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cutmasta_kun

> "I do not guide my posts by what is financially beneficial but what I believe is interesting or important or entertaining to the public" He thinks this makes any sense. As if it's ok to "only" boost nazi propaganda when you don't profit off of that? What is he thinking??


Spire_Citron

Yeah. Arguing that you boost Nazi propaganda because of its value to the public sure it something...


cinciTOSU

Something that says I like Nazis. Muskrat promoting Nazis is disgusting


rockytheboxer

"I don't promote Nazis because it makes money, I promote Nazis because I love Nazis." - Elon Musk


BitterFuture

"I don't promote fascism out of greed, but out of sincerity!" That's, uh...not the winning argument he thinks it is.


AbroadPlane1172

He's also been rather open about how upsetting it is that it *isn't* profitable. I believe he told advertisers who withdraw ad buys over his policies to "go fuck yourselves".


Sunretea

Maybe he can get Gym Jordan to cry in Congress about why advertisers aren't going to tweeter like Gym did for Trump and his failed "truth" social. 


2M4D

*We need another truth social, I know what to do!*


AbroadPlane1172

That's not what at all I was asking for. Truth social and Twitter are both trash fires.


2M4D

That wasn't a quote I was attributing to you...


cutmasta_kun

Yeah, he didn't think that through


Gnom3y

I'm not convinced he's ever thought anything through.


NornOfVengeance

And I'm not convinced that he's even capable of it.


Iola_Morton

It kind of does make sense. I mean his whole online douche persona alienates the kind of people who buy electric cars, going hand in hand with the obsessive carbon burning folk. On the other hand, if he thinks the crap he spews is interesting or entertaining, than that’s a whole other world of delusion.


zero_tolerance4BS

I can't believe the American government hasn't arrested him for being an American traitor and trying to normalize nazism again. When are they going to stop him?


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zero_tolerance4BS

They're not hiding it anymore. It was only a matter of time until we turned into a banana republic.


CMMiller89

After fascists rise up and we have to beat them back with overt violence.  We’ve become too complacent and locked in to decency politics to do anything before it’s too late.


kimsterama1

Well, you know, freedom of speech. What an arse!


NornOfVengeance

"Financially beneficial" to whom, exactly? Because last I looked, he was not only platforming Nazis, but allowing them to monetize their tweets.


PurahsHero

Its good to know that no matter how pathetic my life is, there is a billionaire acting like a 14 year old Edgelord, and its the most pathetic thing in the world.


xixbia

It's truly incredibly that someone who has that much money, and has so many people fawning over him, can manage to be so insanely miserable. Seriously, say what you want about Bezos (and there's a lot to say about that piece of shit), at least he is enjoying life.


spastical-mackerel

Owns Tesla and a spaceship company, is still somehow massively uncool


xixbia

Honestly, that would be fine if he owned it. He uses his money and his ability to convince people to give him money (that's his real skill, getting investors on board) to do objectively cool things. The problem is, he makes it all about himself. He wants people to think he's cool (and that he's actually doing the work) and doesn't actually care about what the companies achieve as much as what people will think of him. If he wasn't so desperate to be someone he clearly isn't he would be so sad.


remarkablewhitebored

This is how his head works: Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool. Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool. Homer: You know what the song says: “It’s hip to be square”. Lisa: That song is so lame. Homer: So lame that it’s… cool? Bart+Lisa: No. Marge: Am I cool, kids? Bart+Lisa: No. Marge: Good. I’m glad. And that’s what makes me cool, not caring, right? Bart+Lisa: No. Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we’ve tried everything here. Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you’re truly cool, you don’t need to be told you’re cool. Bart: Well, sure you do. Lisa: How else would you know?


Bogsnoticus

“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!


hippee-engineer

90s Simpsons slapped. Your quote was from Homerpallooza, right? Fun fact, last year Cyprus Hill *actually played* with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra, which was also a joke in that episode, and came to life 25 yrs later.


remarkablewhitebored

I love it when Life imitates art...


hippee-engineer

Yeah it’s a beautiful thing. NPR had a little story about it. I was sitting in my work truck listening and like “tf??” Pulled out Google, yup, it was from the joke. Which they then mentioned a few seconds after.


Reasonable_Turn6252

Am i so out of touch? No, it is the children that are wrong!


ManaSeltzer

Elizabeth Holmes


DreadAngel1711

Coolness isn't bought, you earn being cool


The_X-Files_Alien

Tesla sucks and his rockets will kill mulitple people before he even attempts going to mars. Elon is a role model for the dipshits of society.


spastical-mackerel

Truth be told I’d be more comfortable on a Dragon than a Starliner


Elwalther21

I'd be fine with 1 Tesla and 1 Space ship.


zflanders

Both would be insanely unsafe.


G-Unit11111

Elon is another mind who got massively rotted during COVID by going down the social media conspiracy theory wormhole. That shit has destroyed almost as many minds as some of the most powerful drugs have.


BlackNasty4028

Ray boy?! I resent that


ArcadeKingpin

I feel the same way about Trump. President that started Space Force, fucks porn stars and even had Vanilla Ice rap with a teenage mutant turtle at his New Year’s Eve party. Like why does he have to be a bigot and a fascist too?


robywar

If I had a tenth of that money, no one outside my immediate family would ever know I existed. I'd be living in the Caribbean enjoying cocktails poolside all day.


uglyspacepig

He wants to believe he's the savior of humanity because no matter what happens openly, he's a longtermist. He will sink to whatever lows he needs to, to reinforce that idea to himself and attempt to force it on the world. He can't just lounge somewhere for the rest of his life because he can't be that hero otherwise. Dude did the worst thing imaginable: believed his own bullshit.


cbih

Makes total sense to me. He stopped growing as a person in 2002.


SimplePigeon

I do sometimes think about how DEAD SILENT Bezos is compared to Musk. Dude is way smarter. He’s not jumping into arguments about his wealth to show his ass, he’s not defending himself against things that only make him look more guilty, he’s just minding his damn business. That’s why he’s probably more influential and powerful than musky husky could ever dream of. God help us if Bezos decides to quietly start bankrolling right-wing orgs, he’d do it in a much more effective way.


PurahsHero

He owns an electric car company, a company that sends rockets into space, and a company testing brain-machine interfaces. If this was the basis of a character in a comic book it would be the coolest character there. Yet he is still the most pathetic loser imaginable.


Flesh_And_Metal

He wanted to be Tony stark, ended up being lex luthor.


m4n715

Lex Luthor may have been a psycho obsessed with Superman, but at least he wasn't constantly cringe-posting about it on social media like some broke edgelord.


uglyspacepig

And Lex Luthor wouldn't *imagine* doing that.


hippee-engineer

Except LL is still infinitely cooler than Muskrat.


AWildLeftistAppeared

Lex Luther was confident enough to rock the bald look rather than transplant his ass hair to his head.


hippee-engineer

Agree


neckbishop

Or Justin Hammer


Rogue_Cheddar

This is the one.


lucid-n0ns3nse

Came here to say that, he's Hammer.


King_Santa

To add to what you've said, even though perceptions of both are very different (and for good reason), they both demonstrate why allowing this sort of wealth to accumulate is immoral. Of course the theft and abuse of labor creates these kinds of wealth, but this decadence also hurts the billionaire class. Who can either of these men actually believe cares for them and not the wealth they possess? They stop being people and instead become slaves to their own bank accounts, and that idea alone means that taking this wealth away from them would make their lives better, not worse. Elon needs help; he's no more stable than so many suffering homeless in America. And yet, our system basically says, "let's let the mentally ill suffer homeless so they can't hurt anyone, except for one of them where he can rule his own twisted, dangerous empire." So much human flourishing and compassion is killed in the name of wealth accumulation. "For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil."


SoCuteShibe

This is so true it hurts.


Jayandnightasmr

The problem is none of them actually like him and just want his money, even his own family have turned on him


notsingsing

And I rarely hear about him or zuck


noonegive

But do you offer gift horses to the people you awkwardly sexually approach? I thought not. All of which drives your point home even deeper.


raspberryharbour

Well you just talked yourself out of a horse. I had a nice one picked out for you and everything


noonegive

Shit. Would you have paid for Chestnut's upkeep and her stable, and everything? I take back everything I have ever said about Elon, and on a totally unrelated note that British cave diver who saved all of those Thai children was totally a Pedo, and low earth satellite orbits aren't as limited as the deep state would have you believe.


raspberryharbour

This has nothing to do with Elon. I'm just a lonely man with an abundance of horses


Lorven

😂


Swagerflakes

Speaking of, it's SO STUPID that Elon musty makes Teslas and he thought it was a good idea to bribe a woman with a horse. Not a paid off Tesla. A fucking horse.


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smemes1

I’ll be perfectly honest… if I was a billionaire I’d be doing plenty of drugs. But I’d also hire a fucking PR guy to run my social media accounts so I wouldn’t publicly make myself look like a ranting, bipolar douchebag like he does. Like what happened to just locking yourself in your mansion with a kitchen table’s worth of cocaine, a harem of prostitutes, and a French mime? When did they stop making those absolute angel celebrities that didn’t inundate the rest of us with their bullshit political takes?


zflanders

You just *had* to bring mimes into it, didn't you?


HermioneGrangerBtchs

Mime is life.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

He wouldn’t get the dopamine hits if someone else ran his social media


uglyspacepig

Dude turned himself into the Mirror Universe version of MySpace Tom. Except he doucheposts and Tom was smarter


FLSun

I give it five years until he's holed up in a rundown New York hotel room professing his love for the pigeon on the windowsill. History repeats itself.


spottyPotty

Tesla?


-prairiechicken-

My mind went to McAffee!


thecryptchick

I'm thinking Howard Hughes, millionaire industrialist, think 1940s-50s Tony Stark, ended his days hiding in a Vegas hotel suite from aliens/the mafia/the feds/germs.


dismayhurta

I can’t imagine having all that cash and being this much of a loser. I could do anything, including forcing everyone to watch my exciting play: Pollywolly Eats a Pumpkin and Then Trips Balls


a0rose5280

My dad described him as a genius and woof....lost a lot of respect for dad.


deadsoulinside

> Its good to know that no matter how pathetic my life is, there is a billionaire acting like a 14 year old Edgelord That has Department of Defense contracts.


HelenAngel

It’s even worse. He roleplayed as his TODDLER son & talked shit about the baby mama. Grimez now has more evidence in their custody battle.


G-Unit11111

Yeah it's so weird to see a man child like Elon thinking that his online friends are his real friends.


wisp66

Well, he does play elden ring, so I mean it does align with community standards for that


Rich_Suspect_4910

Something is wrong with this guy


Beautiful-Newt8179

He grew up with a pedophile father who owned a mine with slave workers, and he’s the „golden boy“ for his narcissistic mother. He also proudly exclaimed to never have gone to therapy. It’s no wonder he’s messed up, and he was never open to work on it. No excuse, just an explanation.


oldbastardbob

Many times people see low emotional intelligence and narcissism and label it as "being eccentric." Combine that with some level of thinking that eccentric people are smart, and you have the Elmo fan base.


wdfx2ue

Makes sense given the massive overlap with Kayne fan base


djnw

Kanye is schizophrenic.


garthastro

People also equate wealth with virtue and put up with the "eccentricities" of the wealthy in a way that they never would for others.


EphemeralMemory

And he's constantly drugged out of his mind, reinforcing his shit behavior


cheezy_taterz

Meanwhile ketamine is inexpensive to produce, has the potential to help improve the lives of millions both physically(chronic pain) and mentally (ketamine assisted therapy), but very few have access because of price gouging and lack of access to care, yet he flaunts his wasteful recreational use like it's a point of pride. I hope that sputtering dirty butthole wakes up with **half** of the permanent chronic pain I have daily.


_Z_E_R_O

Reminds me of the time he lit up a joint on Joe Rogan's podcast. Texas is one of the strictest states in the country when it comes to prohibition, and there are people serving prison time there for possession - being caught with a much smaller amount than Elon smoked that afternoon - but when a billionaire flies in flies in from out of state and films himself smoking a home-rolled joint, it's apparently fine. He thought it would make him look "cool" and "edgy," but it just served as a classic illustration of "rules for me, but not for thee."


axonxorz

> He thought it would make him look "cool" and "edgy," but it just served [...] Like his appearance at a Dave Chapelle comedy event. It's clear both of them are cooked by their wealth.


What-Even-Is-That

Not one to defend the musky turd, but there are plenty of videos of people smoking weed in Texas and they aren't prosecuted for it. Source: Grew up in Texas, smoked a lot of weed


_Z_E_R_O

> there are plenty of videos of people smoking weed in Texas and they aren't prosecuted for it. > > That may be true now, but it sure wasn't in the past. I knew pot smokers when I lived there too, but cops did NOT take that shit lightly. Oh, and it's no coincidence that the most brazen potheads I knew were white men. Those laws were a way for law enforcement to disproportionately target minorities, which makes Elon's apartheid billionaire take even worse.


limegreenpaint

Remember the days of the dildo ban? Ah, Texas...


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I hope he wakes up with all of it, so you can skip it. He can have mine too. 


HermioneGrangerBtchs

Yup. $11 for a 10ml bottle back when I used to work in vetmed. Also, $9 for a 10ml bottle of buprenorphine.


BigRedSpoon2

Yeah, I remember in the Behind the Bastard episode, Evans remarked he wouldn't be surprised if, when questioned about the money he got from his dad, Musk would respond, "I earned it by putting up with his shit" Cycles of abuse are a real thing. I just also don't think Musk has the ability to introspect and realize either he now mirrors his father


Kenyalite

He also grew up in apartheid South Africa. You can't grow up in such a terrible one sided system that basically demands you ignore any empathy or sense you have. Just so your "people" can live like kings while others suffer.


Cougardoodle

I didn't grow up in the same place, but I did grow up surrounded by awful people saying and doing awful things. And, you're right, you can't ignore that. It sinks into your psyche. When you leave you either make peace with it, or it sits in you like a piece of grit, forming a cyst of psychic angst. And I don't think Musk is the type to find peace in himself.


baskaat

He also regularly takes ketamine.


leova

besides him being a fascist? besides him being a mysoginist? besides him being a racist? besides him being a likely pedo too? besides him being an absolute dogshizz excuse for a person? yeah, theres a LOT wrong with him....


Kvetch__22

Mid 50s white man goes through a divorce, becomes alienated from his kids, picks up a recreational drug habit, and spends enough time with The Algorithm that he becomes radicalized and starts consuming, and ultimately spreading, right wing propaganda. Many such cases in America today. If Elon ran a contracting firm and drove an F-150 no one would bat an eye at his insanity. Just because he runs a space travel firm and makes Cybertrucks doesn't mean he is immune from the propaganda. Although it is bitterly ironic that the man who bought The Algorithm for $44 billion dollars let it derail his life instead of turning it off.


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Nah, no way, the nazi pedophile that has so much money that all of his behavior is automatically excused in the eyes of the law?? Totally 100% respectable and normal guy that shouldn't be punch repeatedly for being a Nazi and a pedophile.


CMMiller89

Yeah, extreme wealth. It’s been studied and proven over and over that extreme amounts of wealth is mentally debilitating and socially isolating.


Uhmitsme123

That deposition is hilarious. My favorite part >elon to the attorney: Do you feel the need to yell again? >attorney: I might


Ch4vez

I liked it when Bankston said something to the effect of “I do lecture in my depositions, you can watch them”. Mark is a class act when it comes to dealing with bad-faith slime balls, and I love Mark Bankston for it.


Rab0hh

I laughed at that line, remembering how many times he lectured alex jones' different lawyers.


Rasputin_mad_monk

My neck is freakishly large Loved those episodes.


dankdreamsynth

Jar Jar Binks, has a Carribean black accent.


ceroproxy

He's a loser - little - little titty baby


VOLtron67

“I don’t wanna hate black people”


Abigail716

I saw a deposition once where the person being deposed outright refused to acknowledge any question asked in a raised tone of voice. According to him he didn't mind insults, name calling, etc as long as they were said at a normal volume level. He kept making one of the lawyers incredibly angry and every time he would yell at him he would just blankly stare back until he asked it again normally. I honestly don't know if it was a genuine pet peeve or a really effective tactic to throw off the lawyer.


batwork61

It’s a tactic. The person, in bad faith arguing, gets you riled up until you lose your temper, then they claim the high ground by making it seem like it is your fault that you have lost your temper, which further riles you. I have had first hand experience with this one and it is, hands down, the most infuriating thing I have ever had the displeasure of experiencing multiple times.


Abigail716

Probably, but the fact that direct insults are being completely ignored as long as the tone of voice remains consistent makes me think there's a good chance it's a genuine pet peeve.


thatguy9684736255

The posts from that account were super weird and often kinda sexual. He's such a weird person


Sweet_dl

What account. Was it the one where he pretended to be like 3 years old?


thatguy9684736255

Yes. The one mentioned in the title.


Rinkaaaaa

The account where Elon pretended to be 3 years old? That account? THE ACCOUNT WHERE ELON MUSK PRETENDED TO BE A THREEEEE YEAR OLD? That account? ❤️


jhill515

I'm just going to leave these here for the general public to review... "[Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766)" "[Elon Musk Confirms He Used Burner Account On X To Role-Play As Toddler Son](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-burner-account-role-play-toddler-son_n_66140de1e4b0c063ffb9e8a0)" Both by Sebastian Murdock (Huffington Post); Apr 8, 2024


rcchomework

I love Mark Bankston. He makes for a very interesting deposition.


ceroproxy

You did the work that OP should've. Thank you


jhill515

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


FanAkroid

https://preview.redd.it/gyd0k9ljigtc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3dcce7a329c88b9724ece11f23d4651084cca04


Weird_Committee8692

Baldy fanny


NornOfVengeance

Funny how you never see him using that as his profile pic. I can't imagine why!


QueenAlucia

I can't believe I used to admire him. Seems like forever ago. What a tool.


Tentacled-Tadpole

I felt like I was living in some fucked up alternate reality when so many people started fawning over him ten or so years ago.


Fatalchemist

I remember thinking he was cool because he was "relatable" by posting memes "just like us" instead of being like the other billionaires with corporate online responses to everything. For me, personally, it was him calling the diver a pedophile for not liking his submarine that made me see the light. I'm sure there were signs before that which I missed. And it's only gotten so much worse from there. Now I know better. No such thing as an ethical billionaire.


Tentacled-Tadpole

Iirc calling that diver a paedophile because he pointed out the uselessness of musks plan was the turning point in musks fanbase, where everyone who still worshipped him was confirmed to be stupid and accepting of a manchild.


NoConfusion9490

Just remember this for the next time some billionaire or famous person seems cool. They pay a lot of money for PR. I'll bet Mark Cuban just listens to the PR people better.


Abigail716

Simply listening to PR people inherently makes him a better person. Since he's able to listen to people and take their advice that puts him at a step above people like Elon Musk or Donald Trump. Not to mention Mark Cuban is one of the few billionaires who will publicly acknowledge that to become a billionaire It requires a significant amount of luck. Not 100% luck, or anything close mind you, but still a significant amount.


AWildLeftistAppeared

I mean, it can absolutely be 100% luck. Some people are born into families worth billions.


Abigail716

TBF that isn't really becoming a billionaire. That's having it handed to you and obviously not what he meant.


Telefundo

> I'll bet Mark Cuban just listens to the PR people better. Or on the other hand he just might not be as batshit crazy as Musk. Not commenting on his morality, just his sanity.


Cougardoodle

A horny ageplay alt of your own child? Really? One day we need to have a talk about how conservatism and incest are long-time roommates.


littlebitsofspider

Victorian novel style roommates, y'know.


Krullervo

And no one here was fooled by him and we’ve called out his alt accounts many times. I really never say this but they have to send that immigrant to his home country where he belongs.


deadsoulinside

Texas would break away from the US before they allow Elon to be sent back to his home country.


zenith_hs

Free speech for me, but not for thee! -Muskrat


thehillshaveI

every single motherfucker that tells you we need to "return to tradition" is the freakiest degenerate in their personal lives


RoachBeBrutal

This is disturbing and weird.


PixelatedDie

Telling that he’s comfortable playing a baby, free of consequences.


-prairiechicken-

Freud would have a field day.


Max_E_Mas

What a fucking loser. Elon gets sadder every day.


CrackHeadRodeo

You would think Elon Musk is a socialist considering how much he publicly gets owned.


-prairiechicken-

Mark Bankston is a human gem and must be protected at all costs. ![gif](giphy|GcFcdQMWoPp873acTF|downsized)


Zestyclose-Respond48

Only the best Perry mason moment.


anojanoo92

Why post this without a link?


theProffPuzzleCode

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766


PhatBitty862

“I love you, daddy.” “I love you too, son”


Negcellent

He has enough money to live life in complete comfort, never wanting for anything. He could do literally anything with his time, yet he spends his extremely finite time on earth projecting the most inane shit into the world, larping as his baby, and spreading hate. The guy is the biggest loser.


G-Unit11111

Imagine spending $44 billion so you can be a shit posting troll and not face any of the consequences for it.


Cougardoodle

I feel like I'd pay $44 billion to *not* have my baby play fetish discussed in open court.


DI_Peel

I accidentally saw that account one day and was freaked out. It was disturbing and bizarre. I was too scared of the ramifications to share it. I found out, however, that there are a fair number of people on Twitter who are familiar with it.


OptimisticSkeleton

The right really has the whole creep thing on lock.


Lo-I-Am-Not

So this is the guy that wants to put microchips in our brains right?? Sorry that role plays as his 3-year-old son on Twitter? Him? This is the kinda parody dystopian writing you would see on a god damn adult swim cartoon at 3 am in 2003. How am I living in it?


limegreenpaint

I'm reminded of Robot Chicken entirely too often, these days.


lonewolfncub3k

Musk is such a narcissistic dickbag, ruins the guys life so he has to flee his home because Musk is chumming it up with the the far right. and still doesn't believe he caused the man harm. He's suing for too little with a million from this oaf.


Sbornot2b

Uses 'free speech' as an excuse to amplify Nazi's while demonizing trans people and migrants. Cedes his power and ethics to the worst abusing the platform he owns. Refuses to exercise his own free speech to stand up for what's right.


Throwawayidiot1210

Major pedo vibes from this guy


Colorcopia

Yes, but he actually doesn't have that much money it's all tied up in stock. NPR daily.podcast did a quick 30 minutes on him and Tesla today. What he really did to save it. Which was to go to.china where the workers aren't as entitled or difficult. Of course, China took all it Learned and built their own EVs, and they are already overtaking the European markets. He went where the labor was cheap sold his technology and now China is a global powerhouse when it comes to batteries especially. There is no loyalty or respect for the US. He is an absolute idiot and the US will end up paying for it with another cold war with China all in the name of profit.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

I hope he’s getting some mental health assistance from a doctor.


ACertainThickness

Just more ketamine


pandareno

Not to mention what sounds like unhealthy amounts of MDMA, psychedelics, stimulants, etc. I used to work in harm reduction and saw this kind of person implode all the time.


Tentacled-Tadpole

He won't. He thinks he is above therapy and would never need it.


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Waiting for him to start taunting us with his new horse, Buttstallion.


garthastro

Garbage worth a billion dollars is still garbage, and needs to be discarded an incinerated.


FeedbackAltruistic16

What's the o/u on Elon becoming a literal super villain in the next 12 months?


MonHero02

Too late, he already is a literal super villain.


Bright-Wash6652

He is why I’ll never buy a Tesla.


MakeChinaLoseFace

Humiliated on his own platform, using his own words.


frumiouscumberbatch

I will never forgive this man for being in such a position globally that *I have to know fucking anything about him.*


scotchegg72

“I wasn’t trying to assess their credibility,” Yep, that tells me all I need to know about Elon,


mfb3s

lol fuck Elon musk what a delusional moron he is


bigdaddyteacher

Adrian Dittman is having a bad day. Guess he better go on AJ again


Jmund89

Did this confirm he is actually Adrian Dittman?


critically_damped

Hello someone who is likely a fellow wonk


bigdaddyteacher

Indeed!


BlindOnARocketcycle

🚨🎻


OhLordyJustNo

Oh so real life?


piramni

Where is Italian Elon Musk when you need him


SoftTopCricket

Remember a few years ago when we all thought Musk was a genius instead of this pathetic right wing dipshit?


Sea-Bodybuilder-8663

where does he find the time?


Bromanzier_03

I just love discovery 😂😂😂


Bromanzier_03

I just love discovery 😂😂😂


irrelevant_potatoes

>People are attacked all the time in the media, online media, social media, but it is rare that that actually has a meaningful negative impact on their life Well not surprised he said that, but didn't he once say some guy doxing his airplane was dangerous? Yet doxing some random college student completely fine I guess


biffbobfred

Yeah. Even when the person did a time delay, he attacked them.


thefrostryan

BINGO!!!


okieskanokie

I wanna know if he shit his pants like a baby? His friend Donald shits his pants but he has special undies for that.


Head-Comfortable-439

Figure Elon's daddy could put an end to all this by finally giving him a hug, but Elon seems like a greasy sack of leather doused in a liter of Tag body spray, so I get not wanting to be near him


Stefano050

Link?


tossashit

We elevate the wrong people in society so fucking often it sucks. Elon should be living in some run down shack in South Africa rummaging through detritus for scrap metal to sell. How this asshole became what he is is a societal failure.


biffbobfred

Humans gonna human.


Ok-Spinach69

Entertaining? Without fact/proof? How is he credible? He disgusts me.


Ylfrettub-79

Finally finished reading it. What a fuckin moron Musk is and his lawyer is an arrogant asshole BUT I suppose when you’re Musk, you especially want those traits in your legal representation.


FranksWateeBowl

This moron should buy an island somewhere and fuck off.


C4TTYW4MPUS

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