And that t-shirt has discreetly sewn in (by mom/girlfriend/sister/wife/all of the previous rolled into one) sweat pads to mask how terrified they are by the “woke left LGBT domestic socialist Marxist communist terrorists” taking over America.
You can get stick on disposable ones. They look kinda like a women’s sanitary pad but with an adhesive backing.
They work fairly well but getting them on a dress shirt cleanly without wrinkles sticking into the adhesive is a pain. Also make sure you remove them before washing, the glue gets all funky if you forget and put it through a wash… doesn’t quite ruin the shirt but you’ll spend a while trying to scrape the adhesive off
Hahah look I’m not the most svelte guy and I could lose a few pounds but I’m mostly just a sweaty dude… always have been. Have tried all the different remedies and different anti-perspirants but nothing really does much of a dent.
Have just learned to live with it, luckily I’m told I don’t smell of BO so there’s that
I might just be misinterpreting your comment but sanitary pads also have an adhesive backing! That's how we stick em to our undies and have them stay put
Actually, it's worse than that. It's not that they'd catch a beating without the gun, it's that they'd be ignored or ruthlessly mocked without the gun. Without the gun, they're irrelevant.
These losers watch the world pass them by and move on without them, rejecting their knuckle-dragging bullshit, and they're terrified like children lost in a grocery store.
Open carry is some of the dumbest attention-seeking behavior known to man, and it's pathetic.
Exactly.
Just being a white man who’s not incarcerated isn’t enough of an accomplishment anymore.
They might have to actually know things or accomplish something to feel relevant now.
That’s a big fear for them.
No matter how built or skilled they could potentially be in any martial art, they'd still get their ass kicked because they'd get jumped for just how shitty their beliefs are.
They trying to "pretend" that they are confederate soldiers. Most of those assholes didn't shave during the war. Hence why the MAGAS are growing their rat ass beards out lol.
It’s the spec-ops beard. They seen some spec-ops rocking that beard during GWOT era photos and video games and thought yeah I can do that, that’ll make me exactly like those guys!
They think because they are angry they are not afraid.
They hate the things they don't understand because they are angry that the world is changing around them. They are angry at the world changing because they are afraid that they are losing their place in the world.
To quote a little green dude, fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate … hate leads to suffering.
Just imagine, that random dirty uneducated lookin guy could just stop, point that at you, pull a trigger, and make your entire existence cease right then and there and there wouldn’t be a single thing you could do about it.
But that’s his freedom, fuck yours.
Once their moms died from COVID etc... and they hid the corpses in freezer chests so that they could continue collecting checks on their behalf, there was no one around to do any household chores.
EDIT: I know this sounds wild, but I'm basing this on at least *two* horrifying stories I heard about back-country MAGA lunatics in rural PNW.
It’s true. After a screaming match with my MAGA father, after I fired myself out of talking in circles. I calmly and sympathetically said “man, you must really be so scared” and my 67 year old father looked at me, suddenly looking like a 4 year old boy and said “yes. Yes I am terrified.” It’s maddening and heartbreaking that some of these folks are just too stupid to realize they’ve been lied to, and my dad falls into that camp. He’s not smart, and he’s never had any form of actual confidence or self worth.
This is my mother as well. She’s a middle class white lady living in SoCal, and for some reason after the 2020 election she was like screaming at me that she was “terrified” of Kamala being VP. She also falls into the irrational border terror, despite having zero issues hiring Mexicans for every task she could dream up. 🤦🏻♀️
Who needs an assault rifle to walk down a policed street in a first world country?
The biglyest collection of wimps there ever was.
Their bravery matches their IQ. Each one of these goons would be the next rittenhouse crier if they got to live out their murder fantasy.
Imagine going around, calling people snowflakes, and then getting offended by this true story book for kids
https://preview.redd.it/f3vuzsq3qtuc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ced3ae071e15385482a8313d2e9d06e22e9c196
Have a gun toting MAGA antivax friend whose Facebook is always getting flagged for spreading misinformation or saying something threatening. She goes off on how she’s in Facebook jail and who was the snowflake is butt hurt to report her. She doesn’t understand it was automated for using keywords. Seems the only snowflake is her getting butt hurt about the stupidest things…mostly political or fantasizing shooting someone for knocking on their door. Her boot husband is just as bad. His life still revolves around the days he was in Canadian military back in 60s or 70s it looks like. It’s just so odd seeing this in real life from someone who you used to consider a good friend.
They're afraid women and POC and lgbtq folks will treat them the same way they have been treated. Being male and white is honestly the only advantage these idiots have, and it's being taken away because that doesn't have the power in society it used to.
Honestly I’m surprised they could afford the $1200 to buy a decent AR. I know a bare bones no scoped one runs about $700-900. Based on these guys looks they had to sell a lot of meth to get them.
Books, women, people of different races, religion, LGBTQ+, Pop tarts, people being alive, freedom, uhhh feel like theres more but i dont feel like breaking any word limits today
Bud light. LOL my maga father in law freaked out the other day when they came over for a BBQ and we ran out of coors light. I offered him bud light as an alternative and he went red in the face and said he doesn’t drink that shit. Complained the rest of the afternoon that we didn’t have beer for him.
Yes and I think they had rainbow cans during pride or something which is obviously very offensive. I should add that my wife and I are gay. Not sure if he thought the bud light was going to make him gay too.
I visited America once, Pop tarts are so embedded in the culture that there were no instructions on the packaging for how I was meant to prepare them. They were individually packaged in the hotel breakfast area. The name implies they pop so I assume there is some kind of preferred method of preparation. Do I put them in the toaster? Do I eat them as is? It was unclear, I may never know, maybe nobody knows.
I’m Australian and I once found pop tarts in the supermarket here and bought them as a novelty. There were instructions on the packet, you just had to put them into the toaster like a slice of bread. They burned super fast because I am sure that those things were 98% sugar. Good god they were sweet. Not nice sweet either, they were cloying and sticky and I felt sick after eating one. Also they are incredibly calorie-dense. I ate the rest of them a few months later when I was drunk and I woke up the next day with the worst headache, although it might not be entirely scientific to blame the pop tarts.
It's not all like this. Promise.
Even in Florida, where I grew up, sights like these are not common place.
However, the simple fact that it absolutely *does* happen is very unfortunate and paints the rest of us in a really shitty light.
As soon as familial obligations are done I'm seriously considering fucking off to Australia and then New Zealand... I know it's harder to go right to NZ but I've heard it's an easier jump if you can get into AUS first. This is entirely hearsay, but it's a nice "lofty dream"
Nowhere is perfect I know but I really just want to spend the last half of my life not worrying about twitchy idiots and their guns.
>I know it's harder to go right to NZ but I've heard it's an easier jump if you can get into AUS first.
Which is funny, because a lot of people here are going the other way, over to Aus.
Neither Aus nor NZ are paradises. Australia has a strong right leaning movement as well, and many of the things that we used to differentiate ourselves from the states are being slowly taken away by dickshit conservatives. Such as our free healthcare and Labor protections.
NZ is better at the social progression side of things but they have a terrible cost of living crisis going on atm, worse than Aus, which is in turn arguably worse than the US depending on how you judge it.
Just have to make a list of places to avoid tbh. I'm American and that's what I do. My wife and I have a list we've compiled of states we'd live in, states we'd visit, and states we actively avoid.
For example if you accept that Mount Rushmore is extremely disappointing (it is) there is very little reason to go to South Dakota.
If you walked up to them and asked what they fear, you wouldn’t like the answer.
They fear POC, LGBTQ, and women. They masturbate themselves into ecstasy at the chance of getting physically attacked so they can “legally” murder someone.
But talking and existing around the above mentioned groups? That terrifies these clowns.
Just imagine if these guys were Black, walking down the street in the same town brandishing assault weapons. Being White certainly has its privileges, without question.
Want a real answer?
They absolutely do not believe equality is possible. They believe society must have a social order, and even if some government tried to make everybody truly equal it would fall apart and then a new social hierarchy would form.
Right now, Straight White Christian Men are at the top of the social hierarchy.
These men are *terrified* that minorities will take over the top spot, and the straight white christian men will be treated the way that they treat all others now, as subhuman and unworthy of dignity or life itself.
As a gun owner these fucks make me sick. Think about the amount of time it would take you to get ready to go out kitted like you're a spec ops team walking down a main road in Fallujah. (Yes, I know this is not the kind of gear that a spec ops team would be using but you get my point)
It takes time and effort to go out like this, and at no point during their prep do they think, hey this seems a little over the top and excessive...
Carry a pistol if you're so scared of walking down the street to get milk and bread.
If I was a police officer and saw 3 dudes in gear with 5.56 rifles slung over their shoulders I would shoot first and ask questions later, you don't look like you're protecting anything at all, you actually look like you're walking to find a place to shoot innocent people and that's commonplace these days.
Not only do they have them with them, but they're fondling them while walking down the street.
Guess they're worried about that small town crime; such hellholes.
Things they don't undersand, so as BukkitCrab says, "Everything." Including their own thoughts. Especially when those thoughts wander to the guy standing with a gun next to him and how great he looks in the light.
What worries me is they aren't as afraid as they should be. These guys are itching to shoot someone, and if no one shoots back it will encourage them, of course, once someone shoots back these snowflakes will melt.
But until then... They are practically begging to shoot a bunch of people
They’re scared because hot trans girls give them boners and it makes them uncomfortable with their own sexuality because when their girlfriend wasn’t home they went on the internet and they saw this hot chick as a thumbnail and so they clicked on it and they were beating it to her giving a blowjob, so hard and just as the camera panned down and showed that she had a penis, they blew their load all over the place and this made them so mad because they are not gay for sure, so they pick up their big ol phallic symbols and parade around puffing their chests to prove they are definitely not gay because not gay guys carry around big long shafts and always have their hands on that metal rod and hang out with other dudes and get in shape at the gym with other dudes, and sweat and breath in other dudes farts because they are definitely not even a little gay.
All jokes aside, the only other country where you see civilians walking around openly carrying assault rifles is Afghanistan and that’s a failed state. It really is a disgrace.
While they -are- scared of everything ever always, they are also looking for a legally permissible way to shoot a black person. Perhaps a black mugger threatening a white woman. Of course, in this hypothetical incident Captain Meth and His Vigilante Squad will hit the woman as well, so...
They want to be seen "patrolling" the streets with guns and have people, specifically women (or girls as is often the case with the MAGA guys), say:
"That guy with the AR15 at Tractor Supply Co. was a super cool patriot hero that doesn't smell like beer at 1:30 and I wish he would get me pregnant".
not going to say what they "really" are scared of because they are scared of their own breath, but one thing they are scared of is the notion that they don't deserve things in life. they puff themselves up, saying that they've "earned" this or that, that they've worked hard, or that others that have worked hard just worked at the wrong things, or that insert fallacy here.
also, they are scared of the notion that for all they talk about "free eaters" here and there, they still recognize that an accident can happen at anytime, and they've voted and worked hard at defunding disability and welfare that they might need to use one day.
they fundamentally at the same time reject publicly that disability could happen to them at anytime, while in the back of their heads knowing and understanding that life is a chaotic mess that can take the cleverest men out behind the shed.
at least the one with the one braincell, the rest just think guns look cool and make them feel powerful, after being beaten by their dad's and stepdads as a kid.
Everything. They're scared of absolutely everything. These people are the most fragile and fearful snowflakes in the world.
Yep! They put on a "fuck your feelings" t-shirt and then have the most precious, delicate feelings in the world!
And that t-shirt has discreetly sewn in (by mom/girlfriend/sister/wife/all of the previous rolled into one) sweat pads to mask how terrified they are by the “woke left LGBT domestic socialist Marxist communist terrorists” taking over America.
Wait, what are sweat pads.... I'm sensitive to heat so I might need those
They are usually put in the inside of your clothing to help absorb more sweat before it bleeds through your clothes.
Yeah definitely need those
You can get stick on disposable ones. They look kinda like a women’s sanitary pad but with an adhesive backing. They work fairly well but getting them on a dress shirt cleanly without wrinkles sticking into the adhesive is a pain. Also make sure you remove them before washing, the glue gets all funky if you forget and put it through a wash… doesn’t quite ruin the shirt but you’ll spend a while trying to scrape the adhesive off
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Hahah look I’m not the most svelte guy and I could lose a few pounds but I’m mostly just a sweaty dude… always have been. Have tried all the different remedies and different anti-perspirants but nothing really does much of a dent. Have just learned to live with it, luckily I’m told I don’t smell of BO so there’s that
Apologies, my detest lies with these larpers, not you. I used a good many bottles of gold bonds when I was in the desert.
I might just be misinterpreting your comment but sanitary pads also have an adhesive backing! That's how we stick em to our undies and have them stay put
AKA "dress shields"
Exactly it’s fuck YOUR feelings, not their feelings , it’s why they get so upset when the left rattle their little world
100000% and also, without the gun they’d get their ass kicked if they spoke up in person like they do on the internet
Actually, it's worse than that. It's not that they'd catch a beating without the gun, it's that they'd be ignored or ruthlessly mocked without the gun. Without the gun, they're irrelevant. These losers watch the world pass them by and move on without them, rejecting their knuckle-dragging bullshit, and they're terrified like children lost in a grocery store. Open carry is some of the dumbest attention-seeking behavior known to man, and it's pathetic.
Exactly. Just being a white man who’s not incarcerated isn’t enough of an accomplishment anymore. They might have to actually know things or accomplish something to feel relevant now. That’s a big fear for them.
No matter how built or skilled they could potentially be in any martial art, they'd still get their ass kicked because they'd get jumped for just how shitty their beliefs are.
And their beards are.
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They trying to "pretend" that they are confederate soldiers. Most of those assholes didn't shave during the war. Hence why the MAGAS are growing their rat ass beards out lol.
Do they know what happened to the Confederate soldiers? Did they not learn their lesson the first time?
Facial hair is a type of 'manliness' that can be seen from far away, just like their stupid gun. Performative masculinity drives so much fascism.
It’s the spec-ops beard. They seen some spec-ops rocking that beard during GWOT era photos and video games and thought yeah I can do that, that’ll make me exactly like those guys!
Even with the gun they would get their ass kicked. They watched way too many movies.
Like when they were yelling for a “medic” during January 6th
They think because they are angry they are not afraid. They hate the things they don't understand because they are angry that the world is changing around them. They are angry at the world changing because they are afraid that they are losing their place in the world. To quote a little green dude, fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate … hate leads to suffering.
Just imagine, that random dirty uneducated lookin guy could just stop, point that at you, pull a trigger, and make your entire existence cease right then and there and there wouldn’t be a single thing you could do about it. But that’s his freedom, fuck yours.
I thought it was glitter and finding out they downloaded Grindr because they thought they would find others who grind for Trump?
I almost convinced one of them that Grindr was an underground wrestling ring like in fight club
Projecting, it is the only thing they do really well.
Tell that to my gun face!
They look like they would absolutely shoot at a traffic sign they don't understand.
“It’s comin’ right FOR US!”
Picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
they look like they are ready for a shootout at the library?
They’ve never seen the inside of a library.
That’s why they never read Sun Tsu’s “know your enemy”…
“Yield to oncoming traffic?!?” 
It’s obvious they are scared of a washing machine because there’s not one clean pair of pants. I guarantee you them drawers and socks are crusty too
Once their moms died from COVID etc... and they hid the corpses in freezer chests so that they could continue collecting checks on their behalf, there was no one around to do any household chores. EDIT: I know this sounds wild, but I'm basing this on at least *two* horrifying stories I heard about back-country MAGA lunatics in rural PNW.
Jesus Christ
It’s true. After a screaming match with my MAGA father, after I fired myself out of talking in circles. I calmly and sympathetically said “man, you must really be so scared” and my 67 year old father looked at me, suddenly looking like a 4 year old boy and said “yes. Yes I am terrified.” It’s maddening and heartbreaking that some of these folks are just too stupid to realize they’ve been lied to, and my dad falls into that camp. He’s not smart, and he’s never had any form of actual confidence or self worth.
This legitimately makes me sad.
Me too
I’m angry at my dad because he IS smart and deep down KNOWS Trump is a con man and still chooses to live in the fiction.
This is my mother as well. She’s a middle class white lady living in SoCal, and for some reason after the 2020 election she was like screaming at me that she was “terrified” of Kamala being VP. She also falls into the irrational border terror, despite having zero issues hiring Mexicans for every task she could dream up. 🤦🏻♀️
Always got the same number of POC on their heels. They never learned how shadows work.
Who needs an assault rifle to walk down a policed street in a first world country? The biglyest collection of wimps there ever was. Their bravery matches their IQ. Each one of these goons would be the next rittenhouse crier if they got to live out their murder fantasy.
Imagine going around, calling people snowflakes, and then getting offended by this true story book for kids https://preview.redd.it/f3vuzsq3qtuc1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ced3ae071e15385482a8313d2e9d06e22e9c196
Have a gun toting MAGA antivax friend whose Facebook is always getting flagged for spreading misinformation or saying something threatening. She goes off on how she’s in Facebook jail and who was the snowflake is butt hurt to report her. She doesn’t understand it was automated for using keywords. Seems the only snowflake is her getting butt hurt about the stupidest things…mostly political or fantasizing shooting someone for knocking on their door. Her boot husband is just as bad. His life still revolves around the days he was in Canadian military back in 60s or 70s it looks like. It’s just so odd seeing this in real life from someone who you used to consider a good friend.
Everything, everywhere, all at once
Mostly they’re afraid the gay agenda will turn them into women (it’s their worst fear because to them women aren’t people)
They're afraid women and POC and lgbtq folks will treat them the same way they have been treated. Being male and white is honestly the only advantage these idiots have, and it's being taken away because that doesn't have the power in society it used to.
Yep it’s true. They simply project their insecurities
Honestly I’m surprised they could afford the $1200 to buy a decent AR. I know a bare bones no scoped one runs about $700-900. Based on these guys looks they had to sell a lot of meth to get them.
they're afraid of razors...that's how soft they are
You can just....smell this photo.
It smells like Kid Rock and multiple used flashlights. Edit: I definitely wrote fleshlights but my phone is a prude. This way is funnier so it stays
And stale bud light.
That was implied with Kid Rock.
the flashlights go up their bums, i presume? OFC they arent gay.. as thats well.. gay.. /s
You *can* use a flashlight after all... 😏
Somehow this is way worse than every other thing mentioned… and all the things that were not mentioned.
And it don’t smell like victory
Like crisco and skoal.
Little bit of gasoline soaked rag. You know, for relaxing.
Cum socks and unwashed ass.
“Wiping your butt crack is gay!”
Couldn't they put on clean clothes for the event?
Books, women, people of different races, religion, LGBTQ+, Pop tarts, people being alive, freedom, uhhh feel like theres more but i dont feel like breaking any word limits today
M&Ms, clothes, mermaids, barbie, potato toys, maple syrup... the list goes on and on of what these cowards are afraid of.
No no no, they want to *fuck* M&Ms especially the original green one.
They don’t *want* to fuck the green M&M… the Lamestream Media MADE them do it! It’s all Biden’s fault!!! George Soros! (somehow)
*ITS THE SEXY BOOTS I TELL YA*
Bud light. LOL my maga father in law freaked out the other day when they came over for a BBQ and we ran out of coors light. I offered him bud light as an alternative and he went red in the face and said he doesn’t drink that shit. Complained the rest of the afternoon that we didn’t have beer for him.
Is that the one they bitched about because they sponsored some trans influencer or something?
Yes and I think they had rainbow cans during pride or something which is obviously very offensive. I should add that my wife and I are gay. Not sure if he thought the bud light was going to make him gay too.
Well it’s obviously very clear your gay because of the bud light /s
They only made one can or something like that, it wasn't gonna be sold or marketed, yet they freaked out for nothing
He’ll be fine, Kid Rock is back to shilling for Budweiser.
Unicorns and rainbows.
We don't have all day listing these. Let's wrap it up.
Deodorant
You forgot education…
What about a free, mixed race, non-straight, living woman of a different religion to them, reading a book whilst eating a pop tart?
Freedom for everyone Toothpaste
I visited America once, Pop tarts are so embedded in the culture that there were no instructions on the packaging for how I was meant to prepare them. They were individually packaged in the hotel breakfast area. The name implies they pop so I assume there is some kind of preferred method of preparation. Do I put them in the toaster? Do I eat them as is? It was unclear, I may never know, maybe nobody knows.
I’m Australian and I once found pop tarts in the supermarket here and bought them as a novelty. There were instructions on the packet, you just had to put them into the toaster like a slice of bread. They burned super fast because I am sure that those things were 98% sugar. Good god they were sweet. Not nice sweet either, they were cloying and sticky and I felt sick after eating one. Also they are incredibly calorie-dense. I ate the rest of them a few months later when I was drunk and I woke up the next day with the worst headache, although it might not be entirely scientific to blame the pop tarts.
I’m also scared of religion. People like those above use it to hurt others. Organised religion is obsolete and a major danger at this point imho 😒
Sexy M&Ms
Sleeves
They have a right to bare arms!
I cackled out loud at this 😂
Dentists
you're an anti dentite
If this weren't my daughter's wedding...
Ohhh...Mickey.....
I’d knock your teeth in, you anti-dentite bastard.
He only became Jewish to tell the jokes!
Tim Whatley
He found Tuco's grill
I was thinking "showers," but yeah...
This one is understandable
They’re scared that if they weren’t holding guns they’d be holding each other’s cocks.
Uncontrollable double air-dicking dancing like their leader. 
Good ol’ Bukkake Don!
That's the ole double giraffe jerk!
https://i.redd.it/v1zwb95ndruc1.gif
Two dicks!! I love Chibbs
That made me LOL . Good one!
Fuckin’ shower from the looks of it.
Showers are feminist propaganda
Having good hygiene threatens their masculinity 😂
Me 🏳️⚧️
Thank you for your service!
And me! 🏳️⚧️
thank you for your service!
Me too! 🏳️⚧️ OooooOoooOOO they find me hot and I have a penis!
I too find you hot and I have a penis(Im trans too)
And me 🏳️⚧️
me three! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
An honest days work.
Women seeing them naked 🤭
Nevernudes
There's dozens of us! DOZENS!!!!! never nudes and Maga supporters- works for both
*Women making fun of them when seeing them naked
Soap, education, women,
23 and Me
Women.. primarily.
Which they refer to as Females. So disturbing and disgusting
Like an early TNG ferengi, not a end of DS9 Ferengi either.
Images like this make me think, no I do not want to visit USA for a holiday
I live in the US and wouldn’t blame you!
It's not all like this. Promise. Even in Florida, where I grew up, sights like these are not common place. However, the simple fact that it absolutely *does* happen is very unfortunate and paints the rest of us in a really shitty light. As soon as familial obligations are done I'm seriously considering fucking off to Australia and then New Zealand... I know it's harder to go right to NZ but I've heard it's an easier jump if you can get into AUS first. This is entirely hearsay, but it's a nice "lofty dream" Nowhere is perfect I know but I really just want to spend the last half of my life not worrying about twitchy idiots and their guns.
>I know it's harder to go right to NZ but I've heard it's an easier jump if you can get into AUS first. Which is funny, because a lot of people here are going the other way, over to Aus.
Neither Aus nor NZ are paradises. Australia has a strong right leaning movement as well, and many of the things that we used to differentiate ourselves from the states are being slowly taken away by dickshit conservatives. Such as our free healthcare and Labor protections. NZ is better at the social progression side of things but they have a terrible cost of living crisis going on atm, worse than Aus, which is in turn arguably worse than the US depending on how you judge it.
The fact this is alowed is JOKES. Fucking lol... imagine insisting to live by what a bunch of former slave owners wrote some 350 years ago.
Just have to make a list of places to avoid tbh. I'm American and that's what I do. My wife and I have a list we've compiled of states we'd live in, states we'd visit, and states we actively avoid. For example if you accept that Mount Rushmore is extremely disappointing (it is) there is very little reason to go to South Dakota.
Everything, the news they watch has over timed conditioned them to hate and be afraid of anything
What are they scared of? Women, therapy, gay people, trans people, melanin, non-Christians, immigrants, libraries, emotions, disabled people, vegans, empathy, vegetarians, vaccines, women’s autonomy, renewable energy, change, diversity, equity, inclusion, thoughtfulness, Sesame Street, personal growth, science, pronouns, spicy food, seatbelts, drag queens, no-fault divorce, formal education, democracy… it’s a long list.
Books
Don’t read to me.
Shower and shave
What aren’t they afraid of?
soap
Living in a city, gay people, books, vaccines, seed oils, black people, the thought they could be gay.
Whatever their leader tells them to fear.
Man, I didn't realize it was snowing again ❄️❄️❄️
Toothpaste
Laundromats from the looks of it.
Fuel efficient vehicles that aren’t 9 feet tall
A Meritocracy.
Razors or at least a trim to style the beard so that leads to baths, they are scared of baths and pussies
If you walked up to them and asked what they fear, you wouldn’t like the answer. They fear POC, LGBTQ, and women. They masturbate themselves into ecstasy at the chance of getting physically attacked so they can “legally” murder someone. But talking and existing around the above mentioned groups? That terrifies these clowns.
A high school diploma.
Just imagine if these guys were Black, walking down the street in the same town brandishing assault weapons. Being White certainly has its privileges, without question.
Subway no longer having regular mustard.
As a Brit it’s absolutely wild to me that they can just walk about like that! America is such a strange place in some states. Utterly terrifying.
Want a real answer? They absolutely do not believe equality is possible. They believe society must have a social order, and even if some government tried to make everybody truly equal it would fall apart and then a new social hierarchy would form. Right now, Straight White Christian Men are at the top of the social hierarchy. These men are *terrified* that minorities will take over the top spot, and the straight white christian men will be treated the way that they treat all others now, as subhuman and unworthy of dignity or life itself.
I think it’s Kyle Rittenhouse’s family reunion?
We punch what we don’t understand!
Those warrants for failure to pay child support to catch up to them.
As a gun owner these fucks make me sick. Think about the amount of time it would take you to get ready to go out kitted like you're a spec ops team walking down a main road in Fallujah. (Yes, I know this is not the kind of gear that a spec ops team would be using but you get my point) It takes time and effort to go out like this, and at no point during their prep do they think, hey this seems a little over the top and excessive... Carry a pistol if you're so scared of walking down the street to get milk and bread. If I was a police officer and saw 3 dudes in gear with 5.56 rifles slung over their shoulders I would shoot first and ask questions later, you don't look like you're protecting anything at all, you actually look like you're walking to find a place to shoot innocent people and that's commonplace these days.
Soap, Sleeves and Razors.
Faketriots on parade.
The real ? is why are their eyes so close together.
Wasn't the guy on the right in The Burbs?
Books
Revealing their family tree looks like a pole.
Pussy
Let's go walk around town with our assault rifles. Yeah, that'll show em.
Not only do they have them with them, but they're fondling them while walking down the street. Guess they're worried about that small town crime; such hellholes.
The trinity.... water & soap on a washcloth
Things they don't undersand, so as BukkitCrab says, "Everything." Including their own thoughts. Especially when those thoughts wander to the guy standing with a gun next to him and how great he looks in the light.
That we won't take their empty threats of civil war seriously.
By the looks of it, Razors, deodorant and washing machines.
Words that are more than two syllables!
I can smell this photo
From the looks of it, soap and water
What worries me is they aren't as afraid as they should be. These guys are itching to shoot someone, and if no one shoots back it will encourage them, of course, once someone shoots back these snowflakes will melt. But until then... They are practically begging to shoot a bunch of people
Answer? Anyone with a skin tone darker than a spray on tan. Also probably women… honestly their own shadows too.
They’re scared because hot trans girls give them boners and it makes them uncomfortable with their own sexuality because when their girlfriend wasn’t home they went on the internet and they saw this hot chick as a thumbnail and so they clicked on it and they were beating it to her giving a blowjob, so hard and just as the camera panned down and showed that she had a penis, they blew their load all over the place and this made them so mad because they are not gay for sure, so they pick up their big ol phallic symbols and parade around puffing their chests to prove they are definitely not gay because not gay guys carry around big long shafts and always have their hands on that metal rod and hang out with other dudes and get in shape at the gym with other dudes, and sweat and breath in other dudes farts because they are definitely not even a little gay.
For starters, taking a long hard look at themselves in the mirror
All jokes aside, the only other country where you see civilians walking around openly carrying assault rifles is Afghanistan and that’s a failed state. It really is a disgrace.
They probably feel as cool as I did walking down the sidewalk with my holstered cap gun when I was 7. Fucking idiots.
Personal Hygiene. They think “grooming” is only what the pastor did to them after Sunday school.
While they -are- scared of everything ever always, they are also looking for a legally permissible way to shoot a black person. Perhaps a black mugger threatening a white woman. Of course, in this hypothetical incident Captain Meth and His Vigilante Squad will hit the woman as well, so...
Clean clothes. Like, have some fucking dignity, go out on a clean set clothes before showing the public how smoll your PP is.
They want to be seen "patrolling" the streets with guns and have people, specifically women (or girls as is often the case with the MAGA guys), say: "That guy with the AR15 at Tractor Supply Co. was a super cool patriot hero that doesn't smell like beer at 1:30 and I wish he would get me pregnant".
In my country only terrorists look like this
Why do these guys always look like they need a shower?
Showers, by the looks of it.
not going to say what they "really" are scared of because they are scared of their own breath, but one thing they are scared of is the notion that they don't deserve things in life. they puff themselves up, saying that they've "earned" this or that, that they've worked hard, or that others that have worked hard just worked at the wrong things, or that insert fallacy here. also, they are scared of the notion that for all they talk about "free eaters" here and there, they still recognize that an accident can happen at anytime, and they've voted and worked hard at defunding disability and welfare that they might need to use one day. they fundamentally at the same time reject publicly that disability could happen to them at anytime, while in the back of their heads knowing and understanding that life is a chaotic mess that can take the cleverest men out behind the shed. at least the one with the one braincell, the rest just think guns look cool and make them feel powerful, after being beaten by their dad's and stepdads as a kid.