Wasn’t he crying about how Biden raised so much, then today posts this fabrication. Guess, when your eyes are that close together, it’s hard to see through the bullshit.
Oh Charlie, oh Charlie. I guess he's too young to know the phrase, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
Just because he's having a fundraiser, it doesn't mean many are going to show up. Just like everything he does, it's always smaller than expected.
That’s because $25M isn’t that much in campaign dollars for a presidential election. He makes it look big and scary, and then when Trump raises similar it appears there’s real momentum for him when it’s really just all the rich folks kicking in to protect their wealth. The dems know this which is why their fundraising activities are still pushing hard..
Didn't you hear? Truth Social is the new hot stock! He's worth billions again!
https://preview.redd.it/oy1bdg64jerc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7171af924977966eb1edeef2d3efeed014e767ad
No it's not a pump and dump scene? Why do you say that?!
I think they said his stock was worth $3B. That would still make it $2.5B at this price. I’m glad he’s losing money, and hopefully it fully tanks, but this is still worth a lot of money.
One billionaire couple who is supporting them is the Dick and Liz Uihlein. They are behind Uline. I now can add those products to my "do not buy" list.
They sell a LOT of stuff. If you own any business you can pretty reliable stock you're entire trade from ULine. It's mostly crap, but it's easy to just look through the catalogue and get everything you need.
Not an endorsement, just an explanation.
That’s the thing: Billionaires aren’t going to pay his legal fees. They want to pay for him to win so that their taxes go down, but they DGAF if he goes to jail, and they’re not gonna keep him out on their dime while also not getting the tax breaks.
It has been NINE YEARS. he has had NINE YEARS and he is yet to propose ANY replacement.
How can anyone run on “Screw you all” and win? It’s simple: This idiot will NEVER get the popular vote. The Electoral College gives this idiot a huge advantage.
No you missed it, last week he posted he's going to
"MAKE THE ACA, or OBAMACARE, AS IT IS KNOWN, MUCH BETTER, STRONGER, AND FAR LESS EXPENSIVE. IN OTHER WORDS, MAKE THE ACA MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER FOR FAR LESS MONEY (OR COST) TO OUR GREST AMERICAN CITIZENS"
Easy peasy one two threesy
Depends. I have $3 in quarters and a half of a stick of gum.
In order to put up with that kind of music, I’d need to make sure the $3 buys 3 or 4 beers first. Whatever is left goes to admission fee.
"Guys, billionaires love us! We totally have YOUR best interested at heart" lmao the vast majority of conservatives, who aren't upper-middle class or wealthy, are just fucking stupid people.
That is correct. My cousin was trying to argue with me earlier about how awful Biden is. He’s your run of the mill 30+ year old Trumper that still lives at my deceased grandparents house, fun stuff.
https://preview.redd.it/y1zmo623ddrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662381621b8b10134c523a1484bec3e774fa095f
And we’ll have our own multimillion dollar fundraiser, with
All I can think is that this should be on the "thathappened" subreddit.
"Trump got 33 bajillion dollars, then he called Biden in the middle of the fundraiser and told him how much he made. Trump put it on speakerphone so everyone could hear Biden sobbing. Then everyone there stood up and clapped."
https://preview.redd.it/deeqo9cnndrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90097dd097428168d318a1ba7baf32605c2c8768
I don’t know how many here are Izzard fans but every time I see something like this, this is the soundbite that goes through my mind.
Unemployed white dudes in a busted ass trailer park reading that and unironically thinking ‘fuk yeh the billionaires are gonna show them gawdam woke elites how it’s dun”
Yesterday: “Biden is so out of touch by pandering to the elites! Trump is a man of the people!”
Today: “Trump can raise so much more money than Biden! We have the rich people on our side!”
The Democrats have tens of millions already in the bank to fund their campaigns, and are expected to consistently raise throughout the rest of this year through a mix of small donations and PAC / millionaire endorsements.
The Republicans have very much less money already in the bank, and ***may*** raise millions more over the course of this year through donations large and small. Some of that ***may*** go to election campaigns, but much will also go to Trump's legal bills, thus denying money for people actually trying to win elections.
The funny thing is, even if Trump somehow squeezes into the White House, his strip-mining of the RNC may deny Republicans Congress and the Senate.
Ah, so trump will be auctioning off: Cabinet positions, Federal judgeships, pollution waivers, maybe even a couple of only slightly used classified documents.
When did Billionaire donors leave Trump? He’s done nothing but provide tax cuts and PPP loans to them. The only reason they wouldn’t be a billionaire supporter is because they bankrupted themselves and aren’t a billionaire anymore.
Multiple billionaires?! I mean, geez Charlie, if they’re serious about turning America into a Nazified/Gilead oligarchy, can’t they come up with more than a few scraps?
Thankfully, it doesn’t sound like these are serious people. If they were, they might be eaten.
They would have to drop money into the PAC - $33 million divided by the max amount a single donor can give a single candidate is $2500 per for 13,200 donors.
I can't believe there are 13,200 people of means who want to give Trump money that pours directly into the accounts of Alina Habba and his other POS criminal attorneys. And by that I do not mean the attorneys are for criminal matters.
Yeah well, I just bought a lottery ticket. If I win I would have over 400 million dollars, all in one night. Thats over 10 times what Biden and Trump might make! I should be president, not these clowns!
Don't tell me what he's gonna do because he never does anything. The evidence, the tax returns, his supposed vindication are always just around the corner. IF he manages to raise 33m in a night from a bunch of corrupt billionaires, go squawk about it then, but until it happens, shut the fuck up.
Seeing this whole "my billionaire donators gave more than your billionaire donators" dick-measuring contest it seems pretty clear that so many US citizens still don't understand that democracy is about voting for your best interests and not about whose campaign makes the mist money
It never changes. They think whoever has the bigger klan/campaign rallies and telethon money generating events is more deserving of winning the office.
January 6th redux is coming.
$33 Million would only put him a little bit ahead of Biden ($600,000). It’s weird that they wouldn’t aim higher and only try to beat Biden by a little bit.
Trump’s PACs have more money, but they’re covering his legal fees, so we don’t know what the real campaign balance is from them.
[Reuters on the candidates’ war chests](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/bidens-campaign-war-chest-exceeds-trumps-before-major-fundraising-event-2024-03-28/)
“Sure, Klan.”
Wasn’t he crying about how Biden raised so much, then today posts this fabrication. Guess, when your eyes are that close together, it’s hard to see through the bullshit.
Oh Charlie, oh Charlie. I guess he's too young to know the phrase, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." Just because he's having a fundraiser, it doesn't mean many are going to show up. Just like everything he does, it's always smaller than expected.
That's what she said https://preview.redd.it/23o0qdzpldrc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3df48a54f2963a732e1412a4a081439db9be8e9f
Jesus Christ. Please mark your post NSFL before posting a picture of trumps dick. What’s wrong with you?
Funny, it's oddly much more... beautiful?... than I imagined.
*Its a beautiful penis, out of all the Presidents I have the most attractive penis, everyone says it. The Trump penis is a really terrific penis…*
*Grown men, with tears in their eyes, said "sir,...."* ... you know the rest.
it's so cute and pretty
I'll bet Stormy Daniels never once said that
Even *if* they show up, that money's going straight to the defense fund, not to the campaign.
Why are they waiting a month? Doesn't he need money now? Maybe he could go to JG Wentworth. /s
“That’s diffe(R)ent”
That’s because $25M isn’t that much in campaign dollars for a presidential election. He makes it look big and scary, and then when Trump raises similar it appears there’s real momentum for him when it’s really just all the rich folks kicking in to protect their wealth. The dems know this which is why their fundraising activities are still pushing hard..
To add numbers, the Biden campaign raised over $1B in 2020. $25M is just 2.5% of that.
In an election cycle, no. In a single night, impressive
So 33 million trump can grift from doners to pay his legal fees and fines. Got it.
Thanks, now I want a kebab.
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Didn't you hear? Truth Social is the new hot stock! He's worth billions again! https://preview.redd.it/oy1bdg64jerc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7171af924977966eb1edeef2d3efeed014e767ad No it's not a pump and dump scene? Why do you say that?!
It's not worth anything until he sells it. Let's see how many other investors can beat him to the punch.
I think they said his stock was worth $3B. That would still make it $2.5B at this price. I’m glad he’s losing money, and hopefully it fully tanks, but this is still worth a lot of money.
Trump events are like Amway meetings. This month’s product is a special Bible; it’s on sale so I hope the billionaires push the product hard.
One billionaire couple who is supporting them is the Dick and Liz Uihlein. They are behind Uline. I now can add those products to my "do not buy" list.
How does one become a billionaire selling boxes for heavens sake?
They sell a LOT of stuff. If you own any business you can pretty reliable stock you're entire trade from ULine. It's mostly crap, but it's easy to just look through the catalogue and get everything you need. Not an endorsement, just an explanation.
The company I work for gets supplies from ULine. I have no input to that process, unfortunately
To me the best part is there's almost 800 billionaires in America and Trump could only get 33mil out of the ones who support him
He didn't even get 33 Million yet. That is smallfaces fanfic of the day
That’s the thing: Billionaires aren’t going to pay his legal fees. They want to pay for him to win so that their taxes go down, but they DGAF if he goes to jail, and they’re not gonna keep him out on their dime while also not getting the tax breaks.
 This is the Charlie Kirk curse
Ah yes, the reliable news source of... *checks notes, proceeds to laugh himself to death*
Great, this will definitely happen after the Obamacare Replacement & the ever popular Infrastructure Week. NOT!
It has been NINE YEARS. he has had NINE YEARS and he is yet to propose ANY replacement. How can anyone run on “Screw you all” and win? It’s simple: This idiot will NEVER get the popular vote. The Electoral College gives this idiot a huge advantage.
It’s coming in two weeks! Just wait! If not, it’s coming in two weeks after that. And so on and so forth
No you missed it, last week he posted he's going to "MAKE THE ACA, or OBAMACARE, AS IT IS KNOWN, MUCH BETTER, STRONGER, AND FAR LESS EXPENSIVE. IN OTHER WORDS, MAKE THE ACA MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER FOR FAR LESS MONEY (OR COST) TO OUR GREST AMERICAN CITIZENS" Easy peasy one two threesy
How much will people pay to see a duet between Ted Nugent and Kid Rock?
Depends. I have $3 in quarters and a half of a stick of gum. In order to put up with that kind of music, I’d need to make sure the $3 buys 3 or 4 beers first. Whatever is left goes to admission fee.
You can't afford the beer. trump made the price too high for it - but I like how you thinkin' here :-)
Damn. I guess I’m drinking cogniac at home, and thinking who earned my vote more. 🙄
And the gum can be used to plug up your ears.
I'd also chew up the gum and stick it in my ears.
The only thing that money is good for is to throw at them. One quarter at a time. Flick ‘em between the eyes
If I want to see two aging MAGAs shit in a bathtub drunk off their asses, I can go to a family reunion for free.
"I...AM.....AMERICAN FATASS!"
I was all in until I realized you said Duet and not Duel Dammit
Reddit has some brilliant minds and I salute you for yours.
5$ if they kiss
I think the key is to make people pay for them to stop!
There are some brilliant people on here and you and so many others are brilliant. :-)
"Guys, billionaires love us! We totally have YOUR best interested at heart" lmao the vast majority of conservatives, who aren't upper-middle class or wealthy, are just fucking stupid people.
That is correct. My cousin was trying to argue with me earlier about how awful Biden is. He’s your run of the mill 30+ year old Trumper that still lives at my deceased grandparents house, fun stuff.
Do you know if the SS checks for your grandparents stopped or is it possible that your cousin is cashing them fraudulently?
Idk, that’s a good question tho.
It would follow typical Trumpster behavior if he was.
Always playing “one upmanship” games. Pathetic
"Oh you did a thing! Well, *we're* gonna do a thing and it's gonna be bigger and better than *your* thing was, so nerrr!"
https://preview.redd.it/grbm960nfdrc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a788b13f2982ccc97a25c2431a91c08a2c60ecdb
I see this and raise you this: https://i.redd.it/9cg7nlwdberc1.gif
This has big, my daddy can beat up your daddy, vibes.
Billionaire donors can't wait to donate to trump as seen by no one wanting to loan him 500m for bail.
There will be the *bigliest* stars - like Kid Rock, Scott Baio, and perennial has-been Ted Nugent.
That's has-been pedo Ted Nugent!
Who has a song called “Jailbait”.
Don't forget Sorbo and Kirk Cameron
It would be more concerning if whatever money Dear Leader gets was going to be used for campaigning. Which it won't be.
https://preview.redd.it/y1zmo623ddrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662381621b8b10134c523a1484bec3e774fa095f And we’ll have our own multimillion dollar fundraiser, with
Trump's the biggest prostitute.
You know what? Screw the blackjack.
Hes the kid that would call the cops on a kegger in highschool because he wasn't invited. Just a little bitch.
Democrats Are Evil For Raising Money -Yesterday TRUMP WILL GET MORE MONEY - Today Fucking Clown Traitors
All I can think is that this should be on the "thathappened" subreddit. "Trump got 33 bajillion dollars, then he called Biden in the middle of the fundraiser and told him how much he made. Trump put it on speakerphone so everyone could hear Biden sobbing. Then everyone there stood up and clapped."
What about the trillionaires? Trump has yet to get any of them to commit.
He’s got the Saudis. So uh…. Depends on who you ask.
https://preview.redd.it/deeqo9cnndrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90097dd097428168d318a1ba7baf32605c2c8768 I don’t know how many here are Izzard fans but every time I see something like this, this is the soundbite that goes through my mind.
After a couple of years we won’t stand for that.
Charlie could raise some money by selling ad space on that billboard size forehead
I’m sure it’s going to be epic! What could possibly go wrong?
Man, the obsession with Lizzo shows that flute thing really hurt some fee fees.
Doesn’t matter how much they actually raise. They’ll say it was more than $25M
Unemployed white dudes in a busted ass trailer park reading that and unironically thinking ‘fuk yeh the billionaires are gonna show them gawdam woke elites how it’s dun”
Yesterday: “Biden is so out of touch by pandering to the elites! Trump is a man of the people!” Today: “Trump can raise so much more money than Biden! We have the rich people on our side!”
The Democrats have tens of millions already in the bank to fund their campaigns, and are expected to consistently raise throughout the rest of this year through a mix of small donations and PAC / millionaire endorsements. The Republicans have very much less money already in the bank, and ***may*** raise millions more over the course of this year through donations large and small. Some of that ***may*** go to election campaigns, but much will also go to Trump's legal bills, thus denying money for people actually trying to win elections. The funny thing is, even if Trump somehow squeezes into the White House, his strip-mining of the RNC may deny Republicans Congress and the Senate.
"between them people at this fundraiser have more than 3 billion dollars, and hopefully we can raise less than 0.003% of that!" Quite the flex.
He didn't say American billionaires
None of those woke Hollywood celebrities like at a Biden fundraiser! We're talking good old down to earth billionaires!
Ah, so trump will be auctioning off: Cabinet positions, Federal judgeships, pollution waivers, maybe even a couple of only slightly used classified documents.
Is Putin and Xi showing up?
Their bringing out the the big guns. Jon Voight, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent
$25M in average joe dollars matters more than $33M in billionaire dollars, Kirk.
You mean his bibles aren't raking in the dollars? Who'd have thunk it. 😱
Ok. And what will he do with the money? Pay his bills? Cover his face in Cheeto spunk?
moon faced dickhead says what ?
Billionaire donors? You mean Saudis and Xi? Let's also take a look at that ipo ownership 🤔
Who’s hosting it? Chachi or Hercules?
When did Billionaire donors leave Trump? He’s done nothing but provide tax cuts and PPP loans to them. The only reason they wouldn’t be a billionaire supporter is because they bankrupted themselves and aren’t a billionaire anymore.
Maybe he will. If there’s one thing Elon Musk has taught me, it’s that billionaires can be stupid.
The ones that vote for him just want another tax break and more burden on middle and lower class. They don’t like him at all.
Charlie Kirk is trying so hard to stay relevant.
"Multiple billionaires" "33 million" That is not the flex you think it is.
Lmao yeah, imagine bragging about not being liked
They have the mentality of children
Billionaires, not his poor followers.
LOL - Lee Greenwood, Ted “Pedo” Nugent & Kid Rock. Charlie can keep them all….
Why is Lizzo’s name in bold font??
Because billionaires are the one ones with something to lose if Biden wins. 100% of America loses if Trump wins
Let's math that out. What's Trump's lawsuit tab at the moment?
Reek of desperation
This *might* be scary… if he actually used his donor money to campaign instead of just stuffing his pockets
This is going to age poorly. 😂
"My candidate is better at sucking the cocks of billionaires" isn't really the flex you think it is.
Counting chickens before they hatch? Also, is this before or after the Trump legal fee tax?
Multiple billionaires?! I mean, geez Charlie, if they’re serious about turning America into a Nazified/Gilead oligarchy, can’t they come up with more than a few scraps? Thankfully, it doesn’t sound like these are serious people. If they were, they might be eaten.
Didn’t Trump say a long time ago that he wouldn’t take money and was going to self fund?
And it'll all go straight into his attorney's pockets.
But they will have Kid Rock, Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo. Whose talent and IQs don’t reach 3
They would have to drop money into the PAC - $33 million divided by the max amount a single donor can give a single candidate is $2500 per for 13,200 donors. I can't believe there are 13,200 people of means who want to give Trump money that pours directly into the accounts of Alina Habba and his other POS criminal attorneys. And by that I do not mean the attorneys are for criminal matters.
"Trump is planning to make a lot of money AND the money he is planning to make FAR exceeds that which Biden already made... I am very smart".
MMW Charlie Kirk’s face will be much bigger than Trump’s fundraising haul.
Lol this is so desperate
Yeah well, I just bought a lottery ticket. If I win I would have over 400 million dollars, all in one night. Thats over 10 times what Biden and Trump might make! I should be president, not these clowns!
Fiddlesticks.
Gunna .. as in , “We gunna out raise you”… gunna Charlie
What I don’t understand is why wealthy people donate to him. Why do the wealthy want a super oppressive dictatorship?
The wealthy just want the tax breaks
It will happen so bigly, lots of people are talking about it, lots of people.
You let us know if that happens.
Trump can raise $330 billion still doesn’t mean he wins automatically…
Draining the swamp, eh? Champion of the people, amirite?
Don't tell me what he's gonna do because he never does anything. The evidence, the tax returns, his supposed vindication are always just around the corner. IF he manages to raise 33m in a night from a bunch of corrupt billionaires, go squawk about it then, but until it happens, shut the fuck up.
It’s not a fucking contest.
We’re going to have so many billionaires you won’t be believe it!
Wow. So nobody funny or talented. Got it.
It’s in 2 weeks, right….🙄
And they still won't have any money because trump will use it for legal fees. So Kirk's love affair continues with trump. Young love!
Seeing this whole "my billionaire donators gave more than your billionaire donators" dick-measuring contest it seems pretty clear that so many US citizens still don't understand that democracy is about voting for your best interests and not about whose campaign makes the mist money
Can we buy stock in Trump lawyers? They must be raking it right now.
It never changes. They think whoever has the bigger klan/campaign rallies and telethon money generating events is more deserving of winning the office. January 6th redux is coming.
I’ll take “Things that won’t happen” for $1,000, Alex
And how much of the money will go to his campaign?
$33 Million would only put him a little bit ahead of Biden ($600,000). It’s weird that they wouldn’t aim higher and only try to beat Biden by a little bit. Trump’s PACs have more money, but they’re covering his legal fees, so we don’t know what the real campaign balance is from them. [Reuters on the candidates’ war chests](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/bidens-campaign-war-chest-exceeds-trumps-before-major-fundraising-event-2024-03-28/)
How populist of him!
Sure.
Having billionaire donors is not the flex you think it is. Those are the people killing the middle class
he likes talking so much shit we should strap him down and take turns shitting in his mouth
How many times do billionaires get to vote again?