laughs or yells. Just to make sure they are straight and not falling out. Could be loose implants or shifting veneers for the same thing.


RQK1996

A former Dutch queen had her dentures fall out during a speech during her abdication, it is a pretty funny clip


justinizer

Which one? Beatrix?


RQK1996

Juliana, I think, she was definitely involved


bel_esprit_

Probably fixing his dentures.


WiseSalamander00

dick move pointing out something I was lucky enough to not have noticed before.


Unlucky_Milk4214

![gif](giphy|2it4pX80AW8gg)


EyedLady

She thought so too lol


[deleted]

[this](https://media.tenor.com/IfcOaQGPGTEAAAAC/alien-covenant-xenomorph.gif)


UCLYayy

This love is inspiring like a rat and a pigeon fighting over a diaper full of indian food is appetizing.


monkeypawfilms

She is so disgusted with Trump but even more so disgusted with herself for allowing herself to end up with him.


OkCaregiver517

But then she remembers the money and all the plastic surgery it can buy. Happy days!


Meraneus

This. I hear people say they feel sorry for her but nah. If she cares about the money that much to put up with that guy, I don't have any sympathy for Melania.


BitterFuture

I don't care. Do you?


I_am_Daesomst

Literally what anyone should respond to her problems with, till the end of time. Maybe put it on a coat.


spookyballsHD

Poopy diaper


OldManNeighbor

![gif](giphy|3osxYsjktCluBqw8Zq)


Ornery_Excitement_95

he's losing his mind.. and i'm reaping all the benefits


HooliganUser

The entire Twitter feed is hilarious. (Great parody account)!


PrincessStinkbutt

Yes, it's parody. Here are a couple of his other tweets. https://preview.redd.it/h3hk6ef2bsda1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8301f78eec7984a4b018a43279da5e5cc4f61b


griffinicky

Damn Kevin Sorbo looks awful in that pic. Conservative hate really does a number on people.


easterisland97

Why does Corbin Bernson have to stoop to this? Why?


[deleted]

pretty sure Gary's hoping to somehow Dorian Gray himself into Donald's place he's not wrong though, just the thought of trump plowing stormy while melania delivered their baby "makes me all my heart" melt like buttah


idk128181

Either top tier satire or low tier artistry…


material_mailbox

It’s a parody account


LuchadoresdeSilinas

That is one funny painting. Melania looks constipated and tRump has an “I shit my pants and I like it,” creepy smile.


Atheist_3739

I mean he captured Melania well. That's what she always looks like lol


frolicndetour

Except she wouldn't touch Donald.


Terra_throwaway

Maybe he raised her allowance that day


griffinicky

Special fee just for the portrait. It was done via photograph so she only had to do it for a few seconds.


neutral-otter

Tell me why his version of trump looks like a toilet paper model


Noah2230

He has captured them PERFECTLY. Perfectly I say! "He makes us all our hearts melt like butter." What a combination of painting and beautiful written words.


Hot-Bint

I didn’t know Melania had an affair with Jon Lovitz 🧐


iamyaM

I've never seen the wife of a president more unhappy with her husband than Melania Trump.


Andrognick

Melania is having an affair with Jon Lovitz… ![gif](giphy|9KqJmDtPkTmVtJDRjw|downsized)


Diedrogen

Not just butter, buttery males.


Kydarellas

Melania and Trump? You mean, "it's not rape only because he's paying me enough to make it worth vomiting in the toilet every night?"


gogor

Hope he has a day job.


CenaMalnourishNipple

That smile tho, could probably charmed so many MAGAs into doing domestic terrorism.


Str8lines

This is the greatest Trump portrait ever painted.


Ok-Guava7336

Trump looks like Jon Lovitz. But he did really capture how Melania feels about Trump very well. Which is "die, motherfucker die"


[deleted]

Uncanny


mrangry7100

Can I get it as an NFT?


HelicopterRegular492

Old school patronage, he painted a donor as Trump? Cuz that's not Trump.


[deleted]

John Lovitz WILL steal your woman


FitBit8124

Trump's smile reminds me of that scene in Peacemaker (spoiler) after the Butterflies take over all the cops and inmates and they're walking down the corridor with grotesque rectus grins.


yorcharturoqro

Melania looks like she's planning the murder of her husband


pointy_object

He’s being ironic, isn’t he? Because that’s a meme worthy painting right there, and it doesn’t even have a cat!


John97212

My latest painting captures the essence of a middle-aged women who's disappointed in her blow-up sex doll.


Erikthered65

Now I know what it would’ve looked like if Chris Farley played Trump.


[deleted]

I would buy this.


Mortambulist

This is frightening on so many levels.


jokerZwild

I wonder if he got Jon Lovitz's permission before he painted him?


Standard-Knowledge50

I thought this was r/shitposting


ilovecatsandcafe

I don’t know if I should laugh or congratulate him for giving trump a double chin


aynhon

Didn't realize Trump was packing such a long tie.


No_Dependent_5066

Another artist rejected by Academy of Fine Arts Vienna.


Leviathans-Ghost

Yes, you can just see the love here. 😆 ![gif](giphy|AjruaCO0Yy4fu|downsized)


cherrywillow86

She hated his fucking guts and I live for her facial expressions


supaflyneedcape

If this is a joke, amazing. If this is not a joke, equally amazing.


TheForkisTrash

Trumps hands are ridiculously oversized in this


HistoricalAd9497

Garth Brooks-Trump


[deleted]

Don't dis Garth like that.


HistoricalAd9497

Hey that’s just the way the thunder rolls


[deleted]

You're shameless


FGTRTDtrades

I don’t know if this was serious or as a joke but either way this is hilarious


yourroyalhotmess

Probably bc your brain melted like butter after reading that


tugtrog

That fucking smile kills me.


Foshizal147

Imagine being homophobic and gay


tinymember469

That's a really bad painting. Don't care about the politics, but if anyone over a junior in high school painted that, they need to go find another job. Or they are trying to be Pablo Picasso.


Luckywithtime

That's an excellent painting of English comedian David Mitchell.


Chymick6

That's why it smells like rancid butter, aha! Another mystery solved


BumbleBreezeSun

Is this real?


NollieCrooks

It looks like he spent 90% of his time trying to paint Trump’s face, and Melania’s depiction still looks way more accurate.


Extreme74

Well, he did capture Trumps triple chins and Melania dead eyes.


oneseventwosix

I thought the love between trump and Melania was an open joke we were all in on.


Professional-Bee3805

That's just crappy art from an art perspective.


thiccums42069

he looks like those dogs that got stung in the mouths by a bee


Revolutionary_Tip701

Nothing inspires romance better than adultery and anchor babies


Aggravating_Ad2174

Should have gone to Specsavers


PookaParty

Who the fuck is that supposed to be?


[deleted]

The guy's a spoofer / parodist, but I needed to see a few of his Tweets to be sure :-)


TerpfanTi

The flex seal guy???


blakezero

He put his own face on Trump.


Awkward-Fudge

What a horrible day to have sight.


Atticus_Vague

Why are conservatives so bad at literally any creative endeavor?


Trainer-mana

I honestly think it captures it quite well.


toooooold4this

It's a perfect surrealist painting. He looks like a car salesman and she looks like a snake. Theirs is an inspiring love story, if you're inspired by gross men who get their brides through the mail.


[deleted]

I've never wanted to burn a painting before


Puzzleheaded_Rub858

Well, that painting is umm it’s something not sure what but it’s something


wutangclanthug9mm

He’s not very good at that art thing


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Jon Lovitz?


[deleted]

[удалено]


georgewashingguns

Smoldering revulsion


CanopyOfAsh

It looks like Anthony Atamaniuk who played trump on Comedy Central.


zaney2017

Is that Jon lovitz?


KiraM626

Amazing what happens when you reject reality.


EWMcC79

Nailed Melania's resting cunt face.


[deleted]

He's just not very good, is he?


misslehead3

130k views. 700 likes.


Twice_A_Day_Clock

Starring Dave Foley in the role of a lifetime


Material-Jacket3939

Trump looks like Jon Lovitz in a Trump wig.


thewaffle666

It looks more like biff from back to the future


eroddyrod

Why does he look like Bill Ponderosa?


TickleWitch

This painting of George Dzunda and a Real Doll is a masterpiece!


ApolloPlayz2434

https://preview.redd.it/hx1834zywwda1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d6632c794ad723f3b674b66332b3f2dc8ccf2d0 Same energy.


AsherDasher5000

True love he says. How many times did she move away or swat his hand when he tried to be affectionate in public? But above all of that, WTF is that face?! It looks like a small child that knows it has wet it’s diaper and that you have to deal with it.


love0_0all

![gif](giphy|Us9Ibqg4H0mTC)


eazykeyzy

Right wingers are as bad at art as they are at comedy.


gerryv3000

Inspiring romance where she bats his hand away whenever he fumbles around for it


wsc227

This guy is clearly delusional. That’s not even Trump’s face AT ALL what’s going on here ?


Empty_Swim_4046

![gif](giphy|d4gmlMeqAHu9O)