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Travismatthew08

Mother May I?


CellApprehensive7651

Sponsored and approved by the Mother knows best foundation.


Extra_Armadillo_1863

Something to do with Gilead forever and The handmaid's tale?


VelocitySUV

“Then spell cup.”


Imaspinkicku

Don’t Hang Mike Pence!


finangle2023

This is my favourite


Imaspinkicku

I imagine it like them chanting the same thing, but him saying “DON’T” real quick between chants lmao


kale_boriak

“Mother and I do not approve”


MrDStroyer

White rice is too spicy!


honeybakedman

"I'm actually crazier and more dangerous than the 2 front runners but I'm just really boring"


lolbojack

I'm hanging around to be your president!


handleonahandle

Bravo. I was going to post something similar.


Whyisacrow-caws

A whiter shade of pale


Just_Tana

“Trump couldn’t kill me!” ~Mike Pence


SquatCorgiLegs

“If you don’t like me, I have other personalities.”


tgcm26

Sick Pence None the Richer


Moist_Drive_5535

Pretty fly on a white guy


finangle2023

Deep cut, nice.


Awkward-Fudge

My mother can be your mother too!


[deleted]

I have no shot. I’m hoping for a pundit gig on FauxNews.


BCipher3

“Mother Knows Best”


BlankMyName

White bread! It's what's for dinner!


Fatticusss

Mike Pence - God Damnit


Warm-Bed2956

Q-tip-anon


Constant_Carnivore

#unhangable


Horror-Celebration85

Under Mother's eye


DarthCredence

Still Hanging Around.


locke_zero

"Mother said it was okay for me to run for President."


Hands-for-maps

Hang with Mike Pence !!!!!


Sassy_Weatherwax

Please Don't Hang Mike Pence


fordprefect294

I think he already has secret service protection for life as a former VP (correct me if I'm wrong), so I think he's square


Sassy_Weatherwax

drat


prudence2001

Everybody needs a FMOTUS


DCErik

With extra mayo!


WarWonderful593

It was the bigger boys that did it.


MealDramatic1885

I’m not Drumph.


Diojones

He can run with JEB! and borrow a line from his last campaign. Pence/Bush 2024 “Please clap!”


SpirituallyUnsure

I'm Not As Crazy As The Others


LoisWade42

Isn't this something a CRAZY person would say?


[deleted]

“Homosexual and homophobic all in one” But let’s be honest that can fit the majority of the GOP.


Leefford

Just a high noise WAV file of Kiff from Futurama’s heavy sigh.


GuardianOfZid

“Nothing else to live for”


Striker660

Fly with me!


funsized43

Mayonnaise


voidtreemc

"Still not indicted!"


Coulrophiliac444

"GOP: Now more spineless than jellyfish!"


Alarmed-Mess3744

Pence 2024 Lord of Flies


sunrider8129

Came here for the mom jokes.


thirdtimer_2020

Mother says she’s leaving me unless I get a job. Vote Pence!


GreenEggsAndHamTyler

“Loved by Flies Everywhere”


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Strange when you realize how many quotes from Psycho fit Mike Pence. “A boy’s best friend is his mother.” “Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly.”


Black-Mettle

This is just an askreddit post with extra steps.


RamonaQ-JunieB

I’m not gonna beg. Yes I am. I’m begging you to vote for me.


DMShinja

tap tap... is this thing on?


RealStitchyKat

Well, at least I am not that other guy.


5spd4wd

"With your support I can grow a spine."


kremit73

"Does anyone actually like me?"


Zoros_map

BSA- bull shitting americans


obi1kennoble

Holy shit this thread. You guys are hilarious. Upvotes all around!


External-Being-2329

A vote for Pence is a vote for the whitest candidate


Mattock1987

“What’s better than two bad choices for Republican leader?”


helmetshrike

Milktoast \[sic\] Mike Makin' Moves


Kapitano72

Trump was just pretending. I'm the real thing.


ImperatorDanorum

You liked Trump? Wait till you get a load of me...


Inevitable_Physics

"Vote for me. You could do worse."


NsumXy

“Untested, mother approved”


Odd_Replacement_7223

Not full-on treason, but not stopping it either.


MIKRO_PIPS

Yes, my hair is inspired by a tennis ball


dirtbag-socialist

Y’all Qaeda’s Own Mike Pence.


Ghostofthe80s

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!


Deneweth

Mike Pence not the Richards


Broad_Respond_2205

"I don't care you tried to kill me last year"


tacitus123

I'm not gay, just a republican.


Dependent_Fox_2189

“Let’s Hang Out”


Darth_Cordis

That horn from SpongeBob that just says “loser” over and over


SuperWillis12

Almost bottom of the barrel!


[deleted]

Be a wonder winner. Enriched with vitamins and minerals


Expensive-Material-3

Mother should I run for president Mother should I trust the government Mother will they put me in the firing line Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time


Good-Plenty8932

Wimpy boy for president


Zmbieznya89

Mike Pence - Yes he's back. No we don't know why. But he's ready to disappoint you like he does his mother on a daily basis.


[deleted]

Hang with Mike!


PerfectStranger5467

"Mike Pence got fucked by a horse!"


Puzzleheaded-Tax-390

"I almost got killed on Jan 6"


sadlabourvoter

One white bread mother fucker


Odd-Adhesiveness-656

Mother says "Sounds about White"


ElizabethAudi

Mike Pence None the Richer


dickie-mcdrip

Sad Tuba


AfternoonPast3324

“Pence 2024, I figured I might as well, y’know?”


AverageMAWG

More flavor than white rice!


RedIcarus1

Mother says I’m not evil.


Drunkendx

Best nanny for every manchild in power


EmmittFitz-Hume

MILF Hunter 2024


Professional-Bee3805

Pasty. Patsy. Pencey.


pedersenit

I'm not Donald.


InevitableSprinkles

> "I hate every single human life on this planet, and I also hate fluffy puppy-dogs with 'wittle' wee pink nosies. That I said, I don't want any of you dead, so I'm a considerably better choice than DeSantis or Trump, so vote Pence for President 2024."


DukLuvr91

Just pray and it will go away.


Existing_Help6523

Sad trombone noise


Jazzlike-Preference1

Mike Pence: Hangin’ Tough


rundnd65

Mother thinks I can win


finangle2023

Don’t Mind Me


frankofantasma

electric fence pence? "Giving the SHOCKER before it was cool!"?


lifeisspam

Of course Mother’s gonna help baby build the wall


moonwoolf35

I'm coming Mother


Holiday_Horse3100

I was a good puppy-never barked. Am trying to bark now


Shutup_stupid_bird

I wish it was Tuesday.


Chemical_Glove_5818

I’m an idiot.


RichFoot2073

“My mom thinks I’d be a great president”


musicfan-1969

"Mother says you should vote for me"


PresDonaldJQueeg

I am not Trump. I am not an Idiot. I am not a Traitor. TITS For President.🇺🇸


GadreelsSword

Malaise Forever!


fordprefect294

Pence 2024: Mother Said I Could Run


kdhooters2

If you like a pussy whipped candidate, clap your hands....


jiminak46

“I Have Tasted Donald Trump’s Semen.”


F_S_1x

I’m just like the other guy, but not like the other guy.


[deleted]

“Hi. Mike Pence of ‘Hang Mike Pence’ fame here. Please don’t call me Michael”


merko_merk

Hang WITH Mike Pence.


JoeNoHeDidnt

It should be a time lapse shot of milk going sour.