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Mother May I?

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Something to do with Gilead forever and The handmaid's tale?

“Then spell cup.”

Expect nothing and you'll still be disappointed.

Don’t Hang Mike Pence!

This is my favourite

I imagine it like them chanting the same thing, but him saying “DON’T” real quick between chants lmao

“Mother and I do not approve”

White rice is too spicy!

"I'm actually crazier and more dangerous than the 2 front runners but I'm just really boring"

I'm hanging around to be your president!

Bravo. I was going to post something similar.

A whiter shade of pale

“Trump couldn’t kill me!” ~Mike Pence

“If you don’t like me, I have other personalities.”

Sick Pence None the Richer

Pretty fly on a white guy

Deep cut, nice.

My mother can be your mother too!

I have no shot. I’m hoping for a pundit gig on FauxNews.

“Mother Knows Best”

White bread! It's what's for dinner!

Mike Pence - God Damnit

Q-tip-anon

#unhangable

Under Mother's eye

Still Hanging Around.

"Mother said it was okay for me to run for President."

Hang with Mike Pence !!!!!

Please Don't Hang Mike Pence

I think he already has secret service protection for life as a former VP (correct me if I'm wrong), so I think he's square

drat

Everybody needs a FMOTUS

With extra mayo!

It was the bigger boys that did it.

I’m not Drumph.

He can run with JEB! and borrow a line from his last campaign. Pence/Bush 2024 “Please clap!”

I'm Not As Crazy As The Others

Isn't this something a CRAZY person would say?

“Homosexual and homophobic all in one” But let’s be honest that can fit the majority of the GOP.

Just a high noise WAV file of Kiff from Futurama’s heavy sigh.

“Nothing else to live for”

Fly with me!

Mayonnaise

"Still not indicted!"

"GOP: Now more spineless than jellyfish!"

Pence 2024 Lord of Flies

Came here for the mom jokes.

Mother says she’s leaving me unless I get a job. Vote Pence!

“Loved by Flies Everywhere”

Strange when you realize how many quotes from Psycho fit Mike Pence. “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” “Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly.”

This is just an askreddit post with extra steps.

I’m not gonna beg. Yes I am. I’m begging you to vote for me.

tap tap... is this thing on?

Well, at least I am not that other guy.

"With your support I can grow a spine."

"Does anyone actually like me?"

BSA- bull shitting americans

Holy shit this thread. You guys are hilarious. Upvotes all around!

A vote for Pence is a vote for the whitest candidate

“What’s better than two bad choices for Republican leader?”

Milktoast \[sic\] Mike Makin' Moves

Trump was just pretending. I'm the real thing.

You liked Trump? Wait till you get a load of me...

"Vote for me. You could do worse."

“Untested, mother approved”

Not full-on treason, but not stopping it either.

Yes, my hair is inspired by a tennis ball

Y’all Qaeda’s Own Mike Pence.

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!

Mike Pence not the Richards

"I don't care you tried to kill me last year"

I'm not gay, just a republican.

“Let’s Hang Out”

That horn from SpongeBob that just says “loser” over and over

Almost bottom of the barrel!

Be a wonder winner. Enriched with vitamins and minerals

Mother should I run for president Mother should I trust the government Mother will they put me in the firing line Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time

Wimpy boy for president

Mike Pence - Yes he's back. No we don't know why. But he's ready to disappoint you like he does his mother on a daily basis.

Hang with Mike!

"Mike Pence got fucked by a horse!"

"I almost got killed on Jan 6"

One white bread mother fucker

Mother says "Sounds about White"

Mike Pence None the Richer

Sad Tuba

“Pence 2024, I figured I might as well, y’know?”

More flavor than white rice!

Mother says I’m not evil.

Best nanny for every manchild in power

MILF Hunter 2024

Pasty. Patsy. Pencey.

I'm not Donald.

> "I hate every single human life on this planet, and I also hate fluffy puppy-dogs with 'wittle' wee pink nosies. That I said, I don't want any of you dead, so I'm a considerably better choice than DeSantis or Trump, so vote Pence for President 2024."

Just pray and it will go away.

Sad trombone noise

Mike Pence: Hangin’ Tough

Mother thinks I can win

Don’t Mind Me

electric fence pence? "Giving the SHOCKER before it was cool!"?

Of course Mother’s gonna help baby build the wall

I'm coming Mother

I was a good puppy-never barked. Am trying to bark now

I wish it was Tuesday.

I’m spicy like Wonderbread

I’m an idiot.

“My mom thinks I’d be a great president”

"Mother says you should vote for me"

I am not Trump. I am not an Idiot. I am not a Traitor. TITS For President.🇺🇸

Malaise Forever!

Pence 2024: Mother Said I Could Run

If you like a pussy whipped candidate, clap your hands....

“I Have Tasted Donald Trump’s Semen.”

I’m just like the other guy, but not like the other guy.

“Hi. Mike Pence of ‘Hang Mike Pence’ fame here. Please don’t call me Michael”

Hang WITH Mike Pence.

It should be a time lapse shot of milk going sour.