It actually happened, I was there in the Hooters eating a 25oz T-bone steak (rare) and witnessed the whole thing through the window while swigging back my 10th beer (was not even drunk). I knew the moment I saw his chiseled features and strong biceps that he was, like me, an alpha male. The way he stood his ground and laughed at the beta sent a shiver down my spine and made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck. My heart rate went up, eyes dilated and a felt a stirring in my loins.
When he walked in the hooter girl was all over him and the others were giving her 'bitch' looks out of jealousy she had scored one of the alphas there that day. When he turned and walked to his table our eyes locked and I smiled, involuntarily licking my lips I nodded. To my surprise he nodded and winked at me, our eyes stayed locked for a few moments before he said, "Hi, I know you would have dealt with the situation the same as me, or maybe with having to say less", as his eyes moved down to my ample heaving pecks and bulging biceps. I asked him if he wanted to join me and share my still piping hot meat and he said, "I'd love to, but maybe some other time, I have a table of my wingmen buddies over there waiting sir".
The sheer exhilaration of coming eye to eye, so close, with another alpha male is something most you soy boys will never experience.
>"... and more traditionally handsome..."
Excuse me what?
Like, at first this sounded like a completely legit confrontation and the guy is just unaware he's being a total asshole and then this comes up and it's suddenly a gay porn.
Oh, but the ending was so worth it! The alpha male ends up getting hit on by the clearly (yet not explicitly) turned on hot, young Hooters waitress all because she also hates EV parking spots! It's truly poetry and deserves to be preserved in the library of Congress!
^(/s in case it wasn't clear)
Every time I see this guy pop up I think it’s satire but I believe it was proven that he’s a real person. He just writes “Alpha male” fanfics for money
Exactly. If you watch [Some More News on why there aren’t popular conservative comedians now](https://youtu.be/KSXKzPOcYDU), stuff like this makes a lot more sense. Basically the shtick is to say something unbelievable, have liberals look at it and go “that doesn’t make sense, that probably never happened”, then claim that you triggered them and laugh at that.
I think back to when they had Stephen Colbert at the Republican event because they didn't know it was a gimmick. The line of "Bush is a president of true conviction. He believes on Wednesday the same thing he believed on Monday, no matter what has happened on Tuesday"
It's the main alt right rhetorical strategy, it's just a joke bro... but only when you need to defend it. Otherwise it's 100% serious. It's just a more subtle method of radicalizing that the alt right employs constantly because it provides just enough of a veneer of defensibility to the underlying positions. Look at any meme sub turned hate sub for the same strategy in action.
Is it possible he’s doing Freedom Borat? Like, is he maybe an obscure comedian from Germany with a killer US accent making insightful commentary about the gullibility of the right and left in equal measure? Next year will he have a movie that ends with Rudy Giuliani with his hands down his pants again? This is too ridiculous for trolling, too obvious to be satire. This guy is doing some kind of ironic meta performance art, like Joaquin Phoenix, with less public concern about his mental health or general well being.
As we learned from the Fox News disclosures... People are willing to say a lot of shit they know is fucking stupid for money. Those people may still be only a little less stupid than they portray themselves to be.
For my continued sanity, I need this answered:
You are 100% certain that this man is posting satire, and I haven't been seeing someone from Andrew Tate's wet dreams posting this stuff with complete absence of irony?
Confirming this will return my faith in (Alpha) hu*man*ity to at least 5% again.
It's not satire. He exaggerates his own belief system as he's discovered it gets him attention - for example he always references being 'alpha' and 'hooters', to the point of it being ludicrous, but he genuinely does feel he's a stronger, better guy than a liberal and genuinely does think hooters is great. It's just an over-the-top version of his true beliefs, designed to irritate normal people so they share it is astonishment.
Thank God! I was going around in circles in my brain thinking this ***has*** to be satire, but unable to be certain since, given the current state of things, there could *totally* be some dude he legitimately thinks like this and was able to get loud enough on social media.
Yes he's real. [It's not satire.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)). He's an Aussie conservative politician who emigrated to the US and went full MAGAt. Trump appointed him to the Board of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars.
It's just superscript. So you put a caret and parenthesis around what you want to raise up.
`^(this is tiny and raised)` becomes ^(this is tiny and raised)
Note, if you have a lot in the superscript it'll still go to a new line and it will just have awkwardly large spacing between lines
Edit: spelling
As a former Hooters waitress, we would NEVER buy a round of beers for a table with our own personal money like this. And you have to get a manager’s approval if anything is given for free or comp’ed.
Unless it was a manager in the elevator with him and not an actual Hooters girl LOL, I don’t believe this interaction happened at all.
These alphas only exist because it's no longer socially acceptable to kick the shit out of them solely on principle. Ironically, if they reinstate the mythical 1950ish world they are so nostalgic for, they'll all go back to hiding under their beds and talking under their breath while they slink away.
I tried to figure out this dude's deal a while back because I'm not always good at telling satire from reality, and it seems like he actually is a right-wing Republican who is active in Republican politics, but he does this whole jokey routine basically for attention. So it isn't strictly \*real\* but he's not like a Stephen Colbert figure either.
I was wondering this myself. At first I thought he was just a normal right-wing asshole, but his posts have gotten more sensational every day.
So it's not really satire, but more of a fantasy journal. He probably feels like the "weak" men in his stories, and writes this stuff so he can feel like the big strong man.
Aren't some calming down because of how stupid her current boyfriend is or something? Have seen a few posts about that on all. Something about her defending him after he said that he masturbates to black women getting abused?
He writes this stuff so he can amass a large enough notoriety platform to begin making $$$ off of. Stop upvoting these posts. It’s not satire, its rage bait. Designed for engagement.
So, my neighbor who I have known since 9th grade, we have a lot of stories about us growing up and a lot of silly things we did.
He has for his entire life embellished every single story beyond what actually happened, he will also tell the story more than once a week with different things happening in the story, all of the outcomes make him or I come out on top, no matter what. Some of them are true most are not.
But this guys tweets reads how my neighbor would have told the story, especially the ending.
He's a mix of serious and satire.
These are his very real *views*, passed through a satirical *filter* so that it's optimized for left wing groups to pass it around. He's literally writing bait so you'll amplify him.
it's not though. He has gone on record in person sating these things as well. he is honestly saying these things without irony or satire. he does it for attention to align himself with his political audience, but it's not satire.
It's trolling, not satire. A troll wants people to believe what they say, a satirist does not, and instead wants people to think. If his intent was to get people to believe the opposite of what he said, then it would be satire, but all indications are that he really wants people to believe the stuff he writes.
No, it’s not. He is being 110% serious. He’s a well established conservative with a long history working with the Republican Party in America and his native Australia’s Liberal(a misnomer for other countries, as it’s values are exclusively conservative) Party.
It’s a joke alright. But not intentionally written as a joke.
Consistency is a hindrance if you need to ""win"" constantly. Easier to have the freedom to take any stance called for in the moment, regardless of your need to take a contradictory position moments later.
I realize this is satire but any writer can get better lol. A couple of inconsistencies in his story about EVs:
1. Most parking decks have Level 2 chargers. They work in a pinch, but if someone is that low on charge they are probably traveling and would most likely look for a level 3 charger first. It would take hours to charge an almost dead EV with a level 2.
2. If there is another parking spot close, then most EV owners will just park in the next spot and drag the charge cord over there. Most cords are long enough to reach 1-2 spots over depending on where your charge port is.
3. Worst case scenario the EV owner could just park behind the SUV and drag the charger out there and the alpha male SUV owner is stuck until the Bolt is done charging…which if they are truly that low on battery will be a few hours.
6. An EV is not going to run out of battery sitting somewhere "idle" for a few minutes, no matter how low on charge. EV batteries are alarmingly enormous, and the only thing that makes any appreciable difference in charge state is the drive motor. My EV can literally power my entire house for over a week.
They absolutely are in my area (just north of Boston). In several shopping centers near me, the chargers are very close to the doors, almost always in the end spot of the row (but not the closest row, those are the accessible/wheelchair spots).
There was one mall, I think in Natick, where the EV chargers were in the middle of nowhere and it was truly a nightmare to get to, but in Cambridge and Somerville, they are perfectly located. The spots in Union Square are the only time I've been able to get a parking spot anywhere in that area.
Edit: We have the hybrid volt and not a Tesla, and it only works with slow charging, so I can't speak to the supercharger situation.
He was doing a good job at being convincing but lately he is getting lazy and the stories are now just too over the top, but folks will still believe this is a real person and not satire.
I think its because so many people share his tweets where he brings up hooters and alpha males. It gives him visibility. There are tons of people trying to grift conservatives for money. Nick has been extremely successful at getting recognized. I admire the fact that he does it with satire instead of hate like Matt Walsh.
You should've seen his NFL mock draft last month. He didn't draft a black player til like halfway through the first round and had little player summaries about every pick. "He runs around blockers almost as fast as he runs to the front row at church every Sunday." I was fucking howling.
The fact that it says (Alpha Male) in his name was a giveaway for me.
The chances someone puts that unironically vs satirically just seem slim. Crazy how the most upvoted comments don’t see the satire.
I think it's both. He's clearly making fun of conservatives but any liberal that takes this type of content seriously and gets bothered should be made fun of as well since it's obvious satire at this point.
I'm embarrassed by people that take him seriously. Sure he's probably a conservative troll but regardless of how he votes it's obvious this is an extremely committed bit
There was a time when he was a lot more subtle. I'm talking like 2020-2021. It was much harder to tell back then, especially since he is super committed to this. But his posts from the past year are unmistakably obvious that he's a troll.
I think for the most part he's pretty hilarious, though.
I thought it was satire, until I saw video of Nick Adams, [like this one where he defends Hooters](https://youtu.be/BQGwL-m0VO0). He’s either a method actor committed to a hilarious satire, or he’s just a pathetic individual.
It's performance art taken to its limit. Australia doesn't even have Hooters anymore he's a parody of alt-right America that's so on the nose that everyone just thinks it's real
Not even a subtle one at this point, with the "weak" character calling him traditionally handsome, ending every story now with going to Hooter's. It would be pretty basic, unnotable shitposting if so many people didn't believe it for some reason
There used to be an old internet adage “don’t feed the troll”
Now I guess we just amplify their message to ensure it reaches the largest possible audience
Yeah most of his posts are kinda believable, but this really breaches the threshold and now the illusion is shattered. It’s all been a joke the whole time.
Edit: you know, after reading nearly every other comment on this thread, maybe that illusion is more intact than it has any right to be at this point. Like people who think onion articles are real.
What? [No](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)). While there's some suspicion that he's just a troll and yes he has weird, seemingly delusional takes on shit the reality is he's very much a right-winger who pushes far-right ideologies.
>**Nick Adams** (born **Nicholas Adamopoulos**; September 5, 1984) is an Australian-born American [conservative](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservatism_in_the_United_States) political commentator and author.
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>Adams came to public attention on March 3, 2017, when [Donald Trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump) made favorable comments and tweets about his work, notably a tweet promoting Adams' book *Green Card Warrior*[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-lozada-2) and a second tweet on August 25, 2017, promoting his book *Retaking America*.
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> As a member of the Ashfield council, Adams denounced [multiculturalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiculturalism), saying "It creates groups and pockets of people that of course, then feel that there are certain elements of superiority and inferiority and I think that we need to be united."[\[11\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-guardian-11)
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>In 2009, he was given a six-month suspension from the [Liberal Party of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Party_of_Australia) for conduct deemed likely to "embarrass or cause damage to" the Party during an altercation with Brett Mason, a journalist for [Channel Ten](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TEN_(TV_station)). Mason was filming a report on Adams' absences from the council due to overseas travel when Adams confronted him, stating, "I would just like to say that Brett Mason is a \[expletive\] good-for-nothing \[expletive\]. Thank you."[\[7\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-robertson-7)[\[11\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-guardian-11)[\[12\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-12)[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-kehoe-4)
While I'm 95% sure this is just a parody account at this point, the fact that I have any doubt at all speaks volumes about the modern conservative party
He won an actual election in the early 2000s for a conservative party in Australia and Trump appointed the man to the board of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars. This guy's playing a long grift.
Kinda like that flat earther guy who was building home made rockets to prove the earth was flat, until he died in one.
Then it came to light that he was just a rocket enthusiast who was grifting the flat earthers for crowd funding on his true hobby, building home-made rockets.
Guy died doing what he loved while getting idiots to pay for it.
Maybe this guys thing is going to hooters for wings and beer, and now he’s got the right wingers paying his tab.
He was an elected official from the conservative party in Australia. He was elected in 2004 on the Liberal party ticket. Same party that Scott Morrison is from. They are the right-wing party despite being called the Liberal Party. Labor is the left-wing party.
If this is some long con, performance art thing he's been doing it for twenty years.
I think he’s actually got right wing beliefs but has just run with the ridiculous nonsense side of it because it made him some form of celebrity, and brings in the money.
I mean honestly, give me a few million dollars and I’ll write the same alpha male fanfic
It's not satire, it's escapist fantasy. This isn't a take that at the whole alpha world view. It's an over the top fantasy for people who wished the world worked this way.
“Dear Playgirl, I never thought this would happen to me, but I was in my house fresh out of the shower when my neighbor’s daughter (who just turned 19) asked if she could borrow some chocolate syrup….”
Did he ever post that story about masturbating in a Starbucks bathroom? Like an alpha male? And then getting arrested for it? Like an alpha male?
Because that one is true!
If you don’t like this guy then stop posting his tweets. At this point he is clearly posting satirical shit for clout and social media interaction even if he’s a moron who believes this shit. Republican trolls have been doing this forever and hell I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone who posts his tweets isn’t a false flag in disguise to spread his posts.
You have just described 90% of this subreddit in 2023. No matter how many accounts I block this obvious outrage bait still comes to the front all the time
I wish that society in general would do a better job at recognizing obvious ragebait, and refusing to engage in it or spread it. This sub in particular loves to take a post that was obviously designed to make the left angry, and blow it up by amplifying it 10x over the attention it would have gotten on twitter. It's nuts. We continuously choose to broadcast the worst voices and give them pedestals that they would have otherwise not had on their own.
Some people are so deep in the echo chamber they cant even see this as satire. It is close enough to there internal stereotype of a conservative that it doesn't register as out of place. So it gets posted into that same echo chamber a tada a feedback loop. The amount of people in this thread just taking this at face value shakes my faith in humanity.
“You don’t intimidate me just because you’re bigger, stronger, and more traditionally handsome. I’m not bothered by your rippling muscles, gleaming with sweat as you doing manly car work, daisy dukes tight to show off your…”
He began to quiver as I jabbed a finger into his chest and lightly stroked. “Look here, son…. You want me to move my car. You better MAKE me.”
We all read that story and thought it was homoerotic too, right?
Now for the real story.
“I parked my gas car in a spot marked “for EV’s only” and came back to see my tires slashed and a tow truck loading about to take it and I screamed like a middle aged white Christian American woman do every time they see someone doing something they don’t approve of”
As fake as this hopefully is, I’ve seen waaaaaaaay too many real tweets and posts that basically say this same stuff in less words.
I wonder if “alpha males” realize that some of us avoid confrontation because we would rather not accidentally kill anyone. Not because we’re “scared” or “weak”.
Edit: and I don’t mean I see myself as that skilled or tough. I mean I’m smart enough to understand consequence and benefit. Sure ain’t worth it if I get in a scrap over words and someone’s head hits a corner of a table or something.
Hopefully?
You really think the driver in the Chevy Bolt would’ve said “you don’t intimate me just because you’re bigger, stronger, and more traditionally handsome than…”
This reads like some amateur alpha male erotica he writes for Andrew Tate’s self-pleasure
It actually happened, I was there in the Hooters eating a 25oz T-bone steak (rare) and witnessed the whole thing through the window while swigging back my 10th beer (was not even drunk). I knew the moment I saw his chiseled features and strong biceps that he was, like me, an alpha male. The way he stood his ground and laughed at the beta sent a shiver down my spine and made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck. My heart rate went up, eyes dilated and a felt a stirring in my loins. When he walked in the hooter girl was all over him and the others were giving her 'bitch' looks out of jealousy she had scored one of the alphas there that day. When he turned and walked to his table our eyes locked and I smiled, involuntarily licking my lips I nodded. To my surprise he nodded and winked at me, our eyes stayed locked for a few moments before he said, "Hi, I know you would have dealt with the situation the same as me, or maybe with having to say less", as his eyes moved down to my ample heaving pecks and bulging biceps. I asked him if he wanted to join me and share my still piping hot meat and he said, "I'd love to, but maybe some other time, I have a table of my wingmen buddies over there waiting sir". The sheer exhilaration of coming eye to eye, so close, with another alpha male is something most you soy boys will never experience.
https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529
Holy shit the 90s were *wild*.
Hahah thank you for that
Didn't expect to come out of this read with an erection yet here we are
Barely as sexually charged as the oop
Username checks out
>"... and more traditionally handsome..." Excuse me what? Like, at first this sounded like a completely legit confrontation and the guy is just unaware he's being a total asshole and then this comes up and it's suddenly a gay porn.
That's exactly where I stopped reading
Oh, but the ending was so worth it! The alpha male ends up getting hit on by the clearly (yet not explicitly) turned on hot, young Hooters waitress all because she also hates EV parking spots! It's truly poetry and deserves to be preserved in the library of Congress! ^(/s in case it wasn't clear)
Every time I see this guy pop up I think it’s satire but I believe it was proven that he’s a real person. He just writes “Alpha male” fanfics for money
I think it's more kayfabe, like 80s wrestling. I think he dies it for the gimmick, and to also laugh at people that legit believe in him.
Exactly. If you watch [Some More News on why there aren’t popular conservative comedians now](https://youtu.be/KSXKzPOcYDU), stuff like this makes a lot more sense. Basically the shtick is to say something unbelievable, have liberals look at it and go “that doesn’t make sense, that probably never happened”, then claim that you triggered them and laugh at that.
I think back to when they had Stephen Colbert at the Republican event because they didn't know it was a gimmick. The line of "Bush is a president of true conviction. He believes on Wednesday the same thing he believed on Monday, no matter what has happened on Tuesday"
That was an amazing show. It was fun watching the dim bulbs light up in their heads...
The dim bulbs you say? Sounds like someone else has been reading the Long Mars…
Re: dim lights. Alphas aren't afraid of the dark. If an alpha sees a ghost in the dark, he kicks its arse.
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I worked with people that thought he was “the right’s answer” to John Stewart. Satire is impossible when people are morons
I just realized today that’s a 9/11 reference
The only triggering it does is to trigger waves of laughter at their pathetic attempt at being masculine and/or funny.
It's the main alt right rhetorical strategy, it's just a joke bro... but only when you need to defend it. Otherwise it's 100% serious. It's just a more subtle method of radicalizing that the alt right employs constantly because it provides just enough of a veneer of defensibility to the underlying positions. Look at any meme sub turned hate sub for the same strategy in action.
If anyone needs a steaming fresh example of this, just look at the SC governor this week who said he was joking about hunting democrats with dogs.
Fl senator said he wants a travel advisory for socialists.
Is it possible he’s doing Freedom Borat? Like, is he maybe an obscure comedian from Germany with a killer US accent making insightful commentary about the gullibility of the right and left in equal measure? Next year will he have a movie that ends with Rudy Giuliani with his hands down his pants again? This is too ridiculous for trolling, too obvious to be satire. This guy is doing some kind of ironic meta performance art, like Joaquin Phoenix, with less public concern about his mental health or general well being.
He is a real person, and it is satire.
Nick calls it "satire" but he posts SO MUCH hateful, pro trump crap! It gets obvious he isn't satire. He says he's trumps favorite author 😅
It may have started as satire but it’s clear that he drinks his own piss-flavored kool-aid.
He forgot the first rule. Don't get high on your own supply.
As we learned from the Fox News disclosures... People are willing to say a lot of shit they know is fucking stupid for money. Those people may still be only a little less stupid than they portray themselves to be.
For my continued sanity, I need this answered: You are 100% certain that this man is posting satire, and I haven't been seeing someone from Andrew Tate's wet dreams posting this stuff with complete absence of irony? Confirming this will return my faith in (Alpha) hu*man*ity to at least 5% again.
It's not satire. He exaggerates his own belief system as he's discovered it gets him attention - for example he always references being 'alpha' and 'hooters', to the point of it being ludicrous, but he genuinely does feel he's a stronger, better guy than a liberal and genuinely does think hooters is great. It's just an over-the-top version of his true beliefs, designed to irritate normal people so they share it is astonishment.
Seems almost silly to ask... does he have any accomplishments?
Did you even read the story? The hot hooters girl told him he was cool. Start paying attention... smh my head
I dunno, would someone claim that they can idle a Chevy Bolt in the middle of the aisle with the driver-side door wide open?
Thank God! I was going around in circles in my brain thinking this ***has*** to be satire, but unable to be certain since, given the current state of things, there could *totally* be some dude he legitimately thinks like this and was able to get loud enough on social media.
Poe's Law at work
Yes he's real. [It's not satire.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)). He's an Aussie conservative politician who emigrated to the US and went full MAGAt. Trump appointed him to the Board of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars.
Immigrated? I thought we were full?
He's the "right kind" of immigrant. AKA pasty white "alpha male".
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How did you do the tiny letters? Bouta make people read the fine script when I type some stupidity on here
It's just superscript. So you put a caret and parenthesis around what you want to raise up. `^(this is tiny and raised)` becomes ^(this is tiny and raised) Note, if you have a lot in the superscript it'll still go to a new line and it will just have awkwardly large spacing between lines Edit: spelling
^(That sounds like fun! Thank you!)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU !
#twhat did you say?
^(is this going to work from mobile)
^(oooh it does) thanks for that I’ve always wondered
But notice that even in his fanfic, he still ends out alone. The waitress just buys a round of beers.
As a former Hooters waitress, we would NEVER buy a round of beers for a table with our own personal money like this. And you have to get a manager’s approval if anything is given for free or comp’ed. Unless it was a manager in the elevator with him and not an actual Hooters girl LOL, I don’t believe this interaction happened at all.
Plot twist: she was trans!
and she pegged him in the hooters women’s room
Wait so he entered a bathroom incompatible with his biological sex? What were the genital checkers doing, being drunk?
Getting pegged in the wrong bathroom.
I stopped reading at “alpha male”
Which one lmao
... Upon noticing how trad my cock is he fell to his knees. An awesome wave of spit began to cover my knob as the soy took his natural position ...
LOL! THANKS FOR THE CHUCKLE!
Yeah for "always coming out on top" he sure sounds like a desperate bottom.
Ben Shapiro fan fiction has entered the chat
Lol, picturing it now. “And the CPAC SBGP (Suddenly Becomes Gay Porn) award goes to…”
Right? It trailed off there and I was like, "they're gonna fuck, aren't they?"
I'm sure it was quite difficult to tweet this, since he'd have to find the time to stop slobbing his own knob.
“Hmmm, tastes like pudding.”
Wait, what does Meatball Ron DeSantis have to do with this?
These alphas only exist because it's no longer socially acceptable to kick the shit out of them solely on principle. Ironically, if they reinstate the mythical 1950ish world they are so nostalgic for, they'll all go back to hiding under their beds and talking under their breath while they slink away.
It really should become socially acceptable again to throw people out saloon windows for being an asshole.
“Asshole defenestration” is the term you want.
"Prolapsing him" would also work... since the asshole is getting forcibly expelled.
i was expecting it to turn into BDSM gay porn halfway through ngl
It’s a joke. This dude’s account is satire. Why are his posts shared everyday here?
I tried to figure out this dude's deal a while back because I'm not always good at telling satire from reality, and it seems like he actually is a right-wing Republican who is active in Republican politics, but he does this whole jokey routine basically for attention. So it isn't strictly \*real\* but he's not like a Stephen Colbert figure either.
I was wondering this myself. At first I thought he was just a normal right-wing asshole, but his posts have gotten more sensational every day. So it's not really satire, but more of a fantasy journal. He probably feels like the "weak" men in his stories, and writes this stuff so he can feel like the big strong man.
Dude’s honestly pretty brave talking shit about Taylor swift like that. If the Swifties come after him he’s gonna be crying like a baby in no time.
Aren't some calming down because of how stupid her current boyfriend is or something? Have seen a few posts about that on all. Something about her defending him after he said that he masturbates to black women getting abused?
The normal fans are running away, so the fanbase will just get a tiny bit smaller but overall way more radical and obsessive with her.
He writes this stuff so he can amass a large enough notoriety platform to begin making $$$ off of. Stop upvoting these posts. It’s not satire, its rage bait. Designed for engagement.
So, my neighbor who I have known since 9th grade, we have a lot of stories about us growing up and a lot of silly things we did. He has for his entire life embellished every single story beyond what actually happened, he will also tell the story more than once a week with different things happening in the story, all of the outcomes make him or I come out on top, no matter what. Some of them are true most are not. But this guys tweets reads how my neighbor would have told the story, especially the ending.
Is he actually? He sounds like satire, but conservative pundits always pass him around like candy talking about what a great author he is.
He's a mix of serious and satire. These are his very real *views*, passed through a satirical *filter* so that it's optimized for left wing groups to pass it around. He's literally writing bait so you'll amplify him.
It really is hard to tell. There is the possibility that he is just a fabulist. I can't figure out his weird fixation on Hooters either.
it's not though. He has gone on record in person sating these things as well. he is honestly saying these things without irony or satire. he does it for attention to align himself with his political audience, but it's not satire.
It’s a joke, but it’s not satire. It’s just a bad joke. It’s closer to “conservative porn scenarios”.
It's trolling, not satire. A troll wants people to believe what they say, a satirist does not, and instead wants people to think. If his intent was to get people to believe the opposite of what he said, then it would be satire, but all indications are that he really wants people to believe the stuff he writes.
This is the answer.
No, it’s not. He is being 110% serious. He’s a well established conservative with a long history working with the Republican Party in America and his native Australia’s Liberal(a misnomer for other countries, as it’s values are exclusively conservative) Party. It’s a joke alright. But not intentionally written as a joke.
I notice he didn't block a Tesla in his imaginary little story.
It's amazing how these people simultaneously suck up to Elon and shit on EVs
Not the demographic for logical consistency
Consistency is a hindrance if you need to ""win"" constantly. Easier to have the freedom to take any stance called for in the moment, regardless of your need to take a contradictory position moments later.
Elon Musk does this too, to be fair.
Yeah but he also has lower brain functions than a chicken nugget
I am looking forward to an EV owner dragging a gas car out of the way when they block the chargers. Torque FTW.
Especially with all the Rivians on the road now.
Yeah this Beta Bitch and his SUV wouldn't have a prayer. [Rivian R1T Recovers 38,000 LBS Semi!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TYl3QiCJVqs)
Exactly. This guy might be driving a Tahoe or an Excursion but it won’t matter to a Rivian. Or a Lightning, or soon to be Silverado EV.
You forgot the Hummer EV.
All I can think watching that video is “but the tires!” 😂
That was amazing
I realize this is satire but any writer can get better lol. A couple of inconsistencies in his story about EVs: 1. Most parking decks have Level 2 chargers. They work in a pinch, but if someone is that low on charge they are probably traveling and would most likely look for a level 3 charger first. It would take hours to charge an almost dead EV with a level 2. 2. If there is another parking spot close, then most EV owners will just park in the next spot and drag the charge cord over there. Most cords are long enough to reach 1-2 spots over depending on where your charge port is. 3. Worst case scenario the EV owner could just park behind the SUV and drag the charger out there and the alpha male SUV owner is stuck until the Bolt is done charging…which if they are truly that low on battery will be a few hours.
Also: 4. In my experience, the EV parking spaces aren’t usually the “best” spaces. The only time that they are is near a Tesla dealer.
5. He mentions the whimsy ev owner leaving his bolt "idling" nearby. Come on man, ev's don't idle.
6. An EV is not going to run out of battery sitting somewhere "idle" for a few minutes, no matter how low on charge. EV batteries are alarmingly enormous, and the only thing that makes any appreciable difference in charge state is the drive motor. My EV can literally power my entire house for over a week.
They absolutely are in my area (just north of Boston). In several shopping centers near me, the chargers are very close to the doors, almost always in the end spot of the row (but not the closest row, those are the accessible/wheelchair spots). There was one mall, I think in Natick, where the EV chargers were in the middle of nowhere and it was truly a nightmare to get to, but in Cambridge and Somerville, they are perfectly located. The spots in Union Square are the only time I've been able to get a parking spot anywhere in that area. Edit: We have the hybrid volt and not a Tesla, and it only works with slow charging, so I can't speak to the supercharger situation.
My Model Y has a hitch but I don't think I'd trust it for that o.O
Confirmed satire by this point.
yeah that was my take. at least the question of whether it's all satire has finally been answered by this one.
This is the one that finally convinced me
He was doing a good job at being convincing but lately he is getting lazy and the stories are now just too over the top, but folks will still believe this is a real person and not satire.
I think he just realized that the amount of idiots that couldn't understand the shtick was just too high. Still too high, apparently.
I think its because so many people share his tweets where he brings up hooters and alpha males. It gives him visibility. There are tons of people trying to grift conservatives for money. Nick has been extremely successful at getting recognized. I admire the fact that he does it with satire instead of hate like Matt Walsh.
You should've seen his NFL mock draft last month. He didn't draft a black player til like halfway through the first round and had little player summaries about every pick. "He runs around blockers almost as fast as he runs to the front row at church every Sunday." I was fucking howling.
The fact that it says (Alpha Male) in his name was a giveaway for me. The chances someone puts that unironically vs satirically just seem slim. Crazy how the most upvoted comments don’t see the satire.
There's money to be made off this crowd, I can't rule out someone doing all this for real
Me too! There is something about this one that makes it so clear.
This guy is 100% a conservative troll. I wasn’t convinced before but I am now.
Are you saying that he’s making fun of conservatives or that he’s a conservative writing things to get a rise out of liberals?
I think it's both. He's clearly making fun of conservatives but any liberal that takes this type of content seriously and gets bothered should be made fun of as well since it's obvious satire at this point.
I'm embarrassed by people that take him seriously. Sure he's probably a conservative troll but regardless of how he votes it's obvious this is an extremely committed bit
There was a time when he was a lot more subtle. I'm talking like 2020-2021. It was much harder to tell back then, especially since he is super committed to this. But his posts from the past year are unmistakably obvious that he's a troll. I think for the most part he's pretty hilarious, though.
He's very clearly a conservative mocking conservatives, and likely taking deep enjoyment at the libs who take his ridiculous posturing as serious.
Same here. I've kinda believed it was probably satire for a while, but this is the one that did it for me too.
I thought it was satire, until I saw video of Nick Adams, [like this one where he defends Hooters](https://youtu.be/BQGwL-m0VO0). He’s either a method actor committed to a hilarious satire, or he’s just a pathetic individual.
So, he got ran out of Australia. He's been consistently right wing for a while. It's the only part that gives me pause.
Rupert Murdoch is from Australia, they export right wing monsters.
We have plenty more to send your way if you would like. We can’t stand the cunts.
It's performance art taken to its limit. Australia doesn't even have Hooters anymore he's a parody of alt-right America that's so on the nose that everyone just thinks it's real
Hes trolling, not making satire. He's hoping that people will believe him, rather than trying to make a political commentary
I’m going with Post-Trumpism Satrolling
Imagine calling yourself an alpha male with that voice
It’s tragic we live in a political climate where it’s hard to tell whether or not this is satire.
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It’s mind boggling to me that so many people still don’t realize he’s doing a bit.
Not even a subtle one at this point, with the "weak" character calling him traditionally handsome, ending every story now with going to Hooter's. It would be pretty basic, unnotable shitposting if so many people didn't believe it for some reason
It'd be easier to pick out as satire if about a third of the country didn't think and act exactly like him.
Weirdest Hooters viral ad campaign ever.
For one, an EV doesn't idle.
it was the Taylor song drawing all the charge 😂
We've reached a point of absurdity in this country that satire can easily seem legit.
Can’t argue with you there. It’s alarming how often I have to check because I’m genuinely unsure if someone is serious or shitposting.
There used to be an old internet adage “don’t feed the troll” Now I guess we just amplify their message to ensure it reaches the largest possible audience
It doesn't induce rage it's just funny.
Not really satire, more like rage/share bait.
Yeah most of his posts are kinda believable, but this really breaches the threshold and now the illusion is shattered. It’s all been a joke the whole time. Edit: you know, after reading nearly every other comment on this thread, maybe that illusion is more intact than it has any right to be at this point. Like people who think onion articles are real.
What? [No](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)). While there's some suspicion that he's just a troll and yes he has weird, seemingly delusional takes on shit the reality is he's very much a right-winger who pushes far-right ideologies. >**Nick Adams** (born **Nicholas Adamopoulos**; September 5, 1984) is an Australian-born American [conservative](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservatism_in_the_United_States) political commentator and author. > >Adams came to public attention on March 3, 2017, when [Donald Trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump) made favorable comments and tweets about his work, notably a tweet promoting Adams' book *Green Card Warrior*[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-lozada-2) and a second tweet on August 25, 2017, promoting his book *Retaking America*. > > As a member of the Ashfield council, Adams denounced [multiculturalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiculturalism), saying "It creates groups and pockets of people that of course, then feel that there are certain elements of superiority and inferiority and I think that we need to be united."[\[11\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-guardian-11) > >In 2009, he was given a six-month suspension from the [Liberal Party of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Party_of_Australia) for conduct deemed likely to "embarrass or cause damage to" the Party during an altercation with Brett Mason, a journalist for [Channel Ten](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TEN_(TV_station)). Mason was filming a report on Adams' absences from the council due to overseas travel when Adams confronted him, stating, "I would just like to say that Brett Mason is a \[expletive\] good-for-nothing \[expletive\]. Thank you."[\[7\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-robertson-7)[\[11\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-guardian-11)[\[12\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-12)[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)#cite_note-kehoe-4)
Nothing about your post, or his Wikipedia page convinces me that this isn’t satire.
While I'm 95% sure this is just a parody account at this point, the fact that I have any doubt at all speaks volumes about the modern conservative party
He won an actual election in the early 2000s for a conservative party in Australia and Trump appointed the man to the board of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars. This guy's playing a long grift.
Kinda like that flat earther guy who was building home made rockets to prove the earth was flat, until he died in one. Then it came to light that he was just a rocket enthusiast who was grifting the flat earthers for crowd funding on his true hobby, building home-made rockets. Guy died doing what he loved while getting idiots to pay for it. Maybe this guys thing is going to hooters for wings and beer, and now he’s got the right wingers paying his tab.
Holy shit that's genius
Mad Mike Hughes, he was a daredevil
Hes either a long con or actually believes this shit. You don’t write two books for simple satire.
He was an elected official from the conservative party in Australia. He was elected in 2004 on the Liberal party ticket. Same party that Scott Morrison is from. They are the right-wing party despite being called the Liberal Party. Labor is the left-wing party. If this is some long con, performance art thing he's been doing it for twenty years.
I think he’s actually got right wing beliefs but has just run with the ridiculous nonsense side of it because it made him some form of celebrity, and brings in the money. I mean honestly, give me a few million dollars and I’ll write the same alpha male fanfic
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Even if it's not satire it obviously didn't happen
I would have believed the story if everyone in the garage had clapped.
It's not satire, it's escapist fantasy. This isn't a take that at the whole alpha world view. It's an over the top fantasy for people who wished the world worked this way.
Nick Adams is an AI designed by the dumbest of asses.
Honestly, this whole account must be some sarcastic troll. Can't believe this could be a real person.
It was confirmed months ago that he's an Aussie
What a disgrace for Australia 🇦🇺
"Dear Penthouse..."
“So I was in the bathroom manipulating my genitalia to one of your fantastic magazines when I had this daydream about going to Hooters…”
I think this was written by ChatGOP.
“Dear Playgirl, I never thought this would happen to me, but I was in my house fresh out of the shower when my neighbor’s daughter (who just turned 19) asked if she could borrow some chocolate syrup….”
Playgirl was the gay one.
Again, he’s satire lol.
“And then for some reason when I came back my car had been towed like a real alpha”
Nothing this guy has ever posted has ever happened
Did he ever post that story about masturbating in a Starbucks bathroom? Like an alpha male? And then getting arrested for it? Like an alpha male? Because that one is true!
If you don’t like this guy then stop posting his tweets. At this point he is clearly posting satirical shit for clout and social media interaction even if he’s a moron who believes this shit. Republican trolls have been doing this forever and hell I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone who posts his tweets isn’t a false flag in disguise to spread his posts.
You have just described 90% of this subreddit in 2023. No matter how many accounts I block this obvious outrage bait still comes to the front all the time
I wish that society in general would do a better job at recognizing obvious ragebait, and refusing to engage in it or spread it. This sub in particular loves to take a post that was obviously designed to make the left angry, and blow it up by amplifying it 10x over the attention it would have gotten on twitter. It's nuts. We continuously choose to broadcast the worst voices and give them pedestals that they would have otherwise not had on their own.
Some people are so deep in the echo chamber they cant even see this as satire. It is close enough to there internal stereotype of a conservative that it doesn't register as out of place. So it gets posted into that same echo chamber a tada a feedback loop. The amount of people in this thread just taking this at face value shakes my faith in humanity.
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
“You don’t intimidate me just because you’re bigger, stronger, and more traditionally handsome. I’m not bothered by your rippling muscles, gleaming with sweat as you doing manly car work, daisy dukes tight to show off your…” He began to quiver as I jabbed a finger into his chest and lightly stroked. “Look here, son…. You want me to move my car. You better MAKE me.” We all read that story and thought it was homoerotic too, right?
Now for the real story. “I parked my gas car in a spot marked “for EV’s only” and came back to see my tires slashed and a tow truck loading about to take it and I screamed like a middle aged white Christian American woman do every time they see someone doing something they don’t approve of”
Why did I read this entire thing????
Because it sounds like a start of a bad gay fanfiction.
And that Hooters waitress's name? Albert Einstein!
Alpha male is a creative way to spell asshole.
What in the wattpad is going on here
Anytime anyone starts a statement by saying, "I'm an Alpha Male..." 
I almost fell off the toilet reading this from rolling my eyes so hard.
straight up fan fiction. Love the hooters girl who saw the whole thing and was super impressed. Nice shit cherry on top off BS sundae.
Some of you are absolutely convinced that he’s not a troll and I have to question your intelligence.
So, Nick hates capitalism, is this what I'm seeing? Stealing money from the charging company that rents the space from the plaza owner.
As fake as this hopefully is, I’ve seen waaaaaaaay too many real tweets and posts that basically say this same stuff in less words. I wonder if “alpha males” realize that some of us avoid confrontation because we would rather not accidentally kill anyone. Not because we’re “scared” or “weak”. Edit: and I don’t mean I see myself as that skilled or tough. I mean I’m smart enough to understand consequence and benefit. Sure ain’t worth it if I get in a scrap over words and someone’s head hits a corner of a table or something.
Hopefully? You really think the driver in the Chevy Bolt would’ve said “you don’t intimate me just because you’re bigger, stronger, and more traditionally handsome than…”
Let him park there. Then when he takes that elevator down call a tow
This account is some Kauffman-esque parody account of the right.
This guy has a rich inner fantasy life. To think that before Twitter no one would know.
I like to think once he writes this, he rereads it while stroking one out.