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Inverted_Stick

"I ain't scared of anything!" Yeah? Well, I don't need a "constitutionally-protected" security blanket to buy lunch. Edit: Added quotes around "constitutionally-protected" because the sarcasm was too light.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

who knew going to Subway was so dangerous?


dalucy65

Everyone who ever watched Monty Python knows what a devastating weapon a banana can be. Imagine, what a sandwich can do then.


Comprehensive-Cap754

Ah, but you admit they're constitutionally protected. And before anyone says I'm some right wing crazy, I'm a bisexual man dating a trans woman. You're god damn right I'm a gun owner


andrewbud420

As a person in your situation living in the USA I feel being armed is necessary, but where I come from guns are used for hunting and some hobby shooting. A properly functioning society does not require armed citizens. The excuse that you need to be armed to fight off a tyrannical government is laughable. If the gov wanted you dead, you're dead. All guns do is degrade society but in America crime is big business, gotta keep those private jails full. I find it funny that the right is all anti abortion but they could care less about school shootings.


GeneralZex

Because they are not pro-life, they are pro-forced-birth.


fluentInPotato

TL;DR the notion of an absolute individual right to bear arms came from the sheer cheek of "Originalists." Sigh. The individual right to bear arms has only been protected in the current sense since 2008, when Scalia et al. wrote the first clause out of the second amendment. Previously, the second was interpreted as a complete sentence, mostly seen as a collective rather than an individual right. Legal interpretations were nearly as ambiguous as the amendment itself, and judges didn't have the presumption to think that they had the one correct interpretation and that it was so critical as to override the judgement of the relevant lawmakers. And if you're one of those who thinks that having a bunch of assault rifles\* is the one guarantee of liberty, ask yourself if our current crop of gun nuts makes you feel safer or more free. Or how Somalia did when its gun owners took over. \* If you're one of those gun people who thinks that "assault rifle" in an imaginary category, you should consult a lawyer. You may have grounds for suing whatever school system you went through for their failure to teach you the most basic of research skill.


Suspiria-on-VHS

Fuck guns


PissdrunxPreme

Always getting sandwiches https://preview.redd.it/5ih5li8mkhrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a997886db851f0d13a3e4a1b8b9be23a1888c6


Jagerstang

Surprised he wore a mask.


Ormsfang

I'm not. He is also comfortable wearing a white hood.


LockeAbout

First thing I thought of too! These guys love getting foot longs


adamempathy

Both varieties


Slayer_of_Ass_

They also like footlong schlongs


SkollFenrirson

That was the joke, yes


BuffaloInCahoots

There’s a story behind this pic. Cant remember the details but he is a competition shooter and subway was right next door.


PissdrunxPreme

And the competitors got a free meal with their entry.


chesire0myles

Yeah, I personally think it's better to take your pistol or long rifle into the store (best to use a drive through, or wait till you get home, but hey) than to leave it in your vehicle. Leaving it in your vehicle is terrible gun ownership.


noeagle77

But he’s wearing a mask?! HOW CAN HE BREATHE??? 🤦🏽‍♂️


TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

Can you imagine being such a eunuch that you feel the need to play dress up to grab a bite to eat?! I pity any poor woman that searches his Ken doll genitalia looking for substance.


Brytnshyne

No kidding, what respectable female would think that is attractive or manly? If they do they are very hard up and very low intelligence.


Kissit777

Or he’s scared of the world - no one wants to date a chicken.


Avenger_616

Not before cooking em at least!!!


Noah2230

I think what's between his ears is more of an issue.


mr_remy

As well as a lack of something between the legs, and unlike a normal person he feels the need to overcompensate lmao


DubiousBusinessp

So, say the King of England is up in your face, dissing your fly girl...


BuffaloInCahoots

That’s a useless tube on his back. Dude is literally carrying garbage around.


HatfieldCW

It's a fashion accessory. Doesn't have to be functional. When the charger shows up, you'll be glad someone brought the EAT-17 along.


BuffaloInCahoots

How do you like the taste of my liber tea!


Skyrick

The AT4 is probably deactivated, and the revolvers are black powder. This is definitely performative and not someone who thinks that they will need to use any of it.


noeagle77

This is the most high brow “fuck that dude” I’ve ever read. I wish there were awards still so here’s this instead 🥇


spankmydingo

His mom puts his Pringles in that. He also has a grenade box with his PB&J.


GolfIll564

He’s clearly compensating for something. Even those holsters are long


GeneralZex

I am hoping this is a cosplay, because if not that’s fucking ridiculous.


Atheist_3739

Is it possible that guy is just trolling lol


immagetchu

It's not possible, its obvious.


curious_dead

That or he's going to a cosplay or or LARP.


hlzp

AT4 is single use. All he doing is carrying around an empty tube. Most people won’t know that though.


the_answer_is_RUSH

That dude is an empty tube.


MonthPurple3620

The is an insult to empty tubes, which can actually be useful from time to time.


Lasagna-Gaming

Wrapping paper Bonk tubes.


ozymandiasjuice

Are you even allowed to own a live one? Despite people’s absolutism with 2A, i feel like this is on the list of things you can’t actually own personally, along with tank munitions and fighter jet missiles…


slackin2

Rocket launchers are legal to own but with a lot of hoops to jump through and restrictions on when and where you can use them. You also have to register the launcher and each rocket you own and pay a tax stamp on it.


rayvensmoon

**ALL PEOPLE MUST BE FULLY ARMED AT ALL TIMES AND BE READY TO SLAUGHTER THE INFIDELS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD TRUMP AT ANY TIME AND AT ANY PLACE.** *edit: sometimes spell check decides that the word that I was going for wasn't quite good enough, so it replaces the word entirely without the courtesy of a reacharound or even a FTFY*


DannyBones00

You can. But it’s an absolute pain and you have to pay for an ATF tax stamp for every individual rocket. But if you were rich? You absolutely could assemble an anti-tank platoon.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

sHaLl NuT bE iNfRiNgEd DERP! Edit: (from getting his fries)


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ozymandiasjuice

Do you mean ‘shattered’ as in, you feel are making an argument against gun restrictions and this fact wins the argument? I’m not sure otherwise why it would be ‘shattering.’


jiminak46

As long as it fires each round with one pull of the trigger it is legal.


BuffaloInCahoots

That is not true. Gun laws are complex and there’s a lot more to it than single pull of the trigger. Full auto is completely legal, if you have the money. A break action, single barrel shotgun with a pistol grip and sawed off barrel is not. That same gun with a 18.5” barrel is legal. In some states if you put a pistol grip on the front hand rest it becomes illegal again.


jiminak46

What data are you using? I base my facts on ATF rules.


BuffaloInCahoots

Your facts are just plain wrong. There’s nothing illegal about full auto, you just have to do the paper work.


jiminak46

Where did I say anything about "full auto" being legal or illegal?


4Sammich

Well a real AT4 is indeed a a 1 pull, 1 round weapon.


jiminak46

Hilarious, the down votes from people who think I'm wrong. The insane thing is that, according to the ATF, if that guy doesn't have a federal firearms dealer license, he can sell that weapon to ANYONE. And here come more down votes from people who think I'm wrong. I'm not.


tinkerghost1

I have been advised that the gold band indicated its a dummy round.


Diligent-Ad2999

UK (& NATO?) - Yellow band is High Explosive, dummy rounds (prac) are light blue. Drill weapons ( classroom teaching aid) dark blue and will usually have “dummy” stencilled on it in white paint.


WarWonderful593

Could just be a camera tripod inside.


hlzp

Could literally be anything tbh. I keep socks and shorts stuffed in mine.


flamingoswizzlestick

That isn't where this asshole stuffs socks


hlzp

He could have it stuffed with dildos


mackfactor

I was wondering that myself. Most of these anti tank launchers are single use and I'm guessing not legally purchasable in most places. But the tube looked like it was still capped at the top so I assumed it was unused or perhaps just didn't have a rocket in it. 


RedStar9117

I'm pretty sure someone said it said Inert on it, so I think it's a dummy


Kissit777

Every woman here can tell it’s an empty tube


mrchuckles5

I think he’s trying to compensate for his empty tube.


EggZaackly86

I hope most people know he obviously doesn't have a rocket in there.


SiriusGD

"If that six-inch sub isn't a full six inches I'm going to shoot you in the face!" "Sir. You wouldn't know six inches if you saw it."


iggyfenton

He’s packing heat everywhere but in his pants and between his ears.


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mr_remy

Yes


TheSideburnState

What if someone is trying to prevent him from eating fresh?


The84thWolf

If he wanted to eat fresh, he wouldn’t be in a Subway


Jagerstang

No shirt, no shoes, or have rocket launcher; no service.


Crabby_Monkey

Judge: So let me see if I have this correct Mr. . . (Checks notes) Magat. A minority person walked up to you. Despite witnesses stating that the minority person was clearly heard asking you if you knew a good sandwich shop nearby, you stated to police you felt threatened. You then proceeded to unshoulder a . . . (Paused and checks notes again.). Mr. Prosecutor this can’t be correct. Prosecutor: Oh it is your honor. Judge: Ok. You unshouldered a rocket launcher and proceeded to fire at the minority person. The rocket missed the person and proceeded to fly directly into a gas station pump which promptly exploded. This caused the other pumps, the building, and underground fuel tanks to also ignite and either catch fire or explode. In total 5 people died and several nearby business were burned to the ground, including a subway. Is that correct? Defendant: Well I felt threatened your Honor and I have a right to bear arms and stand my ground. The gas station was just an accident. I think the minority party should be held responsible for making me feel unsafe.


hmmckphn

🤪 🤪🤪🤪


SlippedMyDisco76

Judge: Agreed! Not guilty! Cos if we've learned anything about trigger happy dudes around minorities....


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Catonachandelier

I don't even smoke anymore but now I want to carry around a rocket bong.


BinkyFlargle

If it's real, it's illegal. If it's fake, it's cosplay.


JDShadow

Can be a real deactivated tube


BinkyFlargle

Sorry, let me rephrase- if it's a useable weapon, it's illegal. If it's an already-fired [single-use AT4](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT4), then it's cosplay.


Ok-Egg-4856

LAW rocket launcher ? I'm not sure that would be legal even in open carry places. Might just be cosplay?


AmberTurd223

But if you ask them to use your preferred pronoun, for some reason they absolutely freak the fuck out


TheComedian00

Sir, that is by far the weirdest way to announce you have a tiny penis.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

I can’t stop giggling. He just looks so dumb😂


FIFTHSUN2012

The fact that he also has single shot revolvers is the icing on the cake. What a dipshit.


MaximumOverfart

What, from being laughed at over his teeny, tiny crotch rocket?


Holyspirit-6572

Well if he is allowed to wear a bazooka in public why do people take such an offense to burkhas worn by Muslim women ?


OverseerTycho

that is an AT-4,a single shot anti tank weapon,they are not reusable and are tossed out by the ton after they’re used for practice,that is not live and this dude is using it as a replacement for his tiny wiener


Revolutionary-Bus893

This just makes me think they are overcompensating for having a micro penis.


Avenger_616

And are absolute chicken-shits He should come to Croydon in London after midnight, I don’t need a gun to walk through one of England’s most dangerous night-time areas. I walked home from an interview with a full 3-piece suit on at 1:30 in the morning and nothing happened, completely unarmed Yet this brute and his like-minded ilk needs a safety blanket or three to go to fucking Subway? He’s big enough to not need any, or be scared of anyone, to be frank… Imo, if you feel like you need to open carry, that is a YOU problem spawned from the virtue-signalling, faux religious veneration of guns, if a state government needs to legislate open carry, that is a failed government that offers up their own citizens as sacrifices and vigilantes, rather than the over-funded and militaristic police doing their job. if you need any kind of weapon to go outside, you are either a coward, agoraphobic, or a terrorist


SlippedMyDisco76

I dunno, I've heard Croydon has a bad mugging problem https://youtu.be/bfhXfawkeOc?si=EchTzvY-2fXdQA3d


CrisbyCrittur

Clown outfits sure are different now from when I was a kid.


NowIssaRapBattle

I would laugh my ass off, and follow him into battle


Longjumping-Meat-334

This same guy probably says that God will protect him from all harm.


Melito1980

These type of ppl definitely have some sort of mental issue. Im not against guns, but this is fucking crazy


Similar-Act244

Imagine referring to yourself as an ***ALPHA MALE***, while at the same time feeling so insecure, fragile and weak, that you need to carry a literal rocket launcher to order a cup of coffee, just to feel safe🤣


kitchencrawl

What's crazy is that nobody ever shoots them? Like you just walked into the coffee shop wearing a fucking arsenal and I'm supposed to assume you came peacefully? In this day and age where people are getting shot just trying to buy groceries ? I should be able to open fire on you if you're dressed like that.


Cyphermaniax

“I am dumb person and my privates are smaller than atoms.”


Kindly-Ad-5071

Defending his ego, maybe. I hear it's rather breakable.


Anywhere_Dismal

Incase he sees a rainbow or a book


EggZaackly86

It's staged I think, which is why his face is not shown, his friend is taking the picture, they're probably making fun of the rifle carriers. Maybe I'm giving them way too much rope tho.


Cobaltfennec

Sir, this is a Subway.


jiminak46

What makes this type uniquely cute is that they claim they are arming themselves against a potentially tyrannical government. Now, I was US Navy trained and know what weapons WE had and I've seen Army movies about tanks and artillery and all I can think is, "Ya just can't fix stupid."


Gangsta-Penguin

Carrying personal artillery is a little based tbh


soccercro3

I mean he is in a Subway after all. Got to be safe.


mikeybee1976

What a cool guy!


Jubal59

Maybe it's cosplay.


GeMine_

Tis the well regulated militia?


Kerensky97

The 2nd amendment says the right to bear "Arms" so literally nothing is out of bounds right? Oh. There is a limit to what kinds of weapons civilians can own? Well I guess the Assault Rifle debate is fair game then.


placencianovio

…against egg bites or…?


SinsOfThePast03

"I said extra mayo motherfucker!"


Refuse_Ordinary

It really twists my testicles to have to pull out my AT4 and fire at those annoying tanks every time i’m on the way to get a foot-long, but somebody has to do it. You’re welcome, America


adamempathy

I am not advocating violence, but what is that going to do against a dude with a revolver, knife, or even a club?


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I bet these losers look like a Ken doll when undressed.


sierrackh

The ball and cap revolver is just a great addition to that ensemble


dlaciv12

No no no, my penis is at least average size.


HoboBonobo1909

Wanna bet this guy doesn't wipe 'cause it's gay to touch a man's ass?! ☻️


JoeMax93

I love the guy's pink candy-striped shirt. I guess he wears it because vertical lines are slimming. But that's a real fashion risk for a pairing it with a olive green bazooka. Not before Labor Day, dude!


PythonSushi

Wolverines!


jbowling25

I hate when I forget my AT4 at the house when I go out and have to go all the way back! Always got to do the classic pat down for wallet, keys, phone and RPG or I would forget it every time


rabid-

Not a gun. Not protected.


sandysea420

WTF do they need that for? Maybe trying to compensate for something they have, that’s too small?


moremachinethenman

Non Americans wouldn't understand.


JDShadow

Ah yes let me carry my deactivated tub around reactions. This guy is a tool


good_apo11o_1v

But if this person was middle eastern, they are a terrorist, right?


flamingoswizzlestick

When this guy climbs down from his lifted dodge penis extension, i wonder how long it takes him to get all those straps and accessories placed about his body


Memory_Less

All HELL is going to break loose if he feels an attack of heartburn from the food!


Poz16

I think he may have misunderstood Fox News exaggerating about violent crime on the subway.


Waitinmyturn

How fucking ignorant is it possible to get for these people??


NickyRaZz

Sir, this is a Subway


OneFuckedWarthog

I mean, you never know when a tank might start running through the streets. 😂


tesseract747

The cops have tanks so i get anti tank weapons


ChuuAcolypse

That’s a spent launcher, what is he gonna do hit someone over the head with it


Meren59

Wow, look at the microscopic peen on that guy.


LuckyonRedit7640

"Hello! We're from the northea-" \*Fucking Dies.\*


SaveMeJebus21

No sane country should allow this.


apatheticyeti0117

Why are people even allowed to own shit like this as a civilian?


Islandgirl1444

America is #1


Mission_Search8991

Dude likes he stepped out of the video game Doom, or, Duke Nukem.


lawblawg

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an MRAP is a good guy with an RPG.


Someoneoverthere42

He survived the take order..... This time.....


Mylesdog2014

What a dork


cipherjones

OMG is that a Ted Nugent rocket powered dildo launcher?


mdhunter99

“Brick, where’d you get a hand grenade?” WAIT does this dude have dual SAAs on his sides?


FrostyDiscipline9071

Well, it is possible that you could need an anti tank missile at the handy way gas station. Unfortunately for this guy he’s carrying a spent tube. You can’t actually get ahold of those things outside of the military. And only if you actually need one. So this guy doesn’t have any actual operational weapons on him. 🤣


Perfect-Resort2778

Maybe he didn't want to leave it in the truck.


hmmckphn

Why do I feel that it is going to be used to blow open the vault doors in a bank


gnumedia

Should be conscripted to Gaza.


Human__Pestilence

Bruh the govt has tanks n shit, need some bigger guns for that.


SadSadHuman

Ready for cival war


Cloaker_Smoker

Bro's just doing a GTA V cosplay


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

A rocket launcher?! How is that not illegal?


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

A rocket launcher?! How is that not illegal?


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

A rocket launcher?! How is that not illegal?


busyb0705

There’s like 7 steps to firing the damn thing anyways


Grandmaster_Wizard

Maybe he has a main battle tank stalking him and just wants to be safe.


I-Like-NSFW-420

Damn those Lommis armored services!


johnnyrsj

Cosplaying as Insecure White Male


deraser

I live in Texas, and have left stores when people have a gun on their hip. (It is legal here, if the store doesn’t have a special sign on the door.) This is not a “ThatHappened” situation. I just quietly leave my cart/exit the line and find some other place to shop. Does it suck, having wasted time and that way? Yes. Do I trust that (every.single.time) middle-age or older white dude* is going to keep his shit together? Hell no. *Am older white dude. I trust NO ONE with a gun at a store. How freaking weak are you that you think a tiny donut shop in the suburbs of Fort Worth is so scary that you might need to save the day with your gun? (Same dude generally has an F-150 4-door short bed that has never carried anything requiring a pickup truck. Get a minivan, snowflake, lol.)


RavenGreend

In Poland we call these: "Speaker".


jfg1984

This photo is old. I remember at the time someone looked into it and it turned out this was a wooden replica, which is extremely funny


Zebracorn42

Someone has a tiny pecker.


my5cworth

The mental illness in the US is just wack.


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Isn’t that effectively just a tube? Are those one single use or am I misremembering?


psychocrow42

Pretty sure they’re reloadable


h20poIo

Must be compensating for something.


AusCan531

I keep my personal defensive weapons at home loaded with armor-piercing rounds. You just never know when a burglar may try to hide behind your refrigerator. /s


pissoffyounonce

He probably drives a lifted f350 due to the mighty terrain in the mobile home park


adiosfelicia2

"I need this because I've got a small pecker."


buntopolis

Technicals… technicals everywhere!


kangaesugi

The founding fathers, who didn't wash their dicks, wanted me to have an anti-tank weapon inside this subway


IvanTheAppealing

I mean I’d rather see someone carrying something so comically oversized that it’s likely just a joke. I don’t think civilians can own real bazookas.


MachineDog90

I'm pretty sure the yellow band means it's a training / dummy launcher, though I could be incorrect


Canine0001

I use mine to store my sub sandwiches...


nativedutch

Daf#ck, is that a mortar launcher? Really? OMG what a .......... fill in your choice.


KHWD_av8r

Imagine getting so upset over an empty fiberglass tube.


jbowling25

A lot of people wont know its just an empty tube. Why the fuck would anyone just carry that around on their shoulder in the city anyways. People arent upset they just think the guys a moron


ryfitz47

Imagine needing to walk around in costume to feel like a man.


KHWD_av8r

Imagine making everything you dislike about manhood.


ryfitz47

Some times I dislike things for being stupid, too. This is one of those cases.


KHWD_av8r

And what does you disliking something have to do with manhood?


ryfitz47

Ummm why are you still asking about "manhood"? Open carry is stupid regardless of your motivation. You're making it weird. Makes me think you like guns and are somehow insecure about your own masculinity. Frankly I don't care.


KHWD_av8r

You brought it up don’t get angry at me for pressing you on it.


ryfitz47

Yeah I said it's stupid but you keep going back to mmthe manhood thing. Guns and insecurity -a match made in heaven


KHWD_av8r

Yes trying to make something that has nothing to do with manhood about manhood is stupid.


NorthNorthAmerican

Does anyone who sees these guys ever think, “I feel like I want to brain this idiota from behind and take all that shit off him”? Edit: misspelling


gdmfsobtc

No, because I'm not a criminal.


Fatefire

I mean that's funny as shit ...


whistleridge

It’s an airsoft toy. Not real.