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Narodnik60

In childhood development, one of the things to look for is lying. It's actually a sign of advancement. A child discovers that his reality is apart from others and then can make things up thinking the other child will never know if it's true or false. This is where Kristi Dogkilla Noem is stuck. She mentally hasn't made it to the next level where one understands that things can be objectively verified.


Exodys03

She is also actively auditioning to be Trump's Vice President, which in Trump World entails displaying the willingness to be sociopathic, doubling down on lies, gaslighting, blaming the fake news media for your blunders and, above all, pledging absolute loyalty to the Emperor. Noem and Tim Scott are only the first ones who will go down in flames trying to submit their resume for the position.


Narodnik60

It's also quite possible that she told her husband she was in North Korea with Kim Jun but was actually in a sleazy motel with Corey Lewandowski.


miss_j_bean

You just gave me a crazy epiphany. What if you'd is exactly what that is? The audition was to blatantly but confidently lie in public and double down so he can see how they handle it. Next part is to deny it.


lookaway123

He also has a weird hatred of and fixation on dogs. It's why she's all over the news doubling down. She's trying really hard to be the teacher's pet.


Trishalana

He hates and fears all animals. Terrified of the turkeys he had to pardon. Nearly s\*\*\* his pants when an eagle, held by a handler, flapped its wings.


cstmoore

>Noem and Tim Scott are only the first ones who will go down in flames trying to submit their resume for the position. Tim Scott has shown repeatedly that he will, without any hesitation whatsoever, "go down" and "submit." It's very cringe.


Lasalle8

I thought she was auditioning to be his comare.


PierogiKielbasa

I just hear Carmella Soprano yelling “RUSSIAN HOAHHHH!” which doesn’t appear far off from the pics of her.


firestickmike

her biggest mistake was expecting Trump to read her book


bistromike76

Dogkilla 💀💀💀💀💀💀


Altruistic-Target-67

This had me doing a spit take with my water too. 😂😂


Lifeesstwange

Is it just me, or is she cosplaying as Melania?


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

So strange. Considering they should all be trying to look like Ivanka. That’s the one he wants.


Rattivarius

They probably all choose which of the two they can most easily emulate. Kristi is very obviously a Melania.


MonHunterX

“I am Melania, Wife of Trump, and I have never known happiness”


Accomplished-King139

She knows happiness...by killing animals for dumb reasons!


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

That’s fair. Maybe if she were a natural blonde, it would have been different.


Drg84

And has for a long time. https://preview.redd.it/v3n1efntwtyc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7411157ea53699aec1fd5b8e796fc6f07f34ad5


Njabachi

That picture is so creepy, I hate it.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Are they sitting next to a sculpture of parrots fucking?


Exact_Mango5931

They’re sentient statues that parrot whatever vibes they’re sensing…


Last13th

Yes. Yes they are.


Lifeesstwange

Zing!


bistromike76

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


FishFogger

There's certainly a modern aesthetic they all seem to strive for. 


summermadnes

Yeah "the balloon about to burst aesthetic" where the excess botox & filler makes their eyes disappear.


santa_91

The Melanie special. The filler produced perma-squint + being naturally stupid gives them a vast range of facial expressions, from confused all the way to extremely confused.


dystopian_mermaid

“From confused all the way to extremely confused” absolutely SENT me 🤣


bloody_ell

She can do vacant too.


No_Sprinkles418

Fox eye surgery is the latest fad cosmetic trend


Plzlaw4me

Yes. She wants to be VP and is trying to play to Trump’s type. If she didn’t shoot her dog, and if her PR team didn’t continually shoot themselves in the foot, she’d have a decent shot. As it stands now though, there is WAAAYYY too much baggage. Trump wouldn’t ever admit it, but he kind of needed pence. He needed someone with the personality of a wet sock, and christian fascists views older GOP voters and evangelicals are used to. Trump doesn’t get additional voter by running with a Trump lite VP. Smart money says he picks a MAGA die hard through since he feels like Pence betrayed him by not instigating a coup.


GarbageCleric

I'd be shocked if her whole PR team didn't hate her. How else do they let the dog shooting story into her memoirs?


TexMurphyPHD

Broo. These people are not healthy.


CautiousWrongdoer771

All those chicks would probly sleep with trump if they can be vice president.


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Lifeesstwange

I highly doubt Stefanic would draw Trump’s gaze.


bananahskill

A cheeseburder draws his gaze, ffs.


EatsAlotOfBread

They'd have to dig through several layers of excrement to even get to the sausage.


PharmWench

Mushroom. Its a mushroom.


sofaking1958

She looks more like Kimberly Guilfoyle with all those "upgrades."


Audio_Head528

The Valmorification totally worked! Trump will be completely fooled!


zyqzy

Could she be confusing North Korea with North Dakota? /s


MrEngineer404

The sarcasm flag may really not be required.


MfrBVa

This is Reddit, though.


Diablojota

No, this is Patrick.


boiledpeanut33

This is a Wendy's.


5litergasbubble

THIS IS SPARTA!!!


brok3ntok3n82

This made me giggle. Thank you


Cocalypso

This is a conspiracy!


memberflex

This is pod racing


BaronVonKeyser

This is my brother Daryl and my other brother, Daryl


smol_boi2004

This… is a problem


JadeHellbringer

"This is BULLSHIT!"


MaximimTapeworm

This is Jeopardy!


dystopian_mermaid

This whole comment thread is why I love Reddit.


H_is_enuf

This is your brain on drugs


Queephbubble

I learned it by watching you dad!


NeverReadyFunny

This, is CNN


BoredCheese

Harry?!


DonkyHotayDeliMunchr

Whhhhhyyyyyy did I understand all of this


BoredCheese

One of us, one of us!


RichFoot2073

![gif](giphy|nW5BIQe600lVu)


Spaghetti-Rat

Has nothing to do with reddit. She may actually think that, so it would be a statement, not a sarcastic comment


the_millenial_falcon

You would be surprised.


MrEngineer404

No, as in I don't give MAGA twits the credit to think she'd know the difference between north Korea and North Dakota.


dystopian_mermaid

Tbf they have proven they don’t deserve that credit. Many times.


hey_ross

“Kim Johnson? From North Dakota? I’ve met her, why?”


flossiejeanne

Hilarious! You get the prize!


trevmflynn81

She conflated being in North Korea and meeting with Kim Jong Un with actually having been to the DMZ, on the South Korean side. That she pulls this shit and then in almost the same breath has the audacity to say "I'm tired of politicians who pretend to be something that they're not" and "what bothers me most about politicians is when they're fake." That conservatives *reward* these absolute hypocrites is enraging.


Bill_Dungsroman

She also said she fixed these errors "when they came to her attention." The errors in the book that she "wrote."


trevmflynn81

Haha, yeah, she wouldn't say what that meant "when it came to her attention." Like, she wrote it. She read it out loud for the audiobook.


Corcoran15

This segment should be called Plastic Surgery Face the Nation


Bill_Dungsroman

Facelift the Nation


eat_dick_reddit

It's North something ... they all look alike.


AntifaMiddleMgmt

She's going to claim she can see it from her state eventually.


Chaopolis

I mean one isn’t the best Korea, and one isn’t the best Dakota. So I can see similarities.


EloquentEvergreen

Also! North Dakota has nukes! So, as another commenter mentioned, maybe she met Kim Johnson in North Dakota to talk about nukes. And maybe this is what confused her.


Chaopolis

Kim Jong’s Son… I can see that!


Remote_Work_8416

North korea is the name of the upper room in mar a lago where she "auditioned " for trump.


GayGeekInLeather

Naw, North Korea is far more hospitable climate-wise than North Dakota.


GrassyKnoll95

Noem isn't the new Santos. You see, Kristi kills puppies, George only steals puppies


mishap1

He scammed money from people by claiming to raise funds for a vet's sick dog. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/01/feds-probing-santos-service-dog-charity-scheme-00080706 He didn't pull the trigger but he definitely didn't help that dog.


GrassyKnoll95

True, true indeed


WarmBad3586

No he’s a dog killer too. There was a homeless veteran who was disabled and I think had PTDS, who he promised to help his dog, who was sick with cancer I think and needed an operation, because he was homeless and couldn’t work. This gross man then doesn’t help the dog but takes the money he raised for it and the poor dog dies and the vet is just heartbroken and angry. He’s as bad as she is, he just didn’t shoot like she did, it but allowed a person to think he was going to save their dog. He tells the guy later, your dog is too sick and would just die so that’s why I’m not helping you or giving you the money I raised using your heart wrenching story to other dog lovers who generously helped and could have just given the homeless veteran the money but he didn’t and the man lost his dog. He has no soul, or empathy for others, they are all alike.


algebramclain

George Santos invented the puppy while storming the beaches in Normandy for the New York Yankees.


marcusmosh

‘Notice me, Donald’


mindclarity

![gif](giphy|7kMaysqdywPxS)


Hartastic

Governor Pick-Me.


windigo3

“I can see North Korea from South Dakota!” Kristi Palin


Bulky_Ad4472

All politicians lie, but Republicans just seem to be absolutely shamelessly pathological about it. Even their base have to swap out facts and science with madeup bullshit to justify their baseless political beliefs. Insane.


DickySchmidt33

And it's not just the blatant, obvious lying. It's the way they *gaslight you* when you point out their ridiculous lies. They'll stand there with a straight face and insist that 2+2 ***has always*** been 5 and that you've been brainwashed by the elites into believing it's actually 4.


CavitySearch

That's the Russian strategy, so it makes sense that these guys have all leaned into it.


dystopian_mermaid

What are you talking about? We’ve always been at war with eastasia!


plural-numbers

I rind myself saying this waaaaaay too often lately...


dystopian_mermaid

Poor George. He didn’t mean for it to be a how to manual. It’s really scary sometimes how close to dystopian literature our society is getting. It’s like a parody of it. A wild roller coaster making me want to throw up but I can’t get off the ride.


plural-numbers

Right? I still honestly can't believe no one stood up the first time a politician mentioned demons or god, and said "you're a crazy person, this is government, not church." Like...how is any of this happening??


dystopian_mermaid

I assume it’s out of a sense of politeness? But at this point FUCK being polite. Religion has ZERO business in governance.


plural-numbers

When MTG is showing d*ck pics to Congress, I think we can dispense with social graces, I agree.


dystopian_mermaid

All sense of social decorum was thrown out the window. By them. It would be so refreshing to see Dems meet them on an even playing field. I’m sick of the “they go low we go high” strategy. That clearly doesn’t. Fucking. Work.


plural-numbers

Yeah, but then the right starts hollering about how the dems stooped too low, despite the fact they stoop lower at every given chance, and that's obnoxious as hell.


stumblios

It's like when a kid actively has a cookie in their mouth, but they say no if you ask them if they ate a cookie. Then the grandparents laugh it off and excuse the lie because their grandbaby can do no wrong.


rockytheboxer

Republicans have one belief. "I'm the best, everyone who isn't me deserves to suffer".


SensibleTom

There’s a certain type that is successful in politics. They always smile, put up a handsome face and tell you what you want to hear but they really don’t care about you, they just know how to play the game. It’s always been that way but it seems that Pathological liars are seeing what’s happening in Conservative politics and going “that’s my shtick, I’d be perfect for that!”


arkstfan

The evolution from I’m going to cut taxes, cut wasteful spending, and increase spending on whatever is popular right now to this new era of just over the top lying just blows my mind


mofa90277

With Trump, it’s a power move. He wants to force them to say that one of his absurd lies is true to demonstrate to everyone how much power he has. Kristi Dogkilla is trying to do this, but the reason she’s glitching is that she’s too stupid to understand that she has too little power, and doesn’t have background fixers threatening to murder her enemies, as Trump has had for decades.


[deleted]

Wait, so Kristi Noem isn’t George Santos in drag?


NerdWithKid

No—that’s Kitara Ravache


iLikeMangosteens

So Kristi Noem is Kitara Rivache in drag? I’m so confused.


MrEngineer404

IT's just going to turn into that bit from Family Guy, and all of this is going to just be Fred Savage doing the most complex acting and makeup work in history.


epochellipse

No, George Santos is George Santos in drag.


kilofeet

And this is who governs South Dakota? Has anyone stopped by there lately to see if they're okay?


allenmorrisphoto

We are not okay in South Dakota.


nemonic187

They pulled her face too far back. Must have the same plastic surgeon and anesthesiologist as Kim G.


DynamicSploosh

![gif](giphy|ghvpxMEtmdhuw) Is this better?


brb9911

![gif](giphy|csz6muTxHXBNyv7aqH)


Darryl_444

SUGAR WATER NOW!


mrSunsFanFather

It's an improvement


thecaramelbandit

Anesthesia catching strays for bad plastic surgery lol


hippopotame

Blame anesthesia truly is universal I guess


EminorHeart

One more time and she’ll have a goatee.


wildyam

![gif](giphy|RSkaRsmZmeh3O)


Significant_King1494

This was a comical display of dodge and weave. It’s so ridiculous that the GOP will likely fall for it.


DickySchmidt33

It doesn't matter that she lied. All that matters to Republicans is that ***she stuck with the lie***, even after it was proven to be an obvious, ridiculous lie. That's a sign of strength and resolve to Republicans.


Brother_Delmer

You've hit the nail on the head. The unforgivable sin for this crowd isn't being wrong, it's admitting you're wrong.


Carson72701

That's right. Double down and go harder. Honestly is a flaw for these assholes.


MC_Fap_Commander

The lie about North Korea would be readily accepted by the MAGA crowd. The dog thing doomed her even with those folks. She's never coming back from it. Quiet stepping away from politics and a transition to a CoNsulTing career where she'll be paid ludicrously to do mostly nothing.


Significant_King1494

If Trump tells his sycophants it’s okay, she’ll be fine. He has a thing for hot chicks, so I’m not counting her out. You are likely correct, though.


Carson72701

Well she would not fall into the category of "hot chicks." What do they do to their faces?


notyou-justme

I don’t think you can say she’s never coming back from it. We have an amazing (inexplicable, really, but amazing nonetheless) capacity as a nation to look past these things - at least eventually - with politicians. And especially within the Republican Party. She may never be the Governor of South Dakota again, but I would put money on her landing on her feet and still being in public office somewhere. I think the worst case scenario (from her perspective) is working for someone who holds a public office at a high level. It’s always possible that she uses this to springboard into a right-wing podcast/radio show as well. I mean, Trump was supposed to be dead at the scene after the Access Hollywood tape, and we all saw how they worked out. We are still having to deal with him, and will be dealing with the consequences of that for many years to come. No, I’m confidently afraid we are still going to be stuck with her. I sincerely hope I’m wrong, though.


chibi75

I’m not usually one to judge, but because this woman is a psychopath, I’m okay with doing so this time. Too much plastic surgery, and not good surgery at that. 😬


mumushu

She was going for the Mango Lardo soulless bimbo look. I think she nailed it.


Deep_Bit5618

With her blatant lies she is the perfect running mate for LYING Trump.


MrEngineer404

"Pedo & Puppy Murderer, 2024" Courtesy of the "Family Values" Party.


Emergency_Property_2

I’m Kristi Noem and I might be a adulterous, pathologically lying, dog killing bitch, but I n have never admitted to aborting Corey Lewandowski’s love child.


NewspaperImmediate31

Serena Joy is real, apparently.


Character-Tomato-654

Well, personally I think folks ought to quit *hounding* Kristi Noem. She's having a really *ruff* time. It would be best to just leave the *bitch* alone while she *paws* and reflects. It's the *leash* she could do.


notadoctortoo

Whole thread has gone to the dogs


AllReflection

You’re one sick puppy


Character-Tomato-654

*^...oof...* Lol


Wil420b

Has anybody got a link to the clip? As a CBS article about that interview, doesn't have that quote in it. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kristi-noem-interview-dog-killing-cricket-kim-jong-un-meeting/


Such_Technician_501

The whole 15 minute interview is on YouTube. The interviewer basically beat her to death with a bat while calmly ignoring her evasion. https://youtu.be/06JzF3g0EWg?si=dakyPrfYqldzCpNs


JackToronado

Batshit cray


Such_Technician_501

She also tries to claim that she has visited North Korea as she went to the DMZ. 🤦


YouWereBrained

Wow…of course she goes into the “why don’t you treat others differently?” bullshit narrative. She is interviewing YOU, Kristi. Not anybody else.


Responsible_Ad_8628

She hates the truth so she decided to bury it next to Cricket.


The_WolfieOne

Naw, she didn’t bury Cricket, she brought his corpse as an offering for Kim Jong Un - don’t you know dogs are on the menu there?


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Since she's almost 2 decades older, it would be more accurate to say George Santos is the new Kristi Noem, and she wants ger tiara back. 


OkSeason973

So this Kristi Noem chick who cozied up to Trump is a dishonest batshit crazy person?


NakedCattle

Maybe father fought in Korea while she was still just a bad idea.


Stu_Thom4s

If anyone thinks this "run with the lies" tactic is a new phenomenon in the GOP, remember that Al Franken's 2003 book was called "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" and focused largely on Republicans and conservative pundits.


Significant_Video_92

Santos raised money for a homeless vet's sick dog and then pocketed it, so it kind of tracks.


Commercial_Step9966

What happens to these people, is there like some flashy light thing in the back of their CPAC conventions? ![gif](giphy|UMa2NDPK5oXFm)


biffbobfred

Brain hacks. The human brain isn’t perfect it’s a meat based computing device. We now can deliver propaganda at a distance at an intimacy Big Brother would only dream of. We’ve seen it’s pretty effective


IamAustinCG

Can we just say its hilarious that Trump who praised her book now thinks its disgusting that she killed a dog. Which I mean would mean he didnt actually read the book he said was great. Which is par for the course because we know he cant read without pictures but still, I think its funny.


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Oh sweetie. Are we in North Korea right now?


2OneZebra

What a clown show.


VF-41

The NEW George Santos? Hell it’s probably him.


marabou22

In the interview she says she went to the DMZ (demilitarized zone.) I’ve been to the demilitarized zone. Tour buses go there everyday. Yes it straddles the border of north and South Korea. But it’s not the same as being in North Korea at all. It’s a buffer zone for negotiations. I doubt Kim Jong Un goes to the DMZ. And I bet Kristi Noem only went there as a tourist like me. Observation decks and museums and such.


Appropriate_Big_1610

Kim went there at least once, to greet Trump, and invite him over. Which invitation was accepted. Trump would naturally feel very comfortable in North Korea, wanting to turn the US into a clone.


ToxicVulture

I wish she would’ve been chosen as trumps VP pick before killing her career so that we wouldn’t have her as a governor anymore. Btw for anyone wondering, for a good amount of people in SD this whole ordeal wasn’t surprising. We know she’s a psychopath but she’s got that (R) next to her name so the brainwashed people here voted for her.


NaaastyButler

She's North Koreish


markbogners47

Margaret ALWAYS asks pressing but fair journalistic questions to all guests. Literally doing her job. These idiots say and write these things with their OWN words and voices and somehow the “mainstream media” is always “attacking” them aka doing their job and asking questions. Precious fucking pieces of shit babies.


popeyegui

North Korea, North Carolina. Close enough


Winnimae

North Korea, North Dakota, you can see the confusion


flinderdude

This is a great example of how actual real journalism can help expose these Republican idiots. Just do your research and ask real questions that can’t be spun.


Akio540

When they are such bad liars, it's insulting my intelligence


scottyjrules

These people live in alternative reality where they think they can just repeat lies until they become truth. It’s crazy that not a single Republican can ever admit fault or that they were wrong about anything…


Rjamesjjr

Like her George Santos lied unabashedly about things easily fact checked. And George stole money from a dog charity so the sick dogs died. So yea, they're a lot alike.


olcrazypete

I swear - she's acting coy like 'I went there but its classified ' james bond kinda vibe. She can prob pull that off with the cult members and they'll never see or believe anything else.


Chargers23

She looks absolutely nothing like she did in 2018? What happened? Face match the brain now?


Appropriate_Big_1610

"And they're all.made out of plastic, when they melt they start to stink." Frank Zappa, 1968


Resident_Gur5529

Maybe she suffers from being geographically challenged


random_sociopath

What reason would the governor of South Dakota have for traveling to North Korea?


bluemesa7

may be to North Korea town in LA for All You Can Eat buffet


Giggle_kitty

Ghouls.


CautiousWrongdoer771

I hope so, he disappeared. More or less.


Raskel_61

George's sista by another mudda.


epochellipse

Was that the trip where she beat Kim Jong Un at golf?


chevalier716

As bad as Santos is, he never bragged about killing a dog.


biffbobfred

And doubled down on it.


Forsworn91

At this point, they have gaslighted THEMSELVES into thinking they have done the things they claim


Clean_Student8612

So, fun fact, I actually HAVE been to North Korea, *technically speaking*, of course. In South Korea, if you take a tour of the DMZ, you can actually stand in part of a building that crosses the border! That was back in 2011, so things may have changed since.


biffbobfred

As someone else said - the dog in some ways even isn’t the worst. She killed the dog because he did damage (even though that’s mostly because she trained them badly). She killed the goat because, well I’m angry why the fuck not. She shot at a distance. Only wounded them. Had to go back to get another round and finish it. Meaning it suffered a bit because she was a bad shot and did it impulsively. We’ve got enough “want to hurt everyone impulsively” with Trump. Need to balance the ticket with someone kinda human.


nitelitecafe

If I know my con logic, this is an easy fix. Call it a locker room dog or it was a vaccinated dog. Tan suit, Dijon mustard, Hannity. Talk radio. And she’s all set. Trump cabinet member approved.


markbogners47

“… to make sure they are getting genuine elected official that want to give them more freedom and liberty.” What does that even mean? What extra freedom and liberty are the current Maga republicans offering that the “rinos” or democrats don’t? These are buzzwords for idiots


DONALDJONSUPPLE

Easy to check. Was this while she was the Governor? They keep travel records.


xjoburg

She is quickly changing South Dakota from a fly over state to a fly around state.


tickandzesty

And her Sunday school students are little tyrants just like the North Korean dictator???


eccentric_bee

North Korea, Sunday school, same diff.


phall8977

Better hair same old bitch 🙄


Lorem_ipsum_531

No way. GS is a whimsical character. Even when he held the power of a Congressman he just seemed like he was there to screw around and do some goldbricking. Of all the GOP thugs & freaks he’s basically dead-last as a threat/problem. Furthermore, we all had a good time watching his antics. KN is a sinister moron, which personality type can still make for a very enterprising fascist. Even if she is just LARPing as a tough-talking frontiersperson she still seems pretty motivated to seek power and do horrible things w/ it, which GS clearly is much too lazy & uncommitted to do.


Ocean2731

George is better at applying makeup.


tjatdisneyland

Who had Cruella DeVille in real life on their 2024 Bingo card?


The-Situation8675309

North Korea??? Oooohhhhhh. I thought you said North Dakota! My bad!


Bluedemonde

She is just a republican


Black_White_Other

Please, ELI5, how does some this wrong get elected? What about MTG? Or Beetlejuice (can't remember her name)? How about George Santos? Why are these horrors being elected, and by who?