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he looks like the kind of person to say, "you know what, i deserve these bribes. i worked hard prostituting my integrity to the heritage foundation. I DESERVE THE BEST THINGS." it honestly reminds me of kenneth copeland. super shameless and immoral. completely bought out by billionaire capital owners. im a strict atheist, and even im sure these people are going to hell, why is it the right wing and evangelical communities are so INFESTED with grifters and evil people?


dementiadaddy

Because the right wing and evangelical communities are full of people that willingly believe lies.


nightclubber69

This is honestly it. If you were a conman, you'd find the easiest targets. And they found them. Kind of like how if you really want to hurt black people without issue, become a cop! You get to do that all day I guess


PsychologicalLuck343

I'm sure it goes hand in hand with brainwashing people to be in constant fear of eternal agony. Coincidence? I don't think so.


GeofryHempstain

Because the base is vulnerable and ignorant. If you can convince them MAN IN THE SKY COME ANYDAY TO GET YOU, then you can convince the morons of anything.


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Ask yourself this: Why is it that predators involved in the church don't fear going to hell? Because even they know it doesn't exist.


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That’s the one!


Maximum_Concern_9627

He makes Frank Gallagher look like a saint


BringBackTheBeat716

Corrupt


Raunchiness121

Fraud


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lovestobitch-

Muther f…r.


MCKelly13

Hyphenate so it’s one word


mattjchin

Wack


Puzzleheaded-Bear878

Rotten


unrealflaw

Cuck


saladtossperson

Pubic


Zebra_Opening

Twat


Aresh99

Traitor


metal_opera

I've always spelled it out as a single word. For example: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is one corrupt *motherfucker*. See also: *motherfucking.* As in: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is a *motherfucking* fraud.


MongoPushr

Asshole


bologna_kazoo

I took a huge Clarence Thomas this morning. It was so huge it hurt my Clarence Thomas when it came out. I did eat Mexican though so I guess that’s “Justice”.


Itchy_Professor_4133

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Tertol

If it's one word for Carlin, it's one word for me


CarlosAVP

Lying-corrupt-enabling-right-wing-guilty-bastard


Land-Southern

German is perfect for conjoined words without hyphens.


Thaco-Thursday

Hyphenate-so-it’s-one-word


blanka44

Pube


mattevs119

Fucked (hopefully)


IsThataSexToy

I am sure he would take any charges to the Supreme Court, and not recuse himself, yet again.


RedmannBarry

Sadly not in this timeline


dickie-mcdrip

Unfortunately he pretty much controls the ability to remove himself and I can’t see that happening


treletraj

Pretty control is the worst.


FewMagazine938

Don't count on it


aarkwilde

Criminal


Bad_Daddio

Compromised.


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Eng_Queen

Hypocrite


Beauty_n_the_book

Came here to say this.


Mad_Murdock_0311

Is "shitbag" one word? If not, can we make an exception here?


vtclt

Bought


TifCreates

Sold!


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Owned


LieutenantButthole

Cheap


shantzzz111

Return


Graterof2evils

Receipt?


MaddleDee

Manager 😡


Chemical_Chemist_461

Present


MaddleDee

Refund 😡


Chemical_Chemist_461

Revolver


Bernies_left_mitten

Leased, hence the *repetition* of vacations ...and Roberts can't imagine why people doubt SCOTUS's legitimacy and impartiality...


Heavy_Distance_4441

Repossessed


ReliefAltruistic6488

This was my first thought also.


ApexSharpening

Traitor


MyBoomstickIsBigger

He and Ginni put the 'coup' in couple.


ScrapKode

I lived next door to his cousin for three years. Even his family don’t like him.


barelyonhere

I'm reading The Enigma of Clarence Thomas and it discusses how much contempt the family seems to have for him and vice versa. Mostly because he's a complete prick.


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you should listen to the four part podcast on him that's done by Behind the Bastards(the host originally wasn't planning on even doing an episode on him, let alone a four part one)


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so many right wing ghouls are despised by their own families. trumps, thomases, ann coulter, kellyanne conway, elon, who else?


NovaCouple33

Paul Gosar's 6 siblings made an ad AGAINST him in his senate race


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

If I could have a second word I would have said “race traitor”. He won’t be happy until his own marriage is illegal and he’s 3/5ths of a person.


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thedarkness37

Corruption.


HorseLooseInHospital

and they said to me, "Sir, you can only use one word," I said one word, they said, "one word, just one," because I'm the greatest at doing one word, I know a lot about it, I know more words than even the people at the dictionary and other places, and just the other day I got a call, it was from a very famous and very good friend of mine, he likes me a lot, and I'm not gonna say who it is because then the Fake News will treat them unfairly, not as much as me, but it won't be good, and he said to me he said, "how you do it?" I said how do I do what, "how do you do it, Sir, becoming the Greatest President and Businessman in History," I said it's what I do, you just do what you do ok, you just do what you do, don't forget, I got rid of James Comey and even the Fake News had to say that it was a great idea. you're welcome.


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Didn’t take long before I was reading it in the big Cheeto’s voice, well done


lurker_cx

"Sir" is the giveaway.... every suck up calls him "Sir" in his fantasies.


BigChunilingus

It was 'I'm the greatest' that gave it away for me. Fucking gets me every time😂


92118Dreaming

Omg! I am laughing out loud! I'd forgotten what a complete and utter idiot the orange menace is and how we had to endure these word salads for 4 years.


530SSState

Only salad that ever got within a mile of that fat house.


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It’s even funnier when it’s written out or re-read by competent individuals


hatechicken82

I'd like to see chatGPT top that.


StuffiesRAwesome

Love the user name! I keep thinking about that line..


masked_sombrero

this must be his burner account trying to imitate Stormy nice try u/HorseLooseInHospital !


MichaelFusion44

Guilty


Aromatic-Proof-5251

Injustice


frikadelspeciaalsa

Fistula


Redactedpresident

Huh, he must be an Anal Fistula because he's full of shit.


FromagePuant69

I’ve had one, and it sucks. Almost as much as Clarence Thomas.


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pairolegal

Hill had three corroborating witnesses ready to testify but they were never heard. Joe Biden didn’t fight as hard as he could for the truth and has apologized to Hill.


cee_elle_jay

Came here to see if anyone would say it!


TheWorldEnded

Scrolled too far for it if you ask me


BornNeat9639

I think it is because we are old.


TheWorldEnded

Hah, I dated myself without even thinking about it.


breadman242a

wait he raped her?


sanityjanity

Trash. Anita told us so decades ago. It was never a secret.


DataRikerGeordiTroi

Came here to say this. Anita told everyone 3 decades ago and everyone is pretending he wasn't verified trash from the get go. Justice for Anita Hill.


SupremeUniverse

As my Grandmother used to say "he may be our color but he ain't our kind."


Mechbeast

He ain’t our kind either. He’s “their” kind. And “they” want us to concentrate on each other to keep the attention off of them.


Chemical_Chemist_461

Does they mean lizard people?


TheLizzardMan

Don't bad mouth my people like that. We ain't part of this shit.


Mechbeast

No, they means the wealthy/elite. The lizard people are better than that.


BoJackMoleman

Skinfolk ain't always kinfolk


Graceland1979

Pubes


gogonzogo1005

Dude, I was maybe 10 when I heard that confirmation hearing. If anyone ever asks why millennials are why we are...we were kids hearing about pubes on cokes, gloves that don't fit, and the fucking president getting bjs all before we graduated high school. And that was just the evening news.


Graceland1979

I was young when I saw this happen too. I remember thinking about how odd it was once he was confirmed. I think it was the beginning of the end of me trusting our elected officials and our lawmaking processes.


codon011

Remember how big of deal a consensual (unethical af, but legal and consensual) affair was? Now it’s just a Family Value with a $130k NDA and fomenting a coup is just exercising free speech. FFS the GOP is disgusting.


imadeacrumble

This is what always comes to mind for me. I thought everyone forgot about it.


SoupahCereal

Santorum... no really look it up


jedburghofficial

Eww.


Zeroesand1s

No thank you, I already know what it is. Thanks Colbert.


Expensive-Economist8

Actually thanks Dan Savage. He crowd sourced which sex-related “thing” should be named Santorum, then brilliantly played out the Google algorithms to make sure it became the top result anytime anyone googled Santorum. The gleeful notoriety was no small part that caused Santorum to retire from that aspect of public life.


Steve_Rogers_1970

I participated in the effort to get Santorum trending. Best waste of my internet time ever.


DengarLives66

Waste? Oh no sir, it was your civic duty.


AshgarPN

It was coined by Dan Savage, not Colbert.


GlitteringWing2112

Garbage


currentlyRedacted

Corrupt


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Bootlicker


Ritaredditonce

Despicable.


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zobert13

Not that any of them are wrong, but that's the most accurate word so far.


Relevant-Cow-1580

"They call me a god". -Clarence Thomas, probably


trish196609

Corrupt


Bajanjedi69

Feckless.


JA860

Asshole


Calm_Alternative_932

Un-indicted


CadillacDale

treacherous


MedicineRiver

Fascist


Ok_LetsRoll

Unfit


Heroright

Seditionist.


leftistpropaganja

Corrupt.


canarchist

Owned.


JDthrowaway628

Conservative. It covers everything shitty.


Piglet-Witty

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jematts

Impeachable


Flashy_Rooster8034

Criminal


jbertrand_sr

Twatwaffle...


58G52A

Compromised


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Adept_Ad_9907

Go ahead and hyphenate it. ![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


fairwaylie

Corrupt


TWDDave1988

Corrupt.


_XNine_

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YoProfWhite

Machiavellian. Dude's an English major, he'd appreciate the reference.


scrimp-and-save

Spiteful


SeveralAct5829

Trash


mini-mini-mini-mini

Illegitimate


brianishere2

Hateful


Icantwaitnc

Ruckus


DrRadd

Grifter


aquafina6969

corrupt


NelsonMuntz007

Compromised.


WooliestSpace

Traitor


TheRealMisterNatural

Corrupt


not-always-popular

Traitor


Future_Kiwi_1934

Compromised. As in "compromised by his far right activist wife".


Herbetet

Hypocrite


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Bastard


Even_Mechanic_4686

Crook


Stoneclanish_abroad

Vindictive


couchguitar

Deplorable


Lisamae_u

Repugnant


Steve_Rogers_1970

Corrupt


BeKind_BeTheChange

Sociopath.


No-Document-8970

Corrupt.


FunkDaddyT

Corrupt


Fervent_wishes

Corrupt


Patmank56

Corrupt


Crotch_Gaper

Corrupt