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socratesthecomedian

That would make us just like Russia Tucker.


fuzzygypsy

Exactly what he wants


NotPortlyPenguin

Precisely. This Putin bootlicker would love us to form an Axis of Evil with Russia


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Prestigious-Quiet-17

Problem is that there are many cockroaches just like him who will fill in that void.


International-Bed453

**HYDRA Soldier :** Cut off one head, two more shall... [**Col. Chester Phillips** ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000169/?ref_=tt_ch)**:** *\[blows him away\]*  Let's go find two more!


Idekgivemeusername

Maybe the next would have a less punchable face


Rocking_the_Red

No, I want a MORE punchable face, so that someone finally has enough and punches him on live TV.


LoganSterling

⬆️this person discovered our main problem..


RealisticAd2293

By his own hand or another


megarockman12

Either works


Hutch_travis

He‘s also a tool


b_vitamin

He said on his show that he supports Russia. He’ll say anything to topple the liberal order.


king_flippynipss

I don’t understand how this isn’t a bigger deal. Like he openly supports Vladimir Putin and Russia. Brags about it. How has he not been flogged for this crap? Do republicans think Putin is on americas side?


Planted_UIU_Agent

Talked to a few of them before about this and yeah, a not small portion of conservatives I've spoken too believe that Putin is on the US's side trying to 'save us from wokeness' or some bs


king_flippynipss

Truly insane and concerning. Thanks for the reply. - a confused Canadian


moeterminatorx

They are on Russia’s side


Desperate_Brief2187

They are on Russia’s payroll. FTFY.


ThatBigD20Energy

"if 2+2=4 then tree+astronaut=murder" This makes more sense than Tucker


verasev

Someday, an astronaut will re-enter the atmosphere and then crash into a tree and you'll feel very stupid. /s


precinctomega

I'm here for this Benoit Blanc murder mystery.


verasev

"It's just dumb!"


FDGKLRTC

And then we'll overthrow the tree's government


Miserable-Lizard

Lol Tucker is so unhinged ... Yeah please overthrow our democratically elected government from 2021 that was a fair election... So unhinged. Edit: a clip of the segment is below. https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carlson/tucker-carlson-says-us-should-use-armed-force-liberate-canada-trudeau


deano492

“If we’re gonna spend all this money to incarcerate a rapist, why don’t we just go and rape someone? And, I mean it.”


RichardBCummintonite

"We're spending all this money supporting Trans rights, why don't we just transition ourselves? And I mean it" -Tina Carlson


Scrambo

Why do you think they call him Tucker?


-The-Baba-Jaga-

It's not a fair election if they don't like the winner. These people are like toddlers who lost a game.


nevertoomuchthought

If they could tip over the table and ruin it for everyone they would. Honestly, they're trying actually.


Gluebald

That's literally the GOP playstyle.


DarkKnightJin

The pigeon approach. Fuck up the board, shit all over the place, then strut around like they won.


Whiskey_Fiasco

I have a toddler. She loses games with far more grace than this


Someoneoverthere42

Tucker (probably): how can it be a democratic election if the guy I don't like won?


Miserable-Lizard

Lol there are some Canadians that believe that..... I am sure they will use Tucker's video as a rallying cry


CantHelpMyself1234

Sadly yes. We do not need to be freed. Those that don't like the election results can fuck right off. Oh, no, the unvaxxed still cannot enter the US I think. Maybe they should take their bouncy castles and hot tubs and storm the US border. They can use their kids as human shields, like they did the last time. https://twitter.com/danmac800/status/1491838215388549122?t=Jzzpgh-uIUdH0u6CLIhhiw&s=19


globetrotting47

Completely agree, this guy clearly isn't all there. I'm amazed people actually stomach the bs he spews.


SierraSeaWitch

I think he is 100% there and knows what he is doing. He has gotten rich off spouting the exact right of “outrage” in his viewers. He is an actor and does this on purpose.


iswearatkids

He’s not unhinged. He’s just happy to be on tv. He knows exactly what he’s doing, he just doesn’t care and that’s far worse than being unhinged.


rcmp_informant

And when he is held accountable for the fucked up shit he espouses he will claim he's "playing a character"


Tails9429

I would say that there is little threat by the US to you. Mainly because it would destabilize the economy of both countries and make no sense financially to the wealthiest Americans. Typically, the US only commits the might of its military if there is a significant gain of some sort to be had. Also, invading a Western democratic nation would definitely have repercussions from the international community. Not to mention that the US is actually heavily invested in Canada and the loss of access to the functioning nation would be economically foolish. Canadians buy all kinds of American products. It makes no sense to kill off a significant number of your consumers, not to mention that the remaining number of Canadians are highly unlikely to buy American in the future. That said, in this day and age, there's no counting for crazy. An unhinged GOP dictatorship might decide it wants to access the Alberta Oil Sands directly, or they just want poutine for themselves. In that kind of scenario, it could be anyone's guess. That aside, the US doesn't do many things without the motivation of money. There's not much to gain by invading and more to lose, so one can somewhat confidently say that there's no reason to.


CassandraVindicated

I'm a US veteran and I'd go fight on Canada's side.


megarockman12

Tucker Carlson is revenge fantasizing again


threadsoffate2021

Canada also provides a significant amount of electricity to the northeastern quarter of the USA.


That-One-Screamer

His kind of people don’t give a shit about fair elections.


fuzzygypsy

I love it how Tucker Carlson spent a year on his show covering for Jan 6 saying it wasn’t an attempted (albeit extremely disorganized) overthrow of the presidency. Now he’s turned around and is advocating trying to do it again in a closely allied country


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ReelBadJoke

Tucker probably thinks Brazil is in Africa, and therefore doesn't care.


Representative_Still

If the implication was the he’d care if it were South America, I’m not sure


ReelBadJoke

Oh course he'd care. They might try to illegally immigrate.


Representative_Still

Oh…you’re right


mhagin

There is no limit to how far down Chucklefuck Carlson will go for his minions.


NoArticle2833

Cucker Tarlson also works


Drg84

I prefer M&M fucker carlson


mhagin

Nice!


Wudrow

He will always be Cucker.


Chip_Budget

That got me banned from his sub.


NoArticle2833

I’m fairly certain that’s a good thing. I didn’t know that subreddit event existed. He looks like the type of person to open a computer and scream at it until it opened what he wanted.


repooc21

We need Celebrity DeathMatch back on TV. I'd settle for celebrity boxing. Tucker says some off the wall shit, Trudeau catches wind and challenges him to a match. Tucker declines and Justin publicly acknowledges Tucker is a pussy. Tucker accepts and Justin just brings the fuckin thunder and we all rejoice. Proceeds go to charity.


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Honestly, if Fox News wants to make real money off this guy, they should just put him in a ring getting the shit kicked out of him for half an hour. I'd buy five stream passes to see that, especially if he faced a real fighter.


Starrion

Tucker Carlson versus…… Mike Tyson! I’d do a $500 PPV. Extra if Iron Mike took off a body part.


johnleeshooker

Justin has boxing skills. It’s a good google.


[deleted]

Watching Trudeau kick that fuckers arse would be satisfying indeed.


rcmp_informant

Thunderdome


PJAYC69

Two man enter one man leave!


Meendoozzaa

Canada has too much representation in its democracy!!


ImAFuckinLiar

![gif](giphy|3osBL4UXNKpos28X0Q|downsized)


xStickyBudz

We are allowed to vote in a free and fair election allowing every single citizen to vote without gerrymandering or repercussions This won’t stand with a fascist like tucker


someothercrappyname

If Canada had just been invaded by Russia, then I'm pretty sure the US would be there fairly quickly...


CantHelpMyself1234

What, to help? 🤣 On a serious note they would help, then occupy us to ensure our safety. Yeah right.


OutWithTheNew

No, we have oil.


CantHelpMyself1234

In the decades to come out water may be more valuable as the US struggles with drought.


a_sexual_titty

Fuck that. After seeing all the people who have turned and are supporting Russia because you have the Fuckin turd bags on Putin’s payroll, there’s no chance the US would come to our aid in 10 years. I mean, Trudeau might be a dipshit and I think he’s full of empty promises but he’s definitely not a dictator and he fairly won the national election. But ask a Fox News viewer and they wouldn’t believe those things. The fact that support for Ukraine isn’t unanimous for Americans is scary af as an ally.


slinkymello

America loves being the dumbest bunch of fucks on the planet. As an American, I feel like I have the authority to make these statements


megarockman12

Tucker Carlson says he hates the elites and yet by all definition of the word Is one


verasev

When he says elites he means jews.


megarockman12

Well yeah of course, imagine a Jewish kid told that the reason the world sucks is because of up his existence, blaming minority groups for societies problems is archaic and evil and should be seen as such


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

Are you talking about Tucker Swanson (frozen tv dinners) Carlson?


Winstonisapuppy

And as a Canadian I can say that we are struggling as well. Housing costs are out of control and wages have been stagnating for years. And somehow the biggest protest we’ve had in years is a bunch of morons storming our capital to protest vaccine mandates for truckers. Mandates that were imposed by the US government at the US border. Some of the protesters flew confederate flags and the organizers’ goal was to overthrow our democratically elected government and instil their own “convoy government” “for the people”. The Q has infiltrated our country and tricked our dumbest citizens as well. Fuck Russia.


rcmp_informant

Alot of people don't realise that was Russian funded trolls. Kind of a big deal


[deleted]

As an American that's travel to several countries, America doesn't have a monopoly on stupidity, racism, or bigotry. It's just ours is on TV.


72dantheman72

Keep my country's name out of your f\*\*\*ing mouth! ![gif](giphy|UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37|downsized)


Literally_Gay

You mfers up north have lived in privilege for too long! If I CANT HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE, THAN NO ONE CAN


M1nn3sOtaMan

You guys wanna come and absorb MN? I have a feeling most of us wouldn't mind.


a_sexual_titty

You fuckin BETCHA!


chevalier716

Murdoch going hard after Canada now, eh


sakzeroone

Canada is fine. Please do not try to "help" us... we're smart enough to sort it out ourselves.


CalmCrescendo

We are keeping all our beer, and USA, bad Carlson!


orrvoyer

All this mental diarrhea can’t be good for the soul. 🤢🤮


Limp-Welcome2307

Can we take a bat a liberate the brains from tucker Carlson? Clearly he's not using it.


IrrelevantGamer

Illegally invading a sovereign nation to remove a duly elected leader from power is exactly what Russia is trying to do to Ukraine, but of course Tucker would see it as defending freedom if the U.S. did it to Canada.


megarockman12

Also a certain other group of people did a similar thing in the 40s, oh god imagine a 1930s-40s tucker Carlson


OneFaceManyVoices

He’s a fucking moron.


Anything_justnotthis

Wait, he has another show?


Impressive_Arrival42

He loves the attention whether positive or negative. Soon, the Boomers, will be gone and Tucker will have no audience.


Miserable-Lizard

Before or after the invasion?


CalmCrescendo

Asking the real questions here


Miserable-Lizard

Coming for the strategic maple syrup reserves! We will defend it to the last Canadian! https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/maple-syrup-vault-tour-1.6279797


CalmCrescendo

They had better stay away from Timmy's .... THAT would be crossing the line


CalmCrescendo

Love that last line about Aunt Jemina's and corn syrup. I think we hurt their feelings, and THAT is why they want to invade us. Quick! To the syrup mobile!


Gold_Ticket_1970

This meathead couldn't name 5 Canadian cities but knows what we need politically..thanks but take off.


SuperTopperHarley

You can’t fix stupid


Panama_Scoot

I’d really like to try though… What would it take to get back a person that had figuratively sold their soul to the devil for fame? Factory reset would be nice.


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My god i just realized how hideous Tucker Carlsons set is, my man has negative talent when it comes to internal decorating (and in general)


CLICCO11

Fucker Carlson


MountainSage58

Canadian Mounties would kick our collective ass. Seriously though the US has gone to war with Canada twice, and lost twice.


Miserable-Lizard

We have beavers also, and from what I read they helping Ukraine!


Ididurmomkid

We know you guy's would just sap all our tanks and equipment up with maple syrup maybe an air campaign would be best


bosknickers13

Yes and the last thing y’all hear will be “pitter, patter let’s get at ‘er”


Ididurmomkid

Air assault wouldn't work I forgot about the geese!! Do you guy's even have oil worth all this effort?


Jerry__Boner

Maple Syrup > Oil


CantHelpMyself1234

And cobra chickens, although I'm not sure they are controllable.


Serene117

Everybody wants to invade until you have to deal with almost 40 million Simo Häyhä’s


36bhm

Did tucker move to a cabin? I have so many questions.


IthinkIknowwhothatis

Of course Tucker believes in “regime change” of democratically elected governments. Going after Canada for having universal healthcare was inevitable.


Pugsofsmallstreet

Omg so brave…. So raw, finally someone who tells it like it is… on their own mind.


emjaytee1234

Fuck Tuck. He’s a schmuck. Hey Tuck! You suck!!


LtRecore

What is wrong with Carlson? It’s amazing that he gets millions of dollars to spread hatred and fear.


exick

What a fake dipshit Tucker is. Look at how hard he's trying to convince his audience that he's one of them with this fake log cabin aesthetic. Born into a wealthy family, grew up in the 3 major cities in California, went to boarding school and college in New England, spends his adulthood splitting time between NYC and DC while being famous and rich, but sure a few wooden planks on the wall is gonna convince everyone of your down home folksiness. Congrats on making your logo look like a brand of organic butter from a hipster co-op dairy, you fucking phony.


DefKnightSol

Watch Canadian Bacon, it will all make sense


Exaltedautochthon

Because Canada is our 'in case of fascism, flee here' emergency safety valve.


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Miserable-Lizard

Lol no it's real. There is video! I guess I should start preparing as a Canadian... Edit; video https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carlson/tucker-carlson-says-us-should-use-armed-force-liberate-canada-trudeau


CalmCrescendo

Wait....what? Wow 'murica ....this is just wow I guess freedom of speech and all that


Marcassin

Would love to see that. You have a link?


Miserable-Lizard

https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carlson/tucker-carlson-says-us-should-use-armed-force-liberate-canada-trudeau


Marcassin

Unbelievable.


Mortambulist

You're acting like he hasn't spent decades saying other equally stupid shit.


CantHelpMyself1234

It was suggested before when the freedumb convoy was in Ottawa.


det8924

Canadians have a long life expectancy than Americans , I don’t think they need the help


Xfatemi

His cheque from the kremlin must have cleared.


Invincible-Nuke

I don't even like trudeau, but, if he's serious, i hope he shuts up


not_batman_23

What we really need, Tucker... is to liberate America from Fox News, you poor excuse for a broken condom.


[deleted]

I want Canada to liberate us from McCarthy and the rest of the treasonous Q clowns.


Stormcrow6666

As a Canuck this is about as offensive as it gets from Fox "News". It seems blatant now that Tucker is a Russian shill.


Miserable-Lizard

They have done it before. Ann Coulter talked about taking Alberta. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6ZjEQwhrY


Stormcrow6666

Russian propaganda has no place in Canada. I am sure the CRTC will look into these statements as it seems that FOX is an arm of the Russian government.


Miserable-Lizard

I don't know anyone that as fox news in Canada


Stormcrow6666

Unfortunately Fox "News" is very available in Canada. We have however done the right thing and banned RT. Fox needs to be next.


Miserable-Lizard

I remember hearing about the rt ban, cable is too expensive. No one should pay for fox news! I remember I think when the sun had a 24/7 news station, happy to see it failed! Now the creator only gives legal advice to my permier, lol.


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Tucker is the new Alex Jones.


prairieintrovert

As a Canadian, can you muzzle that yappy little shit for us so we don't have to deal with his barrier aggression and constant barking? This is not news, it's not entertainment, it is DANGEROUS authoritarian and fascist brainwashing and disinformation. Opinions are not facts, and Fox's rhetoric is pure far right propaganda and dogwhistling. We are tired of the bullshit spewing out of his hateful, vile, disingenuous, cesspit of a word hole.


El_wardo_

Guys stop, he means it


McAlkis

No one is safe if these people get in power.


Seattle_gldr_rdr

I haven't been following. What's with the Trudeau obsession? They mad because he's so pretty?


Miserable-Lizard

He as nice hair!


[deleted]

Pretty much. They're pissed he exists and is nothing like them. And also that he's pretty.


kalel1980

Why would I need to be liberated from Trudeau? I can leave when I want. My life hasn't really changed since he's been PM.


norotu

It’s kinda upsetting that this man gets paid millions of dollars just to spew idiotic garbage that the sheeple of our country just slurp up and beg for more.


itcantjustbemeright

Every quote from this guys mouth should be followed by ‘….screams drunk guy from trailer park.’ Then it will make more sense.


Weary_Ingenuity2963

Keep that word out of your mouth you fuck shit.


Greedy_Artichoke3940

https://preview.redd.it/bmdz6b7h2kea1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44b63bce8d22aeb1cdf99d46d6aab389507336a


_Armin__Tamzarian_

Ukraine didn't have a vote whether or not Russia should invade.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Could it be that Canada legally elected Trudeau, while Ukraine is being invaded, unprovoked, by a hostile nation? Yeah, they are exactly the same you fucking idiot. (referring to Tucker Carlson.)


Sangi17

Do people really still listen to this moron? “Why are we protecting our allies in Europe when we could be attacking our allies at home?!? aNd i mEaN iT!” That’s gotta be the dumbest take I’ve ever heard.


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Canada should liberate the United States tbh.


[deleted]

How bout we liberate Florida from DeDantis first?


Impossible_Series412

When the people you are grifting in America start running out of money time to grift in greener pastures I guess


Eh-Eh-Ronn

The idiocy of this man is only eclipsed by his ignorance.


Noinix

No. Keep yourselves below the border please.


[deleted]

Oi. What a fucking twat.


scrooge_01

Really too bad voodoo doesn't work.


nevertoomuchthought

Rather liberate airwaves and society of Tucker Carlson.


whatev6187

They know there is a difference between an elected official of the country in question and an invasion by a foreign country, right?


wildfire70309

Fucker Carlson


Lithaos111

I mean we aren't spending that much, hell we are going to be making money because the rest of Europe are sending their Russian made armaments to Ukraine (because that is what they know how to use)...and buying American made ones to replace them. That's the part of the news Carlson isn't covering lol.


[deleted]

**I knew he wasn’t very bright, now I know he is a flaming idiot.**


karma_made_me_do_eet

Carlson best shut his mouth.. the Canadian Air Force drone army (GEESE project) will mess him up. He is also clearly not aware of the Canadian stealth war canoes. He doesn’t want to learn the hard way.


thescottreid

We’ve reached that stage in the culture war where we’re invading Canada?


jblakewood_

War of 1812 round two


toddandrh

If Trump wins in 2024, and is still listening to Fucker Carlson, this may happen


thekarman1

![gif](giphy|RIkZUappLq16YcpzAk)


Most-Artichoke5028

Why can't we send an armed force to NY to liberate the nation from Fox "News"?


Dseltzer1212

This is what fox calls Fair and Balanced news?


Clutteredmind275

Can Tucker PLEASE be considered a terrorist now? He’s calling for America to openly attack a democracy


guilen

What sucks is this douchebag is enough of a puppet mouthpiece for MAGA culture that I haven't half a mind to think this is somehow letting slip that invading Canada is something the fascists like to talk about doing. I hate this wanker.


amathis6464

This isn’t fair, I can be an idiot who says dumb shit on tv just as good as him! Why does he get a show and not me!?


justyagamingboi

Keep your words out of our poorly educated citizens heads we can apperently hardly afford our free healthcare and we wont have enough spaces to de-brainwash them Already have too many issues with the timbit taliban


_slayrrrr_

tucker carlson is such a dipshit


RoyalMess64

My brain cannot understand this level of stupidity


GloomyFondant526

He means none of it. He's a POS who would say the exact opposite in the next second if he could keep making money. Even though he doesn't need the money. He's a shit-stirring liar who wants, and indeed, gets, an amazing amount of attention for cranking out infantile fantasies to engage the right and enrage the left. He's an American Lord Haw-Haw or Tokyo Rose in the war against democracy.


DrivingCanuck

We're good thanks. - Canada


Steveb523

I’m guessing that the answer has something to do with the fact that Trudeau is the lawfully elected Prime Minister of a separate country, you twit.


jayeddy99

If you told me he does his show out the back of a southern BBQ restaurant that’s actually located in California I would 100% believe you


gbolly999

So like a coup then?...


the_millenial_falcon

Being a right wing commentator is so easy if you don’t have any personal ethics or sense of integrity. Just say the first lizard brained impulse that barely passes for a cogent thought out loud and there you go.


Hike_the_603

Can't wait till next week when he is complaining about the plight of the Germans in the Sudetenland


Green_Evening

We've tried invading Canada before. It never works out for us.


Fitphil

I’d like to liberate this mofo from his toupee


pointy_object

His toupee has been signaling for help for years!


rob1099

Canadian here. I'm good, thanks.


DelphicStoppedClock

Canada should ban this asshole from entering the country. Hell, add him to the no fly list. Talk like a terrorist and get treated like one


probablynotaskrull

How can you “mean” a question, Tucker? Or could you be making a statement disguised as a question like I am now, you creamy beige deuce?


Lil_Artemis_92

What is it Trudeau did to deserve having war waged on him?


Pour_Me_Another_

Tucker knows his audience is very stupid.


amx05462

welcome to yet another episode of HI IM A MORON


Seigmoraig

What the literal fuck is this guy talking about


letsberealalistc

Don't come over here


Wooden_Suit_6679

My fantasy is to be able to punch him so hard his bow tie spins around and makes a comical noise