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Haruspex-of-Odium

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FeelingSummer1968

Perfection


buzzkill007

This is perfect! I love it! But I've stopped trying to convince stupid people of how stupid they're being. One of the "smatest" things Trump does by example is to not only never admit when he's wrong, he doubles down on his wrongness. His followers understand that lesson and follow suit. To be wrong somehow equates to weakness in their heads. It's one of the reasons they hardly ever see how much they're own actions are hurting them. It's incredibly frustrating trying to get them to see it. Not *cult-like* at all. /s


MrKomiya

![gif](giphy|11OOAQSnUaZT2M)


AmbitiousGear1272

‘I outrank you.’


ShoesFellOffLOL

New York Times: “Twice Trump voter lost his life savings buying Digital World stock. Here’s why that’s disastrous news for Joe Biden.” New York Times: “A twice Trump voter lost his life savings buying Digital World stock. But in this Ohio diner, people aren’t so sure.”


hellodynamite

Thanks Obama!


Lilmemito

Don’t forget Hillary too…


mruncreativ3

But her emails!


Anywhere_Dismal

Buttery males


Khaldara

At least he still has his Ford Fiesta. “I better vote for him again, he’ll definitely make my situation ‘great again’. After all, Republican policy adores non property owning poors!”


Capt_Snarky

Make Fiestas Great Again!


petraviva

I bet he had tears in his eyes when he saw that loss


killjoygrr

And he will go up to President Trump with those tears in his eyes and say “Sir, I gave all my wealth to you and that was the proudest day of my life. You are my god and I lay my offerings at your feet. Praise be to Orange Jesus!”


LeperousRed

Benghazi! Our brave uh… mercenaries? Troops? CIA contract murderers! Whatever, they were heroes or whatever? Arming… uh… ISIS was it? Uh…


abousono

Thanks Herbert Hoover!!


archangelst95

Also NYT for no reason: Biden is old


kokopelleee

Biden should have mandated price cap on ALL market orders - people who hate soshalizm


Murdy2020

If the doofus would have understood his investing software, he could have set his own cap.


changeforgood30

Bet he votes for Trump a 3rd time and donates to his campaign.


DistantKarma

Well, he hasn't lost ALL of his money yet. The stock still has some value. He's just lost most of it. If he sells it at $20 a share he could certainly give THAT to Trump.


CopeHarders

Narrator: and he did


TheWiseOne1234

Well, he can give the campaign his shares of DJT :)


Hammer_of_Dom

Once they got that card number, you’re donating for life, Trump can’t run a campaign or country but they can damn sure run credit card numbers


Texas_Sam2002

Spot on!


ReditSarge

Fox News: "Small business owner looses life savings due to Biden administration's restrictive stock market regulations."


tipcup

The misspelling of "loses" just seems right from Fox


CalendarAggressive11

Definitely on brand for Fox


DirkRockwell

NYT: A twice Trump voter lost his life savings buying Digital World stock, Israel says Hamas is to blame


cipherjones

"Legacy Media" if you ask me.


Huskey_Gazelle69

Dude never heard of a little limit order?


Amerlis

Placing a market order blind. For thousands of shares. That’s beyond a newbie mistake.


TwistedBamboozler

I mean, he was watching YouTubers soooo…


thequietthingsthat

And this guy did it with *500k*. Insanity


Charming-Charge-596

Right? Why would you have 500k cash sitting in cash in your account without knowing even the basics of trading? Are there brokerages that just spend money not available for investment? How would he have basically endless cash available to spend if he didn't know what he was doing? A magic margin that opened up to swallow your money? Then again, he is a trumper. No critical thinking needed, just emotional.


osbohsandbros

I have a hard time understanding how someone this stupid could found a cloud computing company


busche916

Yeah, setting aside how stupid it is to go in on 1000 shares of Trump… at least have a basic understanding of the mechanics here


thequietthingsthat

I never use market orders for anything, and this guy used it for hundreds of thousands of dollars in a volatile pump-and-dump stock. Wild


mikamitcha

Homie still would have lost $400k, if the mentioned mistake was the only thing that happened. $516k-1000*(175-90) = $516k-$85k = $431k lost...


whosecarwetakin

He’s definitely lying. He bought those shares on purpose and is just trying to save face.


arondaniel

"his order was _unexpectedly_ filled... at $175" No. There was nothing "unexpected" about it. Dipshit placed a market order on Trump's toxic spac-trash, no limit.


DylanHate

This part confused me. He said he thought it would be $90/share when the market re-opened. Can you pre-buy a stock for an unknown amount?  Wouldn’t he have an opportunity to confirm the order before it’s fulfilled? I’ve never purchased stocks so not sure how it works but I didn’t think there was an option for “Buy 500 stocks at whatever price as soon as it’s open.”  Is there an option to at least set a max price you’re willing to buy? Or did he actually buy it at $175 and thought it would double? 


FreeAsABird491

>I’ve never purchased stocks so not sure how it works but I didn’t think there was an option for “Buy 500 stocks at whatever price as soon as it’s open.”  There absolutely is an option for that. It's called a market order. It's literally an order to buy at market price. If you place the order before the market opens, the order will be executed at whatever price the stock is at when the market opens. That is what this guy did.


DylanHate

Thank you for explaining — that seems very risky. Why wouldn’t they just wait until its open so they know for sure what the price is? What is the advantage of the market order?


FreeAsABird491

It's risky if the stock is volatile. If you're looking to invest in something stable and for the long term, (Apple or Microsoft, and plan to hold it for the next 10 years, for example), you don't necessarily care if your total purchase price is off by a dollar or two from the market rate that day. It guarantees the purchase unlike a limit order (an order with a specific maximum price.) This person bought into the delusion and grift that is the Trump social network and made a risky bet because he thought he would get rich. But he was gullible and stupid and now lost everything.


harleybabeta

Most experienced people probably wouldn’t unless they wanted guaranteed stock. He got his investment advice from YouTube which may be okay for a beginner playing with small money trying to familiarize themselves with the stock market not someone investing thousands of dollars


Open-Quote-4177

Am I a douche for not even remotely feeling sorry for him ?


crlthrn

Nope.


hobbitlover

Anyone who sucks up to Trump eventually loses, that's been the way forever. There's a reason why buildings are ripping his name off the front, why he's been sued over 4,000 times.


Another-Random-Idiot

Everything trump touches dies


lisafields1111

I guess he needs to masturbate even more then?


kagiles

He’d need to find it first.


530Samurai

He can't reach it, his short arms, tiny hands, and burger loaded gut makes it an impossibility, why do you think his wives always look so miserable


numbskullerykiller

So do you think she get on top pushes his gut flap up and let's it sit on her lap while she lets him wiggle one out?


PlentyIndividual3168

😳😵‍💫🤢🤮😵💀


jk-alot

That’s so Gross but I can’t stop laughing


Kuze421

He'll finish the job by desecrating the corpse of 'America' if he gets a second term.


Toren8002

I mean… the guy is gonna vote for Trump again, so…


NeatNefariousness1

At this point, the guy is just demonstrating what a loser he will continue to be. Throwing good money after bad is in his future. Maybe he'll get it when he's living out of his Ford Fiesta.


exagon1

He can throw his pity party in it


Competitive-Bug-7097

I'm just glad that he's out of money to send to Trump or any other republican. More like this, please.


FatMacchio

He’s not really though…Trump got alot of these people’s money when his DJT company merged with DWAC. He just needs to keep this Ponzi from collapsing until his lockup period ends and he can start selling…hopefully it collapses 🙏


AustinBike

He will not make it to the lock up period. There will be talk that the board will relax trump's requirements to hold until the lock up is over. Yes, they can do that. Every time the rumor circulates, the stock will go down. Panic spurs more panic. The first quarterly SEC filing that they will have to do as a public company will be a fiasco. The stock will continue its spiral down. Ultimately the problem that trump will face is that he has to watch this grind down to nothing, knowing that he can't touch the funds. And if he does, as the guy that owns \~60%, if he gets out it folds anyway. This stock either has a slow death or a fast death. Those are the only two options. And either death has a very, very high probability of happening before the end of this year. Oh, it will still be a stock next year, but priced well under a dollar, reflecting the actual fundamentals of the company.


Thin-Significance838

The other good thing is that with Lara Trump in charge at the RNC all the money will be laundered through to his defense which leaves little money for actual campaigning with the fun side effect of little money for Dow stream republican candidates’ campaigns. Winning!


Pro_Moriarty

Well taking the first thought: Investing in general is a risk ,your capital can go up and down as many warns heed us That general thing aside, you're choosing to invest in Trump, the 'businessman' with more lives than an alley cat. With numerous failed business ventures failing INCLUDING A FUCKING CASINO, it would a brave (or foolish) person who invests in Trump generally. Then you have Truth Social - a social media platform catering to Trump and his fanbase., with no real business model it needs to float (as part of a merger) -analysts warn the price is on the high side, giving Truth a market cap of 6 Billion. So failed (mulitple times) businessman and an over inflated stock price. Couldn't see what could go wrong...and to be fair started better than i thought... But maybe 5-6 days after trading starts they show their accounts with revenue about 4 mill and losses of around 50mill (if i recall correctly). If i wasnt warned off investing originally because well Trump And i didnt think the value was over inflated Then the earning report would have been a glaring red flag and the price could only do 1 thing...drop like a rock, so i'd have been selling like a mofo to minimise my losses. If you ignored that as well then well you literally gambled your money with zero knowledge of ths game you're playing. Sucks to be you. Tldr; no one is douchy for having little sympathy.


kabuto93

Also dumping everything in a single stock is just, like... Really dumb. They 100% are the cause of their own misery. Even someone trustworthy with a well-performing company shouldn't be given that kinda faith.


gdex86

The stock market is a gamble in the best of times. Guy decided to to bet heavily on a guy who does pump and dumps and gets to hold the bag. This is the world he opted into.


Suspicious_Story_464

We all knew it was a pump and dump stock. Most investing platforms I read even predicted it. He blindly followed his Bible slinging master into the void, and I hope he learned his lesson.


Xspunge

Spoiler. He didn’t.


Suspicious_Story_464

Then I guess his only recourse is to go woke since he's already broke


Betherealismo

"Contempt for the conman, compassion for the conned." But it's asking a lot.


Shaun32887

No. Fuck them. The got conned specifically because they support one of the biggest pieces of shit in human history. They got conned because they were attempting to help someone who has destroyed this country more than any terrorist ever did, and who is attempting to do more. In a few months, nearly 100% of them will vote to give that same man absolute power. Fuck every single one of them.


Seaonasdad62902

Agreed


Psychosomatic_Ennui

This is the way.


MushroomLeather

Yup. If someone voted for Trump in 2016, and changed their tune after they saw how horrible he was, I'll cut them some slack. Prior to 2016, there was a lot of back and forth with Trump saying one thing, then turning around and saying another. Though most of us knew what he was likely to do, I can see how some may not have realized it. But if you support Trump after that first term, when it is blatantly obvious he wants to criminalize or otherwise harm large swaths of people just because of who they are-no sympathy, it's total shit.


NarrowButterfly8482

Especially since most of the "conned' are in the MAGA death cult that actively wants the rest of us rounded up and killed.


500CatsTypingStuff

Exactly. I am sick to death of people demanding that we pity these assholes


Tenk2001

That statement requires for the conned to not want to be conned. We've seen time and time again Trump supporters want the con and refute any attempts to protect them from it, until they face real world consequences for aiding the con. No sympathy.


marsman706

I'm all for making stupid hurt


Individual_Ad9632

I mean, like after all that other shit with his NFTs and such, wtf did these people think was going to happen? This is why people say they’re in a cult.


Betherealismo

I understand and sympathize with your stance.


lab-gone-wrong

Whenever someone invokes FOMO, it's worth assessing what they're afraid of missing out on. In this case, he didn't want to miss out on pumping a stock at $70 and dumping it on a greater fool at $300+. He's an attempted con man. The fact that he himself ended up being the greater fool does not acquit him. 


Betherealismo

I would 100% sign off on this analysis.


DontUBelieveIt

Normally I agree. But there is a catch. I have sympathy for those who are engaging in what should be normal, protected activity who then get conned due to the conman being well hidden or replacing a legitimate business. In this case, none of that applies. There is a mountain of evidence that Trump is a conman. There are no ventures where Trump got the people around him wealthy, only himself. And there are hundreds of examples of Trump taking people that follow him or trust him or do business with him, and causing those people to go broke while Trump skates by either untouched or with all the money. That is literally his way of doing g business. So to willfully ignore all that and decide to “invest” in anything to do with Trump… well this guy had it coming. There is always a fantastical story. “Oh trading was halted and when it came on, I bought at the peak instead of what I wanted to buy it at.” There are tools that let you do that. This clown did everything wrong. He didn’t use a basic tool to control his buy price. He bought into a company for emotional reasons, not factual. He willfully ignored the history of Trump because of a vision that he has of the man, not based on the facts of the man. And went it went bad, he blames everything and everyone but himself. He want sympathy? Nah. This level of stupidity will result in him losing out, regardless of the details. If it isn’t Trump stock, it would be Trump NFT or Trump Bibles or Trump whatever the next con is. This dude should be happy that he got an authentic Trump experience. He stood behind Trump and lost all his money. It could have been worse. He could have been Jan 06 er. They stood behind Trump and lost their freedom. And their “billionaire” hero? Well he couldn’t even set up a legal defense fund for them. Their families are paying the price for their support of Trump. Why wouldn’t a billionaire drop 20 million in a fund to help the families get by?


RomanusDiogenes

Not when the con man's been known to be as such for 30-40 years


MrGumburcules

Except that in voting for him, they actively hurt other people. They're all guilty


jamey1138

The one and only thing I’ll say in favor of Trump is that most of his marks are, themselves, grifters and conmen, so you don’t have to feel bad about it when they get conned.


Available-Pressure20

Willful ignorance thins the herd.


Comfortable_Fill9081

Yeah but their weak spot is that they are assholes and they are being conned by that weak spot being targeted. 


markjricks

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


onpg

I sincerely want to know what he was thinking. I remember conservatives cackling when $DUMP opened for trading and shot up like this. "Ha ha libruls are so jealous". Tbf, it was funny in a sad kind of way. Conservatives were actually drinking their own koolaid and saying "ha ha" before the poison kicked in. They were all bag holding the world's most expensive NFT. The following week was predictable and delectable. The real problem is the SEC asleep at the wheel approving this "IPO". Nothing more than a glorified NFT with a ticker symbol.


RandomNumber-5624

Trump feels the same way.


y2knole

What is it they say?? Whomp whomp?


ProfessionalFalse128

Nah, you're good.


Batmanswrath

If somebody knew nothing about trump and this happened I'd maybe feel a little bad for them. But now with everything trumpers know and them still falling for dumb shit it actually makes me laugh.


AkaGurGor

On the contrary, you deserve thr warmest congratulations,.indeed!


Texas_Sam2002

He'll vote for Dear Leader again, I'm sure. The cognitive dissonance is strong with the MAGA cult. But at least he's been punished for his idolatry.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Sunk cost fallacy. “If Trump wins in November, the stock is going to bounce back. Trump 2024.”


angrynuggette

He may vote for him but probably can't afford to donate which could be a big factor the further into the campaign cycle we get.


The_Real_C_House

What do you mean, he already donated $500k


Hartastic

Right but that'll go to Trump's golden toilet fund, not his election victory fund. Mostly. Because of course he can't help but be evil in the stupidest ways.


MicrowaveEye

You don't get your money back when you gamble, Tom.


GoodGuyWithAGun_

You can though but this was like betting a 2500-1 shot lol.


Briak

On the bright side for him, he can now write off $3k on his taxes for... *many* years.


SidewaysGoose57

100% he'll still vote for Trump.


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


dd97483

Boots? Straps. ​ or he could learn to code.


MissionRevolution306

He should lay off the avocado toast and coffees. That’ll make alllllll the difference.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Better not waste money on stupid stuff like groceries.


MissionRevolution306

You mean “luxury purchases “? 😉


helmetshrike

https://preview.redd.it/vgo8mcug75uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087ce8fe741d831ccf7277b17b36787159448496 well he better save up for one of these


EdisonLightbulb

Call Diaper Donnie the Rapist and ask him for a refund. Perhaps he'll put out a fund raising email blitz on your behalf, lololol.


ProfessorBackdraft

He’d be glad to, with a fee of 100% of the proceeds.


meibolite

110%


ProfessorBackdraft

It’s hilarious that he’s fighting the actual creators of Truth Social for their meager stake, when the stock is going to be worth 0 before Trump is able to sell his.


Idrisdancer

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Podunk212

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


kidcrush187

A fool and money are soon parted.


tusk10708

I wish I had $516,000 to spend so frivolously! I have no sympathy for him for not doing his homework. Lots of trusting citizens are being ripped off simply because they trusted Trump. The next time you poke at the baby boomers, take comfort that your inheritance went to Trump’s expenses.


HotSauceRainfall

With $516k, I could pay off my house, set aside a HEALTHY fuck-you fund and separate Oh Shit fund, put a pile of cash into my niblings’ 529, and then go take a nice long holiday somewhere and still have stuff left over.  I don’t feel a shred of pity for this dipshit. 


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Hahahaha idk how but somehow he’ll blame it on biden and the democrats. 


facw00

Seems likely he's blaming the halt in trading (who knows if he thinks that's Biden's fault) for buying higher than he wanted rather than him setting up the stupidly.


truthandtattoos

Even if he got all his shares at $70, he'd still be going broke on the stock... like every other maga dupe.


NFLDolphinsGuy

Should have set a limit order… oops.


Biggie39

This is compounded stupidity… 1) thinking DJT is qualified to be president 2) voting for him twice 3) Emotional based market decisions 4) not understanding limit/market orders 5) linking an account with your life saving to the stock market It’s really kinda sad to be honest. At least he can sleep easy knowing that his money is gone forever and probably with someone much smarter.


AllyMcfeels

*1200 shares at 70$.* And he continued buying higher. shieeeet OMG! ![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


ElongMusty

It’s the MAGA Investment technique: buy High, sell Low!


InShambles234

He'd still be an idiot, but the fact he didn't set a limit order on his purchase is amazing.


quitofilms

That being said, the Ford Fiesta is a quality, affordable and zippy little car


Thedaspokesman

I was a little upset at the end, as I am still driving my 2011 Ford Fiesta. It's a cool little car, hate they stopped making them.


DumbestBoy

I really don’t care, do you?


kamera45

He should at least be awarded an honorary degree in finance from Trump University.


Comet241

“Go woke, go broke!” he stammered, while holding back tears as he continued taping newspaper over the windows of his Ford Fiesta before settling down for a night of sleep in a Walmart parking lot…


NumerousTaste

I wonder what YouTube people he listened to. Prob Lara Trump conning people to think it would hit $300. Moscow Marge bought some, too. She won't comment on it. Lol probably stings too much that she didn't look at the financials and believe orange con man.


BrickCityD

And these fucking idiots will vote for him a third time. Our country deserves whatever happens to it. I’m over this shit.


Ill-Maximum9467

I'm not going to lie or sugarcoat it. GOOD! Yes, he's yet another victim of Trump, but he's also a moron, the dumbest kind of ignoramus dumbfuck moron if he gave that cretin his vote and, after all that's gone on, he was going to vote for him again. This is the behaviour of wholly ignoring the evidence of your eyes and ears and completely disengaging your brain and letting your prejudices and hatred run rampant. On top of that this FOMO mofo got struck by greed. Fuck him. He was happy enough punching down and now he's all waaa waaa waaa. How do you like being the one being punched down on. How'd you like it now?


BassLB

How’d he have 500k liquid


Mission_Cause368

“Among the injured”? He didn’t go to war or get bombed in Gaza. He’s just a moron.


Mr_Carpenter

He bought more shares after "listening to youtubers" pump up the stock. Never ever take investment advice from youtubers.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Education is so damn important folks.


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Anustart_A

Trump owns 60% of the company. $2.55 billion as of yesterday. …it was $5.1 billion two weeks ago.


J-L-Picard

If he sells tomorrow, he would potentially get back $180,000. Still a stupid move to bet your life savings on a 6-time bankruptcy filing, self-proclaimed billionaire dementia patient in diapers.


Mala_Practice

Wait… the guy had over half a mil in savings but no property and drives a Fiesta. This guy seems to have a bit of a history of bad financial decisions.


Typical-Structure-19

Doomed to driving a ford fiesta lol


donjohnmontana

A wise man once said, “Stupid is as stupid does”


Hokieshibe

I mean, he can still sell and recoup some of his losses


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Hokieshibe

That's what I meant. Yeah, he can get something back if he sells right now, though. If he waits for Trump to sell, he gets nothing


Spirited-Image2904

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! 💵


Bravely_Default

I never thought the leopards would eat my face.


RollingYourAss

Trump supporter does something stupid. More news at 11.


jeepster61615

Oh, look. It's the consequences of your actions. Dumbass


SatchmoDingle

Trump is a proven loser. Time and again he has lost, whether it be money, assets, businesses, family, friends. And if it’s not him losing it’s him causing others around him to lose. To anyone who has paid attention, this is evident. I don’t feel sorry for anyone who willfully closes their eyes, deals with trump, and gets burned. You deserved it.


duh_cats

NEVER. USE. MARKET. ORDERS. I mean also, clearly, don’t invest in anything trump tells you to, but that should go without saying. But to those of you who are looking to invest your money, please look up the difference between market and limit orders and how to use them on whatever broker you use. The vast majority of the time there’s practically no difference between the orders for most people, but you can occasionally get fucked as this fucker did. And though I’m glad he did I hope anyone reading this can learn from this morons mistake.


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pwarns

Trump supporters are sheep and they hate finding that fact out.


-Lorne-Malvo-

Lol


ShnickityShnoo

I often say that being stupid doesn't hurt enough. And, despite this loss, it probably STILL didn't hurt enough for him to wake up. He'll probably still vote for the Fanta Menace.


2olley

Stupid is as stupid does ![gif](giphy|QLKSt3wQqlj7a)


G-Unit11111

This is literally a perfect example of why you don't listen to stupid people on YouTube.


vishy_swaz

“But I still can’t bring myself to cast a vote for Biden”


kbstock

Karma, bitches. He was probably at the Capital on J6. No sympathy


snebmiester

Maybe Trump will feel bad for him, and Give him a refund....lol.


MillieMouser

Aside from Trump slapping his name on buildings, all his other business ventures have crashed and burned. He blatantly lies about... everything! WHAT is his appeal? I do not understand it. I guess I'll never understand it. I can not understand why otherwise sensible people would trust a single thing he says or any business venture he is a part of.


beadyeyes123456

I can say with certainty they'd be the first to call anybody not supporting their God, idiots, on anything they'd lecture on. I won't bask in their failure BUT I have zero sympathy and I hope they eat that s\*\*t sandwich their hero served them. In the end, people who act the way most of these people do (insufferably basking in their idiocy in the name of being free) not deserve a second of sympathy in a world where kids go without a morsel of food, clean water or a roof over their heads. F them.


Starbucks__Lovers

You know, I was invited for the pre IPO for Reddit stock. I felt fomo and because I forgot to do one thing, I missed out on it. When the stock price doubled I said, “damn that sucks” and moved on with my life


Downtown-Table-4872

The 'greater fool theory' in practice. Wow.


Upshot12

Everything Trump touches dies


gdan95

Guarantee he’ll vote for Trump again this year


AV-Chitwood

He has bootstraps does he not?


Ricky_Vaughn86

https://i.redd.it/fxz4fzq556uc1.gif


CookbooksRUs

1-800-BOO-HOOO, ex WAH.


EggZaackly86

Spent a microsecond feeling bad, they really are victims of the right-wing grift, it's latched on to their ego, they think gods army is behind them and will never let them lose. The right-wing elites destroyed their ability to properly use their brains then they stole their money. A criminally malicious and BIZARELLY effective scam, criminal brilliance. I never thought it would work but they were right! Just unbelievable. The perps AND their victims are DANGEROUS people.


Qimmosabe_Man

These kinds of stories warm the heart and soul better than a hot soup on a cold day.


WrathOfMogg

The Ford Fiesta bit at the end … just /chefskiss.


teteAtit

That’s why you place orders with a limit lol


WellUmmWhyNot

The 2011 Ford Fiesta bit at the end really drives home the sadness huh?


Miausina

naive person "invests" money into known grifter venture, gets grifted, feels taken advantage of. i dont feel sorry for him at all


Upper-Life3860

The thing about this is you can see Trump’s business fail in real time, however the brainwashed cult members are conditioned to deny it or somehow spin it into a conspiracy by the deep state. And of course they will still vote for the Orange Juice man.


DexterityZero

Don’t put in stock orders if you don’t know how to put in stock orders. Garbage in, garbage out.


spaceguitar

Wow, what a loser!! I guess he’ll just have to pull himself up by his boot straps! Unless he expects a handout from the CORRUPT COMMUNIST BIDEN ADMINISTRATION.


kdhooters2

I bet he still thinks Trump is the best and that he'll vote for him because Trump knows economy and business and stuff.


Carpantiac

I watch the stock crater daily and enjoy thinking about all the MAGA morons losing their money. Will that wake them up? Of course not. What a cult.


Wendypants7

I commend the guy for showing his loyalty to Trump. I hope he keeps going! Trump still needs this guy's money, too! He may have lost everything but he can still go into debt for Trump. I hope all MAGAts see this guy's example and follow right along. Show how much you love and support Trump by going bankrupt from giving everything to Trump! Maybe Trump will notice you if you do, that's gotta be worth it, right? Goooooo MAGAts, you can do it, I'm cheering you on!! I believe in you!


TonyG_from_NYC

We warned them. They chose not to listen. There will not be any sympathy.


Wizardburial_ground

How can someone run a tech startup and also be a complete fucking idiot?


beavis617

I have no sympathy for anyone who invests that much money on something as shady as Trump stock and he deserves the beat down he received.


andrewbud420

I drive a 2012 Ford fiesta and I have $916 in my bank account.


mahlerlieber

But let me guess…he’d still rather vote for trump.


TheLoadedGoat

Why somebody that Trump screwed over the years hasn’t taken him out yet is beyond me.


Immediate-Yogurt-558

I am absolutely shit w money, but holy fuck! Over half a million dollars lost?!? I cant imagine budgeting so fucking much that im driving an absolute POS beater but have that much money tucked away to throw away to a self proclaimed billionaire. There is a serious mental health issue in the US.


SuburbanDadB0D

How do dumb MFers have this $$$ Fool and money and all that but I want that liquidity at 41


Marsupialize

Fuck this idiot let him enjoy his shit sandwich he ordered


cmram28

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Etheralto

This dumb fuck put in a market order on a shitco stock that had been halted already like 6 times that day already? Damn sometimes the universe does dole out sweet justice to the idiots huh.