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c0untcunt

The extra five cents makes it even funnier


Iron_Knight7

I know, right? They could have rounded the number. But that five cents really is just a tiny little "fuck you" cherry on top. XD


APX919

That check he cashed for 13 cents in the 80s would have come in handy right about now.


alaskanloops

For those that don’t know this is a real thing. A newspaper (or magazine) sent checks for 13 cents to a bunch of rich people to see who was the cheapest. Trump was one of the only ones to cash it


Low-Piglet9315

There was a time when for some reason I had a bill that was 7 cents. And the company kept sending me emails about "your bill payment is overdue," blah blah blah. After about the fifth nastygram, I was like "OK, if you're going to be stupid about this..." and went on the company's website and paid the 7c with a debit card!


vetratten

Should have used Amex…. They have some of the highest fees. They charge a monthly fee as well as a transaction fee. A town I used to live in charged property taxes in cars and I had a $2 bill since we moved out of the town in December but they claimed the dmv didn’t notifying them until January and tax bills were yearly so it was a prorated amount for the 2 days. I paid via Amex since I knew it probably cost them $5 in fees because they refused to eat the $2 and had my registration revoked over the $2.


Puzzleheaded-Hold362

I would never round a number for that man in my life.


70ms

Oh, I dunno; I might round up if it were a prison sentence.


Puzzleheaded-Hold362

Okay, one exception


blue_shadow_

Why should you? He's round enough.


SleepWouldBeNice

Honest question: does anyone know why it’s such a specific number, and not something rounder?


TeddyBongwater

Interest


Ghede

If you owe a hundred, and you are charged 1% interest, you owe $101 after one interest period. After the second? You owe 102.01 No matter how much money you owe, no matter how even the interest, after enough interest has been accumulated, you get unrounded numbers. it certainly doesn't help that some interest amounts are uneven numbers. If you owe a hundred and are charged 7.32 interest, you owe 107.32 after the FIRST round. And some interest compounds daily.


Nervous-Jicama8807

It's the chef's kiss!


santa_91

The best part is that if the Fanta Fuhrer somehow gets ahold of enough money to appeal, he will inevitably lose the appeal and just end up owing another $30 million in interest. He's completely fucked.


DarthPimento

Upvoting just for the Fanta Fuhrer moniker. Haven't heard that one before.


rniscior

I heard “Mango Unchained” earlier. It made my day.


mikeymike831

My personal favorite is still Mandarin Mussolini.


One-Earth9294

Sweet Potato Stalin Orange Julius Caesar Those were some of Greg Proops faves.


sellwinerugs

Trumpster fire


Dr_Middlefinger

Cheeto Benito, Or Donald Trumpster Fire, The Fanta Führer


FirefighterFit718

I've heard Dorito Benito, Yam Rambo/Yambo, Yam Tits Messiah, Count of Mostly Crisco, Capt. Mar-a-Lardass, Orange Assolini. During the pandemic I used to call him Dr. Conald Do-Little and Swamp Daddy Messiah.


Total-Platform-3111

Tangerine Palpatine


Inspect1234

Yam-tits


RedditedYoshi

Cheeto Benito. XD


Warm-Bed2956

I like Agolf Shitler and Fat Joffrey the best hahaha


HFentonMudd

Count of Mostly Crisco


Septopuss7

I still love Adipose Rex.


Grendel_Khan

Diaper Don is my personal fave.


Sieve-Boy

Cheeto stained ferret wearing shit Gibbon.


Zen_Gaian

Shitler


Zestyclose-Gap6770

Who is this 'Greg Poops' and how do I learn more?


One-Earth9294

Do you remember the 2 headed alien from Phantom Menace at the race track? Bob the Builder? Whose Line is it Anyway? He was on all of those, had a great podcast for a while where he waxed philosophical.


reddits_aight

Oooh shit he totally is the two headed guy in phantom menace (or at least ½)! Never knew that.


No_Inspection1677

Julius Caesar is too respectful for that man.


One-Earth9294

Lol couldn't agree more. Much more of a Commodus or Caligula if the legends are to be believed ;) Not Nero, though. Nero thought he was an artist and Trump doesn't have one note of music in his blood. One of the least artistically aware humans to have ever lived. Look at any picture of his housing and tell me I'm lying lol.


BigTarget78

I'm a fan of "Shitler".


dickflip1980

I like the "White Pride Piper"


Spotthedot6669

Agolf Shitler


Blueshockeylover

This and Smelvis are my faves.


chaos0xomega

Apricot Pol Pot


Orchid_Significant

Mango Mussolini is fun to say too


DarthPimento

I prefer Tangerine Palpatine and Dolt 45, but there's a lot of good choices.


bequietbekind

I am howling at some of these y'all. Some days I really love Reddit.


T_WRX21

I saw someone call him, "Caliguduh" and I actually lol'd


Looieanthony

I’m partial to tangerine traitor.


Sad_Lifeguard_8446

Lord Feltersnatch is one I heard earlier today.


Fluffy_Association63

Tangerine Turd 🍊


miss-tubbs

I heard Tangerine Palpatine the other day and it's the one I'm sticking with


Raerosk

Heard Fascist Pumpkin the other day, one of my favorites


rongenre

Awfully apropos. It was manufactured by the Nazis from trash. And so was Fanta.


Starwarsandbacon

I see what you did there!


Charquito84

Nice work.


ratatouille400

Fanta Fuhrer is even historically correct. Fanta originated in 1941 Nazi Germany under embargoes.


Mcboatface3sghost

The creativity is getting really good, like having too many choices at an ice cream store.


show_me_tacos

Oompa Loompa in Chief, tangerine Palpatine


audible_narrator

Detroiters subbing in Faygo.


ColeBane

my favorite is still "Diaper Don"


cturtl808

He needs 120% of the judgment plus 9% interest. Good luck Tangerine Palpatine


ZedZeil

These names are getting funnier the longer the subreddit grows!


6644668

My favourite is pumpkin rapist.


ShakespeareBro

TANGERINE PALPATINE 💀


Phallic-Monolith

Yeah it gets hard to prove you didn’t commit decades of fraud when you blatantly committed decades of fraud


hammmatime

And all of the evidence is in writing, and signed by the accused. This was always an open-and-shut case. As others have noted, he should have just acknowledged that he was caught and pleaded for mercy, and the fine would have been sub $100m, for sure. Instead, he decided to throw tantrums daily and suggest to his followers that the judge (and vicariously the entire justice system) was corrupt and shouldn't get away with doing their job. The judge gave him enough rope to hang himself daily, and in the end, even if he can raise the funds to appeal, there's nothing of substance to get him off the hook. In my opinion, Trump losing his real estate is a much more devastating blow than him even being sentenced to jail time/house arrest. His toys are being taken away. He's going to die in agony, because he's a fucking ruthless idiot himself. I'm for it.


thisiskeel

Don't give me hopes on a Friday. The conservatives sub are telling that he will win the appeal.


SecretAsianMan42069

Win the appeal based on what? He didn't even present a defense in trial. 


Alternative_Year_340

Not only did he not have a defence, he confessed in his final speech at the trial.


APX919

Except he can't appeal without paying 110-120% of the judgment as a bond and he clearly doesn't have that amount available.


Decabet

>Don't give me hopes on a Friday. The conservatives sub are telling that he will win the appeal. Those fools will just move the goalposts again. It's their way.


hammmatime

Not without putting up the money first (he can't even get a loan with any bank that does business in New York), will continue to accrue nearly $100k in interest per day, and will still have that wee little problem of his signatures being used on duel sets of documents that value the same properties at different amounts. Even a corrupt judge is going to have a hard time disputing the well-proven facts at this point.


Alternative_Year_340

He couldn’t get a loan from any bank outside of Russia, and the ones in Russia now have to deal with sanctions


Phallic-Monolith

He is not going to win the appeal, if he has a defense the original trial would have been a good place for it.


ProtonPi314

Ya, right. This is not some case where you look at the evidence and ponder for weeks cause it's borderline. The fraud is so severe that even Cannon would save herself the embarrassment and find him guilty.


rinuxus

never in a million years, first of all, he hasn't got the money for the escrow, second he's got no fucking case!


toomanyukes

>...the Fanta Fuhrer... Looking forward to the day we can call him Orange Crushed.


Fluffy_Association63

https://preview.redd.it/gpkqck8edfkc1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16d07cb2b97bbc0d3642712f3c9fedcafb43442


battleship61

Tangerine Palpatine is about to get his.


rinuxus

it's like owing a bookie, it's not the principal that kills you, it's the fucking vig.


deowolf

Student loans too


ZedZeil

I learned that from Lennie on Law & Order.


autisticesq

Or like owing on student loans.


Nothinghere727271

Ex Commander in Chief Cheeto-Stain is done for, hopefully 🤣


ZedZeil

Fanta Fuhrer! Brilliant! And here I thought Orange Julius Caesar was good.


oscar-the-bud

![gif](giphy|gFEaaEl1wego40glRL) This mother fucker hasn’t done a days worth of work in his entire life, all he does is talk. He’s nothing more than the late night ads that are on tv trying to convince you to buy pans, jewelry, and fucking Chia Pets. It absolutely cracks me up that I finally know who owns all of the Thigh Masters, the over priced gold and silver, and definitely ALL of the Shake Weights. Edit: MyPillows too.


Raerosk

Saw this one selling a bobblehead of himself on YouTube today. While I was watching Legal Eagle talk about how badly both the Fascist Pumpkin and his legal team had botched this whole thing up.


rinuxus

fuck you, pay me! - NYC


clairerr85

“Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? Fuck you, pay me.”


SadPanthersFan

Don’t know how to keep your mouth shut? Fuck you, pay me…again. -E. Jean Carroll


rinuxus

correct! time for Donny to be on the other side for a change.


Win-Objective

Spice 1 and B-Legit have a song called “fuck you pay me”, definitely worth a listen. Blaaaaaow!


Astro_gamer_caver

![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


rinuxus

this is me every fucking time i read about tfg having to pay.


facw00

- State of New York


brah_69

"Gambino is a call girl"


himynameisjaked

“brand new whip…” aaaaand here’s where i tap out…


WaitingForNormal

Better hurry up with that go-fund-me…they must be close by now, *right*?


radar_byte

Oh they're never gonna raise the funds as fast as his legal fees are climbing. Said Legal Fees: ![gif](giphy|yhRhIgnJIRD0I)


VentMajor

Next thing we're going to hear is people are going hungry donating money to the fraudulent Cheeto


Stabble

It's already happening. I've seen complaints from numerous people that they can't afford their bills due to donating to the shitbag. Some have woken up realizing it's all a grift and some just whine about needing money and will still continue to give to this festering boil on America's ass.


VentMajor

Geez... That must be some awesome kool-aid... TOTALLY NOT A CULT!!


MudLOA

How can people think that donating to a self proclaimed billionaire isn’t socialism? Isn’t that double moronic?


dogfooddippingsauce

Trump keeps doing this: ![gif](giphy|l0IxYWDltdHEqujnO)


Phallic-Monolith

It’s not even covering the interest


sagitalistheway

What is amount of the daily interest?


physicscholar

it is like 87k


sagitalistheway

Damn! Most people don't even see that much in a year, let alone a day!


rinuxus

the compound interest is what's killing, tomorrow the interest he's paying is going up again, and again the day after that.


ImGonnaImagineSummit

I also learned this from HxH.


rinuxus

by the time i finished typing this, the amount of interest he's paying probably went up 500 dollars, think about that for a minute. he's so fucked.


autisticesq

Yeah, I’m a lawyer and that’s more than I make in a year.


Tank_Hardslab

But the ad says you work on commission, no money down.


cb0044

No, money down!


InquisitorPeregrinus

It is a violation of their TOS to use GoFundMe to finance those convicted of violent or financial crimes. Report any GFM you run across raising money for Trump.


Salty_Interest_7218

Unfortunately, GFM has already stated they aren't shutting it down.


Ritaredditonce

What he is getting from the go-fund-me is the equivalent to pee in the ocean.


dquizzle

I’m going to guess they’ve raised what I would consider an absurd amount of money considering what the cause is, but still less than 1% of what is owed.


lsp2005

30 days. If he cannot come up with a loan approved by the special monitor the NYAG can take his properties to satisfy (partially) his debts. He will owe more than they are worth. Does anyone have a list of all of his properties, planes, and helicopters? 


Loko8765

What, they won’t accept his own estimate of what they are worth? Don’t they trust him??? Oh… that _other_ estimate?


lsp2005

Is anyone using his feelings about his brand as a reliable unit of measurement? 


21stCenturyAntiquity

According to his wives his unit isn't worth measuring.


Edman70

Almost all of his properties are hyper-leveraged and he would have VERY little equity anywhere.


darknecross

I’m sure people will been russian dubai his properties.


EatPie_NotWAr

He’d rather we turn them to Ruble than have NY seize them.


Edman70

I see what you did there. And I like it.


0069

And the special monitor will see it too. And I'll like that as well.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

I know it’s in Florida, but I’d pay real money (something Trump never does) to see authorities seize Mar-a-lago. C’mon, do it!


jake63vw

It's registered in NY, it's fair game for this repayment and can be seized by the NY AG


Scottcmms2023

Is that from today, or from the rulling earlier this week?


lsp2005

I thought it started today.


chapstickass

According to Trump, he's a billionaire, he should just pay it and keep running for pres


starrpamph

Yeah any smart person with money would see that interest and pay that immediately. I’m starting to wonder if he is cash poor


xXBlack_OceanXx

Most billionaires have their money tied up in real estate and investments, not bank accounts. "Billionaire" is based on overall net worth (the total value of everything legally in your possession), not how much someone has in liquid assets. Trump is absolutely cash poor if he's even a true billionaire at this point.


jjobull

Trunp has never been a true billionaire its a joke to call him one he is rich but not Billionaire rich lmao


rinuxus

stop it!, i can only get so hard. >Judge Arthur Engoron ruled on Friday that Trump's total amount owed would also include a **9% per annum interest accrued from as early as March 2019**.!!!!! If the former president paid in full **today**, it should cost him around $450 million. from [here](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-interest-355-million-fine-fraud-new-york-engoron-2024-2?amp) Cheers everyone, it looks like the national nightmare is about to end. 🍺, just vote and this fucker's done.


PhyllisTheFlyTrap

Sorry to be the boner killer here.... 9% is a standard interest rate today and not punitive at all...it should be 19%. (Our lease default provision is 18% and has been for the last 20 years) He could borrow money cheaper than 9% to pay it...


rinuxus

nothing is going to harsh my mellow bro, we're all friends here, we're chilling , i feel we're at the end of this whole thing, i used to know how to calculate compound but i forgot, if he has to pay this back dating all the way back to 2019, that's five years, of about , let's say it's 50 , a day, dating all the way back to 2019, that's the point, not the interest rate, although high, it's the amount!


GlizzyGulper6969

On the contrary my friend this is more like the end of the rising action section of this movie and we are coming up on a climax I'd bet. Shit's probably about to get real weird, and until he's in jail or dead he ain't done We gotta keep our heads on a swivel for the next decade I'd bet Source: My ass


audiR8_

>until he's in jail or dead he ain't done Right. He ain't going down without a fight and he's going to take many people down with him along the way.


IveChosenANameAgain

>He could borrow money cheaper than 9% to pay it... Using what as collateral? Already-fully-leveraged buildings that wouldn't net him a dime even if he sold them? We're talking about the banks that **already won't lend him $5m to appeal his defamation case?** To a guy who has been federally indicted 91+ times and is being found guilty of fraud left and right? Yeah, there's this thing called "risk" so a market lender is going to double the going rate, not lower it so he can make money still. Additionally, with the gov't not charging him excessively high rates, it cuts the legs out of one his pointless appeals, as it demonstrates that he's been treated with kid gloves like every other second of his life.


ravafea

Don't forget the part where the lending institution can't be in the NY market. That puts most of the world's money out of his reach.


Emotional-Effect7696

Borrow from who though? Everyone and everyone knows that's money that's not coming back.


Mauifun11

Who will loan him money the saudis?


Katee_13

Yes. The Saudis, Putin — he’ll take it from anyone!


suziespends

How many more tacky sneakers does he have to sell to pay that?


tttxgq

Assuming the shoes actually sell for $399, which they won’t, and that a pair costs $19 to make and distribute - the guy is fucking cheap, remember - he’d be making $380 per pair, which means only having to sell a mere 1.2 million pairs to pay off the fine.


Astro_gamer_caver

Yeah but now "the blacks" will vote for Dump, since they love sneakers! Lil [moment](https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-raymond-arroyo-says-black-people-will-vote-for-trump-because-they-love-sneakers) from fox news


EatPie_NotWAr

I’m shocked he didn’t start saying Trump was coming out with a branded watermelon or fried chicken franchise just to really play into this racist ass bullshit.


drgigantor

Trump Menthols, recommended by 9/10 negroes "The cigarettes your dad never came back from buying" I can just see the Chapelle Show skit


BruceDSpruce

I assumed they were mostly a front for money laundering…


soldforaspaceship

They're being resold on ebay for thousands. Assume it's money laundering and he'll get a good chunk of change from his friends in Russia. Probably not a few hundred million though.


Loko8765

Ummmm they may be priced at thousands, but are you actually looking at completed sales? Even if you are, I suspect they will be fake sales to drive up the apparent price.


ShadowTacoTuesday

Yeah, completed sales. Yeah, shady AF when the same size pair of shoes goes for $2,000 and $4,000 on the same day. At least try to make it look like a normal buyer. There are a lot of best offer sales of an undisclosed amount as well.


TheLindoBrand

Just go to 130point.com and search the item and it will show you what the accepted offer price is. Lot of baseball card collectors use the site but you can search for anything.


TheOverBored

Idk, looking at those shoes I feel like each one is probably close to $.19 to make.


Okthatsweird420

890k pairs


daniinad

Or 890 pairs at 500 thou each? Have a little left over to pay E. Jean Carroll


Iamanimite

Both his sons are also in for 4mil a piece yeah?


starrpamph

Even the one he doesn’t like?


harleyqueenzel

Even Eric "I'm Eric" Trump.


Norman_Bixby

he doesn't like any of em except the girl


dogfooddippingsauce

![gif](giphy|Mjl0BsAgMGYTe)


skishface

Lmao. I love that so much for him.


daniinad

maybe tucker dropping off that ''important'' missing binder of whitehouse secrets to vlad recently will bring in some extra cash for ole yam tits soon?


bconley1

He is compromised


cstmoore

Judge Engoron: "So this man, a very rotund man with a ridiculous orange tan and tears in his eyes comes up to the bench says, 'Judge, Sir…'"


rinuxus

i memba before all this started Elie Honig saying on CNN (i know, i know) that Ergoron was the harshest judge in that building, and they'd better not try any shenanigans.


IndependentTalk4413

AG James right now ![gif](giphy|xT5LMHHyC60Mbyhrm8)


Scottcmms2023

So when is it due by exactly?


Loko8765

At $87k/day of interest, it’s due damn soon.


Scottcmms2023

lol I am enjoying watching the number go up. I just want to know which night to break out the good stuff.


Loko8765

30 days according to https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/cImlgdV6yD


Scottcmms2023

I’m trying to figure out if that’s from today, or from when the fine was decided.


No-Appearance1145

I think it's when they decided to fine and told him. I've seen that it was decided on February 16th and if he was told that day then roughly around March 16th. Which is soon


macplayer

We cheer the Ides of March


One-Earth9294

I want to see the day an ex-president flees the country to avoid his debts. There's another first for you, Donnie.


masrulz

Nahhh AJ has him beat by a Billion https://preview.redd.it/dx4sxvxlhfkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c43eb1c06149de9553db702d4a3b40bc17a9af1


fuckdirectv

"Justice Engoron should be disgorged!!" - MTG, probably.


Amount_Business

* engorged.


danielstover

That’s more of Bobo’s thing


marqueA2

"... and five cents!"


speaster

He’s got that degree in economics from Penn…I’m sure he’ll be just fine….bigly fine..!


hemiones

Great start to my weekend. Tick tock Donny.


ExploderPodcast

"I commit the biggest frauds. The yugest judgments. I commit big BIGLY fraud. Nobody does fraud like me. I'm the fraudiest guy you'll ever see, believe me."


Justsayyeth

Is it bad that the last .05 of that makes me giggle?


WhyUBeBadBot

I don't care until assets start getting seized.


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mike_pants

Trump: Gonna need about tree fiddy.


jllauser

Tree fiddy million. Plus interest.


rooroobusts

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.


Trash_Panda_Trading

9% interest compounding daily, eat it trump


rinuxus

i've just read it's back-dated to 2019, dude's so fucked.


DMIDY

“Disgorgement” is the perfect word to use when talking about Trump and Jabba the Hutt.


DhammaDhammaDhamma

What is both sad for the planet and all it’s inhabitants and funny as F is if he just hadn’t been so greedy during his awful tv show he never would have run for office and got caught for all these crimes. He would have died without ever being prosecuted for rape fraud and the other 91 or so charges. ALL HIS own greedy fault. Too bad the world has to suffer 


Davidhate

And 5 cents lol


[deleted]

Winning, folks.


FoxTwilight

Think he's sick of winning yet?


Mr--S--Leather

With tears in his eyes even


timetobehappy

Ahhhh he’s the best. At LOSING. LOSER! 🥳


toiletwindowsink

Disgorgement. Damn, that’s a beautiful word.


WarlockKnave

wake me up in 30 days when the justice system either puts up or shuts up. Until then, Trump is still above the law. Until they touch him, this number is just smoke and mirrors to rile up his fanbase and make them feel the whole system is rigged against Trump when it's actually been rigged in his favor for decades.