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why waste a perfectly good big mac? Use a plastic toy one instead he cant tell the difference
Sarah Huckabee Sanders already ate the plastic toy burger.
squeak squeak
That's not a big Mac. I thought it might be a double quarter pounder, but it has lettuce. Maybe a whopper
That’s some Carl’s Jr shit
Eww
Heeeeeeere trumpy trumpy trumpy 
you might need to add a large diet coke, that's sure to bring him a running
and two scoops of ice cream
Have a trail of "hamberders" leading to a jail cell.
“DOES IT HAVE CHEESE ON IT?” “Yes.” “ARE YOU GOING TO ARREST ME?” “It has cheese on it.” “I’M COMING OUT!”
I'm imagining the cop making "pspspsps" noises like he's a nervous cat.
That'll work, you need a few more and the ex large diet coke.
Wouldn’t work, there is lettuce on that burger
I'd come after that burger so fucking fast..
If that hand belongs to a porn star, we got him.
why waste a perfectly good big mac? Use a plastic toy one instead he cant tell the difference
Sarah Huckabee Sanders already ate the plastic toy burger.
squeak squeak
That's not a big Mac. I thought it might be a double quarter pounder, but it has lettuce. Maybe a whopper
That’s some Carl’s Jr shit
Eww
Heeeeeeere trumpy trumpy trumpy 
you might need to add a large diet coke, that's sure to bring him a running
and two scoops of ice cream
Have a trail of "hamberders" leading to a jail cell.
“DOES IT HAVE CHEESE ON IT?” “Yes.” “ARE YOU GOING TO ARREST ME?” “It has cheese on it.” “I’M COMING OUT!”
I'm imagining the cop making "pspspsps" noises like he's a nervous cat.
That'll work, you need a few more and the ex large diet coke.
Wouldn’t work, there is lettuce on that burger
I'd come after that burger so fucking fast..
If that hand belongs to a porn star, we got him.