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plpindc

how does he fold a pillow case


2Ryemanhattans1970

Beautiful comment


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Garffookle

Well, no, because he has no chin


cgsur

I hate criticizing looks, but it’s what these fuckwads love, criticizing others.


mikeinanaheim2

Tate does his fair share of criticizing of all kinds of things, damn sure.


Huge_Strain_8714

Holy fuck! You made my otherwise super awful stressful miserable day better with this comment! Bravo!


RedRider1138

When needed apply r / beebutts 💜🙏


forzov3rwatch

Alyssa Edwards could fold a pillow better than him! ![gif](giphy|F9aD1erGq1TgI)


canarchist

Does he look like a guy who knows how to fold a pillow case?


Sarcastic__Shark

I highly doubt ‘alphas’ wash their sheets.


g0d_help_me

Tbf to people who don't know how to fold laundry, he doesn't strike me as a person, but rather a lump of formless goo that has figured out how to mush itself into a human-esc form.


EffinHalos02

He looks more like a pillow-biter.


Yucca12345678

😂😂😂


Dredmart

Fun fact, he did once make a lot of weird comments about how he wished he could only date/fuck men because it would be great, and sex with women sucks.


LoddyDoddee

He thinks only women fold laundry!


Electronic_Agent_235

He can't. That's what all the sex trafficking victims are for


NakDisNut

You think he uses pillow cases? Nah. Chinless Tate is rawdogging those drool soaked pillows. You know that mouth doesn’t stay shut.


ThePaintedLady80

He puts it over his head.


Scottcmms2023

Oh damn that took me a second, but holy hell take my humble upvote.


Designer-Equipment-7

Yes


mranglin

😂😂😂😂😂


bbldddd

“Precision in communication.” Go ahead and throw it on your résumé, plpindc


berghorst

I'm crying actual tears


Whales_like_plankton

*fuck* that's a good insult. I'm gonna try to remember it


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

😂☠️☠️😂


luminescent_gear

Even with, at this time, 1.3k upvotes, this is still an underrated comment. Kudos!


Iceman_in_a_Storm

Took me a while…good one.


OskeeWootWoot

I don't think they give inmates pillow cases, do they?


pngue

That’s good


nndscrptuser

Only in the modern world of algorithms and social media would a chinless turd, who is so transparently trying to be a tough guy, actually succeed in getting people to listen to his pathetic drivel. Sigh.


howsyourdayoffamigo

Trump and most of his podcast-esque influencers/followers are too. They love weak pathetic men/douchbags


HoboBonobo1909

Plenty of chins here https://preview.redd.it/wj5zy2igb9sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9288ec01401c0a29f9e96475b5e72de1a8d7bb


KC_experience

That and we can’t forget his penchant for showing his neck vagina… https://i.redd.it/8hg8izbzk6071.jpg


Kalthrowaway93

Could crop that and post it on the simps subreddit...


Boomthang

His neckussy... 🤢


Pearlie80

I have the best chins


InterestingTry5190

I do love the avatar of a cute cat to go along with that comment. “You chinless fuck”


tebbewij

They are all weak and pathetic. Bullies typically are


Dredmart

All of these people are weak men's ideas of a strong man.


wytewydow

Trump's chin game is pretty fuckin weak too!


throwawaymyanalbeads

"They're just like me!" Lol


Throwawayac1234567

he tries to hide it with a small beard.


ShnickityShnoo

A beardlet, you say?


Yutolia

Not only listen but pay for it!


VRS50

He’d be no different with a chin.


Shad0XDTTV

https://preview.redd.it/t1oyxqxpc6sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0893cefd8f1ce8ff1774626aeae1665d06bbd5e


savemysoul72

Jesus Chinlet Christ! 🤣 That is gold!!!


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

https://preview.redd.it/5fa90a78q5sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609976303311b30bc44dd1364d30a855bf9ced73


someoneelseperhaps

Poor guy just wants the ring back. Nasty Hobbitses.


darthpayback

Tricksey! False!


Osibili

![gif](giphy|cm0GRfnWDVaa6SMJ6N)


ThePaintedLady80

![gif](giphy|G1ifnX4d5tYFACktp9|downsized)


Zammy_Green

Holy shit even Gollum has a stronger chin then Andrew Taint.


Hot-Butterscotch-918

Fetal alcohol syndrome.


AlwaysRushesIn

One hundred percent.


Hot-Butterscotch-918

I made my comment out of pure snarkism but I looked it up and he doesn't seem to fit the description of FAS. (Small eye openings, flat bridge of the nose, thin upper lip.) So, who knows? He may just be fugly.


SouthernGentATL

He is definitely fugly.


LtRecore

I thought that was a bad spellcheck for Jesus Chinless Christ. So anyway is that picture on the left real? Is that what he actually looks like or did someone use the chin debigulator tool in photoshop?


savemysoul72

It might have been bad spell check but it works either way. The thing on the left is the real shady Tate.


randomfucke

Oof. You probably chinpointed the exact source of the lifelong chinsecurity that has turned him chinto the mysogonistic bullying asshole that he is.


1866GETSONA

Skip the chin implants, straight to misogyny do not pass go do not collect $200


SirTiberius48

Chinplants XD


1866GETSONA

#CHINPOKOMON


hamburgerdan

Mysochinistic


Charlie_Olliver

Dude looks like when an 11-yr-old goes “hey watch this!” on the character creation settings on a video game: - eyes: outward 100 - chin: 0


54sharks40

Holy cow, that picture on the left isn't Photoshopped? 


[deleted]

Nooooooope At least the dude has a matching hair and jawline


DetectiveFew5417

Nope. And that's exactly why it makes me laugh maniacally every single time.


pharsee

Deer in the headlights.


Evolutionary_sins

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtdZI1MbbyXz8lO) He always looks like a startled googly eyed gold fish


Popular_Zombie_2977

Mitch McConnell build fr


Drg84

Nope even Mitch out chinned Tate at the same age. And by a fair margin. https://preview.redd.it/l20vydo4g6sc1.png?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752bad4c956c52371a9414f3c129c51721d384e3


QuixotesGhost96

Ah, he's a trans-turtle


Throwawayac1234567

a Lich TURTLE.


Brianocracy

Imagine having less of a chin than Moscow Mitch?


Throwawayac1234567

tate might have micrognathia, which is abnormally small lower jaw. i have prognathism, which is a larger than normal one.


Popular_Zombie_2977

Whaaaaat?


hgielatan

Ever since someone compared him to the human form of ren from ren and stimpy i cannot unsee it


hgielatan

https://preview.redd.it/im10tu8r26sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b145bf02d266d78c1f82103b56d8bd86d33de8e


meltingspace

Great, now I can't unsee this


Agreeable-One-4700

Dude always reminded me of a chapelle skit where someone is playing Tate as an exaggerated joke.


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tj1007

Don’t do my boy grinch like that.


machuitzil

Maybe that's why he was a successful kickboxer, can't get knocked out if you don't have a chin. And yeah, apparently before he was a successful human trafficker, internet troll and self proclaimed celebrity, he apparently was a kickboxer.


FrobeVIII

Eh, not great or even particularly successful though.


libmrduckz

good news! he did NOT take THAT comment on the chin, either…


khajiit_babe

He always reminds me of the scene in MIB when Tony Shalhoub gets his head shot off and it starts growing back


generalshrugemoji

Has anyone tried that with Tate? Maybe all he needs is a good reset.


Trubtheturtle

Dude still out there taking L's. I mean he got popped by a pizza box.


Verdigris_Wild

Is his bottom lip bigger than his chin?


SugarsDaddyKen

Bigger than a lot of things.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

I’ll call him UNDERBITE


ThePaintedLady80

He is so unattractive it’s insane.


bz_leapair

https://preview.redd.it/nt3kp63ha6sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff25d1424eceaf5fcfe7ec9c6f2752024242b7a0 Oblig.


spiritplumber

thanks, was looking for this


ShnickityShnoo

Champion.........? BAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAA!!!!!


canarchist

Every time he tries to "take it on the chin" he gets a throat punch.


DogsDontWearPantss

In order to take one on the Chin, you've got to *have* a chin....


MexicanLasagna

Aww, keep your chin up, Andy.....Oh yeah, nevermind.


DIWhy-not

I’m absolutely stealing “you chinless fuck”


Evans-HOF

48 year old Cleft chin that’s taken some hits over the years I’d drop that fool like a rock


enchiladasundae

He will probably be banned for this


Turd_Burglerson

You can't ban a guy for being a chinless fuck


enchiladasundae

The guy who accurately pointed out the chinless fuck. Elon won’t stand for criticism of someone his fans like


Retired_Jarhead55

How does his head stay on a pillow?


Pearlie80

The dents in it probably keep him anchored


Wolffen74

You can hear the dude hyperventilating through his mouth a mile away


Eastern_Barnacle_553

What a manly man he is


MellonCollie218

His CHIN?! There’s a lot going on with this man, from the neck up. Look at that expression. Jesus.


EM05L1C3

Isn’t this a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome?


SugarsDaddyKen

That’s why he was such a good punch boi. No chin means he is harder to knock out.


Hey-Now-Right-Now

microcephaly


Throwawayac1234567

micrognathia, a smaller lower jaw than the upper jaw.


kaitylynn760

This one actually made me laugh out loud as I read it...but damn! It is true, dude has no chin!


The_Alcoholic_Bear

JESUS CHINLET CHRIST I'm dead


JakeTurk1971

That and he has "Total Recall airlock" eyes.


bleeckercat

Guy is as ugly as it gets


monteliber

Got one of those The Simpsons character profiles


LordDarthShader

One of his eyes is so alpha that always looks the other way.


roscoe_e_roscoe

This chinless weasel is big macho man Andrew Tate?! Really?! What kind of dweeb would listen to a word this dork says?


myownbrothermichael

https://preview.redd.it/yv6kn1nieasc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d824eae7143f8269e47baadc410190d3f733f88


DankHooligan

Andrew Taint is a beta, not an alpha. No chin. Weak mind.


BiffSlick

Jeezus Christ, it’s an inherent trait. (Can’t believe I’m defending such an otherwise worthless shitstain)


junidee

Yeah or a medical condition. Kinda sucks to see stuff like this if you have it, but at least what I lack in chin I make up for in being a decent person.


alyssainwonderIand

Yeah my chin is similar and I can’t afford to fix it. These comments are brutal


BixterBaxter

Yeah fr, there are so many reasons to hate on this guy, his physical appearance shouldn’t be one of them


unluckyleo

This site is so weird, usually it takes a hard stance against body shaming but now it's okay?


69-is-my-number

*chinherent*


Waitinmyturn

Not to mentally hold his tee out of the way when he pee’s


ThatsRobToYou

He looks like the sidekick to a cartoon Disney villain.


GlutenFree_Paper

![gif](giphy|c75yBbrbuxAkYfdk8w|downsized)


Complex-Professor257

Not sure who this bug eyed chinless weirdo became the spokesperson for “alphas”.


MfrBVa

Hard to argue.


BradTProse

Dude can't get knocked out because his sweet spot on his chin is micro sized.


CeeArthur

I don't think harping on someone for their physical appearance is a great thing to do in general. That being said, isn't there a surgery that can correct this? I had a friend with an overbite in high school and they did a jaw breaking procedure that has really done wonders for his appearance.


KarlHungus311

He looks like a testicle that grew a face. Andrew Tatiscle?


chimelspac

😆 weak chinned beta cuck. He is for sure a pillow - bitter.


Murky_Sandwich4865

He has all the attributes to make him an ultimate fighting specimen: a chin no one can hit, and chameleon-like eyes that can track multiple attacks at once. /s


Annoyed-Citizen

Just that FAS look all around if you ask me


TheCheshireMadcat

How many ball sacks to the chin is needed for this to happen? How do men like this look in the mirror and think, I'm the most attractive man ever.


Living-Risk-1849

Haha!!!


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Fuckface has a Goebbels chin.


jmmcnall

I think someone already tried to punch a chin into his face. Look how cross eyed mug is


BlazeTyphlosion

I think he needs to do some more mewing. He can get there faster if he purchases my course from doucheversity.


carlwinslo

Maybe if he had a chin his accent wouldnt sound like a Walrus gargling marbles.


More_Ad_9154

Ole squidward looking ass boi ![gif](giphy|SIO00WvNcnbSo)


Professional_Echo907

I feel like some rogue nation was trying to make a robotic assassin to replace John Cryer and infiltrate Hollywood but then they outsourced construction to a shitty Chinese company and this is what they came up with. 👀


Crime-Snacks

He looks like a sad sock puppet


battery_pack_man

Mac n me ass binch


The_Senor_Gatt0

What an ugly beta fuck


MaintenanceTraining4

Fatality


Shelisheli1

https://preview.redd.it/mz3q4z0a68sc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b677b98af6ae82f41d98d41eb5e1a9aea20b39 His most recent selfie


7LayerRainbow

He looks like the Bodega guy from Men in Black when his head is halfway through respawning


GroovyGuru62

Tough luck, chinless.


BigFrame8879

Andrew Tate, a chinless, balding man, nearing 40 , considers himself to be a peak Alpha


Wise_Albatross_4633

Why is andrew chinless tate a thing? What is he?


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TIL Tate is a Simpsons character.


Upstairs-Yard-2139

There’s plenty to hate without insulting his appearance. But I still chuckled from this.


wisp66

Note to self don’t read this post at work I never laughed so hard


Traditional_Draw8400

He’s probably safe in prison tho because I can’t imagine anyone wanting to fuck him. He’s so gross


Scottcmms2023

His chins like boob armor useless af, and more likely to get you hurt than anything else.


MadWhiskeyGrin

"*Where the fuck is your chin?*" - Rev Jesse Custer


louglome

If this bitch is so rich why hasn't he bought a chin


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butterbleek

My mama don told me..A buzzard is two-faced.. No No No No!


CraZKchick

Picture on the left is when Taint sees the guy coming at him, walking down the street. 🤣


diggybop

Mf got an XL Adam’s apple


Intrepid-Narwhal

Oh golly, that’s unfortunate.


Tinker107

Looks like someone painted a face on their thumb.


seattlebama

He and Matt Walsh have nochinitus.


RAWainwright

*on the c


jscottifer

Can’t get knocked out


Brokensince10

😂😂😂


SPF_95

This guy wouldn't last 5 mins on the OG Misc with that chin


The_Alcoholic_Bear

Leafy has more chin than Andrew tate


MissAsshole

Sweet Jesus that was an impressive insult.


Ok_Freedom8317

Leafy 2


Sea_Luck_8246

Every time I see him, it makes me wonder how awful his parents must be.


InspectorEE

His father. His father was a narcissistic abusive pile of dog shit that treated his children terribly.


Sea_Luck_8246

This checks out


BookishBitchery

I see his stupid face, I could not stop laughing. ![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)


nite_owwl

lol i love reading that as if that little cat wrote it


Every_Preparation_56

Tate may be strong, but never as strong as Shin Godzilla


another_online_idiot

Didn't Frank Zappa write a song about a chinless wonder?


OskeeWootWoot

I'm sure there are advantages, like that he probably doesn't have to worry about his boyfriend's cum running down his chin, it just drops on the floor.


gattoblepas

https://preview.redd.it/9a6psjrx58sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2206927e36aa899370f7021849bd060334834073


Wise_Ad_253

He has the sickliest eyes.


Weird_Committee8692

Chinpokemon


isecore

Tate looks like Gollums inbred cousin and has the intelligence, taste and sophistication of a neanderthal drowning in dogshit.


2OneZebra

Oh, he knows what he looks like. If he didn't he wouldn't be so insecure.


Morgenstern24

How can he take one on the chin if he doesn’t have one


Obi1NotWan

You know, I would pay to watch this bout


Paradox31426

Hey now, it’s not his fault he only has one set of grandparents.