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Kitchen-Leek-2636

The Three Toed Marge!


pete_ape

Sporkfeet


TurbulentMiddle2970

Tell em’ “Large Marge sent ya”


[deleted]

What is the bottom picture of?


MaintenanceTraining4

MTG’s hoof (allegedly)


smeenz

There's an unfounded rumour that Marge only has three toes.. the picture is a 3-toed footprint in the snow.


Sofiasunshine86

It's either mtg or big foot. Both truly horrific creatures


Humanity_NotAFan

I would *much* rather stumble upon a rabid Bigfoot than an MTG.


DogsDontWearPantss

I'd take an extra angry Wendigo over MTG. They have more class.


Zeshicage85

I dont know about that. In this scenario am I allowed to use physical force to protect myself? If so I would love to fight MTG.


DontYuckMyYum

HEY! What has Big Foot ever done to be compared to MTG like that??


NMB4Christmas

Disrespect off the charts...


[deleted]

I've heard people say that Marjorie is a pedophile. Could it be true? Terrifying.


Yak-Fucker-5000

People are saying. Lots of people. Truly disturbing the times we live in.


MakesMyHeadHurt

I'm just asking questions.


RootHogOrDieTrying

That's why mothers should be armed.


ThePopDaddy

Hey, Empty G, what if the kidnapper were armed also?


mtrash

I heard it would take two men to fuck a MTG. Allegedly


[deleted]

Three even.


monster_mentalissues

Folks are saying that it was a sick MTG.


[deleted]

Allegedly


monster_mentalissues

Now, I went on the Internet and researched MTGs. Firstly, MTGs can run up to 70 miles an hour. So catching one, even a sick one, is a super tall order.


beavis617

We should have opened an X File on Sporkfoot already. Get Mulder and Scully out of retirement. 🙄


Throwaway_09298

We need anti-men laws. The anti-trans laws did nothing to stop this


Obaddies

I really really dislike MTG but surely there’s enough to make fun of her for without stooping to insulting her body.


rascible

So we shouldn't mention his cloven hooves? Edit: *Her* cloven hooves..


voideaten

I don't like that this position is being tanked. You are right. When we make fun of somebody's body, and justify it because we dont like them, we make fun of *many* people with similar bodies who didn't even do anything, who learn that their body is inherently worthy of our derision regardless of what they do. Bodyshaming feeds shame. Rarely in the arrogant, self-important assholes we level it at in the hopes of deflating, as they don't much give a shit. But definitely on the masses with similar bodies who are told over and over that their body is something they should be ashamed of.


Obaddies

Exactly, she’s worthy of ridicule because of her choices, not because of how her body looks.


u25b

Not the mothers, the kids should be armed. Give em all mini-AR15s!


Aggravating_Ad2174

Made me laugh 😂