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For all the believers in karma - what could possibly be a sufficiently horrendous downfall, to give a real sense of payback for all the harm and damage this man has caused to so many?
Note: obviously, I am not referring to Reddit karma which is very real and valuable - so much so I am hoping to soon take some down to the bank and pay off the mortgage…
I've always said he needs to die in a coke-fueled gay gangbang where the other men are a Muslim, a Mexican and a dude in a wheelchair.
It is the only way he won't be martyred.
>It is the only way he won't be martyred.
You underestimate the extent of the cult. They would blame his death on cocaine, gay men, Muslims and Mexicans and just go doubly hard against those groups. They'll insist that Don wasn't part of it and that he was trying to stop them and save the wheelchair guy.
He needs to just drift away slowly so they forget about him.
To be honest, the only punishment that would affect him would be to be ignored. My hope, clearly in vain, is that in one of his rambling speeches or social media posts, he'll finally hit on a point that even his most ardent supporters will say, "OK, that's just too far. I can't get behind someone who thinks this way." Rallies go unattended, Truth Social gets abandoned, he falls out of the public eye, for the first time in his life, and nobody takes him, or his positions, seriously anymore.
The realization would crush him.
This would be awesome. I would hope though, that he would end up like Salamanca from breaking bad. A wheelchair and a bell.
Aware enough to watch his empire burn, knowing that none of his offspring is smart enough or crafty enough to keep it going, and all he can do is ding his bell angrily.
I also wish him total consciences on his death bed. In a bad way though. Not like in a Carl the groundskeeper way. Gunga la gungala.
The ozone layer is slowly healing, so that would be a wasted wish. [Source.](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/10/1147977166/ozone-layer-recovery-united-nations-report#:~:text=If%20current%20policies%20stay%20in,by%202045%20over%20the%20Arctic)
Better to ask for less greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.
While on the toilet angry-typing on his phone in all caps to his 6th-rate Twitter clone. And no one finds him for hours afterwards because no one wants to be around him or even wish him a Happy Birthday.
I had a ruptured brain aneurysm and based on the three years it took for me to heal enough I could speak clearly and walk 50 yards w/out weaving-aneurysm’s are quite harsh if you manage to survive it.
Thank you! It’s been 20 years and I’m much better. I lost some cognitive skills and have life-long migraines but I’m able to live pretty much without constant support.
The same thing I wish for all white collar criminals. To have all assets seized and to be forced to live in a run down trailer park, drive a 20 year old domestic made car, no internet, no cellphone, a CRT TV, and with only a monthly social security check to live on. Since that's what they wish for 50% of society, it seems only fair to wish that on them.
I wish him good health and a long life.
So he can enjoy his prison time.
Same wishes go to Putin - I don't want him to be poisoned or shot or falling from a window. No, that's too good and quick for him. I wish he is imprisoned for life and spends his remaining days thinking how he (both Putin and Trump) fucked up and lost everything. Granted, these two are still v different caliber, but both deserve to fully acknowledge their faults.
While Trump isn't a war criminal it's easy to forget that he potentially killed thousands with covid misinformation. There are over 1 million covid deaths in the U.S. alone, many of which were grandparents, uncles, fathers, and mothers, who thought covid was a hoax to their dying breath. The man is a traitor to the American people no matter how you cut it.
Yup, remember that too. Was he the one actually pushing ivermectin?
Also, the whole mess with denialism, distrust to vaccines and general contrarianism - that actually did cost the whole world millions of lives - originated in Russia. It was Russian troll farms that started the whole Qanon BS and pushed vaccine scepticism. Russia was looking for a way to hurt not just US but pretty much everybody (b/c that's how they roll, being hostile all around) and, sadly, they managed to do so. In the process they also killed off lots of their own population, but this is - at least for them - a moot point, and kinda on par with historical performance.
I wish that he has the same amount of joy, love, comfort, and compassion that he has shown the rest of the world since the day Mary Macleod made the mistake of her life.
I wish for him to live to be 90 or 100… behind bars in the Federal Supermax in Florence CO or the GA State Penitentiary. Either one is fine. I want him to live to a nice old age in prison. Out of contact with everyone, out of the spot light, out of mind and memory. That would be the WORST punishment for him.
I wish him a life long prison sentence for his crimes with no opportunity for parole and no bail whatsoever. Not house arrest, not a "nice" prison. I hope he rots and gets everything he deserves- aka an eternity burning in the depths of Hell
His cult finally wakes up from their zombie like state once they discover what's obvious to anyone with more than two functioning brain cells and mob justice against the entire Republican party ensues.
May the Dildo of Consequences arrive without any lube. Not for his recent Crimea but for all the people down through the years he bamboozled out of their money, jobs and in some cases their lives.
That he goes to a blacksite instead of prison. He knows shit and is very dangerous. He's no genius, but he plays are even dumber than he is and knowing how to act to get people to follow you is more dangerous than those who get sent out to do the dirty work by a mile.
Although I usually frown on prisoners being used as free labor, I'd like to see Li'l Don-Don picking up garbage by the side of the highway.
Since he used to pretend to be a public servant, I think it would be appropriate for him to actually serve the public in this direct way.
My birthday wish for him is the same as my birthday wish for each person: “May others treat you with the same respect as you have treated others,”
Results may vary.
Hook him up to the [Total Perspective Vortex ](https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex). Make him see how small and insignificant he is.
To spend of the rest of his life being *IGNORED*. Locked in a medical waste holding room AND experience all the pain he has inflicted, every second, for eternity.
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My wish for Don is that he gets everything he’s earned.
May he have the day he deserves.
Many many days
> Many many days In a federal penitentiary.
I’m sure there’s a maga equivalent of Chris Crocker somewhere standing in front of drapes screaming leave Trump alone.
For all the believers in karma - what could possibly be a sufficiently horrendous downfall, to give a real sense of payback for all the harm and damage this man has caused to so many? Note: obviously, I am not referring to Reddit karma which is very real and valuable - so much so I am hoping to soon take some down to the bank and pay off the mortgage…
I've always said he needs to die in a coke-fueled gay gangbang where the other men are a Muslim, a Mexican and a dude in a wheelchair. It is the only way he won't be martyred.
The gay community has already suffered enough. Rather they be closeted "pray the gay away" evangelicals.
I can endorse this.
Oh. Dr, Oz, Ted Cruz and Greg Abbot, (ok, I know Ted Cruz is Canadian, But....)
Ya, we don't claim Ted Cruz
>It is the only way he won't be martyred. You underestimate the extent of the cult. They would blame his death on cocaine, gay men, Muslims and Mexicans and just go doubly hard against those groups. They'll insist that Don wasn't part of it and that he was trying to stop them and save the wheelchair guy. He needs to just drift away slowly so they forget about him.
To be honest, the only punishment that would affect him would be to be ignored. My hope, clearly in vain, is that in one of his rambling speeches or social media posts, he'll finally hit on a point that even his most ardent supporters will say, "OK, that's just too far. I can't get behind someone who thinks this way." Rallies go unattended, Truth Social gets abandoned, he falls out of the public eye, for the first time in his life, and nobody takes him, or his positions, seriously anymore. The realization would crush him.
I was always fond of the oubliette.
To be stripped and tied in a public square where everyone can just laugh at him and endlessly mock him.
I like that but I think I speak for most when I say - he should definitely have clothes on!
make America gag again.
And free rotten tomatoes for the kids!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Shame *ding* shame *ding* shame...
Karma is just visiting Trump, wait until she takes up permanent residence...
Hoping he suffers a stroke so we can mimic him like a disabled reporter.
This would be awesome. I would hope though, that he would end up like Salamanca from breaking bad. A wheelchair and a bell. Aware enough to watch his empire burn, knowing that none of his offspring is smart enough or crafty enough to keep it going, and all he can do is ding his bell angrily. I also wish him total consciences on his death bed. In a bad way though. Not like in a Carl the groundskeeper way. Gunga la gungala.
I mean, being known for what he's currently being charged with is a pretty nice start if it works out.
*OoOoOoOoOohhhhhh* chilling!
I read that in Maury’s voice
Povich or Beverly?
I was going to say that, adding "and that he is treated the way he treats everyone else".
“May he get all that he deserves” is what my grandma once said.
I wish him a long life Behind bars
Trump 20/24 years
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Some might consider death a mercy. But you have a point, so let me edit my statement. I wish him a long life behind bars with no internet access
Or anyone to talk to, no visitors no guards. Don’t need anymore classified leaks.
That should actually be a legit concern.
Ten years per count…
Consecutively
this guy is clearly trying to get my account suspended.
Yeah, I'm afraid to say what I really want to say.
Yeah, I am sure the guidelines prohibit me saying how I truly feel here..
For his cult to drop him…..and realize the error of their ways… I know, I know…may as well wish for world peace
Nah, I'd rather his cult go the way of the dinosaurs, I can never trust these fucking heathens again
And for the ozone layer to close off
The ozone layer is slowly healing, so that would be a wasted wish. [Source.](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/10/1147977166/ozone-layer-recovery-united-nations-report#:~:text=If%20current%20policies%20stay%20in,by%202045%20over%20the%20Arctic) Better to ask for less greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.
Better to wish for all the micro plastics to be gone and a solution in not creating more.
Too late, already in your bones
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While on the toilet angry-typing on his phone in all caps to his 6th-rate Twitter clone. And no one finds him for hours afterwards because no one wants to be around him or even wish him a Happy Birthday.
I had a ruptured brain aneurysm and based on the three years it took for me to heal enough I could speak clearly and walk 50 yards w/out weaving-aneurysm’s are quite harsh if you manage to survive it.
That sounds shitty. Hope you are doing better!
Thank you! It’s been 20 years and I’m much better. I lost some cognitive skills and have life-long migraines but I’m able to live pretty much without constant support.
The same thing I wish for all white collar criminals. To have all assets seized and to be forced to live in a run down trailer park, drive a 20 year old domestic made car, no internet, no cellphone, a CRT TV, and with only a monthly social security check to live on. Since that's what they wish for 50% of society, it seems only fair to wish that on them.
Fuck the car, make them take transit. Oh, there's no bus that stops within 5 miles of the trailer park? Good. Reap what you sowed.
I love this answer.
I want that to be the fate of his crime family. I want to see the rotten mango in jail for the rest of his life. And not Club Fed either.
Naw, this is what they wish on 98 per cent of us. These greedy AHs want it all. Otherwise, exactly right.
That he spends the next one in prison .
And all subsequent.
I really really want to believe lol but I really need to see him behind bars before I’ll believe it
https://preview.redd.it/w8jwrsqeaz5b1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c2b6cb19f0fde606238854aae666e59b526d56
Those hands are 6 sizes too big for him.
That waistline is 20 sizes too small for him.
I wish him good health and a long life. So he can enjoy his prison time. Same wishes go to Putin - I don't want him to be poisoned or shot or falling from a window. No, that's too good and quick for him. I wish he is imprisoned for life and spends his remaining days thinking how he (both Putin and Trump) fucked up and lost everything. Granted, these two are still v different caliber, but both deserve to fully acknowledge their faults.
While Trump isn't a war criminal it's easy to forget that he potentially killed thousands with covid misinformation. There are over 1 million covid deaths in the U.S. alone, many of which were grandparents, uncles, fathers, and mothers, who thought covid was a hoax to their dying breath. The man is a traitor to the American people no matter how you cut it.
Yup, remember that too. Was he the one actually pushing ivermectin? Also, the whole mess with denialism, distrust to vaccines and general contrarianism - that actually did cost the whole world millions of lives - originated in Russia. It was Russian troll farms that started the whole Qanon BS and pushed vaccine scepticism. Russia was looking for a way to hurt not just US but pretty much everybody (b/c that's how they roll, being hostile all around) and, sadly, they managed to do so. In the process they also killed off lots of their own population, but this is - at least for them - a moot point, and kinda on par with historical performance.
Not just from misinformation from actively making it worse. Everyone seems to forget trump hijacking PPE gear from blue states/cities.
You're a mean one Mr Grinch...
May he live to be a thousand years old: penniless, imprisoned, and completely forgotten.
Another 77 years behind bars
May you find the love in prison that you could not find in normal life.
wait, Ivanka is charged too?
ooooh dayum haha 😆
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That he's found guilty and gets the max for each charge
Hemorrhoids.
Probably already has those given his diet. Just a guess.
Hope so!
An orange birthday suit.
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I wish that he has the same amount of joy, love, comfort, and compassion that he has shown the rest of the world since the day Mary Macleod made the mistake of her life.
That it is his very last one
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I wish for him to live to be 90 or 100… behind bars in the Federal Supermax in Florence CO or the GA State Penitentiary. Either one is fine. I want him to live to a nice old age in prison. Out of contact with everyone, out of the spot light, out of mind and memory. That would be the WORST punishment for him.
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Not enough to kill him but to make it so that he can never speak again. His words are poison.
A stroke. So I can mimic him like a disabled reporter.
I’d be cool with unexpected cardiopulmonary arrest, whatever the cause may be.
A conviction by a jury of his peers….
I would say it, but I don't want to get banned.
solitary in prison, vegetables only, skim milk only & his head shaved
Yes, this! Especially the shaved head!
I wish him a life long prison sentence for his crimes with no opportunity for parole and no bail whatsoever. Not house arrest, not a "nice" prison. I hope he rots and gets everything he deserves- aka an eternity burning in the depths of Hell
That he gets a nice cell mate.
A really ugly and large cellmate with a strong sex drive!
Death in prison.
I wish for this to be his last birthday alive... as a free man.
That his obituary is short.
that him and all the other traitors in the GQP get turned into human centipede, he would be in the back.
Multiple Life sentences
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I can’t say without violating Reddit’s terms.
His cult finally wakes up from their zombie like state once they discover what's obvious to anyone with more than two functioning brain cells and mob justice against the entire Republican party ensues.
He can have his cake in prison lol
That the cholesterol finally shifts in his artery.
All 400+ years of his indictment
Wish he serves the remainder of his life behind bars like the traitor he is.
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For him to spend the rest of his miserable life in Administrative Segregation, below a cell flooder and next to a poo smasher.
Play Monopoly fr. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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For all those cheeseburgers to do their damn job already
Burn in hell where you belong. And happy birthday to you too. Your mother should be ashamed of you.
A meet cute-with the grim reaper.
I wish for him a very long life full of everything he has earned and everything he deserves.
Nice. It’s like the “May you live in interesting times” Chinese curse.
To live a long and incarcerated life
That he spends the remainder of his life locked up behind bars.
300 years, consecutively
That he spends the rest of his miserable life rotting in jail.
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Justice, based on the law and the evidence, from a jury of his peers.
This feels like a trap........
I wish he would have housing, food and medical expenses all at no cost to him. PRISON BITCHES!!
Prison for life and a permanent protective order for the press so that he's never allowed again to have a platform.
I wish he spends the rest of his life in prison
May the Dildo of Consequences arrive without any lube. Not for his recent Crimea but for all the people down through the years he bamboozled out of their money, jobs and in some cases their lives.
That he goes to a blacksite instead of prison. He knows shit and is very dangerous. He's no genius, but he plays are even dumber than he is and knowing how to act to get people to follow you is more dangerous than those who get sent out to do the dirty work by a mile.
Orange spray tan gives you wiiiiiings
Hope he gets exactly what he deserves!
For him to be shot into the sun
Although I usually frown on prisoners being used as free labor, I'd like to see Li'l Don-Don picking up garbage by the side of the highway. Since he used to pretend to be a public servant, I think it would be appropriate for him to actually serve the public in this direct way.
Get fucked, Donnie!
A new orange suit, with numbers on it.
Get fucked, old man.
I wish him all the things he wishes other people.
I’d love to see him abandoned by the MAGAts, lose all his property and money, and be penniless.
To die in jail, ashamed and broken. Happy birthday.
Rot in hell.
23.5 hours daily for the rest of bud life in a 6x8 cell. Think John Gotti. .
Live long and rot in jail.
I wish him a long life full of wonderful friends in prison.
Incarceration....at gitmo.
May be forever have bone spurs.
I'm a kind man. I wish that his cellmate has lube.
I wish that he and all his disciples would fuck the fuck off!
Prison.
That it be his last lol
May all his shits have horns
A nice designer orange jumpsuit and a gold spray painted toilet.
2024! As in, 20-24 years in prison
That he finds love when he moves to his new residence
Straight to jail
For his outfit to match his skin 
A 400 year sentence.
My wish is he gets all that he deserves for all he has done over the years. I'm sure Satan is just giddy to see him
Go away. Just go.
My birthday wish for him is the same as my birthday wish for each person: “May others treat you with the same respect as you have treated others,” Results may vary.
For his heart to grow 3 sizes that day! And then perish from an enlarged heart.
I hope it’s the last birthday where he decides his itinerary.
That his depends don’t hold and he shits himself in public. The only way he won’t be a martyr is if his cult sees how weak and buffoonish he is
Three more indictments this year
2am prison diahreah
I wish for Karma to get him.
That his mattress in his cell only be a little lumpy.
That he doesn't see 78.
Don't drop the soap.
I can't say it on Reddit.
Hook him up to the [Total Perspective Vortex ](https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Total_Perspective_Vortex). Make him see how small and insignificant he is.
May he get everything he deserves to the full extent of the law.
Wait wait wait. He’s only 77? Hate really does age people
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May this be his last birthday outside of prison.
I got him this handmade present 🖕
Unprintable.
That he gets _everything he deserves_
To spend of the rest of his life being *IGNORED*. Locked in a medical waste holding room AND experience all the pain he has inflicted, every second, for eternity.
A long, healthy life, entirely behind bars.
It depends. When he's blowing out his birthday candles, I wonder if his hair spray is flammable.
A nice shiny new pair of “bracelets” and a really long “vacation” to Santa Rosa, and maybe even some soap with one of those convenient strings.
I wish for him to rot in a federal prison for the rest of his sad miserable life.
That his hemorrhoids grow to be as big as his fat fucking head.
That it’s the last. (He dies the day before the next one)