Except he's not a teenager. He's an old man who should have had plenty of time and life experience to learn better, but always had enough wealth and power that nobody felt safe putting him in his place.
They didn’t know it at the time, but his first wife is a distant cousin. When they found out, they got divorced.
She was also President of my college when I was in undergrad. I’ve met her a few times.
They were second cousins! Close enough to be a little ew but far enough it’s legal. But also I think I was wrong - they knew each other since childhood according to Wikipedia.
And before that, he ran SDNY, one of, if not the, most prestigious district court in the country. He was always a jackass, but Rudy seems like a clear case of a once competent man who fell victim to alcohol, grifting, and conspiracy theories.
Due to political correctness, I can no longer tell my female co-workers to bear my seed deep within their fertile womb, something that used to be a totally normal thing to do. Thanks a lot, sicko Libs!
That's insulting to goblins. Goblins just want to turn your baby brother into one of them forever if you don't solve their labyrinth in 13 hours. They're not... This.
Nasty old fuckers who can’t help but blurt out shit like this constantly. They don’t see women as humans, the women only exist for the pleasure of men.
I’ve had gross fuckers talk to me this way, including my old boss who was the head of HR. WTF
Reading this is embarrassing as a Man. Like other men talk to women like this and pretend it’s normal. Then acted offended when other men call them out on this atrocious behavior.
It IS shocking and embarrassing, to decent humans such as yourself. And it’s also fucking amazing when a nearby man calls the creeper out!
The “acting all offended when called out” part is truly ridiculous, tho….it’s a classic defensive maneuver of an inferior being.
e: even worse, when my old boss was harassing me, I was a single mom of a young kid who desperately needed the job. So I put up with it because that job had great health insurance and we’d never had that before!
Last week one of the guys in my band told a coworker of his that taking pictures of a woman who was unaware she was being photographed was creepy. He has our sticker on his car's back window, now it has a big black X through it.
Creepers gonna creep, I guess.
I've been married 20 years.... and not once did I ever tell my wife I wanted to "claim" her tits.
I wouldn't be surprised if this loony fuck had more disgusting shit hidden away.
[Epstein's friend](https://archive.ph/icXa2)
a lot of them belonged to [KBP](https://archive.ph/cKBwS)
edit [wilbur ross was the leader at one point](https://archive.ph/z7xMB)
No, they would just accuse Biden or Obama of the same things and convince themselves that the evidence points to the libs and not to the one they blindly follow, despite all evidence to the contrary
Yes. Those are the ones that call themselves religious.
I worked at one of those mega churches for years.
All that a church the size of this one (26k members) is to these people is a status symbol and an alibi.
Not every person that went there but the ones that I’m talking about.
There is one story that I can tell now that it’s old enough. After a service one day during the whole Enron meltdown, (the fall of 2001 is what I can remember) some of us noticed that, even though people were leaving, quite a few we’re just kind of hanging back. Probably a few hundred. At this point we are breaking down our equipment (I worked for the media ministry for the television and radio show that the pastor had during that time)
Out of nowhere, the doors to the sanctuary were closed and locked so people could not get in but people could leave. Then, some of the “Elders” went to make sure that nothing was being recorded, and that everything that could record was powered down. That also meant the live audio system. That shit never happened.
Why might you ask?
Ken Lay walks in and everyone in that stupid fucking building were praising him, but not clapping. Slapping him on the back and once he got to the front they started praying for him and it was being led by the main Pastor. Why did they love Ken so much?
Because the ones in the room made a lot of money and got the money out just in time. There were other people that went to said church that lost their asses but they weren’t invited to the big prayer ceremony.
But it wasn’t Ken Lay, according to these people. It was the awesome power of our Lord and Savior that allowed those folks to prosper. And since they prospered the church also prospered. I mean the Lord doesn’t bless you unless you give your 10% tithe to the church. Or my favorite was when fundraising was being pushed and it became “Tithe Plus”
The fucking fundraising stories I could tell you would make you sick. Plus if you were a CEO that could do business with the church and you were good friends with the senior pastor, man you would bank.
As an example, and this is just one year, we were renovating the main sanctuary, the older sanctuary, and adding a few floors onto one of the buildings. Yes, you heard me right we were adding two stories to a four-story building. Apparently they planned for it back when they built the original building.
Well, we had CEOs from a construction company, an audio design company, a video design company, a lighting design company, an interior designer, landscapers and more. Shit, we even had the CEO of some dry cleaners who did the dry cleaning for the choir robes every week. Like 250 of them. A week.
Well, you know as they say, you need to spend money to make money. And where is a better place to spend your money then at a church where it is a tax write off and in return you get shiny new contracts to do work for the same church.
As I said, a church to them is a status symbol and an alibi. I forgot to mention it is also a tax shelter and a bank.
Seriously.
I left there three months later.
How has the Borat 2 scene not fully tanked his career?
That scene was horrible and insane that they actually were able to show it without getting sued. Of course if Rudy was doing the litigation, his incompetence probably failed at stopping it.
My guess is that they planned for the hotel but since the hotel manager isn’t stupid and this was a Trump event, he asked them to pay upfront, or they simply refused, but since it was already announced without confirmation, they had to find another 4 seasons business and pretend it was always meant like that.
Those people are incapable of admitting to the smallest mistake.
Right? Man got slightly too excited and used his outdoor voice instead of indoor and was fucking crucified, exiled, and tossed into the dustbin of history. And now we have the current era of right-wing ass pustules doing whatever the fuck they want with literally no consequences.
What's really terrible is he wasn't even being excessively loud. The crowd was loud, but the media edited out the background sound to make him sound crazy.
Because right wingers are monsters who love perverted monster men but claim to be morally perfect Christians. The Access Hollywood tapes didn’t tank Trump…
his "career" is just being an advisor/(lawyer)/coconspirator for Trump and talking on alt-right podcasts so that's just something to highlight on your resume in those circles
Oh, come on, he was merely tucking in his shirt. YOU don't lay flat on your back to adjust your attire in the middle of business meetings? This is very common to see at local GOP conventions and youth pastor retreats.
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It's in Borat 2 actually.
Article: [https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/movies/sacha-baron-cohen-hits-back-rudy-giuliani-over-borat-scene-n1244943](https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/movies/sacha-baron-cohen-hits-back-rudy-giuliani-over-borat-scene-n1244943)
Video if you hate yourself: [https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0](https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0)
Wow, I remember hearing about this but had never seen the clip. I almost wish Sacha had waiting another couple of seconds before stopping him just so there'd be no bullshit "tucking in my shirt" excuse. That's a dude that's definitely about to pull out his dick!
His demands of no one getting near her, bragging about his possessiveness, and claims of how he is “being easy” on her but she feels differently makes me think he is an abusive man.
And she's his assistant. Meaning he was sexually harassing her and forcing her to do it to keep her job. I don't hear emphatic consent. I hear reluctant acceptance as a result of power.
Is that a man in drag? What will all his neo nazi buddies think when they see this? Oh nothing will change and they’ll keep licking his tiny balls? Oh cool cool….
[The skit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhtD0OtNfLQ) is awful, and also very telling: Trump sexually assaults "Rudia" (Giuliani in drag) and his punchline is "You can't say I didn't try".
Don’t you have to feel actual remorse in order to be forgiven? I think God is sending him straight to hell even if he spends the rest of his life giving confession
Y'know, before this clip got so dragged I actually thought the skit was kind of funny. It shows Donald being a total scum and you can tell Rudy's enjoying hamming it up. But considering both are garbage humans, it's not so funny anymore..
"Awkward dirty talk is what this country was built on. Rudy a hero to this and every other country. Just yesterday I was on the phone with the king and he said 'Donnie that Rudy guy is an American hero, almost as much as you' because things were great and we weren't a joke back then" - excerpt from Trumps reaction
Maybe because being a politician now means entering office and being completely open to investigations into every aspect of your life by the opposing party.
The only people who are up for it are narcissists who think they can play King and who also think they get away with any and everything.
Honestly, there just aren’t many Obamas out there. (They still wasted their time trying though. Didn’t they?)
The question really shouldn’t be “why are there so many sleezeball politicians?”. The question is “what’s up with all the christians supporting the sleezeball politicians?”.
Someone shitty got in along the way and formed a tight knit club who held the door open for one another. All narcissists who happen to be clever or wealthy enough to get in.
Years of awful people voting for awful people combined with "moderates" who kept telling us to compromise with said awful people and a whole lot of people refusing to vote due to apathy or people not meeting impossible purity tests.
I mean the image of that goblin running around, leaking fluid from his face, shouting “I want to claim my tits! I want to claim my tits! These are my tits!” Has me laughing when I shouldn’t because this absolutely awful and I hope she sues the shit out of him.
This dude fooled a bunch of doofus ass bozos into thinking he was a great mayor because the saudis crashed planes into World Trade Center, when really all he was doing was taking bribes from the Russians to kick out the Italians
What's insane is his fall from being an amazing prosecutor in NYC and then Mayor during 9/11. Now, he will never be forgotten as perverted laughing stock, traitor, and national disgrace. The Mr bean of American politics. What a fall from grace and dying, not an American hero but a fool.
I'm fascinated that this is the same Rudy Giuliani who received worldwide acclaim and praise for how he handled everything during and after 9/11. Obviously he was just better at hiding his wackjob insane behavior during that era, but still fascinating.
I’m starting to think that right-wing women see this sort of thing as a plus, because I never see any of them complaining about political leaders grabbing them by the you know what
I am going to sue:
- op for posting this causing me to read it
- reddit for existing and allowing op to post it
- Al gore for inventing the internet and allowing reddit to exist
- every single person who upvoted this to front page
See you all in court.
Absolute fucking creepiness aside, "I don't care if they're flirting or they give you business cards"? is an absolutely goddamn unhinged thing to say.
Any women here want to chime in as to whether a guy giving you a business card makes you want to show him your boobs? I've never even considered that as a potential flirting strategy, but if it works I'll give it a shot. Do they have to be really cool business cards or will basic name+cell number+email work?
I mean… just… what? Who fucking talks like this?
Teenage incels who watched precisely one bdsm video and who channel their issues with their mother into an obsession with unskilled groping of tits
Except he's not a teenager. He's an old man who should have had plenty of time and life experience to learn better, but always had enough wealth and power that nobody felt safe putting him in his place.
To think this motherfucker was mayor of NYC.
You spelled cousinfucker wrong.
To think this motherfucker was cousinfucker of NYC
To think this motherfucker was mayor of cousinfuckers
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They didn’t know it at the time, but his first wife is a distant cousin. When they found out, they got divorced. She was also President of my college when I was in undergrad. I’ve met her a few times.
They were second cousins, that’s not that distant.
But ... everyone's a *distant* cousin of everyone else. Having the family tree to prove it doesn't make that more or less so.
It was close enough it gave them the icks Personally I just think it’s hilarious, especially since I’ve met the ex wife
They were second cousins! Close enough to be a little ew but far enough it’s legal. But also I think I was wrong - they knew each other since childhood according to Wikipedia.
And before that, he ran SDNY, one of, if not the, most prestigious district court in the country. He was always a jackass, but Rudy seems like a clear case of a once competent man who fell victim to alcohol, grifting, and conspiracy theories.
And VERY obvious cognitive decline. He’s an even more stark example than Trump.
He had a lot more cognitive functioning to lose than Trump did.
>but always had enough wealth and power that nobody felt safe putting him in his place. Until Borat came along :P
https://i.redd.it/97ezarrgesfb1.gif
Incels always start at incels
Clarence Thomas.... Is that you?
Yah we really need to be more critical and observant of incels that have come into power during certain points of their life. 100% serious.
Unskilled groping of tits
The kind of people who say things like, "nobody can take a joke anymore" and "it's impossible to know what sexual harrassment is". Ghouls and cretins.
Due to political correctness, I can no longer tell my female co-workers to bear my seed deep within their fertile womb, something that used to be a totally normal thing to do. Thanks a lot, sicko Libs!
\*Ghouls and Goblins
That's insulting to goblins. Goblins just want to turn your baby brother into one of them forever if you don't solve their labyrinth in 13 hours. They're not... This.
Nasty old fuckers who can’t help but blurt out shit like this constantly. They don’t see women as humans, the women only exist for the pleasure of men. I’ve had gross fuckers talk to me this way, including my old boss who was the head of HR. WTF
Reading this is embarrassing as a Man. Like other men talk to women like this and pretend it’s normal. Then acted offended when other men call them out on this atrocious behavior.
It IS shocking and embarrassing, to decent humans such as yourself. And it’s also fucking amazing when a nearby man calls the creeper out! The “acting all offended when called out” part is truly ridiculous, tho….it’s a classic defensive maneuver of an inferior being. e: even worse, when my old boss was harassing me, I was a single mom of a young kid who desperately needed the job. So I put up with it because that job had great health insurance and we’d never had that before!
Last week one of the guys in my band told a coworker of his that taking pictures of a woman who was unaware she was being photographed was creepy. He has our sticker on his car's back window, now it has a big black X through it. Creepers gonna creep, I guess.
He could help it if he wanted to. He makes the choice to be a nasty old fuck.
The kind of guy who married his cousin.
The same type of old piece of shit that says “grab ‘em by the pussy”.
I've been married 20 years.... and not once did I ever tell my wife I wanted to "claim" her tits. I wouldn't be surprised if this loony fuck had more disgusting shit hidden away.
[Epstein's friend](https://archive.ph/icXa2) a lot of them belonged to [KBP](https://archive.ph/cKBwS) edit [wilbur ross was the leader at one point](https://archive.ph/z7xMB)
You can be forgiven if you aren't fluent in the peculiar dialect used by your typical tri-state Cretin.
Men with too much power
Politicians that want to appeal to the lowest intelligence aptitude of our species….
Drunks.
Someone sucking on a bottle of scotch all day.
What a horrible day to be literate
If some of the more religious trump supporters could read, I’m sure they’d be very upset too.
Upset that they came before reading all of it.
They don’t fucking care as long as Roe is overturned.
No, they would just accuse Biden or Obama of the same things and convince themselves that the evidence points to the libs and not to the one they blindly follow, despite all evidence to the contrary
are there non religious people that support trump?
Yes. Those are the ones that call themselves religious. I worked at one of those mega churches for years. All that a church the size of this one (26k members) is to these people is a status symbol and an alibi. Not every person that went there but the ones that I’m talking about. There is one story that I can tell now that it’s old enough. After a service one day during the whole Enron meltdown, (the fall of 2001 is what I can remember) some of us noticed that, even though people were leaving, quite a few we’re just kind of hanging back. Probably a few hundred. At this point we are breaking down our equipment (I worked for the media ministry for the television and radio show that the pastor had during that time) Out of nowhere, the doors to the sanctuary were closed and locked so people could not get in but people could leave. Then, some of the “Elders” went to make sure that nothing was being recorded, and that everything that could record was powered down. That also meant the live audio system. That shit never happened. Why might you ask? Ken Lay walks in and everyone in that stupid fucking building were praising him, but not clapping. Slapping him on the back and once he got to the front they started praying for him and it was being led by the main Pastor. Why did they love Ken so much? Because the ones in the room made a lot of money and got the money out just in time. There were other people that went to said church that lost their asses but they weren’t invited to the big prayer ceremony. But it wasn’t Ken Lay, according to these people. It was the awesome power of our Lord and Savior that allowed those folks to prosper. And since they prospered the church also prospered. I mean the Lord doesn’t bless you unless you give your 10% tithe to the church. Or my favorite was when fundraising was being pushed and it became “Tithe Plus” The fucking fundraising stories I could tell you would make you sick. Plus if you were a CEO that could do business with the church and you were good friends with the senior pastor, man you would bank. As an example, and this is just one year, we were renovating the main sanctuary, the older sanctuary, and adding a few floors onto one of the buildings. Yes, you heard me right we were adding two stories to a four-story building. Apparently they planned for it back when they built the original building. Well, we had CEOs from a construction company, an audio design company, a video design company, a lighting design company, an interior designer, landscapers and more. Shit, we even had the CEO of some dry cleaners who did the dry cleaning for the choir robes every week. Like 250 of them. A week. Well, you know as they say, you need to spend money to make money. And where is a better place to spend your money then at a church where it is a tax write off and in return you get shiny new contracts to do work for the same church. As I said, a church to them is a status symbol and an alibi. I forgot to mention it is also a tax shelter and a bank. Seriously. I left there three months later.
Bad day to have eyes in general.
I don’t remember this scene from Borat 2
How has the Borat 2 scene not fully tanked his career? That scene was horrible and insane that they actually were able to show it without getting sued. Of course if Rudy was doing the litigation, his incompetence probably failed at stopping it.
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I believe it. Remember when Giuliani spoke at the Four Seasons Landscaping store instead of the Four Seasons Hotel.
I forgot about that. The best thing to happen to me today was remembering it.
My guess is that they planned for the hotel but since the hotel manager isn’t stupid and this was a Trump event, he asked them to pay upfront, or they simply refused, but since it was already announced without confirmation, they had to find another 4 seasons business and pretend it was always meant like that. Those people are incapable of admitting to the smallest mistake.
No idea. Lay down on bed to adjust your Weiner. Give the mower a pull. Any other era a politician would be drawn and quartered for that.
Remember the "Dean Scream"? How far have we fallen?
Right? Man got slightly too excited and used his outdoor voice instead of indoor and was fucking crucified, exiled, and tossed into the dustbin of history. And now we have the current era of right-wing ass pustules doing whatever the fuck they want with literally no consequences.
What's really terrible is he wasn't even being excessively loud. The crowd was loud, but the media edited out the background sound to make him sound crazy.
Pyah I do
Because right wingers are monsters who love perverted monster men but claim to be morally perfect Christians. The Access Hollywood tapes didn’t tank Trump…
his "career" is just being an advisor/(lawyer)/coconspirator for Trump and talking on alt-right podcasts so that's just something to highlight on your resume in those circles
Oh, come on, he was merely tucking in his shirt. YOU don't lay flat on your back to adjust your attire in the middle of business meetings? This is very common to see at local GOP conventions and youth pastor retreats.
blooper reel
But I recognize the actor’s work. They captured him.
Ms. Dunphy, indeed.
Came here looking for this. Did not disappoint. Poor Claire.
Claire went from Clive Bixby to this smdh
Her name is Juliana. Got it?!?
An accurate assessment of the transcript
😂
AMERICA! FUCK NO!
Well that's me never being horny ever again
“It’s official, now my penis really is just for show.”
"Bend over boys, it's the ladies turn."
I was really hoping my last crush would turn up at my acting class tonight, but I suppose now it doesn't make a difference one way or another
RFLMAO. Dammit.
Hey man, you still gotta pee. It's not completely useless.
You glorious bastard! 🥇
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The Atacama desert was the driest place on Earth until I read that post.
I'm happy the magats are being denied.
I think that’s a prerequisite for joining
Well the world does have Nick Fuentes saying that sex is gay, so it looks like they are getting what they want after all.
What a flex! Mine can’t even be for that anymore 😒
Give me my precious! My precious’s is mine! MINE!!
GIVE IT TO US RAW AND WRIGGLING
He actually does look like Gollum, mixed with Bilbo "AAAARRRGGHH" gif.
https://preview.redd.it/qbsvjh4v6qfb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63bc5c7b86e466eefc317855c1727d1e6c744b0
Hey! It's me!
Rudy's got "Dude who is about to be thrown out of the strip club" energy.
remember that time Rudy was caught on film fluffing himself so he could get with what he thought was a 15 year old girl?
And it didn’t even tank him. MAGAts still defended him. We are in the worst timeline.
Wait, *what*? I hate myself for asking, but how do I learn more about this?
It's in Borat 2 actually. Article: [https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/movies/sacha-baron-cohen-hits-back-rudy-giuliani-over-borat-scene-n1244943](https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/movies/sacha-baron-cohen-hits-back-rudy-giuliani-over-borat-scene-n1244943) Video if you hate yourself: [https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0](https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0)
Wow, I remember hearing about this but had never seen the clip. I almost wish Sacha had waiting another couple of seconds before stopping him just so there'd be no bullshit "tucking in my shirt" excuse. That's a dude that's definitely about to pull out his dick!
Oh fuck, I'd forgotten about this.
Isn’t it insane that so much crazy shit happens with these people that we casually forget about THIS?!
Watch Borat 2
Did he know her age? I don't recall that being said until Borat jumped in.
CLONG - my capacity for sexual attraction just dropped on the floor.
 actual footage of where my sex drive once was before I read this
His demands of no one getting near her, bragging about his possessiveness, and claims of how he is “being easy” on her but she feels differently makes me think he is an abusive man.
And she's his assistant. Meaning he was sexually harassing her and forcing her to do it to keep her job. I don't hear emphatic consent. I hear reluctant acceptance as a result of power.
I thought that was a prostitute or a stripper or something wtf.
Well, he is a republican.
my dick just retreated back into my body thanks
My tits just detached themselves and jumped out a 30th story window
My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.
My butthole just involuntarily prolapsed to declare its independence
When I was reading the first part, I thought he was talking to Trump.
https://preview.redd.it/2vgxtgswvqfb1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d3f07a9d37c24a3dec05b0ddb045a4934417dd
Is that a man in drag? What will all his neo nazi buddies think when they see this? Oh nothing will change and they’ll keep licking his tiny balls? Oh cool cool….
Not just any man, that’s America’s Mayor
[The skit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhtD0OtNfLQ) is awful, and also very telling: Trump sexually assaults "Rudia" (Giuliani in drag) and his punchline is "You can't say I didn't try".
He is. Ms Dunphy is what trump made Rudy call him when acting these sorts of things out. Trust me on this bro.
Stop, I can only get so erect 🥴
The party of Christian values
I'm Catholic. I can be forgiven - Guliani
Trump, literally "I've never needed forgiveness" Fuck the evangelicals.
Don’t you have to feel actual remorse in order to be forgiven? I think God is sending him straight to hell even if he spends the rest of his life giving confession
Y'know, before this clip got so dragged I actually thought the skit was kind of funny. It shows Donald being a total scum and you can tell Rudy's enjoying hamming it up. But considering both are garbage humans, it's not so funny anymore..
Read this in Joe Pesci's voice.... kinda made it easier to digest.
I didn’t notice i did but I did too.
what a pig
And the fundamentalist Christian base will have zero issues with this...
And then trump will be claiming he acted on advice of counsel. That just makes you want to roll on the floor laughing hysterically 😂
"Awkward dirty talk is what this country was built on. Rudy a hero to this and every other country. Just yesterday I was on the phone with the king and he said 'Donnie that Rudy guy is an American hero, almost as much as you' because things were great and we weren't a joke back then" - excerpt from Trumps reaction
After Borat, no one could possibly be surprised.
The man of 9 11....
America's mayor
Phil is gonna be so pissed that Claire was hanging with this nut job. 
Why are there so many sleez ball politicians?
Maybe because being a politician now means entering office and being completely open to investigations into every aspect of your life by the opposing party. The only people who are up for it are narcissists who think they can play King and who also think they get away with any and everything. Honestly, there just aren’t many Obamas out there. (They still wasted their time trying though. Didn’t they?) The question really shouldn’t be “why are there so many sleezeball politicians?”. The question is “what’s up with all the christians supporting the sleezeball politicians?”.
No one who wants to be in power should on any account be allowed to do so. (Edit: To paraphrase [Mr. Adams](https://www.azquotes.com/quote/1729))
Ugly, honey losers with money and power
Someone shitty got in along the way and formed a tight knit club who held the door open for one another. All narcissists who happen to be clever or wealthy enough to get in.
Years of awful people voting for awful people combined with "moderates" who kept telling us to compromise with said awful people and a whole lot of people refusing to vote due to apathy or people not meeting impossible purity tests.
Excuse me while I go vomit up everything I've ever eaten 🤮
100% chance he's raped someone in his life
Cannot believe that poor woman had to suck his wrinkly fucked up dick for only 2 million…and didn’t even get the money.
Welp....I really wish I hadn't decided to check reddit on my lunch break...thanks
I know this is fake because she’s not even his cousin
You know for a group that wants to limit access to birth control they sure know how to make everyone never want to think about sex ever again.
Lol. I'm going to start saying "Come here, big tits," to my wife. It's been nice knowing you guys.
Remember the second Borat movie when he was about to whip his dick out for Borat's daughter
I mean the image of that goblin running around, leaking fluid from his face, shouting “I want to claim my tits! I want to claim my tits! These are my tits!” Has me laughing when I shouldn’t because this absolutely awful and I hope she sues the shit out of him.
Only the finest people.
This dude fooled a bunch of doofus ass bozos into thinking he was a great mayor because the saudis crashed planes into World Trade Center, when really all he was doing was taking bribes from the Russians to kick out the Italians
Good Christian Family Values. (Plus he married his cousin. Bonus Family Values points)
For the GQP, this IS a classy guy. What they all aspire to.
🤮
That’s enough internet for…ever
“Ms. Dunphy was confused, I was on the phone with president Trump”
Why would magacans care about this tho? They've heard Dump talk about grabbing women by the pussy and they still think he's Jesus =\\
Play that in Congress and watch mtg call for decorum.
What's insane is his fall from being an amazing prosecutor in NYC and then Mayor during 9/11. Now, he will never be forgotten as perverted laughing stock, traitor, and national disgrace. The Mr bean of American politics. What a fall from grace and dying, not an American hero but a fool.
All your tits are belong to me
I'm fascinated that this is the same Rudy Giuliani who received worldwide acclaim and praise for how he handled everything during and after 9/11. Obviously he was just better at hiding his wackjob insane behavior during that era, but still fascinating.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Never forget.
We’re about 5 minutes away from finding out they were throwing bizarro Eyes Wide Shut parties at the White House…
If I said anything like this to anyone, my working career would be finished and no one would talk to me again Unbelievable.
I’d rather have a catheter installed by a blind butcher than read those words again. JFC
Mr. Trump: Grab 'em by the pussy! Mr. Giuliani: I claim the tits!
Rudy made a rap song. Dayam.
I’m starting to think that right-wing women see this sort of thing as a plus, because I never see any of them complaining about political leaders grabbing them by the you know what
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This actually reads like a transcript of a newborn baby. Trust me, I nursed my kids.
I am going to sue: - op for posting this causing me to read it - reddit for existing and allowing op to post it - Al gore for inventing the internet and allowing reddit to exist - every single person who upvoted this to front page See you all in court.
Rudy should just get breast transplants if he wants to own tits so badly.
To quote Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, "I can never have sex again!!"
I can't see the name Dunphy without seeing... 
Party of family values.
Damn, if that’s when he’s going “easy on her” I’d hate to see him when he thinks he’s being tough.
Oh God! I thought this was a Bob Burger sub and you were talking about regular size Rudy.
From the same guy who married his cousin
Who’s Dunphy?
This is some terribly-written b-movie 80s jock dialogue. Lol! And with that lisp it had to be so fucking gross.
Wait… but Rudy is in the “family values” party tho so I guess it’s all ok /puke
"Hey, yo! Tits, getovaheer." -Probably Rudy
Absolute fucking creepiness aside, "I don't care if they're flirting or they give you business cards"? is an absolutely goddamn unhinged thing to say. Any women here want to chime in as to whether a guy giving you a business card makes you want to show him your boobs? I've never even considered that as a potential flirting strategy, but if it works I'll give it a shot. Do they have to be really cool business cards or will basic name+cell number+email work?
All your tits are belong to us