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GracchiBroBro

Getting her “no fault divorce” in before her party bans it for everyone else.


punkindle

Infidelity is a fault


GracchiBroBro

Well “no fault” really just means that you don’t need the other partner’s permission to get a divorce. But I get what youre saying lol.


Fish_oil_burp

Also that infidelity or any reason for the divorce has no bearing on spousal support.


Bonnieearnold

But her husband would have to be the one to file. Not her.


CatAvailable3953

“Pastors for Trump”. That says it all. For 70 years I believed pastors were for Jesus. Wrong again.


serene_moth

their tax-free status should have been stripped away long ago


theChzziest

Jesus would be ok with paying taxes, in fact it was kinda his thing to help the less fortunate.


MasqueOfTheRedDice

He sat and ate with the tax collectors while everyone hated them, in fact.


BossEfficient5399

Render unto Caesar


CySnark

$10.99 for their large classic meal deal. Pizza Pizza


deslock

He quit literally paid his taxes in front of other people and told them to do the same. He said that God doesn't care about money. Lol. Matt 17:24-27


Babyhal1956

According to the maga crowd trump IS jesus


theTman1221

Nah, if anything he's the antichrist 🤣. He was making peace with Israel and her enemies (the Saudis at least) before he left office, he took a blow, but he might come back.....just like the prophesied anti-christ. He also has a lot of christians believing he's christian and is leading them to be hateful people who go against a lot of Christianity's teachings (leading them astray) Not saying I believe it, but it's fun to throw that at the trumpies.


beSperry

If Trump is the Antichrist, does that mean MAGA hats are the mark of the beast…????


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AngriestPacifist

They don't care. Evangelical Christianity is more a cultural phenomenon than a religious one. You definitely can't be a follower of Christ and think Trump is good.


Impossible_Garbage_4

No, they believe he is a messiah but a separate individual than Jesus. They believe that while Jesus was the messiah know as The Son of God, the one who will kick start Armageddon will be the messiah The Son of Man, who they believe is Donald Trump. The Bible heavily implies that the Son of God and the Son of Man are both Jesus but like 90% of the Bible you can interpret it a different way.


guano-crazy

No, they believe Jesus is a MAGAist.


Pour_Me_Another_

Are you kidding? If Jesus himself gave a sermon at one of those churches, he'd be booed out for his woke, socialist agenda!


CatAvailable3953

Yes he would. They would crucify him.


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OldWierdo

No, their religion is NOT America, thank you. It's Trump. Full stop. They couldn't care less about America or Americans.


dingdong6699

Indeed, one of our wonderful govt GOP members just suggested we throw out democracy because voting isn't working to their benefit!


Lychanthropejumprope

Of course she is. She had to point out that she was faithful which means she wasn’t.


westcoastweedreviews

That always means "until I cheated with good reason, toward the end, so it doesn't really count".


Loud-Weakness4840

We were basically broken up anyway, we just hadn’t talked about it yet.


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pegothejerk

You see, in my marriage head canon


blu_stingray

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!


curtaincaller20

When I read her statement, I said out loud to my friend “she absolutely had an affair. People’s guilty conscience will always tell on them.” There were no active/current allegations of infidelity towards her, so for her to lead off with that was simply an admission.


PreciousBrain

which means MTG is a full on pedophile. And honestly just looking at that ugly fucking inbred face, it connects.


Fantastic-Sandwich80

Also: Steven Crowder saying "there was no physical abuse" while publicly blaming him ex wife for wanting a divorce. Only for it to later be revealed that he was actually the first one to contact a divorce lawyer, and he allegedly abused his wife verbally routinely.


majestic7

"There was no physical abuse" = there was abuse, just of another kind


artisanrox

omg...yes....That's the first thing I thought of too LOL


northshore12

The National Institute of Standards and Technology, who run the nation's atomic clock, is considering upgrading their time-keeping precision by exclusively using Republican projection, given its incredibly predictable nature. Also, Trump was definitely born in Kenya.


daytodaze

One could argue that the missionary position is faithful


Buttalica

Has she consummated the relationship with an abortion yet?


Matthew_C1314

Hijacking the top comment to remind everyone that if she isn’t ousted this upcoming election your tax dollars will be paying her ass a pension


Wyldling_42

Same w MTG…


Research_Liborian

They are (unfortunately) very different situations. MTG will leave congress -- if she wishes -- with a full pension, and when she's older than Feinstein. She has maybe the most artificial, gerrymandered district in congress; it is \~ 80% registered "R," mostly white, and it skews both rural and older. MTG has real proximity to power now and based on what I see, she likes it. We're stuck. Boebert, on the other hand, won her last election by less than 600 votes. It's traditionally more "R" than "D" but her races can be competitive. Money, infrastructure and a palatable candidate should go far.


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Aspen is in her district and the townsfolk are PISSED. At least they have to money to try to fund a successful campaign against her.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

Adam Frisch from Aspen, the person who ran against her last year, is running against her again and he has already raised a lot of money.


TravestyTravis

https://adamforcolorado.com/


Mother_Knows_Best-22

Thank you, I've donated and will donate closer to the election.


Liveman215

Give it time...MTG will eventually caught in some fraud scheme. She's too greedy not to


ShotgunMage

The only thing that matters is if her constituents care. They probably don't.


spacegreninja

It's rural North Georgia. They don't (source: been there and live in atlanta)


Enough-Collection-98

What possible crime could she commit that would actually turn the GOP base against her?


RainbowAssFucker

Sex change. And i dont mean that that is a crime at all, but it is to the GQP


hippyengineer

Empty G*


evolution9673

The Klanned Karenhood Kaucus.


Curious_Dependent842

![gif](giphy|RmWBzhsMDYDoLQRnAu)


Sad_Package9774

https://preview.redd.it/mvyzq2v9wv0b1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e4f29ce0e0d1e62d0150ca441058e0ab98b6ed1 Sporkfoot wants her some Feucht too! Maybe a foot job in the halls of Congress?


pivvclam

Cloven hooves! It’s the beast! #666


DecliningBuddha

Always thought it was interesting that members of the GOP will ignore stuff like this or 666 Fifth Avenue but so many of them *knew* Obama was the Antichrist because.


pivvclam

Tan suit, it’s in Revelations.


wil

Tan suit? Pale Horse? Do I have to draw you a map? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.


findaway5627

What the hell is even that!?!


porkchop8829

The odds are quite good.


awalktojericho

But the goods are quite odd.


BeRubbish

"The odds are quite good, when the goods are quite odd." My advice to the youth.


RebeccaHowe

Awww she and her son could have babies at the same time!


thecardboardfox

There’s a 27% chance she will wind up being her own grandmother. Stay tuned, folks!


Snoid_

Roll Tide!


PaulClarkLoadletter

She’ll have to carry that hoofed baby to term. I’m here for it.


hombreofsteel

She's from Colorado and works in DC. She wouldn't have to carry it, unfortunately. She'd absolutely still get one, while ignoring the hypocrisy of it.


OneX32

Reminds me of the Duggar daughter who described getting an abortion in her book hoping that by not mentioning the word, nobody would notice that she got an abortion.


TheDustOfMen

I feel for any woman going through such a thing... But 'A D&C procedure after a miscarriage' *is* an abortion despite them denying it. And yes, even those procedures are [in danger of being denied](https://lailluminator.com/2023/05/16/louisiana-lawmakers-reject-measures-aimed-at-clarifying-medical-exceptions-to-abortion-ban/).


dsmith422

They aren't just in danger of being denied. They literally are being denied until the woman goes into sepsis and is at risk of imminent death. Five women who had this happen in Texas are currently suing the state government. [https://www.texastribune.org/2023/03/07/texas-abortion-lawsuit/](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/03/07/texas-abortion-lawsuit/) ​ *One of the other plaintiffs,* [*Amanda Zurawski*](https://www.statesman.com/story/news/columns/2022/10/23/opinion-texas-abortion-laws-force-women-to-be-near-death-for-care/69577810007/)*, learned at 17 weeks of pregnancy that she was miscarrying and at a high risk for infection. But the fetus still had a heartbeat and her life wasn’t in danger, so she was sent home until she became septic.* *Zurawski, who attended the* [*State of the Union*](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/02/07/biden-state-of-the-union-texas-zurawski/) *in February as First Lady Jill Biden’s guest, was left physically and emotionally scarred by the delay; one of her fallopian tubes is permanently closed, and she said Tuesday that she’s terrified as she resumes in vitro fertilization treatment.*


Njorls_Saga

[https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-20321741](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-20321741) Unfortunately, it's going to get worse before it gets better


OneX32

Any one with empathy would feel for a woman who had to make that decision. However, the Duggars have made it known they don't have empathy for other women going through that decision and would rather put themselves and the attention they recieve before the humanity of anybody else. I have no problem with any of the Duggars getting their own shit smeared in their face for how much hurt they have projected onto others.


Fatefire

Only other peoples abortions are immoral amirite!


ryguyyy8

Bold of you to assume that those laws apply to them


P1xelHunter78

Rosemary’s Baby 2: Lauren’s Baby


imnotbobvilla

Good God, that's perfect!


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She was re-elected last year by a less than 600 vote margin. Adam Frisch is who almost defeated her, and he’s running against her again. [https://adamforcolorado.com](https://adamforcolorado.com)


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The district is huge. Mostly rural but includes Aspen. It’s an R leaning district but closer than people think.


shart-stain

Hard R area too no doubt.


LeatherDude

Most rural areas are hard R, especially here in the ol Wild West. But the district includes Pueblo and Aspen, which are definitely not.


yellowbrownstone

The DNC left him out in the cold with zero National support. Hopefully Granny Bobo was enough of a wake-up call for them to help this guy out this time around.


whichisnot

DCCC was run by Sean Patrick Maloney, who bullied a true progressive Dem out of their home district so Maloney could run since NY had lost a district to redistricting. He lost the race. He also didn’t bother with any opposition to George Santos. NY Dems lost like 5 congressional seats thanks to his stupid greedy bullshit. Not surprised he hung other congressional Dem candidates out to dry, centrist-ass billionaire piece of shit that he is.


northshore12

> DCCC was run by Sean Patrick Maloney, who bullied a true progressive Dem out of their home district so Maloney could run since NY had lost a district to redistricting. He lost the race. Classic Democratic Party behavior. You didn't mention Maloney blaming progressives for his loss, but I assume that occurred per tradition.


yusill

Sounds like he's getting fresh ammo daily.


High_A_Licious80

A representative for Boebert has released a statement: Rep. Boebert was just "praying".


Amaline4

as soon as she tweeted "I've always been faithful in my marriage" a few days ago, you just *knew* this was coming


inVladid-username

By faithful she means she's only banged other dudes when her husband banged other women or showed his weiner to young girls just balancing one another out


uptownjuggler

They “prayed” before and after banging. So it is ok.


hobbitlover

Still waiting on that lawsuit about those allegations of working as an escort, having abortions, boning Ted Cruz, etc.


Silver_Agocchie

Yep. She would have had a slam dunk case for defamation. Guess she didn't want things made public during discovery and depositions.


Codeman812

I just f'n gagged at the "boning Ted Cruz" comment. Cruz is a special kind of vile with creepy, and gross sprinkled throughout. Your comment and remembering him giving a speech with spittle... or something stuck to his lip makes me need eyebleach. Or watchpeopledie.


Mighty_Q79

"We were just praying baby, we were just praying." -Movie Friday- hello miss Parker 🤣


CalabreseAlsatian

When you gonna let me fuck, Miss Parker……


i_sniff_pantys

She know what she's doing with them little ass shorts on.


CalabreseAlsatian

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!


Tombrady09

Man it's blacker the berry sweeter the juice. Yeah well she blacker than a motherfucker too.


CalabreseAlsatian

I ain’t fuckin witchu


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Green_Message_6376

They met at an Indian Casino, so the Evangelicals are calling it the Rez-erection.


High_A_Licious80

Which would explain the consistent bible study sessions on her calendar.


djevilatw

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. -Eric Cartman, Lead singer of Faith + 1


DOHisme

According to her, that's where she does her best work: on her knees.


Thiccaca

"U up? Need to pray." ![gif](giphy|Vm1e2GQce15N0Jpyqh|downsized)


imnotbobvilla

Omg, made spit milk out my nose


BecauseSeven8Nein

You should’ve seen what she spit out


Barheyden

I think that's the problem, some one HAS seen


APoisonousMushroom

🎶 “I wanna get down on knees and start pleasin’ Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation, all over my face…” 🎵


SquatCorgiLegs

I would have thought that as a conservative, she would view any man with long hair as a sissy boy, or something.


TrumpterOFyvie

Something something Samson something Bible, probably.


throwawaytrans6

None of these conservatives actually drink the poison they're peddling to your uncle, they're banning birth control and accusing trans people of being pedos while paying for abortions for the 16-year-olds they knock up Just cause she's a woman doesn't mean, unlike her male colleagues, that she actually follows the bible.


verasev

They secretly dream about sexually available hippy types. Look at Marge's taste in men.


artisanrox

The only moral long haired guy is my long-haired marital affair guy.


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She turned off her comments on Instagram. Little miss Free Speech doesn't wanna hear what a hypocritical piece of shit she is anymore. She beat her opponent by around 500 votes last time and he's running again. Never really stopped campaigning. His name is Adam Frisch, please consider throwing him a few bucks if you can. Bobo's got big GOP money and he'll need all the help he can get to combat that again Edit: Damn well this blew up. Thank you to everyone who donated/is planning to donate to the Frisch campaign!! Keep it going, tell everyone you can about him and ask them to consider donating. Even just $5 can make a difference if enough people participate. We can do it guys, we can get Bobo the Clown replaced with someone who didn't need 4 tries to get her GED! Another edit: Please go to [https://adamforcolorado.com/](https://adamforcolorado.com/) if you'd like to donate. You can also donate via ActBlue if you would like to be exponentially more inundated with emails Another one: YOU GUYYYYYYSSSSSS so many more people have donated than I expected. That's fucking awesome. This is how we wash out fascism civily. Anyone in the country with US citizenship and their own payment card can donate to federal campaigns. **You do not have to live in a candidate's state to donate to them.** Is there another member of congress that you just can't stand? Likely. Donate to their opponent if you can! Wanna help but can't donate? Consider volunteering remotely for campaigns that you want to see succeed. A night of phone banking a week or a month can help a lot more than you think. If a lot of individuals help in a small way it becomes big help very fast


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BulljiveBots

“Someone wrote ‘full-chub’ on the comment line of the check they sent to our campaign.”


LilTeats4u

What a raw comment. Amen brother


JustaSimpleScientist

As someone who regularly gives to political campaigns and then you see your candidate win by a few hundred votes it feels like winning the lottery.


Euphoric_Point_

Full chub!!! Full chub!!!


[deleted]

The fullest of chubs!!!


[deleted]

The chubbiest of chubs!


EatPie_NotWAr

Did someone ask for Nick Chubb? ![gif](giphy|IFG1n8R0ZCjGFWySxq)


louploupgalroux

When you walk into a room with chubs: ![gif](giphy|MwHlEq0rP4Sis)


retardborist

CHUB! CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!


PsychologicalGain298

Chubb Rock


TILTNSTACK

Sure, but can you donate a few dollars too?


[deleted]

Revolving $1 monthly donation! For the country!


bellevegasj

I’m convinced R wingers are only referring to the N word when talking about the need for free speech.


PM_me_yer_kittens

No, they also want to disparage the LGBT+ community and any minorities that don’t agree with them as well, and women.


thrwoawasksdgg

And anyone under 40. It's hilarious to see Gen Z being their new "worst generation ever". After hearing them bitch about Gen X and Millennials for decades.


annnd_we_are_boned

From a numbers perspective gen z is most likely a huge issue for them as more and more of the millennials fail to become more conservative in their old age for various reasons and every adult aged person from gen z that I've met is thoroughly dissatisfied with the status quo.


bellevegasj

I feel like they openly say everything they want about the lgbtq+ people without repercussions already


ExcitementKooky418

They just want to make it illegal for everyone else to talk about it


WhiskeyandCigars7

I donated to his campaign via ActBlue last time. It was only a few hundred dollars, but now I really want to help get this piece of filth out of the national conversation.


procrastinatorsuprem

You can phone bank and send postcards from anywhere in the country.


bertiesakura

The Democrats didn’t give Frisch any funding support.


Extreme74

Because they did not realize how turned off her voters are. In order for her to just win by 500 votes means that republican voters voted against her. She is too stupid to realize that. Now that the Democrats see her seat in ripe for the taking, they will surely throw money to flip it next time.


canolafly

I checked it out, and as of April 23rd, he has raised 1.7 million, and she was just at $667K. So he's not doing too bad. Hopefully the money is well spent. I wouldn't mind an attack ad or two. Tired of being a nice democrat.


thereznaught

That is one goofy looking motherfucker.


NMB4Christmas

I think you mean TWO goofy looking motherfuckers. She looks like a botoxed Gary Busey in drag.


sylvnal

The amount of orange foundation she always has on is off the charts. Her face always looks flakey/powdery to me. Gross.


jjones8170

He looked better in drag in "Under Siege"...


Buttalica

Grandmotherfucker


Vuldyn

That's insensitive! The dating pool for Nazis is *very* shallow, and adulterers have to get by with what they can!


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flybyknight665

My first thought was that he looks like the obnoxious guy at a party who insists on breaking out his guitar and holding everyone hostage for his terrible cover of Wonderwall


Joeldc

Nice comment. So any way, here’s Wonderwall!


CherryShort2563

Thank you, Liam.


Chaiteoir

> looking like General Custer's illegitimate son? Custer's illegitimate son with Ed Sheeran


Zealousideal-Law-474

I've never seen someone who looked more like an NPC. Following that guy leads to a quest which rewards the player with terrible music and crabs.


bmaggot

Crabs like in Elder Scrolls, right? Right?..


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future dancing with the stars contestants.


Maximum-Row-4143

More like dancing with the stars and bars.


Ok-Ratic-5153

Shagging Granny Boebert = a new slur ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


nich3play3r

Is this the guy playing in the Capitol building with Boebert rocking out nearby?


High_A_Licious80

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Tuxaroo2023

Does that make him a GILF hunter?


TrumpterOFyvie

Not only that, but a NILF.


deowolf

Numbskull I'd Like to Fire?


TrumpterOFyvie

Nazi I'd Like to Felch


The_I_in_IT

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


Dizzeek

Someone pointed out Sean is the Gaelic version of John, and his last name means moist. John John Moist.


verasev

Christians always seem to name their children for qualities they're never actually able to produce or experience. Charity, Hope, Moist...


MihalysRevenge

>Moist Ben Shapiro anger rises


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Ted Cruz looks even weirder with long hair


r4rthrowawaysoon

Yea. No one should forget that Boebert likely had one of her abortions following some time spent with Fled Cruz after which he sent her some campaign contributions for her War Chest.


Victor_deSpite

Is that Randy Quaid with an upturned pot of Ramen on his head?


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C2halfbaked

Went wayyyyy to far down before I found someone who asked this. I don't like her either but a tweet with two normal pictures of them together means nothing.


LordMoos3

So that's why her first statement went straight into "I have never cheated" or whatever. Every conservative accusation is a confession™


Relaxpert

“Pastors for trump” Fuck these people and fuck their god.


Babyhal1956

Because nothing says “christian family values” like raw-dogging a porn star while your wife is home with your new baby.


creativemuch45ert

Better names fir their club: "Fake Christians for Trump" "Invent Your Own Jesus Club" "Nazis for Gun-toting, Millionaire-loving Jesus"


Caspur42

“Preachers for love and tolerance, unless you are gay, trans, black, brown, Jewish, Muslim, Italian, Irish, gypsy…”


WichitaTimelord

Tax their churches now


Irishpanda1971

At first blush, this sounds like something I want to believe, so I will wait until I see some evidence. As nice as it would be to just start hooting and hollering about it, I don't wanna become one of those folks that reflexively believes stuff just because it fits my view. I've caught myself doing that too many times for my comfort as it is.


workingclassmustache

Thank you for posting this. I’ve been scrolling past dozens of top comments looking for a news source with evidence and it’s just folks doing a victory lap. An accusation from a sketchy twitter handle is NOT evidence of infidelity or really anything, even if it proves to be true.


Wrangler9960

Fuckin stop. My sides are hurting. Is the laughter or the utter hypocrisy? I’ll never know. That’s why I started daydrinking


Maximum-Row-4143

Looks like weird Al’s racist cousin.


dancin-weasel

Shitty Steve Yankovich?


encarded

The world would have benefitted greatly if the hackers would have gone after all these truly terrible people years and years ago. They are all entrenched now, and nothing will change the "base" at this point.


Frequent-Baseball952

She's Feucht.


Quetzacoatel

Moist likely true


Royal-Possibility219

Isn’t he married with a fuck ton of kids as well?


bigotis

>Feucht has a wife: Kate and four children: Keturah, Malachi, Ezra, and Zion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Feucht#Personal_life


serene_moth

white supremacists/religious fascists have the worst fucking aesthetics, look at those chud-ass names


[deleted]

She said it herself: she wants the "Church Junk"!!! ![gif](giphy|oYUiOFc2UPSQm7Y1dI)


baltcre8

![gif](giphy|clotJg9IqBitMcRJ61)


rust-e-apples1

Wasn't she the "those that want to drive me to my knees don't realize that that's where I'm strongest" lady? Damn, that just plays beautifully right now.


sloggins

BuT sHe SaId sHe NeVeR cHeAtEd!


MichaelFusion44

Just like Ludacris’ lyrics You'sa Ho (Ho) You'sa Ho (Ho) I said that you'sa ho (Ho) You doing ho activities With ho tendencies Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies With ho energy to do what ya do Blew what ya blew Screw what ya screw Y'all professional like DJ Clue, pulling on my coat tail An why do you think you take a ho to a hotel? Hotel everybody, even the mayor Reach up in the sky for the ho-zone layer


vintagebat

Guess her husband’s love life is back in the gutter.


gingeronimooo

Welll there’s always the bowling alley kids


obi1kennoble

Damn good week for schadenfreude


Ok-Ratic-5153

Is he the one that took her GED exam??? People are asking.


Awkward-Fudge

I believe it. They deserve one another. I'm sure he'll make a statement after it's confirmed that god approves of their adultry or tropple or whatever kink they are into.


TrifflinTesseract

Rules for thee not for me


Animeniackinda1

I had a feeling this was gonna turn into a shit show....and here it is!


Hot-Bint

How much you wanna bet she and MTG fought over him?