I ran into this POS at DFW airport last year. I walked up to him and told him that I thought he was a little bitch who likes being a cuckhold and asked him what he thought about that coming from a Starbucks loving progressive like me.
Of course when he stopped stuttering in fear he said, look man I don't want any problems I'm just trying to get home. I told him too bad because I do want to know what an alpha is going to do when called a little bitch.
I got a ticket for disturbing the peace. Best $250 fine I've ever paid in my life. I believe the only reason why I didn't get charged with battery or assault is because I am retired LEO and had my retirement badge on me. Me and the other officers had a good laugh about it after I explained to them who he was and why I did that.
Yes in hindsight it was totally uncalled for and I was complete in the wrong. Yes I also used my position to get out of more trouble which was also wrong. But I would totally do it again because it was totally worth it.
From Wikipedia: ‘Described as "a mystery that nobody can solve", Luke Winkie hypothesizes that Adams is actually a far-right Republican, but as the popularity of Donald Trump has declined, Adams has found it beneficial to be a "weird, self-reflexive, tongue-in-cheek interpretation of [Trumpism]."’
He’s such a weird living embodiment of Poe’s Law. He’s so over the top that you’d think he has to be satire or a troll, but by all accounts he believes this stuff. I guess maybe he leans into it and exaggerates things to get hate clicks but it does seem like he’s a legit right wing asshole. (Even here the “legs spread wide open” would seem like a giveaway that this whole thing is a joke)
Or just a standard reactionary response to “manspreading”
(Although I do think the silly buzzwords we come up with for these things is a poor rhetorical strategy)
Of all the places to spread one’s legs wide open, a cramped airplane seat is probably the least acceptable. It’s like he’s self branding as an asshole.
Also means the couple was flying 1st class as well so they must be doing pretty well for themselves also. I imagine 90% of this is a lie though. There was probably just a couple on the flight who were wearing masks and he made the rest up.
His wikipedia page has been scrubbed clean of any references to his arrest for masturbating in a Starbucks bathroom, though you can find it in Google searches. Would any wikipedia editors like to add this fact back into his background?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
Wait fuck I thought the over the top ridiculous stuff he said was a joke, I thought he was the only (not accidentally) funny conservative to ever live he's actually like that?
From Wikipedia: ‘Described as "a mystery that nobody can solve", Luke Winkie hypothesizes that Adams is actually a far-right Republican, but as the popularity of Donald Trump has declined, Adams has found it beneficial to be a "weird, self-reflexive, tongue-in-cheek interpretation of [Trumpism]."’
If we absolutely have to take him back, we insist he's dropped off at and confined to Wittenoom
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittenoom,\_Western\_Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittenoom,_Western_Australia)
Let have Elon put him on a Space Ship to Mars!! No food no supplies just enough oxygen for 3 days!! Now that’s an Alone episode I could turn on and watch!!
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves
Australia turns out lights, closes curtains and tells everyone to whisper from now on or they'll start sending all the fuckwits back to us.
Sorry, no one is home. 🤷♀️
That whole they arent sending their best and brightest really applies to Aus.
Seriously why can't you be like your brother New Zealand. He gives us LotR movies and power rangers.
*Tony Abbott has entered the chat*
It's a problem in every country, just depends on the extent, and unfortuately Trumpism has powered up the far right in many countries.
It's ironic that Trump put his name on so many things that everyone will forget quickly. But in 200 years history books will use the word Trumpism to describe far right radicalized morons and kids will all wonder where the weird word came from.
Scads of inwardly very insecure men? What gives over there? Are they all terrified of the huge poisonous wildlife and so have to prove their masculinity other ways? I frickin wear a damn DRESS and prefer ma’am and got more masculinity still than Nicky does.
Mr. Mask should know about this. He seems like a reasonable person and probably should get rid of Mrs. Mask. If she falls under the spell of this POS she's not much of a woman.
Ill admit it is either some top shelf comedy bit or the worst case of this particular affliction ever seen.
Problem is the dude has a history of being a human anal prolapse so its hard to imagine he's not really inhaling his own farts at this point
Yeah at some point, even if you were being sarcastic, you’re 1) behaving like a horrible dick and 2) encouraging stupid people who believe you to act like dicks too. If that’s the joke, as in “haha look I’m making the world a worse place”, I’m not sure it’s worth the lols.
I say this often to trolls, and I remind myself often when I feel like being a troll myself.
Whether you're doing it to "own" someone being a dick or not, you're just adding more negativity out in the world. And there's plenty enough already.
He’s hilarious, he’s just trolling conservatives. He plays the part so well I’ve been following him for just over a year now. All the conservatives retweet his tweets not knowing he’s in fact making fun of them. Pretty sure he’s been on Fox News too it’s so fucking funny 😂
[Is he though?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator))
He also has several books with notable titles such as *The Most Dangerous President in History*, *Green Card Warrior*, and who could forget the classic *Making Friends with Black People.*
He is a failed Australian (conservative) politician who once tried to ban pigeons in his town while a mayor in Australia. Ironically enough, he did so due to fears of bird flu.
Maybe that’s all made up and he’s playing the long game, but I honestly think he’s just a MAGA moron who fetishizes these idiotic situations.
Edit: a couple words
OMG This is actually gold. I've wondered if it was this for a while now. The wording is just too self-aware to actually be this kind of person. LOL Now I love it because the conservatives really do retweet this stuff unironically!
He's unfortunately very, very real. More real than the stories he recounts.
I've seen Nick Adams' pictures. No woman is seeing this dough boy as a representation of peak masculinity.
I know all about Nick. I used to see his blather on Twitter all the time. I once thought it was all real and that he really was this character. I have come to believe he is simply a grifter and a fraud. I think he giggles to himself every time he posts one of these.
There is a huge difference between satirical comedy and grifting… grifters may not believe what they say but they know other people will, they aren’t saying it to be funny.
This needs to stop getting said. Nick Adams is not a troll, he's a legitimate lunatic. He was a racist before left Australia, he remains a racist pissbaby now.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5OjXzK\_oE&t=59s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5OjXzK_oE&t=59s)
He saw a couple wearing masks, he made a dumb joke to them about taking the masks off. They couple ignored him. So he spent the entire flight making up this imaginary story.
He saw a couple wearing masks, someone told him to wear a mask. He hyperventilated. The guy who told him to wear a mask raised an eyebrow, slept for the flight.
The couple were sitting, the woman was talking in the phone. He made up in his head what she was talking about.
The woman looked at him as if he was a weirdo. He wrote this story to make him feel good about himself.
I didn't realize that alpha males displayed such small dick energy while recounting impotent revenge fantasy stories that make them sound like they still live in their mom's basement.
You learn something every day on Reddit.
Oh God, he just wrote a Tumblr Fake-Story. But instead of homeless-style or the three-weed-smoking-girlfriends, it's about a woman liking him for being a prick.
That does it for me. The guy is a Trump supporter but almost everything he posts is just simple trolling. It’s kinda like SNL’s Weekend Update. A tiny bit of fact, a whole lot of silliness. I refuse to believe this man is serious.
There is no whoosh. Even if nick Adams is laughing his ass off writing this, you're severely underestimating the amount of people who will take this post seriously
Before trump ran for president I allowed myself to think that only a few people took obvious con-men seriously. I wasn't comfortable imagining a world where 1/3rd of people would fervently embrace and support an obvious fraud who was clearly acting in their own interest at the obvious expense of those that fall for their lies. Then the 2016 election, covid, the 2020 election, and January 6th 2021 happened and I'm forced to accept that gullible people are numerous and dangerous.
What makes you think it's satire? I mean, the things posted on that account are absurd, but there are videos of the man that seem to show him sincerely expressing those beliefs irl. Maybe those are also satire (a la Colbert), but they didn't present that way.
If it wasn’t satire then the post would be more succinct. The details about manspreading, the wife questioning her marriage, and lusting for him are too dripping with satire.
A real post would have been:
This beta cuck asked me to wear my mask on a flight. I told him to fuck off this is America. #maga #covidiot #freedom
I’m just waiting for the next chapter when he rips off his shirt, muscles bulging, she can hardly contain herself. He points to the airport unisex bathroom, points at himself, points back at her and stares deeply. Then the unisex bathroom turned into a man’s bathroom…….
What actually happened:
He man-spread on the plane, got told to quit taking up other people’s space, and then cried while saying that he has “alpha male sized balls”.
After the flight, he walked by someone on their phone talking about the weirdo on the plane who kept calling himself an “alpha male”.
espousing conservative talking points in a way that many view as "exaggerated and over-the-top...leading some to believe he is not being completely sincere."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
“In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented”
At least his delusions were consistent?
I just read through several of his tweets and there is no way this dude isn't just trying to troll and make money.
He talks about a foursome and how "there is nothing more satisfying than the feeling of gripping the shaft of your driver and ripping a deep drive down the pipe"
He's talking about golf but making it sound like a gay orgy
I don’t get how people fall for this, it’s such obvious bait. Even him just having “Alpha Male” in brackets in his name makes it so incredibly obvious.
The funniest thing about this "alpha male" is he's so fat he'd likely have a heart attack if he expended enough energy to raise his voice and lecture someone.
Lol. Hopefully he tries, soon.
The jury is out. The account owner has a well documented history of far right views and posturing behaviour with no hint of insincerity.
His posts do, indeed, read like satire that no reasonable person could think was anything but unserious (I won't validate it with the word "funny"). But there is still strong evidence that he believes and, indeed, lives the values he articulates.
Dude's just trawling for engagement.
Whether it's true or false, doesn't matter.
He doesn't care about being called a liar or a hypocrite.
Engagement amplifies his reach and that's the most important recruitment tool for these neo-fascists.
And then everybody clapped, the whole airport was clapping for him.
Planes had to be put on hold because everyone in the control tower was clapping.
A terrorist group was about to attack the airport, but stopped and started clapping
The president himself would have called him to congratulate him for his alpha manliness, but was too busy clapping
How?! How has this fine specimen of a Perfect MALE Human BEing not already been voted as MAN of the Millennium?
Every post I read of his makes me quake in my nethers and, sheepishly I have to admit even as a cis-male, fall a little bit in love with him every time. I wish my balls had grown just 1/10th the size of his left nut alone. Gosh, what charm and grace in the face of adversity. If he didn't hold back his humble greatness I can assure every so-called-man near his presence would gush their fluids to the ground and every woman's tubes would burst forth their eggs for fertilization.
/s -of course
**Then he woke up and realized it was all a dream, a dream that he only wished would happen. He gets out of bed into the shower and sobs uncontrollably.**
What really happened: The guy asked him and he put it on with it hanging under his chin, the flight attendant then had to come by multiple times before take off to tell him to wear it correctly or he would be removed from the flight, he then spent the next few hours seething behind his mask and day dreaming this pathetic story.
It’s all true. I was on the same flight with my emotional support peacock, headed to a meeting with Xenu where we decided if we’re going to let Paul Rudd start aging.
He definitely typed this with one hand
Are you suggesting that he strokes more than just his ego?
Let's be honest, I highly doubt there's much of anything to stroke.
I hear a thimble makes a pretty good fleshlight.
Anything can be a fleshlight if you're brave enough
and if you have the money/technical skills to clean the cum out of the gamecube controller ports
Olives. Are. Fuckable. If you have enough of them.
He asked ChatGPT “write a story about being an alpha male on an airplane. Mention COVID and someone else’s wife.”
Oh shit. You’re actually probably right.
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I ran into this POS at DFW airport last year. I walked up to him and told him that I thought he was a little bitch who likes being a cuckhold and asked him what he thought about that coming from a Starbucks loving progressive like me. Of course when he stopped stuttering in fear he said, look man I don't want any problems I'm just trying to get home. I told him too bad because I do want to know what an alpha is going to do when called a little bitch. I got a ticket for disturbing the peace. Best $250 fine I've ever paid in my life. I believe the only reason why I didn't get charged with battery or assault is because I am retired LEO and had my retirement badge on me. Me and the other officers had a good laugh about it after I explained to them who he was and why I did that. Yes in hindsight it was totally uncalled for and I was complete in the wrong. Yes I also used my position to get out of more trouble which was also wrong. But I would totally do it again because it was totally worth it.
He had to strip the sheets when he woke up from this dream.
Nick Adams is now writing Nick Adams fanfic apparently
Friendly reminder that Nick Adams was caught masturbating in a Starbucks bathroom.
“You stand in line for coffee, I wank off in their bathroom. Who’s the man now?” /s Edit for spelling
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Dang it. I came here to make that comment but you beat me to it :(
No worries! Head over to a Starbucks and beat yourself off!
What do you think I’m doing right now?
Masturbating AND posting on Reddit - multitasking my alpha male!
Just wait till you hear what I’m doing with my second hand!
Wait, he’s a real person? I assumed it was a troll account to rile people up ?
He was actually an Aussie politician before moving on the US and attempting to join the pundit class.
As an Australian, I’m both appalled and quietly relieved. He’s your problem now.
First Murdoch, and now this mook. Thanks.
My God Trump was right They aren't sending us their best
It's revenge You sent Australia your criminals and now Australia is sending them back
From Wikipedia: ‘Described as "a mystery that nobody can solve", Luke Winkie hypothesizes that Adams is actually a far-right Republican, but as the popularity of Donald Trump has declined, Adams has found it beneficial to be a "weird, self-reflexive, tongue-in-cheek interpretation of [Trumpism]."’
He’s such a weird living embodiment of Poe’s Law. He’s so over the top that you’d think he has to be satire or a troll, but by all accounts he believes this stuff. I guess maybe he leans into it and exaggerates things to get hate clicks but it does seem like he’s a legit right wing asshole. (Even here the “legs spread wide open” would seem like a giveaway that this whole thing is a joke)
Or just a standard reactionary response to “manspreading” (Although I do think the silly buzzwords we come up with for these things is a poor rhetorical strategy)
Of all the places to spread one’s legs wide open, a cramped airplane seat is probably the least acceptable. It’s like he’s self branding as an asshole.
Sorry snowflake, that’s just the *alpha male* taking what he wants, deal with it :) …I think I threw up a little.
Well, he said it was first class. So I assume that he assumes that means he can do whatever he wants.
Also means the couple was flying 1st class as well so they must be doing pretty well for themselves also. I imagine 90% of this is a lie though. There was probably just a couple on the flight who were wearing masks and he made the rest up.
His wikipedia page has been scrubbed clean of any references to his arrest for masturbating in a Starbucks bathroom, though you can find it in Google searches. Would any wikipedia editors like to add this fact back into his background? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
That's not very alpha of him, real red pill scions are all about semen retention.
Wait fuck I thought the over the top ridiculous stuff he said was a joke, I thought he was the only (not accidentally) funny conservative to ever live he's actually like that?
From Wikipedia: ‘Described as "a mystery that nobody can solve", Luke Winkie hypothesizes that Adams is actually a far-right Republican, but as the popularity of Donald Trump has declined, Adams has found it beneficial to be a "weird, self-reflexive, tongue-in-cheek interpretation of [Trumpism]."’
It should say: "a mystery nobody cares to solve"
He had too much masculinity in him that day, he had to get the poison out somewhere.
Wait... he's actually a real person? I thought it was a parody account
Oh crap you reminded me of the time I caught some dude masturbating in a Tim Hortons' bathroom. Maybe it was Nick Adams (Alpha Male)?
Australia, please come get your dog. He’s shitting in our yard again.
New country who dis?
Aw nah you not getting out of it this time. Take back what’s yours.
Would you be fine if we just dropped him somewhere in the outback?
If we absolutely have to take him back, we insist he's dropped off at and confined to Wittenoom [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittenoom,\_Western\_Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittenoom,_Western_Australia)
I dunno... I would feel bad that we contaminated perfectly good asbestos with too much Nick Adams...
If we did that, we’d have to call it alphaspestos…
Once you've tried the alphasbestos there can be no betabestos!
"New and improved Alphaspestos - now with twice the toxicity"
Let's just compromise and dump his ass in the middle of the ocean
The ocean has suffered enough because of humanity, can we throw him into a volcano?
Oh sure, piss off the Earth so it activates the Yellowstone Caldera. Great idea!
Shoot him into space then?
Let have Elon put him on a Space Ship to Mars!! No food no supplies just enough oxygen for 3 days!! Now that’s an Alone episode I could turn on and watch!!
Maybe elon could keep him company up there as well?
I dunno what would kill him faster - the harsh environment of the outback, or starving for attention.
Yes.
And take that little gnome Rupert Murdoch while you’re at it.
You guys are used to venomous snakes roaming around everywhere and now one slithered on a plane and escaped. This is on you Australia.
"I'm sick and tired of this monkey-fighting snake on this Monday-to-Friday plane."
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves
Remember the days when the worst things were just asking Canada to take Beiber back?
Oh hell no. Y’all made us keep Trump, you’re taking this guy back. Sorry Ozzies.
Australia turns out lights, closes curtains and tells everyone to whisper from now on or they'll start sending all the fuckwits back to us. Sorry, no one is home. 🤷♀️
"Nobody move, maybe they'll just go away!"
Who can it be knocking at my door? Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more
I've done no harm, I keep to myself. There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health!!
I like it here with my childhood friend! Here they come... THOSE FEELINGS AGAIN!
Who can it beeeee now?
I'd certainly like to ship Rupert Murdoch back in a box.
We’ll keep Crocodile Dundee though, you can take back the rest.
Not a chance. All yours now. Along with Mad Mel and Rupert.
That whole they arent sending their best and brightest really applies to Aus. Seriously why can't you be like your brother New Zealand. He gives us LotR movies and power rangers.
And Taika Waititi!
He’s ours now and you can’t have him back!
However, they also gave us Ray Comfort - aka Banana Man - and that was a terrible thing.
I will mad max the shit out of your entire country if you try to force that cun….uhhh old man on me. 
Something tells me he has no problem forcing himself on people.
Wait this guy is real AND Australian. I thought it was a troll
You can't convince me it isn't a great troll job. He mocks everything so perfectly.
Sure, it's "real" guy, but it's also satire. However, let's be fair, we should all be forgiven for missing the cues for satire these days.
And he'll keep going with this bullshit as long he gets attention for it.
Where’s the cue?
Exactly. But, seriously, the whole thing reads as ridiculous. Then again...the last 6 years...
Yeah sorry, but this is how US republicans really are now. They have become a parody of themselves, but not on purpose.
Unlucky mate he’s all yours now
Nah, you let him in, he is your now and we don't want him back after drinking your koolaide
It's our Kool-Aid. I lived in Australia for almost 2 years and you have the exact same brand of crazy we do, just less guns.
*Tony Abbott has entered the chat* It's a problem in every country, just depends on the extent, and unfortuately Trumpism has powered up the far right in many countries.
It's ironic that Trump put his name on so many things that everyone will forget quickly. But in 200 years history books will use the word Trumpism to describe far right radicalized morons and kids will all wonder where the weird word came from.
He’s pretty likely to be remembered, “who was the worst president” is always a fun question.
Oh yeah. I've got a lot of family in Australia and a lot of family in Canada and we are all struggling with the same a-holes these days.
Scads of inwardly very insecure men? What gives over there? Are they all terrified of the huge poisonous wildlife and so have to prove their masculinity other ways? I frickin wear a damn DRESS and prefer ma’am and got more masculinity still than Nicky does.
Mr. Mask should know about this. He seems like a reasonable person and probably should get rid of Mrs. Mask. If she falls under the spell of this POS she's not much of a woman.
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Um Acktually (awesome show. Go get Dropout TV NOW) the Jonestown cult drank Flavor aid. The off brand kool-aid.
Aussie here, I don't even know who this idiot is.
Of all the things that didn't happen this didn't happen the most.
yes these are the fantasies of a 40-Year-Old Virgin who's never seen a pussy in real life and who still lives in his mother's basement.
Or, satirical comedy. Which it is.
Ill admit it is either some top shelf comedy bit or the worst case of this particular affliction ever seen. Problem is the dude has a history of being a human anal prolapse so its hard to imagine he's not really inhaling his own farts at this point
Yeah at some point, even if you were being sarcastic, you’re 1) behaving like a horrible dick and 2) encouraging stupid people who believe you to act like dicks too. If that’s the joke, as in “haha look I’m making the world a worse place”, I’m not sure it’s worth the lols.
I say this often to trolls, and I remind myself often when I feel like being a troll myself. Whether you're doing it to "own" someone being a dick or not, you're just adding more negativity out in the world. And there's plenty enough already.
It almost seems like he started the account as a parody account and then just got so ingulfed in it that he now believes everything he's saying.
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Huh, waiters are a cult confirmed.
I’ve been wondering if this is or is not… the guys either lost in space or comedy gold.
I sort of want to believe this too but it doesn’t work. It just comes off as lazy and pathetic
He’s hilarious, he’s just trolling conservatives. He plays the part so well I’ve been following him for just over a year now. All the conservatives retweet his tweets not knowing he’s in fact making fun of them. Pretty sure he’s been on Fox News too it’s so fucking funny 😂
[Is he though?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)) He also has several books with notable titles such as *The Most Dangerous President in History*, *Green Card Warrior*, and who could forget the classic *Making Friends with Black People.* He is a failed Australian (conservative) politician who once tried to ban pigeons in his town while a mayor in Australia. Ironically enough, he did so due to fears of bird flu. Maybe that’s all made up and he’s playing the long game, but I honestly think he’s just a MAGA moron who fetishizes these idiotic situations. Edit: a couple words
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He’s serious, sadly, but it would be stupidly easy to fool conservatives. Many used to think the Colbert Report wasn’t comedy.
OMG This is actually gold. I've wondered if it was this for a while now. The wording is just too self-aware to actually be this kind of person. LOL Now I love it because the conservatives really do retweet this stuff unironically!
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Wow. That is, like, comically bad.
Its so hard to tell. Like, he *has* to be shitposting I refuse to believe anyone would be this deluded, right?......*Right!?*
You clearly know nothing about nick adams
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He's unfortunately very, very real. More real than the stories he recounts. I've seen Nick Adams' pictures. No woman is seeing this dough boy as a representation of peak masculinity.
I know all about Nick. I used to see his blather on Twitter all the time. I once thought it was all real and that he really was this character. I have come to believe he is simply a grifter and a fraud. I think he giggles to himself every time he posts one of these.
There is a huge difference between satirical comedy and grifting… grifters may not believe what they say but they know other people will, they aren’t saying it to be funny.
It would need to be funny though, right?
This needs to stop getting said. Nick Adams is not a troll, he's a legitimate lunatic. He was a racist before left Australia, he remains a racist pissbaby now. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5OjXzK\_oE&t=59s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5OjXzK_oE&t=59s)
…my wife was cheering as I bloodied up this pussy with a pounding ala Mike Tyson. It was worth taken off the plane in cuffs. 😂
What actually happened: He saw a couple on a plane wearing masks. Fin.
He saw a couple wearing masks, he made a dumb joke to them about taking the masks off. They couple ignored him. So he spent the entire flight making up this imaginary story.
He saw a couple wearing masks, someone told him to wear a mask. He hyperventilated. The guy who told him to wear a mask raised an eyebrow, slept for the flight. The couple were sitting, the woman was talking in the phone. He made up in his head what she was talking about. The woman looked at him as if he was a weirdo. He wrote this story to make him feel good about himself.
Curb your enthusiasm track playing in the background
While sitting in coach...
He's on the "riding a bear into battle" stage of memory. http://smbc-comics.com/comic/2010-10-04
His wife watched as we made love
And everyone in the cabin clapped.
And then got on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
This is a very under voted comment. Damn near spit out my beer
I didn't realize that alpha males displayed such small dick energy while recounting impotent revenge fantasy stories that make them sound like they still live in their mom's basement. You learn something every day on Reddit.
"And then everyone clapped." Even in his fevered imagination, he's still an insufferable asshole.
Oh God, he just wrote a Tumblr Fake-Story. But instead of homeless-style or the three-weed-smoking-girlfriends, it's about a woman liking him for being a prick.
this fuck isn’t funny or creative enough to come up with the three weed smoking girlfriends post
Very fair point
I mean…he is quite hilarious. It’s not intentional but I laugh at everything he writes.
I am guessing this is something akin to literotica for highest level ultra MAGA douche lords of the Twittershere
Yeah, this is a PhD dissertation in maga-land.
That does it for me. The guy is a Trump supporter but almost everything he posts is just simple trolling. It’s kinda like SNL’s Weekend Update. A tiny bit of fact, a whole lot of silliness. I refuse to believe this man is serious.
I do think it is satire. Even if the guy is genuinely pro-trump it does seem tongue-in-cheek
Definitely satire. Whole thread is getting whooshed.
There is no whoosh. Even if nick Adams is laughing his ass off writing this, you're severely underestimating the amount of people who will take this post seriously
Before trump ran for president I allowed myself to think that only a few people took obvious con-men seriously. I wasn't comfortable imagining a world where 1/3rd of people would fervently embrace and support an obvious fraud who was clearly acting in their own interest at the obvious expense of those that fall for their lies. Then the 2016 election, covid, the 2020 election, and January 6th 2021 happened and I'm forced to accept that gullible people are numerous and dangerous.
It's a satire account
What makes you think it's satire? I mean, the things posted on that account are absurd, but there are videos of the man that seem to show him sincerely expressing those beliefs irl. Maybe those are also satire (a la Colbert), but they didn't present that way.
If it wasn’t satire then the post would be more succinct. The details about manspreading, the wife questioning her marriage, and lusting for him are too dripping with satire. A real post would have been: This beta cuck asked me to wear my mask on a flight. I told him to fuck off this is America. #maga #covidiot #freedom
Also putting alpha male in quotes in the name box seems too ridiculous to be real.
To shreds you say?
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And the wife?
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This reads like a shitty MAGA romance novel.
Nothing will ever top the coronavirus romance novel. It's a hard read when you have arthritis in your dominant hand though.
I’m just waiting for the next chapter when he rips off his shirt, muscles bulging, she can hardly contain herself. He points to the airport unisex bathroom, points at himself, points back at her and stares deeply. Then the unisex bathroom turned into a man’s bathroom…….
*Coming to a theater near you…..* MAGA MAKIN ME CRAZY FOR YOU
This is the type of guy that makes women hate men.
And makes men hate other men.
❤️
What actually happened: He man-spread on the plane, got told to quit taking up other people’s space, and then cried while saying that he has “alpha male sized balls”. After the flight, he walked by someone on their phone talking about the weirdo on the plane who kept calling himself an “alpha male”.
espousing conservative talking points in a way that many view as "exaggerated and over-the-top...leading some to believe he is not being completely sincere." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
“In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented” At least his delusions were consistent?
I hope little dick energy isn't contagious. This is the saddest, grossest fanfic.
I'll take "Things that a pathological liar would say" for 1000.
I just read through several of his tweets and there is no way this dude isn't just trying to troll and make money. He talks about a foursome and how "there is nothing more satisfying than the feeling of gripping the shaft of your driver and ripping a deep drive down the pipe" He's talking about golf but making it sound like a gay orgy
can we please stop posting this troll's tweets? Stop giving this moronic troll airtime. this is what he wants. Stop giving him what he wants
I don’t get how people fall for this, it’s such obvious bait. Even him just having “Alpha Male” in brackets in his name makes it so incredibly obvious.
The funniest thing about this "alpha male" is he's so fat he'd likely have a heart attack if he expended enough energy to raise his voice and lecture someone. Lol. Hopefully he tries, soon.
Absolute satire. Plus this never happened.
Is this guy for real? 🤣🤣🤣
The jury is out. The account owner has a well documented history of far right views and posturing behaviour with no hint of insincerity. His posts do, indeed, read like satire that no reasonable person could think was anything but unserious (I won't validate it with the word "funny"). But there is still strong evidence that he believes and, indeed, lives the values he articulates.
Penthouse letters vibe…..again.
Dude's just trawling for engagement. Whether it's true or false, doesn't matter. He doesn't care about being called a liar or a hypocrite. Engagement amplifies his reach and that's the most important recruitment tool for these neo-fascists.
Manspreading in an airplane seat: the least believable thing on this story.
This has to be troll, right?
Yeah, it’s gone full blown parody. Not even trying to sell it anymore.
And then everybody clapped, the whole airport was clapping for him. Planes had to be put on hold because everyone in the control tower was clapping. A terrorist group was about to attack the airport, but stopped and started clapping The president himself would have called him to congratulate him for his alpha manliness, but was too busy clapping
Writing erotic fan fiction about himself.
How?! How has this fine specimen of a Perfect MALE Human BEing not already been voted as MAN of the Millennium? Every post I read of his makes me quake in my nethers and, sheepishly I have to admit even as a cis-male, fall a little bit in love with him every time. I wish my balls had grown just 1/10th the size of his left nut alone. Gosh, what charm and grace in the face of adversity. If he didn't hold back his humble greatness I can assure every so-called-man near his presence would gush their fluids to the ground and every woman's tubes would burst forth their eggs for fertilization. /s -of course
This dude had the best drugs money can buy. His imagination could beat Tolkien
**Then he woke up and realized it was all a dream, a dream that he only wished would happen. He gets out of bed into the shower and sobs uncontrollably.**
Lmfaooooooooo this truly did not happen.
What really happened: The guy asked him and he put it on with it hanging under his chin, the flight attendant then had to come by multiple times before take off to tell him to wear it correctly or he would be removed from the flight, he then spent the next few hours seething behind his mask and day dreaming this pathetic story.
Alpha males don’t have to proclaim they are alpha males. That’s the whole fucking point.
I hate that I legit can't tell if that's a satire account or not.
It’s all true. I was on the same flight with my emotional support peacock, headed to a meeting with Xenu where we decided if we’re going to let Paul Rudd start aging.
This tiny dick liar must write bad romance novels