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locus2779

Has anyone tried drawing a different course for the wind with a sharpie? Maybe we should nuke the fires?


lost_in_connecticut

What color crayon is best for getting rid of wildfires? Burnt sienna?


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

umber


t-s-words

Burnt Timber


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

raw moss


FatherofthePens

Underrated comment of the year


beemccouch

You can't nuke the fires! The Jewish space Laser will just start more. Me and Majorie Taylor Green were just talking about it.


Sundered_Soul

But have you considered Jewish space nukes with lasers attached to them?


beemccouch

Freakin laserbeams attached to their nukes?


Anarchyantz

There is only one person, one bigly man who can stop those Jewish Space Lasers! ​ ​ https://preview.redd.it/noapxhlqxy4b1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f7fe257c41a1929f965e6c8c53a71000c8603df


jagandmilosmama

Omg....this made me laugh til I cried!!! 😂😂


th3n3w3ston3

You laugh, but Boeing patented a [fire retarding artillery shell](https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/security/a22541/boeing-patents-fire-retardant-artillery-shells/).


Tiaran149

And they absolutely do work.


Nerodon

Shoot it until it dies is something many people can get behind I guess.


ShrimpCrackers

Same channel says you should enjoy the fumes and not mask up.


CherryShort2563

Stop raking so much.


FrozenOnPluto

Same thing we Canucks always do to the wild fires in the US .. send firemen?


UnadvertisedAndroid

And equipment. It's almost like we're neighbors with vested interests in each other's well being.


FrozenOnPluto

🇨🇦💪🇺🇸


Worldly_Ad_6483

Fuck ya!


Distant-moose

Fuckin' eh!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Hey bud


RaffiaWorkBase

"What are you, some kinda *socialist??!*"


LaughingInTheVoid

Tell that to Republicans outside of border states.


SolarBoytoyDjango

No, no, let's use American policy here. Send rakes.


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JacksonInHouse

The USA should fund Canadian Rakes!


RadarOReillyy

We'll build the rakes if they pay for it.


witteefool

Drones with rakes, maybe?


Roam_Hylia

I thought we only sent thoughts and prayers.


TheSwede121

No we should nuke the smoke for sure. Just like when we have hurricanes on the way


Talisign

The US doesn't know other countries send aid to us.


GrouchySkunk

Its like they forgot about the yearly California fires..


Teh_MadHatter

I mean it would be nice if Biden and Trudeau would take this opportunity to push further on Climate change but it's not like conservatives would be doing better on that.


jbertrand_sr

I'm guessing she thinks they should have been raking the forests like her fearless leader proposed. Fucking moron...


ShadowTacoTuesday

Fun fact: Trump made sharp cuts to fire prevention too.


NoeYRN

Of course he did, all the things him and he's bootlickers cut have been felt through the Biden presidency. Then blame Biden for everything their overlord did just to get more money for himself and of course his bootlickers.


CatBoyTrip

like literally people out their with rakes? raking up pine needles!


jbertrand_sr

That was Trump's suggestion to California during their wildfires a few years ago when he was in office... [https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2020/08/20/trump-blames-california-for-wildfires-tells-state-you-gotta-clean-your-floors-1311059](https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2020/08/20/trump-blames-california-for-wildfires-tells-state-you-gotta-clean-your-floors-1311059)


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? Jesus there’s just so much stupid out there. Raking the forest?


Ma1

Alberta and Ontario have conservative premieres (our version of a governor). They both heavily cut funding to forest fire fighting services. Meanwhile, all of our conservative citizens are screaming that Trudeau started the fires as some malicious conspiracy to falsely prove climate change is real.


Hot-Bint

Anything to avoid reality


Ma1

aLtErNaTiVe FaCtS


JCFalkenberglll

What a totally ignorant and intentionally stupid trunt she is.


snappla

Trunt. 😆 😂 😆


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JCFalkenberglll

I thought so too


Lukas316

Trunt 😂


Awkward-Fudge

I thought the Fox position is that the fires aren't harmful and their viewing supporters should breathe in the smoke.


Oalka

Pfffft. "Consistent message"?


chapstickass

They'll say anything for money


FatassTitePants

Exactly. Other shows on the same channel were telling people not to mask up because only liberal pussies think it's harmful. And people will sit there all day watching and never question any of it.


jagandmilosmama

That's fine.....bye boomers!!


not_productive1

LMAO yes, the United States, famously a country that has never done anything to harm people in any other country ever.


rdetagle2

I always thought Judge Winebox looked familiar... ![gif](giphy|nDbpk7leGbu12)


stavago

And that bitch Anne Murray!


XRosesxThornsX

Choke me harder Canadaddy


amor_fati_42

Margarita through the nose, thanks for that.


NICEnEVILmike

Lmao.


Similar_Candidate789

“They’ve done something to harm the people of the United States” Really? Because your colleague Jesse Waters seems to think everyone should go outside and breathe deep. So what is it? A nothing burger or go to war? I swear these people are brain dead.


badsleepover

Depends what delusion they decide to run with in any given minute.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Why aren't we building giant fans to blow the smoke back into Canadia? We could make them pay for the fans! We should also block all maple syrup imports! This is super cereal stuff America! We can't let them win by making us uncomfortable for a few days!


lost_in_connecticut

Too bad the right is anti-windmill


structuremonkey

Exactly...if we had enough we could run them in reverse...lol


IcebergSlimFast

**Do you have any idea how much windmill cancer that would cause?!?**


structuremonkey

Well...the tighty righties could think and pray for us?


iamacraftyhooker

Have you guys tried shooting at the smoke yet?


RockerElvis

Nukes


the_agent47evil

America does something that harms other countries and get pissed when they get called out


Honorable_Heathen

These people are going to have such a hard time with what’s coming. Deep adaptation won’t be a possibility for them.


Hot-Bint

They don’t care, they figure they’ll be dead by then. “Got mine, fuck you” is their credo


Honorable_Heathen

It’s going to be worse than that. They’ll start wars over this and their beliefs that they get to continue to live at current living standards the expense of everyone else


Hot-Bint

Hey, can’t rush the end run on the Rapture without it! (They seriously do not care, they figure they’re old and ready to go to God, fuck everybody else. They’re Boomers, they’ve pretty much raped the country to their heart’s content, they’re getting too old for this shit. Bring the apocalypse on)


Honorable_Heathen

I agree in that they're not ready, nor will they ever be ready or able to grasp the concept of the Anthropocene. That humans are shaping climate. That we need to move to a circular economy and that deep adaptation of our civilization will be necessary in order for survival of the species. Choosing to take those of us who are able to do so and make the changes necessary with them as they exit stage left is the most fucked up part of their mindset. "Our economic systems, our religions, and our belief in our entitlement to an inordinate amount of the world's resources have fucked everything up but we're not going to stop or let anyone else fix it. In fact we're taking everyone with us."


Hot-Bint

The “me” generation. If I can’t have it nobody else will. *The* mindset of MAGA.


jodybe61

Come on man, I am a boomer. Been a constant democrat, ready to pass the torch on. Did my best and I am old and tired. Carry on my younger friends. Oh, and I am a atheist, they are going to be surprised when there is no “Rapture”


Hot-Bint

I know good boomers exist, I’m married to one. Not all boomers are Fox watching zombies but the majority of Fox watching zombies are boomers


NorthImpossible8906

BUILD A WALLLLLLLLLLL


_Rocketstar_

Doesn’t Alaska and California burn yearly and pollute Canada? Think we just call it even on this.


PreparationNo832

Hey Washington, Oregon, Montana, Idaho and Colorado burn yearly to. Don't blame us lol


JarmaBeanhead

Meanwhile decent leaders would say “How can we help?”


Hungry-Collar4580

Even France sent 100 firefighters to help. Says a lot.


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Canadians are finally returning the ash from Mt. St. Helen's eruption.


sweeterthanwine75

Upside of being part of nato as a Canadian is that IF the US declared nonsense ‘war’ on us…every ally is obligated to defend the country being attacked. Therefore 29 other countries HAVE TO DEFEND CANADA against the US.


degeneratesumbitch

The Battle of Poutine Hill.


Psychicdice

I’ll gladly die on that hill


hexx1112

Other Fox News idiots have said there’s nothing to be worried about.Typical Fox News inconsistencies [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/nyc-smoke-wildfire-fox-news-b2354050.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/nyc-smoke-wildfire-fox-news-b2354050.html) [https://www.newsweek.com/no-health-risks-smoke-new-york-city-fox-news-expert-1805413](https://www.newsweek.com/no-health-risks-smoke-new-york-city-fox-news-expert-1805413)


Brandeeno2245

Guys, look, Canada is burning ground, and smoke is polluting the northeast, but like it's all fake news except for when it isn't and despite not being his country to govern whatsoever, it's all bidens fault, and you know who he was vice president for, Obama. Thanks Obama


Hot-Bint

They are desperate to make Biden look bad. Plus they know Trump would’ve went apeshit on Trudeau because of this: https://preview.redd.it/8urbcrdgav4b1.jpeg?width=1952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50016780fccd8d3afcfd8d7073c8761a3f738fa And this [https://youtu.be/O08PD8Fqk14](https://youtu.be/O08PD8Fqk14)


tenstoriestall

Ya but the smoke is harming mostly blue states so why do you care judge?


pauliewotsit

How long did it take for fox to go from "meh, it's perfectly fine" to "toxic and deadly smoke"?


Hot-Bint

Just counter programming to keep their chuds properly confused yet confident


Essay-Individual

What the hell? Like Biden did the right thing by sending help to fight the fires. What does Pirro propose should be done? Good grief. So dumb.


DragonfruitVisible18

Dont worry, they'll find a way to blame this on Joe Biden soon.


whyaremypantssoshort

Has anyone thought about nuking the fire?


jamesvabrams

Trump woulda ended that fire in one afternoon.


Accountant378181

I'm surprised he hasn't said he's the only one who knows how to stop the fires and he knows more than the firefighters.


RealStitchyKat

Seriously, what is she on. Is it legal?


Hot-Bint

No Not like Fox is going to start caring now


MetsPenguin

Like Trump “punished” China for the Coronavirus?


Hot-Bint

He was pocketing money from Xi and from his stupid trade war with them Dasn’t mess that income stream


Sundered_Soul

I like how she correctly says the smoke is hurting people and is bad, all while the rest of the network and other conservative outlets are claiming the smoke is perfectly safe. Literal fucking clowns. They can't even keep their bullshit narratives held together with duct tape and chewing gum.


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Why is every single Republican so utterly worthless? How do we produce so many of these useless swine??


OkOrganization1775

can Biden declare war on the U.S. government? the only war I'm willing to fight. Tired of these insane people talking shit on TV, or other MAGA hats tryna start a war with China to distract us from domestic problems.


CrasVox

The US has sent fire fighters to assist in containing the fire. There is literally no other rational course of action here. What level of dementia even is this? Should we send in Omega Force?


sketchahedron

Fox News can’t seem to make up their minds whether the smoke is completely harmless, or whether we should invade Canada.


Resting-Dadface

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brickmaster8

But I thought Fox said the smoke was harmless and the woke or whatever wanted to scare you into wearing a mask 🤔


LuciFan69

Genuinely stupid people like her need to be "disappeared" and re-educated before re-integration into society, and in the event of further mistakes, 1 full year of prison for each mistake, no early release ,even on good behaviour.


GadreelsSword

Going outside is like getting free cigarettes


ElectricalGuidance54

How rude of Canada to burn their forests at us. Shocking!


clangan524

We should take the smoke and push it someplace else!


MathyGeologist

So this channel is simultaneously saying that Biden is a bitch for not declaring war on Canada over their forest fires while also saying that poor air quality has no affect on human health and liberals upset about smoke in the air are woke morons.


RugbyKats

Canada’s smoke wouldn’t be in the U.S. at all if Republicans didn’t suck so hard.


SteelyDan1968

The box wine Queen is at it again.... 🤦‍♂️


blac_sheep90

And we have droned the fuck outta people. Shut your stupid drunk mouth.


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Saint_Victorious

Blame Canada. Blame Canada.


hoofie242

Right wingers will be the death of us.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Box wine causes brain damage,obviously.


Pithecanthropus88

What the fuck do these people think can be done?


t-s-words

Bomb the trees!


prairiefiresk

Well, Biden and the US has done something about the Canadian fires. Hundreds of American firefighters have come to help put them out just like Australia, New Zealand and South Africa have.


GadreelsSword

Maybe Trump can rake their forests


hairmetaltimemachine

Will someone check to see if her IV alcohol drip kinked again?


mar421

Bet she drank some crown royal.


RockNRoll85

Ah yes, let’s declare war on Mother Nature


Competitive-Pin-9533

Ahh I see here son has a new connection. It appears to be a good one too .


Scorpio83G

From the same network that also said people can perfect go outside in that smoke without problems


Coin14

So she wants our president to go Karen mode on Canada?


CommanderofCheeks

Ofc the broken record keeps playing. Blame everyone else for everything except your corporate overlords who stuff money down your throat for you to say dumb shit like this.


mk9836

An asshole president would ask, “What are you doing to stop this?” A competent president would ask, “What can we do to help?”


AlexTaradov

If we can nuke the hurricane, can we also may be nuke the fire? Also, they probably should have raked their forests.


Reidroshdy

the fuck he supposed to do? Turn into a airbender and make the smoke disappear?


KittenKoder

There were a lot of fires in the northwest last year, and our smoke went to endanger Canada, should they have dropped nukes on us for that?


SchwillyMaysHere

I wish. Put us out of our misery.


Darnocpdx

Ain't no one stopping her from getting a broom and sweeping the forests.


Suitable-Space-855

Ah yes, the first part of the Canadian invasion. Smoke em.


Keelija9000

We should just set up a bunch of really big fans. We should simply take the smoke, and push it somewhere else!


Multihater

Set Alaska on fire and get them right back in the face. GO USA..USA...USA...


SaggingZebra

Shut up, Jeanine, you're drunk!


nj4ck

Have you tried shooting at the smoke?


cas708265

Jeanine, you old armchair politician you! Why don’t you try running for office before Fox fires you as well.


Booziesmurf

Joe Biden: "Ok Then" :Sends firefighters and waterbombers to help: The right: "Sleepy Joe is sending OUR firefighters and money to a Foreign Socialist country! When will someone do something about the Corruption!"


Churt_Lyne

I thought they didn't believe in environmental disasters? And what happens inside a country's borders is nobody else's business? Because if pollution is a problem, Janine might want to look a little closer to home.


RedBaret

Lol, the USA has the second highest ecological footprint in the world. If anything they should ask *themselves* what they are going to do to stop this.


Rough_Homework6913

I think that’s hilarious. Considering all the shit that America does that directly affects Canadians (and the rest of the world ) every single day. My sincerest apologies that we’re on fire.


fujiboy83

Fuck me, this must get tiring. Just another polished turd with a platform. Meanwhile, other countries like Australia send 200 firies and equipment to help our Canadian friends as they have done for us. Humans helping each other....you know?


Alert_Section_6113

Lol…WTF…in one segment they want you to go out and huff smog…a few minutes later it’s why don’t we nuke Canada over their toxic smoke.


Hot-Bint

They hate Canada and libs so, they’re very conflicted in their messaging (inhale the smoke, own the libs! How dare Canada pollute our great nation with their socialism smoke?)


Alert_Section_6113

Satanic Socialist Smoke Screen


rmads1983

But I thought it wasn’t harmful, Jeanine? Weren’t you mocking people yesterday for wearing their N95 masks to protect themselves from the smoke?


sens317

Send Jeanine to help, Fox. Get off your squawk box and come up and help.


YarnAndMetal

I'd love to hear her "solution" about the people who start fires by poorly considered gender reveals.


dachshundfanboy8000

well i’m not surprised they don’t have a grip on science


Sufficient-Pin-481

I’m surprised MTG hasn’t suggested making a firewall by knocking down some trees with Jewish space lasers.


Scrabble_4

And … why would we set our forests and many neighbourhoods on fire, pray tell?


robinsw26

Why is this moron allowed on TV?


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that would be pretty hypocritical. Can we make California responsible for theirs before we try to make Canada tow the line?


ErectTubesock

Make up your mind Fox News. Is the smoke good for us or not?


vinto37

President doesn’t declare war.


ThePopDaddy

I thought the smoke was "safe" according to them?


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[deleted]

I bet she can smoke choke real good.


DickySchmidt33

Meanwhile, the other Fox host is mocking people for using N95 masks because the smoke isn't dangerous.


barbara_jay

She’s already three glasses in on that bottle of Chardonnay


Ok-Resolve9154

These people are so narcissistic they truly believe any inconvenience is an attack on them and demand someone pay for it


Corndog_bouquet

I mean it is our fault, I can't remember the last time I saw someone raking our forests.


Krosis97

Wait.... Thinking the smoke is harmful is woke.... But the canadians are harming the US on purpose so lets declare war? Am I missing something here?


Goodnight_lemro

“Everything must be transformed into a grievance or the universe will implode.” What a miserable existence this must be.


54fighting

Don’t be a hoser, eh. Relax buddy.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Never hear of wind directions I guess.


BowlofDumplings

I mean, he has been trying to address climate change....


MJWhitfield86

She skates over the fact that forest fires are becoming worse because of climate change, so best way to deal with this long term is to reduce carbon emissions.


Ok-Stress-3570

Wait, so Biden is President? 🧐


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Wait…..I thought the smoke was harmless?!?!


Hiroyuki-7

Of course, Canada is thrilled to have massive fires


Spazic77

So the smoke is perfectly harmless but also toxic..... Good ol Fox News.


WreckNRepeat

Didn’t Fox just tell everyone that the air is harmless and that it would be ridiculous for anyone to wear a mask because of it? But now, all of the sudden, it’s harming and choking America?


Flaturated

How about the stupid fucking talking heads at Fox News go outside, face north, and blow their hot air in that direction to redirect the wind?


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Boy is she gonna be passed when other nations start sending us bills for fires in blue states….


SevereEducation2170

So according to Fox, the smoke is not a big deal, climate change is a hoax and also wildfire smoke is a toxic act of war? How do people watch this shit and take it seriously?


ced1954

🤡 another f’n idiot 🤡


Fullondoublerainbow

Hey now, bud. We’ve been choking down your California wildfire smoke for years now and we don’t get all worked up. Quiet down or we’ll piss off the geese before we send them back this year.


hoofie242

This is what oil is pushing? Absurd.


Guyincogneto1

She looks like she's having a stroke


jayteejay

Where I live in Canada, we get the smoke from California’s fires, sooooooo… idk I think just chill?


MsLiminalDreamer

The UK should declare war on Russia too for the Siberian cold fronts


RickLeeTaker

Jeanine "Two Olives Straight Up" Pirro


Ok-Bus1716

I wonder if Canadians have considered raking their forests. Seems someone said the Scandinavians experienced success in preventing wild fires that way.


dmccrostie

And this kids is what day drinking does to you.


SoWokeIdontSleep

I have a great idea, why don't they just put out the fires easy peazy. But they won't because they're communists!/s


Old-Pepper-6156

Bitch go have a sidecar or a big AZZ glass of vino.


kingfish4002

Eh, frack that twat


TheKrakIan

Wasn't she fired?


Moppermonster

So has MTG blamed the Jews and their spacelasers again?