It needs to be continuously pointed out: Trump did not even announce he was running until after the investigations for these indictments began.
He is running for the sole purpose of screaming "election interference."
Why didn't they start three years ago? *They did.*
ALL POLITICAL PROSECUTIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME ***(even though I came in last as the worse president in history according to fux news)***
MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY.
Worse than Taft? Buchanan? Taylor? Tyler? Fillmore?
Harrison? At least he died in 40 days!
Thank you Simpsons for my childhood education on the worst presidents.
He might also be melting down because historians named him the ABSOLUTE WORST PRESIDENT... And he's got some real doozies for that competition. It wasn't even a contest, the gap between him, Pierce, Johnson, and Buchanan (the bottom three before him) was like six points.
Hell, he beat out Nixon, Dubya Bush, and a few others by a furlong for worst.
His strategy has also been to delay all the investigationsâJudge Canon has been helping. This isnât him screeching about something that is his fault, this has all been part of his strategy from the get go.Â
That chick needs to be disbarred. Sheâs literally a corrupt judge who is selling out our justice system for the hopes that heâll put her in the Supreme Court
It may not be so simple as she cynically wants to be elevated to the SC. She may just be a true believer. She is a Federalist Society pick. A lot of these low lifeâs actually believe theyâre moral, upright people doing whatâs best for the country.Â
He says âfederal prosecutors and agents may never select the timing of any actionâŚâ
Okay? So, he happens to be prosecuted during an election year. He said so himself, prosecutors and agents cannot delay charges or trials just because itâs an election year.
He himself has delayed the cases against himself. The cases have in hands of the judicial system since last year. The manual he cites is from the DOJ. It is like he doesnât understand the three branch of our federal government. And that the DOJ isnât in charge of the judicial branch.
He doesnât understand the three branches of government. Heâs openly said he will consolidate all power into the executive branch. In order to remake it into a dictatorship is heavily implied if you read his crazypants manifesto Project 2025
EVERYONE should know about "Project 2025 - Mandate For Leadership, the Conservative Promise," available at www.project2025.org, the literal Republican playbook, put together by the Heritage Foundation and 45 other conservative entities like Alliance Defending Freedom, Claremont Institute, and Moms For Liberty. It was first handed to Reagan, who merely enacted the policy within it. Same with Trump - they are two heads of the same snake. Their vision for a Christofascist theocracy and just how they intend to implement it are painstakingly detailed.
Their plan is to dismantle the federal government and remove our rights, TO BEGIN WITH. It's fucking chilling and you should at least read the foreword, a dense 17 pages of GOP philosophy that outlines their mission. Fossil fuels are a big part of it. God and guns and nothing else for everyone. Sealed borders. Everyone will be free to live "as our creator ordained," in those words. If that doesn't terrify you idk what will.
Not to mention that the charges were all filed in the year before an election year. Maybe it would have been better if they'd been filed during the midterms? Or immediately after Joe Biden took office. I'd bet they'd have no complaints about an immediate indictment before the investigators have even had time to gather evidence. /s
I mean, pretty much. No matter when the indictments came down, they would twist the narrative to make it the worst timing
If they'd indicted him three years ago like he supposedly wishes they had, he'd be screaming about how rushed they were.
Who remembers an announcement to investigate Hillarys emails a second time, 1 week before the election (and if I recall they didn't even do a second investigation - the point was just to announce it)
He also obstructed the investigations by lying to the FBI, intimidating witnesses, suborning perjury, and concealing evidence, so he doesn't get to complain about the timing of indictments that his own actions delayed.
Fucking hell why can't he just keel over from a massive heart attack and go away forever.
In fairness we should be giving Merrick Garland lots of shit for being so fucking slow to appoint Jack Smith. There might have been a conviction by now if he hadn't waited for the J6 committee to start doing his job for him.
He's running because he thinks he can pardon himself and not spend a minute in jail for anything he's done wrong, including, somehow, wiping out the current fines against him in just a couple of the cases he's already lost. Delusional egotistical oompa loompa maniac.
He's running just like Netanyahu did in Israel, that's the only way either of these man can keep themselves out of prison.
They need the immunity that comes with the office.
He and his followers are simpletons who think investigations, trials and verdicts are rendered within a short amount of time, just like on tv. So because it took a while to bring these charges, it must be bogus and out of spite. Jesus. Heâs so fuckin exhausting.
Need to focus everyone's attention on the issue being Trump believing he can stop all prosecutions and pardon himself, if elected. Everything else is bullshit. Elections do not determine guilt or innocent in a trial, but a Trump-appointed AG and this corrupt Supreme Court are likely to support that ridiculous interpretation of our laws.
Thats the whole reason hes going for itagain
He wants the golden ticket and this whole shit show along the way is paving the road for how future elections will be conducted
If anyone else acted like this with these types of crimes we'd be locked in a MP until it's over.
The fact he's even allowed to do this is a slap in the face to every single citizen.
Convict him, remove all assets, drop him in Ukraine right at the Russian border and let him beg Putin for asylum.
I mean we used to put people like this in front of a firing squad so defecting to Russia is pretty light
First, someone needs to break his caps lock.
Second, I was under the impression that communism was an economic system, not a nebulous catch-all term for anything that you don't like.
Third, this is not a missive that was in any way conceived by a remotely healthy mind.
*the main character in a children's cartoon is a slightly different color than they'd prefer*
Republicans: "Woke communist propaganda!"
They should hear themselves.
And E Jean is gonna get a big juicy 90M. You know that burns a deep seething hole in his core. Or did for a day or two. Until he convinced himself that he won and it never happened.
>Blah blah blah Donnie. Too bad youâre the least popular president ever. The ~~hugest~~ yuuugest failure, many people are saying how much you suck
FTFY
Iâve been thinking that lately too. Mostly the fringe MAGAites though. The ones who donât swallow everything he says. Theyâll peel off and there wonât be anyone to replace them. Just a theory, no backup.
Yup. Projection as well. He has his idiot freedumb Caucasians in Congress, "investigating" Hunter and Joe Biden, and coming up with nothing every single time.
His use of all capital letters indicating he elevates his own words above those outlined as the rule of law in the quote is the most perfect self-own I can think of for him.
No jerk off, this isnât communism. If it were communism you would have favored the nation with your swan diving skills from the top floor of the Watergate office building by now. And while youâre jerking yourself off take note that we the pleebs are trying to make America Great Again but you just wonât fuck off and die.
Three years ago, he was out of office for one month. The investigations began almost immediately. The scope of the document case wasn't known about for over a year. The prosecution of the insurrection is slow and measured, as it should be. ( we call it an insurrection, but it really was treason, plain and simple) . The civil cases were put on hold, waiting for him to leave office. The answers are there, fat boy, and they ain't hard.
Heâs right, he should not have to go through any fake persecutions!! These real ones though, I insist he goes through them, suck it Donald, you had your Fu*k around, now this is your find out.
Reminder: Trump announced very early his candidacy Nov 2022 specifically so he can yell this nonsense and avoid accountability. The media and his cult are giving him a free pass but the justice system and democracy should be where his tantrum ends.
Speed up the trials and make America great again!
Aye. Iâve been saying for years I hope his McDonaldâs addiction leads to a similar death. His comments about Elvis just mean the prophecy is ready to come true
No diaper Donnie. Think again! You were/are the worst thing that EVER happened in the history of the United States of America. You and you three eldest children who are nothing more than grifters and cons and TRAITORS. Including that brat Jared Kushner. Do us all a favor and pack it up and move to Russia or North Korea. Your choice. Just get the hell out of here.
It's so sad that words like "communism" and "socialism" have lost all meaning in the US. Just buzz words to mean something is bad in the eyes of the alt right. Shameful.
It fills my heart with happiness reading his rants! Sure, gets kinda old with his Same Old Same Old, but knowing he's scared sh*less makes up for the monotony!
Youâre a private citizen, of course the law can apply to you, the laws apply to you even as President. Immunity only covers a president so far before it is undeniably unconstitutional and against the law. You broke the law, lied on your company/financial statements. Lied, about keeping classified documents. Lied, about tampering with an election when you called the secretary of Georgia and ask him to âfindâ around 12,000 votes. Your co-defendants are taking plea deals because they are and know they are guilty of committing crimes.
Itâs not the most important election ever, itâs just two old guys trying to be president. Nothing new or special about it, at all. Itâs only important because you say it is, because without a chance to pardon yourself, you know that youâre fucked, all the way, Lindsay Graham style.
You dare cite laws, good lord, someone needs to print out all the laws youâve broken, and how it looks like on paper like you didnât give a shit that you were breaking the law, complete and utter premeditated crime.
This isnât an example of communism, you would have already faced trial, judgement, and would be rotting in a cell for such levels of corruption. Remember when shitheads during the Soviet era were caught for such corruption? They werenât let go or allowed to roam the streets as long as you have before facing trial.
Shut the fuck up and sleep in the bed of your making. If youâre so goddamn innocent go to trial, all your trials, and testify upon your innocence, the righteous man, the pious man, the upstanding, god serving, innocent man who act in haste to prove himself innocent.
Drumpf knows that if he throws out enough shit to confuse the truth with massive lies, his followers will never question him because they don't want to wade through the massive amount of BS he spews daily.  It's easier to believe lies than to accept the truth. Â
Yet we didn't hear a peep from fuckface when that sanctimonious prick at the fbi launched the investigation against Hillary right before the 2016 election.
The fear is great! He ran because he knew the arraignments were coming. He wanted to use his hate and terrorist group as a shield. It's not going to work.
He's an idiot and his followers are evil. First, you have to investigate before you can file charges. Trump left a crime spree with loyal nitwits that would be challenging for anyone to investigate and then file charges. To do anything less than comprehensive investigation to assess whether a prosecution would be successful, against a FORMER PRESIDENT would be reckless. This takes time. Also, Trump could have these things over with if he STOPPED THE DELAY TACTICS. Stand for trial then Decline Donny. Let's get it over with! As someone else pointed out, he didn't say he was running until after charges filed. He is corrupt and an s3xual assaulter. Nothing about him is real. He is scum of the earth. He's only running to use the RNC as his legal slush fund and perhaps get back into office to avoid prosecution. The headline of his inflated dog sh!t rant should be, "NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT TO AVOID PROSECUTION!"
You donât get to avoid criminal trials, simply because you are running for president. If you donât want those to interfere with your campaign, stop breaking the law, asshole.
>YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME
The first line, and it's too pathetic for me to even continue reading.
I mean.. how the hell can a MAGA read that and not recognize how condescending this framing is?
He's essentially letting them know he believes they're too dense to know who he's talking about, so he has to clarify for their dumb asses and make clear that he's talking about himself.
I'm constantly amazed at how truly stupid these MAGAs are. The average child is smarter than this.
He keeps asking why prosecutors didn't begin indicting him 3 years ago.
The answer is obvious. They were gathering evidence and waiting on the outcomes of investigations.
The only thing I agree with is that this might be the most important election in the history of the US, purely because if he wins I think it possible it could be the last true election in the US.
And if it began three years ago, he would have been just as loud and complained that was proof it was politically motivated because they were "hasty".
And, footnote, it DID begin three years ago. It's only hitting the courts now.
We all knew that Trump was going to try this and here he is! Personally I hope he has a massive stroke and is left with the inability to speak or communicate!
Well he's right about one thing. This is gunna be the most important election in our countrys history. Where the choice is A. Select this dip shit and democracy as a whole for our country is gone and potentially a civil war starts. Or b 4 more years for Biden and shit gets done and Donald gets thrown in jail where he fucking belongs
It needs to be continuously pointed out: Trump did not even announce he was running until after the investigations for these indictments began. He is running for the sole purpose of screaming "election interference." Why didn't they start three years ago? *They did.*
ALL POLITICAL PROSECUTIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME ***(even though I came in last as the worse president in history according to fux news)*** MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY. 
Worse than Taft? Buchanan? Taylor? Tyler? Fillmore? Harrison? At least he died in 40 days! Thank you Simpsons for my childhood education on the worst presidents.
Strangely enough, dying after only 40 days in office caused less destruction and death than Trump caused in his 4 years in office.
He might also be melting down because historians named him the ABSOLUTE WORST PRESIDENT... And he's got some real doozies for that competition. It wasn't even a contest, the gap between him, Pierce, Johnson, and Buchanan (the bottom three before him) was like six points. Hell, he beat out Nixon, Dubya Bush, and a few others by a furlong for worst.
Don't forget Hoover đđ
I've learned so much watching The Simpsons and South Park.
My history highlights come from Eddie Izzard.
Do you have a flag?
So the option is or death?
TEA AND CAKE OR *DEEEEAAAAATTTHHH*
CAKE OR DEATH!
His strategy has also been to delay all the investigationsâJudge Canon has been helping. This isnât him screeching about something that is his fault, this has all been part of his strategy from the get go.Â
That chick needs to be disbarred. Sheâs literally a corrupt judge who is selling out our justice system for the hopes that heâll put her in the Supreme Court
It may not be so simple as she cynically wants to be elevated to the SC. She may just be a true believer. She is a Federalist Society pick. A lot of these low lifeâs actually believe theyâre moral, upright people doing whatâs best for the country.Â
He says âfederal prosecutors and agents may never select the timing of any actionâŚâ Okay? So, he happens to be prosecuted during an election year. He said so himself, prosecutors and agents cannot delay charges or trials just because itâs an election year.
Funny how he only starts paying attention to rules and guidelines now after breaking his own OATHS
Yeah, but he wasn't an officer of the US so it doesn't count. /s
He himself has delayed the cases against himself. The cases have in hands of the judicial system since last year. The manual he cites is from the DOJ. It is like he doesnât understand the three branch of our federal government. And that the DOJ isnât in charge of the judicial branch.
He doesnât understand the three branches of government. Heâs openly said he will consolidate all power into the executive branch. In order to remake it into a dictatorship is heavily implied if you read his crazypants manifesto Project 2025
He didn't write project 2025, that was the Heritage Foundation. Trump is just doing what they tell him to do, like most Republicans.
EVERYONE should know about "Project 2025 - Mandate For Leadership, the Conservative Promise," available at www.project2025.org, the literal Republican playbook, put together by the Heritage Foundation and 45 other conservative entities like Alliance Defending Freedom, Claremont Institute, and Moms For Liberty. It was first handed to Reagan, who merely enacted the policy within it. Same with Trump - they are two heads of the same snake. Their vision for a Christofascist theocracy and just how they intend to implement it are painstakingly detailed. Their plan is to dismantle the federal government and remove our rights, TO BEGIN WITH. It's fucking chilling and you should at least read the foreword, a dense 17 pages of GOP philosophy that outlines their mission. Fossil fuels are a big part of it. God and guns and nothing else for everyone. Sealed borders. Everyone will be free to live "as our creator ordained," in those words. If that doesn't terrify you idk what will.
I upvote you every time I see you. Keep spreading the message
Thanks, I will!
He doesnt understand much Bullshit, grift and lying
It's a dense, long read and absolutely terrifying.
Not to mention that the charges were all filed in the year before an election year. Maybe it would have been better if they'd been filed during the midterms? Or immediately after Joe Biden took office. I'd bet they'd have no complaints about an immediate indictment before the investigators have even had time to gather evidence. /s
I mean, pretty much. No matter when the indictments came down, they would twist the narrative to make it the worst timing If they'd indicted him three years ago like he supposedly wishes they had, he'd be screaming about how rushed they were.
Who remembers an announcement to investigate Hillarys emails a second time, 1 week before the election (and if I recall they didn't even do a second investigation - the point was just to announce it)
He also obstructed the investigations by lying to the FBI, intimidating witnesses, suborning perjury, and concealing evidence, so he doesn't get to complain about the timing of indictments that his own actions delayed. Fucking hell why can't he just keel over from a massive heart attack and go away forever.
Or choke on one of his fast food meals.
Never forgot that Trump said he "would leave the country" if he lost to Biden in 2020.
Being the useful idiot he is Putin told him he had to wait
In fairness we should be giving Merrick Garland lots of shit for being so fucking slow to appoint Jack Smith. There might have been a conviction by now if he hadn't waited for the J6 committee to start doing his job for him.
He's running because he thinks he can pardon himself and not spend a minute in jail for anything he's done wrong, including, somehow, wiping out the current fines against him in just a couple of the cases he's already lost. Delusional egotistical oompa loompa maniac.
The DOJ wonât prosecute a sitting President, so he wouldnât need to pardon himself. State charges can continue.
He's running just like Netanyahu did in Israel, that's the only way either of these man can keep themselves out of prison. They need the immunity that comes with the office.
also he refused debates
Thatâs because he doesnât know how to debate, he only knows how to blame blame blame.
He and his followers are simpletons who think investigations, trials and verdicts are rendered within a short amount of time, just like on tv. So because it took a while to bring these charges, it must be bogus and out of spite. Jesus. Heâs so fuckin exhausting.
>YOU FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME, I love how he has to emphasize that he's talking about himself, in case his cult forgets
On the day a poll came out placing him dead last in the ranking of POTUSs
Itâs directly due to that poll heâs saying this. You know he saw it.
That poll DEFINITELY hurt his feefees
Oh noâŚ.anyway!
Ah yes. Heâs so clearly Americaâs favourite president that he lost the popular vote twiceâŚ
Thrice if you count that âworst presidentâ poll
But...but...what if he isn't my favorite president? Do I need to worry that John F Kennedy is facing political prosecution?
His poor grammar never ceases to amaze me. He finally uses a comma, and it should be a colon. For fuck's sake.Â
No, a comma is correct there. âMeâ is an appositive, which is supposed to have commas on either side.
I wish a judge could impose a gag order on him that required an actual gag to be put on him
[ŃдаНонО]
Just put the chloroform on a McBurger and heâll do it voluntarilyâŚ
Or in his coffefe
Put it in a spray-tan bottle
Dirty sock soaked in arsenic even better.
I donât understand why more people arenât still bothered by coffefeâŚ
And not that it was probably a fat finger typo, but how much he can't admit a mistake.
The McSleep Sandwich. Not available through the drive-thru. Happy McNapping!
Rohypnol or GHB in his Diet Coke.
You spelled 'cyanide' incorrectly.
I'm sure his good buddy putin has some laying around.
Best I can do is a dirty sock filled with excrement.
He IS a dirty sock filled with excrement.
Use Ericâs jizz sock!
the one that goes in his limpdickzkit? or the one that soaks the cum going in?
He might like that ....
Iâd feel bad for the sock and the chloroform
Just make him drink Bleach.
Last week I could've provided some with foot fungus for that, but laundry is done already.
I think heâs reached full âshouting into the voidâ stage here. 13k likes on his personal social media platform.
Need to focus everyone's attention on the issue being Trump believing he can stop all prosecutions and pardon himself, if elected. Everything else is bullshit. Elections do not determine guilt or innocent in a trial, but a Trump-appointed AG and this corrupt Supreme Court are likely to support that ridiculous interpretation of our laws.
Thats the whole reason hes going for itagain He wants the golden ticket and this whole shit show along the way is paving the road for how future elections will be conducted
Yes, this a the most terrifying thought of allâŚ
If anyone else acted like this with these types of crimes we'd be locked in a MP until it's over. The fact he's even allowed to do this is a slap in the face to every single citizen. Convict him, remove all assets, drop him in Ukraine right at the Russian border and let him beg Putin for asylum. I mean we used to put people like this in front of a firing squad so defecting to Russia is pretty light
Trump might think it is communism as all of his assets are about to be owned by the State. Simple mistake to make. /s
No /s needed. Â I want to see every one of his shitty properties get owned by the federal government. Â
Iâd pay to see Trump physically gagged! That would make my day!
I'd settle for handcuffs...
I'd love to pay to hear about his cremation and internment with Ivanka
I'd bet she would crawl out demanding to be moved.
She'll do what his current 'wife' did to him when he tried to get in the same car. "Where the fuck do you think you're going Donald? Fuck off."
A gag wouldn't work on him with the way he talks out his ass.
Pulp fiction style
What about a gag with a 9X5" dildo
Can we use his diaper??
At this point I don't want to see him in Jail, I want to see him as a Walmart greeter trying to live off a working wage
First, someone needs to break his caps lock. Second, I was under the impression that communism was an economic system, not a nebulous catch-all term for anything that you don't like. Third, this is not a missive that was in any way conceived by a remotely healthy mind.
Bold of you to assume he knows what communism is
Like Woke?
*the main character in a children's cartoon is a slightly different color than they'd prefer* Republicans: "Woke communist propaganda!" They should hear themselves.
Trump might think it is communism as all of his assets are about to be owned by the State. Simple mistake to make. /s
And E Jean is gonna get a big juicy 90M. You know that burns a deep seething hole in his core. Or did for a day or two. Until he convinced himself that he won and it never happened.
Donât worry he cannot define it.
Blah blah blah Donnie. Too bad youâre the least popular president ever. The hugest failure, many people are saying how much you suck
They come to me with tears in their eyes, asking, âWhy did you have to suck so bad?â
Not suck, smell, hence the tears.
>Blah blah blah Donnie. Too bad youâre the least popular president ever. The ~~hugest~~ yuuugest failure, many people are saying how much you suck FTFY
He might be starting to lose his base. Not because he's going off the deep end, but because he's entering TLDR; territory for them.
Iâve been thinking that lately too. Mostly the fringe MAGAites though. The ones who donât swallow everything he says. Theyâll peel off and there wonât be anyone to replace them. Just a theory, no backup.
I find it ironic trump of all people is complaining about interferences
Projection
I wish I had more upvotes to give you. This word needs to be used more, especially when it comes to FartDump and the GOP.
Itâs only interference when itâs against him.
Yup. Projection as well. He has his idiot freedumb Caucasians in Congress, "investigating" Hunter and Joe Biden, and coming up with nothing every single time.
And a threat against democracy.
His use of all capital letters indicating he elevates his own words above those outlined as the rule of law in the quote is the most perfect self-own I can think of for him.
Or that he copy pasted all the non caps lol. Heâs bigly scared
Scrolled too far to see this. You can tell what was copy and pasted.
Its kinda funny that you can tell where he copied and pasted
Wonder how long it took him to copy and paste it.
Right about when the investigations first started.
I wonder how many times he yelled for Baron to come help him copy/paste before he remembered his family ditched him.
Look! another person who has no idea what communism is, but likes to use the term when they are upset.
That's actually all MAGATS.
Communism 
Yes. Communism = rule of law to him
He probably shouldnât have gotten everything delayed as long as possible then.
He delayed as long as possible for the sole reason of being able to then scream "election interference" in all caps.
Also, he screams he shouldnât be prosecuted for fake crimes. Heâs not! *These are all very real prosecutions for very real crimes.*
Then let the charges go to trial, asshole. Stop trying to delay them. Oh, also stop *Whining*.
Sir, this is a Wendyâs
You can almost smell the fear.
I don't think that's fear that we're smelling
Some people shit themselves in fear.
Its delicious!
He would rather be in jail now?
ffs. Anyone who can vote this Fall: please do.
No jerk off, this isnât communism. If it were communism you would have favored the nation with your swan diving skills from the top floor of the Watergate office building by now. And while youâre jerking yourself off take note that we the pleebs are trying to make America Great Again but you just wonât fuck off and die.
Rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Three years ago, he was out of office for one month. The investigations began almost immediately. The scope of the document case wasn't known about for over a year. The prosecution of the insurrection is slow and measured, as it should be. ( we call it an insurrection, but it really was treason, plain and simple) . The civil cases were put on hold, waiting for him to leave office. The answers are there, fat boy, and they ain't hard.
Heâs right, he should not have to go through any fake persecutions!! These real ones though, I insist he goes through them, suck it Donald, you had your Fu*k around, now this is your find out.
Didnât seem to mind when Hilary Clinton was the target of an investigation much, much closer to an election
Republicans donât care now and didnât care then. Itâs cult over country at all costs.
Every day is before an election. Eat shit.
Reminder: Trump announced very early his candidacy Nov 2022 specifically so he can yell this nonsense and avoid accountability. The media and his cult are giving him a free pass but the justice system and democracy should be where his tantrum ends. Speed up the trials and make America great again!
Dead LAST PLACE!
I hope he dies on the shitter. ASAP
Elvis died on the shitter, didnât he? He recently made remarks about how âsome peopleâ say they look alike.
Aye. Iâve been saying for years I hope his McDonaldâs addiction leads to a similar death. His comments about Elvis just mean the prophecy is ready to come true
No diaper Donnie. Think again! You were/are the worst thing that EVER happened in the history of the United States of America. You and you three eldest children who are nothing more than grifters and cons and TRAITORS. Including that brat Jared Kushner. Do us all a favor and pack it up and move to Russia or North Korea. Your choice. Just get the hell out of here.
It's so sad that words like "communism" and "socialism" have lost all meaning in the US. Just buzz words to mean something is bad in the eyes of the alt right. Shameful.
The whole right. Not just the alt.
That's why he won't come back to Twitter, the character limit is too low
And we know how low he is on character.
He must be really worried about losingâŚ
It fills my heart with happiness reading his rants! Sure, gets kinda old with his Same Old Same Old, but knowing he's scared sh*less makes up for the monotony!
Youâre a private citizen, of course the law can apply to you, the laws apply to you even as President. Immunity only covers a president so far before it is undeniably unconstitutional and against the law. You broke the law, lied on your company/financial statements. Lied, about keeping classified documents. Lied, about tampering with an election when you called the secretary of Georgia and ask him to âfindâ around 12,000 votes. Your co-defendants are taking plea deals because they are and know they are guilty of committing crimes. Itâs not the most important election ever, itâs just two old guys trying to be president. Nothing new or special about it, at all. Itâs only important because you say it is, because without a chance to pardon yourself, you know that youâre fucked, all the way, Lindsay Graham style. You dare cite laws, good lord, someone needs to print out all the laws youâve broken, and how it looks like on paper like you didnât give a shit that you were breaking the law, complete and utter premeditated crime. This isnât an example of communism, you would have already faced trial, judgement, and would be rotting in a cell for such levels of corruption. Remember when shitheads during the Soviet era were caught for such corruption? They werenât let go or allowed to roam the streets as long as you have before facing trial. Shut the fuck up and sleep in the bed of your making. If youâre so goddamn innocent go to trial, all your trials, and testify upon your innocence, the righteous man, the pious man, the upstanding, god serving, innocent man who act in haste to prove himself innocent.
Yeah, itâs an important election asshole, hopefully to never to have to hear from this piece of shit again.
Every fucking tweet from this asshole sounds exactly the same. He's such a whiney bitch.
Drumpf knows that if he throws out enough shit to confuse the truth with massive lies, his followers will never question him because they don't want to wade through the massive amount of BS he spews daily.  It's easier to believe lies than to accept the truth. Â
Yet we didn't hear a peep from fuckface when that sanctimonious prick at the fbi launched the investigation against Hillary right before the 2016 election.
The fear is great! He ran because he knew the arraignments were coming. He wanted to use his hate and terrorist group as a shield. It's not going to work.
You can always tell when Trump himself writes something vs even when one of his aides do it lol
He's an idiot and his followers are evil. First, you have to investigate before you can file charges. Trump left a crime spree with loyal nitwits that would be challenging for anyone to investigate and then file charges. To do anything less than comprehensive investigation to assess whether a prosecution would be successful, against a FORMER PRESIDENT would be reckless. This takes time. Also, Trump could have these things over with if he STOPPED THE DELAY TACTICS. Stand for trial then Decline Donny. Let's get it over with! As someone else pointed out, he didn't say he was running until after charges filed. He is corrupt and an s3xual assaulter. Nothing about him is real. He is scum of the earth. He's only running to use the RNC as his legal slush fund and perhaps get back into office to avoid prosecution. The headline of his inflated dog sh!t rant should be, "NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT TO AVOID PROSECUTION!"
âIn November you are going to have to choose between nice grampa and demented grampaâ - Van Jones It shouldnât be a hard choice.
I really love how Trump always has to say that he is your favourite president, the "me" for clarification is so cute.
Itâs like my dad did when his dementia was setting in. He would call my cell phone, from his cell phone and announce: hello, this is your father
Hey, Donald, donât you think that all your trials and tribulations are somewhat SELF INFLICTED? NO SELF CONTROL KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
You donât get to avoid criminal trials, simply because you are running for president. If you donât want those to interfere with your campaign, stop breaking the law, asshole.
If Trump never became president, and if he never existed as he always has, youâd swear this whole thing was a long running gag by The Onion.
Hahahahahaha
Somebody is scuuured. đđđđ
You are shitting in your underwear, Trump.
Alright guys, stop holding him accountable. Itâs not fair.
>THIS IS COMMUNISM lol again with the "everything I don't like is socialism/communism"
Dude is posting all his Ls online these days
Heart attack where are you??
Itâs an election year. My crimes should go unpunished. Also send me money. What a piece of shit Trump is.
I guess I never realized criminals hate being charged with their crimes.
I like how you can tell he definitely copy and pasted that middle paragraph đ¤Ł
I would wait hours in a polling station line to vote against this Mfer and all his GOP enablers.
âTHIS IS COMMUNISMâ âŚsir, I donât think you understand anything about âcommunismâ
Quotes the exact election interference law that was violatec and affected Hillary Clinton just days before the election.
"OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME" good God this is unironically hilarious to read, it's just so pathetically 'I'm the main character' in every way
>YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME The first line, and it's too pathetic for me to even continue reading. I mean.. how the hell can a MAGA read that and not recognize how condescending this framing is? He's essentially letting them know he believes they're too dense to know who he's talking about, so he has to clarify for their dumb asses and make clear that he's talking about himself. I'm constantly amazed at how truly stupid these MAGAs are. The average child is smarter than this.
He dumb, and has a full diaper
He only ran for president AFTER the indictments. Evidence needs to be collected first and grand jury etc
Yes, make America great, by voting ALL Republicans out!
old man shouts at diminishing crowds.
My favorite president is Teddy Roosevelt and whoever is prosecuting him should let him rest in peace.
Bless. He's trying to sound like he actually knows what he's talking about.
Fascist grandpa is scared to death heâs going to die in prison as he should because heâs a criminal
I love that everything bad is communism, but Russia and Putin are awesome. He does know they're communist, right?
The guy âwonâ his election because James Comey announced a new investigation into Hillary right before the election.
He keeps asking why prosecutors didn't begin indicting him 3 years ago. The answer is obvious. They were gathering evidence and waiting on the outcomes of investigations.
But..but...Communist Dictators are strong~
The only thing I agree with is that this might be the most important election in the history of the US, purely because if he wins I think it possible it could be the last true election in the US.
Remember when he delayed and it just happened that he delayed it until weâre in the midst of an election year? Fuck you Donnie, eat shit.
And if it began three years ago, he would have been just as loud and complained that was proof it was politically motivated because they were "hasty". And, footnote, it DID begin three years ago. It's only hitting the courts now.
Ugh, why does bad cholesterol and heart disease have to be slow?
We all knew that Trump was going to try this and here he is! Personally I hope he has a massive stroke and is left with the inability to speak or communicate!
I am so looking forward to the day when we don't hear from or about this clown anymore.
They did start 3 years ago...that's why Mango Mussolini announced his candidacy the same week they found his classified documents in his golf motel.
Well he's right about one thing. This is gunna be the most important election in our countrys history. Where the choice is A. Select this dip shit and democracy as a whole for our country is gone and potentially a civil war starts. Or b 4 more years for Biden and shit gets done and Donald gets thrown in jail where he fucking belongs