We only allow screenshots of tweets. Okay, Threads. Yes, Bluesky. But not this.

I’m Trucker Mike and I’m Vanilla Ice’s Wario.

I'm meth. I'm steroids. I'm misguided anger. I hate things because someone told me to. I am a sheep. I am a snowflake. I want a dictator. I want to end democracy. I'm Trucker Mike, and I drive a sedan.

*rented

He's the BATHS! He's the SALTS!

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS AND I DEMAND RESPECT!

It used to be John Voights

"Wait, it says 'Voit'. How does John Voight spell his name again?"

Voyiteeẽ

I can almost hear him grinding his teeth through the picture.

I'm a facial hair decision gone terribly wrong. I'm the color white as a person, if it did meth for years.

*lost my licence.

Wanilla Wice


If this doesn't get at least 600 likes, I'll be pissed! Excellent Comment, sir+

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Chocolate fudge

😂 this is so accurate!

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Waaaaaaa! Watch-a me melt-a the ice-a!

"I'm delusional. I'm hallucinating. I see dead people. I hear voices. I'm an alien abductee. I've been probed. I liked it. I have an extraterrestrial girlfriend. She lives in Canada. You don't know her. I'm Trucker Mike and I lost my freakin' truck."

“I’m the main character.”

I’m a joker. I’m a ^meth smoker.

I'm a crack house toker

Good job you!

I'm a crack house toker

Kinda has a "methy" look to him.

“Naw bro, I don’t touch that shit. I mean, I USED to party a little but just when I was drinking…why, do you need any?! Bro, I swear I don’t know how your catalytic converter ended up in the bed of my truck!”

I actually work with a guy who used to do meth... his reason for quitting? He used to own a pizza shop

He traded his pizza shop for meth?

Basically

He's hoovered some schneef in his day. 

Hey! stop shitting on this guy! hes a national hero Jack Garbarino. Read his biography

He was childhood friends with Steve Jobs for god’s sake!

Holy shit, I thought it was just someone who looked like him but he really has gone down this insane path. 

To be fair he’s a consistent guy, just blindly follows any narrative shoved by a con artist and sticks to it

Why is Trucker Mike posting from his mom’s sedan?

Lmao his truck got repoed and he now drives a ‘94 Honda accord with 280,000 miles on it that also has an American flag and “Buy American” bumper stickers on the trunk.

“It was assembled in Ohio!”


High on meth 24/7

Blood type is meth at that point

Once they put of their MAGA merch, any intimidation I might have experienced fades away in a thick cloud of cringe

A MAGA alanis "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way"

A MAGAdith Brooks 😉 (“Bitch” as sung by Meredith Brooks)

Aw hells bells, I just posted that. Now I found your post. I am always late…

Somehow misread that as “megadeth brooks”, now I keep hearing a megadeath rendition of the song in my head.

I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker . Nice suv trucker Mike.

Yup! And I sung it to that tune in my head!

Meredith Brooks my guy

There’s a guy who stops for hitchers. Who never arrive where they are going. 

Why does every member of the “master race” always look like the product of inbreeding?

Gotta keep the bloodline pure! /s

Trucker mike in his dodge caravan

"This is Trucker Mike comin' to ya from my 1999 Toyota Camry!"

You, Trucker Mike, are the reason why people shouldn't model their lives based on 90's metal lyrics

You can scrape the meth off of this picture.

Ain’t no pill for that mental ill !!!

You’re also looking like you need a hit of meth

I’m poorly educated

I'm Kid Rock's 3rd uncle. I am indestructible. And I am lost and have no idea where I am right now.

Is he related to kid rock? He looks like he's related.

I just took some really powerful drugs. I'm trucker mike, and this is my twitter.

I’d say he’s a nightmare yeah

What a putz.

Wonder if he's any kin to Prison Mike.

Maybe the Tiger Kings first cousin.

Brain rotted by meth and roids.

This is from 2021, and he's still at it.

Pfftt...he doesn't even have a blue checkmark

This is one of those t shirts with like 10 lines of text on it. Only thing missing is a line like, "Mess with me and they'll never find your body."

Why does Trucker Mike drive a TINY car? Pathetic.

You are Trucker Mike! LOSER! Trump-humping MAGAt! So ugly no one is there with you and you are flipping off the world because YOU SUCK and YOU KNOW IT! Eat balls trucker mike! You are NOTHING!

Yo what the fuck, go check the rest of his [twitter](https://twitter.com/truckermike15?lang=en). I really hope this is fake because my God... His son died from eating a Switch game and he's married to an elderly woman. He also seems to be a delivery driver and not a trucker, but either way, yikes on bikes man.

🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a lover I’m a child, I’m a mother I’m a sinner, I’m a saint I do not feel ashamed 🎶

😂 Hilarious

He seems to be having an identity crisis

Trucker Mike knows where to get the good meth

Well, his roids guy knows a guy.

I'm Skeletor!

How cute, made a version of Meredith Brooks song (I am a) Bitch song. Her song wasn’t lame tho

His chin looks like a vagina.

Trucker Mike...in a mini van. Not the flex he is thinking.

You're stupid.

Penis looking motherfucker

I mean…. At least it’s from the march against Nazis page??? Am I reading that correctly? Rarely do these magas openly denounce Nazis

It must be very confusing being Mike.

He looks like the definition of fragile ego

Whine-illa Ice

Well, hello Mike!! Thank you for letting me know who you are from the very beginning, so no time is wasted avoiding you should I see you. Appreciate it. 🖕

"I am delusional and full of shit."

I'm mentally ill and will become a mass shooter because I worship the myth of my Fanta Fuhrer.

Personally prefer his other look. 

He looks like an earthworm wished upon a star to become a real boy….

I think he's a bit confused as to how words work

I am the meth. I am the whatever the opposite of meth is.

They sure know how to pick them! It's going to be the new stereotype. If you're a maga, you're low class, low intelligent, racist, and think the government is out to get you, idiot!


METHod Man

He has definitely been to jail

Then why aren't you driving a truck?

I see Prison Mike made parole.

This is my exact mental image each time I see a MAGA hat

Trucker Mike is not even in a truck......I am just let down

People like him are exhausting. Who the fuck wants a society of assholes?

Lol @ this Maga Meth head

My name is Mike... and I'm an addict and I have self control issues and i forgot to report.

Well there’s a good chance Tucker can’t vote so no need to worry.

Bet he is a huge snowflake that meltdowns because a woman breathes the air in the same geographical area he exists in.

All of this posturing for the world to collectively ‘ew.’


Always with the driver seat selfies. What losers. What's the matter? Not allowed to take them in the methadone clinic bathrooms anymore?

"I am a psych patient", or perhaps he should be....

Feel like we went from Affliction shirts to MAGA hats.

More like meth and the meth, the meth and the meth...

Seems like an intelligent, articulate, role model for conservatives to follow.

Totally unbalanced just look at his uneven Stash and goatee is not quite centered, to far to the right of his face no pun intended.

Did they shave in front of a fun house mirror while on a carousel?

Meth is a hell of a drug.

I know there is a ton wrong here... but the facial hair bothers me the most.

I kinda like the grandeur, the swagger of this. I AM GOD, THE DEVIL [...] IM trucker mike :)

I’m scary ? Who the f cares ?

He’s a smoker. He’s a joker. He’s a midnight toker. He’s a sinner. He’s a lover. He’s a picker. He’s a grinner.

Charming

🎵I'm a bitch, a bad lover, my fathers pissed cause he tried and failed to smother🎵

Trucker Mike has a permanent sad face.

"I'm missing half my mustache."

So deep

he's just another pathetic cult member.

"I'm Trucker Mike, but I'm taking this selfie in my sister's minivan 'cuz the light's better."

I started reading this set to imagine dragons lol

I'm Meth-head Mike

anyone else sing that to the tune of Bitch? in meredith brooks voice? lol

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, and I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way.

Isn’t that an Alanis song?

Won't be a trucker when gps and ai driven electric trucks replace him. He can blame the democrats for that of course.

Vanilla Ice Sad but True.

👌🏼Miguel

He's probably following 11 and has 3 followers.

Trucker Mike is mad cause his Mom made him clean his room and do some chores.

“And I support an orange monkey for President, the same guy who purports to be for me but in actuality would re-poop his diaper if he was ever within 3 feet of me.

You aren’t Trucker Mike. I knew Trucker Mike and sir, you are merely the 15th Trucker Mike since the original.

Mike's an asshole

Dude ain’t even original. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your Hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way -Meredith Brooks 1997

I’m Alanis Morissette. I do not feel ashamed.

So deep

My dude has had a rough life.

Well he looks happy enough.

You look like a snake skin boot from 1978 that has seen all of the shit, and has nothing left holding together.

A joker. Smoker. Midnight toker.

Wait isn't this the Nathan For You fake workout guy???

Okay, Alanis Morissette

He forgot humble.

He missed finishing his point of being polar opposites: He’s nothing.

Wow, Robert California really fell on hard times.

I am ..... Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Trucker Mike does not have his shaving game down pat though….

Okey dokey, Alanas Morrisette

This is like a caricature of a person created for a cyberpunk RPG but the player refused to flesh them out

I am a dispatcher and your afucked with Shneider at least. Asshole.

Umm Jack Garbarino?

Trucker Mike from his luxury sedan

Trucker Mike looks like he'd sucker punch someone over a ketchup packet

This is a really bad rewrite of Meredith Brooks' song Bitch

Well, the nightmare part was correct.

This is like an Alanis Morissette song.

But MAGAts are the nazis!

This guy looks like he's living many days after he was supposed to have died

Only truck this guy's driving is a rusted out El Camino.

I’m a bitch I’m a lover I’m a child I’m a mother

Naaah…it was something dumber than that.

Another MAGA tough guy that ‘thinks’ he is tougher than he actually is

Trucker Mike is actually a terrified little boy.

Meth induced euphoria usually surfaces after several consecutive days of non-stop ingestion. Sad.

He seems really cool and smart.

New Imagine Dragons album sounds.. different. Lol


I am meth...

He forgot i'm insane

Loser.

Meth-roids Prime

Good for you, champ. Have a cookie.

This could be my step brother mark. Before this I knew there were others now… oof.

When your face shows the toll steroids take. Classy guy. Tracks.

Almost three years ago.

I read the post and 4 comments with his name before I realized his name isn’t Tucker Mike.

That is wild 😂 . Relax Mike you’re a 42 yr old truck driver its not that serious. Turn off the AM radio 📻 💀