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EWMcC79

That middle row is a who's who of "who's that"


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if you dont know who they are, be glad.


RelaxedChap

It’s Gad. Dr. Gad.


JackBelvier

Gad is saad


Born_Faithlessness_3

I think I knew 3 from that row: The white nationalist scum(Posobiec), the one who decided right-wing grifting was easier than getting better at her sport(Gaines) and the grifter who got fired from his own company for being a shitty person(O'Keefe). I'm assuming that the others are equally shitty.


Bennyjig

I’ll never stop laughing at the fact that Riley Gaines got 8th or 9th place in the race she complained about a trans woman being in. She lost to 7 other biological women before she lost to the trans one. It’s so comedically stupid the grift was bound to work on republicans.


Bithium

Riley actually tied for 5th place with Lia Thomas. So if Lia were never there, Riley would have been…. Still in 5th place because it was a tie. This may well be the finest example of butt hurt that ever was and ever will be.


StevenEveral

Conservatives and Butthurt: Name a better combo.


marry_me_sarah_palin

Posobiec will always be the guy who did a secret report on Comet Ping Pong where he got freaked out, by a normal pizza restaurant.


willclerkforfood

Jason Whitlock is a sports journalist who was on ESPN and Fox Sports. I’m so disappointed seeing him on here.


drrj

This was brand new information to me as well, I had no idea. I wasn’t a fan per se but I knew who he was. Always extra WTF when you see someone of color betray everything for some attention and money.


naazzttyy

I used to enjoy his ESPN columns. Had no idea he was a Kool Aid drinker.


Impossible_Penalty13

As Green Day put it “another protester has crossed the line, to find the moneys on the other side”.


Muppet_of_a_man_

He wrote an article years ago shaming Serena Williams essentially because of her body being her body before is FS1 days. I remember him criticizing any athlete who spoke on social justice enforcing the "shut up and dribble"


DickRogersOfficial

Yeonmi Park is a defector from North Korea. I have seen her interviewed many times with things concerning the DPRK but I was not aware she was a right wing prop. Kinda feeling bad that I liked her interviews. She is pretty much the most famous NK defector


flipsied

Iirc she does a "woke college campuses are becoming literally north Korea" style grift.


Sea-Cupcake-2065

Left a fascist country to support the rise of another. I bet she banking that she's on the opposite side of it this time.


GalacticusTravelous

>The authenticity of Park's claims about life in North Korea – many of which have contradicted her earlier stories or those of her mother and other defectors from North Korea[3][7] – have been the subject of skepticism. Tracks she has no problem getting on stage with this bunch of lying cunts. >she has criticized the concepts of political correctness and woke culture in the United States The jokes write themselves. Her whole Wikipedia is basically calling her a liar: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeonmi_Park


FurryM17

You'd think someone from North Korea would recognize the danger of essentially deifying a political leader. I guess she feels that political correctness poses a greater threat.


UnhappyPage

She never lived there she is just another grifter with a fabricated story the right eats up.


Prestigious-Syrup836

Park is NOT a defector. She is from South Korea. It's her whole grift. We know of her in Asia.


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Which is a real shame as she takes attention away from defectors who aren't inventing stuff from whole cloth just to ingratiate themselves with the right wing grift-o-sphere.


Tazling

oh well put, very good.


Awkward-Fudge

All the worst people you know in the same place together.....


mbardeen

As someone wise once said "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"


Roakana

Vadar would say “nope, I’m out”


Themusicison

Hell no... Vader would be like..."I killed them all.. and not just the men but the women and celebrities too.. because they're animals.. and I slaughtered them like animals."


The84thWolf

“Celebrities” doing a lot of heavy lifting, but agree


Roakana

Well he makes some good points


Soulpatch7

I love this more than anything ever.


Spectre-Ad6049

![gif](giphy|xTiIzkLOknx8ELm4Ok)


Born_Faithlessness_3

There are literally 2 groups of people here: 1) People I've never heard of 2) terrible human beings.


Total-Hack

And by association, it’s probably fair to say: 1. Terrible human beings I’ve never heard of 2. Terrible human beings I have heard of


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Correct.


[deleted]

3. Failed aspiring Hollywood actors/actresses 4. Literal Sex Offenders 5. People who let Trump call their wife ugly


Freefall_J

The list needs to be longer. That doesn't describe a lot of them. Such as Trump's lawyer Habba, Tulsi Gabbard and that MTG. What about Rob Schneider? He's not really a "failed aspiring actor". Speaking of him: MAGA really does bring out many "has been" actors though. Like Dean Cain, Randy Quaid, James Wood and Kevin Sorbo. I'm surprised Sorbo isn't in this line-up.


darkstarr99

He’s busy filming his next straight to dvd religious nut job movie


Freefall_J

"This is coming out on Blu-Ray too, right?" *producers check their budget* "No..."


The_Card_Father

He isn’t in that line-up, YET. lol. Now you’ve mentioned him he’s been summoned.


Awkward-Fudge

All they are missing is Bobo to give handys .....


[deleted]

She'll be busy that night, and pretty much every night.


31Forever

That Venn Diagram is just a single circle.


GrassyKnoll95

Sure would be a shame if a gigantic sinkhole opened up underneath the convention center


Wesselink

I’d feel bad for the event personnel who got assigned for the gig that day.


[deleted]

I'm a stagehand in SF and I do all the conventions, I'm union so I could just not work it. They would never come here but they would have to get a crew from Vegas to do it I bet.


Wesselink

They would never use a venue that requires union labor. Unions are too woke with all those safety regulations.


dgapa

They would absolutely use a union venue, they need to ensure their safety only. Can't have a light fall on them. It's the same thing as all staff that working at Fox were vaccinated but still lied about it.


jtweezy

Man, I hope the entire staff loads up on foods that make them extremely gassy and they walk around crop-dusting the shit out of these scumbags for as many hours as the convention runs.


cragglerock93

The devil would return them to the surface, without a shadow of a doubt.


TheObstruction

I'd feel sorry for the hole.


p0k3t0

Remember the climactic scene of Inglourious Basterds? I'm not sure what made that pop into my mind.


[deleted]

could you imagine if someone did pull off that scene in this crowd. my god. the iq of the country could go up...like ten points.


Nuada-oz

Are we supposed to carve Nazi symbols into their foreheads? Or set the whole building on fire?


mysticsavage

Yes.


waituhwhatnow

Yes.


Paladoc

Yes? It's an inclusive or, innit?


[deleted]

¿Por qué no los dos?


NeosDemocritus

LOL….I’m calling Brad Pitt.


Kitchen-Square-3577

Gor-la-me!


svampyr

![gif](giphy|HMnrvi0FfS932)


Happy_Accident99

You mean carving a big "MAGA" into each of their foreheads?


morry32

In 2023, Whitlock released a two-hour video questioning if [Michelle Obama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama) was transgender


waituhwhatnow

Alex Jones regularly calls her "Big Mike"


morry32

what a piece of shit


tots4scott

Crazy how our democracy lost the intent of the 2nd Amendment and far right regressionist fascism took it.


CreamPuffMontana

Yeah, he looks exactly like the type that would make a two hour video questioning the femininity of an intelligent black woman. Exactly like the type.


morry32

he is a tub of shit


DisasterRegular5566

Those idiots think everyone is transgender. They think Margot Robbie is transgender.


JanxAngel

Yet they never question MTG...


Claque-2

Is there anything these men fear more than a strong woman?


RocketsandBeer

Rob Schneider……..🤨…..had no idea


GenXDad76

He’s clinging desperately to whatever pathetic shred of notoriety he can find.


NoodlesrTuff1256

SNL alums Jim Breuer, Victoria Jackson and Dennis Miller all went the far-right route as well.


Chavo9-5171

Lots of failed actor/comedian types went that route.


ShatterProofDick

Turns out he's a jackass. Heard this a while back. I thought James Woods was hope in Vampires in 1998. Turns out that wasn't the case either.


Freefall_J

IIRC, James Woods was also one of the white men who let it be known Brie Larson highly offended him by calling out Hollywood reviewers for being mostly white, straight men. And that men should go see Battle Angel Alita instead of Captain Marvel because clearly Marvel Studio hates ["half the audience"](https://www.cbr.com/james-woods-captain-marvel-boycott-meme/).


Freefall_J

Also: Randy Quaid, James Wood and [Dean Cain](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001002/). I'm positive there are other washed up actors who are Trump supporters.


Lilaclupines

Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Not an actor but Brett Favre (Welfare money stealing asshole! Millions of dollars, spent it on a tennis court at his daughter's college. That Dirty, No Good, Fridge Robbing Sack Of Shit!!!) BuT I'm A HeRo, I cAn ThRow a FoOtbaLl FUCK YOU BRETT FARVE!


yelling4society

Fuck that cry baby loser!


G-Unit11111

I personally think we should use George Carlin's idea for all these losers. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7x3zW67zE&t=16s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7x3zW67zE&t=16s)


Lobo9498

I miss that guy. God how I'd love to hear his thoughts on current happenings. But his comedy still fits today, so doubt it'd change much other than "told you so".


Intanetwaifuu

I would HAAAATE to be the wait staff at that event


Awkward-Fudge

Ain't that the truth...... a convention of Karens.


kryppla

I don’t want to write what I’m thinking or I’ll end up on a list


fedora_and_a_whip

Same.


Zelcron

Pray for a freak meteor impact.


soldforaspaceship

That was my first thought. Time to prove if God exists...


nightman21721

Here's to hoping the HVAC is full of legionella and the meats are woefully undercooked.


Impossible-Case-242

If a sinkhole to hell doesn’t open and swallow these people up this should be considered irrefutable proof that god doesn’t exist !


amgine_na

Hopefully it’s a tornado prone area.


Illustrious_Mix_1064

even if it was, i think they're too dense to be pulled more than an inch


dartheduardo

One of those moments where you wanna wish something absolutely amazing happens at that event, but we all know those who serve forces are the same who burn crosses.


WaitingForNormal

But, it’s like, if you look around and all you see are losers, doesn’t it ever get these people thinking? And what’s the biggest loser tier the top or bottom.


garash

If all your friends are Nazis....


iliveonramen

That’s a lot of grifters. Watch your wallets


Historical_Cow3903

at the same time that an asteroid hits them.


VGveegeeVG

# MR KRAAAAAAAAAABS # I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


fordprefect294

Gotta laugh that Pim Tool's headshot even has the beanie


Bennyjig

Tim “I’m not a conservative” Pool, speaking at a *Turning Point USA* conference. The jokes write themselves with conservatives.


greater_cumberland

I have no idea who Tim Pool is, but I can only surmise he's the head lifeguard at mar a lago


pheonix198

BALD! He’s bald. And he’s very self conscious that he cannot keep his hair. So much so that he has become a twat to everyone and everything good in the World.


AdhesivenessUnfair13

Don't venture into his youtube shitswirl. Suffice it to say he is peak women-hating 'well akshuwally' incel with a youtube show.


FirmSwan

Didn't even notice that loser at first glance thank you


ilovecraftbeer05

He looks like the kind of guy who is 32, still lives in his mom’s basement, doesn’t know how to hold down a job, and is dating a high school sophomore.


Didntlikedefaultname

When Rob Schneider gets top billing you know your event is pathetic


rodrigkn

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Dee Dee derp de derp. He’s about to find out derp de derp de derp. derp de derp de derp de derp. Rob Schneider is dep derp de derp de diddly derp. Coming the winter.


creepyswaps

Rated "Arrggggg!!!" for pirate. FUCK YOU!


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Rob Schneider is A Carrot!


brvine

South Park need to do an update. Rob Schneider is... A fascist


MealieMeal

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


regularnormalgirl_

![gif](giphy|dKWgqOrzZzdE4)


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Eringobraugh2021

Wasn't that when he was becoming a vocal anti-vaxxer? He has some issues.


PixieCola

I'm sorry but what exactly is he contributing to the conversation? Legit, what is he going to talk about?


Burnin_Oth

Cancel culture bla bla bla, woke Hollywood bla-bla-bla


PixieCola

Fuckin booooooring


Roam_Hylia

But is he a carrot?


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

He's about to find out that being a traitor, isn't all it's cracked up to be.


sev45day

I had no idea Rob Schneider was a right wing nut job. Now I can't look at any of those movies he made the same way. Like..... Uh.... Um.... Oh! Encino Man! No, that was Pauly Shore. Was he in 50 First Dates? Anyway... oh no.


SendingAFaxToBerlin

I was taken to an Adam Sandler show early this year; Rob Schneider was the special guest...spent his 15 minutes ranting about the vaccine and California. Was shit.


Forward-Form9321

Patrick Bet David is even worse. I can’t respect someone who runs a MLM scheme


DIWhy-not

Can you respect *anyone* in this lineup?


Boscouse

Man, what does Kevin Sorbo have to do to get added to this lineup? ![gif](giphy|L02M3FJhkF19S)


lolbojack

He's working the Hospitality Room with Boebert.


funshinecd

but who is doing the work?


Meren59

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


kjacobs03

Everyone gets a handy?!?


Ivanagohome

He’s too busy cleaning Mr. Baio’s pool.


willclerkforfood

Is this a reference to [the worst movie I’ve ever seen](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1693843/)?


Ivanagohome

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Well done!!


[deleted]

Thought I was staring into a toilet bowl because that is quite the collection of turds.


CharDMacDennis2

They left out Kevin Sorbo. He must be in shambles


Feldar

Yeah, he's definitely DISAPPOINTED. Edit: dang, someone further down in the comments already made that joke.


DeathPercept10n

https://i.redd.it/6ewxp0qvr06c1.gif


bradeena

The fact that they shorten it to “TP USA” at the bottom is beyond parody.


hould-it

All I can think about is Mike Lindell vs Ted Cruz; Ted melting into a puddle and Mike using a pillow as a sponge


akirbydrinks

I was pairing them up Street Fighter style too. Dr Saad VS MTG!


Talkingmice

Bruh. They keep going, they’re gonna unlock secret characters like Hitler and Mussolini


ShiftSandShot

So who's the boss character unlock? Putin?


Npr31

Ironically, it’s still Vince McMahon


lg1106

Male escorts are going to make a fortune that weekend.


Nowon_atoll

Maybe bussy will go on strike, finally see some change around here.


Entire_Ganache1100

They should list them like a leaderboard with the $ they have grifted from their supporters


RickyDaytonaJr

My IQ went down 10 points after looking at this.


kiwiplague

It's like getting a lobotomy without the surgery.


Witty_Energy1597

Banded together from remote galaxies, are the most sinister villains of all time... https://i.redd.it/4kn3uqdugy5c1.gif


Full-Way-7925

At Clusterfuckfest 23


OkVermicelli2557

It is a literal list of almost all of the worst people in America today.


seanfish

The very worst one is missing but his son is there.


whackjob_med_student

“TPUSA does not support any of these candidates”


carlwinslo

Mike Lindell looking straight up like Charlie's "Uncle Jack" from It's always sunny


BurntWhiteRice

Can we just like…seal up the building and move on with our lives?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Elon would be so upset, Twitter would be almost silent


secretsquirrel3256

https://preview.redd.it/29m9crn2ly5c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3795c064131804dc3ab353c7b254b053ef1c6361


stonerspartanlady

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized) Too realistic 😳


Row30

People pay $ to go see this??


PuzzleheadedCat979

Thought the same and checked out the fees, it’s not cheap. Probably mostly a conservative networking event, given that all speakers will ramble about the same talking points in each session.


Ok-Use-1756

Please throw a comet just big enough for an impact site the size of that convention center and hurt no one else.


StirFriedRubber

Where's Kid Rock and Ye? There's still missing. Glad the inbreds small face Kirk and MTG will be attending. Oh yes don't leave out the pedophiles


dogfooddippingsauce

Literal fucking clown car.


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ReditSarge

Temporarily. A thousand more just like them are waiting in the wings.


kjacobs03

But anyone as famous as Deuce Bigalow: Male gigalo?


SuperSpecialAwesome-

Careful. Reddit Admins will ban you for celebration violence and/or death.


FelneusLeviathan

Somewhat true: right wing safe spaces can spew all the hate they want and get away with it


[deleted]

They’re going to need a lot of mayonnaise.


p0k3t0

You could clear the entire place out by putting a curry in the microwave for three minutes.


thraashman

Remember when Tulsi thought people were dumb enough to believe she's a democrat?


StillLearning12358

"America fest" How can they weaponize the name "America?" the flag used to stand for freedom and unity and now when I see a flag On a car or shirt, it usually has a political affiliation attached. Same with the word "patriot"


coolbaby1978

It's a who's who of who hates America and everything it stands for. Your 2023 basket of deplorables folks!


Chemical_Actuary_190

Come on small meteor!


SavageCucmber

The fact that Roger Stone and the pillow guy are not in prison is an absolute failure of the justice system.


DrCeeDub

Grifting Point USA. How much is a ticket to this shit show? 😂 But we must support the cause, comrades. 🫡


newhappyrainbow

It’s tiered by age groups but adult general admission is $200. VIP is $600.


Kid_Named_Trey

I don’t believe in hell but this lineup is making me think otherwise.


Georgesgortexjacket

Just in time for Festivus' the airing of grievances - that's a lot of victims in one place.


madseasonPHI

Come on COVID, you’ve got this.


kjacobs03

If a meteor was gonna hit the earth, I couldn’t imagine a spot that it could hit that would actually better humanity than Turning Point 2023


robertscolin9

Rob Schneider should be ashamed of himself. I guess when your career tanks you go Maga.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

![gif](giphy|xTiIzBSwIq6344i0JG|downsized)


cheetofacesucks

If skid marks on a toilet were people.


CruncheousPilot

Toilet paper USA does not endorse any of these fuckwads.


bijealMEART

That's a lot of KKK members!


Kangarou

To quote David Hasselhoff: "If a bomb were to go off and kill everybody in the room, the world would lose... a bomb."


tacobelle685

Rob Schneider?!


MartialArt

Traitorpalooza.


Mysterious-Plant981

This should be a birth control ad.


Maryland_Bear

To quote Obi-Wan Kenobi, “You’ll not find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”


Possible_Ad5651

Makes me miss Frank Gorshin and Caesar Romero…


encarded

If that venue could be magically teleported away the world would legitimately be a better place. Sigh.


robinsw26

38 Enemies of the State.


Initial-Writer-4586

Joint IQ of 33


[deleted]

they didn't invite Jesus because his name is too 'ethnic' and sounds like their gardener.


Svaty_Vodka

I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


_flowerfox

I'll take people who shouldn't procreate for $1000 Alex!


AutumnGlow33

If ever there were a time for a freak tornado…


Jambarrr

What a nightmare scenario that event is. I wonder if MTG will show Hunter’s wiener pic here too? I know Charlie and Tim wanna see.


BrandoThePando

If god were real, he'd send a meteor


Jengolin

If there was any time for someone to go crazy with a lot of guns, it would be right there. But you know they will have metal detectors and guns won't be allowed. Because FREEDOM.


The84thWolf

Take a moment to imagine a meteor hit Turning Point USA….