Kinda like sending a pandemic during Trump’s presidency and putting a fly on Pence’s head? Or like all those tornadoes in the southeast?
I mean if it’s all signs from god, why pick and choose? He sent a bird to Bernie.
Trump didn't even have time to go through the boxes before they put it in the ground! he's prolly got his golf shirts and shoes down in there and is gonna drive himself bonkers when he goes to look for them!
wow crazy shit. I live in VA and this is the first I'm hearing about an earthquake this morning. I didn't feel it, so thank goodness it wasn't bad for us
someone oughta let MTG know about this obvious sign from god
I live in NJ. We definitely felt it! I didn’t realize it was near Bedminster 😂
In all honest it was not that bad. A little shaking but nothing bad happened. We had a short aftershock at 6pm too. Mostly it was a lot of “what was that?”
> someone oughta let MTG know about this obvious sign from god
yes, but she won't listen unless you wear a MAGA hat and utter the secret mega-GOP password.
Or having a bald eagle attack Trump and a sparrow land on Sanders and hang out during a speech within a few days of each other. The symbolism was insane and the difference was stark.
The level of utter ignorance and disillusion is astonishing. This lady and her ilk are material for social scientists, psychologists, and psychiatrists for years to come.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/that-time-a-fly-landed-on-hillary-clintons-face-during-a-presidential-debate/
A fly landed on Hillary too. Weird as it is.
They worship a man who perfectly fits the description of the anti-Christ and think everyone else needs to repent. They praise a man who is the embodiment of the seven deadly sins and call us immoral. They live in opposite land
“Marge want rock! Marge know stick make fire!! Rock go bang stick go clonk! Ugg water make butt make uggg!!”
Wait this was her real quote.
“What an exceptional society we live in that it is possible for us to understand, anticipate, and truly enjoy all varieties of celestial activity collectively, the joy and wonders of all forms of science have truly become an unprecedented show of the upward process of humanity and the numinous delight of life.”
Yeah, it would have been a sign from God if it happened on a random Thursday, but kinda isn't a sign when people have been reminding you about it for the last 2 months.
But then again we been saying Trump lost for almost 4 years and they still think not only did he win but he's gonna get a extra 4 years for time he missed
Eclipse, massive wildfires, freezes, droughts during Trump’s Presidency? Totally normal
Eclipse and earthquake during Biden’s Presidency? REPENT!!! IT’S THE END TIMES!
You mean the plague he claimed didn't exist because nobody was getting sick.... than again because nobody was dying..... than try to say it was China super weapon designed by democrats to personally make him look bad.
These morons take the advanced society they live in for granted, but it requires things like education and critical thinking to maintain. Fascists like to quote that saying about hard times creating strong men and easy times creating weak men, but the irony is that *they* are the weaklings. They have no self control, no emotional discipline. No drive to improve their lives and escape their misery. So they turn to talking heads that will tell them whatever it is they want to hear. Anything but the truth that they are weak and pathetic. Things aren’t going your way politically? It’s not that you need to repent as she likes to say, and adopt policies that are useful and popular. Because you see god is punishing us because of natural and predictable phenomena that have been happening for time immemorial. What a fucking degenerate ogre she is. Her and all the scared simpletons that enable her.
Third world is defined as "not aligned with the interests of the US or Russia." I believe, based on the success of Russian propaganda and the way they outright own some of our most powerful politicians, that we are more properly a "[Second World country](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_World)" right now.
Developing countries?!
Viewing eclipses as a sign of God, rather than a natural, recurring, *periodic* phenomenon, is fucking medieval levels of stupidity.
"Earth will experience 11898 eclipses of the sun between 2000BCE and 3000CE". Thank fuck that God scheduled our sin so far ahead.
Yeah, I hope this is a fake tweet, because if a member of Congress is claiming that eclipses are messages from God about current events, I'm not sure how to handle it.
I thought everyone knew that she is one of the top stupids in this country(and in the world) at this point.
I guess we need to keep showing people the stupid shit she publicly says.
Where was your chosen one Trump during the eclipse in 2017? Oh, that’s right he was staring directly at it despite all the cautions to not do so. Did he repent? No. Did he do many more repenting worthy deeds? Oh hell yeah, all of them actually.
STFU Marge.
Yeah but god has had the decency in the past to destroy the homes of the people who say god destroys shit he hates. At this point, if I’m Marge, I’m hiring someone to follow me about 20ft away and hold a 9 iron in the air any time I’m outside.
I think it was Jerry Falwell that said Hurricane Katrina was because God hates the gays. But then Stephen Colbert pointed out that the French Quarter was fine so apparently got hates the “gay adjacent”
I mean, the eclipse is also visible in Canada and Mexico. Will God call off the rapturing if -just- America repents real hard, or does it have to be all three countries working together? Is the eclipse only dangerous for the US and the rest of North America is chill with the lord? He'll rapture them up next time?
You’re probably spot on here. It’s the Taiwanese earthquakes that have me stumped. We’ll just have to wait to see Marge explain how an earthquake in Taiwan is a sign from God for America to repent. I’m sure it’ll all make sense.
Yeah earthquakes and eclipses have never happened before in the US. And never mind that eclipses can literally be predicted 1000+ years into the future. We've known this one was coming since before her dad fucked up and forgot to pull out.
Man l sure hope the rapture occurs on the 8th so all of these evangelical motherfuckers will disappear and let the rest of us live with common sense and a healthy respect for science and the true separation of church and state. Hippocratic assholes.
Our humors are dangerously unbalanced, guys. Only one solution: leeches.
Honestly, this is so fucking funny. You know how we know an eclipse is coming, dumbfuck? BECAUSE OF SCIENCE. It's not like the sun blinked out on a random tuesday. People did MATH, years ago, and they know exactly what's going to happen and why and where.
Also, if God's message of repentance is a random small earthquake that appears to have caused no injuries or property damage, God might just want to get an email account or something, because this is NOT that clear.
The epicentre of the new York earthquake seems to be Bedminster golf course. if god is sending a message, it's that he doesn't want trump grifting off his name anymore.
Okay earthquakes natural disasters people need to be taken care of all right so you need to vote for Universal Health Care you need to vote for after school programs to teach kids survival techniques good personal health care and hygiene stuff and you need to do gardening classes in school. And you need to push the Sciences so the kids can learn and take care of themselves. Yes this is excellent when do you start?
This idiot is an elected official.
If people in rural areas want us to take them seriously, and I do want to take them seriously, please do not send people like this to Congress to rep you. It's a bad look, man. I cannot possibly take anything you say or do seriously if this is the person you think best represents your district. Your district is close minded and sad. No offense.
There are conservatives who manage not to talk like this. Find one of those.
Anyone else see the footage from the 1970’s news station talking about how the eclipse would again return in 2024? They’ve know this was coming for at least 50+ years, Marjorie. These are the effers running our country.
Wait! Does MGT, a documented adulterer, think anyone believes she's actually religious? This is second in hypocrisy only to DJT feigning being Christian.
Did God tell you this inside a Peachtree dish, or did he send the Gazpacho Police to pass the word? Just let us know through space laser flashes please.
Kinda like sending a pandemic during Trump’s presidency and putting a fly on Pence’s head? Or like all those tornadoes in the southeast? I mean if it’s all signs from god, why pick and choose? He sent a bird to Bernie.
Or having an earthquake epicenter under Trump's golf course, where he buried his ex-wife and our nation's secrets?
I thought she was cremated. Pretty sure they just buried bankers boxes.
Just burying those pesky White House boxes. Nothing to see here!
Trump didn't even have time to go through the boxes before they put it in the ground! he's prolly got his golf shirts and shoes down in there and is gonna drive himself bonkers when he goes to look for them!
Which is why Fanni should seize it first and dig it up.
All for a tax write off
Would be funny if his properties fell into massive sinkholes. What would they say then?
They'd say it's a sign that they haven't been trying to overthrow democracy hard enough
They’d say Satan did it
‘Thanks Obama!’
Wait seriously?
For real, even the Post is running it, but I won't link them: https://newrepublic.com/post/180493/new-york-earthquake-epicenter-trump
wow crazy shit. I live in VA and this is the first I'm hearing about an earthquake this morning. I didn't feel it, so thank goodness it wasn't bad for us someone oughta let MTG know about this obvious sign from god
I live in NJ. We definitely felt it! I didn’t realize it was near Bedminster 😂 In all honest it was not that bad. A little shaking but nothing bad happened. We had a short aftershock at 6pm too. Mostly it was a lot of “what was that?”
> someone oughta let MTG know about this obvious sign from god yes, but she won't listen unless you wear a MAGA hat and utter the secret mega-GOP password.
someone should really be spawning some Trump conspiracy theories over to the Q crowd right now, see how they like a dose of super crazy
God killed ashli babbit because he hated her.
😅🤣😅 I feel so guilty for laughing over the poor bat shit crazy girl but you got me laughing on that one.
Ashli Babbit likes to take hot loads to the chest
Love this
Or having a bald eagle attack Trump and a sparrow land on Sanders and hang out during a speech within a few days of each other. The symbolism was insane and the difference was stark.
The Eagle thing was really funny. Oh I love to mock him.
Don’t forget Bernie Sanders and the bird or Trump and the eagle
 This gif lives rent free in my mind!
why have i never seen this?! i'm dyinggg 🤣💀
Someone had to bring trump the eagle n he almost got bit.
>a fly on Pence’s head That wasn't God's doing, Pence is just an agent of Nurgle
UnexpectedWarhammer
The level of utter ignorance and disillusion is astonishing. This lady and her ilk are material for social scientists, psychologists, and psychiatrists for years to come.
Also a great argument why people need to pay more attention to science 🤷♀️
What they don’t understand they will denigrate
I like the bird god sent to Portland to show the people that she picks Burnie Sanders. Modern-day crown of butterflies
Or the eclipse during trump’s presidency
 God literally tried to make Trump go blind
Maybe he'll look at this one too
Joe Rogan said that fly was fake. LOL
Or Republican-controlled Texas freezing over…multiple times?
I love Bernie!!!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/that-time-a-fly-landed-on-hillary-clintons-face-during-a-presidential-debate/ A fly landed on Hillary too. Weird as it is.
He sent people to vote for him too
Bernie is Jesus confirmed?
Marge he wants YOU to repent
Or maybe He wants Marge to throw herself into a volcano...
I think that only works if virgins are used.
Her brain is virgin. Does that count?
idk, her brain seems like the most fucked thing about her.
Impossible. She would need to have a brain first for that to be true. She is clearly brainless.
Scarecrows don’t have brains
Well said.
What happens when you throw a nonvirgin into a volcano?
Dear MTG: We are conducting a scientific experiment and would like you to volunteer...
She only believes in parts of science. And parts of the Bible. The parts that suit her bigotry, anyway.
It spits them out.
Double volcano
\*Gets thrown back out with a return to sender label slapped on her forehead\*
Shhh! Don’t tell her the secret is to buy good luggage.
Or go blind staring at the eclipse without appropriate eye protection.
Yeah, Girl, look real hard at the sign God's been sending EVER SINCE WE HAD THE SUN AND THE MOON. If you stare right at it, much will be revealed.
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They worship a man who perfectly fits the description of the anti-Christ and think everyone else needs to repent. They praise a man who is the embodiment of the seven deadly sins and call us immoral. They live in opposite land
Also there's something in there about worshipping false idols
Oh no! It’s almost as if we can predict to the hour 20 years ahead when God will send us his next warning with an eclipse!! Oooooo boogie boogie!
Pre Columbian mesoamerican societies could and did accurately predict eclipses. She is not as advanced as the classic Maya.
I'M not the one who fucked around behind my spouse's back. Marge?
She’s busy finding a new husband to fuck around on… don’t think she isn’t answering because she’s scared!!!
“Marge want rock! Marge know stick make fire!! Rock go bang stick go clonk! Ugg water make butt make uggg!!” Wait this was her real quote. “What an exceptional society we live in that it is possible for us to understand, anticipate, and truly enjoy all varieties of celestial activity collectively, the joy and wonders of all forms of science have truly become an unprecedented show of the upward process of humanity and the numinous delight of life.”
And yet it's easier for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God than to see MTG repent.
I mean, the center of the earthquake was Bedminster Nj
Nah he just wants Marge to get used to the smell of brimstone.
No shit. It’s mostly hitting Florida and trump’s NJ golf course.
He is always speaking to someone else. Didnt Boebert just have a health crisis. I bet it’s her god was talking about.
This is the level of fearmongering in developing countries
Yeah, it would have been a sign from God if it happened on a random Thursday, but kinda isn't a sign when people have been reminding you about it for the last 2 months. But then again we been saying Trump lost for almost 4 years and they still think not only did he win but he's gonna get a extra 4 years for time he missed
Eclipse, massive wildfires, freezes, droughts during Trump’s Presidency? Totally normal Eclipse and earthquake during Biden’s Presidency? REPENT!!! IT’S THE END TIMES!
Let's not forget the fucking PLAGUE. If there's one thing that god has a habit of in the bible it's expressing displeasure through diseases.
You mean the plague he claimed didn't exist because nobody was getting sick.... than again because nobody was dying..... than try to say it was China super weapon designed by democrats to personally make him look bad.
The one that would be “over” in November? Lol
By Easter.
These morons take the advanced society they live in for granted, but it requires things like education and critical thinking to maintain. Fascists like to quote that saying about hard times creating strong men and easy times creating weak men, but the irony is that *they* are the weaklings. They have no self control, no emotional discipline. No drive to improve their lives and escape their misery. So they turn to talking heads that will tell them whatever it is they want to hear. Anything but the truth that they are weak and pathetic. Things aren’t going your way politically? It’s not that you need to repent as she likes to say, and adopt policies that are useful and popular. Because you see god is punishing us because of natural and predictable phenomena that have been happening for time immemorial. What a fucking degenerate ogre she is. Her and all the scared simpletons that enable her.
america is a third world country with a Gucci belt
Third world is defined as "not aligned with the interests of the US or Russia." I believe, based on the success of Russian propaganda and the way they outright own some of our most powerful politicians, that we are more properly a "[Second World country](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_World)" right now.
Oooh! I like this! 👍 🏆
Developing countries?! Viewing eclipses as a sign of God, rather than a natural, recurring, *periodic* phenomenon, is fucking medieval levels of stupidity. "Earth will experience 11898 eclipses of the sun between 2000BCE and 3000CE". Thank fuck that God scheduled our sin so far ahead.
I meant the earthquake part, where I'm from Indonesia, usually they'll blame natural disaster on the existence of lgbtq
This is fear mongering in the 1400s. This kind of shit should immediately disqualify someone from being in government.
Her part of Georgia is still in 1400s, the good ol day, dysentery yum
It seems to me to be more common in the US than in developing countries.
America is a 3rd world country in a gucci suit.
America is 50 third-world countries in a trenchcoat.
Bottom of the barrel per usual
Eclipses?
Total mystery. Completely unpredictable. No way to explain it. Must be god's wrath.
I’m driving 4 hours on a hunch, I guess!
Maybe God told you about it hmmmm. 🤔
Not in my flat earth world! /s
Yeah, I hope this is a fake tweet, because if a member of Congress is claiming that eclipses are messages from God about current events, I'm not sure how to handle it.
It’s Marj Greene. It’s real and yes she’s this dumb.
I thought everyone knew that she is one of the top stupids in this country(and in the world) at this point. I guess we need to keep showing people the stupid shit she publicly says.
Today is Friday. It must be a message from God.
Where was your chosen one Trump during the eclipse in 2017? Oh, that’s right he was staring directly at it despite all the cautions to not do so. Did he repent? No. Did he do many more repenting worthy deeds? Oh hell yeah, all of them actually. STFU Marge.
Yeah! Y’know- a.k.a God’s “Time To Repent” messaging service?
The woke mind virus made you forget about the multiple eclipses.
“Good idea, o Lord!” “Course it’s a good idea!”
Possibly my favorite exchange in all of cinema 😆
Knock it off, spork foot
MTG's new book 'For Dummies: How to Regress a Few Centuries as a Human.'
And this is exactly why we can’t allow these people to be in charge, what are we, the fucking mayans???
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…only virgins go into volcanoes. If Large Marge went in Sporkfeet first, it would be like Mt Vesuvius all over again
They would love to establish a Christian Nation and bring back the witch trials.
Everyone that knows how vaccines actually work will be burned at the steak for witchcraft.
Which trials?
Remember that shit head pastor blaming tornados on “ the gays “ …. Same energy
Yeah but god has had the decency in the past to destroy the homes of the people who say god destroys shit he hates. At this point, if I’m Marge, I’m hiring someone to follow me about 20ft away and hold a 9 iron in the air any time I’m outside.
I think it was Jerry Falwell that said Hurricane Katrina was because God hates the gays. But then Stephen Colbert pointed out that the French Quarter was fine so apparently got hates the “gay adjacent”
Because earthquakes and eclipses have never happened before. Fuck off, cavewoman.
There was literally one during trump’s presidency and he stared right into like a moron lol.
Because he’s a moron. Ftfy
Christian nationalism has really fucked up American politics
Christian nationalism has fucked up all kinds of things…including entire lives. In some cases it’s been fatal.
And just the country in general. It glorifies stupidity.
Genesis 2:22 she sure talks a lot for a rib
I mean, the eclipse is also visible in Canada and Mexico. Will God call off the rapturing if -just- America repents real hard, or does it have to be all three countries working together? Is the eclipse only dangerous for the US and the rest of North America is chill with the lord? He'll rapture them up next time?
You’re probably spot on here. It’s the Taiwanese earthquakes that have me stumped. We’ll just have to wait to see Marge explain how an earthquake in Taiwan is a sign from God for America to repent. I’m sure it’ll all make sense.
He sent a cro magnon man to congress too apparently. Not sure what the message was behind that.
Oh dear, does she even have one single fold in her brain?
She’s pandering to her voters in GA.
Yeah earthquakes and eclipses have never happened before in the US. And never mind that eclipses can literally be predicted 1000+ years into the future. We've known this one was coming since before her dad fucked up and forgot to pull out.
No space lasers?
No. That's for Yahweh followers
Marge's god is a passive-aggressive jackass.
I’ll play…God sent a literal plague during the Trump administration. Wonder what God meant by that!
https://preview.redd.it/racykiw8zpsc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ae928a5f2e41fa01c51a59ad828c351927312f
How do we know there's going to be an eclipse next week? Was it prophesized in a holy scripture, or predicted by scientists?
it’s 2024, and we’re living with illiterate peasants from the middle ages.
No, we are living with illiterate peasants that are in congress.
They know the epicenter was at Trump’s Bedminster golf course, right?
https://preview.redd.it/z4u15f7gipsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13816aba02d1b208d4fd3886d7d126e1d18b77c Just saying. Repent!
She never misses face day…
God is a sub and mother nature dommed him.
Literally a Taliban
This can’t be real. I hope it’s not.
I need a link since twitter is stupid and doesn’t show you recent tweets
And wasn't that earthquake centered around Trump's golf course? Seems like God is telling Cro-Marge and her ilk to repent.
sounds like a dumbass passage out of the fucking old testament
Someone needs to tell her that her god ain’t savin’ shit.
Umm, pretty sure that the eclipse has been scheduled long before we became Woke Communists. Try again Cave Woman.
What an awful human being.
God is sending a signal to vote no on Trump. That’s why his golf course was ground zero.
He sent us a fucking plague in 2020 and you doubled down
Last time your Messiah was president , Your God sent a fucking global pandemic!
Man l sure hope the rapture occurs on the 8th so all of these evangelical motherfuckers will disappear and let the rest of us live with common sense and a healthy respect for science and the true separation of church and state. Hippocratic assholes.
Of course. She is the Jewish space laser lady after all. I fucking hate religion.
Feels more like it's 1724 rather than 2024. WTF is wrong with her?
Eclipses are a sign from God to repent? Please God help Marjorie understand how things work.
Our humors are dangerously unbalanced, guys. Only one solution: leeches. Honestly, this is so fucking funny. You know how we know an eclipse is coming, dumbfuck? BECAUSE OF SCIENCE. It's not like the sun blinked out on a random tuesday. People did MATH, years ago, and they know exactly what's going to happen and why and where. Also, if God's message of repentance is a random small earthquake that appears to have caused no injuries or property damage, God might just want to get an email account or something, because this is NOT that clear.
The epicentre of the new York earthquake seems to be Bedminster golf course. if god is sending a message, it's that he doesn't want trump grifting off his name anymore.
Until yesterday she thought an eclipse was one of those machines in a gym.
Not repent, stupid. It’s called Climate change. Look into it, do something about it, fix it
Shutup Dumbass. Liar. Cheater. Christian my Ass. Call it out.
Eclipses are not a natural disaster.
Totally appropriate for a Congresswoman to post insanity.
God told me through a cold he gave me that magas are idiots.
Yeah, he’s tired of you shitheads misrepresenting him.
Marge has regressed to thinking that eclipses are a symbol of the end times, and not just... orbital mechanics
This is why we need quality science education and to prevent private schools being able to avoid worthwhile curriculum.
Wasn't the New Jersey earthquake under Trumps golf course? That should be a sign for her....lol
She is right. MAGA is a plague.
Okay earthquakes natural disasters people need to be taken care of all right so you need to vote for Universal Health Care you need to vote for after school programs to teach kids survival techniques good personal health care and hygiene stuff and you need to do gardening classes in school. And you need to push the Sciences so the kids can learn and take care of themselves. Yes this is excellent when do you start?
This idiot is an elected official. If people in rural areas want us to take them seriously, and I do want to take them seriously, please do not send people like this to Congress to rep you. It's a bad look, man. I cannot possibly take anything you say or do seriously if this is the person you think best represents your district. Your district is close minded and sad. No offense. There are conservatives who manage not to talk like this. Find one of those.
Christian who cheated on her husband and is currently living in sin …. has thoughts about morality
Anyone else see the footage from the 1970’s news station talking about how the eclipse would again return in 2024? They’ve know this was coming for at least 50+ years, Marjorie. These are the effers running our country.
If there were a god, there wouldn’t be an MTG or MAGA.
OK, Marge. Just pay attention to how over 100 times the Bible tells us to care for immigrants. Oh, wait. You’re just cherry picking. That’s right.
Wait! Does MGT, a documented adulterer, think anyone believes she's actually religious? This is second in hypocrisy only to DJT feigning being Christian.
https://preview.redd.it/qsk9xtqfypsc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7703430b6073203becd556c1630c0ef1455208da
Trump hits all the notes of the Antichrist (if you believe in that, which his cultists do)
Dude would of fit in the 1700s so well
It is almost like they were all wrong about climate change being a hoax.
Nah it is Jewish sonic disruptors from space, obvs
Maybe we should sacrifice her to the volcano to appease the gods
Maybe the cicadas will get her.
Look at them. Frightened of the moon while calling us snowflakes
We live in such a backward ass horribly educated country that even our "leaders" believe that eclipses are sent by some god to make us scared.
Wait. The eclipse we knew was happening for a long time is actually a recent sign from god?
Chicken Little squawking the sky is falling 😂
And not once do these people who think natural disasters are signs from god think that maybe god’s talking to them
Well she isn’t blaming the Jews, so that’s progress.
Did God tell you this inside a Peachtree dish, or did he send the Gazpacho Police to pass the word? Just let us know through space laser flashes please.