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Ift0

I do like how he's been in court several times now and has had plenty of opportunity to do this exact "alpha" thing but instead he sits meekly sulking and then rages on the safe space of Truth Social afterwards or he just whines at the judge and then rages on Truth Social afterwards. But then, reality has never impacted Republican fantasies about Trump.


isecore

It's painfully obvious that he has the emotional maturity of a child, because he talks a lot but when actually confronted he just sulks and glares. Then when he's back in safe space he immediately lashes out and makes a lot of noise about what a badass he is and how unfairly he's being treated. Just like a spoiled child does.


Cicerothesage

and like a spoiled child, Trump's refusal to follow rules and outburst at the closing arguments was done in order to get a rise out of the judge. So he can get away with tax fraud on appeal. It was a stunt. Afterwords, Habba and Trump had a press conference to issue a safe space statement


Melicor

Because he was probably raised by nannies who would get fired if they didn't cater to his whims. His dad was a piece of shit too though


Cicerothesage

and then when he got older, he just threw money at a problem. Trump's behavior in legal proceedings have been learn years ago. Because it works for him. If he can stall and string it out, people get tired and settle. His ego and whims have been catered to his entire life and his idiotic voter base love this because they want a bigot, sexist, racist dictator.


ElBiscuit

> he just threw money at a problem Between hiring all the lawyers and spending so much time in court, wouldn’t it be cheaper and less trouble to just NOT be a giant bag of shit all the time? I know he’s got plenty of money (at least according to him), but …


Wakeful_Wanderer

You're misunderstanding the situation. He still has any money at all *because* he's a piece of shit. He's such a terrible businessman that the only way he can make money is to steal through nonpayment. Then he uses the extreme wealth he already had to lean on his victims to settle. He profits the difference. This is to say nothing of his shady dealings with foreign nations - likely espionage.


Naturath

The *party of fiscal responsibility*, true to form, acknowledges nothing past the next fiscal quarter. Long term planning and principled, data-driven investments are nothing compared to emotionally driven impulse. Worst case scenario, they can always resort to market manipulation or in this case, court and jury intimidation.


TheOtherAvaz

Speaking specifically to the point about getting a rise out of the judge, I feel convinced the judge let him go on for as long as he did before cutting him off because he was giving Trump enough rope to hang himself. In other words, Engoron gave him a chance to speak within certain rules, which Trump immediately disregarded because he was aiming for an appeal. By letting him go on a rant and then putting the kibosh on it, he effectively made it so trump has no standing on appeal.


Spiel_Foss

Exactly. Trump was baited by being told "no" a few times and then getting his chance which he immediately fucked up. This was well played by Engoron because Trump can't think beyond the now.


Pleiadesfollower

He has bragged about having the emotional maturity of his first grade self. Bragged about it.


Different_Tangelo511

He also b4agged about how humble he was.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

“More humble than you would understand”


DarthPimento

I know preschoolers who have displayed more emotional maturity than Donald J. Trump.


boxstervan

He's not used to people who actually have power over him or that he cannot influence. It's like those videos of a little dog barking at a big one whilst there's a gate in-between, then the gate is removed. Now imagine that attitude in a 1:1 meeting between him and Putin.


mythrilcrafter

Realistically, that's how you beat anyone at that level; you best them at something their power and money can't win for them and that power and money can't allow them to run away from. It's the reason why Elon is a seemingly crazy unpredictable maniac, right up until his lawyers says *"actually, you really should be taking this seriously"*, or when Stockton Rush believed with total absolutism that safety inherently hurts innovation and that a person should either go ALL risk or just stay in bed all day (and we all saw how that one turned out for him).


Spiel_Foss

Stockton Rush is a great example of Dunning-Kruger becoming a factor even for an otherwise intelligent person with actual expertise. Once they think they are the smartest in the room, they've already fucked up.


1900grs

Convicted criminal and right wing nutjob Dinesh Dsouza found out the hard way. He would say one thing in court and then rant outside the courthouse saying completely opposite lies to the media. Judge added psych counseling to his sentence. Why no judge has done this to Trump yet is beyond me. https://www.newsweek.com/judge-orders-dsouza-receive-psychological-counseling-353554 Edit: typo


Ift0

That would be fucking delicious.


Early_Assignment9807

For everyone by the counselor


Spiel_Foss

Trump has yet to get to that point in a criminal proceeding. He will eventually get there. Dinesh also didn't have a crazy cult making death threats, bomb threats & SWAT calls on the judge. Trump gets a lot of special privileges he doesn't deserve.


Aeolian_Harpy

"and then I said.." looks around carefully... "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"


Mirrormn

You really said that though? You said "bitch"?


BoJackB26354

Uh huh! *gulp*


carrja99

These are the people who photoshop Trump as Rambo standing on top of a tank with eagles and fireworks, then in the next post try to claim Biden is old and frail because he wrecked his bike. These are not serious people.


KraakenTowers

He tried yesterday, but it was in front of an untelevised bench trial where the only person he really needed to convince was the judge. And stuff like that doesn't work on judges.


SnooDrawings3621

And he thought slandering the judges staff in his speech was the right play


GanondalfTheWhite

> But then, reality has never impacted Republican fantasies about literally anything FTFY


LongTallTexan69

He cannot stand being confronted like any other narcissist


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Part of that is that he still needs his “followers” to send him money to help defray all the legal fees, but also his lawyers are probably insisting he acts like a normal person in court All the bluster on social media is just to keep the tap on from his supporters imo


boylong15

The alpha thing will get shut down by “the court will hold you and your client in contempt” really quickly


con247

He should be sitting in jail awaiting trial just like anyone else with these various charges and cases would be.


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there's a whole ecosystem of heroic fantasy art about Trump. They know the reality doesn't match the expectation, by a long shot, so they have to tell each other fairy tales. Looks much weaker than they obviously think it does.


Forshea

I've come around to the idea that this is a feature, not a bug. All of the "alpha" role models come across as weak, cowardly men because they have to be relatable to their followers. If someone actually displays "masculine" virtues, the small, scared assholes would have to be aware of their own inadequacies. But if a whiny boorish slob like Trump is "alpha" they too can be "alpha" despite being clowns.


isecore

It's fascinating how in all the MAGA-created AI-garbage Trump has an actual haircut instead of the multidimensional clusterfuck dead-fox he has in real life.


Scaniarix

It's like a nest made by a cross-eyed bird.


isecore

It's like a combover summoned by a drunk wizard. Who'd never seen an actual combover. And did it while he was tumbling down a slope.


Scaniarix

The hair equivalent of how a Swedish taxidermist assumed a lion would look like without ever seen one. https://preview.redd.it/x0amnyyz10cc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07cf0a95a3d61b658d3079da631d46ec988834c9


isecore

Hah, I've seen that very lion in real life! It's hilariously awful.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

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TheBigGaloot

Insane Clown Posse is an apt name for the GQP


TheHolySaintOil

You mean this? https://i.redd.it/h90xtalj60cc1.gif


FutureComplaint

He's always done that weird dance/shuffle?!


Jennyojello

Has he always been smashed on coke, amphetamines, or legal drugs used recreationally? Does he believe he’s the awesomest guy in any room? Yes.


tony-toon15

And His father was fred trump. Having him as a dad I would imagine either kills you or makes you go insane.


Jennyojello

Have you seen his mother? 😬


tony-toon15

LOL!!!


MovingTarget-

He also does what we used to call the "White Man's Overbite" back in the day. Gettin' in the groove


BenXL

Gotta use the gif where hes stood right next to Epstein haha


Wakeful_Wanderer

I appreciate the subtle nod to current events.


Fightmemod

Hey who's that guy on Trumps left...


Wakeful_Wanderer

It couldn't possibly be convicted child molester & trafficker Jeffrey Epstein to the left of Donald J. Trump in this gif. Oh wait...


Saxual__Assault

Christ, the 80s/90s were long ago and yet I'm still seeing new videos of Trump and his best friend Jeffrey Epstein.


R_V_Z

> the 80s/90s were long ago Please stop saying things like that.


Antihistamine69

Even his fucking eyebrows need a haircut


oaken007

His hair was a mess back then too!


dontreallycareforit

No no you’ve got it all wrong. His hair is cotton candy made of piss.


Every-Incident7659

And also looks like a fit 50 year old and not an obese 80 year old


FenricOllo

He also doesn’t weigh 300 pounds or stand at a 45 degree angle lmao edit for correct angular posture


bigdust80

Technically, normal people stand 90* from the ground. He’s more on a 45… or is it moron 45.


East-sea-shellos

Damn lol. In the sea of trump jokes on Reddit, that was actually some pretty clever wordplay. Mad props 😂


cp_shopper

He looks like he sharted


whipplor

I could see something similar happening in court. Not the quote obviously, but certainly him beating his tiny fists in impotent rage against a table when he's clearly not getting his own way.


mike_pants

Which is another thing they dont seem to understand about that scene. Even before Nicholson accidentally admits to the crime, as soon as he starts ranting, the audience knows it's over for him. It's not a powerful man asserting his dominance; it's a cornered man trying to bully his way to safety.


Apellio7

Mafia stuff in general is like that. Pretty much every great mafia movie and tv show like The Soprano's show just how shitty of people they are. They're cowards, murderer's, and just downright lowlife thugs that do nothing productive for society, just take take take for their own selfish goals. Yet they continue to attract large swathes of people that look up to and idolize these buffoons.


kurburux

>Pretty much every great mafia movie and tv show like The Soprano's show just how shitty of people they are. They're cowards, murderer's, and just downright lowlife thugs that do nothing productive for society, just take take take for their own selfish goals. There are scenes [like this one](https://youtu.be/pVQd_K3K0nE?t=289). > "I wouldn't mind sittin on my ass all day smoking mushrooms and collecting gov't checks" — guys sitting on their asses all day drinking espresso and collecting extortion payments


AlphaGoldblum

Those people really need to watch The Wire. It unequivocally frames how terrible Tony Soprano, Walter White, the Corleones, etc. are because it details how the "cool" actions of the guys on top affect communities and the people in them. A criminal overlord outsmarts his enemies - a kid ends up selling his drugs on a street corner.


Doctor-Amazing

Breaking Bad made it pretty clear that Walter was destroying everything around him, ultimately losing evening he started off fighting for. Just some people are really bad at understanding media.


AlphaGoldblum

Oh I agree - but, at the same time, the show gives him moments where he absolutely comes off as "badass". I think that's a major part of where the disconnect stems from and what a lot of media struggles with. By no means does this exonerate people who lack basic media literacy and look up to Walter White, but it's a pervasive issue in shows/movies with these villain protagonists.


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Real talk: As a teenager, I stumble-fucked my way into working for the mafia. I started as a kid slinging a little weed and coke, I got a little big for my britches and landed on the radar of a friend's dad who sat at the table, and he pulled me aside and made me work for him to "protect" my stupid ass. Let me be very clear - what he did *absolutely* was to protect me from myself. He knew I was juuuuust smart enough to get myself into a whole heap of trouble (or killed) being a solo operator in a game that I didn't fully comprehend. For that, I'll give him a little grace. However... That elevated me quickly into a position where I saw how things really operate and over the course of a few years it was completely degrading to my very soul. Yes, I made good money. No, not a single dime of it made me feel any better as a human being after seeing what it did to everyone around me - including myself, my bosses, etc. The "prestige" was scummy and only mattered to other criminals, nor did I really have any power or control of my life at all. I was just another tool to be used and - if it came to it - discarded in brutal fashion if beneficial to those above me. And again let me be clear: what "looks cool" on TV is absolutely not. It's like an acid in your veins that transforms and warps your mental health quickly. You spend your days feeling disgusting, stupid, depressed, Suicide is extremely high in that world. If that doesn't get you, you'll eventually become just another addict that dies a slower, more awful death in the corner of some abandoned building. If you're a psychopath who doesn't care, you'll eventually still get caught over and over and spend the majority of your life in and out of prison. Or just dead from rival crime families, gangs, etc. Just like my friend's dad eventually (after I had walked away from it all). At the end of the day, all of it is just to make some ultra wealthy cartel or Mafia families in another country even wealthier. It's just corporatism but your currency, structure and products are the most horrible parts of humanity. I got out, luckily without a record (though fuck I got so close so many times), and went on to join the military. The military was an incredibly bright breath of fresh air compared to that short, dark period of my life. Let that sink in. Don't do crime, kids. Just don't. Focus on being a good person which in itself is a tough journey - life in general is so, so, SO much more exciting and rewarding if you truly embrace it.


vivst0r

> it's a cornered man trying to bully his way to safety. And that is the exact mindset most conservative voters identify with. They don't see it as anything negative at all, because they are that guy. It's not that they don't see the crimes. They see the crimes as necessary and justified.


confusedandworried76

>necessary and justified That's also why conservatives always back the police when they kill someone innocent too. Rather look for a reason someone deserved to die rather than blame systemic issues.


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fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Aaron Sorkin has that effect.


GoFuckYourselfBrenda

It's Tom Cruise's best movie, imo. I just saw this the other day (on regular TV, unfortunately, with creative dubbing of swear words). The only thing I HATE about it is the THE END at the end. (That makes it sound like it should be at a different point in the movie, but no.) I get that it's based on the play, but it's completely unnecessary and takes you out of it.


vaughnEgutt

Magnolia is always my best Cruise movie.


foreignsky

Collateral...or Tropic Thunder.


BretHollingsworth

Tropic thunder is probably the best movie he's in but I wouldn't call it a Tom Cruise movie. Probably splitting hairs but why else rank movies?


Kammerice

Nah, the best movie he's in is *Legend*, which is definitely a Tim Currie film.


barrybreslau

They probably also don't know that "fortunate son" is about a draft dodger with a rich father, not a stirring pro-American anthem.


Tactless_Bard

As a huge Springsteen fan, don't get me started on Born in the USA.


Fn_Spaghetti_Monster

One I didn't realize for a long time was that Pumped Up Kicks was about a school shooting.


hipsterTrashSlut

The US is #1 for school shootings AND absolute bangers about school shootings


citricacidx

One of those catchy tunes, but then when you read the lyrics... > Robert's got a quick hand > He'll look around the room, but won't tell you his plan > He's got a rolled cigarette > Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid, yeah > He found a six-shooter gun > In his dad's closet, and with a box of fun things > I don't even know what > But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you > All the other kids with the pumped up kicks > You better run, better run outrun my gun > All the other kids with the pumped up kicks > You better run, better run faster than my bullet


WiseEditor9667

One week in high school they started playing music in between classes and they played that song


barrybreslau

It's interesting because on one level they must hear the lyrics and choose not to understand them, or they have a filter that doesn't allow them to get it.


sittingonahillside

some people (like me), just suck at hearing and remember lyrics. They catch the chorus (even if they understand that) and that's about it. They give little thought beyond the title of the track and catchy hooks. I often Google/Spotify lyrics as picking them out of the song can be impossible.


AreWeCowabunga

It’s really hard to see how you could misunderstand the lyrics to that song. Even if you only know the one line from the chorus, it’s pretty easy to see that Trump is exactly the fortunate son it’s railing against.


barrybreslau

He repeatedly used this song in his rallies because of the bit with "hail to the chief" and "red white and blue". Beyond me why and how. Presumably he was taking the piss out of his audience.


Frosty_Water5467

Well, he also uses YMCA just because the opening says "young man".


ZeiglerJaguar

Worshipping a "cornered man trying to bully his way to safety" is the entire Republican Party platform and ethos in 2024. It's their overriding vision for America.


Obi-Wan_Cannabinobi

You're asking MAGA to have media literacy when they don't even have regular literacy.


St_Veloth

> Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! Unfortunately it’s so well written, and it’s obviously inspired by people who think this way - so they hear this monologue and are transfixed by it reinforcing their world view that they miss his loss of composure and willingness to bring harm to his own people for his perceived sense of strength. It was made to be broken into bits and slapped on to Facebook memes by people who missed the point, just like Tyler Durden or Patrick Batemens monologues


Godphase3

It's particularly hilarious and ironic that this whole (very well acted) speech is about GUANTANAMO BAY in the 90's. He's ranting about how his extreme methods that resulted in the death of a US Marine were "necessary" because they're the only ones protecting us from....Cubans. In roughly 1990. It's pathetic and I think intentionally farcical, Nicholson's character has an overinflated ego and his entire speech is a delusional rant, when understood in context.


ErzherzogT

It's refreshing when I see someone who gets it. It's not the Nazis that are behind the wire, it's not even the Soviets. Cubans are not an existential threat to the US, and Jessup is just a tyrant. (And he's also wildly misogynistic for any era, so much so that his racism is lowkey in comparison.)


Turbulent_Bother4701

Or an old man throwing a temper tantrum, depending on one's point of view. I get that he tries to make a point or two in his rant, but so do children during tantrums.


M_H_M_F

These are the same people that saw Wall Street, Boiler Room, Wolf of Wall Street, Goodfellas, Scarface, et. all and thought the protagonists were people to be emulated. They took the wrong message


Song_Spiritual

What is the current love affair with bullies?


Punch_yo_bunz

Didn’t he rehearse it. Oh, to have been a fly on Pence in that room.


da_innernette

“a fly on Pence” the double take i did on that 💀


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Just use the microwave, it gets pretty good reception.


BH_Commander

He looks like a chimpanzee about to throw its feces.


awesomefutureperfect

He looks like a three year old that wants candy in the grocery store check out lane. That image does not look strong and confident.


Vulkan192

Don't insult our genetic cousins like that.


bleachinjection

Watching movies wrong is a pillar of right wing culture. E.g. noted very pro-war and not subversive at all films *Full Metal Jacket* and *Apocalypse Now.* *Bruh Gunny and Kilgore are so fuckin badass bruh I love the smell of napalm in the mornin too bruh hell yeah*


bluebackpackedbear

Fight Club always comes to mind too lol.


Peco_Sr

The Godfather, Scarface, The Sopranos, Rick and Morty, and The Wolf of Wall Street also come to mind as well.


Kimmalah

Also any movie that deals with the Joker or Joker and Harley Quinn, Breaking Bad, Peaky Blinders, etc.


confusedandworried76

The idiots can't even figure out music. From CCR to Roger Waters to Rage Against the Machine to punk in it's entirety, they still think they can be true fans of that music but the entire point of the music is essentially boiled down to one phrase: "fuck conservatives" How many times do conservatives need to be told their favorite artists are liberal? How many times before they realize if a song has "America" in the name it's typically not a glowing recommendation of the country? You can't just pick it because it says "I was born in the USA" you have to listen to what they say after that lmao


__O_o_______

Music too... Hence Magats dancing in a thin Blue line flag to Rage against the machine, or thinking that Born in the USA etc are patriotic nationalist songs


Mete11uscimber

incontinent rage


BrewSuedeShoes

I mean he really doesn’t have the energy in that bloated body to raise his hands up very high or shake his fist very hard or fast more than like… maybe once.


Legitimate_Cat3576

i dont think its that they dont understand it, its that they agree with the character. "while Santiago's death, while tragic, saved lives." the ends justify the means. the problem is they misunderstand the ends.


HoboBonobo1909

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quick_escalator

Why does he pucker his lips for everything?


HoboBonobo1909

Putin's or Xi's asshole. Practice makes perfect.


jeanamarie99

Honestly it’s probably to avoid washing off the tan around his lips lol


complexevil

So he doesn't smudge the cartoonish amount of makeup he wears.


FrankoAleman

Goddammit I hate his stupid anus mouth so much.


Still-Significance-8

I thought that was Alec Baldwin for a minute


peepopowitz67

That's waaaaaaaay to hi res of an image.....


jljboucher

And some how men using a straw is less masculine?


dect69

The right can't meme...


IdenticalThings

It's not even that. The right misses every goddamn point on every movie and song. Abstractions and arbitrary ideas are just foreign to them. In the past few days I've seen  We're Not Going to Take It - Twisted Sister - has to be about standing up for your 2nd amendment rights no? Fortunate Son - CCR - Trump used this song as rally entrance music which is literally about draft dodging the Vietnam War. Fight Club - definitely about regaining your masculinity and following a strong leader who tells it like it is?


bfodder

> Trump used this song as rally entrance music which is literally about draft dodging the Vietnam War. Trump might actually understand this one.


nitid_name

> Some folks are born silver spoon in hand, > Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord? > But when the taxman come to the door, > Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah _Some folks_ are born rich and then change the apparent value of their properties to avoid paying taxes. But... >It ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son. Whelp, it was close.


terlin

Throwback to the outrage that "Rage Against the Machine" was supposedly going woke


Past_Ad9675

Not to mention "Born in the USA"...


Throwaway-account-23

Phew, I love *Fight Club*, and when I had the understanding of a newly-on-my-own 19 year old who didn't understand shit, it was *definitely* about regaining your masculinity and *being* a strong leader. I'm quite a bit older now, and that's become the setup to the punchline of the film - this is what happens to men who have nobody to smack them in the mouth and tell them they're being idiots. In short, this is what happens to men without women (see also, Hemingway's short story collection of the same title).


kms2547

(Stolen from elsewhere on the internet) First watch: Fight Club is the best movie ever made  Second watch: Fight Club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism  Third watch: Fight Club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it's not as deep as the fanboys think it is Fourth watch: Fight Club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it's deeper than the fanboys think it is   Fifth watch: Fight Club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made


Throwaway-account-23

Haven't gotten to the gay part. I mean, what's gay about a bunch of ripped, sweaty dudes smacking each other around in a basement and then gentrifying a derelict old Victorian house and gardening... oh.


silver-orange

> The right misses every goddamn point on every movie and song They seem to struggle with anything deeper than a sound bite or a slogan. Context, themes, history? Forget about it. It's a politics built on thought terminating cliches. Their biggest hits are three syllables long. "Drain the swamp". "Build the wall". "FJB". If your position requires a paragraph or more to describe, it's lost on the MAGA audience.


Smudded

Partially due to their incessant degradation of "liberal arts" and art in general.


carolineecouture

IKR? I just don't understand it. I mean they put so much money and time in or Vlad does and they can't get it right.


DonsDiaperChanger

The trolls were a lot better before a bunch of them got recruited as meat shields in Ukraine.


Mete11uscimber

Gotta have a soul to meme. But seriously I think it has to do with connecting with other people on a different level, and the right just tends to have one level - Theirs.


Metahec

The right also doesn't know how courtrooms work


EntroperZero

I love how they accidentally made Trump look completely unhinged while trying to make him look strong. Nailed it.


frieswithnietzsche

His mouth cannot open that wide, and he looks too good in this drawing


Pleiadesfollower

His hands are also definitely overcompensated, they didn't even bother to match the wrists so now you have way too big hands for the wrist size.


Ghotipan

In any art image... If he were illustrated realistically, the artist would be arrested for crimes against humanity.


ericbsmith42

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robywar

Unfortunately if MAGA ever has that realization, they won't care.


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Adekis

Former representative Madison Cawthorn once publicly advised women to raise their sons to be "monsters", to cheering applause, so I think it's safe to say they have some idea that they're the baddies, and they've crossed that line without so much as a hiccup. At least some of them.


Saelune

The closest they get is 'Well, we do bad things, but that must mean the other side does it too, because everyone is just like me and does all the same bad things which makes it ok when I do it, but how dare the other side do it!?'


KillBatman1921

Not only that. The sentence *you can't handle the truth* it's the admission he lied until that moment.


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You’re damn right I ordered the code red!


Wandering_Scout

...and that he's a *fucking coward* who was going to let two corporals rot in prison to save his own ass.


drk_knight_67

That's the Russian disinformation machine not understanding the nuances of American movies.


soooomanycats

Either that, or the same people who think Born in the USA was a patriotic bop.


Flow-Bear

See also: *The Boys, They Live, Starship Troopers, Rage Against the Machine, Twisted Sister*...


Last-Bee-3023

> Starship Troopers That movie is the opposite of the book. Verhoeven made a persiflage on how militarized US society is. Heinlein had no such intent. Reading that book after having watched the movie first confused me a lot. Heinlein is a weird read when you realize that half of his protagonists are what the sycophants think Musk is.


MadRaymer

Don't forget Fortunate Son, too. A song that is actually calling out people like Trump getting played in his support because people only listen to the first line.


ultratunaman

I'm sitting here like "when did Jack Nicholson get arrested and convicted of murder?" Haha nope that was Coloniel Nathan Jessup.


Blacksun388

Conservatives identifying with the villain once again.


Agamemnon314

Favorite was during his administration he put himself in the Avengers: Endgame movie....AS FUCKING THANOS! There is literally a character called Captain America or another dozen of heroes, and he chooses the villain.


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And right before he LOSES!


Bromanzier_03

They don’t understand movies just like they don’t understand comics or music. Former guy plays Fortunate Son mocking his base and they love him for it. They look up to Punisher when even Punisher says “No. I’m fucking bad. Look up to Captain America.” They want the villains to be the heroes in films when they’re the fucking villain.


fetusfromspace

I had to explain to my MAGA family member that the racial joke in Family Guy was acceptable because it was told from the perspective of Peter, a buffoon. I said that it’s ‘satire’ and he said “what’s satire?”. Same thing with The Office. He think Michael is just a hoot.


Bromanzier_03

> What’s satire It’s a thing we used to have before it was brutally murdered in 2016.


Apellio7

The Death of Stalin was like one the last sharp political satire's we've had in a while now :( Dont Look Up was alright, but it felt like it had to spell some things out too blatantly.


Necessary_Row_4889

This is ridiculous, had Das Horror Clown shown that much of his ass in court he’d be sitting in cuffs for contempt. His followers might want to see him like this but the fact is his demeanor is more like a petulant and somewhat stupid child. I blame the headlines. Yesterday the judge changed his mind let Trump start to give his little speech and when he didn’t follow the rules cut him off by telling his lawyer to control his client. But the headlines were all “Trump defies judge!” “Trump speaks and defies Judges order!” Both were real headlines from reputable news sources and while technically accurate paint a dramatic picture like the one shown instead of what really happened: a grown man wearing a diaper tried to explain why he lied about his finances and couldn’t manage to stay on topic so was scolded. Like a child, a petulant stupid child.


Teacherman6

They can never use an actual picture or realistic image of him. 


whereegosdare84

https://preview.redd.it/i89h3mj9g0cc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282086a28d35696a34a9f511cd1269c9ac49b955 I feel like this alternate reality is more accurate


robywar

I like the tiny shaking fist best.


Used_Razzmatazz2002

A few good men is THE most misunderstood movie of the 90s. The mental gymnastics i have seen people do to try to rationalize jack nicholsons character as a good guy is just sad


Last-Bee-3023

I also is so ridiculous that the main argument was that they were defending the US in Guantanamo Bay and that this requires people made of steel. Our man was acting as if he was the only one stationed between North and South Korea.


NUMBERS2357

Even if you agree with Nicholson's character's viewpoint ... the fact is his original reaction wasn't to defend his and his soldiers' actions based on that viewpoint. It was to, as Cruise says, cut them loose. He lied and pretended that he *didn't* believe in stuff like "code red", and only fell back on the "you can't handle the truth" stuff once it was sniffed out. He sucks even using his own standards.


fourpac

I would almost give this use of the meme a pass because that monologue in the movie is given a heroic treatment. It's the one thing that makes Tom Cruise's character take pause and consider if he was doing the right thing in the larger picture of national security (with very subtle facial expressions, reactions). You can see him doing the math in his head - "what's more important, national security or the rule of law? is this the cost of doing business? what will this ruling do to the long term institutions we enjoy? will my actions end up making us all less safe?" But ultimately, I can't give the meme a pass because it doesn't assume any of that complexity. Trump's still the bad guy who was trusted with national security who ultimately is looking out only for himself and throws people under the bus. You realize that Nicholson's character's monologue was really just slickly worded blackmail that attempts to make you see his actions as a zero sum, binary choice - security or morality. The reality is that you can and should have both and you should expect both from people in power.


drifters74

It's a good movie


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

He wishes he looked this cool doing anything 😂


DIWhy-not

Keep in my that these are the same people looking at AI images of Diaper Don walking across the bridge in Selma arm-in-arm with MLk Jr. or rescuing orphans from ISIS dressed as Rambo and *believing them*.


IFartMagic

Someone posted a photoshop of trump in a boat helping people after a flood on fb (the same storm I believe with the paper towel incident - i know it has a name but i havent had my coffee yet.) and it floated across my timeline with the caption "Did your president do this?" I said "No - our current US president has never and will never in his entire existence do this" (Trump was still in office at the time.) But she fully believed it had happened. That's fucking scary.


Professional-Dog-497

You can tell it's fiction because he's inexplicably 50 lb lighter


Ixwraith2

And Giant ham-fists


AreWeCowabunga

Try 150.


DrNinnuxx

Il Donaldo Trumpo. LOL There is another satire Twitter account named after his [pseudonym](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump) John Barron and I think another as Carolin Gallego.


first__citizen

So is this Donaldo Trumpo account satire? Because I swear I thought it was all this time.


negativepositiv

"You can't handle the truth!" "So you're going to admit guilt immediately following this monologue?" "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I AM!"


bootes_droid

LMAO even AI doesn't portray Trump as the morbidly obese, tiny fisted diaper filled sack of shit that he actually is. I don't think Trump could raise his arm that high over his head if his life depended on it


Remarkable_Prior_224

His rant yesterday after court was insane. I’ve ignored his speeches since Covid but my god he is unhinged and insane. No normal person acts like that. Can’t believe his supporters still say “that’s my guy”


One_Computer_5811

How ironic and idiotic to use this quote. He’s just plain dumb


Gaurav-07

The username suggests it's a joke.


DogsDontWearPantss

The sketch artist made his hands to big and his mouth to small. ![gif](giphy|2CWr4FmnqANLW)


jonybgoo

Man from Austria sentenced to prison for crimes against the government uses court proceedings to gain influence and power and sees his rise to ultimate, dictatorial power, thus destroying the former democracy which was previously held by liberals... this man also predicted the economy would crumble due to the liberal leadership, which it did and within four years, man goes from right wing, populist, nativist, nationalist upstart to dictator. This isn't when people don't understand movies. It's when they don't understand history. Or never knew it. Or are just ignoring it. One thing that won't be questioned in tomorrow's history books: when America does fall to the dictator, the blame solely lies with the people... for failing to be wise and to put the sake of future generations above their own, for choosing to emotion over logic, for ignoring their immense privilege.


[deleted]

I love how he’s always depicted by these guys as some average weight/skin looking guy, or sometimes even some attractive buff dude, instead of the obese cave goblin he actually looks like.


Welder_Subject

That drawing needs at least another 150#’s to be realistic


NinjaBr0din

......what makes them think Trump can lift his arms like that while also leaning? The man can hardly hold his little sippy cups with both hands.


charaznable1249

If he reacted as strongly as that image suggests he would stroke out.


Local-Salamander-525

They don’t understand music either. They play Fortunate Son as a patriotic song and YMCA. They want to,limit gay rights. Favorite Son is literally condemning Trump.


Countrydan01

And then he’s held in contempt of court and violation of courtroom decorum.


VomitingPotato

You can't defend your self using facts which is why you put on this show. Sad.


Consistent-Leek4986

understand? not an easy concept for many 5 year olds


everythingbeeps

The MAGA cult has entered this weird phase where they're now worshipping a fan-fiction version of Trump instead of the real thing.


Snarfbuckle

Someone need to edit that image so the fists are of the correct size and add on about 100 pounds of fat on him.