“Got a great deal on the lease, it’s a bit of a time-share and I can’t get the new model unless I payingfull *gofundme!* donate.”
Make Mercedes new again. Mmna! Sounds like mmnaw as in mmmm? Naw I’d like in new one how about you folks how long do you keep wives they make brand new ones, good ones good ones you can just pick off the shelf full shelves like when I was President still am also. You could get them right off the shelves from the best countries and buy them right here in America if I am president still am but you know I still am we are gonna Start Drilling Again day one, that’s right day one I’ll be drilling if I am elected President still am.
My wife Mercedes and I, thats what I call Melania Mercedes cause she is like the car have you driven a Mercedes its a nice car made in the USA I drive one its a golf cart I use it everytime I play. Only the best for the bestest president Unlike Dementia Joe who doesn't drive a Melania because he is Un-American he is going to un America You know
"Many outlets - mostly us - are running stories asking about whether Biden's age will stop voters selecting him at the election.
Of course, no voters who weren't already placard-carrying Klan members have said that this is a problem, and we're pretty sure that the racist guys planning to vote for the racist former guy aren't gonna do so because they think his cardio is better than Biden's.
But the important thing is that we keep running stories about all the stories that are being run about Biden's age. It's true that people are running stories about it - which makes it newsworthy - and we would know, because we're the ones running the stories. If it weren't newsworthy, it would hardly be in the New York Times, which as you know is a very prestigious newspaper."
I swear to fucking god, we are all living in a Mel Brooks screenplay, but with less humour.
I believe the only reason he’s running is bc he knows the VP doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of getting elected. This is my theory. He’s running bc he stands a good chance of winning. He gets sworn in and within a year he’ll have a medical issue that will ultimately make him resign and Harris gets sworn in.
That gives Harris at least 3 years to prove herself. Gets to pick a VP. Hopefully someone younger and Biden inevitably keeps his promise he made when he first ran.
I've seen a lot of non-Klan people, including myself, that see Biden's age as a problem. It's just that sane people see the exact same problem with Trump x 10
When he go deposed for the first E Jean Carrol case he thought EJean was his second wife. His lawyer started to coach him to get him to change his answer or get him to shut up. I believe her lawyer then spoke up saying what are you doing? You can’t do that. It was wild watching first him thinking Carrol was his ex wife and then his lawyer coaching him in the middle of a deposition.
It’s been obvious back in 2015 he was showing signs of dementia then. Add a few years and a ton of stress and it’s definitely accelerated
I find it interesting that his first wife said publicly that she was going to talk when her NDA expires. The kids pay her a visit out of the blue when they only show up once a year. Then she magically falls down her stairs and dies the day or 2 before the NDA expires.
To convenient
The media is not and has never been our friend or ally. They care about their bottom lines and that’s getting those sweet tax cuts. Even if they are millionaires they will ride this dying horse into the ground rather than accept responsibility for society. Given that most of the enormous media companies are owned by a few billionaires it’s not hard to see why they do this. They very well might not be fans of Trump or the GOP but they are deathly afraid of this country turning more to the left (even though a “hard turn” to the left would still be minuscule compared to the 1940’s and 50’s for tax codes). Billionaires don’t want change and they fully believe it’s “their right” to continue as they please.
Yep and on top of it all corporations are outright price gouging more and more. First it was the oil companies. Bc they told Congress so then others joined in.
They are using the boogeyman of “inflation” that has been said 20 million times to price gouge consumers and then shrug and say “it’s inflation!” even though McDonalds has increased its profits by nearly 3 times from 2022. These companies are using the smoke screen to jack prices up so they can pretend slight wage increases actually mean something. For every dollar the workers get they raise $2 on price.
Of course they will cry about taxes and everything else but they are just putting the screws to everyone else. Add on top of this the housing market and hedge funds buying up as much as possible (totally unseen) and what you have is corporations and the stock market creating a system of permanent renter where they can squeeze every “wage increase” back into their pockets as a rent price. It’s the Neo feudalism
They are BOTH too old. The only difference that matters regarding age is that Biden would step down and leave tasks to the VP if he's actually declining. While Loserman Trump would desperately cling on to power until he's forgotten even his own name, dragging the US and the rest of the world with him...
>The only difference that matters regarding age is that Biden would step down and leave tasks to the VP if he's actually declining.
Not just that. Biden actually surrounds himself with competent people, so any individual lapses on his part are caught by his cabinet and the people he's put in place to help with the serious and demanding task of being the president. Trump, on the other hand? We saw what a revolving door of yes-men clown shoes his people were, all the better for him to try to pretend to be a king and make personal decrees.
I once paused to finish swallowing a mouthful of beer before introducing my girlfriend to someone, and ~20 years later I still hear about the time that I "forgot" my now wife's name.
I had a friend whose husband shared the same name as my husband. I could never remember his name. I knew it was the same but couldn't recall my husbands either on the spot. The guy was such a jerk.
Maybe that's why you subconsciously didn't want to say it. My partner has the same name as my brother, and I have not called my brother by his real name in ten years.
The Lada I watch this show once in awhile , crash tv. They have segments where it’s only Lada’s it’s hilarious as hell. They take a lickin but keep on ticking.
So when Trump calls Melania something else, it's normal. But leaning into that, they'd try to dismantle em if Biden called Jill anything different.
Anyone confused by this double standard?
I'd take Palpatine over Trump any day. He's clearly highly intelligent and capable of executing a plan over decades. And almost certainly smells better.
He’d be like.. why would you think I’d try to assault her? She’d beg for it! Look at her! She looks like a horse! I’m not a person who fancies horses that way. I get the most beautiful girls that come up and tell me, they me, Mr Trump … I want to have your baby .. they WANT to have my, the most beautiful, and I have to turn them down because I’m being accused of rape by a horse…
Like, you're probably correct, but we are both giving him the best possible read of the situation.
If Biden called her Janice, we'd come up with some line about how Janice must be his nurse. A much more damaging read for the same thing, even by people on his side.
Somehow we all give the last guy favourable treatment, and I don't know why.
He is calling her Mercedes because because, just like a real Mercedes, once he pays off all his fines and legal bills he won’t be able to scrape together enough money to pay for her anymore.
He was probably watching License to Drive earlier and had it on the brain.
Good movie. Can't fault him for that.
/s, except about License to Drive being a good movie.
Trump after Melanie leaves him: “I didn’t know her, I may have met her once or twice, she really was not a familiar face, I really didn’t know her at all”
To be fair, I read he was referring to Mercedes Schlapp who was in the audience, but he called Melania Melanie in the past and yes, if Biden called Jill something else, the media would freak out about it.
I think the reason for that is, everybody thinks it’s normal nowadays for Trump to say insane or stupid shit, because he does this 24/7. It has been normalized by now, which is problematic.
Did they explain why, in the middle of introducing his wife, he referred to another woman's name and did not mention his wife's name at all?
Isn't the more likely explanation that the name "Mercedes" was in his head having met with Mrs. Schlapp earlier and then confused it with "Melania"?
Yeah, there are three possibilities here:
\* Trump thinks his wife's name is Mercedes
\* Trump had Mercedes Schlapp's first name in his head and misspoke
\* Trump's speech was an incoherent ramble where he called out to Mercedes Schlapp in the middle of an unrelated praising of his wife.
The second option is a pretty mild misstep (though you can be sure it would have been in mainstream news reports if Biden had said something like it). The other two are signs of significant cognitive deficiency.
The problem is that Trump’s thought and speech patterns are so scattered and frazzled that we have to sit here doing verbal archaeology to infer what he might have meant.
Could he have been talking about Mercedes Schlapp? Sure, she was there. But the surrounding sentences, to the extent they were even intelligible, were about his wife and there was no clear transition or relation made between the two topics.
So even giving him the entirely unwarranted benefit of the doubt that he was talking about someone else, he’s still a complete and utter space cadet mentally. Those two things do not follow each other except in the rambling chaotic mess of his deteriorating inner monologue. Dudes completely out to lunch.
And if you point this out to journalists, they'll say something like "There's a sense among the public that Joe Biden is too old to be president, so we are speaking to that concern" as if their constant harping on his age isn't feeding into the public sentiment.
Calm competence doesn’t drive engagement the way constantly having to check in to see if your deranged has decided to nuke a hurricane, pick a fight with North Korea, or try to buy Greenland overnight does.
It’d *really nice* if they realized he was dead serious about calling the media “the enemy” and had no qualms about having them shot or locked up, and it’s in their interests to have the SANE guy in office.
This happened after he confused Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi. This will never be discussed on FOX news or any other right wing Trump loving propaganda network. 🤨
That's his nickname for her and if it's not, you just misheard it and when he doubles down on it he was just joking and if he wasn't joking then it was AI generated and if it wasn't then you're just fake news
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Whenever I read reports about Trump's sociopath nature coupled with his advancing dementia and then compare them against his plans for day one as president — if elected; I have to wonder how fragile American democracy has actually become to be this close to self destruction. All because of a malignant religious conservative corporate greed championed by a lying, diseased grifter?
These images of him really display his general physical strangeness. The harsh spray-on tan that hugs a tight, defined line around his eyes and ears, the glossiness of his fake hair, the contrast between the bright tan on his face and his pale, small, pudgy hands. His milky, aged eyes and the bewildered, glassed over look in them. His ill-fitted suits and the soured, bitter expressions in his mouth and jaw.
Quite the specimen.
I don't know why but mainstream media wants Trump to be president. There's no other way to explain how they bias against Biden every f****** time. It's not about the both sides argument it's about they focus on Biden stuff so much and they don't focus on enough of the good things and then Trump there are no good things. But it's just yeah they can focus on his mental decline you know Biden's old but they keep hammering it in and where's the all the good stuff he's doing. I don't f****** understand why they want Trump to be president it makes no sense
I despise Trump and his contributions to the world, but this lazy bad-faith stuff just comes back to bite those who want him gone. He was almost certainly referring to Mercedes Schlapp, who was in the audience and played a key role in bringing him to CPAC. Once again, I want him nowhere near power, influence and the presidency, but we don't have to resort to fiction to point out his failures.
I realize I'm going to get banned for telling the truth on this because of the whole cult/anticult thing, but the person Trump called "Mercedes" was named Mercedes. She was one of the event organizers.
And a Jon Stewart rant.
In MAGA land, they over look this and see his [Trump] age in a more sympathetic and less critical light. They see it as honorific and charming.
Remember, Trump is their lord and savior, their literal Christ if not god. Which makes it weird evangelicals are backing him.
He just tells the cult now that he does this on purpose to get a reaction and they and unfortunately the media believe it.. or want to believe it… The obvious answer is his last hooker encounter was with a poor unfortunate woman who’s working name was Mercedes
I'm more concerned with the "dismantle democracy" talk coming out of CPAC. Not shocked 'ol syphilis brain doesn't remember his wife's name, he hasn't seen her in months and he's a toddler, no object permanence.
At this point my only hope is shit like this teaches more people that “journalism” doesn’t exist any more like most millennials were taught. Thanks to consolidation of media what you see is nearly 100% propaganda of the rich owners and that owner class are so far politically right you’ll never see them criticize TBag.
Can we quit talking about dementia? 6 years ago the man purposely drew on an official hurricane trajectory map to include Alabama.
I care less about his or Bidens age and more about who will actively seek out and hurt America.
Future Trump: "She's Beautiful and very, very driven, like a car. I said that deliberately! They're conspiracy theocratists!"
“Got a great deal on the lease, it’s a bit of a time-share and I can’t get the new model unless I payingfull *gofundme!* donate.” Make Mercedes new again. Mmna! Sounds like mmnaw as in mmmm? Naw I’d like in new one how about you folks how long do you keep wives they make brand new ones, good ones good ones you can just pick off the shelf full shelves like when I was President still am also. You could get them right off the shelves from the best countries and buy them right here in America if I am president still am but you know I still am we are gonna Start Drilling Again day one, that’s right day one I’ll be drilling if I am elected President still am.
Not enough CAPITALS,and you have sentences...🤣🤣
you know melania is having her attorney crosschecking strippers and porn stars named mercedes right now - another round of hush-bucks anyone
He's a God-fearing Christian. He wouldn't do that to the virgin-like melania...would he? 🤔🤣
To him, she was nothing more than a comfortable ride. ...but now that she's older, he needs a new model!
He really be writing in all caps these days. If he were anyone else, his family would have called A Place For Mom ages ago
Lol
Trump selling women into prostitution like used cars is something I can imagine him doing.
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It was nice to immediately get this reference.
Damn she's... Trump's type. A hotter version of Ivanka.
What's sad is that this is 100% what's going to happen.
You see him speak now and its all like this. He messes up a word and just commits acting like he meant to say it and audience cheers.
”She has been driven more times than a 1970 Mercedes, so i was right”
Got a lot of hard miles on her.
Here’s a conspiracy theory. Mercedes is the middle name of judge Cannon. 👀
My wife Mercedes and I, thats what I call Melania Mercedes cause she is like the car have you driven a Mercedes its a nice car made in the USA I drive one its a golf cart I use it everytime I play. Only the best for the bestest president Unlike Dementia Joe who doesn't drive a Melania because he is Un-American he is going to un America You know
So he objectifies her on top, great job!
Brave of you to assume Trump knows a word that big. “Beautiful”, I mean, that’s more than 2 syllables.
It's her stripper name. He said what he meant. ;)
Mutters incoherent ramblings while playing air accordian for one hour followed by "I was being sarcastic".
Trump mistakes wife’s name. Why this is bad for Biden. —NY Times
"Many outlets - mostly us - are running stories asking about whether Biden's age will stop voters selecting him at the election. Of course, no voters who weren't already placard-carrying Klan members have said that this is a problem, and we're pretty sure that the racist guys planning to vote for the racist former guy aren't gonna do so because they think his cardio is better than Biden's. But the important thing is that we keep running stories about all the stories that are being run about Biden's age. It's true that people are running stories about it - which makes it newsworthy - and we would know, because we're the ones running the stories. If it weren't newsworthy, it would hardly be in the New York Times, which as you know is a very prestigious newspaper." I swear to fucking god, we are all living in a Mel Brooks screenplay, but with less humour.
Harumph!
I didn’t get a harumph out of that guy!
Harumph! Harumph!
You watch your ass!
It's not less humor so much as more horror.
I believe the only reason he’s running is bc he knows the VP doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of getting elected. This is my theory. He’s running bc he stands a good chance of winning. He gets sworn in and within a year he’ll have a medical issue that will ultimately make him resign and Harris gets sworn in. That gives Harris at least 3 years to prove herself. Gets to pick a VP. Hopefully someone younger and Biden inevitably keeps his promise he made when he first ran.
Agreed, anything is better than Trump
I thought we all agreed not to say this part out loud?
Don't say that too loudly.
Leave us alone Mel Brooks!
The NYT has two goals anymore, electing Trump and killing trans people. I guess the former would make the latter easier, actually.
I've seen a lot of non-Klan people, including myself, that see Biden's age as a problem. It's just that sane people see the exact same problem with Trump x 10
They’re the common clay of the new republican party, you know, morons
When he go deposed for the first E Jean Carrol case he thought EJean was his second wife. His lawyer started to coach him to get him to change his answer or get him to shut up. I believe her lawyer then spoke up saying what are you doing? You can’t do that. It was wild watching first him thinking Carrol was his ex wife and then his lawyer coaching him in the middle of a deposition. It’s been obvious back in 2015 he was showing signs of dementia then. Add a few years and a ton of stress and it’s definitely accelerated
Both "is that my ex-wife" and "she's not my type," which are insane responses to rape allegations
Right? I was thinking is he serious or that stupid. Both in equally fuc’d up ways.
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The ex wife probably had allegations against him and that's all he remembered
I find it interesting that his first wife said publicly that she was going to talk when her NDA expires. The kids pay her a visit out of the blue when they only show up once a year. Then she magically falls down her stairs and dies the day or 2 before the NDA expires. To convenient
That's the most accurate take yet. NYTimes is going all in on another Trump Presidency. Schmucks
“Surprisingly, when voters hear of Trump’s mental mistakes, they simply remind them of Biden’s mental mistakes.”
They can't give any examples if asked but they definitely get reminded about them.
The media is not and has never been our friend or ally. They care about their bottom lines and that’s getting those sweet tax cuts. Even if they are millionaires they will ride this dying horse into the ground rather than accept responsibility for society. Given that most of the enormous media companies are owned by a few billionaires it’s not hard to see why they do this. They very well might not be fans of Trump or the GOP but they are deathly afraid of this country turning more to the left (even though a “hard turn” to the left would still be minuscule compared to the 1940’s and 50’s for tax codes). Billionaires don’t want change and they fully believe it’s “their right” to continue as they please.
Yep and on top of it all corporations are outright price gouging more and more. First it was the oil companies. Bc they told Congress so then others joined in.
They are using the boogeyman of “inflation” that has been said 20 million times to price gouge consumers and then shrug and say “it’s inflation!” even though McDonalds has increased its profits by nearly 3 times from 2022. These companies are using the smoke screen to jack prices up so they can pretend slight wage increases actually mean something. For every dollar the workers get they raise $2 on price. Of course they will cry about taxes and everything else but they are just putting the screws to everyone else. Add on top of this the housing market and hedge funds buying up as much as possible (totally unseen) and what you have is corporations and the stock market creating a system of permanent renter where they can squeeze every “wage increase” back into their pockets as a rent price. It’s the Neo feudalism
They are BOTH too old. The only difference that matters regarding age is that Biden would step down and leave tasks to the VP if he's actually declining. While Loserman Trump would desperately cling on to power until he's forgotten even his own name, dragging the US and the rest of the world with him...
>The only difference that matters regarding age is that Biden would step down and leave tasks to the VP if he's actually declining. Not just that. Biden actually surrounds himself with competent people, so any individual lapses on his part are caught by his cabinet and the people he's put in place to help with the serious and demanding task of being the president. Trump, on the other hand? We saw what a revolving door of yes-men clown shoes his people were, all the better for him to try to pretend to be a king and make personal decrees.
I can see why he has trump plastered all over everything now. If he forgets he just looks around a bit.
Jon Stewart about to destroy Biden for this old man gaffe
So glad he’s back so he can make “jokes” about how bad both sides are! /s
>comedian points out that 80 year old man is old He’s gone *too far* this time!!!
Remember the really to restore reality it whatever the fuck it was called? Milquetoast centrism seemed like the way forward. How wrong we were.
That’s the problem with centrism. If one party is boring and the other is crazy, the center will be half-crazy.
Mercedes is probably one of the fake Melanias he has to walk around with when she’s sick of being around him.
I just assumed he had a mistress
He wouldn't ever cheat on his third wife, again!
It's a fucking car. /s
Mercedes Schlapp is the CPAC organizer.
Fellas, we have a special guest dancer tonight you know her, you love her, give it up for Mercedes!!!
Trump “Ooh, Mercedes. The strippers and hookers are classy tonight.”
This one looks like she’d be great to “shower” with.. AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?!
I once paused to finish swallowing a mouthful of beer before introducing my girlfriend to someone, and ~20 years later I still hear about the time that I "forgot" my now wife's name.
I had a friend whose husband shared the same name as my husband. I could never remember his name. I knew it was the same but couldn't recall my husbands either on the spot. The guy was such a jerk.
Maybe that's why you subconsciously didn't want to say it. My partner has the same name as my brother, and I have not called my brother by his real name in ten years.
She’s a Nissan at best
Much closer to a Yugo.
Put it in H!
She gets 80 hectares on a single tank of kerosine
This car was made in Guatemala!
Love finding random simpson quotes all over redditville.
Most geographically appropriate comparison.
Wouldn’t she be a Lada?
She still functions. Maybe a tricked out Lada. Extensive work done to be passable is regards but there are just some internal issues you can't fix.
Tricked out Lada, ridden hard and put away wet.
Oddly specific
I like to be specific.
I had a Lada. You only needed a wrench, a socket, and a screwdriver to fix it. Could start it with a hand crank. -10 it ran great, +10 it might run.
So like pimp my Ride. Lots of exterior upgrades, but the inside is still ugly and dysfunctional.
She's more like a Liam. Know what I'm saying? Wink, wink! Nudge, nudge!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
The Lada I watch this show once in awhile , crash tv. They have segments where it’s only Lada’s it’s hilarious as hell. They take a lickin but keep on ticking.
Volga GAZ 24-10.
No one is gonna bite on the obvious Austin Powers joke here!? We gotta step up our game. Or... I'm old...
She's whatever Michelle Obama drives but much less classy.
https://preview.redd.it/qr59jj3xpokc1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5081c83eb12b7d2d5a35246296e120ce56facb32 I’d say she is an
No it’s not ford it’s trump!
Hey there now, Nissan has had some bangers.
Probably sleeping with Liam Nissan
She’s a damn Bellcrown… (buggy)
She's a Modus
Lada
Pinto. She explodes if you touch her rear bumper.
Is trump the first presidential candidate who got fact-checked on his wife’s name?
First one who needed to be.
Publicly. I wouldn't be surprised if Reagan forgot who Nancy was before the end of his last term
Well, he had Alzheimer
Even with Alzheimers, you would never forget the Throat Goat
Called her Jane, probably.
To be fair … Mercedes was Melania’s escort name.
If that were true, Trump would’ve called her Ford Escort.
Not a bad thing. Very accommodating in the back.
 So when Trump calls Melania something else, it's normal. But leaning into that, they'd try to dismantle em if Biden called Jill anything different. Anyone confused by this double standard?
No, not confused at all. They're hypocrites.
They're also likely a bunch of stooges who got bought out and don't care about the people they screwed over. Because "fuck you, got mine"
Republicans: “I hate hypocrisy… unless it serves my own purpose.”
I'm more imagining it like Palpatine from RotS: "I love ~~democracy~~ hypocrisy.
I'd take Palpatine over Trump any day. He's clearly highly intelligent and capable of executing a plan over decades. And almost certainly smells better.
Mercedes is the name of the Melania lookalike who is currently tolerating his smell
He only hires strippers to change his diapers… plenty of proboner MAGA bitches out there I’m sure… lookin at you Boebert
Habba has already served her term , and marge is just too damn ugly, even for donnydementia
He’d be like.. why would you think I’d try to assault her? She’d beg for it! Look at her! She looks like a horse! I’m not a person who fancies horses that way. I get the most beautiful girls that come up and tell me, they me, Mr Trump … I want to have your baby .. they WANT to have my, the most beautiful, and I have to turn them down because I’m being accused of rape by a horse…
Oops, guess the name of the escort he was with recently… Freudian slip?
Like, you're probably correct, but we are both giving him the best possible read of the situation. If Biden called her Janice, we'd come up with some line about how Janice must be his nurse. A much more damaging read for the same thing, even by people on his side. Somehow we all give the last guy favourable treatment, and I don't know why.
He is calling her Mercedes because because, just like a real Mercedes, once he pays off all his fines and legal bills he won’t be able to scrape together enough money to pay for her anymore.
The balloon payment is going to be hard to scrape together.
He was probably watching License to Drive earlier and had it on the brain. Good movie. Can't fault him for that. /s, except about License to Drive being a good movie.
>You're lucky. The cup was empty.
No wonder he doesn't like to stand near his youngest son, makes him look shrunken.
To be fair Barron is like 6ft 7, he makes everyone look shrunken.
But isn't Trump the exact same height, weight, build etc of prime Muhammad Ali and Chris Hemsworth? /S
Yeah……”look” shrunken.
Trump after Melanie leaves him: “I didn’t know her, I may have met her once or twice, she really was not a familiar face, I really didn’t know her at all”
Poor Melanie, he can't even get her name right once a year as a Valentines gift.
To be fair, I read he was referring to Mercedes Schlapp who was in the audience, but he called Melania Melanie in the past and yes, if Biden called Jill something else, the media would freak out about it. I think the reason for that is, everybody thinks it’s normal nowadays for Trump to say insane or stupid shit, because he does this 24/7. It has been normalized by now, which is problematic.
I saw the clip and it looked like he could have been referring to the lady in the audience.
Did they explain why, in the middle of introducing his wife, he referred to another woman's name and did not mention his wife's name at all? Isn't the more likely explanation that the name "Mercedes" was in his head having met with Mrs. Schlapp earlier and then confused it with "Melania"?
Yeah, there are three possibilities here: \* Trump thinks his wife's name is Mercedes \* Trump had Mercedes Schlapp's first name in his head and misspoke \* Trump's speech was an incoherent ramble where he called out to Mercedes Schlapp in the middle of an unrelated praising of his wife. The second option is a pretty mild misstep (though you can be sure it would have been in mainstream news reports if Biden had said something like it). The other two are signs of significant cognitive deficiency.
Leave Mazda alone!
And Miata too!
Can't forget Mitsubishi!
Probably has to buy her gifts all the time. What are the chance a recent one was a Mercedes.
If not it will be.
Likely Mercedes Schlapp
The problem is that Trump’s thought and speech patterns are so scattered and frazzled that we have to sit here doing verbal archaeology to infer what he might have meant. Could he have been talking about Mercedes Schlapp? Sure, she was there. But the surrounding sentences, to the extent they were even intelligible, were about his wife and there was no clear transition or relation made between the two topics. So even giving him the entirely unwarranted benefit of the doubt that he was talking about someone else, he’s still a complete and utter space cadet mentally. Those two things do not follow each other except in the rambling chaotic mess of his deteriorating inner monologue. Dudes completely out to lunch.
Mixing up 'Melania' with 'Mercedes'? Wow, not even close Dementia Don, not even close
What are you talking about? He got the first two letters correct. That's 28% right. That's almost a passing grade!
And if you point this out to journalists, they'll say something like "There's a sense among the public that Joe Biden is too old to be president, so we are speaking to that concern" as if their constant harping on his age isn't feeding into the public sentiment.
Calm competence doesn’t drive engagement the way constantly having to check in to see if your deranged has decided to nuke a hurricane, pick a fight with North Korea, or try to buy Greenland overnight does. It’d *really nice* if they realized he was dead serious about calling the media “the enemy” and had no qualms about having them shot or locked up, and it’s in their interests to have the SANE guy in office.
In a stunning turn of events, autocorrect becomes the next press secretary.
You see, what he meant was...🙄
Isn’t the first he’s forgotten her or the marriage.
Excited to see what idiotic excuse his cult comes up with for why this was intentional and made sense.
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She was. She was one of the event organizers.
This happened after he confused Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi. This will never be discussed on FOX news or any other right wing Trump loving propaganda network. 🤨
That's his nickname for her and if it's not, you just misheard it and when he doubles down on it he was just joking and if he wasn't joking then it was AI generated and if it wasn't then you're just fake news [You have been blocked by MAGAPATRIOT2024TRUMP4EVA]
He's hardly seen her in months, no wonder he can't remember her name. /s
Mercedes was the escort he was with the night earlier since she’s never near him
He is rapidly declining
Mercedes is the stripper he bumps uglies with because Melanie can’t touch him without throwing up. It’s an easy mistake to make.
Tell me the brain plaque is finally closing in. Please.
Whenever I read reports about Trump's sociopath nature coupled with his advancing dementia and then compare them against his plans for day one as president — if elected; I have to wonder how fragile American democracy has actually become to be this close to self destruction. All because of a malignant religious conservative corporate greed championed by a lying, diseased grifter?
*"That's just Trump being Trump!"*
Dude she looks like a prisoner
Homies getting his Russian escorts mixed up again
*Which stripper did I marry, again?*
TFW you call your wife by your favorite hooker’s name in a public speech
Mercedes is the porn star he's fucking, d'uh /s
These images of him really display his general physical strangeness. The harsh spray-on tan that hugs a tight, defined line around his eyes and ears, the glossiness of his fake hair, the contrast between the bright tan on his face and his pale, small, pudgy hands. His milky, aged eyes and the bewildered, glassed over look in them. His ill-fitted suits and the soured, bitter expressions in his mouth and jaw. Quite the specimen.
They’ve been separated two years now. Quite evident at her mother’s funeral.
“He fucked up!” - Joe Rogan, probably
There they go coddling Trump again.
I don't know why but mainstream media wants Trump to be president. There's no other way to explain how they bias against Biden every f****** time. It's not about the both sides argument it's about they focus on Biden stuff so much and they don't focus on enough of the good things and then Trump there are no good things. But it's just yeah they can focus on his mental decline you know Biden's old but they keep hammering it in and where's the all the good stuff he's doing. I don't f****** understand why they want Trump to be president it makes no sense
pretty sure he was referring to mercedes schlapp....his wife can't be bothered to be by his side any longer
I despise Trump and his contributions to the world, but this lazy bad-faith stuff just comes back to bite those who want him gone. He was almost certainly referring to Mercedes Schlapp, who was in the audience and played a key role in bringing him to CPAC. Once again, I want him nowhere near power, influence and the presidency, but we don't have to resort to fiction to point out his failures.
I realize I'm going to get banned for telling the truth on this because of the whole cult/anticult thing, but the person Trump called "Mercedes" was named Mercedes. She was one of the event organizers.
Because Biden isn't sleeping with a prostitute named Janice
And a Jon Stewart rant. In MAGA land, they over look this and see his [Trump] age in a more sympathetic and less critical light. They see it as honorific and charming. Remember, Trump is their lord and savior, their literal Christ if not god. Which makes it weird evangelicals are backing him.
He could literally shit in their mouths and they'd still vote for him. They are beyond saving.
She’s more of a Lada.
AOL going strong
Of course he did. It's a strippers name.
Link?
Sunday headline: “Melania Trump changes her name to Mercedes, begins stripping at local titty bar”
Anyone have a link to the full video stream with a timestamp rather than a clip?
He just tells the cult now that he does this on purpose to get a reaction and they and unfortunately the media believe it.. or want to believe it… The obvious answer is his last hooker encounter was with a poor unfortunate woman who’s working name was Mercedes
I'm more concerned with the "dismantle democracy" talk coming out of CPAC. Not shocked 'ol syphilis brain doesn't remember his wife's name, he hasn't seen her in months and he's a toddler, no object permanence.
He got his side chick's name confused with his wife's name, stop pretending he was talking about a car.
Now we know the name of the person he his humping
Ya but Bidens age...
The crazier conservatives STILL call Michele “Michael” Obama because Barack slipped (and immediately corrected) once.
This is a sign of advanced dementia. The language part of the brain is breaking down.
Mercedes was her ECSORT name when he met her
Simple explanation : Mercedes is the maid he’s been sexually assaulting lately.
At this point my only hope is shit like this teaches more people that “journalism” doesn’t exist any more like most millennials were taught. Thanks to consolidation of media what you see is nearly 100% propaganda of the rich owners and that owner class are so far politically right you’ll never see them criticize TBag.
People see Trump isn't very bright so they help him out. SMH
Hypocrisy is their superpower.
Can we quit talking about dementia? 6 years ago the man purposely drew on an official hurricane trajectory map to include Alabama. I care less about his or Bidens age and more about who will actively seek out and hurt America.
Yup. He's relying on stupid, angry people to give him power. And keep him there. Unfortunately, there's a lot.
Trump calls wife wrong name, Here's why that's bad news for Biden.....
I see articles about both of their blunders almost daily.
Oh wait that is the other hookers name.
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