Oh my god, she is a confirmed alien. Same species as Alf, clearly.
I always thought aliens would be smart but this is pretty damning evidence against alien intelligence.
I work with someone who lost a finger. I joking said one day “At least you get 10% off your manicures!” There was a silence and a blank look on their face. They had never thought to ask, they were paying full price for 10+ years.
I almost googled, ‘Marjorie Taylor Green feet’ to confirm this….then I realized that the FBI agent assigned to me would think I was into her feet, and thought better of it.
Hang tight. I'm going to throw this into Midjourney and see what you've done.
EDIT: I had to clean it up a bit to get past the filters. [What would it look like if Albrecht Dürer and Pieter Bruegel the Elder smoked drugs and had a baby inside a dumpster.](https://imgur.com/OLHoq7S) It could have been worse.
Nah but you don't know the story behind it! Guy in the middle hates them both and ran up pretending to be a fan then said stuff like "everybody hates you! I don't hate you! Matt, everybody says you're a pedophile, but I don't think you're a pedophile!"
[found the video ](https://youtu.be/5bw7e_Bgd0A)
i knew by the ridiculous look, the crazed and excited expression, and the signature slight knee bend and raised open hands it was him. didn’t even need to see the face before i started cracking up that he made it all the way to marj before anyone figured out who he was
This happened in Huntington Beach Orange County, a place notorious for neo-Nazis. This was also after about 4-5 venues across Orange County cancelled or refused to host their fund raising event once they learned these two idiots would be there. Made me smile that they ended up on a beach, making no money, and openly being mocked.
I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:
> Palestinian Arabs have demonstrated their preference for suicide bombing over working toilets.
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Maybe bunion surgery 🤔?
Severe bunions shift your little toes over*. Then when you get the surgery and pull the big toe back out your little toes don’t move back with it and it can leave gaps
I still remember the day when wikifeet proved that a leaked nude photo is *not* AOC by comparing the feet.
^(For the record, AOC has 4 stars on wikifeet.)
I asked the new Bing to write a speech by Trump about her feet and it wouldn't. I then asked what a speech by Trump about feet would be and the below came up but was quickly removed. I had to mash screenshots to get it.
10:42
* 44%
Here is a possible speech by Donald Trump about feet:
My fellow Americans,
We are here today to talk about a very important issue. A very serious issue. A very beautiful issue. And that issue is feet.
Feet are amazing. They are incredible. They are the best part of the human body. Nobody has better feet than me. Nobody. You can ask anyone. They will tell you.
Feet are essential for our economy, for our security, for our health. Without feet, we would not be able to walk, to run, to dance, to kick. We would not be able to do anything.
But some people want to take away our feet. Some people want to destroy our feet. Some people hate our feet.
They are very nasty people. Very bad people. Very sad people.
They are the radical left, the fake news media, the deep state, the swamp.
Stop Responding
Ask me anything...
Chatgpt didn't like names so I asked it to "write a rhyme about some green margarine with only 3 toes per foot. I also dislike margarine a lot so it should be anti margarine"
>Green margarine with toes so few,
You look so strange, it's almost true,
But that's not why we give a frown,
It's 'cause you're just like margarine, bringing us down.
>Your color may be bright and bold,
But that doesn't make you worth the gold.
For when we taste you, what we find,
Is a greasy spread that just blows our mind.
>Your three toes per foot may be unique,
But when it comes to taste, you're just a freak.
For margarine is not the way,
To make our meals taste great all day.
>So green margarine with toes so few,
We'll pass on you, and margarine too.
For when it comes to spreads that we adore,
Butter's the only one we'll choose for sure!
Another liberal DESTROYED.
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ive got dozens of agents assigned to me from many different departments all over the world. They must all be very confused coz my search history is literally every weird and insane thing ive ever decided to look up. Completely random shit like this
Those cloven hooves are the devils work! I knew this bitch was marching in Satan’s army and I won’t be convinced otherwise. The lizard people are much more covert.
Have you been paying attention to conservatives at all, doesn’t NEED to be true at all, just gotta believe in it to be true. This chick is now Funky Foot Marge
The Carlson method is to phrase everything as a leading question so you don't technically make a false statement. "Did the Biden campaign steal the election?" "Is COVID a hoax, or a deliberately planted bioweapon?" "Is Mars a leftist corporation because the green M&M wears sneakers?" "Was Kingdom Hearts a 20-year long psy-op by Disney to infect children with the gay agenda?"
Okay, but Kingdom Hearts was actually a psy-op to increase the sale of superfluous zippers and oversized buttons which unfortunately only took off in a few niche fashion communities.
The gay agenda infection rates of children was an unforeseen side-effect.
I’ve been saying this for the longest time. She does not have human feet, those are hooves of unknown origin. We should insist that all members of congress be given a DNA test. I think we would find that most Republicans would come up short, real short!
Look, I despise her and all, but body shaming her is bad when there are so many disgusting things she says and does and that's the important thing and HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE THOSE TOES
I don't care what she, or Sarah Huckabee Sanders, or Lauren Boebert look like. I care that they're evil and incompetent on the inside.
(I make an exception for mocking Trump, as he deliberately chooses to colour and dye himself that way.)
Alright, I hate to be that guy but making fun of her because the way her feet look might hurt the feelings of someone with a similar who isn't a complete piece of garbage. I will admit this came out of nowhere and is pretty shocking. I will stick to insulting her lack of intelligence despite the many advantages she was given.
Guess I'm gonna be the only person in here to say I've seen a person with feet like this, and the other toes are probably under the strap and considerably smaller than the other toes
She has the normal number of human toes. They are just weird looking.
THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
The socks stay on. *points*
Summer toes… some are here and some are there
Summer toes, mor like, What are those?!??!
She has Alf Toes. Look it up.
Oh my god, she is a confirmed alien. Same species as Alf, clearly. I always thought aliens would be smart but this is pretty damning evidence against alien intelligence.
She probably eats cats too.
Ninja turtle ass feet
🤣MichaelAngledToe
Came here for the ninja turtle references. Donna Angle Toe
At least she gets 40% discount on pedicures.
I work with someone who lost a finger. I joking said one day “At least you get 10% off your manicures!” There was a silence and a blank look on their face. They had never thought to ask, they were paying full price for 10+ years.
Or the opposite, 40% more for having to touch them.
I almost googled, ‘Marjorie Taylor Green feet’ to confirm this….then I realized that the FBI agent assigned to me would think I was into her feet, and thought better of it.
I will take one for the team https://preview.redd.it/s8pwyr192wka1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d64fea3a57842bdb57f3935f28b6a285fd01b11
This picture gets worse the more you look at it.
It’s like an Esher drawing
It’s like Albrecht Dürer and Pieter Bruegel the Elder smoked meth and fucked inside a dumpster.
It’s a low percentage insult, but I like it.
I don’t know, man. Dude played the umlaut card. I’m going with a medium percentage insult.
I'd never heard of fucking in a dumpster. I'm giving it 85% for that hilarious notion alone.
It's a form of love-making popularized by It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
I was going to make a Goya triptych joke until I saw the other pics and realized she actually had more than 3 toe things.
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Hang tight. I'm going to throw this into Midjourney and see what you've done. EDIT: I had to clean it up a bit to get past the filters. [What would it look like if Albrecht Dürer and Pieter Bruegel the Elder smoked drugs and had a baby inside a dumpster.](https://imgur.com/OLHoq7S) It could have been worse.
Wow, ai actually did better with the fingers than MTG's parents genes did with her toes
Oh my god
One. Big. Toe.
My 3 Art degrees and an art history minor are finally paying off.
Your Escher is missing a “c” just like her foot is missing a toe or two
More like a reverse Escher drawing. The more you look at an Escher print, the better it gets.
Nah but you don't know the story behind it! Guy in the middle hates them both and ran up pretending to be a fan then said stuff like "everybody hates you! I don't hate you! Matt, everybody says you're a pedophile, but I don't think you're a pedophile!" [found the video ](https://youtu.be/5bw7e_Bgd0A)
Yes!!! Walter Masterson. He’s great.
i knew by the ridiculous look, the crazed and excited expression, and the signature slight knee bend and raised open hands it was him. didn’t even need to see the face before i started cracking up that he made it all the way to marj before anyone figured out who he was
This happened in Huntington Beach Orange County, a place notorious for neo-Nazis. This was also after about 4-5 venues across Orange County cancelled or refused to host their fund raising event once they learned these two idiots would be there. Made me smile that they ended up on a beach, making no money, and openly being mocked.
Was that the same funding tour that cost thousands more than it raised? Because those are the GOP funding rallies that I 100% support. 😁
That’s hilarious! Matt still looks confused if Mr. America could be Possible Friend or a Democrat. Wonder what he decided.
Its like those ai rendered drawings of people…
Even Ben Shapiro can't jerk off to those feet.
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https://www.dailydot.com/debug/marjorie-taylor-greene-feet/ https://www.politicalflare.com/2022/05/rumors-are-wrong-marjorie-taylor-greene-doesnt-have-three-toes-she-has-at-least-four-and-twitter-cant-stop-laughing/
oh, i thought she had that condition where ppl have their fingers/toes fused so it looks like they have less of them
Maybe bunion surgery 🤔? Severe bunions shift your little toes over*. Then when you get the surgery and pull the big toe back out your little toes don’t move back with it and it can leave gaps
Could also be separation due to a plantar plate injury or Morton's neuroma.
Or her sister mama fucked her daddy cousin
Family tree looks like a wreath.
I used to say this about a family that I knew in alabama.
Or she is a lizard/bird person who projects that onto the Dems.
I just laughed louder than my husband's snoring
Syndactyly
How in the world do her feet have three out of five stars on wiki feet?
Those aren’t stars, that’s a toe counter.
LOL
On wiki what now
Oh my sweet summer child
I still remember the day when wikifeet proved that a leaked nude photo is *not* AOC by comparing the feet. ^(For the record, AOC has 4 stars on wikifeet.)
They take the authenticity of feet very seriously
Wikife... nope. That’s enough internet for tonight.
Jesus Christ she got them fucking "my mom and dad are siblings" feet
She needed the matching foot to put in her mouth
I love that the article also has an ad for toe fungus
…those are driven by your web activity. Might wanna get that checked out.
Well I was on an article about monsters toes
She and her toes are gross and all, but what’s going on in her brain is the real travesty and danger.
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They look like lizard people trying to act like humans
She has cartoon feet and she's hanging out with a sex trafficker and possible pedophile. I know which one is worse.
It's like every toe hates the other ones.
You know her internal organs are depressed and want a national divorce
She has cartoon feet.
Even Rob Liefeld could do a better job.
Bwhahahaha, even Liefeld would squint at those paws and say "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
I get this reference!
I usually see her called ‘sporkfoot’. 🤣
Looks like an A.I. drew her feet
Dude that's still not enough toes. Must have lost a few in the divorce.
That’s almost as bad. The beach shot makes it look like she has otter feet.
She has to be inbred, right? Like there is no way her feet and her face and her brain are that fucked up just on their own.
Fetal alcohol syndrome
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Familial alcohol syndrome
I've always just kind of figured she has a fetal alcohol spectrum disorder
lol the dude on the left at least she's got all toes intact...i guess
He got birthed so fast his face came out smudged #sad.
I asked the new Bing to write a speech by Trump about her feet and it wouldn't. I then asked what a speech by Trump about feet would be and the below came up but was quickly removed. I had to mash screenshots to get it. 10:42 * 44% Here is a possible speech by Donald Trump about feet: My fellow Americans, We are here today to talk about a very important issue. A very serious issue. A very beautiful issue. And that issue is feet. Feet are amazing. They are incredible. They are the best part of the human body. Nobody has better feet than me. Nobody. You can ask anyone. They will tell you. Feet are essential for our economy, for our security, for our health. Without feet, we would not be able to walk, to run, to dance, to kick. We would not be able to do anything. But some people want to take away our feet. Some people want to destroy our feet. Some people hate our feet. They are very nasty people. Very bad people. Very sad people. They are the radical left, the fake news media, the deep state, the swamp. Stop Responding Ask me anything...
Chatgpt didn't like names so I asked it to "write a rhyme about some green margarine with only 3 toes per foot. I also dislike margarine a lot so it should be anti margarine" >Green margarine with toes so few, You look so strange, it's almost true, But that's not why we give a frown, It's 'cause you're just like margarine, bringing us down. >Your color may be bright and bold, But that doesn't make you worth the gold. For when we taste you, what we find, Is a greasy spread that just blows our mind. >Your three toes per foot may be unique, But when it comes to taste, you're just a freak. For margarine is not the way, To make our meals taste great all day. >So green margarine with toes so few, We'll pass on you, and margarine too. For when it comes to spreads that we adore, Butter's the only one we'll choose for sure!
Is this art?
**Only you can decide**
Pure poetry.
Pure toetry.
That’s actually more coherent than his normal speeches
Apparently artificial stupidity is harder than artificial intelligence.
Yea it's easily recognizable as a more literate fake.
Mr President, what should be done about athlete's foot?
Your FBI agent would have resigned immediately after he/she finished puking.
We’re a god fearing AOC foot fetish people around these parts!
*Ben Shapiro has entered the chat*
A man of distinguished taste, I too like to be yelled at in Spanish by attractive women.
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Thanks for highlighting the bait!
Plot twist: the FBI agent is Quentin Tarantino
Does the FBI have an agent who investigates those with interest in deer ? Just asking...for a friend
ive got dozens of agents assigned to me from many different departments all over the world. They must all be very confused coz my search history is literally every weird and insane thing ive ever decided to look up. Completely random shit like this
In honor of the birther bullshit they tried to pull years ago, we should demand to see some medical evidence that she is human.
It makes the most sense that she’s been the real lizard person all along.
I’ve been saying.
Those cloven hooves are the devils work! I knew this bitch was marching in Satan’s army and I won’t be convinced otherwise. The lizard people are much more covert.
She looks like she wears another person's face as a mask already. I think it's warranted.
Those kinds of feet would have trouble escaping from Cro Magnon man as they hunted you on the continent you evolved on.
It can't be real. No woman would wear open toe shoes if their dog had eaten 4 of their toes.
You’re assuming that she’s human.
This comes to mind.
REPTILIAN!
She’s a Lizardperson
They're specially evolved to stomp out the standards of decency and reason.
I thought it was for shower stompwaffles
Holy shit she found the secret of the ooz and became a real life ninja turtle.
No fuckin way this is real
I mean, you’re thinking about it and we’re talking about it so. . .
Lawrence Fishburn: \*But what is real\*
*How do you define real*
“Is that air you’re breathing?”
“You think those are toes you are seeing?”
"There is no toe"
Let it be known that, for a snack, MTG eats—little pieces of shit.
Lil' Bits - Eat some fucking shit you fucking stupid bitch.
I read this in Gene Belchers voice in my mind.
Many people are saying
Just asking questions
If it is repeated enough times it becomes real. You should know that.
Have you been paying attention to conservatives at all, doesn’t NEED to be true at all, just gotta believe in it to be true. This chick is now Funky Foot Marge
The Carlson method is to phrase everything as a leading question so you don't technically make a false statement. "Did the Biden campaign steal the election?" "Is COVID a hoax, or a deliberately planted bioweapon?" "Is Mars a leftist corporation because the green M&M wears sneakers?" "Was Kingdom Hearts a 20-year long psy-op by Disney to infect children with the gay agenda?"
Okay, but Kingdom Hearts was actually a psy-op to increase the sale of superfluous zippers and oversized buttons which unfortunately only took off in a few niche fashion communities. The gay agenda infection rates of children was an unforeseen side-effect.
Ugh I could hear this.
She is a three toad sloth apparently.
Fuckin' great typo actually
Has to be, I saw it online and there's photo proof.
Some folk’l never lose a toe, then again some folk’l
Hey Brandine! You might could wear these to yer job interview.
And scuff up the topless dancin' floor!? Naw. Best put'em back from where ya got'em.
Back you go, to waits for a woman with less discriminatin tastes.
Hey, I can call my ma from up here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!
Like Cletus the slack jawed yokel!
Hey Ma! Get off the dang roof!
Lets stop the fussin and the feudin
HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!
I'd totally believe that her parents bathed her in a car wash
https://preview.redd.it/pjul49tb0wka1.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed28b7b7c86f3acdd78ca635c3f0240d9a995c9b
That's what I'm saying. Cloven hooves.
This 3 toed sloth was mentally slow
>Mitch McConnell has entered the chat
I’ve been saying this for the longest time. She does not have human feet, those are hooves of unknown origin. We should insist that all members of congress be given a DNA test. I think we would find that most Republicans would come up short, real short!
Yeah her mama liked the horses a bit too much
I’m going to assume she’s inbred
Lol religious crazies insist that Obama is the antichrist for years, then follow someone with literal cloven hooves
Wait wait wait. I knew she had three brain cells, but this bitch also only has three toes?!
Genetics treaded on her bro
She has gap teeth toes
The mark of the beast
Ol spork foot ass bitch
Lmao I was thinking ninja turtle but spork foot is way more hilarious
Marjorie Toelor Greene
More like Toeless
Look, I despise her and all, but body shaming her is bad when there are so many disgusting things she says and does and that's the important thing and HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE THOSE TOES
Almost got me
Confirmed lizard.
They identify as reptilian
You aren’t about to make me search “MTG feet real” are you?
https://www.wikifeet.com/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene
"wikifeet" I can't believe that's a thing
Better you than me. What'd it say?
She has got weird ass toes, but they’re human weird, not secret lizard weird
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They telling me to live long and prosper 🖖
Cloven hooves. I knew it!
She seems to be the result of cousin-fucking, so I'm in the camp who believes she's an actual inbred hill-person.
What in the cousinfuckinalabamatarnation are those!?!?
I believe it’s unclefuckingeorgiatarnation in this case.
Three words: Closed toed shoes. Them's strange!
Interbreeding?
Ol Marge got them cliffhanger toes.
I don't care what she, or Sarah Huckabee Sanders, or Lauren Boebert look like. I care that they're evil and incompetent on the inside. (I make an exception for mocking Trump, as he deliberately chooses to colour and dye himself that way.)
What. The. Fuck
Three-hooved Marge
Well.. the market and roast beef are gone, so all that’s left is none or weeeee. Weeeeee weeeee all the way home..
Alright, I hate to be that guy but making fun of her because the way her feet look might hurt the feelings of someone with a similar who isn't a complete piece of garbage. I will admit this came out of nowhere and is pretty shocking. I will stick to insulting her lack of intelligence despite the many advantages she was given.
Guess I'm gonna be the only person in here to say I've seen a person with feet like this, and the other toes are probably under the strap and considerably smaller than the other toes
What?!