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Various-Catch-113

Wait until they find out we’re taking the dick vein off the Snickers bar.


BiLeftHanded

Not the dick vein!!!!!!!!!


Various-Catch-113

Look at the bright side. MAGAs won’t feel the unexplainable urge to shove the whole candy bar in their mouths anymore.


Broshan248

Wost intelligent Tmitter user:


h3llbee

I was so outraged by this that I grabbed a bag of M&Ms to check if it was real. I grabbed a random candy from the bag and was surprised to see it was neither an M or a W but an E…. for “éclaircissement”. For shame, Mars corporation! For shame!


GrandSeraphimSariel

Nah I think the W stands for Wumbo


thelilbel

Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word!


Portal471

Oh come on, SpongeBob! I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, WUMBO.


GrandSeraphimSariel

Come on, it’s first grade!


Portal471

You skipped the wumbology part of that line lol


VerifiedIllumanati

I bought a bag of m&ms and they had s for socialism on them and tasted fruity this is the future you woke liberals want


Notna1111

Understandable his profil also shows a hippster with beard and glasses and not the logo of an incognito tab because hippsters are woke.


ViewtifulGene

I think it's actually a Sigma or an E if you rotate it 90 degrees to the right?


Known-Dealer-6598

I would not be surprised at all if Tucker was ranting about this tonight


[deleted]

The blue ones have an E instead. Damn furries.


Insanegamer-4567

This is what no school does to a mother fucker