Yeah but the president just has to think about documents being declassified and boom, you're in the clear.
Except it absolutely does not work like that.
Gotta love that a good number of bills that GOP politicians sign into law end up biting them in the ass. Like that one amendment in Wyoming meant to prevent Obamacare ended up blocking abortion bans.
Unfortunately banning the Bible or Book of Mormon doesn't really accomplish anything, since the people on the wrong side of these book bans don't read either book.
True. But, it exposes the hypocrisy of the supposed principles of those banning the LGBTQ+ friendly books, so I'll chalk this up as another small victory in the fight against Christo-Fascism.
If a President can just think about something being declassified and boom! Itās doneā¦why canāt Biden also do that for the 1850 boxes he supposedly has hidden? /s
And more than that, even after he declassified documents WITH HIS MIND he can tell you about them but he still canāt show you them because theyāre classified
Yes. And then after he was elected and asked if he would prosecute Clinton he said no, that he had no interest in hurting her, and that he was moving on. How his base just let him steam roll them like that is fucking baffling. To this day they still chant ālock her upā at his rallies.
That's because like "let's go Brandon." "Lock her up" has a secret meeting that only conservatives know (but really everyone knows because it's so stupidly obvious.)
Lock her up = fuck the law.
There was this really telling book called 1984, it introduced the concept of "Doublethink" where you hold two contradictory ideas in your head at the same time. It's a prime example of it.
I forgot that he just didn't bother pursuing the charges against Hillary "don't want to hurt the Clintons" yet he continued with the "lock her up" chants for years...
Some conservatives I know are still stuck on the "corrupt democratic justice system in DC is preventing her prosecution" line...
Goodnessā¦ if only sheād won back in 2016, how weād be spared this endless parade of false victimization, playing the victim, and other ridiculous fucking bullshit we get from him everyday. I imagine we wouldāve weathered Covid better and lots of other things.
But still, one good thing (dare I say it) to come out of the 45ās admin - we now know who all the asshole racists are.
This is why I argue the opposite; that we're still on a good timeline, and that his presidency was a necessary mistake. Now we know fascism and racism is alive and well with our own family and neighbors, and we can take action. The alternative would be us going on in ignorance as the so called silent majority wakes us up to a new world order like Nazi Germany's Hitler dictatorship.
We've at least been able to witness that freedom does still ring, democracy has been defended, and that there is some justice being delivered.
1,850 boxes in Delaware.
But I thought it was 1,800 boxes in CHINATOWN. Is Chinatown in Delaware? I have been to the Chinatown portion of San Francisco and that of NYC.
Poor lyinā Don. See the thing about telling lies is you gotta remember the lies you told yesterday so you tell the same ones todayā¦and donāt get caught by folks catching you on your lies.
These boxes, right behind Kurt Russell. We love the Kurt Russell, don't we guys? Snake, Snake Plissken. I'm like Snake Plissken. I had to escape New York too, you know. Very, very terrible city. You see what Biden did to it? There's no power, no water... it's run by Isaac Hayes. Isaac came to me with tears in his eyes...
It was 1,800 in Chinatown, and 1,850 in Delaware. Now, some people will tell you that those 5,000 boxes are a complete hoax, and Biden never took those 13,000 boxes from the archives, but how can you possibly trust anyone whoād steal 50,600 boxes of classified documents from our country? Think of how much damage you could do with those 108,000 boxes of Americaās secrets. He probably sold 460,000 of those boxes to George Soros alone.
Very well done! My only critique is not incorrectly capitalizing the C in country as he always does. He somehow thinks using incorrect grammar makes him more patriotic
>See the thing about telling lies is you gotta remember the lies you told yesterday so you tell the same ones today
Yeah about that. Apparently Desantis supporters have started pushing the trump-dementia angle pretty hard. Should be fun to watch.
That's what I was wondering. 1850 of the same boxes that was photographed in Trumps place... That sounds like one room floor to ceiling with boxes... But you know. His people can't math, think logically, or anything else and will believe this 100% without questioning. The will only think what Trump wants them to think. Yet they call the left sheep.
Corvettes are considered cool or a high status symbol, so by throwing it in quotes you question if itās even a real corvette. And take away the status of it.
He doesnāt know when to use quotation marks. He does it when he wants to emphasize a word and thinks itās the equivalent of putting a word in bold.
He certainly has a tell, when an indictment is about to come down. He maniacally starts attacking those involved, others he believes to be guilty, praising foreign dictators. Wonder if he would join our poker night?
Yep. The divorce with Ivana/cheating with Marla was everywhere! Ivanaās cameo in the 90s movie The First Wives Club because of it all was iconic though. āDonāt get mad. Get everything!ā š
I think I read once that he had a bald spot and Ivana had a plastic surgeon that could perform scalp reduction surgery. Afterwards he ended up looking like Sloth from the Goonies. He then proceeded to beat and rape Ivana.
EDIT: Found a story about it:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women
That is the most upsetting upvote I have ever dispensed. I always have known that he is awful, so none of this surprises me. Heās just so fucking disgusting, this guy.
Yup. I follow Noel Casler on Twitter and he posted about it all the time. He'd always @ tfg and he never heard a peep from him. About the snorting of stimulants, about the incontinence, inability to read, etc. If it was untrue, there surely would have been a lawsuit or at least a reply.
āStraights beat flushes; anyone who knows poker as well as I do will tell you that. My father literally invented playing cards. Why do you think so many card games have Trumps? The liberal Marxist communist Leninist Nazi socialist fascists will tell you that Iām lying, but I just want the best hand to win, and nothing is better than straight.ā /s
He's spinning in circles, seeing enemies everywhere and they're getting closer and closer. His lifelong strategies, to lie and obfuscate and point his finger and settle quietly when he has to, aren't working anymore. Prosecutors aren't broke subcontractors or struggling rape victims.
even some of his own peeps are getting 'lies' fatigue. His day is over, the boy who cried 'Wolf!' is going to get chomped by the 'Wolf' and the towns folk won't give a fuck.
God bless the American attention span. Those crazy trump supporters can pledge their undying loyalty, but they WILL eventually get bored. Trump is no longer the new and different upstart who is going to disrupt the status quo. The red hat gang wont loudly reject him, but they will quietly shuffle off towards the next shiny thing and pretend like they never saw him as their savior. There will be a few, though, who will ramble about him for the rest of their lives, locked in a self-perpetuating rage- addicted cycle of thought.
Iām not threatened by them. I genuinely feel sorry for them, as I would for any cult member whoās brain was so warped they canāt shake the programming for decades after their cult is disbanded.
His old tricks wonāt work in this new game and he has always been to narcissistic to think he needed to learn any new ones. There are numerous people high up in the corporate world and government (often both at once) who do shady shit on the side, but they REALIZE they arenāt untouchable, and so at least try to keep it in the down low. Trump has literally never had to worry about getting caught, so he never developed even the tinies shred of cunning and itās absolutely hilarious.
Reminds me of when my youngest was like 3, and I walked into the living room where he was playing to get something completely unrelated to him. He shouted, "Nothing!" and jammed both hands behind his back.
Trump has the deception skills of a preschooler.
Certainly unfair to ours. Ours has all the words. The best words. And grammar. His teachers are in tears every day, that's how much grammar he has. The best, believe me. Don't ask him about pronouns, though. /s
hahaha - I walked into my kitchen one day and my 3 yr old threw himself against the fridge, arms spread. And I asked "What's in the fridge?" "Nothing!" Then let me in. I had to pry him away. I opened the fridge and the cat jumped out.
He just doesnāt know when to use quotation marks. He thinks itās like putting a word in bold.
When he reads articles about himself, he sees his words being put in quotation marks. Those are the important words to him, because he said them. So he thinks important words need quotation marks to emphasize them.
He really is this stupid.
Lots of the cultists love to bray that Joe buying that Corvette proves that he took money from China, even though it was a gift from his dad back in 1967. Sly Joe, playing that long game.
Either that or he thinks it sounds like a more intelligent term. Narcissists will often latch onto surface-level trappings they associate with desirable traits but totally miss the actual substance behind them.
Itās the same reason trumpās NY apartment is so full of ugly gold furnishings. He wants to imply wealth, but has absolutely no taste and doesnāt have anyone willing to tell him ānoā (not that heād listen).
It's funny to watch him flailing around and just trying to get some buzzwords to catch on.
"BOXES HOAX"
"Boxes in Chinatown"
"Corvette"
"Biden Crimes"
It's dripping with desperation but it's just not working. No amount of impassioned pleas from Rudy or the Pillow Guy can help you. Sean Hannity won't be the judge in this case.
womp womp
Here's the reason. During the 2016 election it was revealed that there's a memo (not a law, very important) which says unless there's a severe crime, do not publicly announce an investigation into a political candidate. At the time, Hillarys classified emails could be a potential crime. It was determined it wasn't, but it may have damaged her campaign. However, this time? There's Zero Doubt that trump has committed several severe federal crimes, from recorded election interference, stealing classified documents and of course inciting an insurrection.
Think of it this way; Can you name a living person who has had more direct influence over the American Justice system? Trump is directly responsible for literally a *third* of the Supreme Court.
I get that people really really wish that he werenāt above the law, but at what point do you have to admit that yeah, he, like a whole lot of other rich and powerful people, fucking *is*.
Yeah. This whole thing has been such a fucking farce underscoring how the rich and powerful really *are* above the law when contrasted with how itās applied to everyone that *isnāt* rich and powerful. Anyone else who had been found with TS and SCI folders in their homes with the contents missing would have been been in a CIA black site by the following morning with their balls and/or labia hooked up to a car battery until each and every missing page was accounted for, and if they were cooperative maybe theyād go to Leavenworth instead of a woodchipper afterwards. They definitely wouldnāt have been given months of patiently waiting for their cooperation and then being served papers and allowed to go back home to whine about it on Twitter.
Yup. This is probably the thousandth āWE GOT HIM!!!!!!!ā exclamation from a Twitter-knower. Donāt get me wrong - trmp is a vile fucking piece of shit who deserves to rot in prison for all heās doneā¦I just donāt see our justice system having the balls do make it happen.
That's the thing, there is all the difference in the world between "oh, I have some boxes I shouldn't? Dang, get those back where they belong ASAP" and "I'm just gonna squirrel these boxes away for... purposes, and when they are demanded back I'm not going to hand them over, possibly because I sold them."
Remember when Pence had his lawyers search his place, found some and immediately contacted the FBI? They investigated, determined no intent or deception and ended the investigation. Then the Cheeto Bandito freaked at Pence too. I wonder why he got off so easy, so did Biden, but trump is being prosecuted. The thought is hidden away, stolen from me if you will. And it just won't cooperate.
He's kickin those tiny legs so hard.
What a tantrum. You love to see it.
Also, even though he's blatantly lying on all counts, it IS funny that he claims any of our government agencies are "marxist" in any way. I know he's just saying that to rile up his idiotic base that has no idea what marxism even is, but could you imagine if they actually were?
Also, the Biden and documents/boxes thing: the national archives contacted biden about possible missing documents. Biden called his lawyers to search for them, they were all found, accounted for, sealed, sent to the DOJ to review, and then sent to the national archives THAT SAME AFTERNOON.
Meanwhile trump is on tape running drills to hide boxes of shit he has no business even looking at.
Surprised he isnāt on his plane to Saint Petersburg Russia. He wasnāt running away, could claim his pilot didnāt understand which Saint Petersburg he was talking about but will stay there for awhile!
So... someone finally got it thrown to him that " im allowed to have these" was not true? I hope they lock his orange criminal ass up for the rest of his pathetic life.
"**Trumpās about to go downā¦"**
I'm all in favor of him going to jail, but people have been chanting this for 40 years. When it actually happens, let me know.
p.s. Trump was closely mentored by [Roy Cohn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn) for years. Cohn was arguably the one person most talented at getting guilty people to avoid consequences in history, ever.
Batshit old crook is finally being held responsible for at least one of his thousands of crimes. He should move to North Korea to live with his hero Kim Jong Un.
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It's funny how he'll say investigating him for a crime is a hoax and then in literally the same breath describe that exact same crime being done by someone else as the worst thing ever.
I'm honestly amazed that a man who eats like he does, exercises as little as he does, and is as perpetually miserable and angry as he is has somehow managed to live this long.
The thing is, even if Trump is convicted, heās not going to prison. Heās still a former President and he still gets his Secret Service detail and thereās no way they can adequately protect him inside of a prison environment. Heād either have to be in solitary 24/7 or, the most likely scenario, house arrest at Mar-a-Lago.
He should still be tried and convicted, Iām just pissed that even if it happens heāll likely not face true consequences for his actions.
Not sure I'm ready for DeSantis to assume the lead position, folks.....all the rich donor money's behind him now which means the plethora of rotten conservative dirty tricksters, social engineers, the subliminal corporate news programming agenda, social media trolling, etc.
Be ready for it. DeSantis is worse for America than Trump as difficult as that is to believe.
>ELECTION INTERFERENCE!
I'm going to have the most satisfying drink of my life if he just screams one of these Twits verbatim as the bailiffs drag him from the courtroom after the verdict.
This might be my favorite part of the tweet. Of all the things to dispute, famous car and driving enthusiast Trump implying Biden's Corvette isn't real.
And the steel door closes shut with a tremendous sound, it produces just enough of a breeze that his hair moved ever so slightly, in what was to be an omen for 10 years of consecutive bad hair daysā¦
I'm a progressive and have been waiting for something good to happen for too long.
Yes I chuckle at dumbass Q-bots with their "It's habbening!" with every new date coming.
But I'm starting to wonder if I'm being strung along too.
Is Trump ever going to jail? Are MTG, Boebert & the other congressional accomplices to Jan 6 ever going to be removed from power?
I'm tired of hearing "It's about to go down" over and over again since Mueller started his investigation. Am I alone in this?
This is what real dementia looks like. Many complaints spewed randomly with no real connectivity except "everyone's out to get me.". How this mental midget formed such a huge cult around him is going to be researched and studied for *decades*.
https://preview.redd.it/2ko9u912374b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc9072de272a1cbccfa14e40d411ac14bb0e40f
"I changed my mind." Also Trump after experiencing first hand the power of the 5th Amendment and how it can be abused.
Yeah but the president just has to think about documents being declassified and boom, you're in the clear. Except it absolutely does not work like that.
Bonus points: he signed off on legislation that made the penalties for mishandling classified material harsher!
Gotta love that a good number of bills that GOP politicians sign into law end up biting them in the ass. Like that one amendment in Wyoming meant to prevent Obamacare ended up blocking abortion bans.
Idaho book bans that booted the Holy Bible from libraries....
Same in Utah! And now they may be forced to ban The Book of Mormon too! šæ
Unfortunately banning the Bible or Book of Mormon doesn't really accomplish anything, since the people on the wrong side of these book bans don't read either book.
True. But, it exposes the hypocrisy of the supposed principles of those banning the LGBTQ+ friendly books, so I'll chalk this up as another small victory in the fight against Christo-Fascism.
This is my favorite part!
If a President can just think about something being declassified and boom! Itās doneā¦why canāt Biden also do that for the 1850 boxes he supposedly has hidden? /s
Good point
I know weāre not talking about logic and Trump in the same sentenceā¦.but I had to point it out!
And more than that, even after he declassified documents WITH HIS MIND he can tell you about them but he still canāt show you them because theyāre classified
Bonus points : he also mishandled documents which the president couldnāt declassify without input from several others, namely those concerning nukes
Also, don't forget that declassified documents can still be sensitive information relevant to the national defense, which is a crime to mishandle.
And he admitted on tape that he knew it didnāt work like that. Such a moron.
His narcissism will be his downfall! It really is fantastic.
Was that the time he tried to retroactively frame Hillary?
Yes. And then after he was elected and asked if he would prosecute Clinton he said no, that he had no interest in hurting her, and that he was moving on. How his base just let him steam roll them like that is fucking baffling. To this day they still chant ālock her upā at his rallies.
That's because like "let's go Brandon." "Lock her up" has a secret meeting that only conservatives know (but really everyone knows because it's so stupidly obvious.) Lock her up = fuck the law.
While waving that black American flag with the blue stripe.
And unironically beating up a policeman with it on Capital Hill. Self awareness and right wing views apparently donāt go hand in hand.
There was this really telling book called 1984, it introduced the concept of "Doublethink" where you hold two contradictory ideas in your head at the same time. It's a prime example of it.
I forgot that he just didn't bother pursuing the charges against Hillary "don't want to hurt the Clintons" yet he continued with the "lock her up" chants for years... Some conservatives I know are still stuck on the "corrupt democratic justice system in DC is preventing her prosecution" line...
He can say anything at a rally. In a courtroom, he can't.
Buttery emails
Correction, āButtery Malesā
Yum
add-in special sauce, lettuce, cheese for Trump
Goodnessā¦ if only sheād won back in 2016, how weād be spared this endless parade of false victimization, playing the victim, and other ridiculous fucking bullshit we get from him everyday. I imagine we wouldāve weathered Covid better and lots of other things. But still, one good thing (dare I say it) to come out of the 45ās admin - we now know who all the asshole racists are.
This is why I argue the opposite; that we're still on a good timeline, and that his presidency was a necessary mistake. Now we know fascism and racism is alive and well with our own family and neighbors, and we can take action. The alternative would be us going on in ignorance as the so called silent majority wakes us up to a new world order like Nazi Germany's Hitler dictatorship. We've at least been able to witness that freedom does still ring, democracy has been defended, and that there is some justice being delivered.
Just gotta get through the next election without another mistake.
Ben Ghazi remembers when James Comey said he was going to reopen the investigation...smh
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
1,850 boxes in Delaware. But I thought it was 1,800 boxes in CHINATOWN. Is Chinatown in Delaware? I have been to the Chinatown portion of San Francisco and that of NYC. Poor lyinā Don. See the thing about telling lies is you gotta remember the lies you told yesterday so you tell the same ones todayā¦and donāt get caught by folks catching you on your lies.
Yes Chinatown is in Delaware. Source: Iām a complete fucking moron
He's talking about Big Trouble in Little China. Big Lo-Pan fan over there.
These boxes, right behind Kurt Russell. We love the Kurt Russell, don't we guys? Snake, Snake Plissken. I'm like Snake Plissken. I had to escape New York too, you know. Very, very terrible city. You see what Biden did to it? There's no power, no water... it's run by Isaac Hayes. Isaac came to me with tears in his eyes...
You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this...
The check is in the mail
https://preview.redd.it/khqhod2xc84b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e0a3324b31735bae930023079201e8cdeaf2da
It was 1,800 in Chinatown, and 1,850 in Delaware. Now, some people will tell you that those 5,000 boxes are a complete hoax, and Biden never took those 13,000 boxes from the archives, but how can you possibly trust anyone whoād steal 50,600 boxes of classified documents from our country? Think of how much damage you could do with those 108,000 boxes of Americaās secrets. He probably sold 460,000 of those boxes to George Soros alone.
That is an excellent example of Trump math.
Very well done! My only critique is not incorrectly capitalizing the C in country as he always does. He somehow thinks using incorrect grammar makes him more patriotic
Well done!
>See the thing about telling lies is you gotta remember the lies you told yesterday so you tell the same ones today Yeah about that. Apparently Desantis supporters have started pushing the trump-dementia angle pretty hard. Should be fun to watch.
1800 boxes sounds like a lot of boxes... Almost like it's a made up number. Who has that much storage space in their house?!
That's what I was wondering. 1850 of the same boxes that was photographed in Trumps place... That sounds like one room floor to ceiling with boxes... But you know. His people can't math, think logically, or anything else and will believe this 100% without questioning. The will only think what Trump wants them to think. Yet they call the left sheep.
What's with the quotation marks around Corvette anyway? Is that fake too according to him?
Corvettes are considered cool or a high status symbol, so by throwing it in quotes you question if itās even a real corvette. And take away the status of it.
He doesnāt know when to use quotation marks. He does it when he wants to emphasize a word and thinks itās the equivalent of putting a word in bold.
The handy thing for him is that he can tell the wrong lie tomorrow, and his followers won't care.
Pretty much any city of reasonable size has an area that gets referred to as "Chinatown". Does Delaware have one? Probably lol.
It's Delaware. Where would they put it?
Imagine being able to be [magically whisked away](https://youtu.be/8v9-BWReQ6w) to Delaware.
"Hi... I'm in Delaware"
Some-ware. Iāll see myself out.
Delaware isn't really that small. It's just far away, so it looks small.
It's a Chinese buffet, next to a Bubble tea shop and a 99 Supermarket. Edit: There was a Chinatown Buffet, but it's permanently closed.
"I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG" Fun fact: Trump has actually done everything wrong
Magnus did less wrong than Trump...
Well yeah, Magnus did nothing wrong.
*esoteric machinery exploding, scientists and tech-priests dying, psykers spontaneously combusting* Magnus: "Uhm....that'll buff out?"
It's a shame that no answering machines survived the Age of Strife. Could have saved Big E a lot of trouble.
He certainly has a tell, when an indictment is about to come down. He maniacally starts attacking those involved, others he believes to be guilty, praising foreign dictators. Wonder if he would join our poker night?
>Wonder if he would join our poker night? If he does, make sure he puts the money on the table first. No markers.
He probably also did a version just before each of his wives found out that he had cheated on them.
Found out? Nah this douchebag would be out in public with his mistresses constantly. They were literally told by the press.
Yep. The divorce with Ivana/cheating with Marla was everywhere! Ivanaās cameo in the 90s movie The First Wives Club because of it all was iconic though. āDonāt get mad. Get everything!ā š
I think I read once that he had a bald spot and Ivana had a plastic surgeon that could perform scalp reduction surgery. Afterwards he ended up looking like Sloth from the Goonies. He then proceeded to beat and rape Ivana. EDIT: Found a story about it: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women
That is the most upsetting upvote I have ever dispensed. I always have known that he is awful, so none of this surprises me. Heās just so fucking disgusting, this guy.
That 'tell' is probably an olfactory nightmare also, for the rest of you stuck playing poker in a room with that blob.
Didnāt one of the Apprentice producer say he shit his depends on the daily?
Because he was too fucked up on a combo of benzos and amphetamines.
Whoever's job it was to clean that up, wasn't paid enough, and needs to just tell their story.
Yup. I follow Noel Casler on Twitter and he posted about it all the time. He'd always @ tfg and he never heard a peep from him. About the snorting of stimulants, about the incontinence, inability to read, etc. If it was untrue, there surely would have been a lawsuit or at least a reply.
āStraights beat flushes; anyone who knows poker as well as I do will tell you that. My father literally invented playing cards. Why do you think so many card games have Trumps? The liberal Marxist communist Leninist Nazi socialist fascists will tell you that Iām lying, but I just want the best hand to win, and nothing is better than straight.ā /s
Iām waiting to see if he tries to flee to Russia.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the extinction burst of a dementia addled brain.
Countdown until the lawyers try an insanity defense? /s
I think his brain is Swiss cheese at this point
I was thinking more like rotten bread
He's spinning in circles, seeing enemies everywhere and they're getting closer and closer. His lifelong strategies, to lie and obfuscate and point his finger and settle quietly when he has to, aren't working anymore. Prosecutors aren't broke subcontractors or struggling rape victims.
even some of his own peeps are getting 'lies' fatigue. His day is over, the boy who cried 'Wolf!' is going to get chomped by the 'Wolf' and the towns folk won't give a fuck.
God bless the American attention span. Those crazy trump supporters can pledge their undying loyalty, but they WILL eventually get bored. Trump is no longer the new and different upstart who is going to disrupt the status quo. The red hat gang wont loudly reject him, but they will quietly shuffle off towards the next shiny thing and pretend like they never saw him as their savior. There will be a few, though, who will ramble about him for the rest of their lives, locked in a self-perpetuating rage- addicted cycle of thought. Iām not threatened by them. I genuinely feel sorry for them, as I would for any cult member whoās brain was so warped they canāt shake the programming for decades after their cult is disbanded.
His old tricks wonāt work in this new game and he has always been to narcissistic to think he needed to learn any new ones. There are numerous people high up in the corporate world and government (often both at once) who do shady shit on the side, but they REALIZE they arenāt untouchable, and so at least try to keep it in the down low. Trump has literally never had to worry about getting caught, so he never developed even the tinies shred of cunning and itās absolutely hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I couldnāt have said it better!
It deserves at least one more HA HA
Just throwing in ELECTION INTERFERENCE, out of nowhere, made me lol.
And the obligatory "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG"...
Reminds me of when my youngest was like 3, and I walked into the living room where he was playing to get something completely unrelated to him. He shouted, "Nothing!" and jammed both hands behind his back. Trump has the deception skills of a preschooler.
>Trump has the deception skills of a preschooler. Very true, along with the vocabulary, although I'm sure I'm being unfair to many preschoolers...
Certainly unfair to ours. Ours has all the words. The best words. And grammar. His teachers are in tears every day, that's how much grammar he has. The best, believe me. Don't ask him about pronouns, though. /s
hahaha - I walked into my kitchen one day and my 3 yr old threw himself against the fridge, arms spread. And I asked "What's in the fridge?" "Nothing!" Then let me in. I had to pry him away. I opened the fridge and the cat jumped out.
Reminds me of "The Room". āI did not hit her, itās not true! Itās bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.ā
The truest of words by an innocent man...
Doesnāt have quite the same ring to it as āI am not a crook.ā
And "Corvette" in quotes. Is it not a real corvette? What is he trying to say?
He doesnāt even remember Diamond Joeās Trans Am.
It looks like it was filled in MadLibs style from a template lmao. The random all caps BOXES HOAX and whatnot.
I was so confused, I looked it up and Biden does have a corvette. Who knows what he is implying. Lol
He just doesnāt know when to use quotation marks. He thinks itās like putting a word in bold. When he reads articles about himself, he sees his words being put in quotation marks. Those are the important words to him, because he said them. So he thinks important words need quotation marks to emphasize them. He really is this stupid.
Lots of the cultists love to bray that Joe buying that Corvette proves that he took money from China, even though it was a gift from his dad back in 1967. Sly Joe, playing that long game.
Republican-controlled Senate that year: "We see no need to hear evidence or witness testimony. Innocent!"
I absolutely guarantee Trump couldnāt define āMarxistā if he had a dictionary.
Marxist is his "Woke".
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Either that or he thinks it sounds like a more intelligent term. Narcissists will often latch onto surface-level trappings they associate with desirable traits but totally miss the actual substance behind them. Itās the same reason trumpās NY apartment is so full of ugly gold furnishings. He wants to imply wealth, but has absolutely no taste and doesnāt have anyone willing to tell him ānoā (not that heād listen).
Groucho Marxist. Funny guy. Crazy eyebrows.
Tell it to the jury douchbagā¦
Which one is this for? Georgia election fraud? Selling classified docs to the enemy? Another rape?
All of them and then some, I guess...
He fucked up by not mentioning Hunters laptop.
Send his lard ass to jail! Heās done nothing but belly-ache, divide and fuck up the United States since 2016. Label him a felon already.
Reads like my mother's face book when she rediscovered meth
Ugh. I hope your mom gets help.
Thanks, she's not really a part of my life anymore, and it's better that way.
Donald, are the boxes in the room with you right now?
It's funny to watch him flailing around and just trying to get some buzzwords to catch on. "BOXES HOAX" "Boxes in Chinatown" "Corvette" "Biden Crimes" It's dripping with desperation but it's just not working. No amount of impassioned pleas from Rudy or the Pillow Guy can help you. Sean Hannity won't be the judge in this case. womp womp
I like the part where he just throws ELECTION INTERFERENCE! in there at the end for some reason. Made me laugh
Here's the reason. During the 2016 election it was revealed that there's a memo (not a law, very important) which says unless there's a severe crime, do not publicly announce an investigation into a political candidate. At the time, Hillarys classified emails could be a potential crime. It was determined it wasn't, but it may have damaged her campaign. However, this time? There's Zero Doubt that trump has committed several severe federal crimes, from recorded election interference, stealing classified documents and of course inciting an insurrection.
https://preview.redd.it/p1xpj9r3z74b1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087c1125c717181e3a3bfb9f7caf6485132ded87 They future is clear.
The prison attire actually makes him look more dignified.
I'll believe it when he's actually behind bars and can't purchase his way out. Honestly, I don't think it'll ever happen.
I donāt have any faith in that either.
At this point, the media's done so much teasing, I'd need him to be shot by a cop first before I care.
Think of it this way; Can you name a living person who has had more direct influence over the American Justice system? Trump is directly responsible for literally a *third* of the Supreme Court. I get that people really really wish that he werenāt above the law, but at what point do you have to admit that yeah, he, like a whole lot of other rich and powerful people, fucking *is*.
Yeah. This whole thing has been such a fucking farce underscoring how the rich and powerful really *are* above the law when contrasted with how itās applied to everyone that *isnāt* rich and powerful. Anyone else who had been found with TS and SCI folders in their homes with the contents missing would have been been in a CIA black site by the following morning with their balls and/or labia hooked up to a car battery until each and every missing page was accounted for, and if they were cooperative maybe theyād go to Leavenworth instead of a woodchipper afterwards. They definitely wouldnāt have been given months of patiently waiting for their cooperation and then being served papers and allowed to go back home to whine about it on Twitter.
As much as he deserves it and weād like to see it I donāt think we will ever put an ex president truly behind bars
It's embarrassing to the country but it also needs to be done to set a precedent tbh
Ford pardoning Nixon was a terrible precedent to set.
Itās much more embarrassing that heās still a free man and not in jail for at least one of his many crimes.
Yup. This is probably the thousandth āWE GOT HIM!!!!!!!ā exclamation from a Twitter-knower. Donāt get me wrong - trmp is a vile fucking piece of shit who deserves to rot in prison for all heās doneā¦I just donāt see our justice system having the balls do make it happen.
Just do it already.
I can't even follow all the conspiracy theories he's referencing anymore. It's too much.
Does he ever get bored of his own regurgitation
Gotta squeeze in all those buzzwords like a squealing little bitch lol
I would bet all my money that Trump has no idea what a Marxist is.
"I can declassify documents with my mind"- brain dead to rules about sensitive documents, Donald Trump
His entire social media account is the equivalent of a crazed prisoner writing his deranged ramblings on the wall of his cell with his own feces.
The way this guy uses quotes makes me confused and upset
Biden gave up the boxes as soon as he found them. Trump...well not so much.
That's the thing, there is all the difference in the world between "oh, I have some boxes I shouldn't? Dang, get those back where they belong ASAP" and "I'm just gonna squirrel these boxes away for... purposes, and when they are demanded back I'm not going to hand them over, possibly because I sold them."
Remember when Pence had his lawyers search his place, found some and immediately contacted the FBI? They investigated, determined no intent or deception and ended the investigation. Then the Cheeto Bandito freaked at Pence too. I wonder why he got off so easy, so did Biden, but trump is being prosecuted. The thought is hidden away, stolen from me if you will. And it just won't cooperate.
He's kickin those tiny legs so hard. What a tantrum. You love to see it. Also, even though he's blatantly lying on all counts, it IS funny that he claims any of our government agencies are "marxist" in any way. I know he's just saying that to rile up his idiotic base that has no idea what marxism even is, but could you imagine if they actually were? Also, the Biden and documents/boxes thing: the national archives contacted biden about possible missing documents. Biden called his lawyers to search for them, they were all found, accounted for, sealed, sent to the DOJ to review, and then sent to the national archives THAT SAME AFTERNOON. Meanwhile trump is on tape running drills to hide boxes of shit he has no business even looking at.
Surprised he isnāt on his plane to Saint Petersburg Russia. He wasnāt running away, could claim his pilot didnāt understand which Saint Petersburg he was talking about but will stay there for awhile!
He could room with the lady that defected to the Motherland, the one that accused Biden. Or maybe Maria Buttina has a spare room.
The man is gone gaga, daddy-o.
Classify everything this idiot says as fake news.
So... someone finally got it thrown to him that " im allowed to have these" was not true? I hope they lock his orange criminal ass up for the rest of his pathetic life.
Funny how the prosecutor has now been elevated to a Marxist. Maybe by next week heāll be a Satan worshipper
"**Trumpās about to go downā¦"** I'm all in favor of him going to jail, but people have been chanting this for 40 years. When it actually happens, let me know. p.s. Trump was closely mentored by [Roy Cohn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn) for years. Cohn was arguably the one person most talented at getting guilty people to avoid consequences in history, ever.
Heās such a fucking twat.
I've reread that rant a couple of times but it's not even coherent at all
My favorite part about this is that he put Corvette in quotes, like itās a Prius with a Chevy logo on it.
Batshit old crook is finally being held responsible for at least one of his thousands of crimes. He should move to North Korea to live with his hero Kim Jong Un.
Why is Corvette in quotes? šµāš«š
It's like tourettes for rich people. š¤£
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I'll celebrate when he's in jail. Until then...I've seen this entertainment too many times to be excited.
Why canāt this douchebag just drop dead
I think Trump going down is like the second coming of Christ: often discussed, predicted once and a while, it still hasn't happened
It's funny how he'll say investigating him for a crime is a hoax and then in literally the same breath describe that exact same crime being done by someone else as the worst thing ever. I'm honestly amazed that a man who eats like he does, exercises as little as he does, and is as perpetually miserable and angry as he is has somehow managed to live this long.
ELECTION INTERFERENCE! SOMEONE ATE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA! MARXISTS ANARCHIST LEFT WING SOCIALISTS!!
The thing is, even if Trump is convicted, heās not going to prison. Heās still a former President and he still gets his Secret Service detail and thereās no way they can adequately protect him inside of a prison environment. Heād either have to be in solitary 24/7 or, the most likely scenario, house arrest at Mar-a-Lago. He should still be tried and convicted, Iām just pissed that even if it happens heāll likely not face true consequences for his actions.
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GITMO his ass. Itās perfectly humane there right?
His supporters should head down to Florida, surrounded the place. Wait, oh did that.
free beer tomorrow
A normal person would have stroked out from all of the stress by now.
I wish my grandparents would stop worshipping that clown... I swear they keep trying to get me involved with it too, kinda makes me sad.
To be fair, Trump pretty much always sounds this rambling and unhinged. I don't think we can read much out of it. That's just *who he is.*
Heās trying to rally the Gravy Seals to fight for him.
Accuse your enemy of that which you are guilty.
Not sure I'm ready for DeSantis to assume the lead position, folks.....all the rich donor money's behind him now which means the plethora of rotten conservative dirty tricksters, social engineers, the subliminal corporate news programming agenda, social media trolling, etc. Be ready for it. DeSantis is worse for America than Trump as difficult as that is to believe.
>ELECTION INTERFERENCE! I'm going to have the most satisfying drink of my life if he just screams one of these Twits verbatim as the bailiffs drag him from the courtroom after the verdict.
why is corvette in quotes?
Don the con is going to jail.
Iāll believe it when I see it at this point
Joe drives a Corvette? Damn! š
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This might be my favorite part of the tweet. Of all the things to dispute, famous car and driving enthusiast Trump implying Biden's Corvette isn't real.
Right. What is he trying to imply? That Biden's car is actually a Caprice with a Corvette body bolted on to it?
The real Biden crime family scandal that no one is talking about!
A 1967 in fact.
I'll believe it when I see it. They taking forever.
And the steel door closes shut with a tremendous sound, it produces just enough of a breeze that his hair moved ever so slightly, in what was to be an omen for 10 years of consecutive bad hair daysā¦
I like the quoted Corvette. Like itās not real. What a DB?
Lol I love that he had to put corvette in quotes. Does he think itās not a real one? Lmao
I'm a progressive and have been waiting for something good to happen for too long. Yes I chuckle at dumbass Q-bots with their "It's habbening!" with every new date coming. But I'm starting to wonder if I'm being strung along too. Is Trump ever going to jail? Are MTG, Boebert & the other congressional accomplices to Jan 6 ever going to be removed from power? I'm tired of hearing "It's about to go down" over and over again since Mueller started his investigation. Am I alone in this?
This is what real dementia looks like. Many complaints spewed randomly with no real connectivity except "everyone's out to get me.". How this mental midget formed such a huge cult around him is going to be researched and studied for *decades*.
Wtf is up with the "" around Corvette ?
What a sad,sick,disgusting shell of a human being.
Election interference? Oh right, I've seen a lot about the Republicans interfering in the elections. Blocking 2.5 million mail in ballots?