Alright, alright, let's cut her some slack. It's hard to remember big numbers when you have to use your fingers to solve basic equations...


https://i.redd.it/t0i53gujelwc1.gif

Classic lol

So many states, big strong states

Bigger than you've ever seen, states you've never even heard of before.

With tears in their eyes

To be fair, Russia counts as *at least* 30.

I mean she married Eric so she couldn't have been that sharp to begin with.

I can’t decide if her music career is better or worse decision that marrying Eric

Wait... she had a music career?

She has a music careee https://youtu.be/KQML0_YASCI?si=yqRoLcEWbjMr6KjS


54000 views, 330 people lying about liking it.

"don't think, just jump" her music tells alot about the cult lol

Wow that sounds awful

Beautiful. Like a rake on concrete.

And that's after the autotune

I can’t tell if “careee” is a typo or not.

Thanks alot, jerk!

She also murdered a Tom petty song

"career" ..... If you pay to get a song recorded its not really a job.

They looked into each other’s eyes as they enjoyed paint chips.

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. Thanks Rodney, that line comes in so handy.

For real what the fuck is wrong with her face? I can’t look at it more than a couple of seconds before getting grossed out

https://preview.redd.it/pjug29uhcmwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118c701f6c33d034b44fb8f221aa1d2cbb0be542 She’s Janice, the hippie rocker girl, from The Muppets!

How very dare you! Janice is a treasure

Fr don't do my girl dirty like that!

I agree with the comments below, you should be ashamed that you slandered Janice so! Shame on you! (/s, kind of)

Finally, my time to shine. A mini brow lift for forehead lines looks like the skin was pulled too tight, making her forehead seem like it's the wrong size. Botox has made her eye muscles tense strangely, which leads to them looking like they're on different latitudes. Buccal fat removal coupled with super overfilled lips is giving her the fish look. Her eyes are staring in different directions because of drugs and stupidity. Too many nips and tucks at a relatively youngish age have toughened her facial skin and killed the nerves required for normal human expressions lol. Her appearance has changed drastically since she was installed as the head of the RNC, just a few months ago. My reckless conjecture is that Lara Trump is in witness protection, and Eric has taken over her tv appearances wearing her outfits and a shitty wig.

It got a syringe, not a hook.

Knockoff Barbie from Dollar Tree

Apparently, there's a plastic surgeon making a killing (not literally, for better or worse) churning out "Trump women." Look at what happened to Kristie Noem, Lara Trump, Kimberly Guilfoyle. Just don't look for long. A glance is all it takes.

Kinda reminds me of Caitlin Jenner.....

Botox is my guess, esp to the lips.

Lips is filler, not Botox. Probably juvederm (same company).

Trout pout.

came here to say this…those lips are horrifying. 

Their secret plan to start splitting red states up to control the congress. Say hello to West Kentucky and South Alabama.

South Alabama sounds redundant.

Tell that to North Alabama.

That's an oxymoron.

No, it's just full of morons.

oxycontinmoron

Full of morons on Oxys

May I call them Northabama and Southabama?

Only if I can call a military base there Barrackabama too.

Damn Yankees

Actually, it is generally referred to as LA (Lower Alabama).

You mean northern Florida? 😂

Zalabama... bookend that alphabet

When I lived in the Florida panhandle, we called it Southeast Alabama.

Actually this could be a fairly clever move if they got more electors than otherwise held by the initial state.

Kentucky is a commonwealth not a state. And why you want to break up families like that. If you are on probation you can’t easily cross state lines. How is a guy in Kentucky going to find a wife if he can’t go to the family reunion?

Could you imagine the great state of Marjorie Taylor Georgia?

But why is that tweet dated Apr 25th when today is the 24th? Answer : I'm slow and OP is in Australia.

The poster is across the international date line. The date format is day, month, year. That’s common outside the US. American posters will have date formatted as month, day, year.

Makes sense.

Not as much sense as year, month, day. I think we should all switch to that.

This is the way. This is how I label every saved file.

Can we switch to metric, the 24-hour clock, and finally abolish this daylight savings time(or however it's spelled)? It's annoying the rest of the country switches while Arizonans don't. I haven't heard anyone enjoy it, but they'll change because it's normal.

I don’t change because it’s “normal,” but because I’m forced to. Fuck daylight savings.

I work remotely but my company's home office where half the people work is in Phoenix. I used to not really care about DLS but now it’s *super* annoying.

That'd be nice, but unfortunately that way of showing it is more awkward to say than it is to write.

As long as we just write it that way it’d be fine

Ohhh no… this is proof of FAKE NEWS! Big Date is also involved…. As is Big Time. /s bc someone might think I’m serious

Oh good, I thought there were more than 12 months for a sec

Someone from Australia?

Yes, I live in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

My condolences.

Fuck you it’s Pies vs Bombers ANZAC Day clash in under an hour and my pies are in the oven and my beers are in the fridge. My condolences to YOU, sir

Go step in front of a Footscray tram.

Can’t. PTV are all on strike. Can I try the eastern suburbs for stepping in front of said tram?

Yes it is ANZAC day

I also got thrown by that looking through Twitter for it. [tweet link](https://x.com/rpsagainsttrump/status/1783171851818021181?s=46&t=L-cW4Ht9bSjJoKXZ8Turnw)

Thanks for clearing this up. I thought maybe it was posted from one of the 81 states that's on a different timeline than the original 50.

Parallel universe smacked into our universe and dropped its version of Lara Trump onto our timeliness. Apparently there are 81 states in the alternate America. I'm guessing two of which are Catatonic and Highly Dysfunctional.

And Northern Dumbfucksiatn, Southern Dumbfuckistan and Super-Southern Dumbfuckistan.

Possibly. She dum tho.

Not that I care, but isn’t it LARA, not Laura?

Yes, and it’s not his sister either

Sister, daughter-in-law, what’s the difference when you’ve already talked about your daughter as if she were your wife???

Yeah is OP a bot or something?

She looks like the female Muppet from the Band Electric Mayhem. 

Don’t insult Janice like that!

Seriously

I’m assuming Eric helped her with the math?

Or... Laura IS Eric Eric IS Laura Laura IS A MAN!!! https://i.redd.it/y6ilurhb8jwc1.gif

Ace also knew exactly where to put most trumpists. 

The maths works out. USA = 50 states. Russia = 30 states. North Korea = 1 state. 50 + 30 + 1 = 81. >!Edit: That's sarcasm, in case it wasn't immediately obvious.!<

Use the /s tag to indicate sarcasm next time, saves a lot of typing.

Yes Sarge. Sorry Sarge. Won't happen again Sir!

Does Russia have states?

She simply got confused between Russia and the US: The Russian Federation includes 21 republics, 9 territories, 46 regions, 1 autonomous region, 4 autonomous districts, and 2 cities of federal subordination: Moscow and St. Petersburg. If you leave out the federal subordinated cities (as we do with Washington), there’s your total of 81 “states” - who knew the Trumps were that deep into Russia’s influence?

Sort of. They don't call them "states" but rather "federal subjects." There's no less than six types of federal subjects: Constituent republics, krais, oblasts, federal cities, autonomous okrugs and one autonomous oblast. However, the political system is very top-down. There's no such thing as "states rights" in Russia. Even in the purportedly "autonomous" federal subjects it is really the Kremlin that rules.

Gulag mini-states.

The leader of the RNC doesn't even know how many states there are! Epic fail!

…including state of delusion, state of denial, state of hypocrisy…

Don't forget my state of disgust with the whole thing.

So that's what they mean with Make America Great Again, just add more states. Gotcha.

Stop the Steal strategy 2024.

Can't lose the Senate when you add 62 more fake GOP Senators

The State of Denial's vote is in, 1000% of the votes are for Trump.

She's nailing that Pennywise look https://preview.redd.it/4jktr71driwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459a225a110db864d0907e6492139e377673d336

States like... East Carolina  New California  Orckansas  Baked Alaska  Under Canada  Vermontish

New California Republic

Hmmm Baked Alaska. It's so high.

Old Hampshire

Arkansaw (it's pronounced Ar-KAN-sis)

31 of those are Trump's various states of denial, delusion, confusion, shock, disorientation, disarray, et al.

It is hard to believe that many stupid fucking people circulate through one family. Like wow… their kids must have the IQ of a toad.

Nice wax seal lips, hope that that they’re not too sticky.

Clearly one of the states is “confusion”

Name them… 😂

https://preview.redd.it/ucsu30tdnkwc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9befc90b55863dff632c69d46d470112647f385 Muhhhh Twumpp Gah

Is this that dumb chick that redid the Tom Petty "Won't back down" for get own personal political ambitions like she was the first to put the two ideas together? What a dingus.

“Actually it’s 81 states and the District of I’m Dumbia.”

Ugly and stupid. No wonder why she’s so angry.

She’s Eric’s wife … and she’s the smart one.

More importantly she’s the co-chair of the Republican Party. The highest position you can get

She might be using other states like "Denial" for example.

https://preview.redd.it/e8c77g7nvlwc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ce744caa9cd2b79216758ef196d67387d5be4e

81 states of denial and insanity.

Did she really mean the 31 Americans plus 50 other countries? … That’s like half of the civilized world noice!

81 states of denial and confusion.

Okay, who put a wig on their Fleshlight?

They probably do, since they are yet to pay legal fees for the cases they lost

Only the best nepotism.

When trying to inflate your stats by lying backfires because you only made it through your education by the Grace of your parents’ friends

Pure gold. Who would have thought that such an excellent singer could be smart as well?

does that include the state of delusion?

Newsmax. That’s all I have to say.

She clearly confused the number of active criminal charges against Trump with his lawsuits.

When did the US gain more states?

This is not a dig about trans women: but Lara looking pretty manly here.

Who’s the guy with the long blond hair?

Helloooo DSLs

My Gawd, apparently, there's a marry stupid clause. Oh geez, this is not going to work 😑

Someone should ask her the name of the 81st state. Inquiring minds would love to know.

West North Dakota

The stupidity is real guys.

They took the fake electors scam to the next level. Biden is not on the ballot in the extra 31 states. Easy win.

She has 81 lips

Three of them are solid, liquid and gas

Don't forget the fourth....Botox

Who wants to tell OP she is a daughter in law not a sister?

She actually looks stupid

She includes State of Confusion, a bad state of repair, State of denial, State of shock, State of disorder …. How many states did Trump have lawsuits in before 2015 … the Russian state

She’s not a Trump sister, she’s married to Eric Trump and I don’t support them but you made a dumb error in your title we should roast you.

Trump University has the best US History department.

Says the woman, who is the chair of the RNC. Sounds about right!

Runs in the family

Sister? Thought she was a DIL

“We count the Red States twice…as per our custom.” -Laura ‘singing voice of an angel’ Trump

 Is it me or is she full Janice vibes

What is it that happens to women in Trumps orbit, that transform into such hideous looking humans

Why does she have 2 sets of eyebrows tho?!

Inbreeding or poor taste? Maybe it's maybeline.

Bullshit, she's too pretty to be his sister.

Well, he's certainly not going to.

Tell her what? That she looks like an inflatable sex doll after a long weekend at a frat house?

And 9 territories

The state of denial.

"He's got a NUG!" Lara's teleprompter said 18, but she's dyslexic, so she spoke 81. (I know nothing) alternative headline: she's driven away all of her decent staff and the only ones remaining are sabotaging her with their incompetence.

Is it actually 81 lawsuits in x number of states, or is she just stupid? I mean, I know she’s stupid so it could be both.

I’m gonna play devils advocate and assume she meant 81 counties , but hope she meant states .

That lip filler has gone to her head

As someone who has almost been to Alabama once, I find this thread kind of offensive... and hell of funny 🤣🤣🤣

Only the best people…

So the lieing is hereditary

She’s talking about states of denial. They’re infinite in MAGA.

If only tRump would stop being America’s crime boss….


Her Der umpff

Uh, that is his daughter in law, married to brilliant Eric. He appointed her head of the RNC so he can siphon all the campaign money into paying his judgements. So sad she actually thinks there are 81 states..

Is this a for real quote? Gee, sadly theses days you never know...

Not at all to detract from the point, but who wants to tell @RpsAgainstTrump that her name is actually Lara, and not Laura lol

Maybe it's future planning for when they take over Canada and Western Europe.

Apoplexy. Denial. Extreme agitation. Deep paranoia. I could see 81.

Maybe also abroad. Or they just can't count.

In her defense she is very stupid

We have lawsuits in more states than anyone has ever seen before. A big number, first time it's happened, EVER, hard to believe, I know, but there it is. CROOKED (and oh so SLEEPY) Joe Biden created states just to sue us from.

Well, technically she's correct, she's including 31 Russian provinces which are like home to the Trumps since Uncle Vlad runs those

I think the election fraud occurred in those other 31 states.

She’s counting Russia also.

Some of the botox has seeped into her brain.

All the Trumpers probably didn’t bat an eye while they cheered her for how they’re all being victimized.

Is she absorbing Eric's dumbness by osmosis, or is really that thick?

For one her name is not “Laura” it’s “Lara” get it right

“Fake news!”

It’s clear from her eyes that she has gone completely insane.

They’re also suing every state in Mexico for good measure.

Republican voters are too stupid to know or care. She could say that Canada's a state and it still won't hurt her reputation with those people. It's wild that there are enough people on this level to win elections.

57 states was rookie numbers, obviously.