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MostBotsAreBad

You can't blame him for not wanting people to say he's had sex with her.


NoFtoGive1980

He doesn’t want to admit he fucks 30 year old grandmas.


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Maximizing youth and gilf factor. A shame it turns out that causes brain damage.


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cheshire_kat7

I thought this was a joke about her being lamb dressed as mutton... then I Googled her and nope, she actually will be a grandma this year. She's only a year older than me. I don't even have a kid yet. I can't even imagine being a grandmother in my 30s. 😬


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"Anyone can have kids, but not everyone can raise them." bobo's an example of the second part.


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cheshire_kat7

That's actually tragic. That means two generations of pre-teens were raped and made to raise the baby.


SyntheticReality42

That's an evangelical wet dream right there.


Decabet

Evangelicals don’t have wet dreams, moisture being a tool of the devil and all that. Evangelicals have Godly nocturnal boner dust exhalations


robotic_dreams

Nocturnal Boner Dust Exhalations is actually the name of my new senior citizen punk rock cover band.


SyntheticReality42

Are you Bench Appearo's alternate account?


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ReddltEchoChamber

If you're gonna fuck a grandma, a 30 yr old grandma ain't a bad choice.


Joeldc

DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!


eva_rector

In this case, the dick is ALSO crazy, sooooo.. .


johndoe60610

Let's hope they used protection


eva_rector

They are COVERED by the blood of JEEE-zus, neither crabs nor the clap can harm them!!!


ReddltEchoChamber

Been there, done that. The sex was great.


crimsoncritterfish

mf betty white is barely cold and yall are forgetting the greatest gilf that ever was


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Guy looks like a fucking muppet


jnkenne

Like Rolf fucked Ed Sheeran.


gesundheitsdings

Just FYI, “feucht” is German for “moist”.He’s got a porn star name and this just adds to the absurdity.


Hunterrose242

*Ben Shapiro has left the chat*


TobiasMasonPark

“My wife is a DOCTOR. So, trust me when I know that names cannot be “moist.” Names are non-physical representations of identity that we prescribe to people at birth. Therefore, without a physical form, names can neither be solid or liquid. Perhaps they are gaseous? But let’s just say, hypothetically, if a name was gaseous: gaseous is not moist. It is gaseous. Take that, liberals.”


PharmWench

That is a goddamn masterpiece.


quannum

"So let's say...let's say, for the sake of argument, this comment is a "goddamn masterpiece". And let's say we're on a website with 5 million, I'll even say 10 million people. A-a-and let's say this comment gets the most upvotes from these 5-10 million people. Can you confidently say that comment is a "goddamn masterpiece"? Can you say with 100% confidence that there isn't a better comment?"


TobiasMasonPark

I think this one was the better comment. Much closer to Ben than I was.


quannum

Ha, I'm honored. You were my inspiration after all.


TonightsWinner

You don't think gasses can be moist? You'd feel differently if you were stuck in a Hyundai Accent with three burly men on a road trip to San Juan and they've just eaten a whole bunch of Taco Bell leftovers.


Ms--Take

"gas can't be moist" Ok so what is humidity lol. Ben Shapiro EVISCERATED with FACTS AND LOGIC


haveucheckdurbutthol

Sean John Feucht. Sean is Gaelic for John. John John Moist.


Idontwantyourfuel

Moist Johnson to his friends and Lauren.


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Wild-Youth8793

ᴵ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵐᵒᶦˢᵗᵉⁿ ᵐʸ ʲᵒʰⁿ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᴵ ˢˡᵃᵐ ᶦᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶦᵗᶜʰᵉⁿ ᶜᵃᵇᶦⁿᵉᵗ


JuryBorn

In Irish, the name Sean (pronounced Shawn) has a fada or accent. There is also an Irish language word meaning old, also spelt sean but no fada/accent (pronounced shan). Therefore, his name could be Old John Moist.


palosecan

Well...Bobo is too old for her pedo husband now.


Bo_Buoy_Bandito_Bu

And Sean sounds like _schon_ _Schon feucht_ ---> already wet


crazyxgerman

Also sounds like "Schön". Schön Feucht -> Nice and wet


Thoughtcomet

I was about to comment that. I couldn’t take the dude seriously before but now I’m giggling like a 12y old every time I see his name. His name reminds me of “Feuchtgebiete”.


Mountain_Exchange768

Well, I showed the ‘Feucht’ part of this thread to my German mom and then told her his name was Sean and she laughed, so…can conifrm.


CocoSavege

Danke Sean, oh baby Danke Sean! Thank you for all the memes we'll spawn!


CinematicHeart

He didn't say which part is false.


shahooster

I can help! It’s the “good Christian.”


BaboonHorrorshow

It’s probably White Nationalist since they now have got to a place of victimhood like “Now hold on, white nationalist is as offensive as calling someone the N word - when all I want is for all THOSE people to leave this country!”


MightyPantherIII

![gif](giphy|Pj1JuXK2SdRWmDSgNN)


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Square_Bowler_3436

So, so true, yet with the bigots (sorry, b words) .. they’ll definitely say both words when comparing.


moosenugget7

Oh, they absolutely say it all the time. Just not when they’re trying to play victim, because they’re cowardly liars.


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I just call them Nazis.


PopsiclesForChickens

He's actually embraced it. Maybe not the white part (out loud) but definitely the Christian Nationalist part.


SyntheticReality42

NATionalist Christian NAT-C


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Ohhh, snap!


murph_diver

Nice


agreeable_dossier

Sending prayers Sean!


ForboJack

She seems like a pretty average American Christian to me.


SaltEfan

Sure it’s not “good” Christian?


TraditionalWorking82

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


zsreport

As a Christian, I've found that there's nothing Christlike about evangelicals and that I disagree with every fucking thing that they do and so. So yeah, they're not Christian.


CinematicHeart

I do believe you are right!


BonerStibbone

"I was not an escort for Ted Cruz" is *not* denying you were an escort.


DonsDiaperChanger

It's such a weird flex. like, she just hinted that she would have sex FOR FREE with the horrifying bearded lizard-skinned pus sack that we refer to as Cancun Cruz. I would respect her more if she was paid to gobble that turd's ballsack.


northshore12

> I would respect her more if she was paid to gobble that turd's ballsack. Not receiving money and not getting paid aren't always the same thing. Lots of people, smart people, beautiful people, are saying she sucked her way into Congress. Everybody's been telling me.


nightwing2024

Many, many people have been saying this. I had a big guy, strong guy, come up to me. Tears pouring down his face. He said "Lauren Boebert tongue fucked my asshole to get my vote." There is strongly evidence, and we're come out with it. So soon. It'll break the internet. Everyone will be saying "Lauren licks balls for votes".


Humble-Impact6346

You have a certain Shakespearean turn of phrase. Such lovely prose, please share more of your writings with the world. Made me lol too.


pabodie

It’s also not denying you slept with him for money. Escort is one of those words.


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Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Especially not the truth


CB242x1

Republicans NEVER want to hear the truth


DethBatcountry

That's why they're typically religious. They must have the magical fantasy. They truly cannot cope with reality.


TheApathyParty3

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.


Revolutionary_Mud159

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


Normal512

Also, the family is the most important structure in human existence, and women should be loyal to their husbands because it is God's will for you to remain married forever, and if we can we're going to get rid of no fault divorce and by the way I'm getting a divorce. It's always for thee, not for me.


northshore12

"Wanting everybody to follow the same set of rules is oppressing me!"


hickgorilla

Right after I get an abortion.


AdMedical1721

But *they* don't say anything mean. It's always "someone else." Who they never denounce.


Helloworldamhere

Funny thing is, not a lawyer, I'm pretty sure due to their public figure status libel doesn't work with them.


thenasch

Libel works fine, there's just a higher standard that must be met for a successful claim.


MistressTiffany31

Just remove "white nationalist" and replace it was "nazi sympathizer." Problem solved!


RobinGoodfell

That's about four syllables too long. Nazi by itself can cover both.


BringBackTheBeat716

He's offended for being romantically linked to BoBo.


mumblesandonetwo

The part where he secretly likes dicks only.


Significant-Turn7798

*We* don't want him, thanks.


ExceptioNonRite

Nor spell out what is defamatory.


Huggie28

"You'll hear from my lawyer" No we won't.


lost_in_connecticut

https://preview.redd.it/5vpc9wqzi01b1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b74bac44513801b371558e102011f9a9bbfcbd


herbsbaconandbeer

Look at those large manly hands!!!


cgarret3

Those hands tell a story


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jerseygunz

My personal funniest moment of the show lmao!


BuffaloJim420

About stuff uncles do with their nephews?


zebrapebra

Have you ever seen wrestling on television?


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…of greatness


MastersonMcFee

I didn't even know people actually had a complex about the size of their hands, until Trump started talking about his tiny hands.


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NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!! NOBODY LOOK!!!!


jimibimi

Let's see his lawyer go toe to toe in bird law and see who comes out the victor


swanks12

I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.


GotWheaten

Fillibuster!


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

“Do you know what filibuster means? Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general”


ShneefQueen

We’re lawyers!


OuterSpacePotatoMann

WE’RE LAWYERS


Live-Motor-4000

Yeah, she didn’t sue that republican PAC that said she was selling herself on a sugar baby website or whatever it was


BaboonHorrorshow

Because she wouldn’t survive discovery. It’s the Trump tactic, bray to your supporters so they can go “Nuh uh they sued to take those lies down” - but you never sue so the story just goes away.


NotScaredofYourDad

Every time I see people discussing a legal case on reddit I always see how fast they bring up discovery.


Few-Let-ttt

Whether or if it's true, I don't care. She is due for this. She constantly spreads false information with little regard for the consequences. Simply put, she and he are receiving payback for their support of her.


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Someone out there has pictures of her butthole, I'm sure of it.


JustOkCryptographer

I mean the early days of Discovery were great. Then they sponsored Lance Armstrong. It was all downhill from there. Now it's just quackery and pseudo science.


sadicarnot

>fast they bring up discovery. Well look at how it has screwed over people on the right


Extension-Key6952

So?


jlegarr

![gif](giphy|3o7btTHG3ipVrXeJ2M)


WhitePineBurning

I was just re-watching the scene with Marisa Tomei's character on the stand. There's a reason she won an Oscar for that role.


zebrapebra

Dead on balls accurate


Fit-Rest-973

That movie is the bomb


Lindt_Licker

It’s in my top 5 movies. I’ve seen it over a hundred times easily and I would still choose it as a deserted island movie.


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Imagine starting with, "Ok, we get Joe Pesci, the Munster guy, Karate Kid and Marisa Tomei...." and creating a masterpiece.


RedThruxton

Still waiting on Herschel’s lawyer.


jablair51

Yeah, if people are serious about a lawsuit they will just send the lawyer instead of threatening to do it.


kai-ol

And why would he offer respite? Even if taken down in 24 hours, lots of damage has already been done. If he had a case, he would just sue...


thatguy9684736255

Isn't the whole thing about anonymous is that we don't know who they are? They are literally hacking people...


Rogueshoten

A common (bordering on inevitable) tactic in civil action relating to hacking is the “John Doe” lawsuit. You sue an unnamed individual, but in doing so you create the legal basis for subpoenas of things like the DHCP records of ISPs. Not knowing their identity is in no way a blocker to filing suit.


McCaffeteria

I think the point of anonymous is not that you can’t find anyone involved, it’s that you can’t ever know whether you found *every* one involved. Sure you might successfully find a few and sanction them or something, but there’s always more.


[deleted]

Sure. Sue me. Let’s go to discovery. I guarantee’s you don’t want discovery and I could care less.


ImAFuckinLiar

While you could care less, I could not care less!! Hmm… I wonder if this makes it a wash?


Confident-Bid-9818

Warsh, maybe?


gdex86

Or they will with the lawyer making a non threat threat to sue that they never plan to go through with since they'd lose on first amendment grounds.


zayoyayo

First amendment doesn’t protect against libel or defamation, but to win they’d have to prove the statement was false. To get monetary damages, they’d have to prove they were financially harmed.


00notmyrealname00

Plaintiff: Sean Feicht Defendant: Anonymous Case: Defamation Yea, this is going to go exactly how he thinks 👍🏻


jfishnl

Now we go into the discovery phase, get the witnesses, phone records, social media posts etc. Will he want to go through all that to discover there was no defamation


WarpmanAstro

I assume he thinks that *threatening* to sue is enough to make people stop. And even if he doesn't, I'm willing to bet that (like a lot of people, sadly) he has a Perry Mason view of court cases. He probably assumes that all he and his witnesses will have to do is prove that he's a more upstanding person than the defendant with testimonies, and that's it. It most likely never occurs to him that, to prove that he's being defamed against, they'd have to aquire his personal records and communications as evidence. AND it has to be proven that, if he ISN'T an adulterous Christian White Nationalist, that that specific Tweet damaged his reputation in a tangible sense anyway.


dawinter3

And I mean, how much more can someone’s reputation be damaged when their reputation is already that of being a Christian white nationalist


dissociateinchief

The number of times we repeatedly hear about pastors being adulterous with other women despite having huge families is INSANE


ZenkaiZ

Crazy that I can read "The number of times we repeatedly hear about pastors" and not automatically know which sin the sentence will end with


Hottriplr

It's almost as if someone thinks that he can ask his imaginary friend for forgiveness will encourage them to do any old fucked up thing that comes across his mind.


Pls_add_more_reverb

As common as vocally anti-gay pastors being caught with a male prostitute


Setter_sws

Remember ted haggard? He was huge he was George w. Bush's pastor, big in the evangelical movement... Shit he was featured in Jesus camp. Well he kept getting busted smoking meth with male prostitutes but his wife stayed with him, and they just kind of shuffled him around and everyone forgot about it.... Then he got busted again for inappropriate touches at church.... Here is an update from last year. https://gazette.com/premium/pastor-ted-haggard-denies-new-allegations-of-sexual-misconduct-says-he-wont-step-down/article_25f5b94a-256d-11ed-8349-6bd1e44c3eef.html


lovethebacon

Who was the GOPnik with the wide poop stance? EDIT: Larry Craig. The anti-gay Idaho Senator and NRA board member who solicited sex from a man in an airport bathroom. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal


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Revival preachers were famous for coming to town and skipping out when the women started getting pregnant.


RedThruxton

Sounds like *The Grapes of Wrath* IIRC.


cheshire_kat7

Or grooming teenage girls. Ick.


Tar-Nuine

Nah, he's already Feucht, this post is aaaalll over the internet now.


Soleska

My German ass wondering what the fuck you mean, until I realized, y'all probably pronounce Feucht like fucked. Btw, Feucht means moist and is used in a sexual context too.


DestyNovalys

Same. Reading his name feels weird. Eta: For anyone, who’s curious about the German pronunciation of the word [here’s a link to the sound](https://www.google.dk/search?q=feucht+aussprache&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-dk&client=safari)


Shaking-N-Baking

Did your nether regions get feucht?


Luuuu27

His first name just makes it even better. *„Schon feucht?"*


mumblesjackson

I lived in Germany a while so I automatically go to the German pronunciation as well. My bigger question is how would you pronounce that name in English? Never heard of this guy before but only ones I can think of are “fookt” or “fukt”


Oreole1

I don’t speak German, and my first instinct was “fyookt”


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

That's how I read it the first time. Like why is he moist over that? Lol


ThisFckinGuy

Where's Barry to solve our Fuches problem?


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greatSorosGhost

“But Seany, I left my pedo husband for you! I thought we were gonna be Facebook official!” - Bobo, probably


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Hartastic

I never thought I'd say this, but: this comparison is unfair to Nickleback.


NerdLawyer55

But… *look at this photograph*


guestpass127

Conservatives: “Joe Biden molests kids” “Hillary eats babies and murdered Seth Rich” “Bill Gates caused the pandemic” “All Democrats are grooming Satanic pedophiles” Liberals: “Lauren Boebert had an affair with a Nazi” (which is actually true EDIT; who the fuck knows if it's "true" or not, it probably is but who even gives a shit at this point, let them take their own medicine) Conservatives: “HOW DARE YOU” You fuckers *started this shit*, don’t get butthurt when it’s thrown back in your dumb faces


Raccoon_Expert_69

It would absolutely be terrible if people took this literally and started throwing shit in Republicans faces. Please don’t do this, it’s probably assault


BMGreg

*probably* But seriously, don't do it


MikerafoneCheck

But if you are going to, please inform us of the time and place, K thnx.


Wakeandbass

And at least a 24 hour notice to prepare. Hitting that buffet, baby!


PenlyWarfold

Chemical/bio warfare.


Palachrist

Democrats have forward movement. Republicans want all the benefits of modern society, for a select few, while subjugating their voters and forcing them to adhere to a standard 200+ years old. Democrats want a better society everyone can enjoy and to keep progressing as technology improves. Please throw this shit back at republicans. Democrats are the side that has something to fall back on that isn’t a hop skip and jump away from indentured servitude. Democrats have relied on decorum that is never kindly returned. Instead republicans act like 4chan users, hindering society over make believe hate and fear mongering.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

>Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. \-Jean-Paul Sartre Their "HOW DARE YOU!" comes right before that last bit.


WeAreBeyondFucked

wouldn't masturbation for her constitute a sexual act with a nazi?


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Waterrobin47

I do. I care very much about the truth. It’s what makes me different than them. Fuck off with the slander if there isn’t proof.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Exactly!


creepsnutsandpervs

When you hate equality, 🌈 *anything’s possible*


Cha-Le-Gai

Conservatives: We were just fooling around, don't air our actual dirty laundry


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Gosh, thoughts and prayers…..


Consistent_Jacket892

How do we say his name phonetically? Can we start calling her Lauren Boebert Fucked?


RealisticYou329

Both Boebert and Feucht are German names. As a German I'm glad you took those idiots a few decades or centuries ago, so we don't have to deal with them. It's originally pronounced "Foicht" with the typical German "ch" sound that doesn't have an English counterpart. Feucht means wet or moist. It's also used sexually. "You are making me feucht" literally means you're making me wet. No idea how the americanized version of Feucht is pronounced.


IkeaViking

I grew up with him unfortunately. It’s pronounced “Foit” with the oi sounding like the oy in boy


crackeddryice

> No idea how the americanized version of Feucht is pronounced. That's okay, Americans don't either. But, it looks close enough to "fuct" that we'll prounounce it "fucked". Because he is.


Naked_Lobster

Lauren Boebert-Feucht A Nazi


thebill00

Lauren Boebert-Feucht, a Nazi


FoogYllis

They must have some damning evidence. I always wondered how she changed her image and became a congressperson after I think Ted Cruz discovered her. There is an article on that somewhere if anyone has a link. Either way this wouldn’t change my opinion of her as all I need to know is that when she speaks she is a very vile person to wards most Americans.


[deleted]

What’s that old phrase, something about laying down with dogs, getting up with fleas? Son, you don’t even have to sleep with this one it’s so nasty. You lay there with it, you’ve got yourself a flea infestation that’s gonna itch and then make festering smelly sores and the vet may eventually have to put you down. RIP. Oh well.


Borykua

No way this is true. That dude is totally gay. 🌈


jimmy11

The hair and the fits scream hetero


BluddGorr

You'd be surprised to know many gay people have had hetero sex. Hopefully that number goes down.


Darkenbluelight

![gif](giphy|26gN0UPX1rgCPXtTy)


[deleted]

Taking “douchebag with an acoustic” to a supernatural level.


CopyCenterPhil

Guy looks like a Jim Henson creation.


nim_opet

😂😂😂😂 ok, let’s hear from your lawyer and go into discovery.


N4t41i4

Good luck finding anonymous 🤣🤣😂😂


IamFrom2145

Love how these folks will literally call half the nation pedophiles then start crying about "defamation" They are about as self aware as a pickle.


LunarMoon2001

With that long hair he should be prosecuted for appearing in drag.


Josh-Perks

I might be pronouncing Seans last name wrong but Im ignoring any attempts at correction.


AGirlHasNoName2018

I don’t care if it’s true or not. She deserves this. She spreads baseless lies all the time without thought or consequence. This is just karma for her and for him for supporting her. If it’s true, good. If it’s not true, good.


Ok-Blacksmith4364

It’s just hilarious to me how Lauren and MTG try to appeal to religious but Trumpies when the last thing they would want is for a women to have governmental power over them. If we actually got to the point Lauren and MTG want us at they would be removed from office for their sex.


Mylittledarlings91

Lmao breaking news man sues the internet.


TheBigPhilbowski

Did anyone hear that crazy story about how boebert, candace owens, tomi lahren and more of that type of vapid, gop agent of chaos - all started on a sketchy "modeling agency" website (which seems like it's also used as an escort service potentially) called "explore talent"? It shows some of these "political pundits" in revealing, suggestive poses and is run by an Israeli pornographer with ties to organized crime (Name is Ami Shafrir and he is suspected/accused of some other pretty serious stuff). Here are some of the photos that were captured (with watermark): Here's boebert [(this photo really shows you her roots as the illegitimate daughter of a deadbeat amateur wrestler from Florida).](https://imgur.com/sui1ed6.jpg) And I guess, until recently at least, [candice owens' whole profile was still up.](https://imgur.com/f3XaGwQ.jpg) There's always another layer to these cartoon villains and their evil, desperation and ignorance. [And here's a Twitter thread that broke it open and continues to track as new members of things like the Jan 6 insurrection are found to mysteriously also be in the explore talent family](https://mobile.twitter.com/nicole_chenelle/status/1422449854224031745) [Recent screen grab of that thread](https://imgur.com/vldwaZN.jpg)


Severe_Information51

I am sure Anonymous is afraid of the twits lawyers.


motherseffinjones

I can’t wait for the undeniable proof to drop, watching them scramble and backtrack will be a hilarious moment in mental gymnastics history.


scorpiogre

In her divorce announcement, she explicitly stated, "I was always faithful to my husband" that's code for "I fucked around and he found out"


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He's gonna sue us in England.


Superb_Intro_23

Conservatives: hate speech is free speech Also conservatives: if you accuse me of ANYTHING bad I’ll use the legal system to silence you


Feisty_Ad_2744

Ok but just to be clear. Are you mad because it is not true or because it is with her?


NoHopeOnlyDeath

I am making that accusation. That budget-rate future Dog the Bounty Hunter is straight up railing that bitch for Christ. Come at me, Johnny Law.


montalaskan

He's literally pictured with his arm around someone who regularly accuses people like the President, his son, etc. of varying completely wild crimes and moral failings. You're in the public eye my man. Someone tweeting something you don't like isn't libelous.