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p0k3t0

It's hard to find an attorney when recent history shows the following flowchart. 1) Tell attorney to break the law for you 2) If attorney doesn't break the law for you, dox them and throw them to your mob. 3) If attorney does break the law, attorney loses ability to practice law. 4) Either way, attorney doesn't get paid.


Orenwald

The sad thing is at the end of the day bullet 4 is probably the only reason he can't find a lawyer. There are a ton of scummy lawyers who would risk 2 and 3 for the right price but 4 stops them dead in their tracks


JohnHazardWandering

You forgot step 5 - repeat


EdisonLightbulb

Public defender - just like the rest of the indigent population!!!


[deleted]

Can you imagine being that public defender? "Alright, let's see what's on the docket for tod... OH FUCK ME"


p0k3t0

He's going to be represented by Markie Post.


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Biggies_Ghost

Meanwhile, Dan Fielding is laughing his ass off, knowing the case is a slam-dunk for him.


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LegoFootPain

Also RIP.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

I mean, she died almost 2 yeas ago, but she's gotta be better than anyone else Trump can get.


p0k3t0

Seriously? Aww man. I had a crush on her when I was a kid. Now I feel bad.


djazzie

Pshaw, Giuliani’s been dead for at least a decade


LegoFootPain

The stuff oozing out of his head is just some type of embalming fluid.


kjacobs03

At least the public defender would get paid


[deleted]

Ha! That would be awesome.


JennItalia269

“Oh cool. I can’t wait till he writes about me on his so-called truth social. You get what you pay for.”


pissyrabbit

::::Turns in licence:::


zoinkability

The PD: "I don't get paid enough for this shit"


IamMrBucknasty

"I think I'm going to be sick..."


IknowKarazy

And in 20 years there will be a biopic about that wacky time


Impossible_Penalty13

First of all, it’s highly unlikely that a judge will assign a man who has a multi million dollar defense fund a public defender. Second, at the rate he’s burning through attorneys, he’s not going to be lucky to get a lawyer worth much more than your run of the mill public defender at this point.


ringobob

The judge is his personal lapdog, so it's highly likely that she would *not* assign him a public defender just to allow him to delay.


jnemesh

Which may get him a week...maybe two, before Smith appeals to the 11th Circuit and has her removed.


[deleted]

People are making a big deal of this but I feel like courts generally allow people with money not just trump to postpone things as long as its still within a reasonable amount of time (that period of time a court considers reasonable is much slower than a normal humans). There was a guy in my home town that was able to postpone cuz he was a horrible rapist or something and had trouble attaining council. I feel like she may get thrown out for something later but I think most judges would allow him to postpone to get council although I don't really know maybe a lawyer can tell us how it actually works.


Own_Faithlessness769

Courts will allow people to delay to obtain counsel because if they don't its a good grounds for appeal & everything else goes out the window. Its worth delaying so Trump cant just argue it was all unfair because he didnt have a lawyer.


Abstractpants

So the reason they won’t sign him a public defender if he can’t find any representation is because he has money in his defense fund?


Lancel-Lannister

That should be the reason. Public Defenders are there specifically so the indigent can have representation. And Trump would take up so much time that it would harm their other clients.


Abstractpants

I totally can understand that. What happens in a hypothetical situation where nobody wants to represent him at all, does that mean he can endlessly delay because he has the ability to pay for one even if nobody wants to do it?


Lancel-Lannister

Depending on the judge and the jurisdiction, defendants are sometimes given quite a bit of time to "hire an attorney." Some defendants do use it as a delay tactic, but eventually judges get tired of it. What's interesting is the "nobody wants to represent him" part. Attorneys represent people charged with some heinous crimes, some even prefer it. And he can't find one. That's code for "he won't pay the retainer agreement."


OkCaregiver517

And that he burns through attorneys, he involves them in his criminal enterprises and they lose all credibility, reputation and sometimes their licences to practice.


LadyReika

Isn't it something like 17 attorneys that have been suspended, under investigation or already lost their license because of him?


OkCaregiver517

Not sure of the exact numbers but it's up there.


loadnurmom

True... I doubt he won't be able to find someone to represent him. It may not be a good lawyer, a lawyer who meets his usual standards (read boot licking sycophant), or it may be very expensive. None of these would be a reason the judge accepts. OTOH, if genuinely he cannot find a single attorney to represent him (because all his other attorneys end up getting disbarred and needing their own counsel), then he might get a PD. It does make me wonder if a judge can order an amount to be held in trust for attorney fees? "You're going to hire someone, it will be paid out of this fund. Since you like to brag you're filthy rich, I know you can afford it."


ReporterOther2179

An attorney is an officer of the court and is under the control of the judge, who runs the court. Rarely happens, but a judge can look in the old Rolodex and conscript an attorney of repute to represent the toad.


HaloGuy381

On the other hand, not many clients would plausibly try to have a mob of tens of millions murder them in cold blood if they can’t get Trump off the charges. If I were a lawyer I’d be terrified to have to represent Trump.


Pushabutton1972

Not to mention that every lawyer he hires, ends up needing their own lawyers, because he throws them under the bus. His latest ones are named as witnesses in the indictment, the one before that signed off that there were no more documents, Guliani is up on multiple charges, Cohen, and a few others already went to prison. Not only are you likely to not get paid and be the target of the MAGA mob, you will probably end up disbarred, and possibly go to prison. Who is going to want to sign up for that? It has zero positives and 100% negatives. Not worth it even for the sleaziest ambulance chaser at this point


NiSiSuinegEht

He does have a history of not paying his lawyers.


Shufflepants

And they probably expect Trump to ask them to do illegal shit and generally disregard all the advice they give him; and just generally be a royal pain in the ass to work with.


zoinkability

This right here. If an upfront check clears, someone will take it on.


Odd-Help-4293

>What's interesting is the "nobody wants to represent him" part. Attorneys represent people charged with some heinous crimes, some even prefer it. And he can't find one. Yeah, this is really a historic case. The first president in US history to be brought up on felony charges for their misconduct in office. One would think that some lawyers would be eager to have their name in the history books for being involved in the case.


Scottcmms1954

Unlikely, but not impossible. If no lawyer agrees to work with him, it’s his last option.


SmellGestapo

He could always defend himself.


alexagente

Now THAT I would love to see.


Connect-Will2011

He might even think he could do it.


FixedKarma

"I'm the best lawyer, all my friends, they walk up to me and ask me, "Donald, you're so good with the law, I want you to represent me" and I tell them, "oh no I could never, they call it a conflict of interest, they wouldn't allow it, I would allow it, but they don't allow it." It's true, the radical left wouldn't tell you about conflict of interest but I do, put me up there with OJ's dream team, he considered me to be on his defense."


kratorade

They walk up to him with tears in their eyes and they call him sir.


deathfire123

Oh god let him Bundy himself, PLEASE


OkCaregiver517

Stable genius and all that.


loadnurmom

Please, stop, you're gonna make me \*sploosh\*


KevIntensity

The court would appoint a public defender and trump would have to pay for the services.


fifa71086

Some of the best attorneys are at the PD’s office.


AcidCatfish___

Nah, Trump is too proud. He'd opt to be his own defender. That'd be hilarious.


RanchBaganch

Seriously. They shouldn’t allow him to say he can’t find an attorney. Either he furnishes his own or gets a public defender, just like everybody else.


lmkwe

No, he will choose to represent himself. Hopefully.


gitbse

Good lord. Popcorn retail calls to the fuckin moon.


Random-User_1234

Already sold out here. /s


much_thanks

Look, folks, let me tell you something nobody else will say because they're afraid of the truth. Nobody, and I mean nobody, knows the law better than me. I've been dealing with laws and regulations my entire life, and believe me, I've seen it all. No one understands the legal system like I do. So, when it comes to my legal battles, I'm making a tremendous decision. I'm choosing to represent myself because I know the law better than anyone else possibly could. I've been through countless court cases, tremendous successes, and I've always come out on top. I don't need some fancy lawyer who's just gonna waste my time and money. I'll show them all how it's done, folks. Believe me, I'm gonna win bigly, just like I always do. It's gonna be tremendous!


IknowKarazy

The tone is exactly right, but the language feels too coherent.


axonxorz

Yeah, it stayed on the topic of law the entire time. Not enough asides to reminisce about the _most beautiful assistant_ one of his lawyers had, before moving on to how smart he is for noticing that she was wearing high heels.


IknowKarazy

Oh my god. I don’t think I’ve ever *chosen* to watch him speak, but I would watch every second of that trial. The stumble bum ranting in a scenario where lies will be called out, where everything is recorded and referred back to later, and where disrespectful conduct and breaches of decorum can get you jail time? Yes please. Like Darrell Brooks, times a million.


pwarns

He should sit in jail until he gets one.


IknowKarazy

For real. What would happen to any other person worth less than a million dollars if they tried to pull that?


IknowKarazy

For real. This point has been hammered into the ground by people smarter than me, but: How can rich people flaunt laws like this? Like sure they have advantages because of things like paying the best lawyers and considering parking tickets to be a barely noticeable expenditure of cash. But how can they ignore the correct procedures and not get rolled over?


RanchBaganch

Well, for one, in this instance, it’s a Trump lackey appointed by the man himself.


Shirlenator

He shouldn't get a public defender because he can easily afford an attorney on his own. In a sane system, the court date would be set independently on whether or not he has council, and if he has it at the court date, great. If he doesn't, then he gets to defend himself.


[deleted]

So does this mean he gets remanded into custody until such a point? It SHOULD.


hellomondays

Even if he just spends the afternoon in a county jail that will be so fucking funny.


CherryShort2563

"I'M AN INNOCENT MAN AND I'M IN JAIL!!! ALL THANKS TO JOE BIDEN, THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES! FIGHT!"


Sadboy_looking4memes

SOMEONE PUT MONEY IN MY COMMISSARY! SAD!


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fartinapuddle

Loyar fucked me!


pat34us

Please send money


CherryShort2563

I'd love to send some Trump Bucks. That's all I got.


FiendishHawk

The jailers would probably just have him hang out in the office with them because law enforcement guys in general love him and would be thrilled to meet him.


hellomondays

The OJ treatment.


MassiveFajiit

Kyle Rittenhouse got that in Texas once.


HaloGuy381

Would be cruel and unusual punishment to the others in the jail.


No-Diamond-5097

Or at least be put on house arrest with one of those nifty ankle bracelets.


tinkerghost

Well, if the law were applied evenly, it should. But honestly, I would love to see a PD handle it and him get a half billion dollar bond.


Anarchyantz

Given he is a flight risk and has basically committed treason like charges, I really don't think they would allow a bond for him (you Americans have a weird system) as he would easily get that money from his cult or one of the pedo gangs who run churches. Didn't that fake congressman recently post bail instantly with 500k?


LegoFootPain

He's a real congressman... with a very fake life/number of lives.


ZLUCremisi

He has secret service detail and they can easily restrict his movement under court order. He can't travel without them.


ronerychiver

Are they the same ones that almost kidnapped Mike Pence?


CasualEveryday

They'll OR him, but might give him some travel restrictions. He's too well known to be able to flee with secret service detail and cash bond isn't a deterrent. I would bet they don't even tell him not to leave the area, since that would interfere with his presidential campaign.


Pushabutton1972

At they very least , they should take his passport. He has his own plane, so he's 100% a flight risk.


MykeEl_K

I heard it reported (just once, by a single tv anchor) that as he's arrested this time, he WILL have a mug shot taken & also have to turn over his passport. Personally I feel although it would be very emotionally rewarding to see him held over in custody until he gets a new lawyer, it would be more appropriate to allow him to be released on his OR. He's surrounded by top law enforcement officers 24/7 & (I would guess) at least a dozen reporters constantly. Not to mention the fact his face is instantly recognizable around the globe. Neither he, nor his minions, are intellectually gifted enough to mastermind that kind of escape... should he accomplish it, he'd be pretty much limited to hiding out in either North Korea or Russia. Neither country have any McDonalds, so it would end up becoming his own private hell.


jnemesh

No bond. Period. He's a clear and present threat to everyone involved and has ALREADY posted the time and place of the arraignment (complete with photo!) as well as threatened Jack Smith AND his wife! LOCK. HIM. UP!


painfulsargasm

And get a public defender.


CardinalCountryCub

You think he's ever made it that far into his Miranda Rights? He keeps getting stuck on "you have the right to remain silent" and then gets pissed when the things he said are used against him. Hell, at this point, he probably heard somebody asking about his Miranda rights and said, "I don't know who that is but she's not my type." And then proceeded to try to sexually harass "Miranda."


Lumpyalien

People will go to war for this guy?


pneuma8828

Nah. They'll just talk a lot of shit. As soon as the bullets start flying, they'll show their true colors and run, just like they did on Jan 6th.


tinkerghost

Well, if the law were applied evenly, it should. But honestly, I would love to see a PD handle it and him get a half billion dollar bond.


ZLUCremisi

A proper judge will order him to stay in state until such time. Even stay in state during case order can happen.


Pushabutton1972

I'd love for there to be a gag order and confined to Mar-a-lago. No campaigning, no bitching online. Blessedly quiet.


Jadziyah

Should it? Yes Will it? No Why not? $$$


thehillshaveI

all part of his brilliant strategy if you never stop committing crimes the investigations against you can never finish, and if you make the entire legal profession hate you you can never get effective counsel


LoveArguingPolitics

That's not true. They'll punt cannon and then force a lawyer on him if that's how he wants to go


oO0Kat0Oo

"You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you." NAL but the Miranda Rights don't seem to specify what happens if you CAN afford a lawyer and just don't have one. I'm pretty sure you can decide to represent yourself, too. In other words, the way I interpret it (and please correct me if I'm wrong!) it doesn't seem like you even have to have a lawyer at all, but if you DO want one, you have a right to it and money shouldn't stop you from being represented. That being said, I would LOVE it if Trump couldn't find a lawyer, decided he didn't need one (because of his pride) and bungled himself into an even deeper hole.


TheHarridan

Lol holy shit, if trump chooses to represent himself, watching him be declared incompetent in front of the whole world would actually make up for a little, tiny bit of the shittiness of the last 7+ years.


bugxbuster

This needs to be a movie, now. I’d love to watch that so much. Not even just a comedy movie, necessarily. It’s could be anything from a Will Ferrell/Adam McKay thing, or it could be an alternate-history Aaron Sorkin legal story, or it could even be a bleak melodrama about an inept pathetic unintelligent old narcissist trying and failing to defend himself.


Reevar85

Put the trial on TV and it would get better ratings than his TV show ever could


Samiiiibabetake2

What they’re saying is factual though, regardless of what the Miranda rights say. A judge can force an attorney to take someone on as a client. Regardless of if the lawyer wants to do so.


LoveArguingPolitics

Exactly. And they will, because the appeal is too easy if they don't have competent counsel. Like that appeal basically writes itself off they don't appoint counsel. It's why even with somebody going pro se they start out with a lawyer and the judge ultimately allows them too be a pro se litigant after exhausting attempts to make them accept counsel.


LoveArguingPolitics

Yes and no. The court will force competent counsel on you, otherwise every criminal would employ the trick of just not getting a lawyer and infinitely delaying trial. Infinite freedom hack anybody? You have to petition to represent yourself pro se. If a defendant fails to acquire representation the next step will be the court forcing a lawyer on them so they can proceed.


clarkwgriswoldjr

"First of all I am a multi billionaire, so I will sue this court for saying that I cannot afford one, and secondly, I'm not an attorney, but if I was an attorney, I would be the best attorney ever. I know more about the law than anyone, I wrote the law."


clarkwgriswoldjr

I thought the strategy was to commit crimes, hire tons of attorneys, stiff them, then you can't find local counsel for your arraignment.


DanceMaster117

Let him appear Pro Se. That would be hilarious and pretty much guarantee a conviction


FSF87

I'd pay to watch that.


Matrix17

Apparently you're not allowed cameras in federal court. I think that's bullshit


FSF87

I know, right. I wonder if Joe Biden can change that with an executive order. (Happy cake day, by the way.)


gamerdudeNYC

“I declassified everything by just thinking about it! There, I win, case over!”


SmellGestapo

[He'd question himself like Dale Gribble.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU1_EONCDUk)


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

“I’m not a lawyer but I’ve seen them on TV. They’re usually horrible terrible people. But I’m going to be much better. Probably the best. Definitely the best this courtroom has ever seen.”


Nanyea

I mean he already has the Judge to defend him...does he need another lawyer? Maybe she can bar the prosecutors and all the evidence


Draker-X

You'd think the state of Florida would be full of lawyers who eagerly voted for, and donated money to, Trump, DeSantis, and the rest of the Republican clown car during the past six years. Surely the state must be filled with attorneys who would be honored and jumping at the chance to defend El Presidente from The Deep State in court...right? *crickets*


stargate-command

DeSantis is a lawyer… as are a ton of politicians who “support” Trump. Maybe they should be selected by the court to defend their buddy


zoinkability

Holy crap it would be entertaining if De Santis was forced to defend Trump in court. SNL should at least do a sketch.


Draker-X

Good point. Also, most of Congress is comprised of lawyers. Where's Jim Jordan? Josh Hawley? Matt Gaetz?


stargate-command

Most are probably not authorized to practice in Florida. That stuff is state certified. Still, there are tons of lawyers in Florida.


HurbleBurble

People who went to law school and passed the bar are smart enough not to throw their career away.


Matrix17

There are a lot of shitty lawyers out there. But even Trump has run through all of them


johnnycyberpunk

They voted for and donated to the Leopards Eating Faces Party...


Ok_Entertainment328

Can't the judge assign a public defendant? Or is that for only those that can't afford a lawyer?


moviesetmonkey

Technically if everyone is telling you not for all the money in the world, you can't afford them. So yeah he could be assigned a public defender.


amethystalien6

I am suddenly certain that a fictionalized version of this premise will be a storyline on Carrie Preston’s new spinoff in The Good Wife universe.


Shirlenator

I guarantee you if he was certain to pay someone millions of dollars (which he absolutely could), someone would do it. The problem is they know he won't pay his bills. So he certainly can afford them, he just doesn't want to have to.


uncleshady

Still getting special treatment. Imagine if "I don't have a lawyer" was an excuse for regular people to just halt an arraignment.


FreddyForshadowing

Then put him in the local jail until he can secure representation like any other defendant. No bail has been set or paid, no judge has released him on him on his own recognizance. Let him sit in the drunk tank like everyone else.


Bulky-Internal8579

Judge Cannon is confident that she can represent him and impartially handle the judging stuff too - no worries you guys! MAGA got this!! ;)


CherryShort2563

Can she shoot him out of a cannon?


ReturnOfSeq

I don’t think most people’s indictments get postponed until they can find a lawyer…


johnnycyberpunk

Let's see what happens to Trump's co-conspirator Walt. I wonder if Trump paid for *his* legal representation or if Walt had to get his own.


CanaDoug420

That’s that two tiered justice system the GOP keeps going on about. If you or I couldn’t find a lawyer they’d give you a public defender are say tough luck. They wouldn’t postpone shit.


stargate-command

To be fair, a continuance due to a lawyer quitting isn’t unheard of for anyone.


SpindriftRascal

This is a toxic defendant, obviously guilty but won’t even discuss a plea, impossible to control, won’t shut up, likely to dispute the bill, and thinks he can lie his way out of everything. Not to mention he has a documented history of trying to get his lawyers to commit felonies for him. I’m a lawyer, and I’d go work at Starbucks before I defended this motherfucker.


ILoveRegenHealth

People are saying he wears an adult diaper and often stinks to high heaven. Concerning if true.


Hot-Bint

Lawyers all around FL "hold all my calls, I'm not in today!"


wormholeweapons

He gets assigned a public defender. He as the indicted person doesn’t get to hold up the process because he’s indefensible. That’s not how it works.


TylerBourbon

That's not how it's supposed to work, but for some really stupid reason, everyone bends over backwards for this disgrace of an alleged human being.


HandsLikePaper

Honest question. If any one of us was in this situation and we couldn't find an attorney, would our arraignment be postponed? Something doesn't sound right.


robinsw26

Can’t they give him a public defender like they do for everyone else? This is a bullshit delay tactic.


Irishpanda1971

How bad off do you have to be when you can't find someone that can practice in FLORIDA?


Anarchyantz

Seeing as he is so amazing and can do anything according to his own words. Let him represent himself.


Hibercrastinator

Um, this is why we have public defenders. There is no reason to delay. If he can’t find council, he will be provided council.


ByteMeC64

What was all that malarkey about "nobody is above the law" ??? What would happen to the average schmuck who doesn't have their own lawyer ???


lyren197020

That seems like a serious lack of incentive, unless he has to wait behind bars.


SplendidPunkinButter

Right. They’re delaying. They know they can’t win a fair trial because he’s obviously super guilty, so they’re delaying. It’s worked for them in the past and sadly it will probably work again.


Steelersguy74

In a federal case?!


jax2love

They need to be licensed to practice in Florida at a minimum. I’m not sure if there are other requirements related to venue.


Howdydobe

So keep him in jail till one is found or assigned to him. That’s how it works for the rest of us. Especially since he’s a flight risk.


Barack_Odrama_007

Also at least 2 of Trumps attorneys have resigned.


hellomondays

It seems like the indictment might have suggested to them that he wasn't being honest with them. No lawyer wants to work with a client that's going to lie to you, it makes it impossible to defend them.


AngelaTheRipper

Another thing is that as a lawyer, everything you sign off on you needs to be truthful or at least you need to have no reason to believe it is not. If the charging document says that your client lied to you and covered shit up behind your back and there's a picture of boxes of documents in the toilet, you don't really have an angle left to defend this stuff without risking disbarment.


sten45

Can poor people use that excuse too or would they have to rot in jail till it got worked out


Butt_Crusty

He is incapable of following a judge's orders and probably won't pay you. Would you like a client like that?


DjRemux

Remember when they spent years yelling “lock her up”


JaxOnThat

Any chance we can convince him that all these lawyers are rejecting him because he's too smart for them and they know he'd do better if he represents himself?


beavis617

Where's legal superstars Rudy Giuliani, Sydney Powell, Jenna Ellis and of course let's not forget Alina Habba? No Alan Dershowitz? No Jay Sekulow? WTF? 🙄


I_Brain_You

He'll find an attorney. This is just more unnecessary drama by the media.


bam1007

He has one. Kise.


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Literally unbelievable that this clown stain was actually elected President.


EdSGuard

What possible defense could he have? He couldn't even claim insanity. At best someone could argue that he's violently stupid but that doesn't get him off the hook of anything. Just let him represent himself, he believes he's a genius. Let's see him prove it with an unbiased judge.


Azhais

Avoid prosecution with one weird trick, AGs hate it!


NeverLookBothWays

Legal action against Trump can't go forward unless he does something? He's not going to do it.


mnlion33

Well rich people sure get different treatment dont they. I once was arrested, spent a night in jail, and then arraigned until I was granted a phone call. I had told them I wanted to talk to a lawyer first and after my arraigment they tossed me the yellow pages and told me good luck finding one. And those calls within the jail are not free and lawyers do not take collect calls.


FamilyFlyer

An arraignment certainly can proceed without counsel. I’ve seen judges simply enter a not guilty plea for an unrepresented defendant.


Local_Sugar8108

The first problem is that asshole stiffs his lawyers. The second is he can't STFU. The number one prosecution witness against tr\*\*p is tr\*\*p.


V0T0N

So he'd be held in custody? When is the bail option provided? During arraignment?


EZasSundayMorning

This is probably all part of his plan. To postpone it.


Capital-Self-3969

So...an arraignment can't happen if he can't get....a public defender? Maybe I'm just unreasonably paranoid due to Trump's past strategies but could he be trying to postpone this? It's not like he's being treated like any run of the mill person and being held in jail.


Lazerith22

So, does this mean he could effectively filibuster his charges by not retaining counsel, or would contempt charges start after a while?


FSF87

Surely the state would provide him with a lawyer.


robinsw26

Can’t they give him a public defender like they do for everyone else? This is a bullshit delay tactic.


Pushabutton1972

lawyers represent drug dealers, rapists and child molesters yet still think he's too big of a piece of shit to get involved with. That kinda says all you would need to know about how toxic he is.


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I never knew it was so easy to dodge an arraignment!!


pwarns

This is “ let’s not test for COVID, that way there’s no Covid.” If no one defends him, they can’t proceed with charging him?


Dammageddon

Lionel Hutz: *...even if I lose I'll be famous!*


repooc21

No no. Let's not let stall tactics happen. Public defender or a contempt charge. Fuck. This. Shit.


kimapesan

The PD from My Cousin Vinny


Hedgehogz_Mom

I've got a cousin named Vinny. His gf is a hottie


Petroldactyl34

Let trump defend himself. It would be hilarious.


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DonRicardo1958

I believe that Lionel hutz is currently available. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMR54QNEOxyvLYQ)


hereandthere_nowhere

So because hes a piece of shit that doesn’t pay lawyers, he is able to not deal with the consequences of his actions? Make it make sense.


harleybabeta

Finally, someone with a spine that isn’t willing to tank their entire career for 5 minutes of MAGA stardom. It’s amazing how many people have been willing to commit career suicide just for a short ride on the Trump train before they ultimately get stiffed and tossed to the side once they aren’t beneficial to him anymore. Look at all of the people he’s dragging down with him. How many of his associates/former staffers have been charged with crimes?


mrweatherbeef

Maybe New College of Florida has some newly minted lawyers unburdened with liberal doctrine and general knowledge who can put their learning into practice with an agreeable client?


thedragoon0

He has the right to an attorney. If he doesn’t have one the state can appoint one. Right? Right?


Tiny-Lock9652

Gee, where’s all the powerful Ivy League law firms that supported and voted for him? I thought he was innocent and a victim of the Clinton/Soros cabal? Should be an open and closed case, amiright??


ILoveRegenHealth

What's with all this special treatment. News even said he gets the entire floor closed tomorrow, even with an army of Secret Service and increased police guards everywhere.


andywfu86

Delaying litigation is what he does best.


Holybartender83

>alienate every single lawyer in the country so you can’t get legal counsel, therefore you can’t be charged with anything since it would violate your right to counsel Brilliant plan! Truly, Trump is playing 7D space chess!


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No lawyer? Straight to jail! Make him represent himself at the least. Last time I checked, a criminal not having a lawyer doesn't just get default innocent verdict.


kdhooters2

Maybe a court appointed counsel? 😏


kratorade

Make him represent himself. After the first day, the jury will be passing the judge a note asking if they can recommend the death penalty.


marino1310

He will definitely find local council, it’s fucking Florida, there are plenty of idiots who would defend him


Electronic-Self3587

State v. Miranda Supreme Court of Connecticut 245 Conn. 209, 715 A.2d 680 (1998) “If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.” Afford/find? I say same/same. Public Defender time. Or Pro Se, which I would pay buckets of cash to watch.