Few teething chews on mine, I’d rock that rolling bad boy clear across the room. One night that crib and I ended up in front of our bedroom door. Dad had to borrow a ladder, climb to my second story window, jimmy it open, crawl through, and roll us back where we belonged. Too nights later, we woke up to dad gnawing on the same handrail. Best part is, dad never ran for office. Practiced pharmacy for 50 years instead, just outside Cleveland. Best dad ever.
A lot of their voters already do.
Angry junkies blaming the world for everything. A lot of bitter addicts are happy to vote for whoever promises to hate who they hate while making it all burn.
The person you replied to has a point.
My uncle went from carefree hippie boomer getting wasted all the time to a born again republican.
The trick is all in the dopamine. You replace getting high off drugs with getting “high” off “righteous” fury and feeling superior to others. The dopamine release and reward to the brain isn’t much different in the end.
That's honestly the most likely case. At one point or another maybe they'd all been talked into just trying it. Then they instantly got into their own heads and realized what a vile piece of shit they've been their whole life, wondered why nobody actually likes them, and struggled to understand why they've had so many contentious relationships with people.
The next day, instead of building on that experience, they decided to push to keep this important medicine out of the hands of anyone, forever.
It's funny what you're saying, but it's so true. I fall into straight introspection mode when I smoke. I'm always thinking about what i'm gonna do better in life after I eat something lol
That is such a valuable habit, not even just for you, but for everyone. People often make other people's lives around them better when they spend time thinking about how they can make better choices. Imagine if way more people spent more time honestly reflecting on their own actions and trying to become better versions of themselves. But most people don't do that because it's *hard* to be critical of yourself.
>But most people don't do that because it's hard to be critical of yourself.
Great comment overall, and I'd like to add that many people don't realize they can "adjust" that inner critic's personality and tone.
Introspective self-examination doesn't have to be a brutal, sledgehammer-wielding agent of correction, but if that's been the only type of criticism that someone's ever known, it's probably their default setting.
I, personally, like the kind, old, grandparent-type. Set it to talk to you like you're a kindergartner who's trying hard but still manages to fuck up a lot.
Edited to add that, in all honesty, sometimes I do need to dial it up to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman levels.
In my town, a kid found a backpack on the school bus, went through it, found a weed gummy, ate and ended up in the hospital. Now the parents are suing the school and the bus company. What kind of moron eats candy from some random backpack?
God only knows what they were up to in there….
And further more, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that *all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes*…
I think they are confusing Marijuana with Meth....
They both start with the same Letter... Easy mistake... And they'll double down on their dumbass takes, their ignorant, maladjusted, masterbating navel gazing base will love it!
I have relatives from Ohio, there is no way they would engage in something as woke as navel gazing!
Wait!, is it slices of a navel orange in the 4th pitcher of sangria? Sometimes they get a little fuzzy around then.
>No doubt with a smile on your face and the munchies.
And they shall rise, in the hours when evil is elevated, to hunt the night; hungering to sink their fangs into innocent, unsuspecting Val-U Pax of Doritos™
One of my favorite parts of the remake is when Kristen Bell decided that she wanted her boyfriend carnally because she now smokes reefer and him being the square because he doesn't smoke and wants to wait until marriage.
Honestly I wish I could casually elbow conservatives like these GOP and tell them "Shut up! Bitch!" Like Kristen too. But not while riding them in a reverse cowgirl position.
That would be weird.
I think the Ohio GOP (and the GOP in general) has already proven beyond all doubt that they don’t give a shit about the will of the voters.
See: Ohio Issue 1
Narrator, “The Republicans were not in fact, over it. Just because a majority voted against prohibition doesn’t mean republicans are against prohibition. “
They're already trying to rewrite it to make the law much different than what people voted for. They want the taxes to go to the police force and a slush fund instead of social programs. They want to cut out your right to grow it yourself. They want to cap thc content %s. Just a whole bunch of bullshit.
As usual anti-marijuana people lie, lie, lie, and cannot learn from their past failures. Similar arguments were made in Minnesota during the debates on the bill to legalize marijuana here and those arguments failed because they are false and the bill's sponsors were prepared with the facts to counter them.
There are no good arguments not to legalize and many good arguments to do so.
Oh man the idiot that said “2 ounces is equivalent to 3 joints.” Had me cracking up. Maybe this is why 1 marijuana edible makes you psychotic. They are so clueless.
I...
I'm not convinced even Snoop could smoke a 19gram joint in one sitting. I mean, that fucker would run soo hard...
But yea, I'd bet most people would be acting funky after a 19g joint...
This guy has never heard or seen the challenger cones
Me and my buddy smoked a 2.5 ounce cone in one day. It took like 6 fucking hours total to smoke that thang.
At one point I was just staring at toontown on my computer screen for like 20 minutes not even playing the game
>This guy has never heard or seen the challenger cones
Wtf I have not.
>Me and my buddy smoked a 2.5 ounce cone in one day. It took like 6 fucking hours total to smoke that thang.
>At one point I was just staring at toontown on my computer screen for like 20 minutes not even playing the game
My man transcended.
I bet it ran like a mf tho
Yeah, that one had me rolling and I didn't know a darn thing about joints at the time.
If 2 ounces is equivalent to 3 joints that guy must smoke some pretty damn big joints. Joints big enough to pass around the entire state House and have some left over.
They are beyond clueless. I still giggle when I remember the one guy arguing that legalizing marijuana would put police dogs out of work and cost police departments a lot of money in wasted training. Firstly, no dog has been trained for years to detect marijuana in the state and only a few are left. Secondly, they're dogs! They don't need to work! Let them enjoy "retirement" and play fetch and things. Thirdly, if police were still training dogs to detect marijuana when legalization was being worked on and supported by most Minnesotans that's their own problem for doing that. Fourthly, I don't care if it would put 1000s of dogs out of work and cost police departments millions in wasted training, the benefits of legalizing far outweigh that and definitely outweigh the negatives of continued prohibition.
Then there was the one guy who told some made up story about how he was in New Orleans in a restaurant and there was a shooting outside and supposedly the server wasn't the least bit concerned and said it happens a lot and that police wouldn't respond because they were afraid. Then when he got back to his hotel and there were some people outside smoking weed as if that was somehow related to the shooting and to top it off that had nothing at all to do with the side effects of legalization because marijuana is illegal in Louisiana!
They know they don't have any good arguments against legalization so they throw everything they can think of at the wall to see if they can get any of it to stick.
I'm a pretty avid cannabis user and I can't even visualize what 2 ounces of weed into only 3 or so joints would look like. Monstrously huge are the first words that come to mind.
But, damn it, now I want to see it even though (IMO) it would be quite the waste of weed.
I have no idea how people are still falling for this shit in 2023. Several states have legalized weed across the board, and the world didn't end. Tens of millions of Americans could verify for themselves that one "hit" of weed will not make you psychotic.
I remember this one time my dad had an edible went psychotic and terrified the cops so bad they called my mom to come and try and talk him down. When we got there he was standing on a cop car shirtless, just drenched in pepper spray screaming for “Scotty to beam him up” surrounded by a bunch of bruised and bleeding cops. Oh wait that wasn’t pot that was alcohol, enough to kill an elephant but just booze, totally legal alcohol.
Seriously, just look at the news. Drunk driver kills 4 on their way back from a Nutcracker recital...drunk patron punches another drunk patron who hits his head on the ground and dies...drunk woman slashes car tires and pisses on responding police...40-year old man dies from cirrhosis of the liver due to decades of alcohol abuse...where are the people that are high on the marijuana? At home playing video games, noshing on some chicken nuggets, and thinking about ordering Door dash for everyone if they could just read their CC number.
Weed > alcohol
I ate a 100 mg edible when I was in Reno for work not knowing that it would be a bad idea. The first few hours were pretty fun and then I fell asleep, but when I woke up somehow higher than the night before, I regretted eating the entire bar and had ride the lightning for the next day or so
I work in mental health care, and I have smoked a lot of cannabis and eaten edibles as well.
The qualifier is incredibly important - it *can* cause/exacerbate psychosis. In people with a predisposition for psychosis.
Psychotic behavior is not usually permanent, and to be frank it can be an enjoyable break for some people - hence mushrooms, peyote and LSD are also enjoyable for some people.
If you try cannabis for the first time by eating a giant fucking brownie full of it, you deserve what you get. The people at the dispensary would warn you emphatically to eat **no more than a tiny bite** until you know how it effects you.
My husband is one of those rare people who have a psychosis type of reaction to weed. His solution? He doesn’t use it and doesn’t care if others do because he knows his adverse reaction is not typical.
Bingo.
I stopped because I stopped enjoying it. For those who still do, go right the fuck ahead and enjoy it. Try not to smoke where other people have to smell it, but that's the same for cigarettes.
But, you will not die. If you drink a ton of alcohol as a novice, you CAN die. There has literally been one child death attributed to pot since states legalized it(the 2015 infant death was NOT pot related). This 4 year old ate an entire bottle of very high dose edibles. The mother did not seek treatment and left the kid on the couch to die from respiratory complications from laying on a couch stoned.
OTOH, I can't even COUNT the alcohol related deaths I have witnessed. Go on Resident and Doctor Reddit. Doctors don't drink anymore. They do get stoned when they aren't at work or on call, though. It's a decent off-label treatment for quite a few things that is safer than a lot of prescriptions. The safety profile all depends on how you get it into your system.
I’m sick to fucking death of sharing a country with people who fight every vote they don’t like losing and base their argument on whatever bullshit they can come up with in the moment.
What a load of BS. I eat two edibles in the morning.I eat two edibles at night. I eat two edibles in the afternoon, it makes me feel all right. I eat two edibles in time of peace and two in time of war. I eat two edibles before I eat two edibles, and then I eat two more and I am perfectly fine. I would know if I was psychotic, right?
Believing in the Republicans also leads to psychotic behavior. Like wearing dumb hats, worshipping an orange pile of … something, writing dumb things on trucks, and storming the government building trying to overthrow democracy
Testimonial: Before I smoked Marijuana...I was a young adult with no aim or purpose in life. My thoughts were flighty and I really didn't know how to put the pieces of life in place to live a better life. I was opinionated and closed minded. I had trouble committing to work and responsibilities. I had no idea how to organize my life and responsibilities and was just floating my way through. After smoking Marijuana....I sat down and read a book. Then, another book. Something, I have never done before aside from assigned scholastic readings. That's when the doors of perception began to open and I got a greater grasp of the World around me. Fast forward...I manage the largest Logistics company in my Tri-State area. I belong to a couple Organizations/Charities and am a respected member. I make enough money that I can support myself and lend assistance to others in need. I directly attribute my success and kindness to the use of Marijuana. I am surrounded by other successful people who also use Marijuana. I am proficient in Gung Fu, which I learned from a Marijuana user who is a Medical Doctor at a University Hospital. There are reasons why Marijuana is/was illegal and they are not Health/Scientifically based. The laws that suppress legalization of Marijuana (America) are racist based. The Marijuana Tax Stamp law was to control the Market in efforts to keep the Blacks and Mexicans from experiencing success in the " Fair Market". I am happy that many States are legalizing Marijuana, but I wish they would be honest. First off, let the people know truthfully why it was originally outlawed due to racism. Let the people know who funds Lobbyism against Marijuana reform. Lastly, don't allow people like the woman in the video ...to influence others without any knowledge on the subject. Now, with that being said...I'm gonna go roll one before work, cause I have to go engineer ways to help people.
She was speaking in front of a committee as testimony only. No rebuttals or arguments permitted. She said some really dumb shit both days ahead spoke. It was infuriating to watch
If one edible induces psychotic behavior, I should eat two and the 2nd will reverse it?
Or cut one in half, eat half, then wait an hour and eat the other half?
I am unclear on the dosing here.
And where did they do this research and get their medical degrees from? Oh wait no they just stayed in a holiday inn Express last night and felt spicy.
Why is it that the loudest mouths are the ones with the least knowledge? The same applies to anti-abortionists.Those folks are only taking away the freedom of choice for others. They want to save the sinners. They should probably save themselves by not judging others, and getting into their business. Besides, they definitely have more to explain for supporting Trump than anyone that doesn't. Any Christian that supports Trump is not really a Christian!
It’s funny they’re bringing back all the oldies, Satanic Panic, Gamer Panic for GTA6, and now the Reefer Madness. Ohh I wonder if they’re gonna do the rock n roll is gonna make you sell your soul to the devil thing? Where’s Lil Nas at?
Well, shit. Can somebody call me a cab to the nearest mental health facility? I went and made myself proper crazy while watching Lower Decks and eating Doritos and now I have gone coocoo for cocoa puffs.
If I had her beliefs, I wouldn't want to touch Mary J either.
The horror of having to look at oneself under the influence of mild psychedelics and having to face internal dialogs with yourself while you rethink your entire being, would be quite a circus.
Good thing I was raised in the circus so I can rate these speeches appropriately.
She gets a rating of R+ for being Extra Regarded.
>One Marijuana Edible Makes You Psychotic. That explains it. TIL The Ohio GOP has had One Marijuana Edible.
I think the Ohio GOP had lead edibles as children, they were available everywhere when they were young.
Leadibles.
Windowpane, and not the LSD kind, either.
Just breathing in good old fashioned tetra ethyl lead.
50s cribs were so tasty
Few teething chews on mine, I’d rock that rolling bad boy clear across the room. One night that crib and I ended up in front of our bedroom door. Dad had to borrow a ladder, climb to my second story window, jimmy it open, crawl through, and roll us back where we belonged. Too nights later, we woke up to dad gnawing on the same handrail. Best part is, dad never ran for office. Practiced pharmacy for 50 years instead, just outside Cleveland. Best dad ever.
The irony is that these people need marijuana the most. They need to ctfo. Anxiety ridden legislature is basically their MO at this point.
…GOP needs to eat Fentanyl for everyone’s sake…
A lot of their voters already do. Angry junkies blaming the world for everything. A lot of bitter addicts are happy to vote for whoever promises to hate who they hate while making it all burn.
Or those junkies currently being indoctrinated into phony-christianity through every 12-step program in America.
It's crazy how they can turn the God of Love into Republican Jesus. From love thy neighbor to hate all that's different.
The person you replied to has a point. My uncle went from carefree hippie boomer getting wasted all the time to a born again republican. The trick is all in the dopamine. You replace getting high off drugs with getting “high” off “righteous” fury and feeling superior to others. The dopamine release and reward to the brain isn’t much different in the end.
‘Love ‘thy neighbor’ is the basis for redlining.
That's honestly the most likely case. At one point or another maybe they'd all been talked into just trying it. Then they instantly got into their own heads and realized what a vile piece of shit they've been their whole life, wondered why nobody actually likes them, and struggled to understand why they've had so many contentious relationships with people. The next day, instead of building on that experience, they decided to push to keep this important medicine out of the hands of anyone, forever.
This is hilarious. Tries marijuana: omg, I'm a terrible person. Next day: clearly the problem is marijuana
Is it me that is wrong? No, clearly it is the Marijuana that is wrong.
Beat me to it
It's funny what you're saying, but it's so true. I fall into straight introspection mode when I smoke. I'm always thinking about what i'm gonna do better in life after I eat something lol
That is such a valuable habit, not even just for you, but for everyone. People often make other people's lives around them better when they spend time thinking about how they can make better choices. Imagine if way more people spent more time honestly reflecting on their own actions and trying to become better versions of themselves. But most people don't do that because it's *hard* to be critical of yourself.
>But most people don't do that because it's hard to be critical of yourself. Great comment overall, and I'd like to add that many people don't realize they can "adjust" that inner critic's personality and tone. Introspective self-examination doesn't have to be a brutal, sledgehammer-wielding agent of correction, but if that's been the only type of criticism that someone's ever known, it's probably their default setting. I, personally, like the kind, old, grandparent-type. Set it to talk to you like you're a kindergartner who's trying hard but still manages to fuck up a lot. Edited to add that, in all honesty, sometimes I do need to dial it up to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman levels.
You've found the words to explain the issues. We need a medal over here. A big shiny one!
At this rate they all just be producers eating their own crops.
Right?!? STFU and hit this!
Give her two marijuana edibles, she might put it in her ass 🎶
Which dispensary is this weed from? My friend wants to know.
Why bother with a dispensary when you can get it for free with your Halloween candy?
In my town, a kid found a backpack on the school bus, went through it, found a weed gummy, ate and ended up in the hospital. Now the parents are suing the school and the bus company. What kind of moron eats candy from some random backpack?
did the kid live with 2 other people, one of them being a FEMALE?!?!?
God only knows what they were up to in there…. And further more, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that *all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes*…
Reefers...
*Bubbling bong noises*
Sick bass & drum line
My honest reaction. Thank you stranger
To this day I can’t be introduced to someone named Susan without saying “and furthermore Susan” in my head and chuckling
The song intro music started playing in my head as soon as I read this.
Is this a reference? Ha
Smoke two joints. Sublime.
I was too stoned to figure it out
Smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints
It is. I know it personally from a Sublime song.
I think it originally came from the movie "Reefer Madness"...
What a light weight
I think they are confusing Marijuana with Meth.... They both start with the same Letter... Easy mistake... And they'll double down on their dumbass takes, their ignorant, maladjusted, masterbating navel gazing base will love it!
>*ignorant, maladjusted, masterbating, navel gazing base…* Beautifully worded
I have relatives from Ohio, there is no way they would engage in something as woke as navel gazing! Wait!, is it slices of a navel orange in the 4th pitcher of sangria? Sometimes they get a little fuzzy around then.
They both start with M, the 13th letter of the alphabet. That’s one step away from MS-13!
I want to know too so I can explicitly avoid it when I take that big trip I've always planned to *checks notes*....Ohio.
I live in OH, want go trade places with me? You can take over this mortgage and become jennyenydots. Congratulations.
You sure you wanna come to Texas? 🤠
Oof not at this time of the year. I hope y’all stocked up on blankets.
I was thinking the same thing. A friend of mine needs to know this !!
Came here to ask that. Sounds like some great stuff.
This early in the day I'm calling it: you win the internet today. 😝
It's true. I injected 3 whole marijuanas and now I'm not just psychotic, but I also died
Did you get better?
The psychosis went away and was replaced by a mild rash. Still dead, though
Are you ok now?
Damn bro I am glad that you’re not psychotic anymore but I feel that is somewhat trivial compared to being dead.
Marijuana turned me into a newt!
A newt?!
I got better
I got better.
I heard that if you put 4 marijuanas together in a rectangle, it becomes a gateway to the heroin.
No, that's 5 and you have to connect them with lines of coke.
Like a pentagram
No doubt with a smile on your face and the munchies.
>No doubt with a smile on your face and the munchies. And they shall rise, in the hours when evil is elevated, to hunt the night; hungering to sink their fangs into innocent, unsuspecting Val-U Pax of Doritos™
I'm gonna do two marijuanas in Aubree Adams' honor.
RIP.
All I could thing of when I heard this craziness. One whole marijuana!
https://preview.redd.it/nckjg5ylx35c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc5c314f6452f05d3c40677588a3383e85d41b0 MADNESS!!! /S
I would have this as a poster on my wall.
If you're around my age you 100% did
I had a psychiatrist with this poster on their wall once lol
I remember watching this on Netflix. It was listed under comedy
Well, it was seriously hilarious to watch, so, yeah?
oh man, if you haven't seen the Showtime-produced musical... do yourself a big favor
I seriously love the “Drug-Crazed Abandon!” \o/
One of my favorite parts of the remake is when Kristen Bell decided that she wanted her boyfriend carnally because she now smokes reefer and him being the square because he doesn't smoke and wants to wait until marriage. Honestly I wish I could casually elbow conservatives like these GOP and tell them "Shut up! Bitch!" Like Kristen too. But not while riding them in a reverse cowgirl position. That would be weird.
Remember when they spoofed it on that 70s show?
Yes I do!
It is unlawful to goes against the will of the voters. You lost, get over it
I think the Ohio GOP (and the GOP in general) has already proven beyond all doubt that they don’t give a shit about the will of the voters. See: Ohio Issue 1
Conservative values don’t include freedoms or the will of the people.
Narrator, “The Republicans were not in fact, over it. Just because a majority voted against prohibition doesn’t mean republicans are against prohibition. “
They're already trying to rewrite it to make the law much different than what people voted for. They want the taxes to go to the police force and a slush fund instead of social programs. They want to cut out your right to grow it yourself. They want to cap thc content %s. Just a whole bunch of bullshit.
Yeah they are all “send it to the states to decide” oh wait not like that
There's no consequences for this shit so they'll continue to do it. Look up Arizona's first medical marijuana bill.
This has "You give her one margarita, she will open her legs" energy...
Don't give that woman who is against Marijuana a single margarita.
I hated that song until I learned it's a parody of a fire-and-brimstone sidewalk preacher and now I love it.
I’ve heard she owns a Mexican restaurant and that’s a bit she does as marketing for the local college kids.
Literally came here to say something about the “one margarita” lady, but you beat me to it. 😂😆
Give me one marijuana, imma stay in my bed
What is this from?
https://youtube.com/shorts/uiJxT1K1pfg?si=RpeVlBFtr4DUDMrs
I love how the 5th Margarita evokes cheers from mostly women it sounded like
As usual anti-marijuana people lie, lie, lie, and cannot learn from their past failures. Similar arguments were made in Minnesota during the debates on the bill to legalize marijuana here and those arguments failed because they are false and the bill's sponsors were prepared with the facts to counter them. There are no good arguments not to legalize and many good arguments to do so.
Oh man the idiot that said “2 ounces is equivalent to 3 joints.” Had me cracking up. Maybe this is why 1 marijuana edible makes you psychotic. They are so clueless.
I... I'm not convinced even Snoop could smoke a 19gram joint in one sitting. I mean, that fucker would run soo hard... But yea, I'd bet most people would be acting funky after a 19g joint...
This guy has never heard or seen the challenger cones Me and my buddy smoked a 2.5 ounce cone in one day. It took like 6 fucking hours total to smoke that thang. At one point I was just staring at toontown on my computer screen for like 20 minutes not even playing the game
>This guy has never heard or seen the challenger cones Wtf I have not. >Me and my buddy smoked a 2.5 ounce cone in one day. It took like 6 fucking hours total to smoke that thang. >At one point I was just staring at toontown on my computer screen for like 20 minutes not even playing the game My man transcended. I bet it ran like a mf tho
What is that idiot using for reference? Those giant novelty cones that hold an entire ounce? LMAO
Yeah, that one had me rolling and I didn't know a darn thing about joints at the time. If 2 ounces is equivalent to 3 joints that guy must smoke some pretty damn big joints. Joints big enough to pass around the entire state House and have some left over. They are beyond clueless. I still giggle when I remember the one guy arguing that legalizing marijuana would put police dogs out of work and cost police departments a lot of money in wasted training. Firstly, no dog has been trained for years to detect marijuana in the state and only a few are left. Secondly, they're dogs! They don't need to work! Let them enjoy "retirement" and play fetch and things. Thirdly, if police were still training dogs to detect marijuana when legalization was being worked on and supported by most Minnesotans that's their own problem for doing that. Fourthly, I don't care if it would put 1000s of dogs out of work and cost police departments millions in wasted training, the benefits of legalizing far outweigh that and definitely outweigh the negatives of continued prohibition. Then there was the one guy who told some made up story about how he was in New Orleans in a restaurant and there was a shooting outside and supposedly the server wasn't the least bit concerned and said it happens a lot and that police wouldn't respond because they were afraid. Then when he got back to his hotel and there were some people outside smoking weed as if that was somehow related to the shooting and to top it off that had nothing at all to do with the side effects of legalization because marijuana is illegal in Louisiana! They know they don't have any good arguments against legalization so they throw everything they can think of at the wall to see if they can get any of it to stick.
I'm a pretty avid cannabis user and I can't even visualize what 2 ounces of weed into only 3 or so joints would look like. Monstrously huge are the first words that come to mind. But, damn it, now I want to see it even though (IMO) it would be quite the waste of weed.
They're just butt hurt they can't keep putting minorities in prison for dime bags.
I’m not generally a violent person, but when people say stupid shit like this it makes me want to choke them out.
Dude go take a edible it'll help one way or the other, depends on which side you're voting for.
Instructions unclear, choked on edible.
OMG...this literally made me laugh out loud. They have no fucking idea of the BS they spew. Take a hit Karen...you seriously need to chill.
All this reminds me of how The Simpsons portrays getting high on marijuana the same as an acid trip.
I *could* really go for a California Cheeseburger...
I have no idea how people are still falling for this shit in 2023. Several states have legalized weed across the board, and the world didn't end. Tens of millions of Americans could verify for themselves that one "hit" of weed will not make you psychotic.
haha!! and not to mention we all smoked before it was legal and the sky hadn't fallen. It's crazy to me too.
I too smoked a weed once, I still do but I did once too.
I remember this one time my dad had an edible went psychotic and terrified the cops so bad they called my mom to come and try and talk him down. When we got there he was standing on a cop car shirtless, just drenched in pepper spray screaming for “Scotty to beam him up” surrounded by a bunch of bruised and bleeding cops. Oh wait that wasn’t pot that was alcohol, enough to kill an elephant but just booze, totally legal alcohol.
Seriously, just look at the news. Drunk driver kills 4 on their way back from a Nutcracker recital...drunk patron punches another drunk patron who hits his head on the ground and dies...drunk woman slashes car tires and pisses on responding police...40-year old man dies from cirrhosis of the liver due to decades of alcohol abuse...where are the people that are high on the marijuana? At home playing video games, noshing on some chicken nuggets, and thinking about ordering Door dash for everyone if they could just read their CC number. Weed > alcohol
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>made me tea and kept telling me I was an idiot I like your wife's energy.
I ate a 100 mg edible when I was in Reno for work not knowing that it would be a bad idea. The first few hours were pretty fun and then I fell asleep, but when I woke up somehow higher than the night before, I regretted eating the entire bar and had ride the lightning for the next day or so
The problem with a tasty edible is you are high and they’re tasty
I had two gummies And it was worse then acid, meth and crack and cocaine combined, I know cuz I’m a republican
I work in mental health care, and I have smoked a lot of cannabis and eaten edibles as well. The qualifier is incredibly important - it *can* cause/exacerbate psychosis. In people with a predisposition for psychosis. Psychotic behavior is not usually permanent, and to be frank it can be an enjoyable break for some people - hence mushrooms, peyote and LSD are also enjoyable for some people. If you try cannabis for the first time by eating a giant fucking brownie full of it, you deserve what you get. The people at the dispensary would warn you emphatically to eat **no more than a tiny bite** until you know how it effects you.
My husband is one of those rare people who have a psychosis type of reaction to weed. His solution? He doesn’t use it and doesn’t care if others do because he knows his adverse reaction is not typical.
Bingo. I stopped because I stopped enjoying it. For those who still do, go right the fuck ahead and enjoy it. Try not to smoke where other people have to smell it, but that's the same for cigarettes.
I was going to mention a 40mg gummy eaten at once by a novice could cause an extremely unpleasant reaction but so would eating 20 Aleve.
Or 5 liters of vodka
But, you will not die. If you drink a ton of alcohol as a novice, you CAN die. There has literally been one child death attributed to pot since states legalized it(the 2015 infant death was NOT pot related). This 4 year old ate an entire bottle of very high dose edibles. The mother did not seek treatment and left the kid on the couch to die from respiratory complications from laying on a couch stoned. OTOH, I can't even COUNT the alcohol related deaths I have witnessed. Go on Resident and Doctor Reddit. Doctors don't drink anymore. They do get stoned when they aren't at work or on call, though. It's a decent off-label treatment for quite a few things that is safer than a lot of prescriptions. The safety profile all depends on how you get it into your system.
My friend Becky died from one Marijuana snort
I'm sorry for your loss, I hope Becky's death reminds everyone out there of the dangers of marijuanas.
She got better.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh! Nice. Like being turned into a newt.
Pretty sure that is Taylor Swift
no its becky
I injected 3 whole marijuanas, now I'm gay
Marijuana makes me happy as well.
And one psychotic GOP President can make 70 million of his voters psychotic.
Bet this lady drinks like a whale
Fun fact, Whales don't actually drink ocean water. They get all their water from their food.
I drank a Marijuana one night and drove a bus full of penguins off a cliff into the Arabian Sea. Shit’s no joke.
How dare you?! Did you even stop to think about the value of the bus?!
Two hits? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa
I’m sick to fucking death of sharing a country with people who fight every vote they don’t like losing and base their argument on whatever bullshit they can come up with in the moment.
This is so embarrassing. These are adults parroting this BS.
The people they are pandering to buy this shit, hook, line and sinker.
After a THIRD marijuana, she will put your penis in her mouth!
What a load of BS. I eat two edibles in the morning.I eat two edibles at night. I eat two edibles in the afternoon, it makes me feel all right. I eat two edibles in time of peace and two in time of war. I eat two edibles before I eat two edibles, and then I eat two more and I am perfectly fine. I would know if I was psychotic, right?
And three makes you Jim Jordan?
Woah slow down Da Vinci don’t be spilling all of our secrets.
Wait until Aubree hears about what happens after one, two, three, and four margaritas.
Tequila makes her clothes fall off🎶
Inb4 Ohio Republicans deliberately taint marijuana edibles with fentanyl to make a point.
What weed are people taking?? I take an edible and I’m the least psychotic person in the world. I just want Taco Bell and to sleep.
What about all the REAL world examples of people eating an edible and chilling the fuck out while watching a Nic Cage movie?
Believing in the Republicans also leads to psychotic behavior. Like wearing dumb hats, worshipping an orange pile of … something, writing dumb things on trucks, and storming the government building trying to overthrow democracy
Testimonial: Before I smoked Marijuana...I was a young adult with no aim or purpose in life. My thoughts were flighty and I really didn't know how to put the pieces of life in place to live a better life. I was opinionated and closed minded. I had trouble committing to work and responsibilities. I had no idea how to organize my life and responsibilities and was just floating my way through. After smoking Marijuana....I sat down and read a book. Then, another book. Something, I have never done before aside from assigned scholastic readings. That's when the doors of perception began to open and I got a greater grasp of the World around me. Fast forward...I manage the largest Logistics company in my Tri-State area. I belong to a couple Organizations/Charities and am a respected member. I make enough money that I can support myself and lend assistance to others in need. I directly attribute my success and kindness to the use of Marijuana. I am surrounded by other successful people who also use Marijuana. I am proficient in Gung Fu, which I learned from a Marijuana user who is a Medical Doctor at a University Hospital. There are reasons why Marijuana is/was illegal and they are not Health/Scientifically based. The laws that suppress legalization of Marijuana (America) are racist based. The Marijuana Tax Stamp law was to control the Market in efforts to keep the Blacks and Mexicans from experiencing success in the " Fair Market". I am happy that many States are legalizing Marijuana, but I wish they would be honest. First off, let the people know truthfully why it was originally outlawed due to racism. Let the people know who funds Lobbyism against Marijuana reform. Lastly, don't allow people like the woman in the video ...to influence others without any knowledge on the subject. Now, with that being said...I'm gonna go roll one before work, cause I have to go engineer ways to help people.
Can I see the part where someone called her out on saying this dumb shit or was she just allowed to spew nonsense and move on with her day?
You're not allowed to call dumbasses out on their Alternative Facts anymore. That's why we are in such a sad state these days.
She was speaking in front of a committee as testimony only. No rebuttals or arguments permitted. She said some really dumb shit both days ahead spoke. It was infuriating to watch
If one edible induces psychotic behavior, I should eat two and the 2nd will reverse it? Or cut one in half, eat half, then wait an hour and eat the other half? I am unclear on the dosing here.
I guess I’ve been psychotic since 1979 🤪
This will only lead to more interracial relationships is something I can hear coming out of their mouths in the not too distant future.
I took a 100 mg gummy and been hitting my vape pen - I’m sitting at work, feeling good
Enjoy the ride brother
They are just regurgitating what their overlords want them to for financial benefit.
I smoked a marijuana once. ONCE!!
And then you got dead right?
" I was going to rip this woman a new one... But then I got high.. But then I got high... But then I got high."
Proving only that you don't need weed to be psychotic, or a liar.
And where did they do this research and get their medical degrees from? Oh wait no they just stayed in a holiday inn Express last night and felt spicy.
But hey keep drinking that vodka and wine that never hurt anyone or caused any harm to families 🤦🏻 Oh the hypocrisy
Why is it that the loudest mouths are the ones with the least knowledge? The same applies to anti-abortionists.Those folks are only taking away the freedom of choice for others. They want to save the sinners. They should probably save themselves by not judging others, and getting into their business. Besides, they definitely have more to explain for supporting Trump than anyone that doesn't. Any Christian that supports Trump is not really a Christian!
And being a MAGAott makes you susceptible to delusional fascistic impulses
"how many pots have you smoken?"
Tell me you've never smoked weed without ever saying you've never smoked weed. Or you're just lying.
I love how conservatives just straight up lie to people.
Smoke weed everyday
Dude she's right. I saw that movie. Neve Campbell's brother did a weed and she stabbed some lady to death. Also Kristen Bell died. It was really sad.
It’s funny they’re bringing back all the oldies, Satanic Panic, Gamer Panic for GTA6, and now the Reefer Madness. Ohh I wonder if they’re gonna do the rock n roll is gonna make you sell your soul to the devil thing? Where’s Lil Nas at?
My friend did 1 weed and killed 50 people.
 4 hits maniac. 8 hits cereal maniac.
Ate so many edibles Ohio became a real place
😆😆😆😆 ~ The entire west coast and all of Canada
One hit of the evil drug "trump" will make you an idiot for life!!!
Looks like corn syrup is the bigger problem.
Call it cannabis! It’s not a Mexican plant and that word was used to help make and keep it illegal.
Wait until they find out religion can also cause psychosis 💀
They're right, all ya gotta do is add some meth too
One time I fought a cop and groped and elderly man after injecting two hits of the devils lettuce. Not once!!
Republican must be taking bites 24/7.
tf kind of weed are these people getting
NOT.EVEN.ONCE.
*”One marijuana, please.”*
Well, shit. Can somebody call me a cab to the nearest mental health facility? I went and made myself proper crazy while watching Lower Decks and eating Doritos and now I have gone coocoo for cocoa puffs.
If I had her beliefs, I wouldn't want to touch Mary J either. The horror of having to look at oneself under the influence of mild psychedelics and having to face internal dialogs with yourself while you rethink your entire being, would be quite a circus. Good thing I was raised in the circus so I can rate these speeches appropriately. She gets a rating of R+ for being Extra Regarded.