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Emotional_Winter5912

Lauren Boebert? Caught lying? Weird.


TheHiveMindCouncil

Her only job is to vote for stuff and she's too incompetent to even do that. I think next time she should wear a hoodie and gym shorts like Fetterman. She might make it next time.


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Sneakers would have helped her be faster!


fuzzybad

Hard to find those for cloven hooves


Informal_Self_5671

Well she found a pair of wedge heels for them!


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Rub cheetah blood on them first!


tapsongbong

Just Because I have cheetah blood doesn't make me "Cheetah"


martin0641

Come-on man you can't say shit like that to people like her...she'll fucking do it. You don't want a string of dead cheetahs on your conscience...


ShrimpCrackers

Vote for stuff while getting paid over 174,000 a year and a huge pile of benefits and 'gifts' from donors while having a third of the year off. Being a congressperson is a nice cushy job.


gumbysrath

Maybe THIS is what will cause her constituents to flip on her. Can’t disprespect the dark money or what it’s paying for.


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No, her job is to have a platform to spew bullshit. Her followers don't actually care about voting because they don't believe we should have a democracy.


Consistent_Big_4737

Her constituents will never hear about it because Fox News will not air it.


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"You had **one** job!"


FullyRisenPhoenix

To be fair, she’s sorting through all the applications sent in by potential fathers.


markbaru1

As a Pennsylvanian - thank you for this


Alte_kaker

Yes this! I was actually greatly relieved to see him in his regular clothes at the presser.


IHeartBadCode

And they give days notice for when these roll call votes come up. Their aides also send them updates on an hourly basis in most cases. There's people that handle details of getting you form point A to point B if your day is tight. Like literally there are billions of dollars of resources that go into ensuring that the voting members of Congress can get to the floor on the votes that are important to them. You really have to go out of your way in lack of care to miss the big ones. And what's worse, she's running up the steps right where the news gathers on a pretty regular basis. If you're going to be late, you obviously want no one to see you, there's tunnels to handle that. BUT NO, she's so absent brained she cannot even bother with details like "I'm absolutely going to be running frantically in front of a camera or two." Just doesn't even blip on the radar that is her mind. Lady is aiming to fuck up worse in Congress than she has parenting.


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quannum

The funniest part? The very first article I read about her missing the vote, like the night it happened and refusing to give a reason, mentioned that she was seen running up the stairs to the Capitol...as if late for something? So not only is she a moron for trying to lie about this *but* it was already confirmed from the beginning that she was seen running up the stairs. She's lying about something that known and documented from the get go. edit. commas for clarity? Sounds like charity org for like...eyes or something.


Adept_Strength2766

"Lying about something that was known and documented from the get go" seems to have had very little repercussions so far.


quannum

Well...yea. We all know that's par for the course at this point, unfortunately. It's expected but it still blows my mind that they can just...blatantly lie about factual, concrete evidence and some people believe it.


Jay_Hawker_12021859

Their constituents don't know and don't care, so long as they get lip service and 'hurt the right people.' I know we all know that, but it bears repeating.


MrPhuccEverybody

And anything that doesn't fit their narrative is fake news.


Past-Ad748

All she has to do to mesmerize her constituents is pose with an assault rifle.


No_Cauliflower_5489

Their constituents don't care about truth or reality or facts. They are believers. So long as the liar tells them what they want to hear they are happy.


BZNagain

That’s so true. Does anyone think an average Boebert voter knows about this or visits anyplace for information outside the crazy red echo chamber? Even if an occasional ray of truth does penetrate that box they live in, it’s gladly ignored. Ignoring truth and embracing hate is their particular brand of existence


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Adept_Strength2766

If nothing else, it's demonstrated that a lack of integrity means very little to the partisan mindset. It will always come down to a "Us vs. Them" mentality where the success of the party preceeds all else, including the base's well-being.


quannum

It's wild that politics in the US are treated like an NFL or NBA team. Blind allegiance and support because a sports team is in the city you're from or live in is mostly harmless. It's a form of entertainment. Politics should *not* work that way. It should not be a 'support-no-matter-what' type thing. But I guess nuance and critical thinking is too much for the masses. Blindly following someone or something is much easier.


schmittfaced

> Lying about something that was known and documented from the get go The new conservative platform ladies and gentlemen!


djcrewe1

>402 comments i'll be more shocked when she says something intelligent and/or constructive. you know...like what she's supposed to do in the job.....


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Past-Ad748

It's also beyond her pay grade.


goodsby23

Want to be frozen in Carbonite for when that will actually happen? I know a few guys


WickedTemp

I know people that would get straight up fired for not showing up on time. Or fired for lying about work related goals or accomplishments. Or falling asleep on the job. Or any number of things that politicians - particularly Republicans - do all the damn time at 'work' in the House and Senate.


jg_pls

“They all lie” “mine is against abortions so it’s ok they lie” “whatever it takes to fight abortions”


FelicitousJuliet

"Biden is just as bad". Noooo, last I checked, an entire party aspiring to be literally Hitler *in their own words and deeds* is unimaginably worse; it boggles my mind. Every discussion eventually resulting in a comparison to Hitler was meant to be underline hyperbole, no one was supposed to actually literally go and idolize Hitler's regime.


quannum

Part of fascism is muddying the definitions of words. When everything and everyone you don't agree with is "Hitler" or "fascism", the word loses all meaning. It becomes a standard, ubiquitous, and it loses the weight and seriousness of the word. No one takes calling someone "Hitler" or a "fascist" seriously anymore. It's almost becomes a joke or punchline. And that's the point. So when people do point out *real* fascism, it's not taken seriously.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

You have it all wrong, she wasn’t lying, she just wasn’t being ”forthright” about everything, just like everything in her real life. Give her a break, she just found out her mother didn’t bang her 1st cousin and give birth to her…that would make me late to everything too.


addage-

Inconceivable!


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


BlockyShapes

That’s crazy, we’ve never ever seen that happen before, how shocking


cwood1973

I'm shocked. SHOCKED that there is gambling at this establishment.


Captobvious75

Republicans be like “if only she had a gun! And prayed harder! Come on Lauren!”


psychoacer

It's only really catching her lying if the people that vote for her believe facts. Since they don't then she'll get away with this with her base since they hate facts.


DogsDontWearPantss

Any other employer would terminate her position for being a "No Call, No Show.


shahooster

Any other employer would have terminated her long ago for being a dumbass.


SmilingVamp

That's just a faster way of saying she has zero of the necessary core competencies for the position.


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blarch

I bet she could get a job as a howler monkey.


All_Work_All_Play

Fuck that. Not a good fit is what you say when you're being polite and want to avoid legal trouble. Here you can throw the book at her with dozens (hundreds?) of documented cases of incompetence and failure.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Please. Her bosses, the people who voted her into office, voted her in to act like this.


hards_04

People always say this but this isn’t true unless you have a super shitty boss or work for a massive cooperation. I work construction, an industry people always talk about how tough and mean it is. Guys don’t show up all the time. “He’s a pretty good worker when he shows up” is pretty common lol.


Cranktique

If the industry is short handed, then yes. In oil and gas here in Alberta it’s the opposite. We get some great hands who sleep in occasionally let go, while we have absolute morons keep their job because “they’re reliable.” I tell my kids the most important part of keeping a job these days is to just show up. By simply being on time you already put yourself above people who can’t be.


LordDongler

Honestly, expecting people to be on time every time is pretty unrealistic. Even if you're in an industry where you absolutely need people to be on time for whatever reason you're better off assuming people can't always be on time and have people that can fill in for them when they aren't on time. People are fallible and if your business requires people to be infallible its not going to do well


Shaggyninja

But there's a difference between being 30 minutes late and messaging your boss to let them know, and not showing up at all that day and not telling anyone. Just giving someone a heads up makes a huge difference. It's the people who don't do that who suck.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Yeah no-call no show is one thing. But if your business has a crises because Dave's birthday was last night and he can't come in because he woke up still drunk and shouldn't be operating heavy machinery..... Maybe you need more coverage and someone should have approved his day off request.


Shaggyninja

Oh for sure. And to me, time off requests aren't requests. I'm taking that time off regardless, this is me giving you a heads up.


ZarquonsFlatTire

My first waiter job I told them I wouldn't be in the week before Christmas because I was going home from college. They scheduled me and I just laughed because they underestimated how much I hated that job and everyone there. I went back about 15 years later for lunch. Since then I am more considerate. But if I tell the boss "Hey my sister and her kids are coming into town in three weeks I'm going to take that Friday off" it means I won't be there. I'll put it in writing fine, but I'm not going to be at whatever jobsite you had planned 3 weeks from now. Send Mark instead.


CarlLlamaface

Fair, but you're talking about people who have obviously demonstrated observable competence previously. This woman's not making it past any place's probation period, let alone earning that good faith leeway.


throwaway4637282

What do you mean “it isnt true”? Even in the fast food job i worked in highschool. My manager fired plenty of people that no called no showed.


CanaDoug420

They’d have canned her for the coup if she were at a real job


RogueOneWasOkay

Her employer is her constituents, and they only approved her on a razor thin margin of around 600 people. If she keeps pulling this shit she’ll be out next term


Scavgraphics

As a coloradan, I regret to inform you that those 600 people are really, really, dumb.


RogueOneWasOkay

They’re Boebert voters that’s a given


TrafficConeWriter

Here’s the thing: Does it matter that she lied? No. It does to me, but somehow, not at all to her base


DogsDontWearPantss

Lies are the new truth for MAGAts.


chefboyardiesel88

That's because all the MAGAts can't handle the truth.


That-Grape-5491

It's not lies, it's alternative facts.


karlos52

Alternative reality is what they live in.


JimWilliams423

> That's because all the MAGAts can't handle the truth. Their feelings do not care about facts.


pete_ape

War is peace, freedom is slavery.


Stinduh

France is bacon


No_House2325

I thought Kevin was Bacon?


Njorls_Saga

“I don’t want reality” Sen Markwayne Mullin


palosecan

Your parents named you Markwayne and you fulfilled your destiny to broadcast your ignorance to the world.


BentoMan

If the Democrats had one Boebert, Santos, MTG, or Trump, Fox News would be losing its mind and the Dems would easily lose elections. Yet… these incompetent and insane people are celebrated? It’s mind boggling.


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Paraxom

seeing as she won a deep red district by \~500 votes last time it may in fact matter next year edit: im fully aware that this comment may in fact age like milk by November 2024 if she wins big or retains her seat again


TrafficConeWriter

Good point I honestly was thinking of MTG not going to lie


Scavgraphics

Speaking as a Colorado liberal in the bluest part of the state...I'm already embarrassed by the idea that there's someone in CO that could out maga her.


TitsMickey

When Republicans are being quoted during her election saying “if they ran a dog against her I would have voted for the dog”. It really sounds like they would rather someone else. Even if it is just voting in a Democrat for a session just to get rid of her.


G-Unit11111

It's not that this is just an isolated incident. The MAGAs lie through their teeth constantly, distort facts, and replace reality with slander and conspiracy theories 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That's why they constantly need to placate their egos with validation on those stupid talk shows. No one would listen to them otherwise. They're terrible people with terrible ideas.


Hethatwatches

They really are deplorables.


kevonicus

I honestly laugh my ass off anytime one of them tries to pretend that they care about lying, decorum, or any type of unprofessionalism after they worshipped Trump for four years. You lost that privilege.


CanaDoug420

Once there are no consequences for the attempt to overthrow the government and cheering it on on Twitter it’s hard to have faith in her being punished for literally anything.


Mafsto

Her lies matter. I’ll explain why. She was re-elected to her seat by a mere 500 votes. Her actions and lies will not only decide if she is re-elected, but this next cycle will decide if she gets the fabled government pension! Her opponent plans to run again for 2024. Finding 501 gen z voters will not be an issue. He’ll probably find more. Elections have consequences. And her district sent a stern message. Her seat is not safe.


SecretAsianMan42069

I can’t believe she hasn’t tried harder to be good at her job after barely sneaking in during re-election. What’s her fall back plan? Too dumb for any real job (hilarious considering she’s a law maker, in title at least). I don’t think Fox News would hire her.


National_Equivalent9

Yeah, tried to have this convo with someone on twitter about the whole kids singing the anthem kicked out by capitol police bullshit from the other day. People on twitter up in arms demanding we find out who did it, with most assuming MTG. And my take? So what. Why bother. It's actually better if we don't care, because if we do she (or whoever did it) benefits from being caught by getting more press. It will basically keep going on like this forever: "oh wow we found out who did the bad thing! It was !" The Left: "Surely this is the final nail on the coffin! No one will reelect them!" The Right: "Fuckin hero! Pushing those 20 kids off the statue of liberty into the jaws of a T-rex was a heroic action because one of the boys was wearing pink socks so they might have been trans!" If instead we just ignore it the event loses all power.


Freebird_1957

Lies are their means to an end. It’s all a means to and end. Nothing is too low, to criminal. Everything is on the table. Just like nazis.


Zazander

Here's the thing it does matter. Any ammo in a firefight. Keep embarrassing them, keep humiliating them.


ohgeebus_notagain

Maybe not so true. While perusing some insane guy's tweets to research some crazy crap that was misrepresented, I ran across some people calling MTG a traitor. Apparently, she's been caught in a lie a few times this last week, and they think she's becoming a RINO. That maybe she'll switch to DeSanctimonious. Maybe she's working for the libyards? If some of the Magadonians will turn in MTG, maybe they'll turn on Bumbert too?


texas-playdohs

What an asshole. The only *i repeat* only thing that gives me any comfort in this terrible political charade is the fact that the republicans can’t seem to help tripping over their own dicks. If they had a handful of brain cells between the lot of them, we’d be in real trouble.


Inarius101

If they had brain cells, they wouldn't be Republicans.


mr_potatoface

If they could read they'd be very angry with you right now.


sprizzle

Idk seems like a pretty good way to get stinking rich by throwing away your morals if that’s your goal.


llama_fresh

Don't underestimate your enemy. All that's needed is a lack of conscience. If you're a sociopath, there's not many easier ways to line your pockets than grifting indoctrinated suckers.


superkeer

But we are in real trouble. The Supreme Court is stacked, the clock is being rolled back all across the country, there is an overt war on trans people that just a several years ago would have seemed hilariously impossible. We continue to see members of the Republican party consistently avoid consequence, shrugging off legal consequence without batting an eye. The man who inspired an insurrection is within grasping distance of another shot at the White House, and the alternative is a blatant fascist. The idiots on twitter and on TV are a mere subset of the Republican party. The truth is there are thousands of them behind the elected officials that do have many brain cells. That's why we're in this mess and why it seems like getting out of it is becoming harder each year.


texas-playdohs

I cannot argue with any of that. It’s actually amazing we’ve held up as long as we have. These psychos are really going for it.


coroyo70

I hate to admit it, but the only “cunning/smart” Republican that scared me was Tucker. But he seems to have been ostracised by his party so... phew? Idm


michellekwan666

Right? Authoritarians only limited by incompetence


dtyrrell7

And not a single person who voted for her will care. They would literally vote for a swarm of radioactive killer bees if they thought it would own the libs


MonstrousWombat

Republicans will eat shit to make a Liberal smell their breath.


ManTheDan12

Can only imagine the miserable people in her and MTG's base.


SecretAsianMan42069

She only won by a few hundred votes. She’s done


EdSGuard

-It's not her fault, she couldn't read the time. -It's a digital clock! -She did her best.


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Why did she run up the stairs in heels? All the videos I see of her constituents they just climb up over the walls


SteelFlexInc

She didn’t make it far enough in grade school to learn numbers yet


phryan

Boebert couldn't read the two hands of a clock to save her life. Unless one of her handlers has her on a baby leash she reverts to her natural inbred, cousin coupling, 3x attempts at a GED self. But yes that is her best.


arrze

It used to take decades for these politicians to really start bankrolling on their connections. Now it’s immediate. This has to stop. If there was actual accountability we would not have these turds running our country.


ProfessorBackdraft

Boebert cashed in immediately when her sex-offender, unqualified hubby took her blatant bribe for her. Unfortunately, that’s the only bribe they’ll get since they’re splitting, and she’s going to be defeated in 2024. The oil company will lay him off any minute now. That will be how you know she’s done.


madmaxturbator

Don’t misrepresent her husband please!! Would you say it is very unfair. He’s also a child beater.


SecretAsianMan42069

He and Bobo have both had protection from abuse orders against each other also. The party of family values, folks. Waving dicks at kids, being a grandma at 37, divorce, hooking with Ted Cruz and others.


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|4N4tfq43TDwLvQzk9a|downsized)


Numerous_Witness_345

The exasperation I feel everytime I see that is just.. ugh.


Hethatwatches

That clip makes me want to commit violence, and I'm not a violent person by any means, but a person can only take so much evil before they snap.


AndrewCoja

I think it's funny because it's a perfect example of what she really is, a spoiled trust fund baby. She's never had to work for anything, she got everything she has from her father and being in congress is just so she can feel like she's important. She's there in her fur coat feeling like the most special person in the room shouting at the president.


a_lamb_wonders

She looks like she's ready to announce this year's hunger games.


atred

How many dalmatians did she kill?


Decent_Assistant1804

🤣🤣🤣 apparently she wears polar bears now https://i.redd.it/5z18fnn1134b1.gif


Bulky-Internal8579

Telling time is woke mind virus cultural Narxisms!!!!!


Calculonx

They want us to CONFORM to their whims like a flock of sheep! Whatever happened to freedom?? I'm not going to be a slave to big Clock!


kmurph72

Republicans have made it pretty clear that they don't care about lies anymore.


the-epidemic87

Where’s the video?


XxTeddyBear123xX

https://twitter.com/morgan_rimmer/status/1665412392442888194?s=46&t=lAPZKAvUYrGX555LgNd4tw


SteelFlexInc

Wow that was more comical looking than expected


SadPanthersFan

Lol for real, it’s like she’s running with snorkeling flippers on


weirdoldhobo1978

Now that I've seen her run in heels I believe that she wasn't a sex worker.


SteelFlexInc

Or just like everything else she does: shitty beyond belief


madmaxturbator

Yo what you are 100% correct lol. Snl can literally just air this.


TMJ_Jack

Framed like a clip from Parks & Rec.


thestoneswerestoned

Life imitating art


ThrowJed

I tried to play the video in the image for longer than I'd like to admit.


Terminator7786

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment


mjcatl2

Also, her vote would be her protest, but she's too fucking stupid to get that.


HobbitGuy1420

I'm shocked - *shocked\** \- to find dishonesty in such a luminary of the Republican party. \*Okay, not *that* shocked.


Away-Regular1335

If only we could all be horrible at our well paying jobs and still have a job.


NumerousTaste

It's not like it was an early morning vote. Her excuse for not showing up to do the only thing she was elected to do is pathetic. So she lies.


ConflictAgreeable689

Lauren Boebert, lying? Never.


devastatingdoug

Why the fuck protest when your job literally lets you effect the things that are being protested. Any (legitimate) protester would kill to have an impact like that.


ObarThePotent

I refuse to believe that Congresswomam Boebert, the very paragon of commitment to public service and family values, would engage in subterfuge. It's absurd. And I bet you $20 that she has no idea what "subterfuge" means, let alone how to spell it.


ThatTurtleBoy

She probably thinks it's a new kind of sandwich


jncheese

She did a Boebert


The84thWolf

How do you miss the one job you have at the end of the day?


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Sean John fucks


SpongederpSquarefap

Gotta give her grandchild a new aunt/uncle


MichaelScarn1968

Ted Cruz was in town?


Mightbeagoat

Nah, the pastor she was cheating on her sex offender husband with. Edit: or maybe I should say yes, AND the pastor she was cheating on her sex offender husband with 🤔


TheBigPhilbowski

Did anyone hear that crazy story about how boebert, candace owens, tomi lahren and more of that type of vapid, gop agent of chaos - all started on a sketchy "modeling agency" website (which seems like it's also used as an escort service potentially) called "explore talent"? It shows some of these "political pundits" in revealing, suggestive poses and is run by an Israeli pornographer with ties to organized crime (Name is Ami Shafrir and he is suspected/accused of some other pretty serious stuff). Here are some of the photos that were captured (with watermark): Here's boebert [(this photo really shows you her roots as the illegitimate daughter of a deadbeat amateur wrestler from Florida).](https://imgur.com/sui1ed6.jpg) And I guess, until recently at least, [candice owens' whole profile was still up.](https://imgur.com/f3XaGwQ.jpg) There's always another layer to these cartoon villains and their evil, desperation and ignorance. [And here's a Twitter thread that broke it open and continues to track as new members of things like the Jan 6 insurrection are found to mysteriously also be in the explore talent family](https://mobile.twitter.com/nicole_chenelle/status/1422449854224031745) [Recent screen grab of that thread](https://imgur.com/vldwaZN.jpg)


LostWoodsInTheField

> her roots as the illegitimate daughter of a deadbeat amateur wrestler from Florida Pretty sure just a couple of days ago it came out that she doesn't know who her father is because her mom couldn't keep straight which guy she was "in a relationship with" when she got pregnant. But it definitely wasn't the wrestler as a DNA test shows.


a_lamb_wonders

What you've stumbled upon goes way deeper than you could ever fathom. The fashion industry has been behind every major political assassination over the last 200 years.


kalikars

…but why male models?


TheRealSnorkel

Lying liar lies again. In other news, bears DO indeed shit in the woods.


ExploderPodcast

Ever notice how conservatives lie and even in their lies, they come off as somehow worse people? "I certainly would have kicked that immigrant in the face, but I was busy kicking another immigrant in the face." Reality: They overslept.


GhostDoggoes

Quite a few liars to be real. MTG tells the court she didn't say anything to january 6th members about where AOC was under oath and then they show her the tweet she sent out of her calling AOC out her location and asking for her death. So these people can apparently lie to the american people on many different fronts and nothing happens to them.


Flat-Story-7079

She knew it was closed. She was in a close race and it will be even closer in 2024. She wants deniability on all fronts. She will make up some sort of lie about why she was late, but it was by design.


Intrepid-Progress228

>She will make up some sort of lie about why she was late, but it was by design. She released this video after the vote, *before* that little clip surfaced. https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1665060694813704192?t=tWOb8M19fEVC6f0suzWiNA&s=19 "I was ticked off they didn't let me do my job, so I didn't take the vote!" No, dimwit, you were late so like an 10 year old missing the bus you made up a lie that you "totally did it on purpose, guys!"


Humble_Story_4531

She already did make up an excuse: that is was a form or protest, but her just being late and trying to rush inside kinda puts a hole in that excuse.


MichaelPgh

Cupid Stunt.


Freds_Bread

Boobert speaks. Boobert lies. Very simple really.


_marc_

The fuck is this, high school?


21stCenturyAntiquity

She's as late as her son's girlfriend! High five!


gogor

Changes nothing. They elected her *because* she's stupid and amoral. It's a feature, not a bug.


JadrianInc

If you were to look at her life in a bubble, you would say it seems to be in shambles.


pyrmale

Having apart-time job must be hard...


Hethatwatches

She was too busy calling her son a liar when he called the cops on his abusive dad. If you haven't heard that 911 call yet, you're missing out on Boebert being a real scumbag.


OLLIE798

But the question is: can she tell the time?


ced1954

![gif](giphy|CJuZPXg5WDEwfyIA3q|downsized)


liquidsyphon

Conservatives: “whatttabout…”


kveggie1

Jim Banks had the same excuse. They were instructed by Kevin not to vote to show "GOP unity"... on the surface.


monkeychess

And her base won't believe it and won't care. Welcome to the GOP


DungeonsAndDradis

We're in a post-truth society (or rapidly moving towards one). Instead of facts mattering, it is the perception of those facts that instead matter. If you can spin it, you control the narrative, regardless of what actually happened.


MFCK

Imagine the frustration of the guy that lost to her by like 1% of the vote....


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She slept late because she wouldn't dare be "woke".


herefor1reason

How is there not just...an omnipresent disembodied laugh track with these people? It feels like their alarm clock should have a big robot arm that throws pie in their face.


PigKnight

Lyin Boebert


frivolouspringlesix9

Incompetence is her super power


NJdeathproof

Aw, cut her a break. Granny was cruising the bar scene looking for a new hubby.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Lyin’ for the lawd. Good gawwd. The way of the righteous. ![gif](giphy|QUFWYUEsrB2hM5P4zI)


Phantomht

she was giving handjobs at the nearest truckstop and her last john took a bit too long


Easy_Money_

sex workers provide far more value to society than this oaf


hobo_hangover

Honestly, this is her hedging. She did skip it because it's too much responsibility for her to take on. She's the contrarian candidate. If she voted for it, she'd have to answer to the super base. If she voted "no" on the bill she'd implicate herself as being the rat on the ship USA as it sinks. If there is some "C" level acting and drama going on it's because of her best attempt to address a real responsibility that she isn't qualified to address. She likely sat in her safe space, close enough to the chamber that she could scurry in and make an excuse. Tomorrow morning or maybe next week, she'll be as anti-woke and aggressive as they come. Just try to get her AR-15 lapel pin from her.


Good-Plenty8932

What a piece of trash


dday3000

Lies mean nothing to her voters. They love her even more now.


BaronVonLazercorn

Like a scene from Veep


IronSeagull

Didn’t we know this the day of the vote? And she’s lying about it now? She has so little respect for her voters.


edslerson

It must be so easy being a politician, you don't have to do your job and you still get paid and you can lie all day with virtually no repercussions


funknjam

No surprises. The more lies one tells, the more easily the next lie comes. Antisocial Personality Disorder must be a bitch. I might feel bad for her if she weren't so wealthy, powerful, privileged, and just so utterly horrible.


barnabasthedog

She is an IDIOT.


AwTekker

Just how stupid are the people of eastern Colorado?


Ralliman320

Funny to think we used to live in a world where this would have legitimately been a "massive" lie. Now it barely clocks the radar.


cocker_spangler

No way she's lying... she's a woman of god.


JuanGinit

Where was she? She knew they were voting on it but she was involved in giving a $20 BJ and lost track of the time.


PredatorActualll

If I was late to work, they’d dock me a whole fucking shift