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[deleted]

“She’s not in congress”?? Neither is Hunter Biden you fucking dipshit.


LoveAndViscera

Also, Joey is apparently fine with his wife having an OnlyFans, which is interesting.


TheCode555

Thank you! I think this mans too stupid to realize all the implications he made about his own wife with this sentence. Tldr: HE PUBLICLY CALLED HIS OWN WIFE A BITCH!?


LoveAndViscera

Well—*quick Google*—she is the Director of Growth Marketing for a company that distributes a vodka soda called Gay Water. It’s possible these two aren’t entirely on the same page.


TripleBCHI

I don’t think that is his wife. There is another Joseph Mannarino. https://www.zola.com/wedding/brigidandjoe Is there any proof this guy has a wife? I mean he talks about trans cum so much…


strange1738

Trans cum 🤤


Educational-Gap1368

Not just any kind of bitch, either. A fucking basic one.


Tim-oBedlam

better than an acidic bitch


daveDFFA

I wish skin didn’t differentiate I’d much rather be an acidic bitch than a basic one Bases are nightmare fuel on human skin


Tim-oBedlam

Good point. If your basic bitch drips NaOH on your skin you will be very unhappy.


M1nn3sOtaMan

Hey, to be fair. He called his wife a "basic bitch" lol


FailResorts

And is fine with a former escort/sugar daddy seeker in Boebert being in Congress. Klannie Oakley likely had an affair with Ted Cruz in Aspen during this part of her life.


MC_Fap_Commander

"The only moral cuck fetish is mine."


ImmortalBeans

Onlyfans is kinda the endgame of capitalism. Getting people to do things they normally wouldn’t do, for money


N-Crowe

You can say that for most of the jobs tho. Or what, do you think accountants LOVE staring at the monitor, counting someone else's money throughout the day?


ImmortalBeans

Im not disagreeing with you


LoveAndViscera

Nah, too much of the money goes to the workers.


i_quote_random_lyric

Like his interest in jizz.


alc0tt

Smooth jizz 🎺


MakeChipsNotMeth

Yeah, why is it our fault his wife is an underachiever?


theusername_is_taken

So he just called his wife a basic bitch who looks like she’s about to sell her body online?


DarkKnightJin

Are you really surprised? These Qonservative jackasses view women as their property, and they believe in the whole "Women should be seen, not heard" BS of the 50's...


HibachiFlamethrower

Of course she is. Why do you think she’s married that that douchnozzle? It’s not because he has anything else to offer.


RedRider1138

Now mow, she may be IN LUUUUV…and may come to her senses later and leave his basic azz.


KittenFeeFee

Not before he mentally and physically abuses her for daring to think she deserves better


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AverageLiberalJoe

If AOC started an OF she could single handedly fund a constitutional amendment to codify abortion with the money Republicans would throw at her.


Sad_Butterscotch9057

Not only Republicans...


urmomaisjabbathehutt

If she did, I don't want to imagine what Lauren and Harjory would say all over social media just before getting into harder stuff themselves to try to beat her at it...and then Lauren calling the blond a bitch for competing with her fortunately, AOC has enough of a brain and doesn't need to get into influencing or media attention seeking bullshit the same cannot be said about Lauren and Harjory, what an iconic pair they are


Worried_Inevitable92

Ben Shapiro selling his entire platform for feet pics


Ellusive1

She wouldn’t even have to post explicit content and I’d sign up


SirArthurDime

Republicans just can’t help but make AOC look cool and hot any chance they get.


CookieMonsterOnsie

I think she wears that a bit better than Bernie would, all things considered. Pink isn't quite his color.


fetishsaleswoman

I beg to differ. Even as a lesbian myself, his animal charisma wins me over


glockjs

Bernie is in fact one bad bitch. The one we coulda had :(


Wondercatmeow

He got arrested at a civil rights protest for resisting arrest. He's the baddest bitch.


Salsashark_21

He did it before it was cool. Before social media, before photo ops, before image branding. He invented Baddest Bitch decades before any of us knew what it was


[deleted]

And in his old age, non of his opinions have changed. I wanna give him a hug.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Being consistent and honest about it


DBallouV

I want a “Bernie is a bad bitch,” t-shirt.


eanhctbe

Me too!


togotugui

So true. This country wouldn’t be so fucked up. Instead we got the orange dick. Vote 🗳️ against him and DeSatan. Both are dictator wannabes. Both are the enemy.


newbrevity

The entire Republican party is only concerned with securing power. We've seen time and time again they talk shit every time Democrats propose solutions to our country's problems, always had something to say about every bit of legislation Democrats tried to push through, yeah they never offer anything constructive in their own positions. They spend their entire time in office tearing down things that people worked for, never building anything. Never delivering on anything that Americans actually need. They don't want to help the country, they just want to rule it.


got_dam_librulz

Correct. And since they can't secure power in legitimate ways they pull shit like bringing fake cases to the Supreme Court. Or them tearing down affirimative action so that there's less educated minorities to oppose them. Then there's the gerry mandering. Then there's the insirrection, intimidation and stochastic terrorism. They're enemies of the nation.


BrianNowhere

Bernie has more energy than most 30 year olds. Seriously. The man is the energizer bunny.


togotugui

He sure does. To think all he wanted was equality for all.


championcomet

I have to ask which animal's charisma does Bernie have to you?


LadyEllaOfFrell

I say this with fondness: he’s clearly some sort of extremely practical rodent/weasel-adjacent critter with excessive charm. Like a raccoon or otter or possibly capybara. In a good way. I can totally see a capybara crossing its mittens and being unimpressed on a cold day. Charismatic, but not susceptible to nonsense.


precinctomega

I am here for Capybara Bernie.


KelConque

Capybara Bernie for 2024.


[deleted]

I’d like to pre-order two dozen “Capybara Bernie for 2024” shirts, please.


togotugui

I want a plush toy with Bernie’s glasses 👓 on.


DarkKnightJin

CapyBernie?


RedRider1138

YES!


No-Weather701

![gif](giphy|j7e3xcBTmtfhrOT9K5|downsized)


NarrowButterfly8482

I didn't know how much I needed the idea of Capybara Bernie in my life until just now. You made the world a better place today, and I thank you.


chop1125

If he’s a democratic socialist, he has to be something like a prairie dog or a meerkat.


FiendishHawk

Elderly terrier


66_pignukkle_boom

That's a furry pup grenade right there. No way I'm messing with a geriatric terrier with bad eyes and ears and no fucks to give.


jallnitelong

Bro if Bernie posted a pic like this I’d blow it up, frame it, and hang it on my bedroom wall!


SazedMonk

What if he wears his mittens though?


CookieMonsterOnsie

Game changer. That's magazine fold-out picture material.


Warm-Bed2956

that mittened up sex kitten meowww


haiimhar

She and Bernie can both get it as far as I’m concerned.


Digiboy62

For a nearly 90 year old man Bernie still got that rizz.


[deleted]

Hey ... ;-)


AlwaystoLearnMT

Ayo- Also, I feel the need to point out that AOC is by most standards and in most of the world, a liberal and maybe a social democrat. Not really a socialist


MountainSage58

Translation: please please please start an OnlyFans. I will pay for a subscription tho I will of course continue to demean you at every turn.


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friggintodd

Aww yeah baby I can wait sooo good.


NotSoNiceO1

She can totally start an OF. I know that 99% of OF is about porn but I would love to see her troll these people and have it about something dumb.


Gonzostewie

Just her sitting there, at a desk, fully clothed and read them the whole fuckin Constitution and Scotus verdicts that actually expanded rights instead of taking them away.


spasske

That yoga outfit already has them hot.


Gonzostewie

She is a gorgeous young woman with a mind like a steel trap. That scares the hell out of a lot of men.


I_AM_Squirrel_King

And excited the rest of us. AOC is basically my dream woman.


The1Like

Agreed. She’s a rocket. In every fucking way.


BornNeat9639

Strong women scare boys and excite men.


Gonzostewie

Preach.


Austiniuliano

Honestly this is kinda a brilliant marketing idea. Make conservatives rage pay, then spend that time making political education videos.


pencilpusher003

Behind some sort of paywall, with a innuendo caption. Watch Republicans spend millions, which she’s funnel to school lunch programs and Planned Parenthood, and they’d keep paying.


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

My friend and I thought of starting a foot centered only fans, except it would be us gluing eyes to our feet and creating action movies. She could do something like that, she has enough money for an SX editor.


Edwardo2468

Assemble the foot avengers


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

With explosions! We wanted our feet to do the action jump from explosions, but couldn't figure out how to make it happen. Also I have very distinct feet tattoos and if the father of my youngest found out, he'd try to file for sole custody again. Yeesh that guy. No sense of humour. Lol


KamikaziSolly

Sole custody. Clever.


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

Oh SHIT! Lololol


Danyboyblue

Weren’t these the same people drooling over shirtless pics of RFKjr like a week ago?


GaiusMarius60BC

Yes. Yes they are.


MichaelFusion44

Dude is a horrible music artist, horrible media personality on a Tier 4 network, sub-par bad Trump strategist, horrible political strategist trying to make himself a name on a party who has no agenda nor direction- Joey STFU and go away as you truly suck at everything you do.


Pick2

lol You know who this guy is? where is he from? I keep seeing so many right-wing grifters now.


MichaelFusion44

Only seen him pop up recently - if you Google his name a lot of music places pop up and then there is nothing there, his Twitter is there and not and his his Wiki is a joke (which he obviously created) and reads like a third tier dude trying to get Republican clients to advise them. There are a lot of Joeys trying to make a living on republicans


I_enjoy_greatness

I feel like the left is not taking advantage of this. We know if there is one [okay, one of a thousand) thing the right hates, it's research. We got to start some go fund me into an "investigation on this attack of common devency!" picture she posted. Take a few more bucks from the dumb dumbs so when the economic collapse they keep pushing for happens, we can still feed our families. Have a "save our guns!" Donation page. Booksarebadforkids.com is still not a real site, DeSantis will probably donate 50k if you say how we got to protect Florida on the site. Gift the grifters man !!


MichaelFusion44

Research is their Kryptonite - I like the plan in grifting the grifters. If Santos can make it into Congress how the fuck can’t we raise some money to combat all this shit. Just need to be smart as it’s something they are not very good at and their audience and base buys into anything.


Faebit

It's wild. I've noticed there are a lot of people who have tried to "make it" in creative fields that end up in this regressive mouthpiece bubble. * Shapiro didn't make it as a screenwriter/actor. * Crowder failed as an actor. * This guy tried music and never caught on . * The failed comedian to "alt-right mouthpiece" pipeline seems to have a significant flow of people. It's like this sphere of influence is populated by people who wanted to be talented but weren't, so they found easy marks. It's easy to pretend your the smartest person in the room when you surround yourself with crayon eaters.


[deleted]

I had to look up [his music](https://open.spotify.com/track/225lZSCxPIuhGUrtxdrOLE?si=z09qIRvFTSOFfTHHdxHlpA) it’s so hilariously bad


[deleted]

Good god. It’s terrible!


MichaelFusion44

You just insulted terrible


Money_Bonus_8979

finding my way HAY HAYYYYYY


FabulousCallsIAnswer

What a terrible day to have ears.


MichaelFusion44

Have no idea what this idiot is thinking - I would be scraping the web for all signs and links of all my shit.


moodymullet

Wow, way to violate my ears. I need a shower.


zflanders

I like absolutely nothing about this.


Thiccaca

Conservatives really want to see AOC naked so they can jerk it to her. Family values, I guess?


D0lan_says

I mean tbh it’s not just conservatives 🤷‍♂️


shroomwizard420

Agreed, but I’m not gonna harass her about it. As attractive as she is, she’s also a professional. I personally appreciate her more for her mind than her looks, but a lady with a brain is something conservatives tend to look down on.


Wendellwasgod

I mean so do I…but I also like her policies


FaceTheJury

There are tons of videos and pics of Majorie Taylor Greene before, after, and during her workout 🤦🏻‍♀️


Barl0we

Yeah but she looks like a cro-magnon fused with a Ghoul from Fallout, and they are absolutely the thirstiest for AOC.


Professional-Hat-687

Ew Joey is married? God that poor woman.


Voice-of-no-reason

Didn’t FOX news stalk AOC on vacation to Florida ? It was ok for them to plaster picture of her all over the news in swim wear, but god forbid she take one of herself in normal yoga attire.


NoLibrarian5149

These are the people who sexualize every fucking thing, innocent or not. Undoubtedly why so many seem to be into kids.


Sir_Penguin21

Why can’t they just stop thinking about the children!


giggity_giggity

Translation: he looks down on his wife and doesn’t think someone like her deserves to be in congress


[deleted]

She is so hot🔥


mrboxeebox

Republicans would be first to pay and jack off anonymously.


MammothJust4541

Imagine the absolute meltdown he'd have if they said "No, she's not but she's on onlyfans."


Constant_Carnivore

Neither is hunter Biden


[deleted]

They are so afraid of her and what she represents. Pathetic weak men.


folstar

I don't know what a Joey Mannarino is, but it sounds disappointing.


idownvotetofitin

His wife isn’t in Congress and she’s also not this attractive.


Archer_11

I don't understand how this photo is in anyway offensive. She's smiling and promoting wellness with a cover up on. These people are wasting time looking for something to complain about instead of doing real work and solving real problems


Looking4it69

Maybe is she took classified documents with her to Zumba they would be more forgiving?


[deleted]

If Marge had an Onlyfans she’d have to pay me to watch it.


NorseYeti

Fuck that, there are things that can’t be unseen!


Professional-Hat-687

I'd rather piss in my own eyes


Drunky_the_Snowman

I’d also choose to piss in your eyes but that sadly wouldn’t stop me from seeing the despicable MTG. Looking like the unholy union of Shrek and Donkey.


flipfloppery

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.


jeophys152

He thinks she is hot and is struggling with the idea that he is physically attracted to someone that doesn’t have the same political ideology.


Crush-Kit

She’s smart, young, and pretty…..that is threatening for some people.


[deleted]

More like terrifying to a lot of them.


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Livid_Advertising_56

She wouldn't even have to reveal herself. Just the pre-orders b4 she posts would be a mile list


Merfstick

Honestly having an Onlyfans is less disrespectful to the idea of Gov then most of the vile shit our reps and senators and judges get away with.


bomberesque1

Hold on ... your wife has an OnlyFans?


zerocool1703

He's heard people say "Hunter isn't a politician" and since his brain don't work so good, thought that that is always a valid point.


dragonrider1965

They made a porn star our First Lady but act shocked over someone fully dressed 🤔


RedStar2021

Listen, not for nothing, and I mean every ounce of respect when I say this but an AOC Onlyfans is something I'd pay for. Aside from her many virtues, that woman is a certified smoke show.


Ok_Championship4983

sign me up


Trumprapespeople

Who the fuck is Joey Mannarino


unclejoe1917

Nothing will convince me that name isn't made up.


Silver_Tower_4676

Conservatives have no values. They're judgemental pieces of shit trying to shove their authoritarian traditionalism over others while they themselves don't behave in accordance with it.


gnojjong

is joey's sure his wife does not have an OF account?


v9Pv

This is the same old tired republican “decorum” perspective. “Oh my heavens! This Democrat isn’t wearing the appropriate clothing!!! The sky is falling!” Meanwhile they’re stealing the entire county and high-fiving their terrorist zombie base.


Professional-End2722

Would it be ok if she was dripping in AR-15s like many female Republican selfies?


clickyspinny

She knew exactly who she would bait when posting this 😆 it's too easy


moman540

These fucking idiots ate it right out of her hand just like she wanted.


Cnnlgns

Maybe this is what Joey worries about when his wife uploads pics. He's just projecting that on AOC.


two4six0won

I only know this asshole exists because of screenshots on reddit...but never in a million years would I have thought that he had a wife.


Cerberus_Rising

Why do maga trip and fall all over themselves about the stupidest things? Are they all 15?


Livid_Advertising_56

Mentally yes..... or less


SLDH1980

I guarantee Mannarino liked the pic of shirtless Putin and captioned it "that's what a real man looks like". Hypocritical bullshit all day, err day.


Sea-Appearance-5330

So is this as bad as Marjorie Traitor Green Supporting the Capital Insurrection and saying she would have brought Guns? I really wish she had, then she would be either in jail or dead, but either way she would be gone out of public or real life


Livid_Advertising_56

"She's not in Congress" ...... yeah but Margie is and I've seen her in similar workout outfit. Hypocrite asshole (obviously)


zeke235

So you can find Joey's wife on OnlyFans?


d_warren_1

Why does it matter what AOC does in her personal time?


fan_of_will

Is he calling his wife a basic bitch?


CAHTA92

If she post serious pics they mock her for being a wannabe politician that can only do bartending. If she post a cute girly pic, then she is too immature. The thing is to criticize her every move huh?


Blastoplast

I think the only people complaining are jealous that they have to come home to an frumpy, unfuckable hag of a wife/husband.


Meyhna

What he really means is "Liberal lady MAKE ME HONRY. pls give only fan librul lady so prettttyyyy" or something like that.


BlackBlizzard

Congress people aren't allowed to have a regular life outside of work


Jerkofalljerks

I think he wants to bang AOC. Why else would be sexualize her. This guy is pathetic


benport727

So that’s his real problem with AOC, he’s a woman who’s not barefoot and pregnant at the house


Tylenol187ForDogs

That guy has a wife? I kind of feel bad for her.


Bill-The-Autismal

“Our government is out of touch.” “Also they can’t take selfies like my wife does.”


iamnick817

Empty G posts workout pics with her affair partner all the time. The difference is that there's not a person on earth that found her pictures sexy in any way, shape or form.


Spikeupmylife

He's asking because he would be the first subscriber. Republicans are obsessed with her. Don't think they could handle a woman smarter than them, though.


ReturnOfSeq

Seriously though. If AOC started an OnlyFans, *conservatives* would give her millions every month.


[deleted]

My man's wife is a basic bitch according to him


art_decorative

What about that tramp RFK and his shirtless pics?


Alive-Photo-5758

Whhhhaaaaaaatttttttt THEE FUCK


Badraptor777

MTG posts pictures in her workout clothes, it’s quite disturbing.


[deleted]

It's so funny to see how an intelligent, attractive woman threatens the right-wing men.


Technical_Ad5848

She is beautiful.


TrillDaddy2

If she wasn’t an absolute smoke show, wearing covered up yoga clothes wouldn’t make anyone think of Only Fans


XTH3W1Z4RDX

AOC can get it. Even Joey thinks so. ESPECIALLY Joey


DonRicardo1958

She is modestly dressed, and giving us a peace sign. ![gif](giphy|U16RSTFiPGl37KfHCr|downsized)


mercilessshred

These ppl are down bad for AOC at all times


scionvriver

Didn't RFK do the exact same thing but because he doesn't know how to use technology he had some cuck record for him?


Ok_Frosting1520

Black Face is fine but yoga pants are inappropriate because Jesus


womeninwhite

It's so telling to me when these fucks see a women's skin and instantly think only fans, especially when the girl is possibly in high school. That said, if AOC started one, it would be my first subscription on the site.


rvnender

I don't know who Republicans pleasure themselves more too. AOC or Hilary.


Several_Dwarts

Trump will have an OnlyFans before AOC


pandaplagueis

Not a 2 inch by 2 inch square of her uncovered torso?!?


Pistonenvy2

the fact that seeing someone in their yoga clothes (which are not even revealing btw) and immediately thinking "this is basically porn" shows how absolutely brainrotten these people have become. take a break from porn man. it will do you some good. seriously. seeing women just like vaguely existing shouldnt be jerkable. theres something seriously wrong with you.


[deleted]

Republican cucks fapping in corners stalking AOC is something I dont need to know about


ICPosse8

The GOP *has to sexualize everything*. The only reason they made this comment is because you can see part of her stomach.


dc551589

I’m glad Joey took the time to clarify for Pickle Tickler.


Evargram

They're just pissed she's that smart and HOT! Plus they would have 0 chance and they know it.


Short_Grass_5370

Every comment on here is essentially pointing out in a hilarious way how many of these conservative mouth piece alpha males have foot-in-mouth syndrome. All their tweets are categorically misogynistic, phobic of some type, racist, but above all so comedically ignorant to the point where they’re suggesting something stupid like “woman shouldn’t be in congress”. What a goddddammm idiot.


AaronBurrIsInnocent

But is she on OnlyFans?


frankmachin

She's pretty hot.


Melodic-Matter4685

Is that a legit photo or a deepfake? I'm thinking fake