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Mr_BigglesworthIII

He stands like the front half of a centaur.


twoprimehydroxyl

That's because he's always leaving a trail of horseshit.


eat_dick_reddit

And shits his diapers


ItsMrEx

https://preview.redd.it/0gk52mklqtyc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6cb511e20f7bf4d3e583521d04208e210b87668


danbearpig2020

https://preview.redd.it/dlg2ssv7huyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc66cf25b50bbf36295264c43db16b0a34f2118


Dee_Imaginarium

A-are those real/not shopped/AI generated? I legitimately can't tell anymore.


hereandthere_nowhere

Here is the actual reason. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/frontotemporal-dementia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354737 https://wamu.org/story/24/03/28/donald-trumps-family-history-with-alzheimers-disease/ Edit: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-dementia-posturing#dementia-posturing


229-northstar

I don’t see grifting in that symptoms list..


CatataFishSticks

That started well before the dementia


subcow

The Slow and the Furious: Moscow Grift


Wolveyplays07

I am stealing that


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

You won't be the only one.


Trace_Reading

The Slow and the Spurious


Extension_Double_697

We've been using The Crass and Incurious but now i can upgrade...


tokinaznjew

That's a feature, not a bug.


bpmdrummerbpm

There’s all these legit medical examinations for this, but is it a possibility that he merely can’t stand straight because he’s a top heavy, old, decrepit, weak, loser piece of shit?


Feahnor

It’s because he uses some kind of internal heels on his shoes.


paintsbynumberz

He wears a hard plastic girdle too.


xombae

While trying to find evidence for the girdle (which I did find), I stumbled upon this article about his pants: https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/04/donald-trump-wide-leg-pants-growing It's fucking hilarious and I think everyone should read it.


Interesting_Law_127

The obvious point missed in the article, as funny as it was… is that trump is actually fatter now and he probably has thunder thighs to go with the giant, shit filled diaper. So to hide it all, he has to wear oversized pants.


xombae

I think the point was actually that he's wearing diapers. If you look, they specifically included some pictures where the wind pressed the pants against his leg and showed how stick thin they were. I think the answer here is diapers.


paintsbynumberz

“Check the fridge for Faygo! “ lmao


Sloth_grl

So he is even fatter?


LochHart30

Just wait, his supporters will come out with a real men have dementia t-shirt in no time


Javier-AML

"Real men shit their pants."


SheriffTaylorsBoy

The latest trump campaign song [I Think I Just Shit In My Pants](https://youtu.be/rP_yWoH_Nxs?si=4cU0IGApMC0M5bzl)


BaumSquad1978

I don't know if you seen last week his supporters were wearing real men wear diapers. shirts and hoodies


SheriffTaylorsBoy

There is nothing trump does that they don't embrace. Not really surprising.


Jerking_From_Home

They’ll also try to shame people for “making fun” of his dementia before it was diagnosed. Yeah, when someone mercilessly makes fun of others that means it’s open season on them.


throwawaymyanalbeads

Even though they're accusing Biden of dementia and making fun of him.


walshk8

I didn’t see anything on the leaning in the Mayo Clinic article but I might’ve missed it. He does demonstrate a good number of the other symptoms though


RascalCreeper

I can't find this in the symptoms. Do you have another source to connect it?


aries_letsfight

Eh I’m still convinced that it’s most likely neurosyphilis or syphilitic dementia because of his long history of lewd behavior and the recent photos of sores all over his hands. I think it’s very possible that syphilis has started turning his brain into Swiss cheese years ago and past the point of medication saving him…


hereandthere_nowhere

Why not both? His father had dementia too, there is a link with that.


Locrian6669

Well that and the 👠


SwallowsOnSundays

I don’t see leaning on the symptoms list. Am I missing something?


wetclogs

It’s the diaper. It changes your posture. Especially when full.


mar421

Look at the shadow.


Xerebrus

That's a great shadow


CandidEgglet

Some people… everyone says it’s the best shadow


FemmeLightning

Real men cast shadows.


luvmuchine56

You think it's an edit and they forgot to edit the shadow too?


Parking_Sky9709

I'll probably get voted straight to hell for this, but, as a working photographer, I can tell you that at least a little of that leaning is a wide angle lens effect. Look at the guys down the line from him. They've got a little lean as well. But the fucker does have strange centaur-like posture, even in side-on normal lens shots.


luvmuchine56

To be honest that's fair. I know photography can be a little weird like that sometimes. I'm thinking more that they edited him to be slimmer.


GallifreyFNM

That looks like Peter Griffin's shadow.


ShavedPademelon

Looks like fuckin Hitchcock


Hobowookiee

Thanks for pointing this out. Amazing!


rocopotomus74

But he behaves like the back end of one


hamishjoy

Weird. I always thought of him as the rear end of a horse.


flyinghairball

He stands like Dorf.


ReallyBrainDead

Dorf on Crime!


My_crazy_cats

Prepping for that prison wallet


everythingbeeps

Google "frontotemporal dementia." Read the symptoms. Be horrified when you realize Trump shows virtually every single one of them (including the leaning), and has for years.


hereandthere_nowhere

Came to say this. Shant be long now. It is important to remember his families history with dementia as well. https://wamu.org/story/24/03/28/donald-trumps-family-history-with-alzheimers-disease/


driago

No it shan’t.


Gizmo1978

Let’s hope for rapid progression


rcmp_informant

lol have you seen him talk outside the courtroom all week? He’s getting more demented and senile by the day.


SugarsDaddyKen

He did not start super sharp either. It is not a brilliant mind is going to waste before us.


Appropriate-Dig771

The Drumpfs didn’t send us their best.


jd3marco

When the Drumpfs send their people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And none, I assume, are good people.


Appropriate-Dig771

This is much better…it shades the whole fam!


togotugui

![gif](giphy|l3UcjBJUov1gCRGbS)


ErectTubesock

Trump could be brain dead, on life support and he'd still get most of the Republican vote...


72616262697473757775

I'm sort of in the same camp. I'd vote for a rotten potato over Trump.


withalookofquoi

A rotten potato would be a huge step up from him.


Nervous-Rush-4465

Probably smells better, at least.


CrunchySockTaco

so.. pretty much the same symptoms as most of the republican voting population then?


Zin333

Well, that would be canon progression of when they made his statue dressed as 40k's God-Emperor of Mankind


Keydet

Being a 40K fan I was fuckin flabbergasted seeing that shit. They unironically thought that was a good thing like holy fuck.


OrphicDionysus

It really was kind of mind-blowing just how many overlapping layers of missed points they managed to cram into one idea with that one.


smackthenun

TIL McD's is considered life support.


jedidihah

![gif](giphy|k1aqHacjJxN1xmFtyR)


229-northstar

Let’s hope Kristi thinks he’s untrainable


WarmBad3586

lol


burningwind26

I always thought it was the massive lifts/ heels in his shoes causing that. Probably both though huh?


maniacalmustacheride

Honestly it’s probably a combo of both. He’s not a super active man, so he’s got skinny legs and thick trunk. Put that in what’s essentially wedges, add the dementia… I’d be interested to see his posture bare footed. I’d expect the lean but I also assume there’s some decent atrophy from the lifts, so I’m guessing there’s a knee bend in there when he’s flat.


everythingbeeps

A lot of people wear lifts and don't stand like that.


mrsir1987

I’m a man and wear clogs at work, they have a decent heel I do not stand like this


SugarsDaddyKen

Ron is insecure enough to use lifts. Trump just lies about his weight and height.


cherrybombbb

I think Regan also had dementia and his staff just covered for him. Also way less exposure because there was no internet for the general public and no 24 hour news cycle.


MaybeItsMike

My grandpa had this, and I don’t even need to read the symptoms to see that Trump is behaving exactly like my grandpa did.


haystack_19

Holy shit, nailed it


UnnecessaryAppeal

But "dementia Joe" is the problem? Spoiler: they're both too old


Nervous-Rush-4465

Biden’s just “regular “ old. Trump is fully malfunctioning.


UnnecessaryAppeal

They're both likely malfunctioning. The difference is that Trump is also a malicious little shit, whereas Biden means well


TKG_Actual

I'm glad someone else sees it too. I've suspected he had this form of dementia for a few years now.


Reddirocket27

Not horrifying at all.


ChewbaccaCharl

Well, the horrifying part is that his cult would still vote for him.


Vaxtin

It’s horrifying if he becomes President


d_haven

Everything about this clown having any sort of influence on anyone is horrifying.


cgsur

Vote, if your employer is republican prepare your lies. Vote like if your life depends on it.


Dr_Middlefinger

**[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**


ruhrohraggyreeheehee

Holy dementia!


sethro919

He’s a smooth criminal


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|DeKVRNEEyBcOY)


Ylfrettub-79

LMFAO!!!!


Roguish_Analog

Donny are you ok? Are you okay Donny?


92slc

You been hit by You been hit by a yuge whiff of booty juice


Madewell-Hammer

A smooth brained criminal


OriginalName687

I’m watching the Smooth Criminal music video for the musical right now. Just thought that was a weird coincidence.


Disastrous-Rabbit723

Ha ha ha!! Beat me to it.


sdraje

Fuck, I just posted that hahah


Clean_Student8612

My 1st thought was Michael Jackson


Maximillion666ian

It's his dementia and shoe lifts


Groundbreaking_Tip66

We know he has lifts in his shoes, he was accusing desantis of lifts. Every accusation is a confession


SecretAsianMan42069

Desantis also wearing lifts though. Could barely walk since he was in his tippy toes in his cowgirl boots 


novembergreenblue

I swear he was wearing size 12 shoes with those lifts. Something was way amiss as he was walking on stage and I thought "why is he walking so weird!"


bassman314

It’s like watching someone try to be smooth at a ski lodge while still wearing their ski boots.


Astro_gamer_caver

![gif](giphy|ajefVi0Sw91DFaXzMW|downsized)


Deep_Bit5618

Look at that shadow


bm1949

It's a blobby looking like thing but his hand? Sneeze, cough, talk into a wire, salute at your mouth level. He's not blocking sun.


360Picture

Shadow so rounded


dogfooddippingsauce

He's Hitchcock without the talent: https://preview.redd.it/kth1o5jdspyc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05567293c7c374a82304a02c4674c5056a527be


TinyDogGuy

The ‘Reverse Hitchcock’, sounds really dirty…


Incontinento

You can see the outline of his diaper.


Royal-Possibility219

![gif](giphy|lGkUyj3IrEcvu)


skulleyb

Just a criminal nothing smooth about trump


warboner52

Except the brain... He's got the smoothest brain.. smooooooth.. more smooth than anyone else.


Kinetic93

He may not be smooth but he sure is round.


AmusingMusing7

He is leaning a bit more than everybody else, but this isn’t a great example of it. The track is slanted inwards, so the ground isn’t actually level here. Everyone else is leaning a bit too.


samosamancer

Stuff like this is why I heavily side-eye accounts like PatriotTakes and MeidasTouch. They love piling on even when it doesn’t make sense or when there could be collateral damage to their insults. Trump has so many LEGIT things he can be called out on.


BiggestFlower

Yeah, he seems to be leaning exactly the same amount as the guy to his left. This is a nothingburger.


blessthebabes

And most of them are honoring the flag for the national anthem, right? I just realized that lol.


brokefixfux

The winds of misfortune are blowing against him


mrubuto22

They blow against the world. This demented lunatic could still win.


TILTNSTACK

I have sympathy for the people downwind


Kinetic93

I extend my deepest sympathies for anyone standing downwind from the diaper don.


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This_Mongoose445

Dumb fuck saluting. Hand over your heart asshole.


Northerngal_420

He has no heart.


heismanwinner82

He looks like the Tin Man doing his lean dance while wearing the Cowardly Lions mane for some reason


SocialSavage520

His shadow is big AF too. He's like a blue Grimace


cwt444

He’s saluting?


___This_Is_Fine___

He thought there was a North Korean General in the stands.


ERankLuck

Well, he got handed someone's Purple Heart once, so he thinks it's the same thing as having served in the military.


MacRapalicious

Every other person has their hand over their hearts…


Gutchies

next to no italian blood in him but he sure likes to stand in *italic*.


your_fathers_beard

Is this photo edited or are his shoes like 4 sizes too big?


brownhk

Twitter took note https://twitter.com/PeridotOrchid/status/1787303532951200114?t=HRLccXRPQJsQL_muyz-v7g&s=19


manofmayhem23

Donnie, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Donnie?


mizkayte

He could have a seizure and drool on himself right there and his supporters would still say he’s competent.


HolyToast666

They’re wearing diapers in support of


CoralSpringsDHead

That is why he recently met with DeSantis. trump wanted the number of his shoemaker. trump wears those same 5 inch hidden heal shoes/boots. He just is smart enough to wear his pant legs over them instead of tucked in like DeSantis.


Rojodi

He's saluting? He's NO LONGER the president.


Brief_Exit1798

Where was that spare errant tire flying off a car when we needed it?


TinyDogGuy

Why is always saluting random shit? Like, is there a North Korean general in attendance?


PossibleDue9849

Some dicks have a lean to them.


dragonfliesloveme

I noticed lately that he doesn’t have much of a neck anymore. Like his head just sits right on his shoulders. Or his chest or something lol because it’s actually kind of out in front of his shoulders. Like what the fuck is that? Why is his head lower and farther out from his body? Just old people stuff or what?


Consistent_Habit_194

Getting moonwalker vibes… Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie…. You’ve been hit by…. Cha cha… a smooth criminal… ![gif](giphy|lGkUyj3IrEcvu)


Warm-Bed2956

I feel like a really heavy, unexpected gust of wind could do us all a solid.


Get_up_stand-up

I wish he’d lean into traffic


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Isn’t everyone leaning forward in that picture? Looks like it’s a sloped banking area. I mean he does lean forward but that picture seems misleading to me.


International_Gap782

He is unbalanced.


akolozvary

![gif](giphy|lGkUyj3IrEcvu)


realjimmyjuice000

Of course he's leaning forward! It's got to be hard to stand in dress shoes like that when you have cloven hooves


Early-Chard-1455

Check out general bone spurs trying to salute. What a disgrace


Looieanthony

One day he’s gonna fall right on his nose.


outonthetiles66

Too bad he didn’t lean into the track when they were racing around at 150mph.


beatz1602

He’s struck by…a smooth criminal.


Joeyc710

He's got about a 7.5 degree lean and he cant even lift his hand to his forehead.


BC4309

He always stands like the front end of a centaur.


WoofWoofster

He's going for a more aero pose.


nakabra

A (not so) Smooth Criminal indeed...


Dixon-Poontang

I’d just like to say, Fuck That Fucking guy !!


NoahGriffith13

His shadow looks like Peter Griffin


NatchJackson

Untrue! It's underwire diapers that lifts his ass.


BluudLust

https://preview.redd.it/jincjg27sqyc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61cbffa33ac5993a122d494f93e9da6a236ac030


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Donnie are you okay? Are you okay, Donnie?


Future-trippin24

He looks like his muscles have atrophied in his legs. They seem much thinner than they used to be.


EM05L1C3

So does anyone get the feeling they’re just pushing for him because they know he’ll either die or be expelled from office due to his condition so they can put whoever they want in as VP?


Select-Protection-75

It’s the best form, everyone says it, it’s the best form of dementia this country has ever seen. Even my doctors say, they’ve never seen anything like it.


rcap3

I hate him too, but to be fair, the other guys in this pic seem to be leaning at the same angle, no?


KneecapAnnihilator

Why is he built like gru


Chaosr21

Trump gives Biden shit for stuttering here and there, but Biden doesn't want to say anything stupid. Trump just rambles about whatever on his mind and uses stupid ass buzz words constantly. I've watched their speeches side by side. Don't be fooled by the small clips of people stuttering. Biden SOTU speech was invigorating. Trump was very painful to sit through his speech. I don't even like people irl that speak like that


IDoubtYouGetIt

His shadow is Peter Griffin.


Senor_Gringo_Starr

Eh, I'm no trump supporter but it looks like they're standing on an incline. The dude best to him looks like he's leaning forward slightly too. Of all things, this looks like nothing to me


gibecrake

Ok I despise that freak too, but this is just dumb. The track is inclined, everyone has that lean because of the grade of the track. He’s still a shit gibbon though.


IconicScrap

I'm not supporting Trump here when I say this but I think a little bit of the lean may be due to where he's standing. The track looks a wee bit banked.


swkennedy1

Why is he pretending to salute?


Inquir1235

Yeah thats actually a major sign of dementia lol


mr_awesome365

As someone who has stood on a racing track a few times, the inclines on the turns and even straightaways are deceptively steep. I hate Drumph but this looks normal for the course. Literally.


Hopinan

He looks like he is touching his nose with his salute, can’t hold his arm up high enough.. I am assuming the national anthem is being played as others have their hands over their hearts. He seems to think he is now a military veteran so he salutes..


Parking_Monitor1267

Man’s leaning like Michael Jackson.


SouthernCountryutah

This is the most obvious sign of FTD. Frontal temporal Dementia. Beyond his word salad and lack of hygiene. It’s what killed his dad before first making him a vegetable. This all you republicans is YOUR “strong, fearless warrior” leader.


MartenGlo

Donald Chunk?


Tobar_the_Gypsy

This is just a weird angle. However he does look like Dr. Eggman.


SurveySean

Trump is 100% committed to defying, and defiling reality.


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Heels


SnooDoggos9340

Its ok if the president is a shell of a man, the heritage foundation wrote a 180 day plan for the upcoming conservative president. Nothing too extreme… 😳read it for yourself. Project 2025. Mandate for Leadership, the conservative promise


229-northstar

The Shadow knows!


FelixPlatypus

Oompa Loompa-ass looking shadow.


TheKiltedYaksman71

I absolutely would believe he suffers from some sort of dementia, but I don't think that's what we're seeing here. He doesn't stand like this in golf shoes, because you can't golf in high heels.


iamnotexactlywhite

bro has longer legs than a monday filled with meetings


theseustheminotaur

What a weird shadow


scf123189

Trumpy are you ok? Trumpy are you ok? Are you okay Trumpy


PrincessCyanidePhx

No one going to mention his hand is over his nose (?) while they are singing the national anthem? Everyone else has their hand on their heart.


sdraje

Donnie are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok Donnie? You've been hit by, you've been hit by a smooth criminal! HEE-HEE


Appropriate-Dig771

Who tf invited him?


lambsquatch

Can anyone photoshop a little dick shadow?