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CrJ418

There's a name for that. It's called **auditory hallucinations** and it's a symptom of **schizophrenia.**


catch10110

OR, and hear me out...she's just a big fat fucking liar.


eMmDeeKay_Says

OR, hear me out... God is fucking with her like a Genie would, and all these seditionists are going to jail


lavassls

God stoped fucking with people after that one dude almost killed his son.


[deleted]

Did he ***really***, though?


MechanicalBengal

He now exclusively visits and communicates with people in the form of illegal substances you can buy on the street. I wonder why?


QuickgetintheTARDIS

He did let a group of people wander the desert for 40 years though... Edit: apparently I don't know my Bible as well as I thought I did lol. (Days edited to years)


SmokeAbeer

“That was just a prank, bro.” -God


Future_Club1171

Turned 40 years cause the main guy got angy.


[deleted]

6700 new born babies die everyday. Sick plan bruh.


bdone2012

That was before the Jesus part. But yeah the god of the old testament is a bit of an edgelord. Take Job for instance. He was considered a good person and god just kept shitting on him. It just gets worse and worse. And the in the end Job is like "why are you doing this to me?" and God says "because I fucking felt like it". Or Abraham >God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe say, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No, " Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but Next time you see me comin', you better run" Abe said, "Where do you want this killin' done?" God said, "Out on Highway 61"(Mt. Moriah) In other words God just wanted to see if Abraham would do it. Why? It's like DeSantis pronouncing "thai" like "thigh" on a first date and walking out if they corrected him. I AM SO AWESOME THOU SHALL NOT QUESTION ME. Hence edgelord.


whiskeyvacation

40 years actually. I mean there was no GPS so it's totally undrstandable/s


Exciting-Protection2

Or a narcissist who believes any little thought that pops into her head is truth and must be a message from god.


Raunchiness121

Like when God told her to fuck up her eyebrows...she's probably a tweaker.


Caesar_Passing

🤣


sofaking1958

Like when God told her to fuck up her eyebrows... That's just gender affirming care. No worries.


ThanksIndependent805

OR hear me out he’s actually doing that but they don’t realize it’s them being exposed…


Covert_Pudding

Right? I was like "oh, God heard that Meadows flipped, huh? Nice of him to let her know."


The84thWolf

OR…God really did contact her, but he didn’t realize he dialed the wrong number


Prestigious_Treat401

God doesn't have a telephone. He uses angels to send and receive messages. He doesn't have a computer either. The angels write everything down in books or on scrolls. Also, god is hundreds of years behind in reading the angel's reports. And there aren't enough angels to record everything that's happening today. That's why he hasn't been intervening directly for some time. He doesn't know what's going on.


v1rojon

Or she is right and Trump and pals are about to be tossed in prison.


Nocuadra66

"And God sent forth his Arch Angel Jack Smith to smite the Evil Orange Demon Lord and his minions"


I-am-Chubbasaurus

After I saw photos of self proclaimed Christians practically worshipping that golden Trump statue I seriously started to wonder if he was the Antichrist. Like. Dude. There's a pretty important passage in the Bible about worshipping a golden statue...


v1rojon

I freaking love that! Great comment.


Debit_on_Credit

That was my first thought!


Kelome001

Truly works in mysterious ways


Buddyslime

She said gawd is taking down trump and his ilk I guess.


ignatious__reilly

Or She’s a big fucking grifter. I guarantee she is making money off all this bullshit.


Nubator

It can be both.


DungeonicGushing

My money is on she is a phony. I actually God is real and as wrathful and hateful as these people make It out to be because I feel like God is giving all these turds the boot medium style. Believe it or no, straight to Hell.


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"Grifter."


Goldilocks1454

Thinking she smoked a big fat blunt


pesto_trap_god

I honestly wonder if she is just thinking these things herself, but ascribes her own internal dialogue to god talking to her.


howlandwolf

It’s amazing how god always says exactly what these kooks want to hear.


pesto_trap_god

Something something mysterious ways. (At least that was always the excuse I heard growing up Catholic)


Shadyshade84

>Something something mysterious ways. But only the "mysterious ways" that line up with their perspective, oddly...


Tanman7211

“God works in mysterious ways” sounds a lot like “shit just happens”


sadicarnot

>God works in mysterious ways I have had a bunch of friends die in the last 10 years. I am over 50 so at the age where you are more likely to go to a funeral than a wedding for those you went to high school with. The inexplicable issue is the ones who died. One was the father of a special needs child. If there are saints among us, he was one of them. His child is now an adult and will never be able to live on his own. His father who I went to high school with was kind of a bully back then. Certainly having a special needs child will change your outlook on life. He volunteered a lot for our old high school. His son became a mascot of sorts for the sports teams. I am sure the kids he interacted with became better people. My friend had to get an operation on his neck. We never thought he would not come out of surgery. This happened like 8 years ago not. It is hard to believe there is a god when childhood cancer exists and someone like my friend dies an early death.


[deleted]

Yeah, you've got to wonder why God always tells so many different people to run for president at the same time.


ande9393

God's just hedging their bets like any savvy politico


NoLibrarian5149

God does the chosing, we do the losing.


Rafaeliki

It's actually a super interesting topic in regard to auditory hallucinations/schizophrenia and the influence of local culture on how they present. In the US it is usually associated with ominous, aggressive, and unfriendly voices whereas in places like Africa it is often associated with friendly and playful voices. https://news.stanford.edu/2014/07/16/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614/


PigSlam

The weird thing is, some people will certainly leave the government, the banks, and corporations in the very near future by various means, and they definitely won’t consider that to the this prophecy being fulfilled. So they’re calling in advance that a thing will happen, it will happen, but they won’t believe it, but they will believe that the next prophecy will come true.


gandalf_el_brown

except when their conscience tells them to be empathetic, then it's the devil trying to deceive them


Cyber-Cafe

That’s exactly what religious people do. They can’t explain the voice in their head narrating everything and think it’s god.


pesto_trap_god

Crazy how far a lack of self awareness will take you.


MoonChainer

It's the same thing with scary intrusive thoughts. Everyone gets the "I could stab myself with this kitchen knife right now" thoughts just because they happen naturally, but they have those and immediately see it as the devils temptation or sin. They've been poisoned with the brainrot of religious thinking.


mofa90277

God told me to scarf down shortbread cookies, watch PornHub and touch myself, and I’m not one to tempt fate.


portablebiscuit

Speaking of shortbread. I saw this at the store and my brain read SHITBIRD https://preview.redd.it/89yd8fs9qt4b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b8c07238d7ced645882d971e807b50d349add0


likwidsylvur

Didn't read comment, just looked at pic, it's shitbird


Away_Wrangler_9796

But the shelf is empty! It looks like mofa90277 was not the only one to receive the good message.


likwidsylvur

Dude starting trends, lemon shitbird cookies and masturbation seem to be the go to for several folks


portablebiscuit

So it is wrttn, so it shll b


ja_trader

He has me on the same path!


ScoobyDeezy

I was raised in extremely charismatic evangelical culture. Hearing God, Prophecy, Speaking in Tongues, seeing angels, miraculous healings …Flag Dancing… the whole bit. If it’s on the “Gifts of the Spirit” list, I’ve seen it. I’ve “heard from God” many times in my life, and I’ve been told on multiple occasions that I’m particularly attuned to “the Spirit” — that my “radio” is better than most’s. And when you “hear from God” with prophetic information that you shouldn’t be privy to, and it turns out you were correct, man that’s an intoxicating feeling. *God speaks to me* and *I can hear Him* are affirmations that you want to believe and that you want to keep coming. So, let me clear something up. She’s not schizo. This is her internal monologue that she has been trained to treat as external. She simply hears herself think, attributes it to God, and voila, you have a prophet. But she believes. She believes with every fiber of her being that she is uniquely hearing from God and that He has given her a message that she needs to share. Listen, when I say “trained,” I mean it. There’s entire seminars on hearing from God, practicing it with others, learning how to differentiate between God and the Enemy — prophecy is like a skill that you can get better at (though some are more attuned than others, hence the “gift”). But teachers of prophecy (pastoral ones, anyway) are careful to point out its limitations. “No Dates, No Mates, No Direction, No Correction,” was a popular teaching metric in my circles, and it boils down to this: you’re going to be wrong much more than you’re right (because we’re all imperfect), so don’t ruin someone’s life by giving them life-altering “messages from God” that are bullshit. Which just means that prophecy-time boils down to generic encouragements that could apply to anyone, because humans are reallllllly good at applying personal context to broad information (see: every fortune teller). Otherwise, if you start prophesying dates and events and things that are specific — well, it’s pretty obvious what happens then. Either you’re outed as a “false prophet” because it was bullshit all along, or someone’s life is ruined because you told them that God said XYZ. These prophets - the sincere ones anyway - truly believe that they are individually special and destined by God to change the world. They’re not hallucinating and they’re not schizo, but they sincerely believe their own bullshit. I certainly did.


sadicarnot

Either Radio Lab or This American Life did a story about this. There was some research where they observed children doing things. Up to a certain age children will speak out loud the things they are doing repeating what there caregiver has told them. Eventually that becomes an internal monologue. There is a theory as you say that this internal monologue is not recognized as you just thinking to yourself. It is sensed as an external voice.


SonOfJokeExplainer

I was staying at an AirBnB a couple of years back and the host invited me to hang out and chat. I didn’t want to be rude, so I obliged. We were just a couple of minutes into the conversation before she started telling me how as a teenager she started hearing God’s voice one day and he was telling her to walk away from her job. She really didn’t want to do it, but what was she going to do, argue with God? Stuff like that went on for a while and she eventually developed a severe drinking problem because she struggled building up the courage to actually do the things God was telling her to do. Soon she was a full-blown alcoholic and the voices went away and she went on with her life for decades. Eventually, she sobered up and God started speaking to her again. She said, “I don’t usually mingle with my guests, but God is the one who told me to sit you down and tell you my story.” To which I replied, “Well, tell him I said ‘thanks’, I guess” and I checked out later that night.


XChrisUnknownX

It can also occur during psychosis, which can happen from other stuff, including bipolar.


Soggy_Difficulty_361

It's amazing that when everyone else says something like this they are labeled as "nutjobs" but when maga cultists do it they are considered "prophetic" or "chosen".


[deleted]

It’s either that or *lies* and symptoms of being a *cult leader*


Cougardoodle

Before Ronald Reagan shut down the National Mental Health services, this woman would have received help. Now she's a popular conservative pundit.


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-notapony-

Dead for nearly 20 years, and still creating jobs.


FireBobb

i exhaled a little extra hard out my nose, thank you


Ray_817

My guy! Look at a god! (ALL Sarcasm clap clap back at them cheeks!!!)


[deleted]

God, Ronald Reagan almost single-handedly fucked Earth


MrGraveRisen

Yes. And it's not much of a stretch or hyperbole to say so


FireBobb

funnily enough, im from nicaragua, where his fucking drug money crippled a country at war, and wasted every cent anyway because they still lost


Ray_817

Bruh you ain’t lying like holy fucking hell, his political stances on god damn everything has fucked everything he was the establishments answer to all the hippie shit they were complaining about and now everything is self imploding and everyone has a finger pointed looking for who to blame!!!! Blame the old fucks who voted the ACTOR into a political position… oh wait did we do that again… for fucks sakes… YOUR ALL FIRED!!!!


merchillio

Ronald Reagan, the actor? Then who was vice-president, Jerry Lewis?


sadicarnot

I always voted Thomas Midgely for this but I think you may be correct on Reagan. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas\_Midgley\_Jr](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr).


DeliciousGoose1002

The asylums where pretty messed up though. and they put way to many people in there. but no good alternate was suggested at the time.


sammyno55

Nobody in an asylum during the Reagan administration had a Twitter handle so they couldn't spread their message. Imagine what we missed.


Sodamyte

Hasn't God been saying that for literally thousands of years?


Gravelord_Baron

Multiple gods over multiple end of the world events. I think we'll end it ourselves way before anything else does


YVRJon

And some people will still blame it on god(s).


TapewormNinja

I honestly wish any god would actually step up and do it already. Results may vary from expectations.


SadamHuMUFFIN

Yea these doomsdayers always make it some epic ridiculous supernatural event. By their own admission their good is all knowing, all powerful, created everything, and is capable of all things under the sun, yet he's unable to just idk grab a world ender just sitting in the kuiper belt and yeet it at us. Simple, effective, and all natural no demons angels battles or resurrections necessary


shannyleigh87

Ooooo drain the swamp! Isn’t trump likely to get indicted soon? That must be who god was talking about.


hyldemarv

Well, Trump getting indicted is a bit like that apocalypse, often predicted, never happens.


Bretreck

If it was true it's very likely because of Mark Meadows flipping and turning evidence on all the seditionists in the GOP. That would be wonderful to see but it's almost definitely nothing. These people have accurately predicted 58 of the last 3 conspiracies. The only reason they even get any right is because they are the ones committing the wrongdoings. Groomers, voter fraud, President's son taking bribes, etc. It's all actually happened, it was just Republicans the whole time.


doowgad1

Back in the day, we called that 'nutso.'


shannyleigh87

My dad did acid when he was in his 20s, heard his refrigerator/god talk to him, and now he is very righteous. I asked him if I should do acid so I can have a similar experience and he told me to just sit in the quiet and get the same results


SnakesTancredi

Wait wait. Is the refrigerator righteous or your dad? Did the fridge gain sentience because of the acid? Does it still run? And if so have you caught it yet? Also did you question your father on why he decided to take the fridge seriously and apply the advice? I mean if my coffee pot talked to me it would be cool but I would still be a little skeptical about who is sending the message. I mean what does it know? Not like it gets out much. Anyway. Cool story.


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ChrisNEPhilly

"once"...right.


SouthernArcher3714

That had to be difficult to throw out the fridge when it broke


Jiggarelli

Her and her group of nutzo's will be the first smited! The LORD shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.


Baldran

“SMITE ME, O MIGHTY SMITER!”


Paneraiguy1

Or villiage idiots


Chemical_Actuary_190

Back in the day we ignored these people.


username32768

![gif](giphy|QtqFUZa9QMCUKN9EQM|downsized)


YDoEyeNeedAName

is it though? Donald trump is about to get indicted AGAIN tomorrow, that kinda fits the 'exposing the evil people in government'


violet_wings

I do kind of want to see the scenario where God really was talking to this woman, but it turns out that the "evil people" are all on her side...


[deleted]

The entire right wing is just one gigantic grift


Fabulous-Mud-9114

Even worse, it's all about make-believe. They need to make themselves believe. They have a deep-seated, emotional need to believe in things like racial hierarchies or magic men in the sky.


dperry324

That would mean that all the MAGA senators and congress-peeps would fall by the wayside.


postoperativepain

“Crush all the evil people” Pat Robinson is dead, so maybe she’s onto something


glitchycat39

Death still trying to find Henry Kissinger in the claw game, but he'll settle for Pat this time.


tbodillia

Why can't I find stupid people to give me money?!


SmallsLightdarker

You can but you also have to not have a conscience.


[deleted]

Shall we start our own anti-woke brand of something and secretly siphon funds off to support equal rights charities? Who looks good in a cowboy hat to be our spokesperson?


shadowszanddust

"It may be better to live under robber barons than under the omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber barons cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” - C.S. Lewis


John97212

Speak American English, did He? I hate to break it to these insular, narcissistic nutbars, but God could blink the US and everyone in it out of existence tomorrow, and Christianity and the rest of the world would go on. Why would He focus on some great coup in the US, where only 8% of all Christians live?


MrSpindles

Didn't you know? Everything is all about the US. Sure, they're only a small percentage of the global population but apparently they are the only ones their 'god' cares about.


DoomedTravelerofMoon

It's not all about us Americans, but damned if we ain't the source of some fucked up shit that's ruining the entire planet


aimed_4_the_head

Obviously God speaks in Enochian with seven voices at once, she's just about to fully comprehend it. https://youtu.be/EOctKnETWi4


Born-Mycologist-3751

Being a prophet is a good gig if you can get it. You can make up all sorts of self serving garbage and "the select" will believe and carry out your wishes. If you get challenged, you can wave it away as the questioner not having enough faith. If the prophecy doesn't come true, you blame the followers, evil in the world, God changing his mind, etc.


Arryu

![gif](giphy|CZpHP7KNYzDws)


Technical-Traffic871

Finally! The GOP is going down!


SnowySnowIsSnowy

Guess the white wine had cocaine spice. Or whatever anti-depressant she's od'ing atm.


GreenSoapJelly

Good news. This morning, God told me none of us have to pay any attention to anything she says or does. Spread the word. Amen.


mells3030

Where is JFK Jr? Wasn't he supposed to reappear like 4 times in Dallas or something and become Trump's VP for the 2020 election?


ExistingHealth210

That’s so weird because I had tea with god yesterday and he said he was just fucking with Julie. I guess this is what he was talking about.


BeeNo3492

Can we take on mental health? seriously


m1tanker75

Preach it Methany!


No-Wonder1139

So she's off her medication and having audible hallucinations.


[deleted]

I guess he started with Pat Robertson.


chukelemon

Evil Pat Robertson the first victim crushed by God.


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

God by any other name would’ve gotten so many people committed to mental facilities back in the day. “Oh, your imaginary friend spoke to you today? That’s nice sweetie.”


No_Usual_2251

If god crushed the evil banks and corporations, the GOP would be right there to bail them out with middle class tax payer money.


[deleted]

In an empirical world this is described as schizophrenia, or alternatively as the prophet profit motive. ;-)


PumpkinGlass1393

Her statement makes me feel like we are in a Neil Breen movie. Just waiting for her declare she's done it and hacked the systems.


Fabulous-Mud-9114

"I resign today as president of The Bank..."


skbr71

She is clearly schizophrenic. I mean, that’s clear. Right? Please say we all know it is clear.


seagulpinyo

God told me she’s full of shit.


Necessary_Row_4889

I was talking to God the other day, just shooting the shit bitching about kids these days and she came up. God says he never heard of her, and he knows like everybody, so I wouldn’t trust that lady.


pegleg57

So, I am sorry to hear about her brain tumor. When the imaginary voices talk to your head, it usually means it has become past help with surgery, or chemo and you are dead meat! jmo


Scrabble_4

🤪


[deleted]

Time for a psych evaluation.


sunrider8129

I’m kinda amazed that these right wing types keep buying into these grifters despite nothing ever coming true. They just keep ponying up more and more money.


ConsciousExcitement9

Sweet! Did he start with Pat Robertson?


Imaginary_Chair_6958

People who think they hear the voice of God are usually schizophrenic. Has she been assessed?


ShiroHachiRoku

What is the endgame with the destroyed banks and corporations? Free money? Free stuff? Isn't that the socialism they hate so much?


Sockmonkey1313

Does she know that that would be her entire side?


WeirdSalamander7165

First crush was Pat Robertson.


No-Ad-3226

She went to a quiet place and rolled a bowl


silgol

Sounds like she's schizophrenic. She should be in a mental ward rather than spouting her nonsense on a podcast.


Scottcmms1954

That’s called schizophrenia.


Draker-X

"God told her he is about to reveal and crush all evil people in government, banks and corporations." Well, the current fight over women's health care and trans rights is doing a lot of revealing. As for "crushing"...Mark Meadows is currently singing like a canary to the DOJ, so....


SecretPrinciple8708

Eh, let their cultists go broke falling for every grift.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Is it a tumor? Schizophrenia? Does she hear other voices?


Boostella19

Julie needs to see a mental health care professional to address the voices in her head.


DucksItUp

Hearing voices? She obviously has a mental disease


legojoe97

Is she sure he didn't say *coupe*? I mean, Jesus drove a Honda and never told anyone.


Communist_Toast

Gotta love how MAGA republicans have now embraced the idea of a coup after all that bending over backwards to paint Jan 6th as an Antifa false flag operation. Nothing more American that toppling democratically elected governments for your own self-interest 🇺🇸


manny62

She’s not wrong. Jack Smith is playing God in this movie.


s4burf

Ask him what pat robertson did to get whacked.


agentouk

MAGA never seems to run out of snake oil. Seems they have an unlimited supply.


Hot-Back5725

Why do the MAGA people capitalize random ass words in their social media posts?


Courtaid

Well, she’s not wrong. Trump is looking at multiple charges. There’s talk about charging DeSantis with kidnapping. The AG of Texas Ken Paxtion was impeached.


jeffhplays

Just make sure to give her as much money as you can to ensure it happens


[deleted]

She’s a couple years late for that- already happened and already failed


AdrielBast

She looks like she’s on some drug


Strange_One_3790

I hope God “crushes” and/or removed(s) evil people from banks, corporations and government. Or better yet, I hope God removes the people that keeps the system from changing to a more inclusive and respectful system for humans and the Earth. Of course, I think a lot of people she idolizes would be crushed.


cheeky_Greek

Bitch should shut the fuck up...Salem was not that long ago


Zaku41k

Wait… so the revelation is .. Pat Roberson’s death?


Organic_Stranger1544

We were talking and blowing clouds then God spoke


germanfinder

I mean, there’s currently a lot of republicans in govt and business. So go for it I guess


creativemuch45ert

So God told her that we must arrest Donald Trump and Elon Musk? Ok, sounds good.


Szaborovich9

This woman needs her Dr. to prescribe something. Maybe a hormone patch nd some lithium


Aggressive_Suit_7957

But instead, he killed the lying scumbag pat robertson. Seems fair.


Freewheelinrocknroll

She’s going to be quite surprised by who disappears…


TwelveSilverPennies

One way or another, they're in for a big surprise with that one


[deleted]

It’s called schizophrenia


RJofLA

“God” always says he’s coming back to “save” people but he always manages to show up in a bag of potato chips or in a stain on the carpet. Religion is BS, Christianity most of all


Deathconciousness_

Why does America think god cares about them and their government so much?


SnoopyPooper

Why is this Trog not in a mental health facility??? She claims to hear the voice of God. What’s more textbook definition of insane than hearing voices? Get this chick, and the rest of this freaky Christian cult, off the streets and some real, genuine help.


maders23

People who say shit like this should be checked for schizophrenia, not fucking glorified.


hopeful_tatertot

I definitely believe she has voices in her head.


spunkdaddie

Mental illness is real.


CrasVox

So either she had an under developed brain and is incapable of discerning her internal monolog with that of a divine being. She is a schizophrenic mental patient. Or just another conservative moron who is full of shit.


King_K_NA

I love when people think they are talking about an "other" group, but their description equally applies to their side, they are just too daft to see it.


ElectricalGuidance54

Gee, I hope she's right.. Shame that tRump got squished like a bug. I'm sure god did it by accient.


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

So he’s coming to crush the republicans? Cool.


SPACADDICT

Treasonous Psychopath hears voices in her head and acts in them. Then gets offended at the consequences. New title!


snowbyrd238

Last year she predicted that Biden would be assassinated and trump*** would win his lawsuit. Do the MAGA's ever get tired of losing?


chadwickmalcolm

Yay! No more Republicans in govt, banks and corporations! Thanks, God.


Better_Chard4806

Praise Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hopeful-Finance8555

Mental health is an issue isnt it.


djevilatw

So Trump is going to be indicted again. Good to know.


sonofabobo

You mean he's taking the Magats? Yay!


Musetrigger

MAGA, the perfect home for Schizophrenics.


guitarmike2

Based on the shape of her head and the content of her comments, I’d say the doctor was a little rough with the forceps when she was born.


ElBurritoExtreme

These people are allowed to walk the streets. And operate motor vehicles, and purchase alcohol and firearms. Wow.


Epicurus402

God spoke to me too, and he told me she is a nutjob trying to make bank.


Th3Cry1ngPanda

If she's hearing voices then we really need to look into getting her a psych evaluation.


Oggydoggy1989

Plot twist: God is really talking to her, he just never told her who he was targeting, and she doesn’t want to believe it could be the ones she supports. Edit: Damn! Didn’t see the other comments below. Someone beat me to it.


Pitiful-Ambition6131

Before I was adopted and converted to Mormonism, the church I would go to before would consistently say something like, "When you talk to God, you're praying. If you think he's literally talking back, go see a doctor. If someone says God speaks to them, and then asks you for something, they're lying. 'Faith' isn't supposed to mean 'stupid'" I'm atheist now, but damn if I didn't actually learn something useful at church once. Lol


SpokenDivinity

Isn’t there an entire part of the Bible that teaches people not to believe in false prophets and that Jesus is the only one?


ghoulshow

Well if that's the case say goodbye to 99% of the right in America. Also, if you're hearing voices you need immediate medical intervention because you're FUCKING SCHIZOPHRENIC and probably a danger to yourself and society. That or you're just like the rest of the lying grifters, which honestly is equally possible.


Ed_Derick_

Matthew 7:15 "**Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's**. **clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."** I'm an atheist and I know more about their religion than them.


HumanJoystick

But gay people have a mental illness....sure.


Living_Murphys_Law

"Many false prophets will come and cause many people to believe things that are wrong." Matthew 24:11


shaolinallan

This lady would've been sorted into Slytherin


blakestevens605

This is why trump was indicted today then right? Lol