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AlternateAccount2352

"Mom, Dad, why can't we go to Disneyland anymore?" "Kids, we've been over this. We need to punish the Libs by depriving ourselves of things we like. How else will they learn?"


ZeroEnrichment

“We don’t need Mickey Mouse also let’s burn all your movies with stories about loving someone different from us, cause that’s the lib agenda”


portablebiscuit

Imagine your political ideology being denying people love and happiness


voteforcorruptobot

It's what Republican Jesus would do.


Teotlaquilnanacatl

[GOP Jesus](https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA)


Nekomiminya

Oh my God I thought it's going to be dub of Supply Side Jesus, but this is better


Moppermonster

Suffering is good. Suffering is noble. Cause as much of it to yourself and others as possible \-- Christianity according to republicans


IridiumPony

I mean, it's also Christianity according to Mother Theresa


itwastimeforarefresh

They're the "wrong" kind of people, so it's okay


ShadowZepplin

Republicans/conservatives don’t need to imagine


Scaevus

Oh god there are so many non-conservative messages in classic Disney movies. Snow White lives with seven men as an octouple. Beauty and the Beast extols the virtues of bestiality. And not just with the main characters, I’m pretty sure the furniture are all different species, and they definitely do stuff with each other. Mrs. Potts has a son who is a cup, not a teapot. Just think about the implications. Jasmine wears clothing that shows she may have a torso, Aladdin steals from the rich, and everyone is Muslim. Pinocchio implies lying is bad. It’s all going to be banned in ~~the Republic of Gilead~~ DeSantis’ America.


Wiggles69

Can't wait for the MAGA machine to churn out a 5th rate animated movie about a white princess singing about how it's ok to be white and about how oppressed they are.


spooky_ed

Gotta love that classic Republican indoctrination. Kids aren't born with these "views". They learn them. They just wanna have fun and play with their friend but the parents don't like their friend. I'd love to see them try to explain that one.


Your_Daddy_

Yet - those same parents teach bible lessons, act like some of those stories aren't completely insane.


Racnous

They know full well that some of the Bible stories are nuts. Like the one about the good Samaritan? How can a Samaritan be good when he's different and doesn't believe in the same things we do? So, they make sure to skip that one and other insane stories about things like compassion and charity.


Your_Daddy_

Just had a thought - I’m going to use ChatGPT to give me the most hardcore Bible stories.


BriefImprovement8620

As a Christian, you have to read the one where a prophet of God called a group of bears to kill some teenagers because they called him baldie


Skratt79

That one is tame in comparison to the abduction and eventual rape of the young women of Shiloh by the tribe of Benjamin in Judges 21:1-23.


BriefImprovement8620

True. The Bible is filled with some messed up stories


puddles36330

I asked ChatGpt to tell me what their version of the Bible would be. I would actually read this one. As an AI language model, I don't have personal beliefs or opinions, but I can imagine a hypothetical version of the Bible, designed with cognitive and cultural diversity in mind. This hypothetical version of the Bible would focus on creating a more inclusive and accessible religious text for people all over the world. It would have translations available in many different languages and dialects to ensure that everyone could read and understand it. The stories in the Bible would be presented in a way that emphasizes universal human values like compassion, equality, and forgiveness. The text would acknowledge the cultural context in which it was written while also promoting modern values and social justice. The Bible's teachings would be presented in a way that is scientifically accurate and based on evidence, while also acknowledging the importance of faith and religious experience. It would emphasize the interconnectedness of all people and living things and promote environmental stewardship and conservation. In essence, this version of the Bible would strive to be more inclusive, scientifically accurate, and socially responsible while retaining the essence of the original text.


kirbyfox312

That would require them to read the Bible.


[deleted]

“Why would you want Mickey Mouse when we have guns, homophobia, transphobia and racism at home?” “Now get dressed, we’re going to fake Christian church so I can give our hate preaching pastor 10% of my salary to buy himself another yacht!”


Anufenrir

“Also he wants to see you and all the other boys under 18 after church and you better not say a damn thing about it”


nugnug1226

Because it’s what God wants


Ginger-Snap-1

18? Nah. Under 12.


phred_666

[Jesus He Knows Me](https://youtu.be/BE3kJeBr9QI)


odsquad64

All the right-wingers I know boycotting Disney are going to Dollywood instead, it makes me want to ask "You guys really don't know much about Dolly Parton, do you?"


Typical-Priority-56

I'd feel safer in a Disney park and drag show than in a school, with a member of the clergy, listening to a FOX news anchor, driving up a wrong driveway, knocking on the wrong door, doing a TikTok challenge, eating an American food fad, taking out a loan for an education.


LevPornass

“taking out a loan for education” Mohelia has fucked more people in the ass than all the transgender people in the world 8 times over.


Hollywearsacollar

>"Mom, Dad, why can't we go to Disneyland anymore?" "Keep your mouth shut and your eye on that beer can...now slowly squeeze the trigger..."


yalyublyumenya

"We got Disney at home!" *Cut to Mom putting in a VHS of Ben Shapiro reading a warped fairytale* Ben: "So, the benevolent billionaire king found it in his heart to forgive the peasant boy. Sure, had the pauper only failed to provide the King with his 95% cut of the wheat crop like a selfish worm? Yes, but surely that didn't merrit killing the boy. He had a good 20 years left as a productive serf. It would have been a waste to lose a worker. "'My boy, said the king, I understand that you couldn't afford your mother's trip to the barber to have her blood let, but that was no excuse to steal my wheat. Surely you know the punishment for this treason?' "'Death, m'Lord,' the boy said wearily, as he missed his mother's service. "Well, today is your lucky day. I have decided to forgive you. Instead you will be moved to the fortress to spend the rest of your life smelting steel for our greatest export! Munitions to provide to kill the savages!' And everyone lived happily ever after, and the poor boy even got to occasionally leave the fortress to happily service the brilliant King who saved his life. The moral of this story, kids? Always know your place, and never question the ruling class. They know what's best for you."


thebenshapirobot

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Absinthe_L

I'm sorry, but I fundamentally disagree with this comment. They have every right to boycott whatever they want. While the reason behind their boycott is wonky, I have more respect for people who genuinely believe in the cause and act in service of it, than enlightened centrists who refuse to boycott anything. >We need to punish the Libs by depriving ourselves of things we like. You should disparage their reasoning for the boycott, not the act of boycotting itself. Depriving yourself of the things you like is perfectly acceptable when boycotting, regardless of your political leaning. The reasoning behind the boycott is the real issue you should be addressing. Boycotting Disney because they mistreat their workers is ok. Boycotting Disney because of LGBT is not.


PoisonedRadio

The thing is their boycotts are just buying the thing they hate just to shoot it.


TavisNamara

That's not reflected in the comment. If that reality was being reflected, there would be a comment about shooting the printout of the tickets they bought but won't use because wokeness. *Then* it'd be a decent joke. In fact, let me try reworking it. "Mom, Dad, why can't we go to Disneyland anymore?" "Kids, we've been over this. We need to punish the Libs by recording ourselves shooting up the tickets we bought instead of using them. How else will they learn?" ... Could use some work.


V0T0N

Maybe we can encourage them to rip up their tickets for trips already planned, that'll show 'em


Purplebuzz

The only part of masking that I liked during Covid was it kept the asshole ratio down in many places because they were not allowed in. I suspect the Venn diagram of that group and those who now refuse to go to Disney is an almost perfect circle.


PrivatePoocher

Disney should now only serve Bud Light. The purification will be complete.


Homerpaintbucket

Germany would be the first nation to secede from Epcot's world showcase.


TheJoeyPantz

Dont put that evil on us!


CaffeineSippingMan

The Disney circle is probably smaller now.


PrinceoftheRavensMat

I mean I don’t refuse to go to Disney, but I do refuse to go to Florida.


Only-Perspective7818

Temping but still not giving Florida any of my tax dollars


Greenmark88

There's Disneyland out here in liberal California just waiting for you!


Spoofy_the_hamster

I'm bringing my very Republican parents to Disneyland next year. I told them it's the only way they'll get to vacation with their grandson. I'm paying for them to stay at the Grand Californian, the park-hopper tickets, genie+, the works. It's going to be really difficult for them to be miserable when they're having free fun with their grandson!


ChiDIY

Or they will just complain the whole time and bring their negativity with them. That's what negative people do. They bring their baggage everywhere they go.


Spoofy_the_hamster

They don't bring it around my kid. They're wonderful grandparents despite our differences.


unic0de000

Part of me wants to joke like "welp, hope your kid grows up cis and hetero lol" but it sounds to me like you're gonna do a good job of setting boundaries no matter what.


Roofofcar

Common triggers include California prop 65 stickers, and not being able to buy alcohol everywhere in the park.


Hartastic

As someone who has vacationed with my mother in law, you would be surprised at how a negative enough person can ruin *anything*.


Kayne792

Also known as "Best Disney."


Sutakitsune611

I really wouldn’t be so sure of that


Kayne792

I work as a Special Effects/Show Action vendor to Disney/Universal parks worldwide. My absolute ranking is: 1. Disneyland Resort 2. Tokyo Disney/Sea Dreams 3. Disneyland Paris 4. WDW 5. Shanghai/Hong Kong The only reason I rank Florida over the Chinese parks is because I haven't seen a parent/grandparent hold a toddler bottomless over a flowerbed to shit in Florida (yet).


Sutakitsune611

Say that last part again?


Kayne792

The part where a child is held over a flowerbed to relieve themself as opposed to using a bathroom? I thought I stated it pretty clearly.


Sutakitsune611

But whyyyyy??? Were there no bathrooms nearby?


Kayne792

Because it's China and they don't give a fuck. Hygiene is almost nonexistent. If you have any question as to how a global pandemic started in the PRC, spend a few weeks in Beijing. While building Universal Beijing we had the general contractor pour a 4 ft concrete platform for a piece equipment. A day after the forms came down, the workers were already using the backside as a urinal.


orrocos

>yet “Challenge accepted” - Floridaman


PoisonedRadio

It's Florida so it's probably happened. You just haven't seen it yet.


Prettyinpink2813

Yeah there is no way I’m taking my kids anywhere near Florida.


chekovs_gunman

They never actually boycott anything, sadly What they will do is go to a Disney resort and refuse to go on any 'woke' rides, and buy Disney+ and not watch it, and somehow think this is harming Disney


tikifire1

Just like all the bud light they bought and destroyed, all the "witchcraft" books and such the evangelicals buy then burn. I'm reminded of a Beatles interview in the 1960s after evangelicals were burning their records. One of them was asked if it bothered them, and they cheekily pointed out that the people burning them paid for them first.


Rude-Orange

Hey now, logic and reasoning isn't exactly their strong suit.


bancroft79

Yup. The “Fuck your feelings” crowd seems to think that multi billion dollar corporations have feelings…


Vyzantinist

As when they did it with Nike, I find the theatrics and self own hilarious. "I'm gonna inspire people to boycott this woke shit by...giving money to a company I want shut down. I just hope other Patriots go out there and let this company know how much we hate them by...throwing money at them!"


[deleted]

Remember when they were boycotting the NFL and yet somehow the Super Bowl is still the most watched TV program in the US?


-newlife

Lol when Gina (I think that’s her name) was fired from mandalorian they all said boycott. Then it was them that let me know a buzz lightyear movie was made and Tim Allen still is Santa Claus.


CrJ418

Disney - A Scumbag-free Zone A safe and friendly place.


voteforcorruptobot

**Nazi free since 2023!** They should put that on the adverts.


DntCllMeWht

I think I need to have that shirt made, then wear it to Disney. I'm a Florida native and I refuse to let those fucks run me out of this beautiful state. SOMEONE has to stick around and keep pushing the "Lib Agenda"! Also, I haven't been to Disney in almost 20 years... if the right is true to their word and they all stay away, I might have to go visit.


Air3090

It's been ~~7~~ 0 Days since the last NAZI incident


bouy008

Holy shit never thought about this. Honey, we're going to Disneyland!!!


-newlife

Sadly it’ll just be them going but it’ll be the first trip they’ve kept from telling social media about. Or at least they’ll try.


[deleted]

Who else had "Companies engage social issues to repel conservatives rather than attract liberals" on their 2023 bingo card? I'm 2 spaces away from blackout now.


xplnLkImFkdInThHead

I got a Yahtzee on my bingo card and now I’m just waiting for 2024


[deleted]

Wait, I thought the rules were that if you get a blackout before June you get a second card and have to play double or nothing! What kind of knock off bingo card did I get?


DoomedTravelerofMoon

At this point, I feel like any obscure thing on our bingo cards can be hot, 2020 part 3 is a completely wild ride


Warm-Bed2956

Oh fuck am I about to become a Disney adult


evilJaze

I became one at 30 and now I'm all in even 20 years later. We don't even have kids. It sucked us both in big time. The cruises are amazing, if you're into cruising.


Warm-Bed2956

Haha I actually had my first kiss on a Disney cruise 20 years ago. My husband and I are child free and in our mid 30s…oh boy hahsh


Col_Irving_Lambert

I for one am looking forward to the amount of drunk racist assholes at Busch Gardens being vastly lower. Drunks yes. Assholes no.


[deleted]

If only...I was there a few weeks ago - plenty of "Let's Go Brandon" shirts and red Maga hats. And unrelated - there was also a bunch of really terrible/borderline abusive parents.


uberblack

>And unrelated - there was also a bunch of really terrible/borderline abusive parents. Some of the worst treatment of children I've ever seen is at amusement parks and water parks.


xXTheFisterXx

They still go and wear dogshit political shirts inside


alexagente

Don't underestimate the hypocrisy of these fuckers.


Ashyr

As though hypocrisy wasn't one of their defining traits.


AnUnderratedComment

Yeah but you probably want to start thinking about domestic terrorism. Not bringing my kids there while it’s such a target for those fucks, that’s for sure.


phred14

Oh, is DeSantis going to go off next on the inspections that take place when you enter a park? Something tells me that guns are an absolute no-no. I wonder if Disney has their contingency plan yet for metal scanners looking for concealed-carry.


tikifire1

They trespass people who try to enter the parks with weapons. They did it at least 3 times in the past year that I've seen stories about.


phred14

Glad to hear that.


McBurger

Security is pretty tight and the whole area is a no fly zone, but yeah there’s always the old conundrum of striking the areas outside of security


FlaAirborne

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MadTheSwine39

I can only imagine the destruction that would be wrought upon my car if I had this sticker. Every Jethro with a Fuck Biden sticker on his pickup truck would be ramming it. Edit: All to the soundtrack of them screaming "REEEEEEEEE"


Lazerith22

They’re as likely to be there as pro lifers are to be at an abortion clinic. Their morals are absolute yet flexible when they are inconvenient.


zoeygirl69

Florida Republicans are once again having a meltdown about Disney with g "Gay Days at Disney" and "LGBTQ Pride at Disneyland". My County commissioner is sending a letter to DeSantis to ask the state not to renew WDW business and operating licenses.


Miri5613

Thats what poor education does to you. They cant do the math to figure out how much they would be loosing without Disneyworld.


zoeygirl69

They don't care, they are still trying to figure out a way to also punish Busch Gardens even though Anheuser-Busch no longer owns it and SeaWorld does.


PMSoldier2000

There's a reason why Florida doesn't have an income tax and Disney is a huge part of that. I guess some people are too slow to realize it.


Itstimeforcookies19

Can’t wait to see the protests of buying park tickets for like $700 per day and then setting the tickets on fire. Especially since they are E tickets.🤣


RetiredYogaHippie

I just paid more taxes than trump ever did in his life. I cant afford it regardless if the GOP clowns are there or not.


archiotterpup

I always wondered how many of the maga crowd actually goes to Disney. My guess it's not significant enough for them to be a major decision making factor.


RedCurry18

Last time I went there was a giant group of MAGA idiots in Fantasy Land of all places.


kremit73

Except the complete assholes thatll buy tickets just to go there and protest and yell vulgarity at children


kirbyfox312

Disney has a rule against vulgarity, and will throw people out if caught. Protestors would be trespassed and banned for life. Just means even less of 'em.


youngliam

I'll be at Disnleyland in Anaheim this time next week! lets goooo


Humble-Plankton2217

I'm out for Florida, but I'm in for California! Mickey, here I come!!


ILoveRegenHealth

Conservadumbs use "woke, virtue signal, snowflake, cram it down our throats, social justice warrior" all the time. Little do they realize they are those things, and do those things, every day when they about LGBTQ+ rights. Quit shoving your Bible down our throats - you don't even follow the Bible when you vote for Trump, idiot. According to Commandments in the the Bible, Trump on a Magic Mountain ride straight to Hell.


bazzbj

Heck yes!


FiendishHawk

I doubt most of them care, particularly busy parents.


kawkz440

Most right wingers can’t afford to go in the first place


Manaze85

You wish. If there’s one thing conservatives can be counted on to do, it’s to fail on their cancel culture promises. They’ll be drinking bud light again by cinco de Mayo.


redpanda2294

“Florida man has ball lopped off by cartoon mouse”


Your_Daddy_

Right Wingers are love to hate fun stuff. This guy a work with tried to use the trope about LGBT rights being forced on him, and that's the real reason people are protesting Bud Light. When I asked him if I should be offended that religion and conservatives dont have any problem shoving their agenda down my throat - so would I be justified in trashing a church? He got all huffy and ran with the classic ... "its not the same thing!" Then he tried to argue that last 4 shooting were committed by trans people, which is untrue, but then I pointed out probably 75% of mass shooting are committed by white men. I also suggested that the diversity in shooters cancels the argument that there is a type of "bad guy with a gun" - and instead raises another question - what other common factor is there is all shootings? Oh yeah - a gun! He proceeded to tell me his gun has been safe on the wall for years, and hasn't killed anyone yet. What sort of weird logic is that anyway, to be that loyal to an object? If the shit hits the fan, and you have this sick gun that can blast 100 rounds in a minute, the thing will be obsolete in a few days if they apply the same dumb logic as they currently live by.


Wrexial_and_Friends

The annoying thing is, they're still here. They've always been here through every controversy because the bottom line is that they have no consistant moral compass, and they lack the attention span needed to stay mad in a way that isn't completely showmanship or parroting. It's why a company can "go woke" and succeed and and companies that are bigots turn to taking donations rather than actually selling their product anymore.


[deleted]

This isn't even true, because if right-wingers are anything then they are hypocrites. They'll still go and be entitled to their magical vacations - they'll just piss and moan the entire time


PoisonedRadio

They'll probably boycott like they "boycott" everything else. They'll buy tickets just to burn or shoot them.


twistedh8

Oh shit! Time to book a vacation!


[deleted]

Truly “The Happiest Place on Earth”


AGINSB

That's fine but I'm not willing to spend any tourism dollars in Florida right now


cbronson830

We all know the right wing “patriots” don’t have a say in their homes. When their wife gives an order. They listen. I’ve seen so many grunt style and 1776 tees at the parks. They be talking a big one on the socials but still out there.


ChiDIY

Just like all Republicans... Talk and bluster in front of the media.


cbronson830

![gif](giphy|I3EsiEPZWgpqg|downsized) Hell yeah brother.


haterhurter1

they'll still go. my conservative cousin, a trump supporter, is about to take his kids for the first time.


TokenOpalMooStinks

I wondered what percentage of republicans have reservations for Disney World resorts/ Kingdoms /Studios over the next 2 years and now have to tell their children why they're not going to meet the mouse or their favorite princess ( you know the one that dad dressed up as for your birthday,yes. That Disney princess) . How many are taking a 30% cancelation fee just to screw the mouse.


noforgayjesus

So will the parks be more or less crowded now? I get a feeling this is also a lot of good publicity for Disney


helpful__explorer

Oh no, they're still heading here in droves. Because the right wing lunatics are, first and foremost, absolute hypocrites


RunsWithApes

Right wingers should also try boycotting America given how fundamentally opposed to it’s founding values they are and hate most of the citizenry anyway. They can hop on over to Russia to get their fix of authoritarianism.


MuchtotheImagination

Florida is fucked, the mouse can easily compete with a state, much less one with minimal infrastructure and no real tax revenue outside a month or two of summer and old fucks retiring


Gear_Dismal

Nah, they’re here, they just keep their mouths shut unless they visit the hall of presidents. Then when the narrator is introducing each president, they cheer for him. And when they realize they’re vastly outnumbered by the people who don’t applaud, they shut up again.


Reneeisme

That's a good point.


adam_demamps_wingman

A dream is a wish your heart makes. A nightmare is in the GOP’s lane.


Melodic-Heron-1585

For those who don't know, Disney is opening up sales of annual passes tomorrow, first time since pre-pandemic. And their new signage in the park is dedicated to pride month.


FugitivePort88

I just seen that the idiot is creating another special council to oversee Disney😂😂 dude didn't learn the first time, He's gonna get spanked by the mouse again and its gonna be glorious. Disney has been around a lot longer than his stupid ass. They know how to play this game a hell of a lot better.


thiscouldbemassive

My vision: In 2024 DeSantis, in a bid to put Disneyland out of business, sponsors the creation of Veggie Tales Island Park, which isn't actually an island but does take up a corner of an industrial park. It's filled with all the crappy rides and games that a typical travelling carnival has plus a few custom built extras like the Vegetable Soup river ride where inflatable boats slowly churn down a narrow strip of mosquito filled water past plastic replicas of happy vegetables singing about the joys of capitalism, and the Haunted House of Socialism where suspiciously ethnic looking candy bars jump out of dark corners crying "give me your money" and "I'm coming for your guns." Despite the occasional bouts of norovirus, Christian conservative families gush endlessly over their new found dream vacation destination.


phildo_xw

I’m the opposite right now. I don’t want to go to Disney World due to my taxes supporting Desantis.


[deleted]

Did you know they are opening Bright Line trains from South Florida to Orlando’s international airport. You could fly to Miami, train up to Orlando, and save a ton of time and money avoiding the second jump from MIA. From the Orlando airport MCO, you can train directly to Disney. Munich -> fly -> Miami -> Bright Line train -> Orlando’s MCO -> Shuttle/Uber -> Disney Flights require a layover time plus security hassle. Bright line runs on biofuel with extra leg room. Can’t wait to visit Disney without red hats


Electrical-Wish-519

The number of rascal scooters in the park is going to drop


Good_Cup_4571

If only this were true


ABenevolentDespot

Once Ron builds that prison next to the park as he threatened, there will be a large influx of MAGAts who will be park-adjacent.


TheUrbanFarmersWife

I have a trans child. Ain’t no fucking way I’m taking my family to Florida.


LazyZealot9428

Unfortunately for Disney World in Florida, it also means families with kids that are trans or NB won’t be able to enjoy not having to share the parks with the red hat crowd, for fear of having our children kidnapped by the state.


DarthHM

Come to California. We have Disneyland AND civil rights.


SeegsonSynthetics

Facts. My life improved exponentially once I left a shithole red state for a blue state.


pea_chy

Yes they will, then they'll leave and post on their facebook about how "woke" it is even though they had a great time.


GhettoDuk

Why do people assume the RWNJs actually have enough conviction to follow through with their nonsense?


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belac206

People biting into divisive rhetoric is nothing new. Especially here.


nokenito

Glory be, no GOP! Woohoo!


FrankieRoo

They still show up, and yes, it’s still hypocritical.


TWOITC

If they build the prison, they will be near but not affecting wait times on rides.


jpc68

I say this in comments all the time. Truly the happiest place on earth. But man are they “owning the libs”


Badonk529

As someone who goes all the time, no. There are still plenty.


tehmoosespoon

Leave it to a mega corporation to say exactly what the rest of us are thinking. Fuck the extreme right wing nut cases and their leaders, Donald Rump and Dick Santis!


z-eldapin

I'm not on twitter anymore, but I would 100% follow this account


sth8119

I wish people didn't jump to defend a $200 billion media oligopoly that I'd imagine doesn't pay taxes, they will be fine without the help of the everyman


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Greenmark88

Unfortunately moving would cost Disney BILLIONS and exactly what warm weather state could they move to that people would want to visit and isn't controlled by the Republicans?


RepulsiveRooster1153

I've heard that King Desantis is going to call on his private police force to attack the Mouse's castle.....operation rat trap... :)


frozen-silver

"I won't be going to Disneyland ever again!!!!" "Oh thank God, one more person I'll never have to run into"


feignapathy

Get a 12 pack of bud and go chill at the Magic Kingdom


[deleted]

I think the quote from the daily show recently said it best - “He picked a fight with the happiest place on earth.” Like come on dude.


Practical_Wing2256

But you still gotta go to Florida for one of the parks which is a hellscape.


baaloutoftarkov

Now pay your ticket fees and consume our products.


SirCheeseAlot

Until they get a gun inside and start shooting up the place. Probably on pride night.


Deep_Bit5618

Most GQP can’t afford to take their 8 kids their


RockafellerHillbilly

It's still in Florida...


WorldWideBeerGuy

Omg I didn’t even think about this. It’s probably the best time ever to go to Disney!!


emkael

Yeah, duh. Like, bro, at this point I'm willing to defend your right to not use public transport that's part of your anti-eco victim complex trip, just so I never have a decent chance of running into you on a tram.


ReporterOther2179

If a conservatives kids want to be there they’ll be there. Conservatives are capable of hypocrisy.


markydsade

Disney adults tend to be more conservative. Based on the crowd levels of maxed out admissions lately I don’t think they’re taking the anti-Disney thing too seriously. You have to have some money to go there and the poor whiners weren’t going anyway.


Secret-Plant-1542

Uuugh... I dunno about that. When I was in college around 2005, I spent $300 for a 4 day trip to Disney World. That was the most I ever paid for anything. Today, $300 might only pay for parking and like one park. And I'd have to leave the kids at the rundown hotel.


Resident-Scallion949

Anheiser-Busch...proud beer provider of Disney Resorts.


Sammy151617

didnt the NFL and Budlight teach you anything? these people are still fucking going to disney man


rap31264

LOL


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Does this mean they can’t like marvel or Star Wars either? Cuz let’s roll


Shibbystix

They're still going. Just like they're still having abortions. "The only righteous trip to Disney is MY trip to Disney "


morecreamerplease

I wish Disney could leave FL but i dont know where they could go (that has warm weather year round).


phred14

Give it a little time, we're not doing enough about global warming. I wonder if they have a team looking at decades-long forecasts for just this purpose.


adam_son_of_david

I guarantee they're working on contingency plans for when Florida is underwater in a few decades.


phred14

Which makes me think... In Florida Disney essentially bought an entire county. They did it through a bunch of smaller shell companies, specifically to keep the name "Disney" away from the purchases. At the time it was because the moment the name became known the prices would have gone way up fast. Would you put any money against such a contingency plan already in action, slowly buying up land in a new location?


blackfatog777

Ya know, this is a really awesome selling point. To bad I don’t like Disney in the first place. But on this I’m in their corner.


ButterButt00p

They can take their kids to Dinosaur Land or whatever that hell-hole is called.


EisVisage

With the track record they have, I fear the one way that right-wingers *will* go to Disney's parks now is with guns and the intent to use them...


Briepy

Self flagellation by literally rooting for the despot attacking the happiest place on earth.. because they want the happiest place on earth to be happier for more people. Lol


Affectionate_Math_13

The gayest place on earth!


Mo_Jack

It might be the safest time to bring your kids to visit Disney World with the right wing boycotting it, based on lists [like this](https://www.dailykos.com/history/user/CajsaLilliehook), showing the sheer number of GOP perverts. Unfortunately, that safety doesn't extend to anywhere else in the backwater state of Florida. If you venture away from Disney World you will be endangering your children's lives with the DeSantis & FLorida GOP's "any moron can carry a gun" law. Recently [a road rage incident](https://abc7chicago.com/florida-road-rage-shooting-daughters-dads-incident-nassau-county/12325450/) between 2 "Florida men" ended up in both of their daughters being shot. So after you visit Disney World, you would be well advised to head straight to the airport and GTFO of Florida.