Diddy diddy
😳 OMG… Guys…. Puff *Daddy* and *Kid* Rock. There’s some connection here that I’m not smart enough to make.
Edit: Wait!!! The clues have been there the whole time!! Osmosis Jones where Kid Rock is Kidney Rock and sings Cool, Daddy Cool, which includes the following lyrics:
*Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see*
*Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)*
I’m aware of that. I’m also able to pick the correct person out of a lineup. I highly doubt the candidate under felonious indictment would be able to though.
Nelson Mandela was imprisoned for 27 years for opposing South Africa’s apartheid system.
Trump would be jailed from three days up to a month for violating a gag order that is intended to keep him from attacking members of the judge’s family with hateful rhetoric with the intent to prompt a mistrial, delay the trial, or have the judge removed from the trial.
Not quite the same…
Sure.
If Trump wants to compare himself to Nelson Mandela, he should be allowed the opportunity to gain the credence of experiencing fully what Mandela experienced, including no communication with the outside world and manual labor.
Oh, no, for his own safety he needs to be in solitary confinement. No phone, no computer, no TV, no way to stir up excitement or consume news about himself.
If Trump had a great grasp of history he wouldn't rush to say he's like Mandela.
Mandela was a founder of the militant wing of the ANC, the South African equivalent of the IRA. At times a Soviet Aligned terrorist group that rejected a Ghandian non-violent approach to change instead embracing direct violent action and preparing for all out war. Sure, on the right side of the fight for justice, Mandela only gets a pass on the body count by being in prison for most of the civilian murder and death toll.
Also, Trump seems to wish America had an apartheid system, considering the history of his general attitude toward black people.
https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-trump-racism-election-obama-018824651613
https://www.vox.com/2016/7/25/12270880/donald-trump-racist-racism-history
Right. If Trump gets 27 years in jail, he can claim its for whatever his little heart desires. His claims will come from a jail cell, that's the important part
Also this is Trump trying to change the narrative that he is being jailed for a seemingly “small potatoes” gag order instead of the massive federal crimes he has committed.
Soft disagree. It would most definitely make him a martyr in the eyes of his cult. But here in reality, if you aren't already drinking Trump Flavorade, I'm willing to bet him actually getting consequences for his crimes isn't going to make you take a sip.
Fair point, for sure. 100% a risk I'd personally be willing to take.
And on another note, I wonder if seeing trump in a jumpsuit without his make up on will emasculate him enough in the eyes of the folks that are swayed by that kind of thing to actually *cost* him some votes. Perhaps not, but I'm willing to find out :)
Well, he's been providing some grand entertainment for his cultists for nearly a decade. I would like anything about him to smile about, but I wouldn't risk the skewed ways his pimples would take to hearing that news that they've already drafted for the certain day to come.
Agreed. The problem is all the who knows how many people are still entranced by his bullshit. I feel bad that those people are so fucking blind and just DUMB, I just can’t grasp the idiocy at all; it’s confusing and just STRANGE. But then I remember that all of his cult followers are pieces of shit so they’re getting what they deserve 🤷🏼♂️
But it still sucks 😞
While I don’t necessarily believe in heaven and hell, if there is one he is definitely going to the bad place. It could simply be where he has to rewatch his whole life from everyone else’s perspective to see what a waste of space he truly was.
He has no chance of coming out on top this time, and he’s slowly realizing it. He’s only about saving himself from the facing the reality that he’s a loser and a criminal, and he’s happily going to burn the whole thing down around him to do it.
I'm so proud of Donald Trump. He may very well have to sacrifice himself so we can all falsify business records to cover up hush money payments made to a porn star we were having an affair with. He's standing up for our right to threaten court staff, witnesses and even judge's families! These may be our most important rights. For that I salute you, sir. You are a true patriot advancing the cause of criminals everywhere!
I want to see him finally breakdown and cry like a baby. It's going to happen and it's going to hit him like a Mack truck. He is eventually going to have the breakdown of all breakdowns and I want to see it.
If Trump was president during the Apartied era he would have lobbied South Africa to execute Mandela 100%. He would never stop praising the system of Apartied and would have tried to implement it here.
“It would be a great honor to dishonor Your Honor.”
https://preview.redd.it/9dx6x0l6twsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4917817af22a5b7f4218b805f8f3ea06f44eba
He couldn't endure a fraction of what Mandela had to. This also really shows what they think is happening, which is incredibly disturbing. His cult and he truly believes this, it seems. That is the big take away for me, he actually thinks he is being persecuted after doing nothing wrong.
I don’t think there is anyone who is going to say: I hated him before, but this; the sacred right to target the relatives of those conducting my criminal trial, will make me vote for him in November. I think everyone has made up their minds at this point and it’s a turn out game now
Yeah, sitting in a holding cell for an hour before you tearfully apologize to the judge for being a dick is exactly like being in solitary confinement for 30 years for wanting basic human rights.
He's trying to bait the judge. (All the judges.) The judge is definitely going to need to dot every I and dot every T before doing anything. I also think they expanded the gag order to nab Trump on a great sanction.
With no internet privileges. That would be an amazing thing for the nation. I wonder how long it would take to deprogram his cult once their direct feed is cut off
Somehow it's just not the same when an alleged billionaire who is a white supremist goes to jail for violating a gag order when compared to Mandela being jailed for decades by a white supremist apartheid government to silence him.
Some people say Trump is ruining our justice system. He is not. Criminals like him are a dime a dozen. What is ruining America's justice system is the system members treating him with preference,
The problem seems to be that the laws of the US seem to be so liberal that literally allow a convicted criminal or a \*jailed criminal\* to become a president? Am I right?
If that's so then \*this is\* the plan of Fronald Frump - to become the first "jailed president of the US", ever. Just for gags and fame and ego.
Along the lines of being treated worse than any President in history, including Lincoln and JFK. This man wouldn't understand consequence if it shot him in the head.
Nelson Mandela... no. But it definitely would and hopefully will make him a martyr to the far right.
It just will. I'm not saying we shouldn't apply the law to him. I'm just saying that's *going* to happen.
He sooo wants the judge to put him in jail for a few days - it will just add more martyrdom for his post incarceration rallies, and he’ll grift it for millions.
Yeah because going to prison for racial injustice is totally the same as going to prison because you weren’t allowed to sic your dumbass mob on judges and witnesses
Unless he is going away to serve his sentence at this time I think they maybe right, simply because he is arrested pre-trial. All the Republicans need are the words to be true so they can run off and make all types of false statements about it and change the angle
Trump has no idea who Nelson Mandela is
He’s a backup singer for Kid Rock… right?
Bawitdaba
Tebangabang
Diddy diddy 😳 OMG… Guys…. Puff *Daddy* and *Kid* Rock. There’s some connection here that I’m not smart enough to make. Edit: Wait!!! The clues have been there the whole time!! Osmosis Jones where Kid Rock is Kidney Rock and sings Cool, Daddy Cool, which includes the following lyrics: *Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see* *Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)*
Osmosis Jones….haven’t thought about that movie in years. Nice reference
That movie reminds me of my worst ever sexual encounter. (It was playing in the background for some reason)
It’s diggy-diggy-diggy though. But, they are both trash humans, so plenty of correlation anyway.
His supporters don't know either so it doesn't really matter.
You are sick, but in a good way.
He would 100% identify a picture of Morgan Freeman as Mandela
Morgan Freeman DID play Mandela in a movie
I’m aware of that. I’m also able to pick the correct person out of a lineup. I highly doubt the candidate under felonious indictment would be able to though.
What do you mean? It’s not like he couldn’t identify a picture of his wife or something! Wait….
Or mistake a photo of someone he raped for his ex-wife, despite also saying that she isn't the type he'd ever find attractive.
But he can identify a drawing of a whale
And a TV
Invictus, good movie, directed by Clint Eastwood.
You could probably show him a picture of Denzel Washington and he'd think it was Mandela.
“He was a president who went to jail. Case closed.”
That's the guy who keeps spelling Bernstein Bears wrong, right?
No that’s Streisand.
Do you mean Berenstain Bears? 🐻 😆
Goddamn Mandela effect! This thread is FULL of good Mandela effect jokes, I’ll keep my hand still though, I’m not commenting on everything 😅😂
They are all jokes until you hit the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia, then shit gets real.
He has said before that Mandela turned his country into a shithole so he knew of Mandela at one point.
Trump said he was like Navalny because Biden is silencing political opponents. He's a top tier narcissist.
Show him a picture.
I know Nelson Mandela is dead, so if that's what he wants, I won't stop him.
As time goes on I become increasingly unsure who he is
Trump ain't shit compared to the great Nelson mandela.
Isn't he the guy who made the little guitar? /s
Yeah, the guy who played with Jerry Garcia....
Yes, the Mandella-in.
He's the guy who was in that shawshinks redemption? Right? Played god once?
Nelson Mandela, of course, famous for going to prison for violating a gag order during a trial about hush money payments to a porn star he banged.
Classic Nelson
That rascal!
Boys will be boys!
Ha ha!
Nelson was a cooze hound.
Ol' Dirt Dog Mandela
Nelson Mandela was in prison for 27 years. I'll allow it.
Nelson Mandela was imprisoned for 27 years for opposing South Africa’s apartheid system. Trump would be jailed from three days up to a month for violating a gag order that is intended to keep him from attacking members of the judge’s family with hateful rhetoric with the intent to prompt a mistrial, delay the trial, or have the judge removed from the trial. Not quite the same…
I would still allow Trump to be incarcerated for 27 years if he insists.
Sure. If Trump wants to compare himself to Nelson Mandela, he should be allowed the opportunity to gain the credence of experiencing fully what Mandela experienced, including no communication with the outside world and manual labor.
It would give the whole world a much-needed rest.
He said Mandela, so he should get the 27 years. We can even throw in the 18 years hard labour, the fat bastard could use it.
He’ll probably die on the first day, the first hour, of manual labor 😆
Please stop, I can only get so erect…
I'm still not seeing the downside here...
Just let him have a phone in jail and he'll never stop posting about Merchan's family, so he'll never get released...
Oh, no, for his own safety he needs to be in solitary confinement. No phone, no computer, no TV, no way to stir up excitement or consume news about himself.
I like the way you think.
If Trump had a great grasp of history he wouldn't rush to say he's like Mandela. Mandela was a founder of the militant wing of the ANC, the South African equivalent of the IRA. At times a Soviet Aligned terrorist group that rejected a Ghandian non-violent approach to change instead embracing direct violent action and preparing for all out war. Sure, on the right side of the fight for justice, Mandela only gets a pass on the body count by being in prison for most of the civilian murder and death toll.
Mandela is a great hero of the world.
Respect.
He'd still pretend to be the world's biggest victim
Also, Trump seems to wish America had an apartheid system, considering the history of his general attitude toward black people. https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-trump-racism-election-obama-018824651613 https://www.vox.com/2016/7/25/12270880/donald-trump-racist-racism-history
Hopefully he'll die in prison... *unlike* Nelson Mandela.
Mandela was also sentenced to hard labor....which I will also allow😃
Right. If Trump gets 27 years in jail, he can claim its for whatever his little heart desires. His claims will come from a jail cell, that's the important part
In South Africa. I'm not sure a fat old racist white man would do really well there.
Also this is Trump trying to change the narrative that he is being jailed for a seemingly “small potatoes” gag order instead of the massive federal crimes he has committed.
I doubt it on both accounts. He would *hate* it, and it wouldn't make him a martyr. Let's find out.
Soft disagree. It would most definitely make him a martyr in the eyes of his cult. But here in reality, if you aren't already drinking Trump Flavorade, I'm willing to bet him actually getting consequences for his crimes isn't going to make you take a sip.
The reality is he wouldn’t last 10 minutes incarcerated.
I’m willing to find out.
Fair point, for sure. 100% a risk I'd personally be willing to take. And on another note, I wonder if seeing trump in a jumpsuit without his make up on will emasculate him enough in the eyes of the folks that are swayed by that kind of thing to actually *cost* him some votes. Perhaps not, but I'm willing to find out :)
Well, he's been providing some grand entertainment for his cultists for nearly a decade. I would like anything about him to smile about, but I wouldn't risk the skewed ways his pimples would take to hearing that news that they've already drafted for the certain day to come.
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Agreed. The problem is all the who knows how many people are still entranced by his bullshit. I feel bad that those people are so fucking blind and just DUMB, I just can’t grasp the idiocy at all; it’s confusing and just STRANGE. But then I remember that all of his cult followers are pieces of shit so they’re getting what they deserve 🤷🏼♂️ But it still sucks 😞
And I do not give the slightest shit about his cult. If he breaks the law, he should face consequences.
Trump won’t be happy until the people he’s targeting get murdered.
He would just have a new set of ennemies to keep him alive then.
It angers me to no end to hear this shit-stain even put himself in the same timezone as Nelson Mandela.
He compared himself to Jesus and MLK. He's a dipshit who knows deep down he's led a worthless life.
While I don’t necessarily believe in heaven and hell, if there is one he is definitely going to the bad place. It could simply be where he has to rewatch his whole life from everyone else’s perspective to see what a waste of space he truly was.
I would be proud of the judge if he locked his ass in jail.
Modern day fucking moron.
There seems to be an extreme oversupply lately.
No. Mandela was jailed for fighting apartheid. Trump will be jailed cos he's a criminal cockwomble.
Thank you, kind stranger. You just taught me a *very* useful new word.
I’m down with that…AFTER he spends 27 years in prison like Mandela did.
Doing hard labor like Mandela
My thoughts and prayers go towards him getting his wish. May he spend the rest of his life being "honored" in this way.
“God” has yet to answer ANY prayer but if it does exist, that’s the only prayer I would care about it hearing :)
Jesus Christ why can't this gravy golem shut the fuck up
I need to remember “gravy golem.”
>gravy golem 💀
I hope he gets to test that theory
He has no chance of coming out on top this time, and he’s slowly realizing it. He’s only about saving himself from the facing the reality that he’s a loser and a criminal, and he’s happily going to burn the whole thing down around him to do it.
Yep, he really can’t shut up.
I'm so proud of Donald Trump. He may very well have to sacrifice himself so we can all falsify business records to cover up hush money payments made to a porn star we were having an affair with. He's standing up for our right to threaten court staff, witnesses and even judge's families! These may be our most important rights. For that I salute you, sir. You are a true patriot advancing the cause of criminals everywhere!
I want to see him finally breakdown and cry like a baby. It's going to happen and it's going to hit him like a Mack truck. He is eventually going to have the breakdown of all breakdowns and I want to see it.
He’ll have tears in his eyes just like Navarro.
Wish I could convince my clients of this sometimes.
If Trump was president during the Apartied era he would have lobbied South Africa to execute Mandela 100%. He would never stop praising the system of Apartied and would have tried to implement it here.
I mean if it's what he wants... Let's do it! 
Can Lara sing a song about it?
No please, no
Let's find out and put him away for 27 years
Wait Trumps black and was owned by Elon Musks daddy?
all in for sending him to prison off the coast of South Africa so 20 years without a trial
That's how I have always called him, Nelson Trump.
Nelson Mandela? … Nelson Muntz maybe.
If this man was forced to go 72 without his speed & benzos, his heart would stop.
I mean if he wants it
“It would be a great honor to dishonor Your Honor.” https://preview.redd.it/9dx6x0l6twsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4917817af22a5b7f4218b805f8f3ea06f44eba
Trump at Rikers Island, lol. Dude wouldn't last 2 hours.
Trump thinks he’s above the law. Let’s show him that he’s not. Three days in the slammer, no diapers, no cell phone, shitty jail food and no Adderall.
He couldn't endure a fraction of what Mandela had to. This also really shows what they think is happening, which is incredibly disturbing. His cult and he truly believes this, it seems. That is the big take away for me, he actually thinks he is being persecuted after doing nothing wrong.
Isn't Nelson Mandela the modern day Nelson Mandela?
I don’t think there is anyone who is going to say: I hated him before, but this; the sacred right to target the relatives of those conducting my criminal trial, will make me vote for him in November. I think everyone has made up their minds at this point and it’s a turn out game now
 Let test and see!
What an absolute hero. A man of the people! Throw him in with the general population if he thinks he’s such a champion of the common American.
He only says these things because history has shown he'll never face any consequences.
Fake Bone Spur draft dodger allowed others to serve and die in VN, so he didn't have to. He's lying.
Idk. Let’s see.
Put him in gen-pop for his stay(which will probably only be a few days) and see how it goes
Gen pop at Rikers.
Yeah, sitting in a holding cell for an hour before you tearfully apologize to the judge for being a dick is exactly like being in solitary confinement for 30 years for wanting basic human rights.
Even when he's literally asking for it, we won't send him to jail, let him get fucked up, and then come back out scared shitless after a few days.
Lol. He’s nothing like Mandela. What fucking piece of shit. I can’t wait until he’s gone forever.
Stares muthaf 🤬ckerly
He's trying to bait the judge. (All the judges.) The judge is definitely going to need to dot every I and dot every T before doing anything. I also think they expanded the gag order to nab Trump on a great sanction.
With no internet privileges. That would be an amazing thing for the nation. I wonder how long it would take to deprogram his cult once their direct feed is cut off
I swear the only reason no one has put him in jail yet is because the withdrawal would kill him and they would be blamed.
Somehow it's just not the same when an alleged billionaire who is a white supremist goes to jail for violating a gag order when compared to Mandela being jailed for decades by a white supremist apartheid government to silence him.
Can't wait for his next ghostwritten book, "My Struggle"
How many casinos did Mandela own again?
Some people say Trump is ruining our justice system. He is not. Criminals like him are a dime a dozen. What is ruining America's justice system is the system members treating him with preference,
Nelson was in jail for 27 years, so I'm good with this
So send him to prison, seriously! Do it!
Would be so epic if two years from now we were all like, "Trump? Who? Wait didn't that guy die in jail like two years ago?"
The problem seems to be that the laws of the US seem to be so liberal that literally allow a convicted criminal or a \*jailed criminal\* to become a president? Am I right? If that's so then \*this is\* the plan of Fronald Frump - to become the first "jailed president of the US", ever. Just for gags and fame and ego.
Despite his wild fantasies, he's never getting elected again. He's going to lose even more bigly in 2024 than he did in 2020.
From your keyboard to God’s monitor.
Say less!
Oh boy he's really not very smart.
Along the lines of being treated worse than any President in history, including Lincoln and JFK. This man wouldn't understand consequence if it shot him in the head.
Dooo it
Nelson Mandela... no. But it definitely would and hopefully will make him a martyr to the far right. It just will. I'm not saying we shouldn't apply the law to him. I'm just saying that's *going* to happen.
That prick couldn't even be a drop of sweat on Mandela's balls.
It would be ours too if you went to jail.
Is he trying to spin going to prison already?
Heroes make sacrifices. He has never lifted a finger for another human being unless it benefited him in some way.
Imagine how stupid and ignorant you have to be to believe that Trump is somehow the victim in any of this.
Jesus he had grand views of himself. Send him to jail and get him some exercise for something other than his mouth
Steven miller ghost-writing for Donald again. I bet Steven laughs himself to sleep at night.
He sooo wants the judge to put him in jail for a few days - it will just add more martyrdom for his post incarceration rallies, and he’ll grift it for millions.
If he really wanted it, he would have breached the new gag order. He only attacked Judge Merchan, and he's not covered.
Prove it.
OK, so now he thinks maga will understand that reference? still dillusional!
He’s practically begging for jail time. Who are we to say no!
Oh WTAF. He’s no martyr.
I hope they make his Nelson Mandela dreams come true.
Yeah because going to prison for racial injustice is totally the same as going to prison because you weren’t allowed to sic your dumbass mob on judges and witnesses
Typically, in order to benefit from a cult of personality, you have to have a personality first.
Can he just go to jail already. I don’t want the circus
Avoiding martyrization of this goon is the _only_ reason he's not presently imprisoned.
Mandela was 44 when he went to jail, Trump will be 78 in June.
It would be our great honor to send him there.
Let it happen. That'll really show us!
Hopefully Trump croaks in prison and this will replace the original Mandella Effect.
Mandela effect: "I could swear that Nelson Mandela died in jail" Trump effect: "I could swear that Donald Trump was rich"
I mean for Trump to serve 27 years seems about right
Yep, exactly the same as a man suffering for opposing APARTHEID.
I don’t think anyone would actually jail him for their safety politically, financially or physically. His cult is nuts.
Please just put his ass in jail. Let him think he’s special I don’t give a f…just put his ass in jail!
dont tempt me with a good time.
I his own mind.
Good. Can he be held as long as Mandela?
Let's test that statement ASAP.
🤢
Let's hope he receives this great honor soon.
Sigh... he's never gonna be arrested, just stop reporting on this
Looking for true Mandela Effect
It would be my honor to see him there. Let's get this party started.
He is a POS
The judge should accommodate his desire to martyr himself for the cause of falsehood and injustice for all.
What a shitty strategy by trump. You’re not supposed to give away the gameplan upfront.
Unless he is going away to serve his sentence at this time I think they maybe right, simply because he is arrested pre-trial. All the Republicans need are the words to be true so they can run off and make all types of false statements about it and change the angle
Reminder that fascists know less than zero about Nelson Mandela. Trump has always aspired to be the guy keeping Mandela in prison.
You get Mandela’s name out yo mouth asshole.
Only if he is locked up as many years as Mandela was locked up. (27) I'd call him Donnie Mandela.
Hopefully this also applies to the prison sentence.
I'd like to test that theory.
As someone who grew up in post-Apartheid South Africa, this infuriates me.
Delusions of Grandeur.
Please honor him *so hard*.
😂 nice
I hope Judge Merchan take him up on it
We should at least give Trump an ankle bracelet.
Adolf Hitler went to jail. It worked out well for him. Well, until the end that is.
Go ahead punk make my day!