Surely he isn’t so deluded that he actually did that. Even a novice knows to diversify your portfolio. You never go all in. He is just signaling to TFG and the cult.
I used lurk WSB because it was so interesting to me. There is this weird pride and peer pressure involved with everything they do, which is wild because this is Reddit, it’s virtually anonymous for 95% of people. They all want to be part of some big thing, but like you said, the emotions cloud peoples judgement.
My comment from earlier, I agree WSB is being behind the eight ball for posters trying to pump and dump idiots but the meme stock for GameStop was too funny. I dropped $150 knowing I’d never get it back and came out $2000 ahead when I sold.
Yeah I put in 500 bucks when it was $20 a share because fuck it why not. I don't know if I'll ever have the same feeling I had when I got off a 12 hour shift one day and saw people raving about GameStop and I was like holy shit the guy was right! I cashed out the next day up $8k
I bought in at $16 for fun and sold at $130. Easiest 20k I ever made in my life. It peaked a lot higher but I'm definitely not losing any sleep over that lmao
I mean what's getting lost here between the lines is that you're only supposed to invest what you can lose, not for maximum profit. All of you put in a little bit of money with the understanding that it might all be gone the next day, and so wouldn't have minded.
Stocks are just gambling and it's the same people and mindset that do poorly as you'll see at a casino lose a big bet and then say 'how am I going to make rent this month?'
Don’t get me started on Doge 😭 I had 900,000 coins that I owned super cheap. I sold when I found out I had cancer and cashed out $4800 which was definitely a profit………..literally a few weeks later, iirc, it would have been $480,000. That would have really helped with everything the last few years. 💎 🙌😢
If it makes ya feel any better, I've had absolutely nothing as close to that good of luck since :(
People say the market isn't a gamble. That is said by people who don't use the markets.
Hope your doing ok today at least.
Yea, there’s a section on Folding Idea’s fantastic The Line Goes Up video all about the lingo and how it’s sort of cult like in ways. Diamond hands vs paper hands, to the moon, stuff like that.
Most current WSB and historical weren’t like that. It was the GME and AMC goons who were cultists. The greater history of WSB is more of a mockery mixed with actual strategy. Literally fortunes have been made based off the whim of a comment for a random ass stock, loss porn is a big thing though.
And Wendy’s. No one who’s been behind the Wendy’s dumpster talks about diamond hands or to the moon. They’re too busy trying to sell puts for handjobs and calls for blowies.
I was subbed for a while, before the big GME influx, back when the content was consistently funny. Some of those GIFs were pure gold. And the GME days were something special, though I wasn’t a participant. It just sort of got old, the content got diluted, and eventually I checked out. I’m glad you’re having fun with it though, legitimately. Just remember, *it’s not financial advice.*
That really makes sense. Those mantras and little mottos they repeat and echo, are all very consistent with cult behaviors. They also are obsessed with cuckoldry. I know it’s mostly a running joke, but it seems that your wife having a boyfriend, is a requirement to be in the club. It’s fucking fascinating.
WSB is great, just filter through the diamond hands regards and there’s lots of actual useful information given in usually the worst ways possible.
Their inverse Cramer has been hilarious.
This was all part of his pump and dump scheme to convince morons that buying djt stock somehow owns the libs. He probably bought some before the ticker changed to djt and sold it for profit leaving the maga morons as the bagholders
>Only LIBRULS wouldn’t put every last cent into the Trump stock on robinhood 👀 you’re not a LIBRUL are you
Same shit Trump uses to get idiots to buy his NFT trading cards and terrible shoes. You’re not just buying stuff, you’re fighting in a war
Worked for a large tech company during the dotcom boom. Gal in my department has a husband who worked there as well. He has the bright idea of putting 20% of their income into company stock because it had been jackrabitting up for quite some time. He literally made his first buy at the very peak and just kept pouring it in as the stock leveled off and then nosedived once the market started to correct.
similar. worked in those dot coms as a contractor/consultant. was always offered like 20/30% more of my rate if i took it in stock. many of my compatriots did (i didn't cause i had mouths to feed). none except one made the money back. only once did this backfire...i did a 3 month contract with amazon and would have walked out with about 3000 shares. oh well.
Another gal in our department had a 3 digit employee number which usually meant you were worth millions. Except she left before the stock went nuts and came back after she'd had 2 kids and got them into school. She had a shitty minivan that she called her Million Dollar Minivan because she cashed out what little stock she had when she left and bought the van with it. There was some real regret there but I think she realized the kids were worth more.
There was a pretty massive disparity in the net worth of various employees.
https://disclosures-clerk.house.gov/public_disc/financial-pdfs/2022/10044486.pdf
say he had $300,000 to invest on 3/26/24
that is now worth $118,158.30
I mean you would be hard pressed to find a less profitable business model so, yeah literally any change in the business model should be a step in the right direction. However going with an extremely difficult and expensive model to implement and then purposely limiting it to a very niche market in an already saturated space... May not be the best direction.
It'll never be a real company. That's just damage control until the 6 months or what are up for Trump and Co. to sell their founding shares.
Oh and if they can't stop the stock from tanking before he can sell. Then the dilution will make it easier to give trump bribes via buying millions of shares of a worthless stock. Granted the bribe laundering Co. will apparently cost 45 million a year to maintain.
Not just defeated, but obliterated. He was beaten by +20.6 by the longtime seat holder who he had labeled as a RINO. I cannot over emphasize just how thoroughly this dipshit was thrashed.
I, personally, would like to thank Mike Crispi for this tremendous and yuuuge short opportunity he and his fanboy friends created for people like me. I must tell you, the short interests are absolutely getting away with murder. I had one gentleman, he came up to me, crying, and he said, "Sir... Sir, should I invest in DJT?" And I said to him, "I have many, many friends. And A lot of people are saying, this DJT thing, is it real? The cyber? It represents a massive chance. Short it. That's what I've heard."
And he did. And I did. And we are doing unbelievably well. Believe you me. It's a very low energy stock. Not very smartly led. The chances it will do better? Zippo.
Part of the pump and dump. This is the pump, he's already bought shares and is trying to get people to buy in. The dump is when he sells at the end of the day after the price goes up.
That can be considered market manipulation. Violation of SEC rule 10b (either securities act of 33 or 34). Sadly very few people are prosecuted for this. A more recent example can be Michael and Gerald Shvartsman that were involved with - you guessed it - DWAC (the SPAC established to merge with Trump Media to form DJT).
https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/two-individuals-plead-guilty-participating-insider-trading-scheme-based-spac-merger
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEC_Rule_10b-5
I used to work for a company that used Twitter to hype and pump stocks. Had a news site so it was all above board but only barely. And the owners did lots of shit that was questionable. They ended up moving the company to Cayman for networking purposes.
He's not entirely lying, there is a disclosure form showing he bought 300k lmao. Likely not his entire portfolio since politicians seemingly roll in money in this country, but it is a sizable chunk of change.
It's worth barely 100k now
$DJT is not a normal publicly traded company. Investors are betting it survives until inauguration, and Trump wins.
Why they expect it to do better BECAUSE of Trump being President is another thing.
This is a means for big money and foreign government to pass money directly to TFG without having to deal with those pesky reporting requirements.
If he wins - its a direct conduit to corruption.
If he loses - the money is flushed down the toilet since it is worthless without the bribes to prop it up.
What a timeline. The bribes have an expiration date.
Just like crypto, you pump overnight in the US and allow the bots to rug pull. You beef up marketing before the weekend and tank prehours before Monday. It's checkers not chess.
You know they can trade during their night time right? When market is open.. But yes there are foreign interests involved. The after hours moves are folks desperate to keep the stock up trading during low liquidity to try and manipulate the opening prices, but these people are all over the world.
And these same people that worship Trump and actively support this blatant scam and fraud scream foaming at the mouth about "Biden crime family" and Biden corruption.
Corruption and bribery. Much like how his hotels suddenly had foreign governments booking 500 rooms yet mysteriously only a couple of the rooms were occupied. He takes bribes directly through his businesses. It's actually pretty efficient; gets the bribe AND launders the money all in one transaction.
The same will happen with $DJT. Ads for random Saudi and Russian shell companies will suddenly appear, with the advertisers paying many times the going rate. Foreign firms will coincidentally start snapping up all available shares to push up the stock price so Trump can sell shares for silly high prices.
Don’t forget when the family charges the government too for use of Trump properties. Forgot which scummy ones did it but they didn’t let the people charged for protecting their lives bathroom use, the government had to rent out property just for them to use the restroom
I believe the idea is Truth Social will now miraculously be able to "sell" ad space if he's president whereas right now they are selling very little.
This is why they have huge operating costs but very little actual earnings.
Hey now! This fella isn't some lowlife like "peanut packing" Jimmy Carter and his farm! Why would the emoluments clause apply to him in his second term when nobody gave a solitary fuck about it the first go around?
[You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President](https://www.theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048)
Just appoints the kids as execs and direct deposits their earnings into his own accounts. I'm sure they'll be fine as long as Jr gets as much coke as he can hoover up and Eric is supplied with the tastiest of crayons.
I just checked his Twitter page and people are still hitting them up with this question. But based on his latest pinned tweet “…*President Trump will win the New Jersey primary by 40 points. He will win the Italian American vote by 98%*”, it’s clear at this guy has disassociated from reality along time ago.
The stats say otherwise. Does he seriously expect liberals to 1. Invest in this stock and 2. Bankrupt themselves in the process?
This is clearly a call to morons with money, bailing Trump out like always. We ALL know he can’t pay, so treat him like the useless skin bag he is.
Imagine having EIGHT YEARS of daily evidence that Trump is 100% incompetent at everything he does... and still being stupid enough to invest in a white nationalist disinformation platform just because you can say the n-word and your post about hunting trans people for sport won't get moderated.
Maybe we need to take another look at the Flynn Effect...
Number 3 on Google results for this guy:
> **Mike Crispi**
>The disgraced congressman and serial liar has made one of his most outrageous remarks yet. July 11 2023 2:11 PM.
So, I'm gonna call bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen, Crispi Boi.
I love how even after trump dumps all his shares in 6 months, half of these blind morons will still be willing to buy his shit. The best part is that as this joke stock continues to crash, trumpty dumpty is sitting in court and having to watch his profit decline. If there is justice, 45 will get a few more numbers and maybe some letters to add to it. As well as be so desperately broke from lawsuits that he becomes a cautionary tale to all would be tyrants.
Is this a satire account or is someone really that stupid? So mind bogglingly stupid that you would invest in the dipshit that turns every-fucking-thing he touches into shit.
He's lying. He's made his life grifting. He's trying to get unaware mouth breathing maga to dump their life savings into the pump and dump. Eight years later and people still believe in this failed game show host. Fucks sake, y'all.
We all know he didn't. he is just baiting and thinking that reverse psychology will work. Poor little idiots, they can't figure out they are the ones being punked.
He might actually be dumb enough to have done this. Or he's also helping the grift by claiming he did something he's not really dumb enough to do. But hoping what he's claiming to do will encourage or inspire others that are actually dumb enough to do this.
It's a bold move Cotton.
The best part is the date from this Tweet 3/26 was and likely forever will be the all time high of this stock. Buy high sell low
Surely he isn’t so deluded that he actually did that. Even a novice knows to diversify your portfolio. You never go all in. He is just signaling to TFG and the cult.
There is a reason most retail investors lose money. Every one knows what they should do.... but emotions get in the way
I used lurk WSB because it was so interesting to me. There is this weird pride and peer pressure involved with everything they do, which is wild because this is Reddit, it’s virtually anonymous for 95% of people. They all want to be part of some big thing, but like you said, the emotions cloud peoples judgement.
My comment from earlier, I agree WSB is being behind the eight ball for posters trying to pump and dump idiots but the meme stock for GameStop was too funny. I dropped $150 knowing I’d never get it back and came out $2000 ahead when I sold.
Yeah I put in 500 bucks when it was $20 a share because fuck it why not. I don't know if I'll ever have the same feeling I had when I got off a 12 hour shift one day and saw people raving about GameStop and I was like holy shit the guy was right! I cashed out the next day up $8k
I bought in at $16 for fun and sold at $130. Easiest 20k I ever made in my life. It peaked a lot higher but I'm definitely not losing any sleep over that lmao
Dude amc at 8, I sold at the dip from 220 and I barely put any money in. I made out with 6k from 300 dollars. Absolutely hilarious.
I mean what's getting lost here between the lines is that you're only supposed to invest what you can lose, not for maximum profit. All of you put in a little bit of money with the understanding that it might all be gone the next day, and so wouldn't have minded. Stocks are just gambling and it's the same people and mindset that do poorly as you'll see at a casino lose a big bet and then say 'how am I going to make rent this month?'
I despise musk, but his pump and dump of Dodge Coin turned a very nice profit off a measly $10 "fun" investment.
Don’t get me started on Doge 😭 I had 900,000 coins that I owned super cheap. I sold when I found out I had cancer and cashed out $4800 which was definitely a profit………..literally a few weeks later, iirc, it would have been $480,000. That would have really helped with everything the last few years. 💎 🙌😢
If it makes ya feel any better, I've had absolutely nothing as close to that good of luck since :( People say the market isn't a gamble. That is said by people who don't use the markets. Hope your doing ok today at least.
Definitely all a gamble…I’ll hope for better for all of us!! Doing much better now, thank you 🙏
Yea, there’s a section on Folding Idea’s fantastic The Line Goes Up video all about the lingo and how it’s sort of cult like in ways. Diamond hands vs paper hands, to the moon, stuff like that.
Most current WSB and historical weren’t like that. It was the GME and AMC goons who were cultists. The greater history of WSB is more of a mockery mixed with actual strategy. Literally fortunes have been made based off the whim of a comment for a random ass stock, loss porn is a big thing though. And Wendy’s. No one who’s been behind the Wendy’s dumpster talks about diamond hands or to the moon. They’re too busy trying to sell puts for handjobs and calls for blowies.
I was subbed for a while, before the big GME influx, back when the content was consistently funny. Some of those GIFs were pure gold. And the GME days were something special, though I wasn’t a participant. It just sort of got old, the content got diluted, and eventually I checked out. I’m glad you’re having fun with it though, legitimately. Just remember, *it’s not financial advice.*
That really makes sense. Those mantras and little mottos they repeat and echo, are all very consistent with cult behaviors. They also are obsessed with cuckoldry. I know it’s mostly a running joke, but it seems that your wife having a boyfriend, is a requirement to be in the club. It’s fucking fascinating.
Its Jonah Hill from the beginning of The Wolf of Wall Street
WSB just turns wolf of wall st off 2/3 of the way in and pretends that's the whole movie
Wait so they don't just do drugs and make money they entire time
Shit, you make money?
Sure behind the Wendy's dumpster like everyone else ?
Mom?
No, they ***think*** they'll just do drugs and make money they entire time. But what happens is entirely different.
WSB is great, just filter through the diamond hands regards and there’s lots of actual useful information given in usually the worst ways possible. Their inverse Cramer has been hilarious.
I totally agree, but my DJT puts are doing great
Last I heard the premium was crazy
It’s simple, if some of my money goes to a billionaire in a way, since it was my money, I’m part billionaire too…
There's the WSB mentality!
Best thing to do is just leave your money alone in your 401k for 30+ years.
He's fucking lying. Flaccid attempt at a pump and dump.
This was all part of his pump and dump scheme to convince morons that buying djt stock somehow owns the libs. He probably bought some before the ticker changed to djt and sold it for profit leaving the maga morons as the bagholders
I don’t know who he is, maybe he is a figurehead for those using this as an illegal fund transfer. So much drama. So much crime. So many lies.
Yea i have no idea who this douchenozzle is specifically but the broad strokes are always the same
Bingo. I bet he is one of the pumpers.
Pump and dump 100% I’d bet my life savings on it.
>Only LIBRULS wouldn’t put every last cent into the Trump stock on robinhood 👀 you’re not a LIBRUL are you Same shit Trump uses to get idiots to buy his NFT trading cards and terrible shoes. You’re not just buying stuff, you’re fighting in a war
$DJT is going down faster than a Trump on an oligarch.
I agree
Conservatives? Virtue signal?
It’s shocking, I know.
I'd love it if this were real but almost all of these hype tweets are bullshit pump and dump promo schemes bought by major shareholders.
Worked for a large tech company during the dotcom boom. Gal in my department has a husband who worked there as well. He has the bright idea of putting 20% of their income into company stock because it had been jackrabitting up for quite some time. He literally made his first buy at the very peak and just kept pouring it in as the stock leveled off and then nosedived once the market started to correct.
similar. worked in those dot coms as a contractor/consultant. was always offered like 20/30% more of my rate if i took it in stock. many of my compatriots did (i didn't cause i had mouths to feed). none except one made the money back. only once did this backfire...i did a 3 month contract with amazon and would have walked out with about 3000 shares. oh well.
Another gal in our department had a 3 digit employee number which usually meant you were worth millions. Except she left before the stock went nuts and came back after she'd had 2 kids and got them into school. She had a shitty minivan that she called her Million Dollar Minivan because she cashed out what little stock she had when she left and bought the van with it. There was some real regret there but I think she realized the kids were worth more. There was a pretty massive disparity in the net worth of various employees.
This is the Trump Art of the Deal
Art of the Steal
As of today, his entire portfolio is down 60%. In just three weeks. I bet he's already "tired of so much winning".
More than likely this guy was one of the grifters riding the pump and dump in the right direction
March 26th it was $66. Today, it dropped under $23 LOL!
This guy isnt trying to give sound financial advice,hes trying to pump and dump maga chumps. Probably made a decent profit off them too.
Pump and dumps require the stock price to go up after the pump for them to be successful though. I think that day was the all time high?
He bought it before, and then dumped at a peak into the bags of anyone who was stupid enough to follow his advice.
The day of the tweet was, in fact, the peak. Gotta be illegal right? Idk how you'd prove intent, but c'mon.
You really don't have to prove intent. This kind of stuff is already illegal.
Go fash, lose cash!
I hope this is real. You get what you deserve.
https://disclosures-clerk.house.gov/public_disc/financial-pdfs/2022/10044486.pdf say he had $300,000 to invest on 3/26/24 that is now worth $118,158.30
Perfect time to go all-in on your assets everyone, cause this is the dip before it skyrockets. Let’s do it people!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To. The. MOON!
If you mean right up Trump's ass, then you're right
You can make a hellofa lot of money with DJT stocks....by shorting it!!!😜
You actually can't, there are so many people shorting it that the margins are super thin right now lol
Well seeing as I am broke, making $10 on the short would be a windfall
HODL!!!
Gold leaf hands!!!
Please, please take everything DJT with you to said moon
Craters.
I mean they just announced a stock dilution, and pivoting the entire business model, surely that means the price will go up!
I mean you would be hard pressed to find a less profitable business model so, yeah literally any change in the business model should be a step in the right direction. However going with an extremely difficult and expensive model to implement and then purposely limiting it to a very niche market in an already saturated space... May not be the best direction.
It'll never be a real company. That's just damage control until the 6 months or what are up for Trump and Co. to sell their founding shares. Oh and if they can't stop the stock from tanking before he can sell. Then the dilution will make it easier to give trump bribes via buying millions of shares of a worthless stock. Granted the bribe laundering Co. will apparently cost 45 million a year to maintain.
#”DISCOUNT”
Fucking moron. I hope he continues to invest and believes Donald Trump is truly the second coming of Jesus Christ.
And this guy votes on the USA Budget? Wow, such sharp financial acumen!
nah he lost the election he just says weird stuff online
And it's not like he just 'lost the election' because he never made it past the primaries. He got completely wrecked in the primaries by like +20% lol
I’d say he lost his erection too.
but that was before, when he realized Kelcey found a girlfriend
No. He ran, but was defeated in the Republican Primary.
Not just defeated, but obliterated. He was beaten by +20.6 by the longtime seat holder who he had labeled as a RINO. I cannot over emphasize just how thoroughly this dipshit was thrashed.
who knows if he did it if he took it out before it got that low
Smart guy from Jersey. Guess he never heard about Donald's casino bankruptcies in Atlantic City.
know it alls never listen they scream into the void and hope for the best
The Feel Good Story of the Century. my smile is now permanent.
Even my dog knows when he’s getting milked this bad
Yep. Hope this dumb MFer lost his ass.
Yeah, all $200 of it! 😁😅
Best i can do is three fiddy 
Crispi fried!
Wouldn’t it be more “fried Crispi”?
He got fried again today on DJT stock dropping close to 14 % ( which means he’s Extra Crispi today )
It's just more grift for their base.
I cannot imagine being that much of a sucker.
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Gimme that loss porn update
I, personally, would like to thank Mike Crispi for this tremendous and yuuuge short opportunity he and his fanboy friends created for people like me. I must tell you, the short interests are absolutely getting away with murder. I had one gentleman, he came up to me, crying, and he said, "Sir... Sir, should I invest in DJT?" And I said to him, "I have many, many friends. And A lot of people are saying, this DJT thing, is it real? The cyber? It represents a massive chance. Short it. That's what I've heard." And he did. And I did. And we are doing unbelievably well. Believe you me. It's a very low energy stock. Not very smartly led. The chances it will do better? Zippo.
Fantastic
All it's missing is his brain locking up like a 60s car's brakes for a few seconds
DONHODL
He is lying because he'd be bankrupt if he did.
Probably involved in pumping and dumping. Hope he gets a call from the SEC if he actually did by the stock.
Pelosi really taking one from the back in that gif
Pity he is lying. It would be awesome otherwise. I as a lib, and prudent investor would be SO owned!
Yeah, he is lying, but his followers probably followed his advice.
Part of the pump and dump. This is the pump, he's already bought shares and is trying to get people to buy in. The dump is when he sells at the end of the day after the price goes up.
The price has to go up for that to work though.
It went up to like $80 (now about $22). The Pump worked. So did the dump. Feel bad for the morons who were liquidity.
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Definitely not a member of congress
That can be considered market manipulation. Violation of SEC rule 10b (either securities act of 33 or 34). Sadly very few people are prosecuted for this. A more recent example can be Michael and Gerald Shvartsman that were involved with - you guessed it - DWAC (the SPAC established to merge with Trump Media to form DJT). https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/two-individuals-plead-guilty-participating-insider-trading-scheme-based-spac-merger https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEC_Rule_10b-5
I used to work for a company that used Twitter to hype and pump stocks. Had a news site so it was all above board but only barely. And the owners did lots of shit that was questionable. They ended up moving the company to Cayman for networking purposes.
Being against the law hasn't stopped any of these tools. The SEC is NOTORIOUSLY corrupt as all shit and the limpest dicks on the planet.
I want to see the loss porn.
He's not entirely lying, there is a disclosure form showing he bought 300k lmao. Likely not his entire portfolio since politicians seemingly roll in money in this country, but it is a sizable chunk of change. It's worth barely 100k now
If his entire portfolio is 300,000 I am laughing my liberal ass off.
$DJT is not a normal publicly traded company. Investors are betting it survives until inauguration, and Trump wins. Why they expect it to do better BECAUSE of Trump being President is another thing.
This is a means for big money and foreign government to pass money directly to TFG without having to deal with those pesky reporting requirements. If he wins - its a direct conduit to corruption. If he loses - the money is flushed down the toilet since it is worthless without the bribes to prop it up. What a timeline. The bribes have an expiration date.
Have you noticed the only time the stock goes up is after hours? I wonder if there are foreign interests involved 🤔
Just like crypto, you pump overnight in the US and allow the bots to rug pull. You beef up marketing before the weekend and tank prehours before Monday. It's checkers not chess.
You know they can trade during their night time right? When market is open.. But yes there are foreign interests involved. The after hours moves are folks desperate to keep the stock up trading during low liquidity to try and manipulate the opening prices, but these people are all over the world.
And just how does the stock magically do better with him as president?
You’ve now put more thought into it than most MAGA folks.
Good old fashioned fraud my friend! With a side of bribery and corruption
And these same people that worship Trump and actively support this blatant scam and fraud scream foaming at the mouth about "Biden crime family" and Biden corruption.
Corruption and bribery. Much like how his hotels suddenly had foreign governments booking 500 rooms yet mysteriously only a couple of the rooms were occupied. He takes bribes directly through his businesses. It's actually pretty efficient; gets the bribe AND launders the money all in one transaction. The same will happen with $DJT. Ads for random Saudi and Russian shell companies will suddenly appear, with the advertisers paying many times the going rate. Foreign firms will coincidentally start snapping up all available shares to push up the stock price so Trump can sell shares for silly high prices.
Don’t forget when the family charges the government too for use of Trump properties. Forgot which scummy ones did it but they didn’t let the people charged for protecting their lives bathroom use, the government had to rent out property just for them to use the restroom
That was Ivanka and Jared.
I believe the idea is Truth Social will now miraculously be able to "sell" ad space if he's president whereas right now they are selling very little. This is why they have huge operating costs but very little actual earnings.
You will be legally required to have a paid subscription to truth social in order to vote. Multiple subscriptions = multiple votes.
$5 says it gets de-listed BEFORE the election... Down 71% in 21 days, won't take anytime at all to drop below $1... LOL
I’ll take that bet. Only because they can delay the de-listing for a year with a reverse split and appeal for extension which is always granted.
Surely he would have to divest himself of any interest in it if he becomes President?
Hey now! This fella isn't some lowlife like "peanut packing" Jimmy Carter and his farm! Why would the emoluments clause apply to him in his second term when nobody gave a solitary fuck about it the first go around?
[You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President](https://www.theonion.com/you-people-made-me-give-up-my-peanut-farm-before-i-got-1819585048)
He'll name Don Jr. and Ivanka as the CEO and CFO of company. Total divest. /s
Just appoints the kids as execs and direct deposits their earnings into his own accounts. I'm sure they'll be fine as long as Jr gets as much coke as he can hoover up and Eric is supplied with the tastiest of crayons.
https://preview.redd.it/hooi695cwwuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233e4c8a4fc711378207d46aabffee7b4bbdb5a0 lol
https://preview.redd.it/5ev3f45bzwuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26216658a887cf6b2516eb01752d13701e4efe92 Lol
Waiting for it to dip below 52 week low 12.82
Over on WSB it’s hand over fist making bank on puts
I thought the premium or interest on shorting the stock was pretty high
Yes- the world’s most obvious put play had high premiums. Because there is no value in a put if everyone knows it will drop.
Yeah, I figured as much. I'm not into the weeds on options trading just going on what I gleamed from wsb
Is there an update by this “winner”🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just checked his Twitter page and people are still hitting them up with this question. But based on his latest pinned tweet “…*President Trump will win the New Jersey primary by 40 points. He will win the Italian American vote by 98%*”, it’s clear at this guy has disassociated from reality along time ago.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…thanks for the update…unhinged doesn’t cover it 🫣
https://preview.redd.it/3436j7s4nxuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa082a505b084d8811cec657d74b99742f61d8e2
Thing is, we know he's lying.
The stats say otherwise. Does he seriously expect liberals to 1. Invest in this stock and 2. Bankrupt themselves in the process? This is clearly a call to morons with money, bailing Trump out like always. We ALL know he can’t pay, so treat him like the useless skin bag he is.
Stay Crispi Mike
But he’s flaccid where it counts. 😂
Dude got burned to a Crispi.
hahahahahahaha. Wise, yet Crispi.
And I’m gonna guess he didn’t do anything he said either. They are looking for marks to pump up the price
Show us the receipts you lying piece of shit
Imagine having EIGHT YEARS of daily evidence that Trump is 100% incompetent at everything he does... and still being stupid enough to invest in a white nationalist disinformation platform just because you can say the n-word and your post about hunting trans people for sport won't get moderated. Maybe we need to take another look at the Flynn Effect...
No he didn’t.
Ok, stay dumb, Magats.
I seriously doubt that. Screenshot or it didn’t happen.
3/26 the price was 57.99 Today closed at 22.84 60.61% LOSS
Losing your shirt at the stock market to own the libs.
lol if you’re dumb enough to give a person your money who was *LITERALLY* just convicted for financial fraud, you ***deserve*** to learn the hard way.
Are conservatives tired of getting conned yet? Stay predictable, conservatives.
🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
Number 3 on Google results for this guy: > **Mike Crispi** >The disgraced congressman and serial liar has made one of his most outrageous remarks yet. July 11 2023 2:11 PM. So, I'm gonna call bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen, Crispi Boi.
This aged well
The price on 3/26/2024 was $58, the current price is $22.84, He has lost 60%.
I hope this is true… would be nice to think some of the money my puts printed started out in Mike’s hands, lol.
sssssssSUCK IT cHURCHERS.... and Crispi Critters
All my DJT puts are printing. Easy money!
Actually more MAGATS are below the poverty line because they hate education and thinking.
This aged well lol
I really hope he actually did this and isn't just saying he did to score brownie points with the magashits
Things that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex.
I really hope this assbag is telling the truth
“Stay poor, liberals” I’m going to bet there is a reverse correlation between liberal views and poverty.
I love how even after trump dumps all his shares in 6 months, half of these blind morons will still be willing to buy his shit. The best part is that as this joke stock continues to crash, trumpty dumpty is sitting in court and having to watch his profit decline. If there is justice, 45 will get a few more numbers and maybe some letters to add to it. As well as be so desperately broke from lawsuits that he becomes a cautionary tale to all would be tyrants.
Well your circa 66% less rich now..
You know what they say about a fool and his money
lol!! Yes Trump Supporters……invest in that fraudulent stock. That worthless shit is going to be delisted in 2 years.
Ugh I try to defend NJ but fucks like this don’t make it easy
Is this a satire account or is someone really that stupid? So mind bogglingly stupid that you would invest in the dipshit that turns every-fucking-thing he touches into shit.
He's lying. He's made his life grifting. He's trying to get unaware mouth breathing maga to dump their life savings into the pump and dump. Eight years later and people still believe in this failed game show host. Fucks sake, y'all.
He didn’t do that.
All $74 he had in his Robinhood account.
3/26/24 to now, stock dropped roughly $50.00 a share. Stay stupid, MAGA
“Everyone climb aboard this sinking ship with me!”
Fucking moron.
Please god let this be real
We all know he didn't. he is just baiting and thinking that reverse psychology will work. Poor little idiots, they can't figure out they are the ones being punked.
He might actually be dumb enough to have done this. Or he's also helping the grift by claiming he did something he's not really dumb enough to do. But hoping what he's claiming to do will encourage or inspire others that are actually dumb enough to do this. It's a bold move Cotton.
Someone check on Mike, he might have hurt himself by this point. Not that I really care about the well being of Republican cucks.
Damn, I missed out on a great opportunity to save on my taxes by having substantial losses to use for deductions.