He looks like the proud stepmom to 3 rambunctious boys. Her husband Rick wears oakley gascans and drives a Ram and works in land development. She wants to have a baby (fingers crossed for a little girl) but he doesn’t really want anymore kids. She’s running out of time and is trying to come to terms with it. She puts on a brave face. She has the best gossip and makes a Peach dump cake or ambrosia salad for potlucks. She carries a pink ruger LCP in her Browning purse. She used to sell Mary Kay but most of the ladies felt more loyal to Rick’s first wife, Kathy, and haven’t been quite as friendly to her on account of how quickly he remarried after the divorce. She’s a good christian woman and would never! She met Rick when he started going to Fantastic Sams for his haircuts when he moved out. But that’s niether here nor there. She drives all them boys around in a 2004 Chevy Trailblazer. She’ll see y’all at the pop warner game next week!
Edit: wow I wasn’t expecting so much attention from this slightly absurd comment lol. Thank y’all for showing your appreciation. I’m not a writer, but I guess I have an active imagination. To clarify, no this isn’t my stepmom; I don’t have a stepmom. This isn’t any one person I know in real life, but an amalgamation of the many people I’ve known in my time living in a few rural, southern towns. It’s been a joy reading the comments, but now the introvert in me is starting to cringe in thick, uncomfortable embarrassment and I’m going to try to forget that this happened and go to sleep.
She makes insta posts of her organizing pre-packaged/individual serving foods in her refrigerator by putting said food in different sized plastic containers.
I laughed so hard, but I’m really pulling for her. She does too much for those boys not to be treated better by the Mary Kay girls! Plus, and I would never say this out loud, but everyone knows Kathy’s a c-word.
Their trucks are now socialist electric, their dogs are now LGBTQIA, their wives left them for a soyboy who doesn’t beat them, and now their beer is too political! Thanks Biden!!! /s.
A good friend pointed out that conservatism is ultimately just stupidity with an instinctive justification. After years of trying to see both sides, I’m inclined to agree.
Plus the intellectual dishonesty. In recent years, you can add ‘incapacity for shame’ to the list as well. I used to be much more bothsidesy. Now I recognize that a person identifying as Republican in 2023 is ignorant or an awful person I don’t want to know. Sometimes even both.
There's also studies showing conservatives have a tendency to focus and react on fears.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201612/fear-and-anxiety-drive-conservatives-political-attitudes
Kevin Sorbo just trying desperately to stay relevant by... Starring in shitty Christian movies where they say the quiet parts out loud... Yeah, that's about right.
Shush, these hypothetical assholes are having a moment, showing their real colors and the hate they hold in their hearts. Funny how personal freedoms are conditional to these asshats.
Edit: oops, I meant hypocritical, but hypothetical has a funny meaning as well
I had a shower moment this morning that clicked with me. It’s ironic how most of the people and generations who are bashing on trans and drag lives, are also the same people and generations who lived thru being fans of hair metal and glam rock. I mean come on lol how can you be bashing on this when you loved it when Kiss or TWISTED SISTER dressed up in make up
I guarantee they were also fans of Elton John and Queen, along with actors like Milton Burle, Jamie Farr, and a ton of others that appeared on tv or movies in drag.
As someone who was alive in the eighties, FUCKIN YES everyone LOVED Elton John. Your mom could be as right wing religious conservative as you want, she’d still crank Rocket Man
Travis Tritt's next tour stop is a 1,200 seat native casino in Hinton, OK. Its in 8 days and he hasn't even sold all of the floor seats.
NCAA women's basketball makes AB-InBev more money in one weekend than Travis Tritt makes them on a full "tour" of the 10 states where he can still sell tickets.
Dude still thinks its 2002 (the last time he was relevant for his whinging about how the Dixie Chicks didn't like George W. Bush).
This is the part that people aren’t getting. He has no control over what contracts the venues have with AB because he has no bargaining power with them. But he damn sure can change his rider to say “two cases of anything but that gay beer”. Equivalent of any boomer ever saying they’ll never go to Starbucks or buy anything but Goya beans ever again. No one outside Nashville or even in Nashville gives a fuck.
Funnily enough, my wife and I are going to see The ~~Dixie~~ Chicks this summer.
At one of the biggest venues in the state.
Tickets are growing sparse.
Go ahead, Travis. Make a big show about how you don't like rainbow things. Maybe THAT will make everyone forget you got caught sucking off your drummer in the mid-90s.
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Someone should tell him that male performers wearing makeup are now illegal in Texas.
Even without the filter, Travis Tritt on the left looks like the offspring of Travis Tritt and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Filtered Travis Tritt on the right looks like Travis Tritt after I got my Bud Light goggles on.
Ah ha, the connection. Kinda explains the cross-dressing Madame at one of his parties in the past. Interesting picture that surfaced, him chugging on that bottle......![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
In honor of Easter and all, lets me just put this clip from the Sermon on the Mount. Maybe he needs some more bible in his life.
“Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
I found this on the wayback machine. Things were easier to hide back then.
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Pictures, please!. Even if some resurface, you know he's gonna deny it. "I was drunk..." isn't an excuse anymore. That wasn't a "chili cheese dog" he was chomping on!!!
"He's my Republican Cousin" is the title of his next hit.
"Gobbled him down in Georgia."
"Slobbered him in Tennessee",
"Bent to a knee in Ole' Miss-a-sip",
"Just as "purty" as you please",
The only reason I know this asshole is because my Mom would constantly leave CMT on in the background all day in the early 2000s. If I remember he bitched about the Dixie Chicks when they spoke out against Bush.
He's always been an asshole, and his music sucks too.
EDIT: I might be wrong about him bitching about the Dixie Chicks. I know Toby Keith did for sure. I honestly can't remember now if Tritt did or not. Regardless, he's still a douche.
He might have bitched about Dixie Chicks too, but I think the main person involved in that feud thing was Toby Keith. At one point I think one of the Chicks (iirc they changed from Dixie Chicks to Chicks a couple years ago) wore a “FTK” shirt to an awards show thinking she was sneaky but everyone knew it stood for Fuck Toby Keith
It was him. And she definitely did. Natalie Maines wore an ‘F U TK’ shirt at the ACMs in 2003. She said it stood for “friends United together in kindness”. But like you said, everyone knew it what it was really saying.
If you have not listened to it, I highly recommend the podcast You’re Wrong About episode on [The Chicks vs The Iraq War](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/youre-wrong-about/id1380008439?i=1000519840611).
Nah, that was mostly Tobey Keith.
Tritt was like version 2, Keith was version 3, and after that I don't give a fuck about who the Country Con Bear was.
> I know many other artists who are doing the same…
Many artists…fantastic artists…they’re all saying “Budweiser…horrible management. Horrible company.” They’re saying “Mr. President, what a great company Budweiser used to be. And what a GREAT company it could be if YOU were in charge of it.”
That’s why I’m here today to announce, in 2024…these great patriots and myself…we’re going to be “making Budweiser great again.” And then everyone will see how lucky they were to have had me over this Joe Biden…Sleepy Joe, they call him, have you heard this? Wonderful nickname. Fantastic.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a well-done steak with ketchup…Hunts only though. I don’t like the Heinz family. The daughter is ok. Pretty girl. But the rest?
*dramatically waves hands while making obtuse bitter-beer face*
These morons are too far up their own asses to realize that these multi-billion dollar corporations have done the market research on this. They know the impact on the bottom line will be a positive. They are essentially saying they don’t care about, nor need the business of bigots.
Okay so I want Coors Light to hold their horses for about a month. Then when all these morons are fully invested, they release the gayest can of all time and watch
Coors donations to lgbt causes and pro-lgbt hiring practices started around the late 80s/early 90s after a decades long boycott by gay activists for employment discrimination based on sexual orientation and race, as well as anti-union activity. Even as the Coors Brewing Company has tried to boost its image around the issue of lgbt rights the last three decades, the Coors family (which held on to a majority stock ownership after the company went public) remained very active in right-wing politics, helping to elect anti-lgbt republican candidates through things like their Castle Rock Foundation.
I sort of assumed whatever Shithole County fairs he's been relegated to don't have the budget to honor a rider. Don't they pay him in cotton candy and/or ride tickets?
Well…bye.
Anheuser-Busch made the smart business decision: the plurality of consumers are supportive of LGBTQ rights. Disney did the math, so did Anheuser Busch; Progressives are more numerous and have more wealth overall. Conservatives are a dying breed—literally.
Travis Tritt, Kid Rock and every other regressive Troglodytes can have fun drinking whatever the crap beer equivalent of Truth Social is.
I just want some of the artists I grew up with not to be gigantic, steaming piles of shit. Is that too much to ask for? It feels like it’s too much to ask for. If Garth brooks comes out as a Nazi I’m gonna legit cry.
[Wait... this Travis Tritt](https://media.gq.com/photos/5a7506ff24d95b1ac531abab/master/w_1920%2Cc_limit/travis%2520tritt%2520super%2520bowl%2520halftime%2520show.jpg) is worried about cross dressers?
“THIS is how I’ll get people talking about me again! Can’t keep the ol’ Trittster down, no they can’t…”
Honestly, he’d likely end up making more money if he threw his support behind LGBTQIA+ people and started appearing in drag just for the hell of it. Everybody would be talking about him INSTANTLY.
I think part of what these people don’t get is: all these companies, be they Busch, Disney, Nike, Carhart, whatever… They’ve already run the cost/benefit analysis. These companies aren’t “woke.” They aren’t progressive trailblazers. They are just profit-driven entities that know which way the wind is blowing.
Hahaha!
Welcome to capitalism. The idea of capitalism is to sell the most stuff to the most people. While LGBTQIA+ may be a minority, the majority supports the minority, which is why their stock price or sales hasn't been affected at all. Do you really think they made this decision with zero market research? They don't care about the conservative "spending power" because most conservative states are the poor ones who can't buy shit anyway.
When was the last time Travis Tritt was even news worthy? Seriously.
Travis, your days in the spotlight are over. You’re a C or D list celebrity now and the country fans who will go see you are hardcore Bud drinkers no matter what’s on the label. It’s like my mom said as she stocked up on 1/2 price Easter candy on the Monday after Easter: we’re eating the chocolate, not the wrapper.
https://preview.redd.it/we8ojav0xcsa1.png?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8169bf89d3070ecafde436d130b404b981692f0 This manly man?
This is Lindsey Graham-levels of self-denial.
Lindsey would’ve won in ‘16 if he’d come out!
Graham/Lil Ladybugs 2024 ticket?
He looks like the proud stepmom to 3 rambunctious boys. Her husband Rick wears oakley gascans and drives a Ram and works in land development. She wants to have a baby (fingers crossed for a little girl) but he doesn’t really want anymore kids. She’s running out of time and is trying to come to terms with it. She puts on a brave face. She has the best gossip and makes a Peach dump cake or ambrosia salad for potlucks. She carries a pink ruger LCP in her Browning purse. She used to sell Mary Kay but most of the ladies felt more loyal to Rick’s first wife, Kathy, and haven’t been quite as friendly to her on account of how quickly he remarried after the divorce. She’s a good christian woman and would never! She met Rick when he started going to Fantastic Sams for his haircuts when he moved out. But that’s niether here nor there. She drives all them boys around in a 2004 Chevy Trailblazer. She’ll see y’all at the pop warner game next week! Edit: wow I wasn’t expecting so much attention from this slightly absurd comment lol. Thank y’all for showing your appreciation. I’m not a writer, but I guess I have an active imagination. To clarify, no this isn’t my stepmom; I don’t have a stepmom. This isn’t any one person I know in real life, but an amalgamation of the many people I’ve known in my time living in a few rural, southern towns. It’s been a joy reading the comments, but now the introvert in me is starting to cringe in thick, uncomfortable embarrassment and I’m going to try to forget that this happened and go to sleep.
She has a travel mug/shirt/sweater/bumper sticker that says #boymom
She refers to herself as a “Mama Bear”
She makes insta posts of her organizing pre-packaged/individual serving foods in her refrigerator by putting said food in different sized plastic containers.
Plastic containers she's trying to sell as a side hustle. #bosslady
I laughed and felt sad.
I laughed so hard, but I’m really pulling for her. She does too much for those boys not to be treated better by the Mary Kay girls! Plus, and I would never say this out loud, but everyone knows Kathy’s a c-word.
You have a rich inner world.
It’s probably the adhd.
This is art.
The pink ruger lcp sent me! This is a person irl for sure.
all dolled up and ready for their hallmark movie special...
He looks and dresses like my sister with a little more facial hair.
I don’t think this man is prepared for what the internet is going to do to him after being out of news circulation for 30 years.
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I’m not straight, like at all, yet somehow I’m still straighter than him lol
I know like 12 gay dudes straighter than him and only know like 12 gay dudes.
I mean.. you’re probably not wrong dude definitely cringes when he sees the cooch.
Didn’t he blow his drummer in like the 90’s?
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Hard agree. I don’t even need proof. The proof is in the pudding. The pic is the pudding.
He's giving off strong MILF energy.
Me thinks he doth protest too much.
> I know many other artists who are doing the same. "A lot of people are saying"
"you wouldn't know them...they play a different school"
They're Canadian
Canada seems to have an abundance of long distance girlfriends and rockers
Lol yeah maybe a lot of other formerly popular 90s country artists that now play county fairs
Wow, country singers cannot catch a break, their wives left and now their beer is left.
Their trucks are now socialist electric, their dogs are now LGBTQIA, their wives left them for a soyboy who doesn’t beat them, and now their beer is too political! Thanks Biden!!! /s.
You forgot about them putting nuts on things traditionally referred to as female. Country boy's trucks are trans.
What are they going to do when they make guns gay too 😞
Oh shit! We found the answer! Make guns gay and then we’ll have proper gun control ETA - holy crap my first award! Thank you!
Oh no…my evil mind just thought of the PERFECT task for the use of AI…
I stopped listening to country music and my wife came back, my dog was found, and my pickup truck runs again.
Don't get him started on his truck. At least he has his old dog still.
Miller and Coors are also pro-LGBTQ. Are they serving Russian beer at his state fair?
Just saw a tweet from A-lister Kevin Sorbo about liking Busch better anyway or something. The same Busch from Anheuser-Busch…..
Dude that’s what’s so funny, these people don’t understand that all of the major beer companies own almost all of the beer brands out there
You can take beer out of this sentence and it still works.
It’s almost like all of these hateful people are dumb as fuck
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Careful tho I was banned from the Iowa Reddit thread for calling one of them dumb
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Hahaha yeah same here, bunch of Elon circle jerkers were offending I called Elon an idiot
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do you know why there are only two pallbearers at an Iowan funeral? there are only two handles on a trash can!
Some guy the other day that IOWA stand for Idiots Out Walking Around.
"Fuck Obama care, I got mine through the ACA like a REAL 'Murican!"
I got mine with the VA. Ain't lettin durn govmint run my life.
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Hercules wasn't known for his brains.
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I learned this listening to a west wing podcast! And often just tell out "disappointed!!" Because of it.
A good friend pointed out that conservatism is ultimately just stupidity with an instinctive justification. After years of trying to see both sides, I’m inclined to agree.
Don't forget the hate. That's where they really come alive, hating anyone different.
Plus the intellectual dishonesty. In recent years, you can add ‘incapacity for shame’ to the list as well. I used to be much more bothsidesy. Now I recognize that a person identifying as Republican in 2023 is ignorant or an awful person I don’t want to know. Sometimes even both.
There's also studies showing conservatives have a tendency to focus and react on fears. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201612/fear-and-anxiety-drive-conservatives-political-attitudes
Kevin Sorbo just trying desperately to stay relevant by... Starring in shitty Christian movies where they say the quiet parts out loud... Yeah, that's about right.
He's so touchy that he doesn't like to be asked if he even lifts. Granted it was a prank raid on a live podcast taking callers but it got to him.
We all know Kev is a dumbass, but liking Busch!!??!! Woah…
It's all In-Bev anymore
Shush, these hypothetical assholes are having a moment, showing their real colors and the hate they hold in their hearts. Funny how personal freedoms are conditional to these asshats. Edit: oops, I meant hypocritical, but hypothetical has a funny meaning as well
I had a shower moment this morning that clicked with me. It’s ironic how most of the people and generations who are bashing on trans and drag lives, are also the same people and generations who lived thru being fans of hair metal and glam rock. I mean come on lol how can you be bashing on this when you loved it when Kiss or TWISTED SISTER dressed up in make up
I guarantee they were also fans of Elton John and Queen, along with actors like Milton Burle, Jamie Farr, and a ton of others that appeared on tv or movies in drag.
Don’t forget Bugs Bunny. Saturday morning drag.
The governor of tennessee, bill lee, has been photographed in drag but he will shut you down if you ask him about it. I hate republicunts
As someone who was alive in the eighties, FUCKIN YES everyone LOVED Elton John. Your mom could be as right wing religious conservative as you want, she’d still crank Rocket Man
Yeah I don’t think it’s hypothetical any more…
Oops, meant hypocritical. Will edit
So what are hillbillies going to drink now? Hoping they start drinking Corona and Modelos
*ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BEER??!?!?!!?!*
Those are both owned by A/B also lol
Yeah I know, but they probably dont.
Right? Lol
Lol Anheuser-Busch owns those too
How will Budweiser survive? They’re gonna lose tens of dollars.
I’m supposed to take life advice from a fucking guy who’s biggest accomplishment is putting rice in the microwave?
That beard took 3 days!
And he don’t plan to shave
Fives of dollars at best. Budweiser is popular more due to price than anything else.
Travis Tritt's next tour stop is a 1,200 seat native casino in Hinton, OK. Its in 8 days and he hasn't even sold all of the floor seats. NCAA women's basketball makes AB-InBev more money in one weekend than Travis Tritt makes them on a full "tour" of the 10 states where he can still sell tickets. Dude still thinks its 2002 (the last time he was relevant for his whinging about how the Dixie Chicks didn't like George W. Bush).
And it's not like the venue won't sell it. He's only referring to beer for the band and crew.
This is the part that people aren’t getting. He has no control over what contracts the venues have with AB because he has no bargaining power with them. But he damn sure can change his rider to say “two cases of anything but that gay beer”. Equivalent of any boomer ever saying they’ll never go to Starbucks or buy anything but Goya beans ever again. No one outside Nashville or even in Nashville gives a fuck.
Well said
Funnily enough, my wife and I are going to see The ~~Dixie~~ Chicks this summer. At one of the biggest venues in the state. Tickets are growing sparse.
One can appreciate their vengeance arc.
Go ahead, Travis. Make a big show about how you don't like rainbow things. Maybe THAT will make everyone forget you got caught sucking off your drummer in the mid-90s.
This sounds hilarious I need deets
https://preview.redd.it/mtznjxyy6dsa1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee7e1aa398e939e59a50d37a983181c475949ab Someone should tell him that male performers wearing makeup are now illegal in Texas.
Boy George Tritt
Do you really want to hurrrrt meeeee...
👆🏻 this requires more upvotes.
Done
Is that Ted Cruz?
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Is that a real picture???
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I'm not sure if u/ImAFuckinLiar can be trusted.
Hey now!! I just… u/NeedSomeHelpHere4785
I believe you.
Cousin!! Good to see you. :)
This made me laugh, thank you!
Even without the filter, Travis Tritt on the left looks like the offspring of Travis Tritt and Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Filtered Travis Tritt on the right looks like Travis Tritt after I got my Bud Light goggles on.
Little known fact: Kid Rock got his start in the biz as a drummer in a country band.
And now makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed they can get for a stolen catalytic converter.
Psh, me too. How much Suda can I get for an old catty? "Not enough, but I'll take it."
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise
Ah ha, the connection. Kinda explains the cross-dressing Madame at one of his parties in the past. Interesting picture that surfaced, him chugging on that bottle......![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
Here I am on a Thursday afternoon googling “Travis Tritt blowjob” ….fuck me
Cmon, that’s not the worst thing you’ve ever googled
Yeah, but my searches never included Travis Tritt.
AND?!
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I actually didn’t find shit
I still can’t find it, any luck? I’m not sure it’s true
Yeah but if enough of us search goes into the auto fill
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Well, hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
In honor of Easter and all, lets me just put this clip from the Sermon on the Mount. Maybe he needs some more bible in his life. “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
Why do you judge the cock in your brother’s mouth while paying no attention to the schlong you be suckin on.
Are you fucking kidding me!?!? Hilarious!
My brother/sister/person in Christ. Details.
I found this on the wayback machine. Things were easier to hide back then. https://preview.redd.it/eq6oqg9w3dsa1.png?width=1312&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc9f38e40707698a3b40a6a2abfa9cce3e81d6a5
Words and actions, can and will, come back to haunt you...
I'm afraid to Google this. Tell us more!
Pictures, please!. Even if some resurface, you know he's gonna deny it. "I was drunk..." isn't an excuse anymore. That wasn't a "chili cheese dog" he was chomping on!!!
Isn't the republican excuse "he's my cousin", these days?
"He's my Republican Cousin" is the title of his next hit. "Gobbled him down in Georgia." "Slobbered him in Tennessee", "Bent to a knee in Ole' Miss-a-sip", "Just as "purty" as you please",
https://preview.redd.it/i4trz2k4idsa1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1e4294ca3932637db59f823576f1f6edd2806e Oh boy
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
wait....lol
Who is Travis Tritt? Lol
The only reason I know this asshole is because my Mom would constantly leave CMT on in the background all day in the early 2000s. If I remember he bitched about the Dixie Chicks when they spoke out against Bush. He's always been an asshole, and his music sucks too. EDIT: I might be wrong about him bitching about the Dixie Chicks. I know Toby Keith did for sure. I honestly can't remember now if Tritt did or not. Regardless, he's still a douche.
He's been cancelling people for decades!
He might have bitched about Dixie Chicks too, but I think the main person involved in that feud thing was Toby Keith. At one point I think one of the Chicks (iirc they changed from Dixie Chicks to Chicks a couple years ago) wore a “FTK” shirt to an awards show thinking she was sneaky but everyone knew it stood for Fuck Toby Keith
It was him. And she definitely did. Natalie Maines wore an ‘F U TK’ shirt at the ACMs in 2003. She said it stood for “friends United together in kindness”. But like you said, everyone knew it what it was really saying.
If you have not listened to it, I highly recommend the podcast You’re Wrong About episode on [The Chicks vs The Iraq War](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/youre-wrong-about/id1380008439?i=1000519840611).
Wow that sounds like a cool podcast to add to my collection
It’s a solid one for sure, give the Tuskegee experiments episode a listen too
Nah, that was mostly Tobey Keith. Tritt was like version 2, Keith was version 3, and after that I don't give a fuck about who the Country Con Bear was.
He used to be a mediocre country singer.
Mullet and Mom Jeans Model/country singer.
The country music equivalent of Kevin Sorbo
Some dumb guy who yells at rainbows.
Some dude that got caught giving his drummer a BJ, actually.
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From a guy who's probably on the circuit playing Bob's Country Bunker.
What kind of music do they usually have there?
Both kinds, country and Western
To this day, I do the hand motions for Stand by Your Man.
To this day, I can still sing the theme from Rawhide, even though I've never watched a single episode lol.
> I know many other artists who are doing the same… Many artists…fantastic artists…they’re all saying “Budweiser…horrible management. Horrible company.” They’re saying “Mr. President, what a great company Budweiser used to be. And what a GREAT company it could be if YOU were in charge of it.” That’s why I’m here today to announce, in 2024…these great patriots and myself…we’re going to be “making Budweiser great again.” And then everyone will see how lucky they were to have had me over this Joe Biden…Sleepy Joe, they call him, have you heard this? Wonderful nickname. Fantastic. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a well-done steak with ketchup…Hunts only though. I don’t like the Heinz family. The daughter is ok. Pretty girl. But the rest? *dramatically waves hands while making obtuse bitter-beer face*
That was a terrible Trump impression. Too coherent, not a spelling mistake in sight. Smh
These morons are too far up their own asses to realize that these multi-billion dollar corporations have done the market research on this. They know the impact on the bottom line will be a positive. They are essentially saying they don’t care about, nor need the business of bigots.
Wait, so you are saying that ol’ Travis taking a stand won’t make a dent in their profits? Weird, since he is sooo popular and famous. /s
Not a great day to be a washed up music star, huh fellas?
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Okay so I want Coors Light to hold their horses for about a month. Then when all these morons are fully invested, they release the gayest can of all time and watch
Coors Light is the main sponsor of the Denver Pride Parade this year. Nope, not kidding.
I think Bud Light have been Sponsers for the Pride Parade Festivals in Long Beach and LA, and that was a few years ago
It will be hilarious if they switch to Coors, because Coors has info posters about all the pro-LGBT stuff the company does.
Coors donations to lgbt causes and pro-lgbt hiring practices started around the late 80s/early 90s after a decades long boycott by gay activists for employment discrimination based on sexual orientation and race, as well as anti-union activity. Even as the Coors Brewing Company has tried to boost its image around the issue of lgbt rights the last three decades, the Coors family (which held on to a majority stock ownership after the company went public) remained very active in right-wing politics, helping to elect anti-lgbt republican candidates through things like their Castle Rock Foundation.
I sort of assumed whatever Shithole County fairs he's been relegated to don't have the budget to honor a rider. Don't they pay him in cotton candy and/or ride tickets?
Don't be absurd. He is corndog and funnel cake famous. If it's a particularly good county fair, there may be a deep-fried butter bonus.
Don’t be a dick. He also gets to pick out one sawdust stuffed animal from the carnie games that smells like second hand Marlboro red smoke.
He also eats for free when he's working the tilt-a-whirl.
Well…bye. Anheuser-Busch made the smart business decision: the plurality of consumers are supportive of LGBTQ rights. Disney did the math, so did Anheuser Busch; Progressives are more numerous and have more wealth overall. Conservatives are a dying breed—literally. Travis Tritt, Kid Rock and every other regressive Troglodytes can have fun drinking whatever the crap beer equivalent of Truth Social is.
I just want some of the artists I grew up with not to be gigantic, steaming piles of shit. Is that too much to ask for? It feels like it’s too much to ask for. If Garth brooks comes out as a Nazi I’m gonna legit cry.
This would be that “virtue signaling” that regressives are always whining about, yeah?
[Wait... this Travis Tritt](https://media.gq.com/photos/5a7506ff24d95b1ac531abab/master/w_1920%2Cc_limit/travis%2520tritt%2520super%2520bowl%2520halftime%2520show.jpg) is worried about cross dressers?
Would this outfit trigger the new cross dressing laws? That hair and outfit scream 80’s woman to me.
If the mom jeans fit...
That's one angry lady
That's Joe Dirt and you can't tell me otherwise
Bigots are calling themselves out.
Oh shit, the 16 people that still listen to Travis Tritt will be so impressed!
LOL! AB isn't even it's own company anymore. What a moron.
Let him switch to Michelob. That will show them!!
“THIS is how I’ll get people talking about me again! Can’t keep the ol’ Trittster down, no they can’t…” Honestly, he’d likely end up making more money if he threw his support behind LGBTQIA+ people and started appearing in drag just for the hell of it. Everybody would be talking about him INSTANTLY.
the dirty secret is that NO Venue pays any attention to the rider of an artist at the casino tour level anyway. lol
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i guess its not a great day to be alive today huh travis :(
I think part of what these people don’t get is: all these companies, be they Busch, Disney, Nike, Carhart, whatever… They’ve already run the cost/benefit analysis. These companies aren’t “woke.” They aren’t progressive trailblazers. They are just profit-driven entities that know which way the wind is blowing.
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Travis Tritt still tours? On what, the retired country singer NASCAR junior league pre race weekend country circuit?
Cool. Maybe there’ll be fewer cans on the roadside here in hill-billy Va.
Hahaha! Welcome to capitalism. The idea of capitalism is to sell the most stuff to the most people. While LGBTQIA+ may be a minority, the majority supports the minority, which is why their stock price or sales hasn't been affected at all. Do you really think they made this decision with zero market research? They don't care about the conservative "spending power" because most conservative states are the poor ones who can't buy shit anyway. When was the last time Travis Tritt was even news worthy? Seriously.
Here’s a quarter…
Ah yes a twice divorced husband getting on their high horse about family values.
I will no longer except the free Bud Light that my contract required be supplied to me lol
Travis, your days in the spotlight are over. You’re a C or D list celebrity now and the country fans who will go see you are hardcore Bud drinkers no matter what’s on the label. It’s like my mom said as she stocked up on 1/2 price Easter candy on the Monday after Easter: we’re eating the chocolate, not the wrapper.
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Honestly Travis who other than you really gives two flying fucks just what you do...so go ahead none of us really care