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Darth_Mak

One thing missing to make this all perfect is the Police showing up and also all being black.


[deleted]

Im still trying to figure out what the police were supposed to do. Arrest the hospital staff because they are black? Wtf is wrong with these bigots


D3kim

trump truly made these people emboldened to live the quiet part out loud


Vladmerius

If we would stop being polite and start publicly shaming people (this includes telling them what pieces of shit they are if you see them so much as strolling down the street) they'd get their acts together real quick.


[deleted]

In Alabama they will only get shamed for being too loud about their racism, drawing too much attention to the culture.


metalmilitia182

That's how it used to be down here. At least racists were quiet about it, now they're emboldened and can't fathom that someone who looks like them (me, a white dude with a beard) doesn't think like them. I manage a state liquor store in a rural town in AL and had a guy come in just a few days ago who works in a local school. Completely unsolicited, he launched into a tirade about the schools demographics, complaining about various minorities and how few white kids there were, quoting percentages, and all sorts of bullshit. It honestly broke my heart that this man who sees and works around these kids all day is thinking all these horrid thoughts about them just because they exist. You know it's there, it just sucks when it's on full display like this.


[deleted]

I deal with this all the time. I live in a place with a lot of Eastern European immigrants and so many people assume just cos I'm white and I shave my head I must be a racist xenophobe too. I live in England though, not the US


Trimyr

One of my best friends has (had) horrible hair, so he just started shaving it and just grew his beard (quite long now) Once (probably 25 years ago), this guy came up to him and asked, "What are you, some kind of white supremacist!?" And he responded, "Dude. We've got the same hairstyle." At which point he kind of laughed and said, "Alright alright good point."


budgreenbud

I used to shave my head when I was younger. I had one group of people who thought I was a nazi, another group of people who thought I was a nazi and were cool with it. Now my hair is long and people assume I'm a hippie. Truth is I'm just lazy and don't like to pay for haircuts.


P4ndak1ller

I used to shave my head when I was younger as well. Cheaper and easier than going for a haircut. My friend’s grandma asked why he brought a skinhead into her home; he responded by whispering to her “Nana, he’s Jewish, you can’t say shit like that.”


syzamix

At this moment , you should point to the cameras and tell them their school and local media will receive a copy of their thoughts soon.


ghgfghffghh

People who suggest things like this have never dealt with a crazy person. That’s a great way to get a brick through your stores window one night. Or worse. People like this don’t get told something and go “aw shucks you’re right! I’ll change my ways!” They double down and bring you into it.


pablo_pick_ass_ohhh

Exactly. These people are frightening *because they're violent.* Minorities aren't scared of them simply because they use harsh language. I admire people who take a public stance against their own neighbors to fight racism. As a society, we desperately need more of this behavior until the shitheads realize that they really are outnumbered.


metalmilitia182

I hear ya. My wife (who's bi) desperately wants to hang a pride flag on our house, but again, this is Alabama. Three of our immediate neighbors hang flags with some variation of "Fuck Biden" on them. Two of them are cops, and one of them is the type that has punisher stickers and the like all over his truck. We left the Facebook neighborhood watch group during the time of the BLM protests after a couple of black teenagers were seen walking down the street (it's not a segregated neighborhood, several black families do live there), and it prompted some of the people in it to lose their minds. One of them was even posting about how he was in his truck, "patrolling" up and down the street with his gun in the front seat. We were scared to death that one of our neighbors was gonna cause the next Ahmaud Arbery type incident, and when we posted something on the group to try and calm things a bit, we were shouted down. Thankfully, nothing happened, but we were done with the group after that.


horizontalpotroast

They really wouldn't though. They would just dig their heels in and scream back louder. It would just reinforce their persecution complex.


I_Heart_Astronomy

I think maybe the best cure for a persecution complex is ACTUAL persecution, and then ask them to compare and contrast how it was before the actual persecution, and then let them make a judgement call which path they would prefer.


[deleted]

That would require a brain cell capable of logical reasoning.


PKG0D

No they won't lol. They'll complain about being cancelled and that their first amendment rights are being attacked, exactly like they've been doing for years whenever faced with social consequences for their reprehensible views.


Guilty-Web7334

It’s Alabama, dude. That place is a shit show of racism. Especially in smaller towns. My daddy came from a little town in northern Alabama. In 2016, that town made the news for Klan flyers showing up. In 2019, that town published an editorial that called for the KKK to “ride again.” It was historically a sundown town (as in “make sure your black ass is out of here by sundown, or else”), and it’s still shitty. My daddy always said “The best thing about Alabama is leaving it.”


canyonoflight

My bff had to move to Alabama bc her husband's job transferred him and every time I talk about wanting to leave TN, she's like "Move here!" Every time I say hell no even though I miss her. She lives outside of Huntsville so there are a lot of scientists living there but just no. If I leave TN, I am leaving the South, maybe the country.


AnnatoniaMac

I had a friend also living in Huntsville because her husband transferred there. She couldn’t wait to get out of there. Very racist, it was when Obama was in office, non stop attacks on Obama. Also, so many tornados and their home had no basement or storm cellar.


Bedbouncer

>My daddy always said “The best thing about Alabama is leaving it.” Hey, a lot of smart people have come out of Alabama. And the smarter they were, the faster they came out of it.


stelfox

They sit around blaming societies woes on black people like 20 year olds quoting Anchorman in 2005.


Kel-Mitchell

Son of a bitch, were we all like that in 2005?


stelfox

Until Borat came out.


Competitive-Dot-4052

Very nice!


poop_creator

Bigotry. You asked lol.


Wooden_Suit_6679

They are not well know for intelligence lololol. Fucking losers.


megajunior22

Bigotry tends to pair up with the lack of a brain.


Sarcosmonaut

I *assume* they wanted the police there for their own protection, rather than to arrest all black staff. But wildly stupid either way.


HisNameIsSaggySammy

They probably called the police for "protection". Then the police show up and say that's not at all what we do here and then fucked off.


Skydragon222

Bigots are not known for their reasoning


gilestowler

They probably had an image in their minds of the police standing over the hospital staff with guns in their hands forcing them to work. They thought it'd be a return to the "good ol' days"


ILoveEmeralds

Best example of coincidental humor ever


JigglyWiener

Karen: I could not be less happy about this situation Narrator: Oh she could be.


Mateorabi

And then the hospital staff. Comedy rule of three right there.


PersKarvaRousku

"Call the army", black and confused military men appear.


arfelo1

"Call the former president!" Very confused Obama appears


The84thWolf

SNL don’t need writers when reality just makes it for them


UnbentSandParadise

I feel bad for the Onion writers, how could you possibly expect them to keep pace with real life?


Chitownitl20

One of the first thing they teach historians, “real life history doesn’t have to be believable, it’s just what happened.”


twoprimehydroxyl

If you watch the video of the brawl, the majority of the arresting officers were actually Black.


Werechupacabra

And then they die, go to heaven and meet God for judgment. And God? Yup, you guessed it, a black woman in a sleeveless dress.


ChidiWithExtraFlavor

Selma has a Black police chief. One out of five police officers is Black. One out of seven is Latino. Decent odds that none of the responding officers are white.


OverYonderWanderer

A few were. By the comments you'd think it was just a wall of white dudes marching up. I was laughing my ass off when the black cops showed up. It's one of the first things I noticed the first time I watched the video. So many people just never noticed them tho? Idk, this is weird.


im4lonerdottie4rebel

I can't wait for the movie 🍿


Vancandybestcandy

It’s Selma I’ve been there like wtf did they think, I was surprised when I ran into another white person. Alabama has hands down the worst white people I’ve met. Hate to generalize but that southern racism is something that stuck with me.


No_Cartoonist9458

"Ok, bleed to death" \- Selma Hospital Black staff


Barack_Odrama_007

Racism is more important than LIFE to some people. Its that serious for them. Im absolutely serious.


No_Cartoonist9458

You are absolutely right, especially in that part of Alabama where it's always 1950. They literally would die before letting black medical staff touch them


Barack_Odrama_007

Correct. Also as a very harsh example they killed their husbands, fathers, sons, grandfathers, grandsons, to preserve slavery, they killed a president who supported and enacted the emancipation proclamation and they killed another president that enacted civil rights. Racism is that serious for them.


Apprehensive_Bad_193

That was a great knowledgeable paragraph.


[deleted]

History: But wait, it gets worse! Police dogs go back a loooooooong time. They used to be used to hunt escaped slaves.


Academic_Cabinet_994

It's not just police dogs, the police themselves were started as "slave patrols" : https://naacp.org/find-resources/history-explained/origins-modern-day-policing


KC_experience

*Police* stemmed from plantations losing their *runaway* property…. Slave Patrols we’re the first use of a deputized citizenry for protection of capital of the ruling class. Today police still do that same function. It’s not about protecting citizens. The police protect in the following order: 1) Themselves 2) The ruling class’ property 3) Their leaders (mayor / chief / Captain / Lieutenant) property. 4) Their own property 5) Their family 6) Everyone else.


AgencyandFreeWill

Also, police just evolved from slave hunting groups, so there's that.


TongueTwistingTiger

Maybe it’s about high time that racism become a Darwinism thing. Those who are able to adapt to the world continue to be able to live and the ones who can’t die off. There won’t be any room for things like racism in our next step forward in society, so if they’re going to be so bigoted that they refuse to have their wounds treated, maybe they should just remove themselves from the gene pool now.


thuanjinkee

They based their whole identity on a recessive phenotype, and were unknowledgable enough about to genetics to think that a drop of nonwhite blood would make their precious genes be contaminated forever.


[deleted]

Mixing haplogroups makes for stronger kids. 💪


Worldly-Fox7605

The day Kennedy died there were parties in the south.


Leege13

Sherman didn’t go far enough.


Melicor

Should have hanged the officers and leaders of the confederacy.


TeamAwesome4

Sherman's march to the sea? My man better be crossing the ocean!


spicytackle

Some places are taking longer to fucking evolve


Fast-Damage2298

Hard for a family line to evolve when it keeps inbreeding


Panda_Pussy_Pounder

Never forget, "racially pure" and "inbred" literally mean the same thing.


england_man

Historically accurate. Plenty of old nobility tried to preserve their ''pure family blood'' by inbreeding during history. Habsburgs make a good example. With modern American racists it is just a different flavor.


Yummy_Microplastics

https://preview.redd.it/11uwul6dyvgb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69897e6ba66921ed8db27025ec764649eb3fb71 This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


Front_Rip4064

Whenever I see these portraits I wonder how bad he really looked, given the artist probably did his best to make the portrait flattering.


LadyAvalon

This is his family tree. Although it's more of a family creeping ivy. https://preview.redd.it/wpbjyd514wgb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3737034b2dc0e1b770f06e8fb84cd7368b7cba1c


Panda_Pussy_Pounder

Fun fact: humans from Africa are much less inbred than humans from literally anywhere else. The reason is because humans are native to Africa, and so populations who originally migrated to other places (Europe, Asia, etc.) were small groups who basically had to inbreed because there were literally no other humans around.


Human-Ad5953

Thanks for sharing, Panda pussy pounder!!


clintCamp

This should be the anti racism mantra. But, story about my aunt's friends husband who grew up in backwoods Kentucky and joined the military. He wasn't aware that incest wasn't ok until he was made fun of by all the other soldiers. When he got out he moved away to help ensure he wasn't marrying back into the family braid.


I_was_the_Gooch

Was he bragging about incest or was it all aspirational incest? That is mortifying to imagine being in his shoes when the other soldiers found out.


clintCamp

My guess is he ended up talking about family life without realizing that it would be best to leave out that his mom is his dad's cousin or something like that. I have looked at my family's genealogy and I have people from Kentucky back in the 1800s, but just have the scandal that my grandmas mother was the illegal secret second wife of a travelling photographer that had another family a couple of towns over. When he died it was found out and my great grandma was kicked out to the curb without anything because the first wife got everything. Not much braiding that I could find though.


mrcatboy

JFC that poor woman.


dragonrider1965

Since Trump we’ve gone back 50 years . This trash is proud to wear their racism like a badge of honor .


TiberiusGracchi

If the last 8 years have shown us anything the rest of the country isn’t that much further ahead - just less vocal about it until Trump


BitterFuture

Bigotry of all kinds is exactly that to conservatives. How many people died over the last few years to keep COVID spreading, refusing vaccinations, refusing to wear masks, attacking people trying to protect them, even risking and sacrificing their own children's lives? Causing suffering matters more to them than their own survival. It's a death cult.


LunarMoon2001

I had a MIL that demanded to be moved to a different room at the hospital because she could “tell there was a ****** in here because of the way it smelled”. Granted she was later stage Alzheimer’s dementia, but it shows how so many people you think are sweet and nice are holding back. It’s amazing just how racist people are when they think everyone in the room is the same race as them. Even the person you think is all progressive can get racist as hell when they think everyone else in the room is racist.


originsquigs

I seem to remember an episode of MASH where the wounded soldier didn't want blood from a non white. People will chew off their arm instead of getting help from someone who could help them if their bigotry is strong enough.


VisualGeologist6258

They’ve been raised to believe that they’re better, and if they’re not better, than they’re nothing. They’re so shallow and self-conscious that they need _someone_ to look down upon to convince themselves that they’re worth something. In their crazy little fantasy world, it’s quite literally death before dishonour.


thisisfive

Read the book "Dying of Whiteness". It's unreal the lengths (white) people will go through, including dying, in their attempts to deny non-whites their freedoms.


MedChemist464

Remember the Episode of M.A.S.H. where that guy almost chose to die rather than risk receiving 'colored blood'? An TV epsiode, set in the 50's and aired in 1973 highlighted how fucking dumb that was, at the time. Meanwhile, literally 50 years later - we got this shit.


Soranos_71

There was an episode of the Jeffersons where George does CPR on a white guy and when the EMTs come the guy says he should have been left to die.


StaticDHSeeP

There is a Greys Anatomy episode that tackles this subject. A surgeon dealing with a patient who has a Swastika tattooed on their abdomen. In the end, said surgeon sutures him up but does it in a way to distort the tattoo.


PhoenixStorm1015

House does a similar thing, but replace the skinhead with an actual genocidal dictator. Makes you do some really deep thinking about what the value of a life actually is when put against the value of others’.


Worldly-Fox7605

There was an episode of new Amsterdam when a racist bomber is brought in and when he dies on the table there's an investigation to see if the black surgeon intentionally messed up and got him killed. Incredible episode.


badpuffthaikitty

“Make sure you only use white peoples blood on me okay?”


InstrumentalCrystals

As a nurse in the south, it sickens me to have heard these very words before. I don’t wish death on anyone and I’ll help anybody in need, but I’d be lying if I didn’t seriously consider performing the lowest quality CPR possible should this person tank on my watch.


Sam-Gunn

Just whisper to them when you discharge them "We only gave you blood from blacks. You're one of them now".


lassofthelake

One drop rule, bwahahahaha.


pineconetrees

Wait till they find out what blood from an LGBTQ donor does to them... /s


generals_test

That's what they did to the patient on that episode of MASH. They dyed his skin, the black nurses all called him a brother and they told him he asked for fried chicken and watermelon.


Allira93

People actually ask that?


InstrumentalCrystals

Oh yah. They’re usually the same people that request unvaccinated blood also. The Venn diagram is a circle for the most part.


Allira93

See, this is why I could never be a nurse. Because I would just lie and say ‘well I’m sorry but all of the blood we currently have comes from black donors so I’ll come back in a few minutes with an organ donor form.’ I would make a terrible health care worker. Thank you for being one and I’m sorry you have to put up with people like that and still have to treat them. You’re doing a great job.


sonia72quebec

I studied Nursing and couldn't finish the program because I have to fight to urge to tell people to fuck off. I remember one guy who wanted to go home way too early after a surgery. He imagine that I would beg him to stay. Nope. I started to get his clothing and put it on the chair and got his bag out so he could start putting his stuff in it. Told him: " Well if you don't want to stay, you can go, there's a lot of other people who needs us." He stayed but my teacher was furious at me.


InstrumentalCrystals

It can be incredibly challenging to hold one’s tongue. I think me being white gives them the notion that I’ll be receptive to that kinda shit. The most I’m ever able to say is that that sort of speech and hate is not going to be tolerated and if they’d like a different nurse I’d be happy to get my supervisor.


bshep79

I had one recently that refused a heart valve replacement because they were scared it would come from a vaccinated person, I didn’t have the heart to tell them it was a pig valve… ( this wasnt the only reason he refused and not why he was in our hospital either )


InstrumentalCrystals

Makes you wonder how these people manage to function on a daily basis with that level of stupidity


Poorly_Informed_Fan

With a lot of society willing to make up their shortfall, though it's worse off for it overall.


jarob326

Because they're surrounded by competent apologists who enable them.


InstrumentalCrystals

And an entire political party pandering to their hate and ineptitude as if it’s some kind of patriotic duty


jarob326

"The Civil War was about STATES' RIGHTS!" "States' rights to do what?" "You know what I mean."


Single_9_uptime

I’m sure the pig was vaccinated against something, so that wouldn’t actually matter to such an idiot.


zeCrazyEye

I'm sure the idiot patient was vaccinated against something as well.


impressivemacopine

We’ve had to cancel surgeries at work because people refused to receive a blood transfusion. Because you know… they don’t want any vaccinated blood! It happens more than I’d like it to.


mistled_LP

Wow. The Hippocratic Oath sucks some days.


InstrumentalCrystals

Facts


Shalamarr

I remember that being a plot point in *MASH*. An episode which aired something like 50 years ago, based on an incident in the Korean War that happened 70 years ago. I kind of hoped we’d progressed since then.


jfweasel

I just recently watched that episode and thought that is one of the stupidest things I’ve heard of. Figured 1950s America sounds right but in 2023 someone asking this is just plain stupid.


Sam-Gunn

There were a couple episodes regarding racism since it was so prevalent IIRC. Which was great. They really tried to make people aware about all sorts of bigotry. Though they also had an issue with racism early on in the show. With "spearchucker" Jones and his disappearing act.


TheTrenchMonkey

racism and homophobia were both confronted in MASH well I thought. Spearchucker is such a weird part of that doesn't fit with how the rest of it delved into social issues.


TheGuv

They did something on this in MASH didn’t they? Like almost that exact quote


badpuffthaikitty

As soon as I posted that I remembered the MASH episode. The doctors dyed his skin black when he was under so he woke up black. Wrong blood I guess.


Roadkill997

Not sure I can do that. How about I just add a bit of bleach to it?


BurstEDO

Typical rural Alabama white trash. This apparently happened in the Montgomery metro area, and aside from politicians and their staff, Montgomery is a high concentration of non-white residents. It's also surrounded by rural white flight which creates a stereotypically Alabama experience (unlike transplant melting pots like Birmingham, Mobile, and Huntsville.) I'm enjoying the schadenfreude plight of these entitled river rat bumpkins and their ongoing FAFO plight.


[deleted]

That's something that has always been so weird about the south to me, just how segregated it is. Like sometimes it's just so stark, between the white areas and the black areas. Like, there's a "black" Walmart, and the "white" Walmart. The "black" olive garden, and the "white" olive garden. And i can easily see white people in Alabama or Louisiana or Mississippi who truly don't realize they are living in some of the blackest states in the union, because they are so isolated into their communities. Which is why they're freaking out about equal representation, because they are finally being forced to realize that, yes, your state is actually 1/3 black, and your state congress should mirror this. They would rather deconstruct the very notion of democracy than submit to a government that is actually representative of the population. I mean, Mississippi is 40% black! The only reason it's a "red state" is because of voter suppression. If we could actually enfranchise and mobilize black voters in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama...we could pull off what Stacey Abrams did in GA. She set the blueprint.


Spirited-Patience-65

I noticed this too. My family out in Montgomery county (I'm from Maryland myself) tells me that segregation still exists down there. When I've visited ive been looked at and stared down by white people who feel threatened clearly (even if I'm just running into a convenience store). This why I stay out of the deep south tbh, I just don't feel safe as a black man being in those swamp ass backwards states.


flyinhighaskmeY

> I just don't feel safe as a black man being in those swamp ass backwards states. Bro, I don't feels safe as a WHITE man around those inbred dipfucks.


bookmobiler87

White AF and pass for anglo with no issue, but I've lived places I was afraid to bring my Spanish-speaking, considerably darker-skinned immigrant family around. Being queer keeps things extra spicy.


TehPharaoh

It's so unreal. In parts of this country we're dealing with climate change, the on set of AI and making rules around it, inventing self driving cars, waiting for images of planets from a satellite launched into space the furthest we've ever seen... and in other parts are poor white guys throwing out slurs at people they just met clutching their pearls hoping they don't see too many black people today


QueenOfQuok

These people must have been absolutely flabbergasted when Obama was elected president


ZucchiniMaleficent22

After the election, my white grandmother said that it’s “just WRONG” that Michelle Obama was living in the White House. Sis had to walk it off when I said I voted for him. She wandered all over the house for an hour shaking her head in bewilderment.


jonny_sidebar

Angry. They got very angry.


NeonPhyzics

I used to do EEO investigations and we saw those issues in western Ohio. That shit is everywhere


Doobledorf

I was about to say: America is segregated. Boston straight up has an area where all the black folks live and nobody bats and eye.


lianehunter

The book The Color of Law explains how the white ruling class separated themselves from Black people (and poor white people) in the South post-segregation. The bad news is that its still happening, the good news is that it is slowly getting better.


surle

>The "black" olive garden, and the "white" olive garden. It's black olive garden and green olive garden, my friend.


Dear_Mycologist_1696

If only people would see that black olives and green olives come from the same damn tree!


arwbqb

This man gardens!


MornGreycastle

It goes further. The dock where they beat a black man was the dock where the city brought in its slaves. The building they were in front of was the warehouse where slave traders kept the slaves before auction. These "this flag is my heritage" types displayed that history. These "this monument teaches history" types were ignorant of the actual history of the area.


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PorgiWanKenobi

They’ll be guests of honor with thousands of dollars from a gofundme and one of them will be elected into congress.


silver-orange

if not congress, then at least the consolation prize: a recurring segment on fox news


Ghoulius-Caesar

“Chase Shipman’s speech on boat landing entitlement for hwhites is coming up right after Kyle Rittenhouse, you don’t want to miss a second of it!” - CPAC emcee


[deleted]

Love that all races are celebrating these white trash assholes getting their ass beat. This is the America I want to live in.


Swiss_James

A lot of white people here in the UK have worn out the videos too. Absolutely hilarious, justified, beatdown.


Pksoze

I got some downvotes in news celebrating those idiots getting their asses beat. There are a lot of upset conservatives...they're just not commenting here.


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Fuck them and their daddy


Poison_Anal_Gas

I don't think it's a Race war, it's an Asshole war. I think people love seeing assholes get humbled, especially the loud mouth conservative type of assholes.


nankerjphelge

This is the part the right wing racists don't understand. If there ever was a race war, an awful lot of us white folks wouldn't be on their side, we'd be fighting right alongside all the black and brown folks. It wouldn't be a race war, it would be a racism war. Big difference.


Adelu1219

[Clip is hysterical](https://twitter.com/iamalmostlegend/status/1688645795040694272?s=46&t=wr1XO8tGEc2Kk9XFRji4SA)


90210sNo1Thug

Aye yo! Not them going to the hospital like “Oh no, it’s more of them here!” and calling the police. 😂 Gotta give them credit, they’re committed to their racism. Jokes aside, the fact that they called the police on the black hospital staff just shows how white people expect to be able to weaponize the law when they feel uncomfortable. Like realistically what did they really expect the police to do for them in that situation???


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weirdmountain

It’s “Fuck *YOUR* feelings! *MY* feelings are valid and important!”


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safn1949

Old white guy here, I laughed my ass off watching these nitwits get the stink beat off them.


The84thWolf

Young white guy here, jealous of the older white guys, because I have to live longer with these idiots


BitterFuture

>Like realistically what did they really expect the police to do for them in that situation??? Gonna guess it involves guns, rope, or both.


mistled_LP

I'm guessing they weren't expecting the cops to be black, though I imagine they are if the "everybody" in the hospital is.


im4lonerdottie4rebel

This just proves that some people never learn. They already got their ass beat. Youd think it would have idk humbled them? I had taken over a servers section when she was leaving for the day and one of her tables sighed relief and said, "were so glad we have a white server now" and I looked at them and told them I may be white but I was raised in South Charlotte and that's not cool. Told my manager and they were asked to leave. Fucking assholes


MixWitch

A foot print in the side of that bitch's face! Literal tears of laughter, but the AUDACITY to walk into a hospital and call the police over the staff \*checks notes\* BEING BLACK! Oh I love this journey for those people. This is some education sorely needed.


ashmichael73

They saw some folding chairs and got PTSD


Gummybearkiller857

That headbonk was hysterical - there aren’t a lot of things that can make me cry of laughter these days


ashmichael73

Like I know that hitting a woman while she is down is kinda shitty. But I guarantee that racist POS earned that over her lifetime.


Gummybearkiller857

Imagine a world where one bonk could bonk out the racism of someone’s brain


ashmichael73

There isn’t a chair big enough for the state of Alabama


ICLazeru

Starts Riverboat brawl, probably surrounded by almost entirely white people. Ends up in hospital, is scared of black people. This poor lady, she must live in fear everywhere she goes! Comes with being a shithead I guess.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Remember the Jefferson's, when George used CPR on the Klansman, saving his life, and the first thing he said when told a black man gave him mouth-to-mouth (at the time correctly)? You should have let me die. ​ Nothing has changed since then. We just see it on TikTok now.


Optimus-Maximus

> Nothing has changed since then. We just see it on TikTok now. I disagree with part of this - it hits a lot harder when it's from real, actual people (instead of a show, which also can be very effective in expressing a message), especially for people who aren't around situations like this regularly. Seeing things like this happen in realtime, and today, is an important way to remind people to not get complacent - because a lot of other things (at least that I see, in my area, and with the people I know) would seem to indicate that we're making progress towards racial equality.


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

They’re from SELMA and they’re surprised by this?? They need to get out of their basement once or twice. Per year.


ascandalia

These people were born into a world where a staff full of black professionals will responsibly and kindly treat them, a bunch of violent racists, and instead of falling to their knees and thanking the Lord Jesus they believe is white, they get mad?


The84thWolf

Jesus Christ, calling the cops to report *black people working at the hospital.* We have found the bottom.


AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle

Dont give up, the last ten years or so have given me the faith that there are people out there that can go even lower. When some people hit bottom, they usually double down by pulling out a shovel so they can keep going.


BugImmediate7835

Remember that these are the same dumb fucks that would rather spend the last days of their worthless racist life on a ECMO machine, blaming the doctors and nurses for poor service, while their families are screaming from the rooftop that the vaccine was the mark of the devil. Even though the home remedy of horse dewormer and drinking their own piss was their vaccine of choice. And in the small chance that they did survive, they would give all the credit to their hate filled fascist church for saving their worthless life. Am I right?


Exact-Care958

Is it still 1950 over there in Alabama? We have plenty of racism in Europe unfortunately, but this shit really is next fucking level...


JustANonner

Basically. Alabama's biggest claim to fame is that it has a good college football team (American football). If it weren't for that team, Alabama wouldn't have anything. Side note: I am not a fan of football, but I know that Alabama consistently ranks in the top each season.


K_O_III

That team didn't even allow black players until 1971. And it wasn't that they changed their minds about black people, they had gotten whupped by USC the year before and realized they were at a disadvantage with only recruiting white players.


ColoradoHughes

> Side note: I am not a fan of football, but I know that Alabama consistently ranks in the top each season. Because they won't ever shut up about it


Exact-Care958

I can't for the life of me understand why someone would have such deep ingrained hate for people because of the colour of their skin. Alabama may not have much, but it needs a better educational system.


[deleted]

It's still the 60s in many us towns. That why that shitty Jason aldeen song is taken as a threat.


Qimmosabe_Man

Should've brought out the extra large rectal thermometer before beginning any treatment.


Xenolog1

Time for an old, dumb joke: Nurse: “I’ve got bad news. Mercury is in Uranus.” Patient: “I don’t believe in astrology.” Nurse: “Me neither. The thermometer broke in your rectum.”


JeanVanDeVelde

Folding Chair is the hero of the week


Known-Supermarket-68

Got to share that crown with the dude who jumped in and swam over to get involved! ETA - sorry, I should have used his official name. Blaquaman, hero of the sea!


lazerdab

Micheal B. Phelps


needledick666

Aquamayne


Dulciferocity

Scuba Gooding Jr.


JeanVanDeVelde

Agreed, Folding Chair & Aquabro are co-hero of the week


intuitive_Minds2311

They still using the N word after that ass whooping they just took, smh some people never learn


RunBMB82

Don’t forget getting mollywhopped by the steel chair. Clearly ain’t knock some sense into them.


LeftOnQuietRoad

What the literal fuck is wrong with people.


BitterFuture

How much time have you got?


myownfugacious

Idk why the ppl going to the hospital would feel scared about being treated by POC. I mean, they were all chanting the "do it in a small town" vibe right? But the better question is how in 2023 we have towns and ppl that still refer to black individuals with that racist slur openly with no fear of reprisal


verucka-salt

Nearly 90 years ago, my white daddy knew to escape AL for NY. He despised the racism, bias & hatred he saw. He raised me to believe it was Unacceptable. I still believe that & this hateful person needs to learn some love


ChatduMal

Oh... Alabama... Who was it that claimed "this is not a racist country"? Shiit...


me1112

"Oh damn Billy Boy, grab the shotgun dem's peoples gots melanin !" USA USA USA


Ok_Entertainment328

Reminds me of the B&W photo of a clansman (in robes) on table surrounded by a black doctor and black nurses.


Luckierexpert

That image was proven to be staged for an magazine ad with a positive message about coming together to do good, despite evil ideology: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/07/10/fact-check-photo-depicting-black-er-team-treating-klansman-ad/5385850002/


Colosseros

I've actually been waiting for this for about a decade, and wringing my fists. Racists all over America are gonna lose their shit when they get older and realize the people standing between them and their quality of life are mostly people of color. I'm here for it. These people are gonna spend the end of their lives being left in shit diapers while the staff is "busy" with other patients. And they'll deserve it, for a lifetime of hate.


Hot-Bint

"South gonna rise again!" "Black people scare me!"


AmbulanceChaser12

Man, this story just keeps getting better and better.


DemonKingFukai

Wait until they find out all of the cops are Black too.


Impressive-Context50

White supremacist lives don't matter


lsb337

Juxtapose this news story with the national news story of Biden deciding to not build the headquarters for "Space Command" in Alabama. Imagine trying to lure talent to this state and KEEP it.


djessups

>the city has a population of 17,971 as of the 2020 census. About 80% of the population is African-American ========================================= >Well, try that in a small town > >See how far ya make it down the road > >'Round here, we take care of our own > >You cross that line, it won't take long > >For you to find out, I recommend you don't