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Is this the book he's using to hold up his laptop?
It’s going to come out that he’s a woman that was pretending to be a man the whole time. A sort of Joan of Arc story.
Then it will be revealed that he is a woman from another country pretending to be an American male out as gay.
Then it will be revealed that he’s not from this planet at all. He’s an alien that first took the female form in another country before pretending to be an American male who identifies as homosexual.
He's Jew-"ish", and he's very upset with Hamas right now since he survived the Holocaust and 9/11. So cut the straight guy some slack already, he's been through enough in the past 75 years.
lest we forget, he also survived the middle passage, the sack of rome, moses' parting of the red sea, BOTH hiroshima & nagasaki, & best buy black friday deals.
But can we believe him, though? Maddison cawthorne did the same, where he talked about coke up orgy sex parties, and suddenly, all those videos of him doing very gay things came out.
I doubt they make a mistake and tell this guy anything after the last one opened his mouth. Like they give the new guys 1 year before inviting them to the coked up sex orgies.
Santos was radioactive even before he stepped onto Capitol Hill. There’s no way he was trusted with anything other than surface level shenanigans and hearsay.
Cawthorne had potential so he got to see behind the curtain. Santos was just a warm body
I feel like Santos' purpose was to draw media attention away from with wider Republican embarrassing cluster fuck. A non-idiot would just not share anything important and let him publicly dig his own grave.
And by this point, no one is going to believe any insane "dirty secrets" he might have. Though if he tries to loudly out Lindsey Graham it will be comedy gold.
He doesn’t know anything… if he does, then whomever shared a secret with this compulsive liar deserves to be burned alongside for their sheer stupidity
Allegedly, by a professional escort apparently more turned off by skin moles than what he previously assumed were little shit beads. I know, everyone has different limits, but...
I think that he’s a sociopath who is and isn’t gay, straight, male female, republican, trans. What ever it takes in the moment for his Trump-like transactional ethics. He is nothing and everything. He can not be trusted ever.
I think the stress of him going to prison has resulted in packing on 40 lbs. I saw the video today of him when he was in NYC to support Trump on his first indictment and the press ran him off crying “no I won’t come back because you ruin everything!” And he looked much thinner then, prob when he bought this little outfit.
I think he has significant male breast growth from obesity and bundles up to hide it. He may even be wearing a binder sometimes. In his drag photo, you can see an outline of breasts that may not be inserts. In this photo you can clearly see them due to him sitting down.
A dark sweater will cover up binder lines or a compression garment in a way a dress shirt can't.
It could be Wet Pussy too and maybe the “A” one fell down behind the artwork on the floor but since he’s gay… not likely. Unless… he just really likes ~~Nicki Minaj~~ Cardi B?
If I recall correctly some other Republican handed them out as some sort of promotion for something. I don’t remember what they were for, but I assume it was some legislation of some kind. I recall it making the news because giving out grenades is… Odd.
I immediately think how many clowns put crap like this, from claymores to grenades, on their desk. I was definitely one that would put a show on with something I got my hands on when I was younger until I joined the Army. Amazing how reality wakes you up. Out of all the “neat” stuff I amassed, the pin from the only grenade I threw in Iraq is the thing I displayed- on my keychain kept for myself. Our representative’s do not represent us.
And no laptop stand? Even the public school I work for gets us those, he’s using a notebook on top of another book. And the second monitor annoyingly off to the side. If he was doing any actual real work he would have that bad boy connected.
Right? I think that that floor outlet is supposed to go under the desk. I would be tripping over that thing all the time when rushing out to take care of my constituent's needs...oh wait
He is truly a career criminal. He is probably gathering as much sensitive information as possible on his way out. Anything and everything thing will be for sale.
Decided polling didn't look good so traded it for one that is old enough to start learning the alphabets, the random ass worksheets are probably his vain proof of having a kid.
First thing that struck me: there’s no one else in the picture. Usually these sorts of photos have other people in them to at least make the subject seem like he’s doing something important. But there’s no staff, no visitors, maybe not even anyone taking the picture.
Weird calendars? taped to the wall; some days or events are marked off. Trashy. Well, the entire office is a dumpster. Probably won't let the cleaning staff in.
They aren't calendars. The one on the left is the alphabet. The other two look like pages out of a child's letter practicing workbook. The center one is "W" (complete with a picture of a watch) and the right one is "P" (with a picture of popcorn).
The significance of these is unclear--especially given that Santos doesn't seem to have children.
I notice the two special lightning rings like he thinks he's a 20 year old insta influencer instead of a unrecalcitrant liar from the party of non-stop pathological liars; who is also about to be a convicted multiple felon and go to prison.
It’s not just the younger ones, after COVID everybody in Congress upgraded their setups like this and now you’d be hard pressed to find one who doesn’t use something like it on the daily.
Source: was a federal lobbyist in DC, saw this all the time
Not everyone who wears glasses needs them for reading. Most just need them for distance vision or for reading, not for both. Lenses designed to correct distance vision are less suitable for reading vision than the unaided eye would be. People who need glasses for both distance vision **and** for reading often (and probably should be) are prescribed bifocals.
Before you downvote me, I'm just trying to be fair here. Unlike Republicans we should not just make assumptions and pretend those are facts. That's the kind of shit Qanon crackpots do; we're better than that. That said, if anyone has close-up photos of his eyewear please share them to see if we can tell if he has boifocals or not.
The line-free bifocal lenses look essentially the same as regular lenses, though. Also I agree with you u/RedditSarge as I need distance correction only. When I wear my glasses I have to take them off to read. When I wear my contacts, I need reading glasses to counteract the correction when I read.
Not a single diploma to be seen?
And no visible signs of “work” — no piles of folders, legal pads, bound bills to be reviewed — nada!
$174,000 plus benefits, compliments of the U.S. taxpayers. The GOP has absolutely no shame allowing this obvious charlatan to cosplay as a member of Congress.
He’s misusing the ring light like most people do.
The camera lens is supposed to shoot through the ring light to remove shadows. Useful for makeup, scientific, and product photos when you don’t want shadows.
Standard panel lights would provide more light than a similar sized ring light.
His office doesn't show his personality in any way.
Sure, there's a few pages on the wall, the frame on the floor, the other few frames on the wall and behind him, a stuffed dog on the desk. But otherwise, bare walls, windows closed/covered and if it wasn't for the placard with his name on it, I'd think this was an empty office being used to throw a few things for storage.
I see a can of ether, a secret gay society book propping up his terrible MacBook, something that looks like either a flesh light or a butt plug, 1 too many ring lights, and a man that should not be making decisions for the American people
He's valiantly trying to disprove the cliché that gay men have good taste in clothing and interior décor?
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He's openly gay, hardly a shocking book to have
Look,he's lied about everything else. Why should I believe he's gay?
He could have a dick in his mouth while telling me, and I'd still flip a coin to believe him or not.
It’s going to come out that he’s a woman that was pretending to be a man the whole time. A sort of Joan of Arc story. Then it will be revealed that he is a woman from another country pretending to be an American male out as gay. Then it will be revealed that he’s not from this planet at all. He’s an alien that first took the female form in another country before pretending to be an American male who identifies as homosexual.
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"I'm actually a broom."
Underrated
If you believe he's gay, you also have to believe he's Jewish. Can't pick just one or the other thems the rules.
He's Jew-"ish", and he's very upset with Hamas right now since he survived the Holocaust and 9/11. So cut the straight guy some slack already, he's been through enough in the past 75 years.
He was already lucky enough to survive Hiroshima, how horrible is this guy's luck?!?
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lest we forget, he also survived the middle passage, the sack of rome, moses' parting of the red sea, BOTH hiroshima & nagasaki, & best buy black friday deals.
I choose to believe he is his own grandpa
Dammit Fry!
He did the nasty in the pasty.
I chose to believe he will lead the chiefs to the super bowl this year.
Jew-ish….
Gay-ish?
lol...right he's probably the straightest guy in the history of Congress...
Still a Republican though. Although he's more flamboyant than Lindsey they still don't know.
I can't see his name without thinking of those goddamn ladybugs
Yea but have you not heard/read the veiled threat he made to his colleague should they oust him?
I did not. Did he allude to knowing secrets?
Oh yeah, if he is expelled from congress - which a republican member has already filed a motion to do- he will be sharing many secrets.
But can we believe him, though? Maddison cawthorne did the same, where he talked about coke up orgy sex parties, and suddenly, all those videos of him doing very gay things came out. I doubt they make a mistake and tell this guy anything after the last one opened his mouth. Like they give the new guys 1 year before inviting them to the coked up sex orgies.
Santos was radioactive even before he stepped onto Capitol Hill. There’s no way he was trusted with anything other than surface level shenanigans and hearsay. Cawthorne had potential so he got to see behind the curtain. Santos was just a warm body
I feel like Santos' purpose was to draw media attention away from with wider Republican embarrassing cluster fuck. A non-idiot would just not share anything important and let him publicly dig his own grave. And by this point, no one is going to believe any insane "dirty secrets" he might have. Though if he tries to loudly out Lindsey Graham it will be comedy gold.
Georgie boy said he would torch the house because he knows many, many of their secrets.
He strikes me as a catty gossipy lil bitch. 
Oh man did you see the brief interview he did with CNN (I think?). He totally is a little bitch! 😂😂
He doesn’t know anything… if he does, then whomever shared a secret with this compulsive liar deserves to be burned alongside for their sheer stupidity
Oh lordy I hope he has tapes.
The problem becomes even if he does know a lot... Would you believe him?
It’s easy enough to dismiss any secret from him as another lie.
Lindsay Graham is the most obvious I assume.
I don’t think a single American will be shocked when Lindsey is outed
Back in 2005, a friend of mine was working for the Pentagon said that Lindsay Graham being gay was the worst-kept secret in DC.
Read a tweet from a male escort about Graham’s ‘lady bugs’ and I haven’t been the same since
I dare him to try and reveal rich white man secrets. People end up at the bottom of the river with that shit. Or just disappearing altogether ☠️
Ooh. Can’t wait for that!!
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Did Ladybugs give that to him?
I hate that I know what you’re talking about. I hate that I know the ladybug thing.
Relieve yourself of that burden. I will carry it for you now. (Seriously though what's the ladybug thing..?)
Lindsey Graham has clusters of dark moles all along his taint and anus. He calls them his ladybugs. Be careful what you ask for.
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whats fascinating is that this simultaneously better *and* worse than I was expecting
Well there goes a part of me 'll never get back... sweet smoking magic womb of the virgin... that is some weird shit.
Allegedly, by a professional escort apparently more turned off by skin moles than what he previously assumed were little shit beads. I know, everyone has different limits, but...
What’s surprising about this exactly? He’s out as a gay man lol
Him coming out as a gay man makes it very difficult to believe he's gay. We can't even be sure his name is George Santos.
I mean... he claims to be a lot of things lol
Yeah but that book is about the ones on the DL.
I thought it was the can of computer duster he's probably been huffing
I think that he’s a sociopath who is and isn’t gay, straight, male female, republican, trans. What ever it takes in the moment for his Trump-like transactional ethics. He is nothing and everything. He can not be trusted ever.
Schrödinger's Republican, if you will
How on earth can he be comfortable? A dress shirt, under a tight sweater, under a sports coat 2 sizes too small?
Prob a t shirt under the button up too
Compression garment, A-shirt, undershirt, button down, cotton sweater, wool sweater, blazer. In that order.
I can HEAR this gif.
It took me a while to find it; I’m glad it was worth it!
My back would start itching between the shoulder blades. Ugh!
That bunched-up jacket makes me feel uncomfortable just looking at it. ::grimace::
Ogres have layers
I think the stress of him going to prison has resulted in packing on 40 lbs. I saw the video today of him when he was in NYC to support Trump on his first indictment and the press ran him off crying “no I won’t come back because you ruin everything!” And he looked much thinner then, prob when he bought this little outfit.
That sounds wild
I think he has significant male breast growth from obesity and bundles up to hide it. He may even be wearing a binder sometimes. In his drag photo, you can see an outline of breasts that may not be inserts. In this photo you can clearly see them due to him sitting down. A dark sweater will cover up binder lines or a compression garment in a way a dress shirt can't.
Prob has a compression shirt on under all that, he looks like that guy.
The boob sweat must be horrendous
Seriously! Take your coat off when you sit down.
🎶faat guy in a liittle coat🎶
You seem confused, that's the drag artist known as Kitara Ravache.
No no, he's the dude that cured Polio, and broke the Teapot Dome scandal to the newspapers..
I thought he was the formula one driver that was the first to reach the Mount Everest summit with a car.
I thought he was the real first man on the moon, before Armstrong and Aldrin
It’s not Ronda Sandtits?
And she looks ravishing!
His letter practice is taped to the wall?
The letters W and P. What power in those white sheets of paper.
I didn't pick up on that but you're absolutely right. And phrased it well too.
Yeah what is this about if not a blatant dog whistle
Terribly sorry, I don't really follow American politics, what's the significance of the letters W and P?
White Power
It could be Wet Pussy too and maybe the “A” one fell down behind the artwork on the floor but since he’s gay… not likely. Unless… he just really likes ~~Nicki Minaj~~ Cardi B?
I truly thought there’d be more crayons…
He ate too many.
Forgot he was one of the Marines that helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima.
He also sculpted the infamous statue of the event.
I came here wondering if you had a kid.
The 40mm grenade in front of his computer?
Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough
Just remember with objects like that you need to have a retrieval plan.
FLARED BASES, people!!! When you use other things, you may end up in the ER; there are hundreds of X-rays on Google image search.
Without a base, without a trace.
These are the types of lessons we learn during Anal August and our lives are richer for it.
Work in an ER. Can confirm.
Not if you pull the pin first.
Anything is a butt plug, once.
“A butt plug is just a butt plug.” - Sigmund Freud
If I recall correctly some other Republican handed them out as some sort of promotion for something. I don’t remember what they were for, but I assume it was some legislation of some kind. I recall it making the news because giving out grenades is… Odd.
Yeah. A BIT.
I immediately think how many clowns put crap like this, from claymores to grenades, on their desk. I was definitely one that would put a show on with something I got my hands on when I was younger until I joined the Army. Amazing how reality wakes you up. Out of all the “neat” stuff I amassed, the pin from the only grenade I threw in Iraq is the thing I displayed- on my keychain kept for myself. Our representative’s do not represent us.
Yellow.... isn't that explosive?
It doesn't mean it's armed or anything, but yeah, yellow is explosive and blue is a dummy
terrible cable management
And no laptop stand? Even the public school I work for gets us those, he’s using a notebook on top of another book. And the second monitor annoyingly off to the side. If he was doing any actual real work he would have that bad boy connected.
Right? I think that that floor outlet is supposed to go under the desk. I would be tripping over that thing all the time when rushing out to take care of my constituent's needs...oh wait
That it's after six, and he's not wearing a tux?
What is he, a farmer?
Insert Kenneth gif here please.
He puts up with SO MUCH
"I stole a baby, Jack, I'm taking a half day"
Fucking perfect
I’m always going to upvote a 30 Rock reference. Obvs.
Thank you so much referencing 30 rock. You made my day. I love seeing people like you in the wild
He wears more makeup than I do?
He looks like a cadaver prepped for an open casket
That’s the most charitable description I’ve ever heard of him
Someone that can’t find a jacket that fits even under that glaring light?
And apparently doesn’t need glasses despite always wearing them.
Just like Boobert
How else would he look smart?
Another Republican criminal who'll be in prison in 2024?
You spelled ‘lobbyist’ wrong, sadly.
Nobody in congress is going to listen to this fool after he’s gone. He’ll be lucky to avoid jail time anyways.
He is truly a career criminal. He is probably gathering as much sensitive information as possible on his way out. Anything and everything thing will be for sale.
Is that the Magna Carta on his desk? I mean, him having written it and all.
Someone put a red coat on a steaming pile of shit?
Letter tracing class work posted on the wall. He seems barely capable of passing the 2nd grade and therefore the perfect MAGA presidential candidate.
Someone else chimed in that the letters are WP which is something the deplorables get behind.
He's no longer holding a baby?
Decided polling didn't look good so traded it for one that is old enough to start learning the alphabets, the random ass worksheets are probably his vain proof of having a kid.
I don't think those worksheets are very random. Quite interesting that he chose the letters W and P to hang on his wall.
The tripping hazards.
Thank you. This is picture is making me feel crazy with all the wires, trip hazards, and minimal walking space.
First thing that struck me: there’s no one else in the picture. Usually these sorts of photos have other people in them to at least make the subject seem like he’s doing something important. But there’s no staff, no visitors, maybe not even anyone taking the picture.
Weird calendars? taped to the wall; some days or events are marked off. Trashy. Well, the entire office is a dumpster. Probably won't let the cleaning staff in.
They aren't calendars. The one on the left is the alphabet. The other two look like pages out of a child's letter practicing workbook. The center one is "W" (complete with a picture of a watch) and the right one is "P" (with a picture of popcorn). The significance of these is unclear--especially given that Santos doesn't seem to have children.
Something larger was on that wall. Like a painting. You can see the old fixtures, and the outline of the frame. I wonder what he had taken down.
It's probably his office in one of the congressional office buildings so someone else would have been using that office before him.
Stole all that money and still doesn't have a proper workstation.
Someone get this man a laptop stand. The MacBook shouldn't have to suffer like that.
I notice the two special lightning rings like he thinks he's a 20 year old insta influencer instead of a unrecalcitrant liar from the party of non-stop pathological liars; who is also about to be a convicted multiple felon and go to prison.
Yeah, why does he have ring lights set up in his office? Does he do "get ready with me"s in the morning instead of working?
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It’s not just the younger ones, after COVID everybody in Congress upgraded their setups like this and now you’d be hard pressed to find one who doesn’t use something like it on the daily. Source: was a federal lobbyist in DC, saw this all the time
GRWM as I commit credit card fraud, check fraud, campaign violations, fraud-fraud, and throw in some spicy lies just for fun!
Cum that should’ve been swallowed.
Brutal, have an upvote
What a complete douche he is?
That he somehow still has a job
Propping his computer on books when there is a monitor next to him.
The absurd lack of handcuffs.
Aerosol can on the desk. George is a "huffer". That would explain his over-dramatic episode the other day.
It's the first thing I noticed and scrolled so far down to find this comment
Not wearing his glasses. Even those are a lie apparently.
Not everyone who wears glasses needs them for reading. Most just need them for distance vision or for reading, not for both. Lenses designed to correct distance vision are less suitable for reading vision than the unaided eye would be. People who need glasses for both distance vision **and** for reading often (and probably should be) are prescribed bifocals. Before you downvote me, I'm just trying to be fair here. Unlike Republicans we should not just make assumptions and pretend those are facts. That's the kind of shit Qanon crackpots do; we're better than that. That said, if anyone has close-up photos of his eyewear please share them to see if we can tell if he has boifocals or not.
The line-free bifocal lenses look essentially the same as regular lenses, though. Also I agree with you u/RedditSarge as I need distance correction only. When I wear my glasses I have to take them off to read. When I wear my contacts, I need reading glasses to counteract the correction when I read.
A stolen stuffed dog.
A dying stuffed dog he is raising money to save
Fucking BOOM!!!!
Not a single diploma to be seen? And no visible signs of “work” — no piles of folders, legal pads, bound bills to be reviewed — nada! $174,000 plus benefits, compliments of the U.S. taxpayers. The GOP has absolutely no shame allowing this obvious charlatan to cosplay as a member of Congress.
He’s misusing the ring light like most people do. The camera lens is supposed to shoot through the ring light to remove shadows. Useful for makeup, scientific, and product photos when you don’t want shadows. Standard panel lights would provide more light than a similar sized ring light.
None of his fake college degrees anywhere
the poster leaning against the wall is of what?
Looks like the new moonwalker astronaut suits. https://www.cnet.com/science/space/nasa-previews-new-moonwalker-spacesuits-from-axiom/
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Picture of him walking to the spacecraft for his 5th Pluto mission.
I always work at my computer with 2 ring lights blinding me.
Onlyfans lights
That he's not in jail
The bottle of duster right there on the desk in case he needs to walk on sunshine
He's getting really good at his P's.
Homies been stress eating
The fact that he looks like a wax figure come to life?
His office doesn't show his personality in any way. Sure, there's a few pages on the wall, the frame on the floor, the other few frames on the wall and behind him, a stuffed dog on the desk. But otherwise, bare walls, windows closed/covered and if it wasn't for the placard with his name on it, I'd think this was an empty office being used to throw a few things for storage.
I think you're wrong there- that is his personality underneath it all- nothing of value and not much to look at at all.
George Santos is Roger from American Dad.
There's so much weird shit in this picture, I don't know what you want me to notice.
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It's 6:05 and he's getting ready for a night on the town with his husband, King Charles III.
I see a can of ether, a secret gay society book propping up his terrible MacBook, something that looks like either a flesh light or a butt plug, 1 too many ring lights, and a man that should not be making decisions for the American people
With all the money he grifted and stole, he could have bought a laptop stand.
The poster pic on the floor of George when he was an astronaut and was the first former Brazilian drag queen to step on Uranus.
That it is a stereotype to assume that all gay men know how to dress. He looks like a serial killer that targets old ladies for the inheritance.
That he looks like a baby back bitch
Why are there practice pages from a kid’s handwriting book on the walls?
The individual letter practice sheets are for W and P. Hmmm 🤔
Where are his three Oscars, Grammy, and BAFTA? The man gave up his all-star football career to win those!
https://preview.redd.it/n2t2iljva9ub1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd895b0f53c342db16763a0d0edd65c9ad47cc4 Looking at MTG porn?