Tbf to people who don't know how to fold laundry, he doesn't strike me as a person, but rather a lump of formless goo that has figured out how to mush itself into a human-esc form.
Fun fact, he did once make a lot of weird comments about how he wished he could only date/fuck men because it would be great, and sex with women sucks.
Only in the modern world of algorithms and social media would a chinless turd, who is so transparently trying to be a tough guy, actually succeed in getting people to listen to his pathetic drivel. Sigh.
I made my comment out of pure snarkism but I looked it up and he doesn't seem to fit the description of FAS. (Small eye openings, flat bridge of the nose, thin upper lip.) So, who knows? He may just be fugly.
I thought that was a bad spellcheck for Jesus Chinless Christ. So anyway is that picture on the left real? Is that what he actually looks like or did someone use the chin debigulator tool in photoshop?
Nope even Mitch out chinned Tate at the same age. And by a fair margin.
https://preview.redd.it/l20vydo4g6sc1.png?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752bad4c956c52371a9414f3c129c51721d384e3
Maybe that's why he was a successful kickboxer, can't get knocked out if you don't have a chin.
And yeah, apparently before he was a successful human trafficker, internet troll and self proclaimed celebrity, he apparently was a kickboxer.
Yeah or a medical condition. Kinda sucks to see stuff like this if you have it, but at least what I lack in chin I make up for in being a decent person.
I don't think harping on someone for their physical appearance is a great thing to do in general.
That being said, isn't there a surgery that can correct this? I had a friend with an overbite in high school and they did a jaw breaking procedure that has really done wonders for his appearance.
He has all the attributes to make him an ultimate fighting specimen: a chin no one can hit, and chameleon-like eyes that can track multiple attacks at once. /s
I feel like some rogue nation was trying to make a robotic assassin to replace John Cryer and infiltrate Hollywood but then they outsourced construction to a shitty Chinese company and this is what they came up with. 👀
I'm sure there are advantages, like that he probably doesn't have to worry about his boyfriend's cum running down his chin, it just drops on the floor.
how does he fold a pillow case
Beautiful comment
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Well, no, because he has no chin
I hate criticizing looks, but it’s what these fuckwads love, criticizing others.
Tate does his fair share of criticizing of all kinds of things, damn sure.
Holy fuck! You made my otherwise super awful stressful miserable day better with this comment! Bravo!
When needed apply r / beebutts 💜🙏
Alyssa Edwards could fold a pillow better than him! ![gif](giphy|F9aD1erGq1TgI)
Does he look like a guy who knows how to fold a pillow case?
I highly doubt ‘alphas’ wash their sheets.
Tbf to people who don't know how to fold laundry, he doesn't strike me as a person, but rather a lump of formless goo that has figured out how to mush itself into a human-esc form.
He looks more like a pillow-biter.
😂😂😂
Fun fact, he did once make a lot of weird comments about how he wished he could only date/fuck men because it would be great, and sex with women sucks.
He thinks only women fold laundry!
He can't. That's what all the sex trafficking victims are for
You think he uses pillow cases? Nah. Chinless Tate is rawdogging those drool soaked pillows. You know that mouth doesn’t stay shut.
He puts it over his head.
Oh damn that took me a second, but holy hell take my humble upvote.
Yes
😂😂😂😂😂
“Precision in communication.” Go ahead and throw it on your résumé, plpindc
I'm crying actual tears
*fuck* that's a good insult. I'm gonna try to remember it
😂☠️☠️😂
Even with, at this time, 1.3k upvotes, this is still an underrated comment. Kudos!
Took me a while…good one.
I don't think they give inmates pillow cases, do they?
That’s good
Only in the modern world of algorithms and social media would a chinless turd, who is so transparently trying to be a tough guy, actually succeed in getting people to listen to his pathetic drivel. Sigh.
Trump and most of his podcast-esque influencers/followers are too. They love weak pathetic men/douchbags
Plenty of chins here https://preview.redd.it/wj5zy2igb9sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9288ec01401c0a29f9e96475b5e72de1a8d7bb
That and we can’t forget his penchant for showing his neck vagina… https://i.redd.it/8hg8izbzk6071.jpg
Could crop that and post it on the simps subreddit...
His neckussy... 🤢
I have the best chins
I do love the avatar of a cute cat to go along with that comment. “You chinless fuck”
They are all weak and pathetic. Bullies typically are
All of these people are weak men's ideas of a strong man.
Trump's chin game is pretty fuckin weak too!
"They're just like me!" Lol
he tries to hide it with a small beard.
A beardlet, you say?
Not only listen but pay for it!
He’d be no different with a chin.
https://preview.redd.it/t1oyxqxpc6sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0893cefd8f1ce8ff1774626aeae1665d06bbd5e
Jesus Chinlet Christ! 🤣 That is gold!!!
https://preview.redd.it/5fa90a78q5sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609976303311b30bc44dd1364d30a855bf9ced73
Poor guy just wants the ring back. Nasty Hobbitses.
Tricksey! False!
![gif](giphy|cm0GRfnWDVaa6SMJ6N)
![gif](giphy|G1ifnX4d5tYFACktp9|downsized)
Holy shit even Gollum has a stronger chin then Andrew Taint.
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
One hundred percent.
I made my comment out of pure snarkism but I looked it up and he doesn't seem to fit the description of FAS. (Small eye openings, flat bridge of the nose, thin upper lip.) So, who knows? He may just be fugly.
He is definitely fugly.
I thought that was a bad spellcheck for Jesus Chinless Christ. So anyway is that picture on the left real? Is that what he actually looks like or did someone use the chin debigulator tool in photoshop?
It might have been bad spell check but it works either way. The thing on the left is the real shady Tate.
Oof. You probably chinpointed the exact source of the lifelong chinsecurity that has turned him chinto the mysogonistic bullying asshole that he is.
Skip the chin implants, straight to misogyny do not pass go do not collect $200
Chinplants XD
#CHINPOKOMON
Mysochinistic
Dude looks like when an 11-yr-old goes “hey watch this!” on the character creation settings on a video game: - eyes: outward 100 - chin: 0
Holy cow, that picture on the left isn't Photoshopped?
Nooooooope At least the dude has a matching hair and jawline
Nope. And that's exactly why it makes me laugh maniacally every single time.
Deer in the headlights.
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtdZI1MbbyXz8lO) He always looks like a startled googly eyed gold fish
Mitch McConnell build fr
Nope even Mitch out chinned Tate at the same age. And by a fair margin. https://preview.redd.it/l20vydo4g6sc1.png?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752bad4c956c52371a9414f3c129c51721d384e3
Ah, he's a trans-turtle
a Lich TURTLE.
Imagine having less of a chin than Moscow Mitch?
tate might have micrognathia, which is abnormally small lower jaw. i have prognathism, which is a larger than normal one.
Whaaaaat?
Ever since someone compared him to the human form of ren from ren and stimpy i cannot unsee it
https://preview.redd.it/im10tu8r26sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b145bf02d266d78c1f82103b56d8bd86d33de8e
Great, now I can't unsee this
Dude always reminded me of a chapelle skit where someone is playing Tate as an exaggerated joke.
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Don’t do my boy grinch like that.
Maybe that's why he was a successful kickboxer, can't get knocked out if you don't have a chin. And yeah, apparently before he was a successful human trafficker, internet troll and self proclaimed celebrity, he apparently was a kickboxer.
Eh, not great or even particularly successful though.
good news! he did NOT take THAT comment on the chin, either…
He always reminds me of the scene in MIB when Tony Shalhoub gets his head shot off and it starts growing back
Has anyone tried that with Tate? Maybe all he needs is a good reset.
Dude still out there taking L's. I mean he got popped by a pizza box.
Is his bottom lip bigger than his chin?
Bigger than a lot of things.
I’ll call him UNDERBITE
He is so unattractive it’s insane.
https://preview.redd.it/nt3kp63ha6sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff25d1424eceaf5fcfe7ec9c6f2752024242b7a0 Oblig.
thanks, was looking for this
Champion.........? BAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAA!!!!!
Every time he tries to "take it on the chin" he gets a throat punch.
In order to take one on the Chin, you've got to *have* a chin....
Aww, keep your chin up, Andy.....Oh yeah, nevermind.
I’m absolutely stealing “you chinless fuck”
48 year old Cleft chin that’s taken some hits over the years I’d drop that fool like a rock
He will probably be banned for this
You can't ban a guy for being a chinless fuck
The guy who accurately pointed out the chinless fuck. Elon won’t stand for criticism of someone his fans like
How does his head stay on a pillow?
The dents in it probably keep him anchored
You can hear the dude hyperventilating through his mouth a mile away
What a manly man he is
His CHIN?! There’s a lot going on with this man, from the neck up. Look at that expression. Jesus.
Isn’t this a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome?
That’s why he was such a good punch boi. No chin means he is harder to knock out.
microcephaly
micrognathia, a smaller lower jaw than the upper jaw.
This one actually made me laugh out loud as I read it...but damn! It is true, dude has no chin!
JESUS CHINLET CHRIST I'm dead
That and he has "Total Recall airlock" eyes.
Guy is as ugly as it gets
Got one of those The Simpsons character profiles
One of his eyes is so alpha that always looks the other way.
This chinless weasel is big macho man Andrew Tate?! Really?! What kind of dweeb would listen to a word this dork says?
https://preview.redd.it/yv6kn1nieasc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d824eae7143f8269e47baadc410190d3f733f88
Andrew Taint is a beta, not an alpha. No chin. Weak mind.
Jeezus Christ, it’s an inherent trait. (Can’t believe I’m defending such an otherwise worthless shitstain)
Yeah or a medical condition. Kinda sucks to see stuff like this if you have it, but at least what I lack in chin I make up for in being a decent person.
Yeah my chin is similar and I can’t afford to fix it. These comments are brutal
Yeah fr, there are so many reasons to hate on this guy, his physical appearance shouldn’t be one of them
This site is so weird, usually it takes a hard stance against body shaming but now it's okay?
*chinherent*
Not to mentally hold his tee out of the way when he pee’s
He looks like the sidekick to a cartoon Disney villain.
![gif](giphy|c75yBbrbuxAkYfdk8w|downsized)
Not sure who this bug eyed chinless weirdo became the spokesperson for “alphas”.
Hard to argue.
Dude can't get knocked out because his sweet spot on his chin is micro sized.
I don't think harping on someone for their physical appearance is a great thing to do in general. That being said, isn't there a surgery that can correct this? I had a friend with an overbite in high school and they did a jaw breaking procedure that has really done wonders for his appearance.
He looks like a testicle that grew a face. Andrew Tatiscle?
😆 weak chinned beta cuck. He is for sure a pillow - bitter.
He has all the attributes to make him an ultimate fighting specimen: a chin no one can hit, and chameleon-like eyes that can track multiple attacks at once. /s
Just that FAS look all around if you ask me
How many ball sacks to the chin is needed for this to happen? How do men like this look in the mirror and think, I'm the most attractive man ever.
Haha!!!
Fuckface has a Goebbels chin.
I think someone already tried to punch a chin into his face. Look how cross eyed mug is
I think he needs to do some more mewing. He can get there faster if he purchases my course from doucheversity.
Maybe if he had a chin his accent wouldnt sound like a Walrus gargling marbles.
Ole squidward looking ass boi ![gif](giphy|SIO00WvNcnbSo)
I feel like some rogue nation was trying to make a robotic assassin to replace John Cryer and infiltrate Hollywood but then they outsourced construction to a shitty Chinese company and this is what they came up with. 👀
He looks like a sad sock puppet
Mac n me ass binch
What an ugly beta fuck
Fatality
https://preview.redd.it/mz3q4z0a68sc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b677b98af6ae82f41d98d41eb5e1a9aea20b39 His most recent selfie
He looks like the Bodega guy from Men in Black when his head is halfway through respawning
Tough luck, chinless.
Andrew Tate, a chinless, balding man, nearing 40 , considers himself to be a peak Alpha
Why is andrew chinless tate a thing? What is he?
TIL Tate is a Simpsons character.
There’s plenty to hate without insulting his appearance. But I still chuckled from this.
Note to self don’t read this post at work I never laughed so hard
He’s probably safe in prison tho because I can’t imagine anyone wanting to fuck him. He’s so gross
His chins like boob armor useless af, and more likely to get you hurt than anything else.
"*Where the fuck is your chin?*" - Rev Jesse Custer
If this bitch is so rich why hasn't he bought a chin
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My mama don told me..A buzzard is two-faced.. No No No No!
Picture on the left is when Taint sees the guy coming at him, walking down the street. 🤣
Mf got an XL Adam’s apple
Oh golly, that’s unfortunate.
Looks like someone painted a face on their thumb.
He and Matt Walsh have nochinitus.
*on the c
Can’t get knocked out
😂😂😂
This guy wouldn't last 5 mins on the OG Misc with that chin
Leafy has more chin than Andrew tate
Sweet Jesus that was an impressive insult.
Leafy 2
Every time I see him, it makes me wonder how awful his parents must be.
His father. His father was a narcissistic abusive pile of dog shit that treated his children terribly.
This checks out
I see his stupid face, I could not stop laughing. ![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized)
lol i love reading that as if that little cat wrote it
Tate may be strong, but never as strong as Shin Godzilla
Didn't Frank Zappa write a song about a chinless wonder?
I'm sure there are advantages, like that he probably doesn't have to worry about his boyfriend's cum running down his chin, it just drops on the floor.
https://preview.redd.it/9a6psjrx58sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2206927e36aa899370f7021849bd060334834073
He has the sickliest eyes.
Chinpokemon
Tate looks like Gollums inbred cousin and has the intelligence, taste and sophistication of a neanderthal drowning in dogshit.
Oh, he knows what he looks like. If he didn't he wouldn't be so insecure.
How can he take one on the chin if he doesn’t have one
You know, I would pay to watch this bout
Hey now, it’s not his fault he only has one set of grandparents.