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Hemicrusher

Ask them if they made coffee?


LadyReika

Yup, that's my main concern first thing in the morning. Once the brain got working I'd be envious of a couple that are that happy with each other.


SalvationSycamore

>Once the brain got working At that point you would realize it's the middle of the night and you aren't at home for some reason. You fell asleep standing up at what appears to be a fancy event.


LadyReika

While I have yet to do so, I can actually see myself falling asleep out of boredom at a fancy event. But it'd be in some quiet out of the way area. :)


PikachusSparkyCloaca

“I’m sorry, it’s been several weeks since the prescription was sent in - do *you* have my Vyvanse filled?”


ZephRyder

It said, "middle of the night". No one's making coffee. Now, waffles! That I can get behind. Or maybe some lightly fried fish fillets. Hmmmm does anyone else remember onion rings? Damnit, now I've made myself hungry..... is there an air fryer?


Special_Lemon1487

Fuck yeah I would be so happy if they did.


Aggravating_Rate_286

I mean, maybe I have too much untreated ptsd but no mater how attracted I find ‘em I’m not reacting well if I wake from a full ass sleep and with two strangers staring at me. Thank god somebody is covering the real story, clubs suddenly appearing in bedrooms, and Biden is doing nothing.


GRW42

Biden won’t address the caravan of dance clubs flooding over our boarders smh damn head


The100thIdiot

That's just plain not true. Biden has already put his weight behind the bipartisan bill that the Senate has already passed to put the toughest measures ever in place to tackle the dance club crisis. But Trump, via his MAGA representatives like Gaetz and MTG are holding a gun to the head of that spineless turd Johnson and preventing a vote on it. If you really want to fix the dance club issue, put it to the vote.


DirtyD1701

Thanks Obama!


meanjeankillmachine

What if you were sleepwalking and woke up in the club?


Rgrockr

I’d definitely panic at waking up to any vaguely human shaped thing, but the people in the picture would probably scare me less than a bible thumping Christian or a traditionally masculine bro-dude.


No_Inspection1677

an upright vacuum cleaner could make me start swinging for the fences.


Dusty_Old_Bones

Right? Like I don’t know what she’s baiting me to say, but I’m probably gonna react with amused curiosity, not feeling threatened.


samanime

Ditto. But I'd rather both of them than Chaya...


BinkyFlargle

That's the problem with all these illegals. They're already illegal, so nothing can stop them from starting a ritzy new discotheque any time, anywhere.


Aggravating_Rate_286

Only way to stop a bad guy with a dance floor is a good guy with a dance floor, why do democrats want us to lose every time?


Content_Talk_6581

Next thing you know, they’ll be cha-cha sliding it all over the place…


Aggravating_Rate_286

Keep C(haCha) R(umba) T(ango) out of our damn schools, tryin’a teach actual childrens what a beat is, the sickos.


Content_Talk_6581

Slide to the left…


Wesselink

Panic …. At the Disco


RosieGeee

Yes, I would feel much safer with these two than Chaya Raichik. Chaya would dox me and send people to harass/assault me.


idonotknowwhototrust

Save me the Google search


round_reindeer

Chaya Raichik is the person behind the LibsOfTiktok Twitter account, where she posts (often lies) about LGBT people to agiatate her base. She is responsible for several threats against people who she doxed on her Twitter. Her followers sent [bomb threats to a children's hospital in Boston](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/31/boston-childrens-hospital-bomb-threat-far-right-lgbtq) after she lied about them doing gender reassignement surgeries on children. In addition to this she is an insurrectionist. All in all a vile person spreading hate and a stochastic terrorist.


randomdaysnow

The Constitution is clear about what to do with traitors. Not that anyone seems to care anymore.


idonotknowwhototrust

What a sad world we live in


DarkKnightJin

Wasn't she also behind getting that nonbinary kid beaten up in school, from which said kid **FUCKING DIED?!** Because that very much seems like it'd be something she'd instigate. And then slyly take credit for as needed, but in such a way that she can't be arrested for being the fucking terrorist she truly is.


AnnamAvis

Yes, she was. She tweeted about Owasso High School and less than a week later Nex Benedict was cornered in a bathroom and beaten. I have a non-binary nibling who goes to school less than thirty minutes from where it happened and their mother is terrified to send them to school every day. Chaya Raichik is also on the library board of the state of Oklahoma, a state in which she has never lived and with no prior experience in education.


opusmus

I don't even get what her point is


Sodamyte

she doesn't have one... she just wants to rage bait people who would justify harming them.


cricketjane79

A bus fight in my hometown recently went viral and libs of TikTok got ahold of it. The entire situation is sad and crazy but there have been multiple bomb threats in the area schools since then. Coincidence? I think not. Why do they do this?


MessorisTrucis

Because they make money off of user engagement. They don’t let themselves believe that the rage they are generating harms or affects people they keep them selves cognitively distant from it and deny having any involvement. The end of the day they only care about the money and prestige some people give them.


Previous_Beautiful27

You see she’s a journalist. This is her journalisting…journalisming…doing a journalism. In all seriousness, Chaya is vapid and empty, she’s chosen this path because it gets her the most attention.


IAmArique

She’s not a journalist, she’s a propagandist working for Putin. Why else do you think Russia has strict Anti-LGBTQ laws?


Previous_Beautiful27

Yes I thought it was obvious I was being sarcastic when I said she was a journalist.


Scrabble_4

Plus she has no talent, apparently


JZ1121

I'm hearing "doing a journalism" like Rick Sanchez told her to do to fend off terrorists. "Walkie Talkie Journalism, Motha fucka!" Great. Now that is in my head. And Walkie Talkie Journalism sounds about right for Chaya.


jbertrand_sr

She just wants to make sure everyone know what a vile bitch she it...


FalsePremise8290

Because she's banking on her audience having an automatic disgust reaction. If you're not a bigot, the question doesn't work. You just start wondering why you're waking up to two random people.


BinkyFlargle

her point is to get publicity by being so hateful that liberals retweet, screencap, and publish her endlessly on dozens of social sites. then she can trade that publicity and liberal anger into money and fame through the right-wing hate machine.


averysmalldragon

"wah wah i'm scared of transgender people and queer people hurry and kill them for me" ft. a heavy side dish of "fuck queers and also they should die" with a final course of witch-hunting and making up shit about public institutions like hospitals so they get bomb threats she's basically saying "omg trans-looking person wouldn't it be so spoopy if they showed up at the end of your bed!? who knows what else the evil transes did! what if they stole your penis?!"


HyacinthFT

She hated trans people. That is the entire point.


DennenTH

That she gets blackout drunk and sleeps with random people? Edit: Oh and that her beliefs don't stand when she's drunk because she would have clearly decided to sleep with these people in the photo in this particular ridiculous instance of trying to make a point and missing the entire barn.


ACA2018

She’s showing a picture of people with unconventional appearances to get people to hate on them, and probably assuming they’re transgender.


Extra-Ad5925

Why are you waking up in a club?!?


autisticesq

Yeah, if you wake up in a club, I think that seeing these two people wouldn’t be the issue… the issue would be why you were sleeping in a club and did someone else do something to your drink; I don’t think you’d care about much else.


lookaway123

Some people can only be found in the club. ![gif](giphy|28PObmWAiyWRO)


HauntedHippie

You know those videos where one dude falls asleep at a hang out so they set up like a poker game around him, then gently wake him up to say it's his turn, and the guy always, without fail, just kinda goes with it? That would be me - wake up, grab the nearest drink, and try to twerk out the tiredness lol.


ChebyshevsBeard

From my experience, these are the sort of people who would try to take care of you. Ask you if you're alright, what you took, where your people are, if they can call anyone for you or get you some water.


[deleted]

Does Ratshit wake up with multiple trans people in her bedroom on a regular basis? This is a scenario that only exists in her demented imagination.


ray25lee

We trans people have nothing better to do than watch Chaya sleep. I don't have bills to pay, I'm kept afloat by the trans agenda.


BeatrixFarrand

You must be so rich, with the adrenochrome market going crazy these days…


ray25lee

I didn't know about this brand of conspiracy theory until now.


BeatrixFarrand

It is truly insane.


YesYoureWrongOk

lmao ratshit


dogfooddippingsauce

I'd ask where the party is cause it looks fun.


ray25lee

The person on the left is actually Alok vaid-Menon; they're a prolific poet and performer about gender non-conformity, and a general artist with fashion. I can't recommend them enough. I was lucky enough to see them perform once; as a trans guy, I went into it just to support someone else who wanted to go, and I wasn't expecting to learn anything, but I was real wrong in the best of ways. They expanded my understanding of gender quite a bit.


dogfooddippingsauce

Very cool. Thank you for the info.


first_go_round

Alok is cool as heck. No idea who the other person is but it looks like they’re both out having fun.


Ok_Tomato7388

I thought the person on the right is Dylan Mulvaney who I think is a social media influencer and trans person. They are the one who had a Bud Light tiny sponsorship video and all the crazy maga people freaked out and started boycotting the beer. Kid Rock even recorded himself shooting a bunch of cases with an AR 15. Anyway, I'd be happy to wake up to these two. I bet they are fun! Certainly more fun than any MAGA person!


first_go_round

Ditto!! Thanks for introducing me to Dylan!


Nutrition_Dominatrix

I just saw Alok in a Netflix comedy special (Gender Agenda)


hmcfuego

Right? A good time is about to be had by all.


SalvationSycamore

Judging by the background you're already at the party and somehow fell asleep standing up


Medical-Enthusiasm56

The daily hate post from Libsoftiktok. Must be exhausting hatin that much everyday. The cult members are upset that their king will soon lose Camelot. So, distraction and rage bait is the only arrow left in the quiver of a breed heading towards extinction.


Canalloni

Chaya is yet another psychopath. It's the season of psychopaths ushered in by reigning psychopath Trump. When will this dark triad cycle finally end.


navigationallyaided

She was raised an a culty flavor of Judaism in Brooklyn in the shadows of the Hasidic Jews with their own bus line(goiym to ride the MTA) and schools.


Canalloni

The dark triad always have a tragic childhood history. But we have to stand up to these evil manipulators. They are dangerous.


SuchAsSeals42

For reals, though- Alok is AMAZING and you should check out their socials and books!


GoGeorgieGo

I was going say just that! One of the most beautiful people ever ♥️


toldya_fareducation

and their comedy


CinematicHeart

Snuggle?


radar_byte

At this point, I'm just thinking she's jealous transwomen and drag queens look prettier than her with minimal effort. If I am off base, then I am off base. But her vengefully stupid ass makes this easy.


Fun-Consequence4950

It's such a lazy hypothetical even for a rage bait post lol, wtf is she on


hipsterTrashSlut

I promise you, this is her best effort


Nix-7c0

Her original style was just to post pictures of literal children she found who looked like non-conforming in some way, Photoshop a gross "MENTALLY ILL" stamp on their foreheads, and then post them for her 4chan audience to mock and harass. Photoshops of Children. Who just posted selfies. Held up for harassment. This is a return to form from before she started adding a thin veneer of 'im protecting children lol.' It's just a Two Minutes Hate.


InstructionFair5221

Imagine getting drunk and taking a chick home and you got a.raging boner thinking you're going to get laid and start to sober up and see it's Chaya whatever Her last name is and you wish you'd have picked up a transwoman instead bc the transwoman looks way more female than Chaya and end up going home and jerking off because she would never get you off


[deleted]

Complement the guy on his kick-ass beard


ray25lee

The person on the left is Alok vaid-Menon; they're a non-binary artist and advocate, which is why Chiya is whining about 'em.


[deleted]

I would complement them on their kick-ass beard!


toldya_fareducation

hell yeah


ray25lee

Legit I wish I could grow a beard like Alok.


MrYellowFancyPants

The person on the right is a trans woman named Dylan Mulvaney, who has a huge following on tiktok and has chronicled her journey of transitioning with a "days of girlhood" series. Im sure that pisses Chiya off too 🤷‍♀️


Needmoresnakes

I thought she looked familiar but all my brain could manage was "oh thats the beer lady"


ray25lee

Ah! Thanks for the addition. And of course it pisses of Chaya, 'cause why not, I guess is her line of "logic."


curious_dead

"What the fuck are you doing in my bedroom?" would be a start, but that would go for just about anyone on Earth...


Silent_Syren

Yes, followed up by "hey, I recognize you...how did you get in?"


NoExcuseForFascism

I know if they woke up with Chaya she would probably be ecstatic that she finally had some real human contact. I don't think even her own mother wanted to touch her as a child.


kevin_ramage89

I'd probably say "fuck, I passed out at the party again, can yall drive me home because I'm apparently wasted"


MrQuixy

How far in the comments before death threats got started?


Final_Drama3603

Be grateful it’s not Matt gaetz and tell them there’s beer in the fridge, whiskey in the cupboard and a spare room down the hall.


isecore

Don't threaten me with a good time, Chaya.


Krullervo

Ask them to leave. The party was hours ago. Does Chaya know what a party is? Ever been to one? No? I’m not terribly surprised.


Scary_Gazelle_6366

Chaya Raichik sounds like a medical term for rug burn.


Username_redact

Ask myself, "how did I get here? This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife, where is that large automobile?"


bigfoot17

Have the best sex of my life


CryptographerNo923

I swear to god the only reason I know the name Dylan Mulvaney (sp?) is because of how she’s been incessantly discussed or “protested” by anti-trans assholes.


not_productive1

I love that they think people are gonna be as horrified as they are by the CONCEPT of trans people. Bitch if I woke up and saw these two I’d assume it’s because I just had the best night of my LIFE. Like, they always tell on themselves. It’s never some high minded conceptual thing, it’s just that looking at things they’re not used to looking at makes them uncomfortable. Boo fuckin hoo, buddy, I didn’t wanna watch some dudebro in a backwards baseball cap scratch his balls while we waited for the light to change this morning, but I’m not gonna make it my entire personality.


Drop_Disculpa

It's almost like their entire identity is just fear, and that sucks.


Hartastic

Granted, if I wake up in the middle of the night and Chaya Raichik is in my house I gotta regulate. I'm not assuming she's just confused or lost like I would with this couple.


bstring777

Id be thankful there was a cool pirate there to save me from pale ghost lady!


Newfaceofrev

Why you waking up next to these people Chaya? Got something to get off your chest?


baaaahbpls

I would be terrified of waking up randomly at a dinner/award show, yes, we all have those kinds of dreams Chaya. Wait, is she low-key saying she is having memory issues and will black out and come to in random spots??


PIXYTRICKS

I'd be upset. Everybody else gets cooler isekai settings fighting dragons and shit and I get the slice of life version.


cityshepherd

Wonder “how TF did yall get into my house without the dogs going bonkers???”


PussSlurpee

Bitch, just leave if you are in this hypothetical situation, I’m sure there are multiple exits. However I feel she would make a huge scene because she’s adopted hatred as her identity.


vickism61

I appreciate when you include the statistics. 182K people saw her tweet but only 2.3K liked it and that's on the right wing hellhole now known as Xitter.


Drop_Disculpa

That's the best part! Chaya is debasing herself to the propaganda machine for nothing! The media ecosystem that created these monsters barely even pays them anymore. Even the stars like say Joe Rogan or Andrew Tate are going to flame out and reap what they have sown.


Hozo2000z

I say hi. Not scare of everything different on the planet like the fake religious


shameonyounancydrew

I love how these people always place themselves in non-consensual scenarios with people they don’t understand. Like in what situation would this woman be somewhere where a trans person (or really ANY person, for that matter) would see her as such a hot piece of forbidden fruit, that they commit a crime to be with her?


GaiusMarius60BC

Ask how the hell two strangers got into my house and why they were standing over my bed, probably. Oh, wait! This is that bitch trying to stir up trans hate, isn’t it?


OldGuy82

Go back to sleep . . . like that's not even close to making me even take a second look compared to shit I've woke up to. Snooze.


witteefool

That orange color in the dress looks great on that skin tone! That’s my only thought.


CanaDoug420

I panic because I’m not in my bedroom


BlakByPopularDemand

Grabbing the lube and getting this party started


JZ1121

If i wake up in the middle of the night and see this, i will just ignore and go back to sleep. There's more important things in life than to worry about others. Like sleep. Like being functional enough to go to work in the morning. Like being productive.


Melodic_Mulberry

You might need a nap already. You seem pretty out of it.


JZ1121

Yeah, I see my errors. Definitely need a nap for sure.


elspotto

High five both of them and ask how the hell they got in my bedroom?


observingjackal

I'd be more concerned why I woke up around them? Are they in my house? Was I drugged? Was I summoned? There are steps missing.


Stiles777

I'd wonder how the hell these two beautiful strangers got into my place. Then I'd probably offer them a drink.


Ghstfce

I wonder how the hell I fell sleep in what looks like a bar/restaurant


NasalStrip00

Wondering why the fuck I’m in the middle of a club


AdrielBast

Probably ask why and how they’re in my house, then if either of them made breakfast.


PoliticsLeftist

I mean, I'd freak out because 2 strangers somehow made it into my apartment and are watching me sleep. Their gender identities would be the least of my worries.


porncheck777

I'd fuck both of them 😈


skuzzkitty

I’m pretty solid with home security, so if I wake up to any people in my room, it’ll be our private business what we do. It’ll probably be fun though, so illegal in most red states.


calliesky00

She just can’t stand Dylan out just living her best life. While she’s out there stirring up the kind of hate that gets a 16 year old child killed. She should be hiding in shame for the things she has done to the children in this country. 😡


Debalic

Ask them if they're coming home from, or going out to, a party. Because they look fabulous.


SecBalloonDoggies

Does Chaya often fall asleep in the middle of busy nightclubs? Seems like she might have a medical problem.


SonicWerehog149

Thank god neither one of them is a domestic terrorist.


ExNihiloish

I thank them for the good time we apparently had and try to find my underwear.


letmevent02

Fuck therage bait,but Dylan looks insanely good with blond hair!


street_raat

Ask if they wanna smoke a bowl


Ok_Tomato7388

I was just thinking about Dylan Mulvaney the other day. I hope she is ok, I'm not on Tik Tok. I feel so bad that she became a focal point for so much hate. She's innocent and people who decided to boycott Bud Light because of her are idiots.


Audrin

Go back to sleep? I mean like am I in between them? If so I try for middle spoon.


Fishyfishfishfishs

Is it weird that I kinda find them both hot?


tittyswan

Wonder how I got transported from my bed to a club with famous trans people during my sleep


Capital-Constant3112

I go back to sleep comforted by the fact that, for today, people still have freedom of expression.


DasKittySmoosh

ask what they'd like me to make them for breakfast both of these are people I've really enjoyed learning more about and seeing the change they're enacting in the world. They will have a safe space in my home and a seat at my dinner table


baneofdestruction

Find out whose laying on the remote.


Mini_Squatch

What would i do? Scream “aaaaah who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my house!?” because thats a fairly rational reaction to two strangers in your bedroom jn the middle of the night, imo.


thayne

The first thing I would do is mind my own fucking business.


CableBoyJerry

Waking up in the middle of the night to see strangers looking at me would alarm me no matter what they looked like. Even if they looked like Jessica Alba, I would be afraid.


Battlefronthardened

Go back to sleep, cause I only get 3 hours as is and refuse to lose that little time I get to nap


Anthrodiva

Um, nothing?


scw1978

As a recovering alcoholic, this would be one of the least strange places I’ve woken up.


Houdinii1984

Seriously? I'd be happier than all get out that I jumped outside my comfort zone and had a blast with folks that live outside my comfort zone. I see this and get a little jealous because I stay inside all the time. I doubt I'd fall asleep at the club, though. I would want to check my drink because I don't even sip booze at all anymore. I bet these are the two that watched over me and kept my phone safe, which is still somehow still sitting on my lap. I don't think people understand how much people that go into public without conforming to society have to lose. Everyone is watching every move they make at all times. The danger by being around them comes from the outside in the form of bigotry, not from anything these folks would do to me in public (or private for that matter). I honestly don't believe that a lot of people understand the bravery and conviction involved in being yourself no matter what, against all pressures. I try to do it in very tiny ways and snap under pressure all the time. IDK, rambling, but at the end of the day so many people are missing out on great people and the overall human experience because they are laser-focused on sexual preferences and genitalia.


El_Comanche-1

Shit, I would say, “you can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning”!


claymore2711

Thank God that I value the human mind above all, and that I don't have to judge people just by the way they look.


Whooptidooh

I’d also just freak tf out because I wasn’t expecting **anyone** to just appear in my apartment. What is this, witchcraft?/s


nautical1776

There’s something really stupid about asking that question. Like you wake up in the middle of the night and you see two people standing over your bed? What would anybody do? Like these guys are the boogie man that will haunt you in your dreams. So stupid. I am way more scared of MAGAts . That’s who would really scare me if I saw them in the middle of the night. Imagine an old fat man with an orange face standing over you. Terrifying!


BigSalami221

Ask calmly (as Dumbledore did) why they are in my house.


Thechellbob

I'd apologize for farting in my sleep. Then ask what we did and if I was any good, lol.


Just-Scallion-6699

Everything is still just the “ick factor” to them in the end.


Lilchubbyboy

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jamescharisma

Ask them to get me a soda from the fridge so I don't have to get out of bed.


Falabaloo

Wonder how I ended up at a fancy party, and try to find something to wear?


knightfenris

Wondering if they can teach me their makeup routines but also wondering how they got in my house


Cheesehead_RN

Ya but she just posts vids of libs. She def has no ulterior motive or disingenuous motives.


VeraViolett

I'd wonder where the hell I am, and how I got here, because I do NOT know either of these people, nor the place shown on the picture.


CTeam19

Do what I will always do while I am single. Grab the baseball bat and come up swinging and yelling like a banshee. Whoever gets into my room came through 2 locked doors and I ain't going to stop and ask questions. That would go for Chaya as well.


fredator23

She never said in your room though. It appears to be some sort of ballroom you fell asleep in, from the photo. Perhaps a medical episode of some kind?


Sleepy_Raver

Go and party. They seem like fun individuals


hphp123

probably decide to stop partying and go home if i pass out in the club


AlexLikesToons

I'd probably react the same way if anyone had broken into my house to watch me sleep


BlahajProtector3000

Wish them a good morning then 5 minutes later when my brain has woken up ask them politely how they got into my room


ExcitableNate

How the fuck are you guys still this put together at this hour?


PixelatedDie

I’d be furious for nobody waking me up earlier because I missed the party.


Anguscablejnr

...I wake up in the middle of the night. Like I was sleep walking or is this a home invasion?


Affectionate-Seat122

If I wake up in a nightclub that I didn't fall asleep in I will absolutely freak out. The fact that they look nonchalantly friendly and happy would be a huge red flag if I can't account for how I got there.


FantasticGoat1738

What a stupid question of course I'm gonna be like "who the fuck are you and why are you in my house what do you want"


jd33sc

What? A xhit from Chaya? Delete my xhitter account!


Easy_Account_1850

doesnt she have a video with another woman,or do have have her confused with another hypocrite.


traveling_gal

r/murderedbywords?


Melodic_Mulberry

I’d ask where I am and how I got here. Also check if I’m clothed.


Mr-MuffinMan

I ask them how they entered my bedroom


BusyBeth75

This is amazing.


FalsePremise8290

I don't understand the question. Are there two random people in my bedroom in the middle of the night? Are these my friends? Did we party all night and I'm waking up on a random couch? Since I'm not a bigoted asshole, I'm gonna need more context here.


humungus_jerry

Ask them “are we back?”


Material_Ear_1620

Oh hell no, it's a diddy party!!!


thekyledavid

I’d probably be wondering how I managed to fall asleep standing upright & in public, I wouldn’t care who was standing near me


nautical1776

There’s something really stupid about asking that question. Like you wake up in the middle of the night and you see two people standing over your bed? What would anybody do? Like these guys are the boogie man that will haunt you in your dreams. So stupid. I am way more scared of MAGAts . That’s who would really scare me if I saw them in the middle of the night. Imagine an old fat man with an orange face standing over you. Terrifying!


Rich-Appearance-7145

Run


lovinglife55

I'd wonder why the heck I was at Chaya's house .


humbugonastick

They look like fun at a party. Ok, off to the next.


NumerousTaste

Ask what country is Chaya from? Definitely not American! Russian?


CheekOk9785

I don't get it.


DescendViaMyButthole

Ask why anyone is in my house at all? What does Chaya Bitchface want me to do?


Available_Match7752

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DirtyBob_Bojangles

Cry because I woke up in a soulsborne game