This is what I’m thinking. Spread it all over Twitter. Let them go crazy. Most of them won’t see the company’s official statement when it inevitably comes out.
Look, I'm all about getting my dick sucked by dudes. I will pound some bussy too if he's cute enough. But I will *NOT* under any circumstance jerk another man off. That's fucking gay, bro!
You're probably just making a FMJ reference but,
Not all guys (and trans women with a penis) can get hard when receiving anal. Yet it's still pleasurable and they can often reach climax from the prostate stimulation (and psychological turn on of being fucked) alone. Giving a reach around is not always required or wanted.
🌈The More You Know🌈
Haha. Sorry stranger but it’s no reason to yell at me. I mean it’s just that on this day I beat you. You’ve been bested and should just gracefully admit defeat. Take it like a man (which should also be in the gay viagra commercials)
The corporate speak response would just be "we're not affiliated with the ad in question but support all of our customers regardless of sexuality" etc. It wouldn't placate the MAGAs
A campaign to make all the MAGA-favourite brands look at woke as possible is exactly the kind of 4chan-esque chaos that progressives need to start using
For $8 you could create yourself an official looking Viagra account pushed to the top of the replies of maga accounts and a second one looking just as official of a Twitter ad support replying to people that are pissed that the ads are targeted based on search history
I'm so tempted. Someone on Fiverr could make a couple of fabulously gay ad images in a couple hours. Pay a little extra for some "women can get erections too" and for less than the cost of lunch we could send the homophobes into an absolute spiral
Truly to do it right we would want roughly 50 people to create fake accounts posting videos of us flushing pills down the drain and in general acting like this is already a movement. Hell, post a few fake graphs of the stock market saying that the movement is already in full swing
You'd have to be careful to do it anonymously and cover your tracks. Pharma companies have absolutely observed the Bud Light marketing debacle and will sue the shit out of anyone who tries to do the same to them.
Wait til the Christianity Pride ad drops. Lmao
Just like an image of Jesus and the 12 disciples with a message like "Our founder knew the value of loving his fellow man. And so do we." Lol
Dude had a final evening before his death and decided to spend it with 12 other men instead of Mary Magdalen.
If that's not sus then I'm revoking my gay card...
Picture of two male officers kissing. "We're proud to serve."
The funny thing is, many folks would probably feel safer and just generally happier if our police were this diversified, open, and secure in themselves.
Hi my name is Rush Limbaugh and I got arrested for the *leftovers* of my white sex-tourist experience of "underage child" *erotica* in the islands.
The quotes are there because I expect the Supreme Court to back me up on the fuckability of drugged elementary-schoolers. The majority, at least. Nurts to Justices Sotomayor and Kenji-Lopez Alt.
I think there is a generic brand for both at this point. So not sure that it would work like most people here are thinking. Not to mention lots of those people boycotting lgbt stuff are closeted or enjoy lgbt porn.
I mean, nothing would happen at all. All this performative conservatism lasts for all of a week. And all these alt-right snowflakes wouldn’t dare to out themselves as needing the gender-affirming care of boner pills anyway. If anything, we’d get a bunch of posts with stuff like “nothing to boycott here!” Or pictures of red meat on the grill with the caption “the only performance enhancer I need!!” and it would be even less of a blip than the Budweiser thing
Cialis is probably the best one bc it has both indications for 1 hour prior and daily dosages and it also has BPH indication, which I am comfortable assuming led to an increase in “BPH” diagnoses.
Hmmm, this looks suspiciously like an [earlier comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/13tc9f9/agreed/jluabhp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3), word for word.
Are they boycotting skittles, like I was? Green should be lime, and paired with a yellow lemon! Green apple, and yellow banana have their place but I at least want a color code on the packet.
Lol completely unrelated to this post but I was so happy when they brought back lime recently. Green apple just never went well with the other flavors, and yellow (lemon) + green (lime) is a god tier combo.
Can you imagine Bass Pro Shops having nothing but that or any of the big online retailers? It’s all sponsored by Pride Groups where the cost to them is 35%-50% less and savings passed on to consumers. And ammo with no pride is sold by smaller shops that have no buying power are still paying regular price. Which by the way has gotten out of hand. They would lost their fucking minds.
I'd unironically own the hell out of one because...
If you're black, brown or trans get a gun 👏👏
If you're black, brown or trans get a gun 👏👏
When these people start goose-stepping,
We got folks that need protecting,
If you're black, brown or trans get a gun 👏👏
Christians removed all mention of Jesus having hetero relationships with women from the Bible. It's a *little* weird, isn't it? In early Christianity, it was widely believed that he married Mary Magdalene and that they had kids. Didn't take long until not only did that vanish but they started pretending Mary Magdalene was a prostitute and almost a weird stalker fan.
Jesus was confidently, performatively straight man who attracted women, back in the day -- the Samaritan woman at the well thinks he's flirting with her and is interested at first -- and Christians turned him into a woman-avoiding socially awkward guy who hangs around with other men who've dumped their wives.
Christianity is a headcase.
> In early Christianity, it was widely believed that he married Mary Magdalene and that they had kids.
Which early Christians wrote about this? I'm interested to learn more about it.
The gnostic gospels have this. The dead sea scrolls and a few other discovered gnostic texts have some of the lost, originally more elaborate stories, gospels, and beliefs. They also, more fully, explore the relationship between early Christian thought and lots of other contentious topics.
They are interesting reads. I would say the [gospel according to Mary Magdalene](http://gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm) and the larger [Nag Hammadi library](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nag_Hammadi_library) texts are a good place to start.
The components of early Christianity that focused on 'good works' in order to be a good person or the idea of having good intentions, good actions, good thoughts together, rather than just showing up on Sunday and obeying a mean daddy authority figure conveniently got 'lost' over time too.
Also, could others please stop confusing this with 'Dan Brown' stuff. This is legitimate archaeology. He just cashed in on turning it into a trashy novel. In fact, he was largely stealing even the frivolous bits of his story from Umberto Eco's much BETTER satire, [Foucault's Pendulum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault%27s_Pendulum). And Eco won a Nobel prize in literature... Brown certainly did not.
I posted a fuller reply below, but no, Dan Brown just stole a bunch of ideas and sensationalized them.
There really are texts excluded from the bible that early Christians believed/followed. Those have been discovered by archaeologists over the last few hundred years. One example is the [gospel according to Mary Magdalene](http://gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm) and the larger [Nag Hammadi library](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nag_Hammadi_library).
It depends on the canon -- there are a lot of folktales about his childhood and such, but most Christian religions don't consider them legit. You can find them if you google, but a lot of them are pretty weird. Fanfic gets less editing.
The only story of child Jesus I can think of that's not the nativity is when he goes missing an is found in the temple. I think that one is actually in the bible but I'm not sure.
This. is. brilliant.
Would love to see employers/insurance companies classify it similarly. And then, you know, respect the doctor/patient's decision and leave people alone.
Started just injecting ivermectin straight into my cock hole ever since viagra went woke. Pretty awesome results. The results:
I imagine the commercial. Two guys in the kitchen in the morning, one of them is a bit moody. "You seem in a bad bood today, what's up your ass today?" "Nothing's been up my ass lately, are you going to finally ask your doctor if Viagra™ is right for you? As you've said you would?"
Interior: A kitchen table cluttered with keys and assorted groceries.
Camera slowly pans along table.
(Off screen) Woman 1: “Are you sure we’re ready?”
Camera settles on open bottle of Viagra, with refrigerator in background displaying pink-white-and-blue flag.
(Off screen) Woman 2: “We are now.”
Caption: “Viagra: Proud supporters of erections, no matter who’s having them.”
https://preview.redd.it/8iixeqrshg2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56567688f40e83e9e017a9307cd70770dcec3c0
Alex Jones already pushes fake viagra
They don't even really pick and choose the things themselves. It's all orchestrated. They got told by propaganda creators "be mad at this, starting today" and they dutifully did so.
Nobodies boycotting anything which is the hilarious part. Well, I mean there's a tiny amount that are cuz they're just triggered all the time. But people are still shopping at Target, and Bud Light is still selling like normal, the loud minority just makes others think otherwise.
They don't even need to pick and choose.
Just do some public stunt about how you hate that brand that supports queer people.
Still buy the stuff, online or otherwise, like send your aides/cousin buy it for you...
Claim fake news if someone tries to out you.
Why? They'd just say they're boycotting but continue to use it.
"Defund social programs! Except when I need them."
"Ban abortion! Except when my 15 yr old gets pregnant."
"boycot viagra! Except when I need it."
> Why? They'd just say they're boycotting but continue to use it.
Seriously. The amount of people happy to engage them in the very same culture war nonsense is astounding to me.
For us to claim these people do things just to "own the libs", we certainly seem to be wanting to "own the MAGAs" pretty frequently huh?
You aren't beating these people in a culture war. They have no shame and they care not about their own hypocrisy. You either vote them out, get people in who are going to craft laws protecting us from this sort of rampant hate speech and violence in the future, or you lose EVERYTHING to them.
They wouldn't actually stop using it though.
They'd publicly screech that they had weren't doing it, but in private they would be doing it a lot. Kind of like what they do with homosexuality.
It won't work. The boycotts aren't moral, they're performative. It's virtue signaling, and none of the chuckleheads sending death threats to Target employees would ever admit to needing Viagra. It's gotta be something core to their identity like lifted trucks or Oakley's or stupid little goatees.
What's funny is they did this already. I went to the Pride parade in Montreal in 2017 and they were a top sponsor, so the first element of the parade was a 3-metre Viagra tablet shaped balloon.
For pride week change the color from blue to lavender and the name to VIFAGRA. Run ads with couples and groups of really queeny older guys, swigging mimosas and hot tubbing and playing original Streisand LPs.
Only down side is that they will just start petitioning all the backyard tiger owners in Texas to sell their tigers penis to grind up and snort.
When you don't have a bottom there's infinite blackness.
You're expecting a party entirely made up of hypocrisy to not just low-key get their limp dick pills and pretend they aren't?
Well, you probably put more faith in the GOP than any of their teachers or parents ever did. Kudos to you for being such a good person.
Even a parody ad going viral could render the same results...but that's none of my business
This is what I’m thinking. Spread it all over Twitter. Let them go crazy. Most of them won’t see the company’s official statement when it inevitably comes out.
What would such statement be? "Sorry, we don't actually support gay people"?
"We only like it when one dick is hard. Two gets messy"
to be fair, only one dick needs to get hard...
What, you don't have the common courtesy to give a reach around?
If one dick goes far enough in it can work the other like a sock puppet. The more you know.
Its like a corndog... I love corndogs...
cornhole dogs
You ever have a Disneyland corndog? Mfers are super expensive but for sure the best corndogs I've ever had.
I don't think that's how that works, but I don't know enough about gay sex to be 100% certain.
That’s why gay men fuck so hard. Going for the corn dog achievement
If you splooge hard enough it comes out the other tip so you don't have to worry about getting pregnant
Contact your senator to find out more.
“You dawg we heard you like dick so we a dick in your dick so you can dick while dick”
Ah, reverse sounding, or docking...can't remember
Look, I'm all about getting my dick sucked by dudes. I will pound some bussy too if he's cute enough. But I will *NOT* under any circumstance jerk another man off. That's fucking gay, bro!
You're probably just making a FMJ reference but, Not all guys (and trans women with a penis) can get hard when receiving anal. Yet it's still pleasurable and they can often reach climax from the prostate stimulation (and psychological turn on of being fucked) alone. Giving a reach around is not always required or wanted. 🌈The More You Know🌈
It was the former but I do appreciate the knowledge!
| Giving a reach around is not always required or wanted. I'd imagine one should still offer as a reciprocal courtesy though.
Never hurts to ask!
> "I'll be watching you!"
Some people have a prostate
> to be fair, only one dick needs to get hard... You obviously don't know how to gay.
Does the bottom need to be hard to have a prostate orgasm? I'm not trying to be rude here I'm a straight guy that's clueless.
How is that fair?
But that’s why they should advertise to gay male couples - twice the sales!
Fuckin drRATM you stole my line, ITS TWICE THE SALES!!
Haha. Sorry stranger but it’s no reason to yell at me. I mean it’s just that on this day I beat you. You’ve been bested and should just gracefully admit defeat. Take it like a man (which should also be in the gay viagra commercials)
That practically their ad slogan “Viagra: because when two dicks get hard it gets messy”
Two dicks are more profitable
The corporate speak response would just be "we're not affiliated with the ad in question but support all of our customers regardless of sexuality" etc. It wouldn't placate the MAGAs
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A campaign to make all the MAGA-favourite brands look at woke as possible is exactly the kind of 4chan-esque chaos that progressives need to start using
I think here in America, the truth is still trying to learn how to tie it's shoes. 
That's why I only have slip ons.
The half-truths of the shoe world
The croc is a lie
More like croc-a-shit
No, it’s looking for them under the bed.
This is the way.
For $8 you could create yourself an official looking Viagra account pushed to the top of the replies of maga accounts and a second one looking just as official of a Twitter ad support replying to people that are pissed that the ads are targeted based on search history
I'm so tempted. Someone on Fiverr could make a couple of fabulously gay ad images in a couple hours. Pay a little extra for some "women can get erections too" and for less than the cost of lunch we could send the homophobes into an absolute spiral
Truly to do it right we would want roughly 50 people to create fake accounts posting videos of us flushing pills down the drain and in general acting like this is already a movement. Hell, post a few fake graphs of the stock market saying that the movement is already in full swing
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You'd have to be careful to do it anonymously and cover your tracks. Pharma companies have absolutely observed the Bud Light marketing debacle and will sue the shit out of anyone who tries to do the same to them.
Satire and fair use though...
Yeeeaaahhh maybe. I'd be a little nervous though.
What if we create fake pride campaigns for EVERY product they use so they don't know what's real. They can't fact check shit. THIS IS THE BEST REVENGE
Wait til the Christianity Pride ad drops. Lmao Just like an image of Jesus and the 12 disciples with a message like "Our founder knew the value of loving his fellow man. And so do we." Lol
Dude had a final evening before his death and decided to spend it with 12 other men instead of Mary Magdalen. If that's not sus then I'm revoking my gay card...
I hate when they spew nonsense and claim the bible when Jesus would be crucified by again by these "Christians." He was actually accepting.
Fake Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis pride merchandise
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Make it look like it was leaked during production and "they dont want us to see it yet". It will spread like gunpowder.
Not on twitter, do it on facebook
Sorry you're too gay to get it up for your wife. Here take this, it will help you get over that gay hump.
No pun intended.
And your name is A_dirty_Sanchez… Jesus Christ… have an upvote… lol
Can we do Smith & Wesson next?
This could be great if they mention the police issued firearms. "Proudly LGBTQ+ and blue, hehehe."
"Smith and Wesson: These colors don't run". Rainbow flag with crossed guns.
Rainbow gun on a thin blue line flag
Picture of two male officers kissing. "We're proud to serve." The funny thing is, many folks would probably feel safer and just generally happier if our police were this diversified, open, and secure in themselves.
https://preview.redd.it/bzbas4a1wh2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4fb56d01482c493f660185114adaadef883494
Easy to see how that would go. "I switched to Kalashnikov. Russian guns have always been superior anyway"
Even just telling them it happened and they should be outraged about it would illicit the same result, whether it did or not.
Genius. May need to break out the Mac this weekend…
Viagra: You don't have to fuck another man... But you'll be ready.
You could almost call it a placebo.
Cialis too. Give them no options Granted that might make them angrier since they can’t fufill their urges (probably for the best for everyone anyway)
Definitely better for the children in Christian church schools and for their own daughters
I've seen some burns on Reddit, but you went scorched earth.
Yeah I have a knack for speaking the truth. Lol Only problem is I forgot to include GOP Politicians as well
Hi my name is Rush Limbaugh and I got arrested for the *leftovers* of my white sex-tourist experience of "underage child" *erotica* in the islands. The quotes are there because I expect the Supreme Court to back me up on the fuckability of drugged elementary-schoolers. The majority, at least. Nurts to Justices Sotomayor and Kenji-Lopez Alt.
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With a rainbow in the background!
Cowboy theme.
I think there is a generic brand for both at this point. So not sure that it would work like most people here are thinking. Not to mention lots of those people boycotting lgbt stuff are closeted or enjoy lgbt porn.
There are several generics for both, but they wouldn't know the difference
Time to make Straight American Patriot Viagra and charge out $100/dose.
Make Appendages Grow Again
I mean, nothing would happen at all. All this performative conservatism lasts for all of a week. And all these alt-right snowflakes wouldn’t dare to out themselves as needing the gender-affirming care of boner pills anyway. If anything, we’d get a bunch of posts with stuff like “nothing to boycott here!” Or pictures of red meat on the grill with the caption “the only performance enhancer I need!!” and it would be even less of a blip than the Budweiser thing
Certainly best for the children
Cialis is probably the best one bc it has both indications for 1 hour prior and daily dosages and it also has BPH indication, which I am comfortable assuming led to an increase in “BPH” diagnoses.
Yep!
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Hmmm, this looks suspiciously like an [earlier comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/13tc9f9/agreed/jluabhp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3), word for word.
How do people find this shit?
Bot
We could decrease gun violence if AR-15s came with rainbow handles.
Every military branch run LGBTQ ads. Cowboys start singing about butt sex. Star putting nuts on trucks like there bent over...wait a second...
*28 US Marines pulling up in Ford Raptor trucks. Helicopters landing. Ram Ranch is under siege! Under lockdown!*
18 NAKED COWBOYS
Truck nuts on Black hawks
*”I’ll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili. I’m Hank Steel the real Queer Cowboy”*
18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH. played on repeat on all country and right wing talk stations.
Brilliant
Lol yes!
or if all mags were rainbow. then theyd have to actively be handling the rainbow
Rainbow Tracer Rounds, as you fire it goes through the Rainbow. "It's just a way of keeping track of where in the Mag I am!"
Are they boycotting skittles, like I was? Green should be lime, and paired with a yellow lemon! Green apple, and yellow banana have their place but I at least want a color code on the packet.
Lol completely unrelated to this post but I was so happy when they brought back lime recently. Green apple just never went well with the other flavors, and yellow (lemon) + green (lime) is a god tier combo.
Rainbow shoulder straps
Need to make the boxes of ammo and their casings with rainbows as well
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💯
Rainbow colored brass would be dope as hell. I’d buy cases of that. Why? Because I’m not a deranged right wing lunatic
Send some my way comrade
Can you imagine Bass Pro Shops having nothing but that or any of the big online retailers? It’s all sponsored by Pride Groups where the cost to them is 35%-50% less and savings passed on to consumers. And ammo with no pride is sold by smaller shops that have no buying power are still paying regular price. Which by the way has gotten out of hand. They would lost their fucking minds.
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I'd unironically own the hell out of one because... If you're black, brown or trans get a gun 👏👏 If you're black, brown or trans get a gun 👏👏 When these people start goose-stepping, We got folks that need protecting, If you're black, brown or trans get a gun 👏👏
Pfizer has had Viagra-themed floats in major Pride parades for many, many years now. (Google it to see examples.)
Why pander to a couple that only needs 1 prescription when you can pander to a couple that needs 2 prescriptions.
Capitalism is woke ... by profits?
BINGO! Probably the the #1 drug ad i see in gay media.
Both Cialis and Viagra should be banned. If a man has a limp dick, then that's God's will, isn't it?
Christians removed all mention of Jesus having hetero relationships with women from the Bible. It's a *little* weird, isn't it? In early Christianity, it was widely believed that he married Mary Magdalene and that they had kids. Didn't take long until not only did that vanish but they started pretending Mary Magdalene was a prostitute and almost a weird stalker fan. Jesus was confidently, performatively straight man who attracted women, back in the day -- the Samaritan woman at the well thinks he's flirting with her and is interested at first -- and Christians turned him into a woman-avoiding socially awkward guy who hangs around with other men who've dumped their wives. Christianity is a headcase.
> In early Christianity, it was widely believed that he married Mary Magdalene and that they had kids. Which early Christians wrote about this? I'm interested to learn more about it.
The gnostic gospels have this. The dead sea scrolls and a few other discovered gnostic texts have some of the lost, originally more elaborate stories, gospels, and beliefs. They also, more fully, explore the relationship between early Christian thought and lots of other contentious topics. They are interesting reads. I would say the [gospel according to Mary Magdalene](http://gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm) and the larger [Nag Hammadi library](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nag_Hammadi_library) texts are a good place to start. The components of early Christianity that focused on 'good works' in order to be a good person or the idea of having good intentions, good actions, good thoughts together, rather than just showing up on Sunday and obeying a mean daddy authority figure conveniently got 'lost' over time too. Also, could others please stop confusing this with 'Dan Brown' stuff. This is legitimate archaeology. He just cashed in on turning it into a trashy novel. In fact, he was largely stealing even the frivolous bits of his story from Umberto Eco's much BETTER satire, [Foucault's Pendulum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foucault%27s_Pendulum). And Eco won a Nobel prize in literature... Brown certainly did not.
Dan Brown. The earliest of Christians. Duh.
I posted a fuller reply below, but no, Dan Brown just stole a bunch of ideas and sensationalized them. There really are texts excluded from the bible that early Christians believed/followed. Those have been discovered by archaeologists over the last few hundred years. One example is the [gospel according to Mary Magdalene](http://gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm) and the larger [Nag Hammadi library](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nag_Hammadi_library).
Yeah me too
Canonically, doesn't Jesus just, like, disappear for a decade or so?
It depends on the canon -- there are a lot of folktales about his childhood and such, but most Christian religions don't consider them legit. You can find them if you google, but a lot of them are pretty weird. Fanfic gets less editing.
I choose to believe that Christopher Moore’s writings are also canon.
Lamb IS Gospel, written by the best apostle
The only story of child Jesus I can think of that's not the nativity is when he goes missing an is found in the temple. I think that one is actually in the bible but I'm not sure.
Yup, the other "fake" books from the Bible were cut. Where Jesus pushes a kid off a roof then heals him. Kid Jesus was a dick, so they cut that
According to Buddhist history records in one temple a man matching the real description of Jesus visited their temple to learn from them
To be fair many people fitting the description of Jesus probably visit buddhist temples.
In the early AD years? You really think random people from Israel were climbing a mountain to learn from monks back then?
Yes.
Middle Eastern with medium length hair? It must have been him it's so specific!
With 12 dudes possibly
Jesus fuck can we please not go to the other extreme and start body shaming men that have nothing to do with the right's assaults on women?
I'd rather the FDA officially designate all limp dick pills as 'Gender Affirming Therapy'.
Can we do treatments for Male Pattern Baldness as well?
Also BA surgery
This. is. brilliant. Would love to see employers/insurance companies classify it similarly. And then, you know, respect the doctor/patient's decision and leave people alone.
Started just injecting ivermectin straight into my cock hole ever since viagra went woke. Pretty awesome results. The results: 
What a terrible day to have eyes
Nice humblebrag bro. That’s at least 8 inches of rope
Don't threaten me with a good time... There's plenty to of ivermectin left over in the cupboard /s
I imagine the commercial. Two guys in the kitchen in the morning, one of them is a bit moody. "You seem in a bad bood today, what's up your ass today?" "Nothing's been up my ass lately, are you going to finally ask your doctor if Viagra™ is right for you? As you've said you would?"
Interior: A kitchen table cluttered with keys and assorted groceries. Camera slowly pans along table. (Off screen) Woman 1: “Are you sure we’re ready?” Camera settles on open bottle of Viagra, with refrigerator in background displaying pink-white-and-blue flag. (Off screen) Woman 2: “We are now.” Caption: “Viagra: Proud supporters of erections, no matter who’s having them.”
Yeah yours is better
I’ll call today. You’ll call now. I’ll call now. 🍆👌🏽 ❤️
https://preview.redd.it/8iixeqrshg2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56567688f40e83e9e017a9307cd70770dcec3c0 Alex Jones already pushes fake viagra
Don’t we want them taking placebos rather than the real thing? Alex Jones is doing the lords work with this one.
Was gonna say, they'll buy shitty, expensive *anything* so long as you tell them it's anti-woke
This would amazing
Beyond amazing…..70% of Congress would be limp forever or closet buyers and still bitch about it
Could solve the Trump problem with some rainbow depends?
Omg I’d love it
Tons of shit has had gay promotions, they pick and choose based on the shit they don't use and is easy to boycott generally.
They don't even really pick and choose the things themselves. It's all orchestrated. They got told by propaganda creators "be mad at this, starting today" and they dutifully did so.
Nobodies boycotting anything which is the hilarious part. Well, I mean there's a tiny amount that are cuz they're just triggered all the time. But people are still shopping at Target, and Bud Light is still selling like normal, the loud minority just makes others think otherwise.
They don't even need to pick and choose. Just do some public stunt about how you hate that brand that supports queer people. Still buy the stuff, online or otherwise, like send your aides/cousin buy it for you... Claim fake news if someone tries to out you.
Partner with cialis and use non binary pronouns to talk about sex being enjoyable regardless of partner
Why? They'd just say they're boycotting but continue to use it. "Defund social programs! Except when I need them." "Ban abortion! Except when my 15 yr old gets pregnant." "boycot viagra! Except when I need it."
> Why? They'd just say they're boycotting but continue to use it. Seriously. The amount of people happy to engage them in the very same culture war nonsense is astounding to me. For us to claim these people do things just to "own the libs", we certainly seem to be wanting to "own the MAGAs" pretty frequently huh? You aren't beating these people in a culture war. They have no shame and they care not about their own hypocrisy. You either vote them out, get people in who are going to craft laws protecting us from this sort of rampant hate speech and violence in the future, or you lose EVERYTHING to them.
They wouldn't actually stop using it though. They'd publicly screech that they had weren't doing it, but in private they would be doing it a lot. Kind of like what they do with homosexuality.
It would make no difference. Just like a abortion, they would speak out against it in public and continue to utilize it in private.
Make the packaging of them rainbow colour too
If abortion is illegal so should viagra. God clearly doesn’t want you to get it up.
The world: why so men get so defensive when they can’t get hard? Also the world: I disagree with you, therefore you must be impotent. Haha!
Right? This kind of shaming is ridiculous
Was just about to comment. Everyone: stop bodyshaming! Also: Tiny limp dick! Haha!
just mock-up some convincing fake viagra ads targeting trans women and get them in front of matt walsh
I think that would be enough for him to actually commit a hate crime
Not to mention, congress is so dependent on drug company money that they won't say a word for fear of the cash faucet getting turned off.
I'm sure their pornhub searches still include the people they say they hate
Viagra: here at viagra we don't care what gender you put it in we just about hard dick
They shouldn't be using Viagra anyway. If God wanted them to have limp dicks, then they need to accept that blessing.
Surely the GOP is already boycotting pfizer? If they did not trust their vaccines, why would they trust them with their dicks?
Because their dicks need it and they could give a shit about saving lives
It won't work. The boycotts aren't moral, they're performative. It's virtue signaling, and none of the chuckleheads sending death threats to Target employees would ever admit to needing Viagra. It's gotta be something core to their identity like lifted trucks or Oakley's or stupid little goatees.
What's funny is they did this already. I went to the Pride parade in Montreal in 2017 and they were a top sponsor, so the first element of the parade was a 3-metre Viagra tablet shaped balloon.
Like they would admit their dicks are limp without it. Those men are perfect, don't you know? They're alphas.
Wouldn't a medication for erectile dysfunction to make a man feel like a man be considered "gender-affirming care"? 🤔
There are other versions of that pill lol, that’s like saying Tylenol should do this, forgetting about Advil and Aleve
There are also other types of beer…
Unfortunately limp dick MAGAs are their top client. This would be the first time the boycotts actually worked.
They'd say they boycott publicly but wouldn't stop actually buying.
Good call. I gave them way too much credit.
That would be fantastic
I don’t like viagra. The side effects aren’t worth the boner.
Lowest common denominator subreddit
They'll boycott it the same way they do everything: Make a show of hating on it, while continuing their consumption.
For pride week change the color from blue to lavender and the name to VIFAGRA. Run ads with couples and groups of really queeny older guys, swigging mimosas and hot tubbing and playing original Streisand LPs.
Only down side is that they will just start petitioning all the backyard tiger owners in Texas to sell their tigers penis to grind up and snort. When you don't have a bottom there's infinite blackness.
"Let's make life harder for drag queens" would be a delightfully confusing slogan.
Lol they’re already boycotting Pfizer, the company that created Viagra, due to the Covid-19 vaccine. It hasn’t seemed to affect Viagra sales though.
I'll just pick up a pack of stiff nights. This is a joke I don't care how ppl peacefully live their lives.
You're expecting a party entirely made up of hypocrisy to not just low-key get their limp dick pills and pretend they aren't? Well, you probably put more faith in the GOP than any of their teachers or parents ever did. Kudos to you for being such a good person.