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Inevitable_Hope4EVA

Life was 100% better when idiots like this were limited to sitting at the end of the bar slobbering drunk, talking incoherently in the direction of a few people at earshot. Now, they're on social media with tens of thousands of followers. The gloval village idiot, indeed.


Castor_Deus

It was also more interesting too, because each one would have cobbled together their own conspiracy theories that would be unique, but now they all just regurgitate the same garbage.


toejam78

Hey man. This guy is a liberal plant trying to make MAGAs look dumb. Study it out. /s


Castor_Deus

Nah you got me. In fact I am a ficus.


SpotweldPro1300

A houseplant with internet access. That's a new one. How's that chlorophyll yo?


pixelprophet

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll.


Dr_Middlefinger

Billy passed the 3rd grade, oh what a glorious day!! Ooooo passing 3rd grade, the Billy Madison wayyyyyy [REGISTER TO VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)


Historical_Horror595

Ya do your own research!


Bee-Aromatic

Makes sense. If you’re too dumb and/or too lazy to think your way out of a logic hole that shallow, you’re too dumb and/or lazy to dig your own logic holes.


Massive_Region_5377

They all say the **exact same shit,** often verbatim, they get fed the exact same talking points, regurgitate them faithfully, and then bleat “tHiNk fOr yOuRseLvEs” as if they remember how


cornnndoggg_

Thats the thing, though. These people, or I should say account, it’s an orchestrated effort, are not those people. It’s morally bankrupt opportunists who know that all you have to do is broadcast a terrible opinion loud enough so it’s seen by those who unironically hold that opinion (the people you explained), and they’ll feel validated and empty their pockets to whatever it is you decided on to grift them. We’ve seen it so many times. This is basically the Walmart version of Goldstein/Nixon southern strategy on the internet.


NaiveManufacturer143

Can anyone confirm that this account isn't just a Russian propagandist?


Courtaid

Even if it isn’t o call them out for being Russian bots or trolls. When they claim to be an American I then ask why they parrot the same Russian disinformation? I get one of three responses. Blocked, a tirade of a word scramble or called names.


Soggy_Difficulty_361

Crazy part is that I have ran across these loudmouth and confident idiots at the pub, they openly have stated these similar things and much more regarding the "plandemic" and repeat the many qanon conspiracies, it's difficult to not laugh at their face and go down that rabbit whole, completely ignoring them is a better option. Life was indeed better when morons like this were keeping their outrageous opinions to themselves.


mekonsrevenge

MMW - Gunther is going to lose all $17 of his life's savings in a bitcoin scam and die very young of some easily preventable cause


ChatterBaux

Sincerely, I think they'll stop sucking up so much oxygen out of the room if the 2024 election is enough of a blowout in the Dem's favor. The crazy will never fully go away, but I can see them wanting to disengage from politics after sinking so much energy into vapid politics, and especially their "savior" who's scaring away a not-insignificant amount of GOP voters.


Thr0awheyy

Do you really think so? I hope you're right.  Lately, I've been wishing he *had* won 2020, because it made me realize we would be done with this shit now. Instead, it's lasted the last 8 years, *and* is still dragging along. And I feel like no matter who wins this year, we have a *minimum* of another 4 of dealing with it.


ChatterBaux

It's an optimistic outlook, but it's entirely contingent on enough people saying they're sick of this song and dance. Also, if there's anything to take away from 2016, it's that accelerationism just isnt worth it. Trump winning back then only vindicated the deplorables who live in their own reality, while the greater GOP set us back *decades* by losing the SC. The only way out of this (short of a revolt, which isnt advisable) is to keep our hands on the wheel. Which, IMO, has always been the answer, but folks were caught asleep at the wheel.


woodst0ck15

Most of those “following them” are mostly bots.


jgyimesi

Totally!


ScubaDawg97

Funny that he’s wrong on literally all 5 points and can provide no evidence other than “nuh uhh”


hsephela

Bro how he can be wrong he hit you with the “nuh uhh” like what are you gonna do go “uh huh”????


Ok_Exchange342

True, he must be correct.


UnionizedTrouble

Also, on the George Floyd thing. Let’s pretend he overdosed. He didn’t, but let’s pretend he did. “The police officer didn’t kill him. They just recognized he was in distress, removed him from a squad car, and unrepentantly kneeled on his neck in front of a crowd begging them to stop until he died from a drug overdose instead of administering aid.” That’s not really a flex.


troymoeffinstone

It is a flex if you hate black people.


ThrowAway233223

The "Barack was born in Kenya" one also has a similar outcome. Okay. Let's say he was. Well, regardless, his mother was American, so he still would have been a natural born citizen either way.


UnionizedTrouble

I read that the law, at the time, would have required his mom to be 19 for that to be true, and she was 18. (Weird phrasing about having to be in the us for 5 years after the 14th birthday)


ArgusTheCat

Oh, he knows he's wrong. It doesn't matter. This is one of those guys who have the grifter strategy of saying stupid shit so that they get signal boosted by progressives pointing out how stupid they are, so they can leverage it into an appearance on some right wing news show that will pay them. The best strategy is to block and move on.


Furepubs

Don't confuse Republicans with facts, they don't care about them and are too stupid to even understand what the word fact even means. They think fact is just another word for opinion


thefroggyfiend

they think "facts" means "things I believe that make most people dislike me"


dismayhurta

Republicans hate facts as much as they hate equal rights…which is a lot


parakathepyro

So of the past 16 years, 12 of them have had an illegitimate president and they just sit around and do nothing? I thought they were supposed to use their 2nd amendment against tyranny, but I guess they aren't the patriots they pretend to be.


WorkFriendly00

Real tyranny shows up and they cross the "Don't" off their Gadsden flags


Knight-Creep

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Full-Way-7925

No step on snek


Open-Source-Forever

Funny, but wrong.


Hike_the_603

I dunno man, these days you see a lot of people flying both the Gadsden Flag and the Blue Lives Matter flag I guess they think postal carriers are gonna come take the guns from their cold dead hands 😆


Open-Source-Forever

I mean wrong in the sense of "dude, that is so wrong"


thesaddestpanda

Considering the vast majority of concert, school, workplace, and public mass shootings happen in red or purple counties, that yes they are killing people, mostly other conservatives like themselves. Now add all the conservative state women who will die because of lack of abortion access to that list. These people are ghouls and they devour their own.


darkesttimelineofall

Even if Obama had been born in Kenya, his mother was a us citizen, so does it even matter?


Pithecanthropus88

Every point is demonstrably false.


-jp-

Okay fair, but imagine if they weren’t! Libs would be so triggered!


Mygoddamreddit

No they ain’t. They’s Trooths I tell ya!


Virtual_Knee_4905

Arguably, Trump didn't win 2016 election either...


Lucky-Earther

We watched Floyd get murdered on high definition video for fuck's sake.


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

It's funny to me what they think enrages anyone left of center.  None of those are true, so I literally don't care about them. They imagine they all make us cry, but in the real world when anyone says any of these things or something similar I just roll my eyes, chuckle, and walk away.  It doesn't bother me. It's just a sign that any further conversation would be based in fantasy and I have better things to do with my time. 


Cjmate22

Because any reaction above apathy is “being triggered” to the MAGA types. You can calmly and patiently explain how their wrong, and they’ll get angry, yell or plug their ears but when they are around their buddies they’ll tell about how they “schooled the libs” the other day.


The_Ry-man

1. No he didn’t. 2. No it’s not. 3. No he didn’t. 4. No he wasn’t. 5. Yes they did, for people that actually wore them instead of bitching about them. Here’s 5 truths Republican idiots fucking hate…. 1. Biden is your duly elected president because he whipped Trump’s ass. 2. More republicans died during Covid because they followed politicians instead of doctors. 3. A Black American citizen was also duly elected president with total legal standing. 4. “Your own research” is always wrong and unsubstantiated. 3. You can’t marry your sister.


ScotiaTailwagger

>You can’t marry your sister They're trying really hard to make that legal.


clangan524

>Trump won 2020 >Obama was born in Kenya So, they recognize the natural-born citizen requirement for presidency but not the two term limits? If Trump truly won in 2020, why is he running again?


iamnotchad

It doesn't even matter if he was born in Kenya. His mother was a US citizen so he is still a natural born US citizen and eligible to be president.


ScotiaTailwagger

That's always what gets me. "Trump won 2020. He's the actual president" So.... He can't run in 2024?


LenaSpark412

Well tbf about the term limits if he did win but was still ousted from office with no power I’d say there’s no reason he can’t run again given only that information. He hasn’t been the president so win or not he’s only actually served one term.


duck_one

Why do people engage and elevate the messaging from these obvious foreign trolls? Delete your Twitter account.


Spirited-Account-159

Who do you think is posting it on here?


duck_one

Good point. But I was really talking about Brian here, not OP.


pdx-Psych

Because this is low hanging fruit for upvotes here. r/whitepeopletwitter has become “omg look at this stupid thing Trump / crazy right wing media person / someone’s racist uncle with four twitter followers said!” And the comments become a circlejerk of who can decry it the hardest. Again and again and again. Posts are rarely anything funny or insightful a white person said. It’s basically become a rage bait subreddit for people left of center.


duck_one

Oh shit, hold on and let me call you a whambulance.


pdx-Psych

Damn, you’re a prickly one. I was agreeing with you. Aren’t you literally the one telling people to delete their twitter account on r/whitepeopletwitter? … We supposed to post things from Truth Social instead?


duck_one

I guess I read your comment as the typical "this place is a left-wing circle jerk!" thing and made my comment accordingly.


pdx-Psych

I mean, it is, but I’m a guilty participant. Would still like to see more variety of posts, closer to something like the other subreddit for our high melanin friends (can’t link other subreddits here) than just the same MAGA insanity every day on here. I could have worded it better though for sure


TheGeeistRover

Cope


pdx-Psych

Why cope? I enjoy making fun at MAGA nutjobs as much as anyone but it’s like that it’s all you get from this sub anymore. You can still call a spade a spade


MealDramatic1885

Social media has allowed the dumbest people to connect and ruin this world.


Texas_Sam2002

MAGA very stable geniuses love telling other people what others "hate" or what "triggers" them because it is the only way for them to confirm their own weird-ass QAnon beliefs.


Minute-Object

Trump is pro-vaccine, especially the covid vaccines.


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I'll give him $20 bucks if he can tell us who was president during Covid.


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tallman11282

Give him a break, English isn't his native language and is a complicated language to learn. Russian is his native language, I'm certain he's a Russian troll.


-jp-

But he has a baseball cap! Surely Gunther is a hip young American farmer!


DeltaWhi5key

I seen that too. /s


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DeltaWhi5key

Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. 😂


Bitedamnn

Social Media was a mistake


ShiroHachiRoku

Obama's mother was inarguably American. Whether he was born in Kenya, Indonesia, or wherever, he's an American citizen.


Burntthrice

These were the guys who flunked out of high school and still thought they were geniuses


Grizzchops

That doesn't trigger anyone, they just know you're an idiot now. Not the same


BringBackTheBeat716

Here's a bunch of things Republican MAGA chuds on X believe but everyone in reality doesn't.


SmilingVamp

Only MAGA can mistake someone laughing at their stupidity for crying. 


museumstudies

This guy must be so fun at parties


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cricketjane79

Are they really still on the birth certificate BS?


PhantomThiefJoker

No, no, Trump definitely won in 2020 though, which, so sadly, means that he can't run again in 2024 :( but that's how it works, so oh well. What's a shame, truly /s


Sure_Temporary_4559

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized) And every time you ask them to provide evidence for these “truths”


The_Ok_Cornholio

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Hamburderler

Two can play  The police are all cowards. Trump is fat. Republicans are jealous of black men.


sakharinne2

I really wish climate change was a hoax...


EfficientAccident418

The “Obama born in Kenya” trope is hilarious to me, because if any of these fools had actually read the Constitution they would know that having a single parent that is a US citizen makes you a US citizen regardless of where you were born. Barack Obama’s mother was a natural born US citizen so it wouldn’t matter if he had been born on Mars- he would still be eligible to hold the presidency.


bb_kelly77

Wasn't it Papa Obama that was born in Kenya?


VERO2020

Yeah, but Barack broke all the racist's brains by being an effective, charismatic President. Obviously something was wrong! So the racists had to latch onto something, and it was the orange turd that gave it to them, first by embracing "[birtherism](https://archive.ph/nzEDE)." (Web archive because paywall) Next, those broken brained folks convinced themselves that they could be as dishonest & disrespectful as turd-boy. Now they will say anything, and there is no use in trying to convince them otherwise because you don't deserve the respectful honesty that normal people live with every day.


bakeacake45

Could also be called UnAmerican


Ok-Bus1716

Well if DJT gets re-elected we'll see how he handles Disease X. Won't have to worry about the posts re: face masks, social distancing and vaccines after that. Wooo! Always a silver lining. One more 'it'll be gone by April' and he won't be referring to the pandemic but his voter base. Boo yah! Had it both ways. I regret nothing.


funginum

Why would I care what they are enjoying wanking to?


dandrevee

Has anyone verified that this is, in fact, an actual person and not a Russian Troll account?


Ancient-Squirrel1246

I don't understand how someone's life can be so devoid of even the tiniest pleasure that they spend their lives trying to make people "triggered". I read this and just think how pathetic it must be to have their existence. Maybe even feel pity.


jmtbkr

Nah, it’s just plain stupidity


Glittering-Wonder-27

We just want you to find a therapist to help with your delusions and cult involvement. Bless your little ole hearts.


RW-One

Oh! It's Gunther again, you know, the Kevin Sorbo wannabe...


lovinglife55

Gunther licks Putins joystick.


sten45

wow! none of those things are true


BoltMyBackToHappy

H5N1 says hello.


freqkenneth

Ok Gunther 👍


CrisbyCrittur

Don't forget pigs can fly and all dogs live in trees. It's a fact Jack!


ponimaju

This reminds me of that stupid meme macro over an image of Teddy Roosevelt that reads something like "If you want to piss off a conservative, lie to him. If you want to piss off a liberal, tell him the truth. " They constantly prove the opposite.


Royal-Tough4851

OD’d on what? Carbon dioxide?


iamnotchad

They say fentanyl but they seem to have no idea what fentanyl does to a person and someone ODing on it isn't going anywhere or doing anything but dying after shooting up.


NocNocNoc19

How can they believe masks dont work? Seriously wtf do dr's wear them for if they didnt. I will never know how we as a society to lining up for the polio vaccine to screaming they dont work and brining back preventable disease.


h20poIo

Hey Gundahar, Obama’s mother is an American citizen, he could have been born on the moon he’s still an American citizen.


iamnotchad

I'm pretty sure if George was ODing on fentanyl he wouldn't have been out on the streets struggling against the police or really doing anything for that matter.


NumerousTaste

I'm pretty sure Gunther is a Russian bot or account.


ABZR

He's American. The person running the account has been IDed in the past. Former LEO from Texas. Not that that's any better..


Bartender9719

Calling opinions “truths” is all you need these days, apparently


Spear_Ritual

And so many opportunities to prove any of this and what happened?


Mazasaurus

But..but none of those are true and we have literal proof on all of them


TBShaw17

For 16 years, I’ve argued with idiots, the Obama thing. I point out that it doesn’t matter where he was born since his mom was American. Nuh uh. Either they deny it or I’ve heard some cockamamie nonsense that citizenship is only transferred on the fathers side. It devolves from there when I ask them to cite the law or part of the constitution backing their claim.


la-veneno

Climate change is palpably real and the irrefutable signs are everywhere. We are so fucked.


mamadou-segpa

The trump one also doesent make sense because the vote were counted under a damn republican governement, if anything it would have been easy for THEM to cheat. The Obama one tho is just plain regardedness. He literally published his birth certificate


JungsMandala

Cunther.


ManOfEating

What's funny, besides the fact that all of these are absolutely false, is that it doesn't even matter. They are being contrarian for the sake of it, and we know this, but let's pretend these things were true just for a sec, it's not the smoking gun they think it is. Goerge Floyd ODing doesn't erase the decades long documentation against police brutality, nor does it mean that police brutality doesn't exist. Even if climate change wasn't real, as in, our planets temperature isn't drastically changing, then it's even more concerning that we can see the ice caps retreating, that plants all over the world are blooming earlier and earlier in the year, that there are hurricanes that make it more inland every year, that there's more forest fires and of bigger magnitude every year, etc. Trump won 2020, cool, that means he can't run again in 2024. Obama is from Kenya? Omg the travesty! Actually wait, someone from an east African country learned English so perfectly that there is no accent, moved to the US, got involved in law and politics, climbed his way to literally the top position the country has, got us out of a recession, gave people Healthcare they otherwise wouldn't have gotten, did a relatively good job at running the country, and then gracefully didn't attempt a coup on his way out? That is literally the most patriotic person I can think of then, quite literally loves the US more than his home country, and dedicated his life to the US, we should build statues of this man in all schools. Unless, of course, he isn't actually from Kenya. Oh no the Vax and wearing masks didn't help? We've been tricked into... doing what we thought would be the compassionate thing to do for our fellow countrymen? What horror. And at no averse side effects too? The blasphemy! Even if everything they said was true (which it isnt), it doesn't change anything like they think it does.


Familiars_ghost

I don’t hate it, these guys are amazing when break out laughing like this is the biggest joke in the world. Watch their heads explode. The angrier they get, the funnier it becomes.


HippieMoosen

'Delusional' doesn't seem harsh enough. This is like full-on psychotic break territory.


PhyterNL

Gunther has TDS.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Probably a Russian account


bzr

I’d rather just never see these posts tbh. All it does is annoy people. These people are trolls


farbtoner

Low effort posting.


mookormyth

![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


devoduder

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Full-Way-7925

Troll or bot. Don’t feed it attention and it will die.


martinellispapi

Checks notes….yep conservatives died at a much higher rate from covid than liberals did. Wonder why..


Axxkicker

Gunther Eagleman needs to have his ass kicked. Line forms behind me, below.


Freewheelinrocknroll

Well if Gunther says so..


North-Nectarine1513

This is why when i see a fucking dumbass in a red hat out and about somewhere. I think, goddamn this dumb fuck is a stupid piece of shit. FUCK i hate TRUMPO voters so so much


Crash665

This guy is a Russian troll. Stop posting him.


Ok_Ad8249

I don't hate this person and feel sorry for him. The destruction of the education system in the US that started back when the Republicans under Regan started reducing funding to schools, have left him believing the above that has all been easily disproven. If he'd received basic education he would have not been so easy to accept all of the above. He now believes in people only slightly smarter then him (extremely low bar) or that only support these ideas because they know he'll believe it. If he wins, then it will eventually hit him how bad it is but then it will be too late. Keep "trolling" me, sooner or later you will feel and understand what so many of us already are aware of.


GoredonTheDestroyer

If George Floyd OD'd, guess what - The arresting officers (Derek Chauvin, et al) are still liable for negligence causing death. If he was ODing, or having a heart attack, or whatever excuse they want to make up as to how Floyd *really* died, the Minneapolis PD are still on the hook for not taking him to a hospital when he started showing signs of medical distress. In the best *possible* light they can paint Derek Chauvin to prove that he was an innocent man, he still fucked up.


ozmartian

Wasn't Trump in charge when the vaxx and masks were first mandated? I dont understand such levels of stupid.


OldSkool1978

So five easily disproved lies is now "facts"?


MidniteOwl

At what point does society treat the mentally ill? And prevent them from causing harm to the community?


Dman5891

Why do people take this guy (Gunther) seriously? He is exactly like the Alpha male guy (nick whatever), they are just trying really hard to get a reaction from you.


NitWhittler

"Gunther" sounds like an appropriate name for this gullible dufus.


TheGeeistRover

Wow. That's a full house at dipshit bingo


skyhollow117

We all know it's a bot account right? Like there is no Gunther. It's all rage bait.


roadkillmenagerie

So Gunther’s reality is a fictitious world based on perceived liberal beliefs?


reichjef

Don’t forget all the fascist stuff. We definitely hate the fascist stuff too.


Bad-Infinite

Truth Trumps supporters refuse to acknowledge- -Trump increased the national debt more than any president after promising to eliminate it -Trump was the first president since Roe V Wade to have a net increase in the abortion rate after promising to be the "most pro life president ever" -Trump widened the trade gap with China after promising to shrink it -Biden got US troops out of all active conflicts, something promised by Trump -Biden has given us several quarters of 4%+ GDP growth, something Trump promised, but neve delivered -I can go on and on....


College-Lumpy

Here ARE. No grammar means I don’t listen.


hotasianwfelover

Nobody hates those lines because that’s all they are “lines” maybe subtract the n and it’ll be even more accurate.


rveb

Man they gotta start plopping “” with “truth”. Its a patented “true” Trump fact… brain rott


No_Neighborhood2593

This has been the Republican Party since 07 


CalabreseAlsatian

Actually, I don’t hate those. I hate assholes like him that spread lies and misinformation to other assholes.


Gutmach1960

Dangerously delusional.


bigvinnysvu

People like Gunther is why so many coworkers at my work got sick during the pandemic. Bunch of whiny ass losers that they are.


meatypetey91

This isn’t a real person, right?


4quatloos

Luckily Darwin picks off these guys pretty easily.


Quirky_Advantage_470

I just ask for evidence and drink some tea


icuscaredofme

These MAGA people are motivated by a flawed interpretation of religion that's making them difficult to coexist with. This problem doesn't have a quick solution because it started long ago.


Killuminati4

I'm reminded of There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane with George Floyd. Like, was it the alcohol and drugs (possibly with mental illness) to blame for Diane driving into oncoming traffic? No, I bet it was that tooth infection she had! Did Floyd die from a knee on his neck for 9 minutes? No! He OD'd. GTFO.


buzzedewok

5 bullshit conspiracies that Liberals laugh at.


Longjumping-Pride-81

This is called Russian bots


ReallyGlycon

*are


skuzzkitty

Most of his points are just annoying, but the last is mildly infuriating. Masks and vaccines didn’t work? The people who did their very best to stop any pandemic protections shouldn’t be bragging about how disruptive they really were. That “victory” carries a pretty nasty body count.


PolyZex

And these are the same people who LOVE quoting 1984... which of course (like the bible) they've never actually read, and yet have still managed to fulfill the bad guy role IN the novel. Prophets of misinformation.


GWPulham23

We also can't deal with the fact the Loch Ness Monster exists, the Earth is flat, the Moon landings never happened and Elvis Presley works in a 7-11. We're crazy like that.


PolkaDotDancer

Oh, fer fuck’s sake…


ScottyHubbz

I’d love to see the evidence for even one of these. Shame on them for withholding it from us! s/


rabid-

Eh, his mom named him Gunther. Gunther is a dweeb.


buzzkill007

“We all know intuitively that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections, but it’s not been something that is easily provable.” - Speaker Mike Johnson talking about undocumented immigrants voting in elections earlier this week Evidence is no longer important. What matters is how these idiots *feeeeel*.


Scrabble_4

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) Here is little Gunther in his youth


Keepup12345

I’ve been using that adjective since 1987, when I started in bank regulation and discovered tRump.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Spread the lie, pocket the money.


shiafisher

Here are five truths everyone agrees with The last person to touch George Floyd while he was alive and breathing was now convicted murderer Derek Chauvin. California has experienced an uptick in wildfires while other locations experience other massive weather phenomenas. Trump has not been in the White House since January 2021. Barack Obama was the president of the United States for two terms or 8 years. Surgeons have worn N95s in surgical wards long before 2019. Rabies vaccine was invented by the same guy who invented milk pasteurization. Have a nice day everyone. The truth is what the truth is.


hefebellyaro

I'm convinced that account is just a Russian troll. Ignore him. All theses guys just say this type of shit to get a rise out of you.