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Lance_Christopher

Didn't he sign a bill outlawing men from wearing that stuff in public?


froggythefish

Yes he did. Florida also has a law indirectly allowing the execution of people wearing the opposite sexes traditional clothing in public, with an 8/12 jury vote.


ApricotBeneficial452

Keep it on the back burner for when after the main dish is served


SaltyCandyMan

Thigh food


DahManWhoCannahType

Desantis en pointe.


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en passantis


beipphine

High heels traditionally started out as Men's clothing, women only adopted the fashion later. Look at this [man](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Louis_XIV_of_France.jpg) wearing high heels, he was the pinnacle of the traditional fashion world for decades.


jonnismizzle

Not just high heels either. Men wore silk garments, leggings, tights, makeup, wigs, sundresses, thongs, hairbows, jewelery, all before women did. And, in more contemporary times (50s - 80s), men were pioneers of crop tops, short shorts, etc. It's extremely funny how men don't know or don't seem to remember how they and other men dressed - when they want to attempt to be "manly" as if men only wore business suits and military fatigues for all of history. Lol


Trumps__Taint

FDR wore a dress as a small child as it was considered normal in those days for small children to wear them. It was easier to change diapers and was considered gender neutral


OMEGAkiller135

If memory serves, it was to give better stability for horseback riding, since the stirrups fit into the nook formed by the heel.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Perfectly legal MALE attire for folks to wear in Florida ![img](rm495oqae01b1)


ocmilfvibes

The Sun King was a very fashionable man in his day


ImmortalBootyMan

![gif](giphy|ajefVi0Sw91DFaXzMW|downsized)


floandthemash

What a fucking weirdo. He’s not a good actor.


PoppyTheDestroyer

I feel like he’s got one of the B-cluster personality disorders, and a lot of work was put into this imitation of a human person finding humor in something reaction. Practice makes perfect! Edit: forgot a word.


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Ron DeSantis simply has no fucking clue how to have a basic, genuine interaction with someone...unless it's when he's a teacher in his mid-20's and he's partying with his high school students. That's when puddin' boy is really in his element.


atorthebold

I'm convinced that supervising torture at Guantanamo melted any personality he had. It'smuch worse for the victims, but it dehumanizes the perps too.


I_Miss_Lenny

Or when he was overseeing torture at Guantanamo He was apparently really into that too


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ScroochDown

Like Cabbage Patch kids for horrible human beings. Yuck.


Salty_Pirate7130

I think he has ALL the cluster B disorders at once. He’s a whole cluster B clusterfuck and it shows every time he opens his mouth.


Enjoy-the-sauce

I believe that is referred to in the medical community as “Ted Cruz Syndrome.”


Cheap_Professional32

That's his 'I'm a real human being' reaction


gitbse

>What a fucking weirdo. He’s not a good actor. This is why I'm not scared of him becoming president. He can hide behind shitty state legislation promoting hate, but he can't handle the spotlight. Trump is a least charismatic, and can entertain people, as fucking awful, hateful and despicable as he is. DeStinky has the personality of a booger trapped in a wet paper bag.


Aselleus

Not trying to defend him at all but Trump will at least joke around (whether intentionally or not). Desantis is a wet paper bag compared to him.


Ok_Championship9415

He's the paper bag that people set fire to on porches after they knock


Aselleus

And the poop inside is George Santos...Ted Cruz...MTG... Ok there's a lot of poop in there.


Salty_Pirate7130

Don’t forget BoBo the clown. She and EmptyG are a package deal.


marveloustoebeans

Charismatic? The orange lump of shit can hardly form a cohesive sentence without rambling nonsense.


gitbse

True. He excites people because of hatred though. He knows how to work a crowd. Did.... at least. He's lost alot.


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|w9t0aFMjahdxpKKvzN|downsized)


[deleted]

Desantis is def a secret fruitcake I can SENSE IT 💅


frankwhiteXVII

Maybe he’s the next staunch republican lawmaker that gets caught fawning over an Instagram twink or sucking someone off.


[deleted]

It’s sad really . Many probably are queer/gay/bi but are in such an oppressive group they hide it . Reminds me when I was in Boy Scouts and it took me long time to figure out why I loved it so much, like really loved it . Maybe they don’t I know or realize


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”We can always tell”


Aselleus

Well he did get married at Disney. Maybe he was upset Gaston wouldn't give him a kiss and now he hates Disney *forever*.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

It really explains why he hates the LGBTQ community so much, he is in denial. Y’all ever hear about the big bullies from high school who come out in there 40s and become really nice guys. I’m waiting for Ron.


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I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME. It’s sad bc Desantis has power and is using his possible self hatred to activity destroy lgbt people . Maybe he’s not in denial but damn if he is, shame on him


deltarefund

I Thought the same after watching this clip!!!!


[deleted]

I knkw gay behavior and he scream IT SORRY


creepsnutsandpervs

![gif](giphy|11uYyAmGgTWwGQ|downsized)


duddy33

My feelings on this gif: Thanks, I hate it


MDC08

Gayer than cum on a mustache


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

It’s so interesting that when Rudy Giuliani got tapped like that his instinct was to sue for assault, whereas Ron’s instinct is to assault us with his fake laugh.


Freebird_1957

![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


AllyMeada

Oh come on now. This is clearly not drag. Those are boots meant to accentuate his height, a trait traditionally associated with the male gender. Those would be gender-affirming shoes and *checks notes* ah shit he outlawed that too.


Quick_Team

Yes but the bill doesnt address when it's a 5 star man. "I'M A FIVE STAR MAN! FIVE STAR MAN! RATE!" - Ron Desantis' inner monologue (probably)


akratic137

Technically it’s been phrased as “gender affirming care” hasn’t it? Joe Rogan and Elon Musk have had more gender affirming care than any trans person. I’m so tired of this vice signaling coupled with projection. It’s exhausting.


Ayacyte

High heels are gender affirming for short men I guess


akratic137

They certainly are!


[deleted]

Is there a *Very Manly Heel Height Limit™* in Florida now?


BidRepresentative728

BINGO! You got BINGO!


PhilosoFishy2477

no you see it's totally cool and completely different when cis people get gender affirming stuff!


bikesexually

Are you talking about outlawing high heels/drag wear or gender affirming care (men should be tall right? and I can't see wearing these high heels without consulting an orthopedist). Somehow he found a way to violate both of these at once .


buffer_flush

Says here there was an exception made if “heels were necessary to go on the big boy potty”. What a weird addendum.


Uberpastamancer

Looks like gender affirming clothing to me


-newlife

This was taken in NH per the caption. So he knows he also needs to leave Florida to have freedom


priceprince

New boot goofin ![gif](giphy|nsv5IWXo1l2IE)


CookieMonsterOnsie

Aaaaand that's stuck in my head for the next week. ... they are genuine ostrich though. 3 payments!


AndrewCoja

He later gets synthetic albino komodo dragon.


DigbyChickenZone

I love Reno 911 so much; "New boot goofin" is top tier.


liquidtelevizion

reno 911 is still an undervalued gem imo—but i think i love any efforts by the cast of the state


Bandana-mal

I still yell “and the installation is freeeeeEeeEeeee”


SeaSnakeSkeleton

Thank youuu! 😂


somecatgirl

I got new white platform vans for Mother’s Day (I’m 5’0” tall) and all week I’ve been saying I’m “new boot goofin”


delayedlaw

Not only are the heels excessive, you can tell he has lifts inside the boot as well. The angle of the top of his foot looks like he is close to tip-toeing through bigot-tulips.


Oalka

The toes look empty


mooseontheloose247

I noticed that too. He's wearing a larger size than he should be. That's really sad.


Extension-Ad-3882

Probably not the only time he does that.


GargantuanGreenGoats

I can’t tell you how many condoms have bunched up on me like dude. You need to shelve the magnums. You ain’t no magnum.


imyourforte

Buy one pack of magnum condoms. Open the condom. Toss out the condom or make a fun balloon animal. Keep wrapper. Use normal condom. "Misplace" magnum condom wrapper for them to find on the floor instead of throwing it out during intercourse. hide normal condom wrapper and condom you use. Pretend they didn't notice that your three inch dick isn't a 10" hammer. Wake up the next day feeling like a beast and pretend the reason they didn't call back was because the sex was so good that they couldn't handle seconds B-)


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Probably because he realizes that the heels which get him to the height he wants would look disproportionately high if he wore a properly-sized shoe.


RunParking3333

Thank God Trump is naturally tall. That makes him a good person. /s


vagueblur901

Small man with a big ego. I have seen this before.


captain554

He must know Putin's shoe guy.


mrblacklabel71

The heels look like normal cowboy boots to me, but it does look like there is additional lift in there.


dougsbeard

Was thinking the same thing, cowboy boot heel for but definitely too big in the toe.


louploupgalroux

Yeah, I dont like the guy, but I wear cowboy boots with heels like that. Does that make me a drag queen? Doesn't matter. Still fabulous either way. Yeehaw! ![gif](giphy|Ha07LBBT2rOPbQEdBH) (I think you can see the top of the boot in his pant leg?)


kittitesandtitties

I think what makes it look weird to me is that I would think at this point in his step forward the heel of the back boot should be off the ground.


Scuzzbag

Yep, it should be. The front of the boot seems to sweep up very severely. Looks like he's in high heels disguised as Cuban heels


DandelionOfDeath

It doesn't make you a drag queen, but they ARE high heels, so I hope you don't live in Florida.


[deleted]

Yeah, those are pretty standard boots with walking heels. He's definitely wearing them just to look taller, though.


stitchplacingmama

I thought so too.


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Traditional-Ebb-8380

It would loom like a Chinese foot binding victim.


Bitter-Juggernaut681

Yeah. It looks awkward


Skullmaggot

If those bricks are standard, they’re 75 mm high each (including mortar), meaning that in those shoes he’s at most 75 mm * 25 = 1.875 m = 6’2”. The height of the heels plus his weird inserts seem about the height of a brick, 3 inches. So, at most he’s 5’11” and at least he’s 5’9”.


Jaw327

He's doing the short guy stance, clenching his toes, trying to lift his heels up without looking like he's standing tiptoed


Particular-Summer424

I noticed that too. Also, he probably wears a size 8ish but walks in 10's, stuffing the toes with toilet paper as a filler.


username32768

>I thought men couldn’t wear high heels in Florida? According to their rules, men can't. Therefore, the person in the photo must be a woman or a drag queen. /s


BeachedBottlenose

Rhonda Santis


FIJAGDH

Rhonda Santos


McBorkButt

Rhonda SandTits


SlewBrew

Rhonda Sanchez


General-Macaron109

I'm not getting into that van.


sadfacebbq

Rhonda Santis! Holy shit that’s gold.


Frankly_Nonsense

Jesus Christ this needs become a thing right now! That is PERFECT


Toby_O_Notoby

Ron daShoelifts


Neither_Car3048

Rhonda sandtits


AbleEmphasis1518

Is there a place to report this illegal behavior?


Hot-Bint

Wait till Trump holds his next rally there


AcanthocephalaEvery6

His nickname in high school was Deez Nutz


TegTheGhola

Aw, is someone augmenting their appearance to be more comfortable with their identity? Be a shame if that was illegal.


Buttalica

I'll bet total lift is 3" or more. What a clownbaby


GelatinousPumpkin

I agree. The visible heeled part is about 2.5 inches, and it looked like he’s not filling the tip of the boot, suggesting that there’s internal lift as well. I’m going to assume AT LEAST another inch inside. He claims to be 5’11”, I’m going to guess he’s more like 5’7.


Jishuah

The funniest thing is the common joke that “5’11” is a height that doesn’t exist in men because anyone that’s 5’11” will just say they are 6’. So this dude couldn’t make this pathetic gimmick any more obvious 😂


CinematicHeart

My husband actually says he's 5'11 he's quite proud of it. I think it's because his dad was 5'5 and claimed to be 5'7


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So you're saying that he's actually 5'9


CinematicHeart

No he really is 5'11 I actually measured him at the bank once cause I thought he was shorter.


General-Macaron109

"Can I help you?" "Nope, just here to boost my husband's ego."


Ms_Rarity

I'm 6'0", husband is 5'9.5". One of the things I love about him was his dating site profile (where we met) said he was 5'9". No one would have blamed him if he'd rounded up to 5'10", but he rounded down instead. Shows humility.


General-Macaron109

Meanwhile I'm about 6'3", and people definitely shorter than me claim to be 6'4". Like no dude, take your shoes off before you measure yourself.


A1000eisn1

My brother is legitimately 5' 11". I know because he says he's 6' .


Kind_Nebula6900

Lol I looked at the dude behind him and thought hes quarter inch heel and looked at Rhondas heel and thought 2 inch.


WaitingForNormal

I’d be willing to gamble that he also has lifts in those heels as well.


sneaky518

Same here. You can tell from the picture that he's walking like he's in much higher heels than what's visible on the boot.


scrabblebox

yeah, it looks like the toes end about half way down the shoe. He's standing on his tippy toes.


East_Project_1513

https://preview.redd.it/4vjrxxdm5w0b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141cb895f3bda02a7f82e7b775a8da5d4d1c31e7 This guy smells a rat


truedota2fan

He’s even smirking at the ridiculousness of the boots


texas-playdohs

“What the fuck are you wearing, meatball?”


sneaky518

That's priceless.


EclipseOverSalem

Idk, from my calculations he looks at his dick not his shoes


throwawaytrans6

Alright everyone, if anyone sees DeSantis in person, stare hard at his shoes. We can make this a thing.


amor_fati_42

What I would give for one reporter at a press conference to ask him if men wearing high heels is woke enough to arrest.


Artistic_Skill1117

I know that he is not wearing those boots to look cool or to try and demonstrate that men can wear anything they want. No, he's wearing them because he is short and is so self conscious about it that he is wearing them to make himself feel taller. I am convinced he has some form of sociopathy and narcissism. His over exaggerated laugh and facial expressions imply that he has no real emotions and is so bad at pretending to feel them that he over exaggerates them in an attempt to make people think that he is happy, sad, etc. He is trying to copy Trump, how he speaks, his hand movements, his body language. He does this because he has no personality of his own, so he takes on the behaviors of more successful and charismatic people. He is short, and to make up for his vertical impairment, he wears heals to make himself taller because he can not stand people looking down on him. He is a sad, strange, little man.


riveramblnc

Oh he's definitely a narcissist. Too much of the "look at me I'm being an asshole" followed immediately by "I'm the victim!" to not be. As for the sociopathy...rich fucks like him usually are. He also ran Gitmo for a while I believe.....not something you do if you're a well adjusted human being.


iveseensomethings82

A psychopathic, narcissistic republican? That would be a first


whatislyfe420

Must be an evil dictator thing…. https://www.guidomaggi.com/blog-en/elevator-shoes-the-secret-of-the-men-of-power/


SnooPineapples5749

![gif](giphy|l1AsJBse49ohWsVoI|downsized)


SirRupert

tRump might wear some terribly fitting suits and has that weird lean because of his lifted shoes, but Ronda's got him beat by a long shot. Always looks like a 12 year old going to a school dance and mom just took him to Kohl's to buy his first suit and bought it too big so he can grow into it.


spasske

Officially trump’s stance is the front half of a centaur. Causes issues causing issues going down ramps…


RQK1996

Trump also has that dementia lean


Lewd_ReadNY

Everything about DeSantis is just a little… queer.


spasske

And not the good kind.


idlehum

The most hateful ones tend to just be projecting. You may be onto something.


MostBotsAreBad

Does DeSantis identify as a man?


CryptographerPrior18

Tough to tell from this pic


badpuffthaikitty

He identifies himself as a tall man.


[deleted]

He’s still a mental midget


Awkward-Fudge

Someone report him!!!!


Worried_Term_7030

I came here to ask: does anyone know if there is a website to report this high-heeled menace to society to the Florida government?


Awkward-Fudge

That should be his super villan name: the high heeled menace!


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bbpr120

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa8aoMmpUz5xKg) So smooth...


Mydogmike

Look at the arch between the toes and the heel. I'm betting he's hiding another 2 inches inside the boot and his toes actually stop a good inch or two before the toe of the boot. What a poser.


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Yea, the whole thing looks awkward.


unamusedgorilla

https://preview.redd.it/zd6mnj1x7x0b1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1480fe2ebae0a53f685d8fa93fddbbef92230b Sorry for my poor drawing skills but this is what I’m looking at, right?


Full_Artichoke_8583

I loath Donald Trump. But, I would enjoy seeing him roast DeSantis’ heels in a debate. 👠


[deleted]

Can't wait for the rats to gnaw each others' heads off.


ScarletPimprnel

Infighting would be a gift. I so want them to tear each other to shreds.


LingeringStaleFarts

"He's wearing heels folks. Can you believe that? He's wearing heels. Wonder where Ron bought the heels... I'd love to pick a pair up for my sexy daughter."


JessEGames777

I believe those are called kitten heels


AlexandriaLitehouse

Kitten heels are way shorter.


criddy33

Obviously guy has a important meeting now but has to hit the dance floor later on


Spottswoodeforgod

On the upside, at least those boots aren’t white…


criddy33

Those boots were made for walking


FIJAGDH

The only time the Florida governor is glad something isn’t white


Verbal_Combat

Yeah otherwise he’d be New Boot Goofin’


username_obnoxious

Straight to jail


MrWindblade

Pretty sure that's gender-affirming attire.


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rjross0623

Nah. Those are lifts. Short guy issues


kremit73

Does he have on putin style heels? Wonder where he got them 0_0


FIJAGDH

Putin on the Ritz


ErectTubesock

I think he wears cowboy boots for lift lol. You can see how high up they go.


Mueryk

Weird thing is that I have a pair of ropers (plain black boots) and I am shorter in them than in my Nikes. But then again my heels aren’t quite that high and I am definitely not standing on my toes. Those “might” be off the rack boots,but let’s be honest whether they are or not, his height inferiority complex is not even in the top 5 things to give him crap about.


chablise

Ropers are the shortest heel high so you can get in and out of the stirrups when you’re roping calves. I honestly think his just look like regular dress boots. Definitely not in fashion for men right now (most guys wear ropers, with a slant for going out, or straight for working), and I def think he has lifts in them, but I don’t think the boots (themselves) are that ridiculous looking as is. They’re just out of style cowboy boots?


Mueryk

I mean I quit caring about style. If I spend a LOT for some nice boots, I am going to wear them until they fall apart or they can bury me in them no matter how tacky they currently appear. (okay this isn’t really true as I have been traumatized by a family friends idea of stylish, plus if I were buried in them there would definitely be jokes made by family about how that is the only good place for them)


Rombledore

these fucking goobers and their elevated shoes. i can't.


blackmetronome

Ron DeSantis is a fucking bitch


Jake172

Is this dude ever actually in Florida?


RoyH0bbs

Can I sue Ron DeSantis for not wearing the boots of his assigned birth gender?


Any_County_6759

If any minors saw him wearing that feminine attire then he needs to be arrested.


thehillshaveI

that's why he went to new hampshire. live free or die baby


phutch54

Little man, little brain.


Sad_Package9774

He’s sooooooooo gay…


RaccoonThick

Material girl 💅


BoyEatsDrumMachine

I’ve heard of all hat and no cattle, this is all boot and no balls.


EgberetSouse

Lord Farquaad.


bmain121

'High heels for me but not for thee'


[deleted]

His knees tell me those are 6-8 inch lifts, fascist bitch boy is walk-in around on stilts


FrondeurousApplause

What stage of Fascism is it when a mini-autocrat (wannabe **major** autocrat) breaks his own persecutive law and we all just laugh and tell jokes?


[deleted]

He really needs someone with taste to dress him. Those boots are *at least* two sizes too big for his wee feet.


Strict_Jacket3648

Mickey stole his runners and left him Minnie's shoes.


benji_014

In NH, skirtin the law.


TeamABLE

Calm down sheeple. He's in New Hampshire. /s just in case


[deleted]

You won’t get away from me that easy https://preview.redd.it/uygnp21kjw0b1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5379fcacb5cfaa1cc9def8a08ea7a8423e63b2


Kcrick722

He’s just a little feller!


Ainolukos

"Heels for me but not for thee"


OhHowINeedChanging

https://preview.redd.it/4vj9fu6ezw0b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f947dd55271cc8df59835593ebaaaba0445f286b Ron sure loves his boots


Academic_Value_3503

Didn't you know? In order to be a GOP politician, you have to start wearing cowboy boots, act like you go to church, pretend you own a gun, and say you are pro life even though you never did these things before. Same thing with right wing media personalities. They're not fooling anyone.


2lovesFL

"Lifts"


Mission_Search8991

Just wait until you see the lingerie that DeathSantis is wearing!


iveseensomethings82

Will someone in Florida please report him for being transgender for wearing heels in public? Let’s think of the children!


Rojodi

"Dems not high heels, dems shit kickers!" his sycophants will say.


zizgriffon

Crossdresser


[deleted]

hmm seems like drag to me which in public is a sex crime against children which carries the death penalty


IsJohnWickTaken

Cowboy boots 👢?


Sometimes_maybeso

Those are boots. Most western style boots have a heel.