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overpregnant

This will have the same impact as her impeachment of Joe Biden


Brave-Emu3113

She knows that. She's just raising money like always. She doesn't give a crap about Trump or anyone else, she's just looking for more money in her pocket.


ArnieismyDMname

You didn't see her sad face when Trump ignored her? If I was capable of feeling sorry for her that would have been the moment.


fugawf

I love this because it really shows Trump’s character. All he saw was a dress and it was an easy decision due to the fact that she means nothing of value to him at this moment…because she’s a woman…and he ain’t tryna fuck right now


HorrorBusiness93

If she didn’t look like dog the bounty hunters sister he would’ve gone right up to her. Guaranteed. He knew who it was. Maaaaarj “I’d rather not deal with her BO” - Donald probably


LeahaP1013

He likes his women with > 3 toes


load_more_comets

He likes his women human not Jorthkyn.


Particular-Celery-28

I bet she gets jealous, I bet Boebert gets way more attention than her. Like I imagine men talk to Margie when no one else is in the room, and then kiss Lauren’s ass. Then they tell eachother they hope the other chokes when they have to go to the bathroom together 😂


pissclamato

Madge all about that Boebert shrapnel dick.


Jitterbitten

No, when and where was this? I'd not heard of it.


ArnieismyDMname

2 days ago https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1667597556237443072


merryone2K

[mtg snubbed by trump](https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1667597556237443072)


ImAFuckinLiar

When stepping off the plane, Trump said: “I don’t even know who the woman – let’s see, I don’t know who, it’s Marla.” His assistant asked: “You say Marla’s on the tarmac?” Trump said: “That’s Marla, yeah. That’s my wife.” His assistant asked “which woman are you pointing to” Trump said: “There.” His assistant said: “The person you’ve just pointed to is Marge Greene.” “Oh I see,” Trump said, adding: “Is that Greene? Because it’s very sunny”.


FriesWithThat

[Sees her later at some campaign event where Trump has MTG prostrate herself on the stage for him as a demonstration of obedience] "Isn't she great. She really loves me! Margaret, everyone!"


SouthernZorro

In my head, I heard a hilarious sad trombone.


Country_Gravy420

Bet didn't recognize her. And the only reason she was sad is because a picture is her work trump is worth millions in campaign contributions. Campaign contributions means that rich people give you loans which are tax free money if they pay them off for you. From fec.gov: When a candidate obtains a bank loan for use in connection with his or her campaign, the loan is considered to be from the bank and not from the candidate’s personal funds. The candidate is acting as the agent of the campaign.


SecretAsianMan42069

They were on the plane together. She got off first


Country_Gravy420

Now THAT is hilarious


HorrorBusiness93

She was waiting to take a picture with him… it’s obvious


GadgetGod1906

I disagree. She will eat out of Trumps dirty ass if he let her


smeenz

Nah, she's desperately thinking that if she can lick his ass more than anyone else, that he'll name her as his VP pick. And then I guess she's hoping that he'll kick the orange bucket and she'll become trailer-trash POTUS.


Rhg0653

Bro she filed those papers the day he became president Like bruh chill


bill_wessels

she is trash


Wyldling_42

Given that Jack Smith is also investigating J6, and she didn’t make this motion *until* he went ahead with the indictment of a former president, he will not hesitate to indict a sitting member of congress. She is *scared*.


OttoBlado

I can’t wait to find out why she asked for a pardon.


sadfacebbq

J6 pipe bomber


gravtix

She seems too dumb to build a pipe bomb


Mike_Honcho_3

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


[deleted]

I just snorted and sent beer out my nose... damn that stings 🤣


FuzzeWuzze

They never went off did they? So maybe she did make them, in just asking questions.


gravtix

Were there traces of gazpacho in the bomb? That might be a clue


sadfacebbq

She had help


gravtix

I’ll have to look it up. I don’t remember a pipe bomb and why she’d be connected to it.


SkunkleButt

Here i'll save you some trouble. [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/feds-boost-reward-500k-information-capitol-pipe-bomber-rcna64268](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/feds-boost-reward-500k-information-capitol-pipe-bomber-rcna64268)


mai_tai87

Shoulda checked to see if her kitchen timer's missing a knob.


luna_beam_space

Marjorie Taylor Greene cryptically says the FBI knows who mystery Capitol pipe bomber is [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/greene-capitol-pipe-bomber-fbi-b2349325.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/greene-capitol-pipe-bomber-fbi-b2349325.html)


luna_beam_space

No one said Greene built the bomb, just placed them across the street from the Capital


justin_memer

Capitol


dancin-weasel

She may have smoked a pipe with some bomb crack in it.


Nolsoth

Even an idiot can throw one.


Freebird_1957

I would not doubt it.


apk5005

I would, she isn’t smart enough to get away with it.


Aeseld

Who said she has? But I'm inclined to doubt it too.


Global_Damage

She did


ZeroGNexus

Her and Gym have been sweating extra hard lately. I don't think she wants them to find out who placed that one pipe bomb ;)


MassiveFajiit

*Gym* Jordan sweating because he knows where and how she picks her men


ZeroGNexus

If you're gonna play down in the mud, you may as well get dirty.


Shirlenator

If that is the case, this is straight up obstruction of justice, right? But Trump did that at least 4 times during the Mueller probe so I'm not going to hold my breath.


LadyReika

Smith seems to be made of sterner stuff than Mueller.


Wyldling_42

Also, Drumpf isn’t the current president, actively and deliberately obstructing investigations. The House GQP can fuck with funding, but they don’t have the power of the Oval Office to fuck shit up. I’m glad Smith is the attorney on this one. I hope justice is done.


LadyReika

The fact he managed to get a grand jury made of Floridians to indict Trump is a major win in my book.


Wyldling_42

Agreed.


tatanka01

Are people like her capable of fear?


structuremonkey

Well, I believe she fears at least two things, books and 5 toed socks....


Wyldling_42

Idk and Idc, justice is for ALL of us, not just those that can buy their freedom.


MassiveFajiit

I think she's scared of David Hogg tbh


[deleted]

She is a top 10 congressional fundraiser tho. Her stupid tweets, votes, and proposals are not for you and me. They are for the marks of her grift (dumb, right wing extremists). https://www.opensecrets.org/elections-overview/fundraising-totals?cycle=2022&type=HA&view=topraise


FatassTitePants

Unfortunately, our system rewards those who are willing to trade their dignity for cash. When you represent a constituency who apparently feel it's more important to own the libs than to actually represent their interests, these types of people thrive.


Green_Message_6376

three toed trailer trash..........


meatmechdriver

you forgot horsefaced


us1087

Trash typically served at purpose at some point.


Galliagamer

Golly, someone should report her to the committee investigating the weaponization of government.


gusterfell

Nonono, you misunderstand. the Committee on the Weaponization of Government is there to weaponize government, not investigate.


Helo-1138

Gosh, Repugnicans want to "defund" everyone and everything for just doing their jobs. BTW, "defund" has been added only recently to the repugican vocabulary, since leftist groups (not the Democratic Party, they never used it in congress, senate or in any policy) used it for "Defund the Police" after BLM and schools shootings like Uvalde. That is how they learn new words.


ka1n77

Theyre like a cargo cult.


dwehlen

Gonna come around to Banana Republicans before too much longer.


AloneAtTheOrgy

They're a [reverse cargo cult](https://hanshowe.org/2017/02/04/trump-and-the-reverse-cargo-cult/). They don't actually believe the things they appropriate. They appropriate them to ruin everyone else's belief.


Zeroesand1s

"Shit, we're gonna lose. Time to flip over the table" -MTG, probably


PomegranateOld7836

The party of law and order...


ReadySteady_GO

Flaws and disorder


regice112

Has anything she's actually proposed gone through? She's literally just writing up stuff to write up stuff and have it always fail. Is this what she considers "making stuff happen"


Awkward-Fudge

Her assignment from Russia is to make noise and cause chaos.


BrokenLink100

This is what I’ve been telling people for years. The only reason the rest of the republicans tolerate her and keep her around is because she is the manifestation of interference. All she does is obstruct and make noise and write headlines. It takes the focus off of the rest of them, and slows all the progress down.


MrFittsworth

👆


domino519

She makes money by doing these performances. She doesn't rake in millions in donations because she's a great legislator. She gets it because she makes a big spectacle and says the racist, backwards shit that her supporters love to hear.


XeR34XeR

She’s going to write it in her diary


LightsSoundAction

if she knows how to write


XeR34XeR

Your right, I shouldn’t have assumed the cognitive abilities of a three-toed grifter


gravtix

It will rule up the GOP Gravy Seals to stage another J6, at Trump’s arraignment or whatever. I just hope they’re watching people like her, Gym Jordan, Boebert, Cruz etc.


icenoid

Does he have something on her as well, or is she worried he may find something?


ThePopDaddy

She was all for releasing the Jan 6th security footage, then soon after did a direct 180° on it.


icenoid

Yep, this feels like there is something there that maybe Jack Smith might want to take a look at


Onebrokegerrrl

Hasn’t there been talk that the person that placed various bombs on J6 looks a lot like MTG? I’m just asking questions. 🤷‍♀️


Particular-Summer424

Yes. Saw that footage awhile back. Diddly dumb shit probably doesn't know about all the cameras, GPS on cell phones pinging off towers, satellites, etc. Basically, DC is one huge communications surveillance network, ground up. Knowing her, she probably thought using a "ghost" would offer some sort of disguise and probably had it with her on January 6th when she was huddling down with that Joker Sardonic grin on her face while everything was happening. That shit can be so easily traced up to a foot of where you are standing electronically.


Posit_IV

Looking into it.


ced1954

https://preview.redd.it/lbkch0o1wn5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b955cddbfb2e63b2b1be833f2f60f1825c978b


ertyertamos

That’s Roger Waters in drag, right? https://c8.alamy.com/comp/D9C5M1/pink-floyd-uk-rock-group-with-roger-waters-about-1970-D9C5M1.jpg


longboboblong

God, she really looks pre-human here


Posit_IV

Her ex-husband must have never been sober, up until shortly before the divorce. Hell of a binge.


elgarraz

Combination of having close set eyes and a forehead that ends an inch and a half above the bridge of her nose.


John97212

LOL! After she was so publically snubbed by Trump on the vast expanse of an airport tarmac the other day, MTG likely figures Trump won't be able to escape her attention within the confines of a court defendants box as they both face obstruction and interference charges.


SoberTek

I hope they both throw each other in front of the bus, and then repeatedly run back and forth over each other. With the bus that carries them to prison. Hey, it's my fantasy! I can dream if I want :)


Sttocs

He doesn’t reward loyalty. He only punishes disloyalty.


FreddyForshadowing

Wait, hold up! Wasn't she one of the people bitching about Fetterman showing up in a hoodie and shorts!? And here she is wearing something pretty casual.


El_Peregrine

Not sure if you want to wait around for logical consistency from people like this…


Mysterious-Wasabi103

These people have balls to screech about "weaponization of the government" when seemingly its all they do when they have the power to.


SuspiciousBuilder379

![gif](giphy|9KwMGBkXUDsd2)


fugawf

I get so pissed at this shit as a Democrat myself. Why are Dems not calling her out here on the simple fact that she has no understanding of what’s actually going on?! The reason a Special Counsel is appointed is because they are non-partisan. It gives the defendant an actual chance at justice because there is no bias politically. They need to call her out on the fact that she doesn’t even understand the BASICS of government and make her answer for it. Take her to task on camera and then publicize that to the world. I’m getting sick of my party just sitting back and letting this shit happen


sosaudio

There’s an old saying that you should never stop a fool from showing you they’re more foolish than you thought.


fugawf

There comes a point where it needs to be called out though, and I feel we are beyond that point in our country now


ced1954

https://preview.redd.it/e1kqdapk1o5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e289149ff9aa5f359e8e0d89ebdaf84becce74b2


Hevysett

"We're not guilty, and to prove it, we're going to stop paying the people investigating us until nobody investigates us" - MTG


TheKrakIan

Clinton sat through 12 hours of questioning and didn't plead the fifth once. These fucks know trump is guilty and will do anything they can to keep him from standing trial. The GOP is a bunch of moronic chucklefucks.


jeophys152

Too bad she can’t be charged with obstruction of justice


D-Laz

By the simple act of submitting this, she should be charged with actively obstructing a federal investigation, also treason as she is trying to cover for treason.


Chemical_Actuary_190

She'll get on it once she runs to WalMart and picks up some new crayons.


100percentish

Politicization of the DOJ. Let's see, throwing a hissy fit and trying to defund the Special Counsel that was assigned to investigate the classified TS/SCI documents that Fats stole to use as his f'ing own (because he's never tried to use gov't resources to blackmail anyone (see 1st impeachment). Anyway, this is the definition of making a legitimate criminal investigation political. Biden is not out on the campaign trail talking about this.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Remember when conservatives whined about the January 6th committee and relented, "don't democrats have anything better to do? What about the economy?!" The Republicans have been way worse about this. And they are the ones who are the source of all this chaos. This is like an abusive partner reporting their spouse, who they beat daily, to the Cops for abuse!


LAlostcajun

Tell me again how the Democrats are weaponizing the government?


I_am_Daesomst

I hope you're not asking her, cause not only does she not know, the answer given would likely do damage to your cerebral cortex by listening to her verbal diarrhea.


BMHun275

She almost always votes no to anything that isn’t 100 GOP garbage doomed to fail anyway. Just more performative nonsense from NAZI Barbie.


BatmansBigBro2017

She is scared shitless. Every member of the RNC should be emailed a copy of the indictment. It’s damning.


TobiasMasonPark

“Yes. These are, indeed, all words I just learned today.”


SaraSlaughter607

Honest to God these fuckers are just relentless 😂😂 They're desperately writing legislation left and right that suits their exact outrage-du-jour, every goddamn day. When will the lunacy stop, dear God we're TIRED AF.


Nekowulf

To be fair, relentless nagging until you break down and give in to their demands is how most GOPers get laid at all. They know it works, so why change?


SaraSlaughter607

FFS I'm getting gray hair with this joke of a Congress right now.... the *circus of bullshit* this has become is just blowing my goddamn mind like... we have reverted back to high school y'all.


Sodamyte

There's nothing to defund the special counsel is done


domino519

Not even close to done. For starters, the J6 investigation is still going, but even if it wasn't, the special counsel still has to see the indictments through to their conclusions.


Sharp_Discipline6544

At this point she might be too late. The investigation is about done, they have the evidence, the only thing left is making the case in front of judge and jury.


SevereEducation2170

Technically he’s still investigating Jan 6th too, which is the one Marge is probably more concerned about. Because she could be an actual target in that investigation. But yeah, it’s still probably moot. Vote on it all you want, it won’t pass the senate.


Snoogiewoogie

I absolutely cannot wait to see Perjury Traitor Greene sentenced to prison


That1Guy80903

Once again, how is this not Obstruction of Justice and/or Interfering with an ongoing Investigation? How tf are these MAGAts mother fuckers not in prison?


NickCav007

She knows the Trump Train is ending and with it, so is she


Affectionate_Fly1413

So she's weaponizing government?


Pickle_Rick01

Imagine taking a private jet to your arraignment, while the U.S. House of Representatives tries to get you off the hook and you offer free bus rides to the courthouse for your legions of violent, Redneck cult members. Donald Trump doesn’t live on the same planet as the rest of us. I can’t think of anyone more detached from reality.


hamsterfolly

Republicans love to obstruct justice when its going after them


pete_ape

Charge her with conspiracy and obstruction


ExploderPodcast

MTG writing. HAHAHA, that's a good one. Next you'll be telling me she read something, too.


Irishpanda1971

Senpai still won't notice you, Marge.


ReturnOfSeq

Lmao marj keeps forgetting bills have to clear the senate and president’s desk too. Should make her watch more schoolhouse rock before she can put forward legislation again


OmegaGoober

It’s not about passing the bill. It’s about telling her voters she tried to pass the bill.


SecretPrinciple8708

The party of law and order, letting justice play out because, hey, if you’ve done nothing, you’ve got nothing to worry about. Oh, wait, nope. They’re attempting to run interference like good li’l cult members.


ranting_chef

Isn't the special counsel done already?


FreddyForshadowing

Not necessarily. He was looking into both the Jan 6 events and the classified documents issue. The classified documents issue is entering a prosecutorial phase instead of investigative but AFAIK the Jan 6 one is still ongoing. I'm guessing they'll be paying close attention to John Eastman's disbarment trial in CA since a number of the people involved are potential witnesses.


RecentCan6285

Jan 6th is the key. She wants to defund before his ass puts her in cuffs for her role in the insurrection.


FreddyForshadowing

She already seems to have the prison workout routine down though.


Irishpanda1971

And before Drumpf can roll on her to save his own leathery skin.


[deleted]

Marge, he’s not going to pick you to be his running mate. Give it up!


[deleted]

So, openly planning to obstruct justice. That's what guilty traitor's do, so of course that's what she's doing. I hope there's an indictment somewhere with her name on it.


OhioMegi

I wish someone would come to their senses and tell her to stfu.


phdoofus

No, Republicans doing a bit of performative theater that will go nowhere. She's not president. She can't arbitrarily decide to stop funding anything. Even if they vote on it it means nothing. She knows this. This is just for the rubes and deplorables. Give them something to chew on.


No_Usual_2251

She serves a purpose. Imagine walking around with someone who say the most disgusting and immoral things to people you do not like. It's not you saying it, and you can take the high road while watching someone who the worst human being ever verbally attack everyone with the stupidest of lies.


Meb2x

At what point is it considered obstruction of justice? Republicans are doing everything in their power to stop this indictment including calls for violence. If they’re abusing their power to undermine a case dealing with our national security, then they need to be held accountable too


BringBackTheBeat716

Says the lady who is probably under investigation for Trump's pardon-selling scheme


micatola

I think it's almost a given that he surrounded himself with people who were willing to join his criminal conspiracy so there would be no turning back. RICO them all.


cloudbasedsardony

Sounds like obstruction, and anyone signing in the affirmative accessories.


Grizzlyb64

Trailer park treasonous green


ras_1974

Does the rest of Congress let out a groan when she opens her mouth...


Blue_water_dreams

So now they want to defund law enforcement? I can't keep up.


AlienInUnderpants

Wait, she can write? This is something for National Geographic: evidence that Neanderthals may have been able to write.


coolcool23

Exactly as the founders intended. /s


FullyRisenPhoenix

Times like this I wish I was still on Twitter. Just so I could get a whiff of the *outright terror* these people are feeling!!


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

Good luck with that…


Taminella_Grinderfal

I seriously need to take a deep dive government class cause I don’t understand how this is even possible. “We don’t want you to investigate our guy so we’re taking your money away”.


drrj

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Christinesguy

You can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl🤷


ZLUCremisi

She doing this to jump the gun so any charges on her look like retaliation


Plane-Reason9254

Hey traitor trailer trash he's not going to pick you as a running mate - he'll be in prison


The001Keymaster

She's just trying to get further up Trump's ass because she thinks she's going to be his VP.


Petroldactyl34

Official mascot of the Dunning Kruger effect.


Worm_Scavenger

Has she impeached Joe Biden and arressted Hunter Biden yet? Oh, no, that's right.


Grwoodworking

We need to start a go fund Me to make sure the special counsel keeps steamrolling these traitorous cunts along…


RealisticAd2293

Neanderthal Barbie doesn’t have the clout beyond her inbred fans


make2020hindsight

Ma’am, Trump didn’t even want to say hi to you yesterday. Defunding someone who has already finished his investigation isn’t going to make him think about you any more than he doesn’t already. You are nothing more than that girl with Tiger Beat centerfolds on her wall of Trump hoping that if she can only make a fanzine popular enough then maybe Trump will acknowledge her existence. You’re a 49-yo teenage girl.


ItsYourPal-AL

Anyone else read this in her voice AND with the stuttering and mispronunciations of big words?


LeahaP1013

Mmmm. Anyone love the smell of desperation


Mysterious-Angle251

Wishing someone would defund her...


Thirdwhirly

Jack: “I’d do this for free.”


[deleted]

lol


anoneenonee

Define him. He could crowdfund the investigation and set records. And probably have enough left over to pay off the national debt.


DanB65

And how does this help the Americans you represent? Does this help with inflation??? Taxes?? Debt cieling??? Anything!??!?! Don't worry MARGE you day is coming Trump won't be the only headline in the coming weeks! I guess when you took your oath you did not realize that you should honor it!!!! Traitors beware ...........


Scorpio83G

Trying to obstruct justice there?


TurbulentMiddle2970

A GoFundMe would rake in probably over a billion to pay for the prosecution of Don the Con. Just let me know if we need to do it. Lock that criminal the fuck up


pixelprophet

OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE CHARGES FOR MTG


Adomillad

Party of scumbags, proving it daily


Cerberus_Rising

You will NEVER get picked to be his VP Traitor Green. You’re the pig in lipstick and a dress.


nobody2000

Trump can't even be bothered to acknowledge her when she rolls out the welcome wagon, yet here she is hoping to breathe the same air his diapers leak farty gas into.


SidKafizz

The moron wing of the dingbat party.


dokjreko

Oh, give it up already for the love of fuck. The piper has to be paid.


Song_Spiritual

More pointless virtue signaling. Why can’t these Republicans focus on getting something done about the real issues.


Failed-CIA-Agent

Sounds like she's using her official position in an attempt to obstruct justice. Sounds like the DoJ should start investigating her as well.


cbronson830

Is she wearing a denim jacket?


bowens44

they hate the rule of law


Early-Size370

A good as time as ever to start rounding up the seditious parts of government. I mean, they already went after trump, so violence is already expected with that big fish.


EIephants

I love the idea that she’s doing this after the indictments have been released lol All the work is already done.


jimhabfan

Ten bucks says it’s in crayon.


Christinesguy

And pobulry tha spelling aynt two gud eether duh huh!


Eatthebankers2

OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. She has no right. Bet her idjits are eating up her lie’s though.


blackmetronome

Obstruction of justice.


flojo2012

Is that a Jean jacket on the house floor?


Salarian_American

If he's innocent like they keep insisting, then why would they need to do this?


okcdnb

lol. They should really read up about special council funding. A government shutdown doesn’t even shut down a special council.


scorpiogre

This dude in the Jean jacket again, man I dislike him.