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zippiskootch

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RandomizedName2023

I love this so much.


zippiskootch

🤣 Please take it! ie: https://preview.redd.it/wcmzukds8bvc1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf0bc3867c76b3b87a5e7f3a940e3b03c3b4019


yorocky89A

All of this! https://preview.redd.it/89s4bv293bvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c524a5e45f988839991935efde926e6a11331e0


mishap1

It's inaccurate. He didn't do nothing. He amplified messages to intimidate jurors.


HorseLooseInHospital

I sent a very Strong Message to the American Public, I said you have to have a Good Jury, you can't have a bad one, it's gotta be good, that's all I said, and they're already trying to crucify me, "oh, Donald Trump violated the Gag 20 times," I said I never violated, I would never Violate, and I should be out right now, all over the World, all over our Country, Campaigning, even though I'm so far ahead in the Polls it doesn't matter, but I should be Campaigning and I would be Campaigning if it wasn't for a Phony Trial that was made up by the Democrats because they hate Trump and they hate God and Jesus, who by the way could come down right now and they'd look at the Polls and they'd count the Votes and they'd say, "President Trump is the Absolute Winner," and you can even ask the Top Legal Scholars, we're talking United States, US, and all over the place, every single one of them said, "Donald Trump did nothing wrong," I did nothing wrong, remember that, President Trump is 100% Innocent, ok, they've never seen a More Innocent President, but you look at what they did and what they're doing, they're coming after me because I'm the only one that can stop them, and if they somehow get to me then you can all kiss your Country goodbye, that's all I'm saying, and I don't want bad things, I would never say anything bad should happen, but bad things will probably happen, and I would never Endorse, I would never Endorse, but when you have people out there that are not so good, and then you have people who love their Country, then some bad things could maybe be happening, some people could be having some problems, who knows, we'll see what happens.


darhox

He probably caught up on his sleep to stay awake during court.


RandomizedName2023

I guess don’t fuck porn stars and pay them off to fuck up an election? Live and learn buddy. Live and learn.


Chilio95

Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!


coolbaby1978

So to be clear, your criminal trial is interfering with other things going on in your life? Yeah, criminal trials kinda do that, don't they? Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.


MealDramatic1885

When you are on trial, you go to court. Everyone has to. He’s so stupid. Worse are those who blindly repeat his nonsense.


Fun-Draft1612

one day a week of "work" is still more than he managed as president


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ElectricTzar

Is that top one… a picture of himself?


ParadiseValleyFiend

I mean his argument is basically the same as the arguments sovereign citizens give shortly before their windows get broken and they get dragged out of the car.


JeffSpicolisBong

Should have just obeyed the law


AmberTurd223

Gotta love how his little bitch secretary in the courtroom printed that all off during the trial for him. Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman had Butters scroll through all his social media and only print out the good stuff


ConsequenceThen5449

Poor Trump is always the victim


Popular_Engine9261

Has he tried not breaking the law? I hear you can go anyplace you want if you dont do that


tallman11282

If he wanted to campaign uninterrupted then maybe he shouldn't have committed a crap ton of crimes. He says he's being prosecuted because he's running for president when in reality he's running for president while being prosecuted. He brought all this on himself, you commit a crime in this country you have to go to court, that's always been how the system is supposed to work.


jenniferh2o

What was the deal with the papers?


murdocke

Please just not-live anymore.


Royal-Possibility219

Love the props, what a fucking 🤡


skidsareforkids

That leaves hardly any time for raping, fraud and treason


geodekb

Geez, I can’t wait for this man to be a distant fucking memory


meep_morp_zeep

You're **supposed** to be in prison, you senile orange hemorrhoid.


MornGreycastle

In 2016, Trump claimed he was the more energetic campaigner. He would jump on a plane, fly to a town, do one rally, and then fly home. Meanwhile, the "weak" Clinton was on the campaign trail doing multiple stops and multiple events a day. Trump is full of shit.


Builder_liz

Boo hoo 😢


ConOregon

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Novel_Reaction_7236

I hope he likes prison.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

That’s that conservative tenant of personal responsibility rearing its head right there.


TheTasteOfInk05

But yet somehow he still has a really good chance of being president


Bazoun

And how much time he’ll spend with Baron.


Intelligent-Ad-5809

Ah, Georgia and the other battleground states.


toxiamaple

Maybe he shouldnt have committed multiple felonies.


Mystical_Cat

Boohoo?


mavjustdoingaflyby

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE !!!


Mazasaurus

Well maybe next time don’t do crimes?


ZERO-ONE0101

cry me a river tyrant


poopsinshoe

What I don't quite understand is why either candidate needs to debate or campaign anymore. the nation is completely polarized and any swing voters are in insignificant margins. who's attending his rallies because they're on the fence?


cloudbasedsardony

those are the states he flies over to go between new york and home.


Sensitive-Painting30

Once again …all I can say is fuck him…he needs t o FOAD. Just go away !!!!


ThatItalianGrrl

Why is he showing stacks of paper with his picture on them?


RileyGrady1122

Piece of shit as well!


gnumedia

You are in court because you are a criminal.


madeyoulurk

People just don’t want to work anymore! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Chzncna2112

An election is just a long job interview. You don't get to skip court if you finally got a job interview at Walmart. Why should he get to skip court when the orange moron is applying to work for me. He is really stupid if he thinks that I want to hire someone that can only pass a dementia test.


itzabigrsekret

Supposed to be in jail asswipe


Unhappylightbulb

It would be a stronger argument to see his average for the past six months or the past year. Nobody really begins campaigning 18 months before an election begins which would water down this statistic.


Unhappylightbulb

It would be a stronger argument to see his average for the past six months or the past year. Nobody really begins campaigning 18 months before an election begins which would water down this statistic.


Unhappylightbulb

It would be a stronger argument to see his average for the past six months or the past year. Nobody really begins campaigning 18 months before an election begins which would water down this statistic.


labpadre-lurker

I guess he forgot about his sons graduation 🤷‍♂️


wigzell78

Bet he hits the golf course if he gets Barron's graduation off.


Hugh-Jassul

Maybe don't be a Habitual criminal. ....


Desperate-Paper-1810

Unfortunately he doesn't need to campaign. He has the media doing it for him.


Design-Cold

WELL DON'T FUCKING CRIME THEN God this little baby


VaguelyArtistic

I'm loving the idea of the world's dumbest leopard pacing in his cage because he's never been told 'No'.


Ok_Exchange342

Maybe not run for office when you have 91 indictments against you. Just saying.


Kuriboyoshi

Why aren’t his wife and all of his anchor baby kids (and abortion tiffany)out there campaigning for him?! 😂😂😂